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Ninj ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:41,
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I'll have eleventeen pairs.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:42,
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hahaha!!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43,
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Pffffffft......haaahaahahhahaaaa
*chokes on apple and dies*
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43,
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*heimlichs*
*resuscitates* *submits invoice* profit!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:52,
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How much??!?!?!?!?!?! >_<
*has heart attack and dies again*
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58,
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bah.
*kicks corpse into gutter*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:59,
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*sells corpse on black market*
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08,
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You won't get much for it
I've already sold my kidneys...
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:13,
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*strips corpse*
get it while it's warm! 50p a go!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:52,
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50p??
Rip off. I'll give you tuppence.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:56,
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Still more profit than my tactic
:(
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:57,
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You've learnt a valuable lesson today.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:59,
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Yes indeed
Go through their pockets and fleece them before administring any kind of first aid. Way too late if they're already better.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:00,
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hokay!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58,
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*skull fucks*
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:59,
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times up!
come on, save some brain matter for the others.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:01,
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Can I take some as a souvenir of my visit?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:02,
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that'll be another tuppence...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:04,
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*grabs a frontal lobe and runs*
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:06,
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Careful...
that's my hypothalamus!oh sod it, I don't need it anymore
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:01,
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lolclicks!
*comporoasts*
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43,
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hahahaha
SPANG!
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:44,
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thank you sir!
may i have another, sir!
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:50,
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If you insist...
*fetches extra-large pan* SPANG! :D
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:56,
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Oh bloody yes.
Yes yes yes. Yes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:45,
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Lovely.
Brings back memories of 1st year humanities lessons, back when I was 11. :D Not the Borg bit...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:45,
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oh my lorrd
The pun it burns....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:45,
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hahahaha!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:55,
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seamsless
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58,
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The Feudal system
Remember, it's your count that votes
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:00,
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"Count rolls in the pantry!"
"Does he?"
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:03,
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"is he?"
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:05,
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Possibly, I did have a few variations
"Count properly!" "Unusual name for nobility" Or when my niece was playing hide and seek with me: "Count in the living room" "Is there?" My jokes are wasted on a four year old, but I still find them amusing.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08,
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I thought it would be a joke
"Why does she smell?" "Shatner pants."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43,
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"why is lt uhura brown?"
"because william shatner"
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:13,
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hahaha
clicks
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:48,
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I presume you'll thanks Chris Moyles for the inspiration.
And in other news, Woo!
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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:50,
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no,
he just sprays it out his mouth.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:56,
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I find it ironic people hate the man
and yet find his jokes funny. I think it's the mentality that people think it's cool to hate popular stuff. Thats fine, I've always hated Coldplay. The bed wetting simpletons. /Edit. hold on thats not irony. Having 10 thousand spoons when all you need is a knife is. oh well. Anyone wanna swap a knife for a spoon?
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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:03,
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is it a nice spoon?
and i very rarely find him funny, usually he just gets on my nerves.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:06,
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Well there's 10 thousand of the buggers, one of them must take your fancy
I agree that some of his stuff does get irritating, but a lot of the stuff he does is quite funny. And some of the jokes they do - such as the Shatner pants - are real classic stuff. I prefered his older shows mind, afternoon after Mark and Lard. *sigh*
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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:10,
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58,
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ARSECHUPACHUPS
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:04,
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arf!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:00,
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Hahahahahahaha!
Splendid!
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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:13,
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Fatty Kirk, Skirty Spock.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:40,
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:O RED JUMPER
Spock's going to die!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:42,
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hahaha!!
fatty kirk looks ace!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:42,
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I love his gold lamé tunic...
I think his mum made it for him.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43,
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I remember
someone drew an ACE fat kirk a while back for a draw off. If it was you, please repost it as it will make me smile. Thank you
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:53,
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me?
draw? ace? i think you've got the wrong person my friend!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:57,
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I meant YOU in the royal sense
its hard to create inflections on the board
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08,
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Hahaha Brill.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43,
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Ashally...
Spock seems to be wearing a TNG unif... Y'know what? Nevermind. WOO!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:06,
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5th anniversary redux
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lord bofingham ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25,
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i've always thought that that sword arch was awesome
in a totalitarian kind of way
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:26,
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yep
hands made in Basingstoke, you know
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lord bofingham ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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apparently, the left one's
the left one'sgot a greasy ring on it . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43,
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gah! no!
*mindbleach*
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:51,
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Saddam wanted the helmets of dead Iranian soldiers embedded in the road
The builders ran out of Iranian helmets so used Iraqi helmets instead. True story.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28,
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what bad symbolism.
silly iraqis.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34,
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Sorry... But I could only see this...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38,
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hahaha
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43,
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well
it is B3ta
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lord bofingham ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:48,
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hahaha
cheap laughs are the, well, cheapest
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:09,
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strategic victory
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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The swords are still there therefore this image is misleading and I have reported you to trading standards
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28,
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I'm reporting YOU to trading standards
because he clearly isn't trying to sell something. Wait... shit.
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:29,
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Dibs on the top bunk in prison
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33,
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That's fine
I like sleeping close to the ground
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:04,
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I've heard
he's incontinent
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lord bofingham ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:12,
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you wanna buy a used car?
only only careless owner
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lord bofingham ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30,
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*receives flim-flamming*
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:32,
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I like the new one more. Burned out car...
makes a very powerful statement on the state of civilization.
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28,
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^this
sadly
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33,
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I SUPPORT THE WAR!!!!
*runs and hides*
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:31,
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You
would
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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:37,
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Pity it's the Kosovan war
FUCKER!
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:39,
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yes!
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tiberiusgracchus saving the world since; ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18,
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Women who look like teenage Australian boys?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:19,
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My Favourite
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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this.
except with less ugly.
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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That is quite an odd creature.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches* ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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It appears to be Pugwall's summer in Belgium.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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zomg
you're right
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23,
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Why are you suprised?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23,
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i'm not suprised that you're right, cos you usually are
i'm surprised at how much she looks like a teenage aussie boy
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24,
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Good, that's correct, yes I know- quite frightening isn't it?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:26,
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frightening arousing
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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bleurgh.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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bleurgh phwoar
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30,
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You love it.
I don't love it. They fucking adore it. He/She wants it badly.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:32,
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*deletes as applicable*
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35,
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Ethnicity:
white/ black/ mixed race black/ other/ mixed race Asian/ Asian/ Eastern European/
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:37,
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Everyone should have one...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23,
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Terrorists look like Gordon Kaye?
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MrWizard ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21,
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shut up he nearly died in a hurricane
I WON'T HAVE HIM SLANDERED HERE
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25,
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^ and he is only going to say that once...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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How come you're not on the nawty step
after that goatse horror from earlier?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:51,
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rot op.
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Mr. Johnson ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:14,
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I thought we could do with a break from the compo :)
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches* ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:11,
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:D nicely done.
Lush do solid soaps and shampoo, they're not bad. And they last AGES.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12,
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pssst
lots of people do solid soaps... ; )
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
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What is this soap of which you speak?
*scratches balls* *disturbs nest of cockroaches*
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
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Well shampoo then.
Hush, you. Back to your kitchen.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
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How would solid shampoo work?
Surely it needs to be liquid to get massaged itno your hair?
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches* ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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Nope, you sort of massage your hair with the bar and it lathers that way.
The one I use smells of jasmine, it's lovely.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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I like the new Head & Shoulders For Men smell.
It's sort of fruity, but I can't quite place it. Very pleasant.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches* ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17,
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Hmmmmm intriguing.
VO5 for dyed hair smells a lot nicer than it used to. Sort of herbal in a nice way.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:19,
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Revlon Flex do a really nice conditioner
it's sort of bright custard yellow and smells of frankinsence - one of my official favourite smells.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21,
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Ooooh I love frankincense.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22,
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i love the smell of original vosene.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24,
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oooh
that takes me back. Remember Shield?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25,
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no.
but i still use vosene to this day.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34,
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What's it like?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25,
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it's hard to say
it doesn't smell of herbs or fruits, it's just kind of... chemical, in the same way that carbolic soap smells chemical. it doesn't smell like carbolic though.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28,
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i've always got a bit giddy on pantene
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:50,
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Who is Jasmine?
Does she live near you?
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21,
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There is A Jasmine that lives near me, yes.
She also works with me, and is 18. If anyone touches her I shall physically assault them.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22,
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Greedy!
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches* ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23,
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She's a 5ft 9, slim, blonde, pretty VIRGIN.
At 18. I have no idea how she's managed it in our town. And she's nice, too. My lovely little thing. Bless her, I can see her at the moment, dancing by the fax machine.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24,
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No, she's also a friend.
Who told me she ran away from some bloke in a club because she let slip to him she was a virgin and he wouldn't leave her alone after that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33,
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You'd think.
I used to collect them, maybe he does.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38,
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*wants*
*has a girlfriend already* *cries*
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28,
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Whoever gets this one will be a very lucky person.
She's a proper little love.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34,
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Clearly she either has massive personality defects (hurrah for personality defects)
or is secretly a vampire just kills the men instead.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33,
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I was about to say, that sounded quite hopeful.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34,
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Hopeful as in I am trying to fish for girlfriends?
I pray I still have enough credibility to not do that, yet.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38,
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Ah, that depends on how much credibility I afford you.
edit: in my eyes, obviously. Not anyone else's.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:39,
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A couple of ounces possibly.
I knew a girl once, shocking I know, and she'd come off badly out of a relationship but decided to abandon all her brilliantly quirky personality defects. Refuse to admit that she had any anxieties or neurosises and then just turned into a combination of boring methodist and very dull happy-to-be-pissed student. A combination which is as confusing contradicting as it is a massive waste of an amusing person.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:42,
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someone tried to massage a brick into my hair once
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17,
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You have to make sure your hair is all nice and wet first
then you just rub the shampoo bar around on your scalp. Add more water, lather up, and voila.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17,
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I use supermarket budget 2 in 1
but then i keep my hair so short theres no point buying fancy stuff for it.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21,
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mr b3th is growing his into a rather fetching pony tail
which looks as awful as yopu might expect on a man of his age.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23,
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Ponytails look good on all ages of men.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25,
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they really
really don't.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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They bloody do.
Mmmmm.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34,
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*swishes about like a girl
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:37,
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Exactly *clutches* don't cut it off, I'll cry.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38,
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My mum said i should cut mine
now I'm going for job interviews, i like to think of my hair as a little test for them.
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:44,
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I managed to get a job in a hospital, despite my hair.
Although I did fail at 3 interviews before that...
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:47,
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Not if we are bald they don't
I'd look chuffing stoopid with one
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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Well if you're bald, then no.
Otherwise, yes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35,
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This isn't the BBC you know,
She won't get told off for advertising!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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They smell nice, but the last one I got made my skin go all dry.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14,
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Lemopny flutter is ace
it's a really thick, lemony cuticle cream, but I fling a load on my lips when I go to bed and in the morning they are all lovely and kissable. See? *puckers up*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15,
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Lip Service lip balm for me.
It's a DREAM.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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Really? :S
I only really use their shampoo, body butter squares, shaving cream and lip balms (oh, and perfume). Having listed all of that I really shouldn't include the world 'only'.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15,
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It was the honey soap stuff.
The massage bar things they do are good, though.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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The smell in the shop is enough to make my throat dry...
I dread to think what it does to your skin ;P *imagines salted slug*
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MrWizard ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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i got some lush shaving cream in december
and still have half the bottle left! it fucking rocks and its called "ambrosia" therefore it HAS to be good
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14,
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Manwife and my legs use the 'prince' one.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14,
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does it only reach as far as your legs?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15,
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Fuck you, Nibus, compared to a lot of people I'm nigh on hairless.
I use other stuff elsewhere.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17,
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er...wait a minute
it was a Prince joke *sulks*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18,
archived )
Ohhhh I seeeeeee.
I meant it lovingly. Come on, you know in Bucks 'Fuck you' is tantamount to asking someone for their hand in marriage.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20,
archived )
haha
I'll let you off
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27,
archived )
\o/
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35,
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*reaches further*
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17,
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I'm 5ft 4 from end to end.
If you stand in the middle you can probably touch my head with one hand and my feet with the other.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18,
archived )
My girlfriend is 5 foot, and you know, I've never even tried doing that.
*takes notes*
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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I bet you can. Have you got long monkey arms?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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I guess they're fairly long, I'm 6 foot.
It's something I'll be trying.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22,
archived )
Excellent work, let me know how you get on.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23,
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Maybe I can start a blog.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24,
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'can I touch women's ends?'
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:26,
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Without being convicted.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30,
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That's the aim.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35,
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*touches*
/innuendo blog
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20,
archived )
excellent
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23,
archived )
Sympathy for the skin is saving my face at the moment
I've had some very painful exczema/psoriasis stuff recently, where my skin physically hurts, and that stuff is really calming. Lots of lavender and chamomile and stuff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16,
archived )
Ooooh I may have to try that.
I'm very sensitive, but weirdly not to Lush products.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18,
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^this
a grew facial hair to i didnt have to shave every other day
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:19,
archived )
would you like to try that again in English?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22,
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apologies
I grew facial hair so i didnt have to shave every other day
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30,
archived )
right you are
well, I'd better get back to work. i've basically upended my living room to tidy up so I can have more space to play with my PS2 eye toy. However, I now have about six square inches of visible carpet. *sigh*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33,
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probably something to do with their m'all natural' thing
The best stuff would most likely be their fresh range, but I don't live close enoughto a lush to get there every week, and it costs too much to have it delivered.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20,
archived )
Natural they may be
still more parabens than none though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21,
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This board is beginning to feel a bit like an Avon party
Ding Dong
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:26,
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now it's beginning to sound like leslie phillips
helllllloooooooo!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28,
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the shaving cream of the gods!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15,
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a face so smooth
it squeaks
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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*click*
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12,
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hehehe
this is well appreciated as i do not like star trek
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12,
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haha, that's lovely
and as predicted, a much needed break ^_^ *hug*a fairy gas might not go amiss...
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
archived )
Fairy plasma FTW
Much better than Imperial Leather Bose-Einstein condensate, IMO.
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15,
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If you thought the normal one slipped through your fingers in the bath too easy...
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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hahaha!!
*spangs*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
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Is it people?
edit: I suppose it would be Desoilant Green.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
archived )
I can't decide whether this looks really lovely or really repulsive
so I'll just click. *clicks*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14,
archived )
mm lardy spinach
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15,
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Hehe, spinach dripping :)
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches* ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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someone probably makes that
:)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18,
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I have mixed feelings about that.
A mix of disgust and horror :)
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches* ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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Most woosome.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:19,
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in france they have been using these for at least thirty years
the same bars as they started with.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30,
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William Shatner is exactly 50 years older than me to the day!!!
Click the pic for gify coolness. It's a repost of one I did a while ago, but this time it's for the compo!!! :D
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WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:03,
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!!!
Aceness!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06,
archived )
This will be a curious week for me on b3ta.
I've never watched Star Trek. I enjoyed William Shatners appearence on Graham Norton a few years ago though when he tried to make a joke with a rare action figure and broke it. And the joke was a tumbleweeder.
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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:07,
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Ha ha ha
I missed that! Poor Mr Shatner, he did a fail.
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WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:08,
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He's so very lovely and cute now he's old.
Have you seen Boston Legal?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:09,
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You're not wrong.
Personally I'd have loved it even without Bill as it's got the beauteous wit of James Spader in it, but Bill RULES THE SCHOOL in it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
archived )
Ooooh
I've not seen this Boston Legal thing, I guess I should check it out!
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WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14,
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It's so very ace.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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I watched it once or twice as a kid when it used to be on bbc2
and I've seen one of the films, but I don't find it as good as thunderbirds.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:10,
archived )
I'm not a fan by any stretch...
I enjoy the old series if its a wet sunday afternoon. And I've seen films 2 and 4... but thats it. I really don't understand why it's so popular
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
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*gasps*
This is shocking reading
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
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Happy Birthday Dan!
And by Happy I mean Gay, in the old fashioned way of course! You gayer.
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:10,
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Cheers mate!
You massive Homo, and I mean that in the new fasioned way... You quere.
(
WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12,
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Ahh noooo
I'm a quere Is that French?
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14,
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Le Poof
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WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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nooooooooooooooooooooo!
tj: it's not new, and it's not the shat, but it is trek so have a roast
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12,
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
archived )
Phwoooooor!
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:40,
archived )
Well it was a long running Cereal
(
Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:56,
archived )
Yay!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:58,
archived )
I always thought the Transporter beams had a bit of a Ready Brek Glow effect to them.
Woo PS spang
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:11,
archived )
Uhuru's been working out...
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:56,
archived )
Arf
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:56,
archived )
Hahahaha!
Woo!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:59,
archived )
Hahaha
YAY!
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:09,
archived )
Beam me up
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived )
Nice.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54,
archived )
ta
you going to be a daddy soon? my mrs is expecting on the 11th May
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived )
Congratulations!
Yes, we're expecting a little mole in a few days!!! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived )
Congratulations,
I hope you teach him/her to photoshop.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12,
archived )
Nice shadow work
woof!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54,
archived )
ta
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:55,
archived )
Hehehe
yay!
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54,
archived )
:D
Yay!
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:11,
archived )
newsletter subject line COMPO
Doing it early this week coz of bank holidays
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rob ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:45,
archived )
Is this going to wind up with some regular changing his name back going LOLPWNED at anyone who replies to this thread?
Clearly not. Oh well: B3TA - SCAT-FREE 10 DAYS AND COUNTING
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46,
archived )
It'd have to be a bloody good one.
[b3ta user rob (11)]
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47,
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yah just seen
*tries to pretend that that was a suggestion for the headline*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47,
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THE STICKY EGGS OF RELIGIOUS NONSENSITUDE DEMYSTIFIED
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46,
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This one please
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47,
archived )
'If you leave now you might make it to the coast before Tuesday'
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46,
archived )
Easter: More than just traffic and death
(
Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°) ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46,
archived )
LET'S NAIL UP SOME MORE SCHIZOPHRENICS WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46,
archived )
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47,
archived )
LIKE A RINGTONE MADE OUT OF SPANDEX!!!
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Liquid Crystal ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47,
archived )
coming to you LIVE from Kerry Katona's navel shavings.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47,
archived )
"Put me up for the night"
As in: Jesus walks into a hotel, puts a handful of nails on the reception desk and says...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:48,
archived )
Arthur C Clarke In The Park
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:48,
archived )
In yr economie crashin yr markitz
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:48,
archived )
£25m to shag Macca? Tough choice.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:48,
archived )
Shattering the eggs of excitement with bricks of despair
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:49,
archived )
how kewl would that be!
Set up 10eggs, bowling style, then lob a brick at 'em!
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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°) ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51,
archived )
Are they the opposite of the
Eggs of Numbing Inevitability?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived )
hahaha
YES BB ftw
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:39,
archived )
Manupulating your markets for the good of humanity
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Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir? ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:49,
archived )
Ban tiberiusgracchus
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:50,
archived )
Ha ha...this.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:52,
archived )
Or invent some means to ignore him.
Perhaps a button that once pressed makes his posts disappear. Maybe it could be called an 'ignore button'. Just a thought...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived )
alternatively,
apart from the goatse, accept that he posts photoshopped pictures on a photoshopped pictures board and that you don't have to like them.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:59,
archived )
Though invariably oversize
and often with racial undertones. I know what you're saying though.
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:08,
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I merely found your comment funny.
I couldn't give a fuck whether he's banned or not. OMGIGNOREHIMHE'SONLYSHOPPINGPICSLOL.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17,
archived )
:D
Oversized? Ban him now!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18,
archived )
"Easter Shmeaster..I want my chocolate"
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:50,
archived )
Yesterday?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:03,
archived )
There's no way you're going to beat this:
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Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51,
archived )
now that's a shitty situation
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived )
Does she have two now then?
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54,
archived )
What about:
"Woman goes for knee operation, becomes Former Government of Yugoslavia instead. Killing spree to follow"
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived )
Heather?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:10,
archived )
SUCK THOSE HOLY JESUS EGGS BATMAN
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51,
archived )
CAN YOU EAT TWO CREME EGGS AT ONCE WITH OUT ANY SPILLAGE FROM YOUR MOUTH?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:52,
archived )
'spillage'?
like creamy seepage?
(
Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°) ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived )
yes, just like that
there was a conversation about doing this the other day on the board, but I can't find it to link.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived )
It's gonna be sweet
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38,
archived )
... EARN ££££ WORKING FROM HOME
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived )
Behold! She is Risen!
(
DogHorse plop ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived )
BEHOLD SHE HAS RAISINS!
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived )
BEE HOLDS ISRAELIAN!
(
Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°) ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54,
archived )
How about...
B3TA: Doing it early this week coz of bank holidays
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived )
Hahahah
how about "Doing it early cos we're slack bastards disappearing for a nice weekend cos we dont give a fuck about YOU!"
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Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir? ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:58,
archived )
This ^
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived )
up yer cunt yah titless boot
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived )
Are yew lukin at my brar?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:55,
archived )
Lady Madonna, children at her foot
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:55,
archived )
pffft
^THIS HARD^
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived )
pffft
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived )
Yes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:59,
archived )
Hahaha
...wonders how she'll manage to spend the loot... Hmmm...
(
DogHorse plop ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived )
hahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:04,
archived )
Won't you buy my lucky Heather?
(
DogHorse plop ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived )
b3ta, today takes the unprecedented step of making a front page apology to kate and gerry mccann
we had her hidden under the bed for a while but we have misplaced her, sorry.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:58,
archived )
Kate McCann: We're sorry. Your tits are nowhere near big enough
This
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06,
archived )
NOW CHRISTIANS CELEBRATE EASTER
AND YOU PAY FOR IT
(
Cuthbert Annihilator ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:58,
archived )
"B3ta - based on the life of Norman Tebbit" or
"Oh just crack one off instead then"
(
Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:59,
archived )
Jesus bent my hotrod
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:02,
archived )
"Spaying the lolcats"
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BlueHaze Chutney. All good. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:04,
archived )
In ur wicka man, burning ur sacrifice
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:04,
archived )
WANKING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:05,
archived )
recklessly putting our eggs in one basket
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06,
archived )
CUNTING YOU IN THE FUCK SINCE 1887
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06,
archived )
You can take my pride, you can take my money...but you'll never take my left egg!
(
MrWizard ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06,
archived )
FAIL
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Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:10,
archived )
I'm dreaming, of a white Easter
(
TY&GN ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:11,
archived )
SHATNERING YOUR INBOX SINCE 1932!
(
firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12,
archived )
Easter: A reminder not to nail people to things
(
Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12,
archived )
COURSING THE EASTER BUNNY SINCE 1852
(
firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
archived )
VERBING YOUR NOUN SINCE RANDOM DATE!
(
Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°) ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21,
archived )
Jesus died for your sins. So quit wanking already.
(
kidcamel is due to call your mum at ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24,
archived )
Saw this this morning
I've always hated the bbc and their patronising reporting style
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:36,
archived )
pffft
well if they insist on doing it..
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:40,
archived )
In other news
Bear Shits in Woods Whale Discovered in Thames EDIT I've just actually read the article - you couldn't make it up better!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:40,
archived )
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51,
archived )
But you can get nasty splinters on the backs of your hands
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54,
archived )
"Web user takes swipe at popular news site"
Can I quote you on that?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:44,
archived )
Yes
as long as my original and well thought out opinions are reproduced in full and not made to sound wanky, pathetic or ueslessly angry
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46,
archived )
Also....
...back to your original post - that's not a BIG PICTURE. It's clearly 66x49, which is very, very small.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:50,
archived )
bigger than your Big Picture
I don't see your Big Picture anywhere
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:09,
archived )
Dominic Diamond of "Gamesmaster" fame was going to do that
a few years ago. He chickened out at the last minute (literally about to get nailed up).
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14,
archived )
Meanwhile, on the bridge of the Enterprise...
on the bridge of the Enterprise...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24,
archived )
such a bad loser.
i'm surprised he didn't cheat! like he does at everything else!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:25,
archived )
whoop!
(
Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:26,
archived )
Alternative uses for the Khaaaaaaan face ftw!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:26,
archived )
Oh sod it...
I vowed not to pimp my blog today, but in for a penny an' all that:Condensed Movies: Star Trek II - TEH WROF OV KHN
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46,
archived )
That made the newsletter a while back did it not?
Good for a mid-afternoon rofl or two.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:50,
archived )
Spotters badge
I've done loads since and have now graduated to writing letters to local newspapers pretending to be Kim Jong Il
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:08,
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Herrow Hans
:)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13,
archived )
Arf!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:28,
archived )
Hahaha!
nice.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:29,
archived )
Oh, lord...
That's awful great
(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:31,
archived )
Happy Birthday!
(
Super Jet Shoes ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:18,
archived )
arf!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:18,
archived )
*checks the internet*
I think we've just about run out of embassies
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:19,
archived )
we'll have to make some more.
*builds ivesb embassy*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:23,
archived )
burns *bums*
(
Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24,
archived )
>_<
i say!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:25,
archived )
I've got half a pack of Marlboro Light here.
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:30,
archived )
infidel!!!
woot :)
(
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:19,
archived )
Repost and still sorry....
(
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:10,
archived )
mushy.
*sings happy birthday. *profits.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:20,
archived )
@:D
Woo!
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21,
archived )
Mmmmmmm peas...
:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21,
archived )
€
i click for that.
(
tiberiusgracchus saving the world since; ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:22,
archived )
Step one: Monotheism
Step two: Split from the Abrahamic Line Step three: Prophet
(
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:25,
archived )
prepare
to be Salman Rushdied
(
Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:35,
archived )
"Salmon" Rushdied?
Allahu Akbar! Cod is Great! EDIT: Bugger. You corrected it.
(
Super Jet Shoes ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:38,
archived )
Yes.
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:43,
archived )
"it looks rather familiar to me captain"
(
tiberiusgracchus saving the world since; ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:17,
archived )
:o
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:18,
archived )
oh god...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:18,
archived )
maybe he finally got a job?
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:19,
archived )
who?
god? =)
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21,
archived )
Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononooooooooo!
bad man
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:19,
archived )
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No colon for Captain. Do definitely not want. BAD MAN. *hides behind everyone else*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:20,
archived )
*put coat over faes face*
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21,
archived )
don't pull faces at the captain now she can't see!
*slaps*
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:23,
archived )
now's your chance ives!
(
Mr. Johnson ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24,
archived )
*destroys the Earth*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:26,
archived )
i meant rape.
but i suppose obliteration works too.
(
Mr. Johnson ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:27,
archived )
*sleep*
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:25,
archived )
:)
goatsepiss?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24,
archived )
Cock
!!!! FUCK OFF
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21,
archived )
THIS
100 million feet high in neon, covered in catherine wheels and playing Ministry at twenty million decibels.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:27,
archived )
*cires*
this is the first fucking thing i saw on the board!!!!!!!if you wake up and see a goatse, things are going to get bad!
(
Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21,
archived )
Ha ha That should be a well known folk saying
Like red sky at night shepherds delight...
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:33,
archived )
Goatse in the morning - first written warning
if you happen to be looking at it from w*rk
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:36,
archived )
Tasteful and arty
it's not lemon party.
(
pikey ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:39,
archived )
*can't think of a rhyme for tubgirl*
:(
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:41,
archived )
haaa haaaa flipping yess
I will use this.
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:42,
archived )
hahaha
it does actually look a bit like one of their polystyrene sets, with a time-portal in the middle.
(
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:23,
archived )
yeah, but someone did that joke
except with enough stone effect filters and photoshop skill to make it work, and not look like this
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24,
archived )
õ
Stop being so goddamed tightassed British
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tiberiusgracchus saving the world since; ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:45,
archived )
I apologise for not wanting to look at Goatse
I guess I'm just fucked up and weird like that.
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16,
archived )
FFS, if this isn't naughty step or banning material what is?
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:23,
archived )
^this
and not before time! COME ON!
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:25,
archived )
MEME-LOL-POST by numbers
(
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:38,
archived )
It may not be logical, but it feels sooooo good...
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:16,
archived )
dry hump FTW!
arf!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:16,
archived )
Hehe
I thought he was blowing in his ear for a mo! Woo
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:17,
archived )
hahaha!
y'alright fella.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:17,
archived )
Hallo g!
Yes, I'm feeling pretty darn super today! Mrs Mole is absolutely bursting at the seams, it's going to be any day now...YIPPEE!!! :D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:20,
archived )
get the kettle on
and gather towels, be prepared.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21,
archived )
make sure the webcam is all ready!!
we'll keep a space on the links board for you! =D
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24,
archived )
Little Mole's 15 minutes of fame!
Great idea...
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:26,
archived )
Ooh, the mucky pup!
(
Ninj ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:12,
archived )
eeeewwwww!!!!!
thats put me right off my yoghurt
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:13,
archived )
I was about to say
"Thats put me right on my yogurt", until I saw said juice. Ewwwww
(
Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:19,
archived )
S P A N G
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:14,
archived )
hahahahaha
haha that's fucking nasty :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:14,
archived )
Ewww
Nasty!
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:15,
archived )
Christ, I only just saw the juice in question.
Oh, my, that's foul.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:16,
archived )
but but but
she has 2 legs
(
Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:19,
archived )
hahahaha
his man milk is exceptionally milky!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24,
archived )
titter
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my mum ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:59,
archived )
Yoo Hoo
took a while... Woo
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:00,
archived )
Earl Grey is not my cuppa
it's just a tea I think is raaaather nice...
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:03,
archived )
you can make my tea
and it don't matter if it's black or white...
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:08,
archived )
Parched, I'm parched, I'm really really parched
and the whole world's got to brew up right now 'cos I tell you once again, who's parched?
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:13,
archived )
Tetley is-a ok, Tetley's ok, Tetley's ok, Tetley's ok Annie
boil the kettle, make a cuppa, a smoooooth beverage.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:18,
archived )
you win
genius.
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:31,
archived )
This took me ages to get!!!
I was thinking Michael Jackson and clipper lighters!!!
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:07,
archived )
i'm still thinking jackson...
give me a clue!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:08,
archived )
bo selecta
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:11,
archived )
ah,
never watched it.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:12,
archived )
Funny once
then repetitive ad nauseam
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:12,
archived )
i never liked the look of it from the trailers...
=/
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:14,
archived )
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamone
(
my mum ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:14,
archived )
*shakes head*
some peolple have too much time on their hands... =)
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:16,
archived )
The notorious Jackson/clipper lighter incident...
Still gives me a chuckle...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:09,
archived )
*Still doesn't get*
:(
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:14,
archived )
hehe!
the only herb i want in a tea bag is camellia sinensis, chamonmile is for lawns.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:12,
archived )
I love chess
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:57,
archived )
Mmmm!
specially on toats!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58,
archived )
toooooooooooooooooooats!
(
Goatse not a comedy account ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:59,
archived )
I did a paint chess too!
:)
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:04,
archived )
I have the feeling...
You may have a little too much time on your hands? * Woo though
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:04,
archived )
from the customisation of my Word buttons
or my near 70000 posts?
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:06,
archived )
All three..
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:15,
archived )
Hahahaha!
:)
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:16,
archived )
thats ace!!!
although none of them are mine, so now i'm secretly angry
(
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:42,
archived )
it looks nice
but sudoku grapes my squildo
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58,
archived )
doesn't "grapes my squildo"
mean "it turns me on"? Are you saying you get embarrassingly aroused by logic puzzles?
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:01,
archived )
yes
I am unable to play it due to an erection that is more painful than pleasurble, and it makes me unable to concentrate on numbers.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:03,
archived )
Pffft
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:05,
archived )
*prints*
i thought i was going to be attacked by a sikh(sp?) family outside Critical Care!! their mother just died and i was taking some equipment in for another patient...
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58,
archived )
*manhugs*
Sikh is correct but it's 'their'
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:00,
archived )
haha
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:01,
archived )
whoops!
you'll have to forgive me, i'm feeling a bit run down and i have a slight fever.. =(
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:01,
archived )
*runs down*
here . . . *passes a quarter of peanut brittle*
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:03,
archived )
*treasures forever*
aww... *eats* yummers!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:06,
archived )
I only recently discovered that I'm quite good at these
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:00,
archived )
It's far from easy!
:)
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:03,
archived )
I might have a go at it at lunchtime
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:08,
archived )
Needs more alien head.
/obligatory self-promotional comment S'triffic, though. If only I knew what it meant. Thinking of Sudoku for even a second has me on the brink of brain aneurysm.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:05,
archived )
@:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:08,
archived )
^this
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:16,
archived )
Too easy
(
M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:13,
archived )
That was quick!
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24,
archived )
I cheated a little by transposing them for numbers
but still did it in my head.
(
M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:32,
archived )
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:55,
archived )
Haha
Nicely done! :D
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:57,
archived )
Hahahahahahaa!
compo it you loon!
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:57,
archived )
ah yes
thank you for making up for my failing faculties.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58,
archived )
pffft
you big silly!
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58,
archived )
\o/
Never has someone so ably mixed one of my favourite things with one of my least favourite things. Woo to you, senor.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58,
archived )
*sneaks up behind CW*
BEANS!!
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:59,
archived )
Ooooh if you weren't you.
*brandishes pencil menacingly*
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:00,
archived )
what!? Am i SpesH-ul?
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:02,
archived )
Oh yes.
Ohhhhhhh yes *Churchill*
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:06,
archived )
pffft
is the noise she'd make not from her mouth either
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:01,
archived )
I think not. For I am a LADY.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:06,
archived )
there was fart porn on links.
that was not good.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:07,
archived )
To be fair, it was signposted.
You knew what you were getting yourself into. Did you look at nice porn after and make yourself feel better?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:10,
archived )
I cut my cock off and posted it to you.
I don't need it any more.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:13,
archived )
I shall get Gunther Von Haagen to plasticise it for me.
And I shall wear it always.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:15,
archived )
Repost #6
Jean-Luc Picasso
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:01,
archived )
hahaha
Nice work Paw!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:25,
archived )
It must be...
(
durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:52,
archived )
:)
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:54,
archived )
haha
excellent
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:55,
archived )
haha
excellent
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:56,
archived )
haha
excellent
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:56,
archived )
echo...
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58,
archived )
:D
Woo!
(
XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58,
archived )
Haha!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58,
archived )
excellent
haha
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:00,
archived )
oooo
controversial
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:02,
archived )
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