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Somewhere in the plains of Africa...

CFB For inspiration see www.b3ta.com/board/8137382

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

diabolo/bison?

biabolo?
diaboson?

edit: optimize dude 350k is a little on the large side

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

hahaha!

thank you, eurythmics!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)

Top tip

reduce size to 280 pixels wide to reduce filesize by 300000% percent*

*well i can't be bothered to do the maths... but about that
Woo

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

Damn. This means I fail.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

only a little

quick use the power of edit :D
happy b3taday 4 days ago btw

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)

Edited

And thank you. Many happy returns for tomorrow, sir!

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)

haha

I thought you were going to suggest resize for FP viability. Even you would not be that cruel ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

Hey

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)

WHAT?

sneaking up on people with your Heys and your nonny nos. Oughtn't to be allowed.

*hey

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)

Fancy breaking the habit of a lifetime

and offering me some sort of virtual, and therefore in no way real or significant, embrace that would none the less make me feel happier?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

no.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

Well it was worth a try

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)

remember who you are speaking to dear ;)

Are you well chuckles?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)

Yo . . . where's my other Yo ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)

Find yo' own yo!

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)

good work

nice edit

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)

muchos woo and yay to boot!

(ratchet32 formally nachose!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

I got into an infinite loop

clicking your links and then my head a'sploded. True story.

Nice anim too. I was the yo-yo master at primary school; I could even do splitting the atom. Also a true story.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

Of course!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)

eurthymics ho!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)

LOL

(Parrott and the cave monsters pornisessentiallybullshit.blogspot.com (NSFW), Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

eh?

'edit' wait, have you stolen a different b3ta persons username?

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McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

erm

you dropped the image you made and didn't find on the internet?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

BRB NEED A HAIRCUT!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

Hahaha! G'day sirrah!

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McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)

Pfft! Howdy sir!

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

inflatable sex doll brandow says "OH FUCK"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)

He does.

"LOL" "Oh fuck off Vader"

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)

LULZ.

Cunt.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

just cos he's a toffee

is no reason to kill John

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)

(ccc, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)

No, Hitler.... THAT'S A BAD HITLER.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)

"You can't start on the jews

until you've finished all your slavs."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

seeing as your new here, some advice...

mainboard for posting images
talk board for what you just did (although starting a new thread with 'lol' will still get abuse i think)
links board to link to fun stuff on teh interweb

starting new threads without images on here will result in flames

CUNT!

also you made kitty cry.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

He/she/it is trolling:

www.b3ta.com/board/8131717

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)

yeah sorry

took a sec to cotton on

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)

scratch that i've realised your just a cunt

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)

He makes enough trouble on /talk as it is.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

Profile for Parrott must be destroyed:

* a member for 9 days
* has posted 2 messages on the main board
* has posted 0 messages on the talk board
* has posted 0 messages on the links board
* They liked 0 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.
* send me a message

Profile Info:

go fuck yourself.

Right back at ya, spam-boy.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

2 in one night?

my, aren't we lucky...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

There is a policeman inside all our heads,

he must be destroyed.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)

there is no room for a policeman in my head

i have an enlarged cake and chocolate gland.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

And that was just the teachers!

Oh wait...

NB: 'There is a policeman inside all our heads, he must be destroyed' was the slogan of an American anti-establishment movement in the late 60s.
It always makes me laugh for some reason.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)

pff

silly anti-establishmentalists!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

Adam Curtis documentaries teach you everything

Ever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

adam west documentaries

teach you very little

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)

This thread is now about krill

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)

krill?

you mean they're not copypods?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

Krill.

Let us talk of krill.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

I'd krill for a glass of milk.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

Krill are shrimp-like marine invertebrate animals.

These small crustaceans are important organisms of the zooplankton, particularly as food for baleen whales, manta rays,
whale sharks, crabeater seals and other seals, and a few seabird species that feed almost exclusively on them.
Another name is euphausiids, after their taxonomic order Euphausiacea.
The name krill comes from the Norwegian word krill meaning "young fry of fish," which is also often attributed to other species of fish.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

Yes let us discuss

but what have the krill ever done for us?

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)

Ask now what krill can do for you

but rather what you can do for krill

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)

Go whaling!

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)

what has krill done for me lately?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)

Too much?

I hoped never to toap in anger again....

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

Oh Parott :(

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)

It's ok.

It's a small thing. It doesn't matter really :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)

ermm, hello?

not me?

Even though it feels live i've been here for 9 days, i've actually been here for 5 years.

it's an easy mistake.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)

SOMEONE IS BESMIRCHING YOUR GOOD NAME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

yet again today

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)

you know, i have a sneaky sneaky feeling this poster might know of the faq.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)

ironic that your over the filesize limit here

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

well done everyone.

you gave this more replies than actual board posts containing work people had created.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)

Indeed, I'll post 'lol' next time.

That animation up there took far too long.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)

b3ta in a nutshell.

a tedious poster signs in with a trolling account, threadwastes, gets 3 times as more replies as genuine work.

+ 'read the faq' images over the filesize cited in the faq.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

LOL

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)

WOO YAY

as they used to say when people made an effort to create something funny.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)

'ningles chaps!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

America?

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Cae1, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

i believe so

around 600AD if my calculations are correct

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)

Fucking hell!

I'm going to get food now.

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Cae1, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)

Wins

like this picture

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

^probably this :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

oh my!

nicely done :D

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McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

Hilary's never looked better

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

Drugged she is.

Things always look better with drugs.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)

And now, live on stage: The Eurythmics

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

thorn in my side?

/hillary blog

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)

pfft

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)

Schweet dreams are made of this.

You'd need them with a face like that.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

a box of antidepressants wouldn't go amiss either

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

Did the Eurythmics actually do anything good?

Apart from stop making music?

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

there was that time in Sumalia

where they freed a bunch of wildebeest from boredom by giving them all yo-yo's

but otherwise no

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

I must make a picture of this.

*gets creative*

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)

go man, go!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)

...see above

www.b3ta.com/board/8137437

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

OH GOD

Hliiary's had a stroke

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)

the other guy had a feel too!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

that's all the motivation I need to post this ;D

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McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

dear shitting christ

that's HILARIOUS!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)

nings teh monkey

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McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)

nings, mr. badger

how's you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)

grand ta!

you going to ghostys bash in london? last time I looked there were over 40 people signed up!

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McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)

fuck it, i'm gonna do it!

*signs up*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

haha! peer pressure works! :P

if everyone actually does show up, it's going to be pretty crazy

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McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)

where's ghosty gone?

i need a room before they all go!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)

dunnoo, gaz him though, you should be alright

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McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)

I'll be the drunk one.

Waving frantically and drinking.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)

YES!

i got a room at chez riverghost!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)

hahahhaa

this is incredible!

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Mousing, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)

fuck

she looks like sabrina's aunty after a stroke!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)

but what about when

their faces are swapped?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

sabrina and her aunty swapped faces?

when was this?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

in a dream i had last night

it was all going so well up until that point

well. until her aunty walked in

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

i want the man dough they had

that stuff was awesome

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

heh heh heh

'man dough'

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

it was awesome

you made your man out of dough, then baked him and he turned into a real man! well, for 4 hours, anyway.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)

awaits

"i wish i could find a real man for that long" joke

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)

4 hours would do me

it's been a while

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

These women make an odd couple . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

Its rude to point and thats why he'll loose

When can we get rid of our government?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

no later than 2010

if my memories of the last election are not completely incorrect

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

no i mean the whole lot

the current system is too much arguing with each other to run the country, the prime minister etc should be on minimum wage

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

Excellent!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)

arrgh

^ scared

(brownzombie, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)

mushroom?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)

cashews chashwes!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

looks like

'boosh' to me

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)

nother unfortunate state.

Click it for finger breaking.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

why'd it break there?

i see a theme....

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)

This
And this...

But ill stop now

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

no need to stop

i do enjoy them, that's better like that :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)

Do you have a deal with scroll makers ?

you're wearing mine out . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)

Sorry Ill stop now.. I was just gonna put him dead at the bottom.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

It's just a shame that I need to hide them . . .

as I do like the concept . . .
ED: thank you . . . no need to hide now !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

Stop elongating the board with 4124px images pls.

kthxbai.

On the other hand: oh what a pickle that man's in now! Ho ho ho!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

No rule against long images.

Woo!

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Cae1, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

I like your pics, I really do

but they have a very annoying effect on the page.
I'm requesting that you link these, or perhaps provide a cfrft (click for really fucking tall).

Haha cheers for taking note but you didn't need to make it that tiny. There's no pleasing some people eh :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

^ seconded

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

^This

CFRFT

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

that's a bit unlucky!

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McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

oh you spoit it...

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

you have ruined his day.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

Noooo

Holly Would ALWAYS makes the day better.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

aww shucks

:)

thanks!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

BACK TO YOUR HOLE, FOUL BEAST!
*blows bible dust at you*

:)

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

*scuttles off*

treasuring sir's holy powder.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)

Cut it out . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

hahaha

but I was so exepecting Guybrush Threepwood

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

seeing as we see to be doing photoshop effects day today

heres my first HDRI attempt:

Click 4 Biggy
Click for original

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

Constructive feedback:

This is a particularly poor subject for HDRI since there's such a low dynamic range in this environment to begin with.
HDRI is most effective (and was developed for) environments where there's a particularly wide dynamic range which is impossible to capture in a single shot.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Trencin_hdr_001.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)

HDRIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)

Hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HDRI

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)

bully

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

NO U

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

Quite the contrast !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

thanks i'll try it again on a different piccy

i think thats the first time i've ever got constructive feedback on here, mostly its abuse, surrealness and CDCs

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

No problem

but reading your comment here I don't think I've understood what it is you're doing.
My understanding of HDRI is that it's constructed of multiple shots of the same scene taken with different exposures and then combined. From your comment above, I don't think that's what you're doing here?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

100% Correctedness

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

no i'm just playing

i figured i could get the same effect by using one pic then altering the exposure in the raw file processor to get three separate images with different exposures, then combining the images. will this not have the same effect as three separate images taken in camera?
i was being lazy, that might be the problem.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)

That's perfectly okay for HDR

It's just not as good as several images. Especially if your camera doesn't have a particularly broad sensitivity.

The purists go for several images over quite a wide range of exposures.

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foop, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)

okay

i'll do it properly next time and post results here for all to see

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)

It seems like that should work

but it won't produce the same results, because whatever exposure you choose in the raw settings for a single shot cannot reveal details which were not within the exposure range of that shot. The idea of multiple-exposure shots is that you can comfortably extend the range beyond the exposure capabilities of a single shot. It really does work and is well worth the trouble. Choice of subject is really important though. Choose something with a very wide dynamic range to begin with.
There are lots of tutorials online, some of which are excellent.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)

thanks

b3ta.com/board/8137474

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)

ur doin it wrong etc.

You need to take multiple shots with different exposures - you have a D70 so you can do that fine. You'd want a picture with a high enough exposure to get the details on the buildings for it to be a good looking photo though.

(DaveW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

Ooo that's lovely ...

I love cityscapes at the mo. This is in Illustrator, though:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)

Everything about this is wonderful . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)

Why thank you ... !

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

I dig the concept . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

peekaboo i see you

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

LIES!

and put your nipples away, unless you're going to do something useful with them.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

All of this, plus nekkid oily lesbian tiem.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

i don't understand the appeal of lesbians...

surely they do not like the men?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

they're fun to watch, apparently.

i prefer the cock, myself.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

I do not enjoy looking at men's parts.

I prefer ladies' parts.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

never mind the quality

feel the width!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)

wait...

what?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

the width of man-parts

is more important than how those parts look

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)

So having my pubes styled was pointless?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)

Not if you styled them into tiny liberty spikes

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

Well that's lucky.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

it depends

do you have sex with the light on? did you have them styled in a humorous fashion? have you had them dyed with luminous dye?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)

Sometimes, yes, a bit.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)

then

it wasn't pointless

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)

Not in my pr0n it ain't.

I don't like looking at willies - I prefer fannies.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

i'd rather look at a nice piece of meat

than a gaping gash :x

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

Then you must be gay.

Mrs Vagabond told me I was gay the other day, and I pointed out that she's the one who fancies men, so she must be, not me.

She refutes this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)

yes

i am gay for the cock.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

you've made me* so happy

*and my half inch

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)

half inch?

how wide is it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)

bout half a mile

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

hmm

now, this is just an idea, but have you tried sideways sex?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

hmm

but then my width is greatly diminished.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

oh ok

why am i blushing now

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)

don't blush!

there won't be enough blood left to fill your manbits!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)

oh i say!

you're only 3 hours in and your going cockhungry!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)

i'm ALWAYS cockhungry!

*hungers for cock*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

only a few more posts and its 8000 posts for you! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

i know

i'm planning a "boobies special" for my 10000

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)

posting 2000 posts today?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)

you wish ;)

i haven't taken the pic yet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)

Well I trust you have something exciting planned for 8000.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)

yes

it also involves boobs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)

Hurray!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)

Yes, they help make eggs :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

chicken fuckers!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)

bollocks do they

they just prevent a good meal being had for 8 months

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)

chickens take 8 months to hatch?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

They're all bisexual.

I have documentary evidence to prove this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

trisexual?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

Try anything yeah.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

Everyone knows someone

who'd shag anything with a paper bag on it's head.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)

nice to meet you

have a paper bag

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)

Nice to meet you too

The paper bag is on your head. And now you're being put in a room full of bagrapists.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)

put?

i chose to go in there

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

Gahhh.

That reminds me of 'Communion' when Walken sees the alien peeking around the corner.

GaaaAAAaaah!
Very nice though.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

Do you have a wmv of your Flash Gordon video?

I would like it on my zen to watch on the bus every morning for the rest of my school life.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)

did you see brandow woman?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)

Ooh no, but this sounds intriguing..

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)

if you can't be bothered to scroll down the page...

www.b3ta.com/board/8136884

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

Hahahahahah

"Tanky"?

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

from Tank Girl

have you seen Tank girl?
or Dominion Tank Police?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)

Nope

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)

Yes, I shall upload it for ya.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

i can see you too

you're not so tough!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

good evening!

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)

good evening to you, too!

i'm already 3 hours in!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

Yay!

Good luck! :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)

thanks

it's easy going so far!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

Trust me, it won't be.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

peekaboobies!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

Peek a BOO !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

In the words of Shakespeare himself:

"What the holy shuddering fuck?!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)

He wasn't called The Bard for nothing . . .

or was he . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)

It sucks the paint off the roller and paints the wall with the back of it's head?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)

You know those whacky aliems . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

Kaminoan?

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)

Point man of the Grand Army !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Good day sir! How are you?

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)

Yeah, not bad.

Just bought Kid A but I've decided not to listen to it yet. I'm still assimilating Amnesiac which I bought a couple of days ago.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

Spiffing!

I should listen to Radiohead more.
I just never get around to getting any.

My Art teacher's friend brought in a bunch of 10 megapixel cameras and filled her laptop hard drive with piles and piles of full quality photos. I spent my art lesson transferring them all to my Zen so that I can put them on an assortment of discs (there's a whole 2Gb of them!) just because her laptop didn't have enough space to do it itself.

Meaning when I tried to use the smudge tool, photoshop refused :)

So I managed to free some space for her so that I can do my exam on it on friday.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

hahahaha :D

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

Biff

and again

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

smashing

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

I spazzed back for you 17000th :)

Jessie cant be happy....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

haha

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

In my mind that sounds 'Pwersquish!'

Any more for any more? Are you a London personage Mr farm?

44 people so far

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

I feel like a bit of a usurper to that illustrious list.

Ho Hum.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

Hmmmm!

London Bash? I prefer travelling up north so that I know I wont bump into people I fight with on the street :)

youtube.com/watch?v=Nmm9tzrK9hY&feature=related
youtube.com/watch?v=bc56c6IWVLI&feature=related

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

Well they are big wooses up ther:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

Haha

I'm gonna make you march round the pub with your underpants on your head proclaiming that at the top of your voice. Then I might beat you, I've not decided.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

I'll get you a stepladder

and some steroids!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

there an off chance ill be back in the country around then.

if so, count me in. i have a morbid curiosity on seeing what you all look like in meatware

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

Well sign up then:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

*sigh*

wish i could go :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

Well do you have

your ruby ~~slippers~~ DMs?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

they're black. they don't even have a crazy green stripe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

Why don't you?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

Why don't you?!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

because i'm on holiday now

my next holiday is in october, and i work weekends

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

pfft

That's no excuse. Dixon's having all his limbs removed next week and he's still walking and swimming all the way from berlin!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)

Dixon is a legend

i'm just SkUGLY :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

sacrifice a grandparent

that should be good for a couple of days off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

i only got 1 left

and he's just got out of hospital...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

severe lack of funds

if i have a big win on the lottery/bingo(shames), i shall sign up like a shot!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

ahh

3 hours down now?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

yep

only 21 to go

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)

if only there was one person i liked going

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

*points at self*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

sorry

I'm out of the country

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

Cor ! Some 'big names' on there now!!!

Not that there wasn't before....erm I know what i mean!!!

*can't waits*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

I've got my fingers crossed of hot sunny weather

So the barbie will be good:)

I may even scrap the BBQ and do a hog roast:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)

Braw!

*salivates*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

WANKER.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

Let he without sin...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

You are one of them, dear Ttssattsr.

A big name , not a wanker!!!

What Have i done!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

Nice style!

Very punchy...

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enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

That is brilliant!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

This is bleeding greeat.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

this has more woo

than i can safely contain

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

*attaches safety net*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

*feels safe*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

This is sublime.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)

Fantasticly out gloved and out boxed !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

more boxers need pipes

woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

Hahahah wonderful

especially his little fists.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)

coz i get raw

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

amateur?

or shit?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

Personally

I didn't think Hugh Fernley-Whittingstall did that sorta thing!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

Arf!

Nice work!

EDIT: What happened for your 17000?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

nothing, i had a rant

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

You tart!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

my arse was all over the board last week

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

I know.

I saw the kilt and that was the least offensive thing :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

that was a young ladies school uniform

i borrowed it

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

Westwood?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

~~obvious strike through gag~~

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

shooting into the sun

pg. 42

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Ha ha

This is so bloody true! Does it also have an in-depth special, Lanyards & Camera Straps : How best to get them in shot as well!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Leaving the lens cap on

pg. 28

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

"This is Jeff at the side of the house..."

Comedy Special!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

Editorial:

Why heads always look better with lamposts / trees growing out of the top of them.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

haha

it's true though; a lot of heads really do look better.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

How do get such a good resolution and focus on a finger

and yet have what you're aiming at totally out of focus page 1

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Furness, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

Shooting in video mode by accident.

pg. 12

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

nice work

(jonjonjon, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

shutter up

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

arf!

*lensflares*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

Excellent work....

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enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

f/stop !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

Pfft

However that finger is beautifully in focus. Maybe even using a macro lens.

^{I know nothing about photography}

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

This is how I see Simon Cowell

Click for bigger (88KB)

(Youarenotshitashi, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

Don't worry

it's how we all see him as well.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

Looks like Matt Perry!

(O)(O)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh Christ! This is the best thing ever!

(

head-doctor ololololo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

That man is richer than god.

For that reason - and that reason alone - I would consider bumming him.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Please let this week's challenge be Photoshop Simon Cowell...

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

You've managed to make him even more punchable,

so well done for that. Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

i see him dead.

preferably covered in maggots.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

It's a YES!!!!!

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

hahaha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

Hehe!

Anything that depicts Simon Cowell as an absolute twat is good in my books.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

that'd be mirrors, yes?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

Whhheeeeeeeeeee!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

End table . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

What did you do?

nothing?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

Hooray!

Happy Pre-Birthday to you!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

huzzah!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

now I'm glad I don't know him

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

1. Woo

2. For you:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

oh fuck!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Excuse me..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhahahahehhehehhahaha!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

He's getting off . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

oh, how i wish this was real!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

Sweet barking cheese!

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

needs more

polythene bag

just to be sure...

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

good god

that's good

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

He looks like a muppet

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

Dream girl

I can has biskit?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

You fucking can has.

That's gorgeous.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

No!

*gives cookie*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

So elusive . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

Arghhh!

Come back you girl!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

The Bible sells advertising space...

(

enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

Excellent work.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

What I don't understand is that how night and day was created before the Sun was.

Anyway, top notch work there. *clicky*

(

head-doctor ololololo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

Yeah, I was wondering

exactly that earlier on....

(

enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

It doesn't make any sense, does it?

It's just another reason to turn atheist.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

Turn?

We were all born atheists.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

I don't believe I've ever been anything else

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)

Old testament has no basis in fact

Prolly. Someone smart will tell me different I'm sure.

(

Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

No, it's all completely true, ask anyone.

And if they say otherwise, burn them.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

It gets even more confusing

In Chapter 1 he creates man and woman

In Chapter 2 Adam is alone and woman never existed

It's a right load of old bollocks

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

And Adam and Eve founded thet HUman race

by having two boys.
One of whom died.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

That's very nice,

woo. Now where's Mushroom with his nestle picture?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

Good Food, Good Life...

* Good Grief!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

Felicity Kendall

mmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

So God is a freakish amalgam

of Howard "off the telly" and The Hideous McKeith?

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

Afraid so...

(

enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

I like that!

*clicks* see?

(

..wil, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

40 was my

significant birhday, too...scary, isn't it?

(

enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

i wish i had

the same dealer god's got

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

Yay though I walk through

the valley of billboards . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

that's an old pyrannha logo

but i like it, especially the twist of evil at the end

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

Lovely!

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Absolute Latinum

Quite very good indeed.

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)

ahhh... memories

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Arf!

Obviously he left his custard in the prossie....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

Haha!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

i medically need

to see roobarb on speed.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

This to the power of 12.413

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Is Mr Benn

banging a bratz doll?

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

he won't remember a thing in the morning

just a vague recollection and a giant indentation on his pillow is all that he'll be left with...

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

Looking at her

he might have snapped her in half by the morning...

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

Nah, Mr.Benn is too drunk to fuck

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

Death Proof soundtrack

rocks...Just like about 10 minutes of the film.

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

Christ

I spent 2 days downloading that movie only to find it's nothing more than a bunch of birds talking shit for 2 hours and a car chase

I want my download time back.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

how does she smell?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

Alaska!

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Jamaica?

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

SHE'S DEAD!

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

Terrible!

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

I know, but I'm trying harder, really I am

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

I have just realised

I can no longer see emoticons without thinking of shadas line cats

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

Arf!

Ace

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

Excellent!

Suddenly, as if from nowhere, a prostitute appeared...

(

enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

hahahaha

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

Mr.Benn is left with a small souvenir of his magical adventure

syphilis

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

haha!

(

enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

Hooray!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

Kate Gnash

(Youarenotshitashi, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

Still would....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

I hate that woman

and her mockney ways

(

Furness, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

No you dont!

You want her hard!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

no, i hate her.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

There are people a lot FI...TA than her

who aren't nearly as annoying and in need of throttling

(

Furness, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

^thissy this this.

am I one of them? Am I?

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

Gnarly!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

she loks like a Bash Street Kid.. Pug's sister?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

Xylophone teefs . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

I'm listening to her at the moment.

WELL I LIKE HER.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

*shuns*

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Pfft, I listen to worse music than hers.

Timberlake, anyone? Morbid Angel? Manowar?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

I used to want to have sex with you.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

What, when you thought I was a boy?

Ahhh that's bless is that.

I'm not a very girly girl. Well, apart from the fascination with shoes I'll do myself a monkeys in.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

hahaha

I've always known you had an inny for a willy. It was more your music tastes.

ah, what the heck, play your cards right at the bash and I'll see what I can do for ye :)

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Hahaha!

Nowt wrong with being eclectic.

_sexually.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

Nothing wrong with Manowar.

Morbid Angel I can take in small doses.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

I fucking ADORE manowar.

Morbid Angel I love, but that's probably only because I've been doing it for so long.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

I've never really got into death/black metal particularly.

I do like Opeth and Immortal, but I'm not sure how you'd define them.
In my experience, death and black metal fans are very protective and have very specific definitions of what is and isn't black/death.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

OH yes.

I hung around wih that crowd a while back. Got nothing from it except a bit of a drink problem and a belly.

Now I'm back to my normal self everything's happy again.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

I knew a whole bunch of them back in Manchester.

Still see a few of them regularly, as they also come to the good gigs with me.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

Ah, I fell out with my lot.

Well, we stopped talking once I broke up with the ex. I really couldn't care less though, I've got my little group of mates, and I've got my b3tans, I am a happy camper.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8136960

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Whoops, sorry, had to muck about with work.

I've been a girl for 23 years now. Sometimes I wish I was a boy, but I think I just want to have a willy for a day.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

*Refrains from making the obvious comment*

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

What's that then, petal?

I'm having a thick ~~day~~ year

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

"you can have my willy for the day"

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

*smacks forehead* of course.

Ooo-er missus, 'ave a banana.

By the way- well done on your big long trip- one day I'd love to do that. Knowing me though, I'd attempt it on a CZ and get 40 miles before the bike explodes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

so do i

not attached to me, though, just....there....

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

Oh I've got cock on tap

I want to have one attached. Just for a day.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

it would be nice

to see how the other half lives, but it would be nicer to have cock on tap :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

Make the most of it, sugar plum.

Harder to get unmarried.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

as i always say

i've had 3 husbands, but none of them were mine ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

Is it

"Cos she is much fittah?"

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

Well, I like the way she writes, mainly.

I would as well, though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

:) she am fit

not as fit as Capn Wow, but still fit....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

:D Top panderage there.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Imagine a Lily Allen/Kate Nash Threeway

your head would explode from all of the cockerneeeeeeeee

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

I'd do Lily Allen as well.

I'd wear them like oven gloves.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Only if I can watch/join in...

_{*measurements available on request*}

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

Pfft, not on your nelly.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

Awwww

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

hahahahahaha

i quite fancy a shot at that myself

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

Ready....aim....

FIRE!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

I think I would like a four way miss!?

Those 2 and your good self?

I can deal with the "cockernee" being a Londoner myself :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

Haha, you may be being overly optimistic here.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

Bah!

Aim for the stars and youll reach the sky!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

Then you don't want to shag me.

I'm from Bucks, all posh and a bit bumpkin.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

I was talkng about them.

I know youre all posy and a bit jew which makes me a bit horny to be honest ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

Hahaha Zappa fan?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

Massive style dont you know :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

Sweet Jesus

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

She writes songs that remind me of people/stuff.

I like that, I like the way she writes almost prosaically.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

I have nothing good to say...

so I will say nothing apart from this obviously, which in itself is quite damning... hmmm....

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

*shrugs* you think what you like, love.

It's all opinion, innit?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

Indeed

Like what you like... love is the law, love under will...

*nips off to freak out some christians*

G'nite b3ta

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

night!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

me too

I think she's great. And so does Billy Bragg. And he is not to be argued with.

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

Oh yes, good man mr Ftang.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

Have.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

It's ok

The memory will fade in time

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Michelle McMan-arse?

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

fergie!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

Fucking kill it

with fucking hammers.

NOW.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

Plenty to love . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

(londoner, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Shopped?

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

only slightly

(londoner, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

No No No

and No. Top 'shop mind.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)

i agree

she' still get it.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

Today's song is The Stranglers' classic

"Peaches".

Click for rock star ego-sized (227k).

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

Clit-or-is!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

Sha-rab-ang

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

charabanc

i believe

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

I couldn't be more wronger!!!

TA!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

you're welcome

it is a word that has annoyed me before today

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

millions of peaches, pieaches for meee!

*sings song*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Arf!

Presidents, stranglers, not that different :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

...and about 30 seconds after the iconic album photo shoot

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

thats what probably set ol' kurt off

he was a happy go lucky little scamp until he witnessed this unfortunate event

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

biindun

lots

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

But in my opinion

not that well

(

Furness, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

you have offended my family

and you have offended a Shaolin Temple

Whaaataaaaaah!!!! *Kung fu kicks in to a spear on a revolving mirrored door*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

^THIS

There's a really good one on Worth1000....

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

I did a fantastically briliant and bestest one

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

Well fair enough...

In my defense there are a lot of versions of this image, and while there are some good ones, and some brilliant ones, there are also a hell of a lot of shit ones. This is a good one.

HappyToast, you shall be receiving my finger in the post in the next few days

(

Furness, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

GET IN MAH BELLY!

this is marvellous

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Roodie Cant FAIL!

No reall fail in this....

Arf!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Marvellous!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

Snatching a snack from . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

mmmmyom

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

Brill!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

The ripple tool ..... is cool

even i managed to make something

Although not sure how to blend the edge of the ripple boundary yet

edit// original image:
images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://nd.water.usgs.gov/images/water.jpg&imgrefurl=http://nd.water.usgs.gov/&h=1500&w=2100&sz=207&hl=en&start=5&tbnid=7CDX2Tl-vD-_uM:&tbnh=107&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwater%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26sa%3DG

Took me about 5 mins to make it ripple and rain

(

WOLF .™, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

"Blend the edge of the ripple boundary".

There's a phrase I expect to hear more and more in weeks to come.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

What on earth do you mean?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

something about inserting a chicken?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Bah!

Hes just hen pecked!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

This is also lovely.

Well done for refluffing the board, woo.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

refluffing?

was it unfluffed?

(

WOLF .™, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

A few new posts with just text,

leading to board anger.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Well it's been a bit limp today...

must be said.

(

..wil, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Ripple is cool . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

this is lovely

but it makes me want to wee

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Oui ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

pff

you're silly ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

I like Ripple

over here too . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

WOW

Iz vere vere loverly! Haev bunches of clicks *clickclickclick*

(

kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

I plucked this from my garden this morning. Fucking weeds.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Dandy !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Fucking weeds??? Yes. if the weeds looked like that

I would.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

He he!

So would I.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

ha ha ha

i once found a triple headed dandelion it was kinda one giant head but kinda 0 shaped, wish i had a camera back then

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

I used to have a walnut shell that was split in three, not two. I like those.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

i wish they grew in my garden!

that is awesome!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Thank you

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

if you could animate

a white rose opening to reveal a fairy inside, i would have your babies.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

I could try to ani-morph that.

Thanks for the idea, and I shall give you 1/2 credit. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

*glees*

i love white roses

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

*puffs

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

*blows*

one o'clock!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

I plucked it too

Tight as a gnatt's chuff.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

That's lovely, woo.

Quick question because I'm a fucking idiot, what was the name of those cars that had the drivers/passengers names at the top of the windscreen?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

Twat-chariots

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

tracy and kevin

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

It's so I can make a lovely animation.

If I can't do this, I'll probably do a terrible pun instead. Be warned.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Drive on !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

google car sun strips

not many pics though.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

I'll have a look through,

cheers.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Capri?

But any 1980's era Essex Ford would do. Escort, Cortina, Granada etc etc

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Cheers

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

harry potter spoilt the anglia

the cnut!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

The cheeky irish charmer

(Youarenotshitashi, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

Hahaha what have you changed?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

He made the girl's face bigger.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

her necklace intrigues me.

Looks dangerous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

That's not a necklace...

that's so she can rotate her head 360 degrees. It's a join.

EDIT: I just realised you are not a boy. How long has this been going on?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

*hugs* hello

so any info on this "guy"

*fetches box of "explaining the FAQ tools" from under the desk*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

Unshopped images only please!!!!

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

What are you on about

Unshopped images??

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Furness, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

Michael Keaton!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Reminds me of

(brain_blessed, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

the babe?

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

What babe?

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spagaroony, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

The babe with the power?

(brain_blessed, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

What Power?

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spagaroony, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

what power?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

the power of voodoo?

(brain_blessed, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

who do?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

you do!

(brain_blessed, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

You do !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

do what?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

they should get a post for that sign

and its 8 years out of date

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Squash anyone ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Late afternoon nonsense

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Make sure she doesn't drown...

...that looks like a very strong currant...

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Raisin the pun bar are you?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

I seed what you did there!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

serial punnage

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

Surely..

"Cereal punnage"

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Thinker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

I found Mrs Brandow!

Linky

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

What were you looking for

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

erm i was looking on a "rate me cos i'm ugly" website

i'm bored

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

blurry tattoos on your tits always makes a girl more attractive to me

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

my eyes hadn't wandered that way

*stares*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

ahh

suicidegirls.com.mx/girls/Tanky/ that would explain alot

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

Hahahahahaha

"About - I HATE YOU. I WILL FUCKIN EAT YOUR DEAD CHILD'S BRAINS AND FECES. I WILL SMASH YOUR INSIDES AND TWIST YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS WITH MY TITS. that is all.
Into: Suicide girls, fucking dead bodies, and eating dead bebes. "

Someone needs a hug :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Time of the month

maybe?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

did you click the link? :-s

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

^This^

I'm all for self expression and individuality but sometimes folks just look wrong.

Does she own a mirror!?

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..wil, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

She's a vampire.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Colouring . . . book her !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

cover your oats, woman!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Such a shame too . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

haha

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

*CLICK

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

we'll make a million!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

hello dave

can my wife use the toilet dave?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

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