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[challenge entry] Captain's Log...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I'll have eleventeen pairs.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Pffffffft......haaahaahahhahaaaa
*chokes on apple and dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *heimlichs*
*resuscitates*
*submits invoice*
profit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# How much??!?!?!?!?!?! >_<
*has heart attack and dies again*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# bah.
*kicks corpse into gutter*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *sells corpse on black market*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# You won't get much for it
I've already sold my kidneys...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *strips corpse*
get it while it's warm!
50p a go!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# 50p??
Rip off. I'll give you tuppence.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Still more profit than my tactic
:(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You've learnt a valuable lesson today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yes indeed
Go through their pockets and fleece them before administring any kind of first aid. Way too late if they're already better.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hokay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# *skull fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# times up!
come on, save some brain matter for the others.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Can I take some as a souvenir of my visit?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# that'll be another tuppence...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *grabs a frontal lobe and runs*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Careful...
that's my hypothalamus!

oh sod it, I don't need it anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] lolclicks!
*comporoasts*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahahaha
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# thank you sir!
may i have another, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# If you insist...
*fetches extra-large pan*

SPANG!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Oh bloody yes.
Yes yes yes. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Lovely.
Brings back memories of 1st year humanities lessons, back when I was 11.
:D

Not the Borg bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# oh my lorrd
The pun it burns....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] seamsless
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# The Feudal system
Remember, it's your count that votes
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# "Count rolls in the pantry!"
"Does he?"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# "is he?"
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Possibly, I did have a few variations
"Count properly!"
"Unusual name for nobility"

Or when my niece was playing hide and seek with me:
"Count in the living room"
"Is there?"

My jokes are wasted on a four year old, but I still find them amusing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I thought it would be a joke
"Why does she smell?"

"Shatner pants."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# "why is lt uhura brown?"
"because william shatner"
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
clicks
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I presume you'll thanks Chris Moyles for the inspiration.


And in other news, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# no,
he just sprays it out his mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I find it ironic people hate the man
and yet find his jokes funny.

I think it's the mentality that people think it's cool to hate popular stuff. Thats fine, I've always hated Coldplay. The bed wetting simpletons.

/Edit. hold on thats not irony. Having 10 thousand spoons when all you need is a knife is. oh well. Anyone wanna swap a knife for a spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# is it a nice spoon?
and i very rarely find him funny, usually he just gets on my nerves.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Well there's 10 thousand of the buggers, one of them must take your fancy
I agree that some of his stuff does get irritating, but a lot of the stuff he does is quite funny. And some of the jokes they do - such as the Shatner pants - are real classic stuff. I prefered his older shows mind, afternoon after Mark and Lard. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ARSECHUPACHUPS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Fatty Kirk, Skirty Spock.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# :O RED JUMPER
Spock's going to die!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha!!
fatty kirk looks ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I love his gold lamé tunic...
I think his mum made it for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I remember
someone drew an ACE fat kirk a while back for a draw off.

If it was you, please repost it as it will make me smile.

Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# me?
draw?
ace?
i think you've got the wrong person my friend!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I meant YOU in the royal sense
its hard to create inflections on the board
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha Brill.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ashally...
Spock seems to be wearing a TNG unif...

Y'know what? Nevermind. WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# 5th anniversary redux
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# i've always thought that that sword arch was awesome
in a totalitarian kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# yep
hands made in Basingstoke, you know
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# apparently, the left one's
the left one'sgot a greasy ring on it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# gah! no!
*mindbleach*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Saddam wanted the helmets of dead Iranian soldiers embedded in the road
The builders ran out of Iranian helmets so used Iraqi helmets instead.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# what bad symbolism.
silly iraqis.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Sorry... But I could only see this...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# well
it is B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
cheap laughs are the, well, cheapest
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# strategic victory
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# The swords are still there therefore this image is misleading and I have reported you to trading standards
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I'm reporting YOU to trading standards
because he clearly isn't trying to sell something.

Wait... shit.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Dibs on the top bunk in prison
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# That's fine
I like sleeping close to the ground
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I've heard
he's incontinent
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# you wanna buy a used car?
only only careless owner
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *receives flim-flamming*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I like the new one more. Burned out car...
makes a very powerful statement on the state of civilization.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ^this
sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I SUPPORT THE WAR!!!!




*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# You
would
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Pity it's the Kosovan war
FUCKER!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# yes!
politie_2
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Women who look like teenage Australian boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# My Favourite
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# this.
except with less ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# That is quite an odd creature.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# It appears to be Pugwall's summer in Belgium.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# zomg
you're right
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Why are you suprised?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# i'm not suprised that you're right, cos you usually are
i'm surprised at how much she looks like a teenage aussie boy
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Good, that's correct, yes I know- quite frightening isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
#
frightening arousing
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
#
bleurgh phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# You love it.
I don't love it.

They fucking adore it.

He/She wants it badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *deletes as applicable*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ethnicity:
white/ black/ mixed race black/ other/ mixed race Asian/ Asian/ Eastern European/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Everyone should have one...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Terrorists look like Gordon Kaye?
 
(MrWizard, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# He was a terrorist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# shut up he nearly died in a hurricane
I WON'T HAVE HIM SLANDERED HERE
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ^ and he is only going to say that once...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Well, yes.
But he was involved in terrorist attacks against the government of France.
ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# How come you're not on the nawty step
after that goatse horror from earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# rot op.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I thought we could do with a break from the compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# :D nicely done.
Lush do solid soaps and shampoo, they're not bad. And they last AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# pssst
lots of people do solid soaps...

; )
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# What is this soap of which you speak?
*scratches balls*
*disturbs nest of cockroaches*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Well shampoo then.
Hush, you. Back to your kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# How would solid shampoo work?
Surely it needs to be liquid to get massaged itno your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Nope, you sort of massage your hair with the bar and it lathers that way.
The one I use smells of jasmine, it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I like the new Head & Shoulders For Men smell.
It's sort of fruity, but I can't quite place it. Very pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Hmmmmm intriguing.
VO5 for dyed hair smells a lot nicer than it used to. Sort of herbal in a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Revlon Flex do a really nice conditioner
it's sort of bright custard yellow and smells of frankinsence - one of my official favourite smells.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ooooh I love frankincense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i love the smell of original vosene.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# oooh
that takes me back.

Remember Shield?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# no.
but i still use vosene to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# What's it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it's hard to say
it doesn't smell of herbs or fruits, it's just kind of... chemical, in the same way that carbolic soap smells chemical. it doesn't smell like carbolic though.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# i've always got a bit giddy on pantene
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Who is Jasmine?
Does she live near you?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# There is A Jasmine that lives near me, yes.
She also works with me, and is 18. If anyone touches her I shall physically assault them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Greedy!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# She's a 5ft 9, slim, blonde, pretty VIRGIN.
At 18. I have no idea how she's managed it in our town. And she's nice, too.

My lovely little thing. Bless her, I can see her at the moment, dancing by the fax machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# You ask your staff if they're virgins?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# No, she's also a friend.
Who told me she ran away from some bloke in a club because she let slip to him she was a virgin and he wouldn't leave her alone after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Surely a virgin's not the best choice for a one-night stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You'd think.
I used to collect them, maybe he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *wants*
*has a girlfriend already*

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Whoever gets this one will be a very lucky person.
She's a proper little love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Clearly she either has massive personality defects (hurrah for personality defects)
or is secretly a vampire just kills the men instead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I was about to say, that sounded quite hopeful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hopeful as in I am trying to fish for girlfriends?
I pray I still have enough credibility to not do that, yet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Ah, that depends on how much credibility I afford you.
edit: in my eyes, obviously. Not anyone else's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# A couple of ounces possibly.
I knew a girl once, shocking I know, and she'd come off badly out of a relationship but decided to abandon all her brilliantly quirky personality defects. Refuse to admit that she had any anxieties or neurosises and then just turned into a combination of boring methodist and very dull happy-to-be-pissed student.

A combination which is as confusing contradicting as it is a massive waste of an amusing person.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# someone tried to massage a brick into my hair once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# You have to make sure your hair is all nice and wet first
then you just rub the shampoo bar around on your scalp. Add more water, lather up, and voila.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I use supermarket budget 2 in 1
but then i keep my hair so short theres no point buying fancy stuff for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# mr b3th is growing his into a rather fetching pony tail
which looks as awful as yopu might expect on a man of his age.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Ponytails look good on all ages of men.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# they really
really

don't.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# They bloody do.
Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *swishes about like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Exactly *clutches* don't cut it off, I'll cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# My mum said i should cut mine
now I'm going for job interviews, i like to think of my hair as a little test for them.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I managed to get a job in a hospital, despite my hair.
Although I did fail at 3 interviews before that...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Not if we are bald they don't
I'd look chuffing stoopid with one
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Well if you're bald, then no.
Otherwise, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# This isn't the BBC you know,
She won't get told off for advertising!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# They smell nice, but the last one I got made my skin go all dry.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Lemopny flutter is ace
it's a really thick, lemony cuticle cream, but I fling a load on my lips when I go to bed and in the morning they are all lovely and kissable. See?

*puckers up*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Lip Service lip balm for me.
It's a DREAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Really? :S
I only really use their shampoo, body butter squares, shaving cream and lip balms (oh, and perfume).

Having listed all of that I really shouldn't include the world 'only'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# It was the honey soap stuff.
The massage bar things they do are good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# The smell in the shop is enough to make my throat dry...
I dread to think what it does to your skin ;P
*imagines salted slug*
(MrWizard, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i got some lush shaving cream in december
and still have half the bottle left!

it fucking rocks and its called "ambrosia" therefore it HAS to be good
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Manwife and my legs use the 'prince' one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# does it only reach as far as your legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Fuck you, Nibus, compared to a lot of people I'm nigh on hairless.
I use other stuff elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# er...wait a minute
it was a Prince joke

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ohhhh I seeeeeee.
I meant it lovingly.

Come on, you know in Bucks 'Fuck you' is tantamount to asking someone for their hand in marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# haha
I'll let you off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *reaches further*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'm 5ft 4 from end to end.
If you stand in the middle you can probably touch my head with one hand and my feet with the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# My girlfriend is 5 foot, and you know, I've never even tried doing that.
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I bet you can. Have you got long monkey arms?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I guess they're fairly long, I'm 6 foot.
It's something I'll be trying.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Excellent work, let me know how you get on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Maybe I can start a blog.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# 'can I touch women's ends?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Without being convicted.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# That's the aim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *touches*




/innuendo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Sympathy for the skin is saving my face at the moment
I've had some very painful exczema/psoriasis stuff recently, where my skin physically hurts, and that stuff is really calming. Lots of lavender and chamomile and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ooooh I may have to try that.
I'm very sensitive, but weirdly not to Lush products.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ^this
a grew facial hair to i didnt have to shave every other day
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# would you like to try that again in English?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# apologies
I grew facial hair so i didnt have to shave every other day
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# right you are
well, I'd better get back to work. i've basically upended my living room to tidy up so I can have more space to play with my PS2 eye toy.

However, I now have about six square inches of visible carpet.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# probably something to do with their m'all natural' thing
The best stuff would most likely be their fresh range, but I don't live close enoughto a lush to get there every week, and it costs too much to have it delivered.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Natural they may be
still more parabens than none though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# This board is beginning to feel a bit like an Avon party
Ding Dong
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# now it's beginning to sound like leslie phillips
helllllloooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# the shaving cream of the gods!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# a face so smooth
it squeaks
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hehehe
this is well appreciated as i do not like star trek

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# haha, that's lovely
and as predicted, a much needed break ^_^

*hug*

a fairy gas might not go amiss...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Fairy plasma FTW
Much better than Imperial Leather Bose-Einstein condensate, IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# If you thought the normal one slipped through your fingers in the bath too easy...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha!!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Is it people?

edit: I suppose it would be Desoilant Green.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I can't decide whether this looks really lovely or really repulsive
so I'll just click.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# mm lardy spinach
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Hehe, spinach dripping :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# someone probably makes that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I have mixed feelings about that.
A mix of disgust and horror :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Most woosome.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# in france they have been using these for at least thirty years



the same bars as they started with.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] William Shatner is exactly 50 years older than me to the day!!!
Click the pic for gify coolness.

It's a repost of one I did a while ago, but this time it's for the compo!!! :D

(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# !!!
Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# This will be a curious week for me on b3ta.
I've never watched Star Trek.

I enjoyed William Shatners appearence on Graham Norton a few years ago though when he tried to make a joke with a rare action figure and broke it. And the joke was a tumbleweeder.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I missed that! Poor Mr Shatner, he did a fail.
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I thought it was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# He's so very lovely and cute now he's old.
Have you seen Boston Legal?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# That is one of the bestest things on television for many a moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# You're not wrong.
Personally I'd have loved it even without Bill as it's got the beauteous wit of James Spader in it, but Bill RULES THE SCHOOL in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Ooooh
I've not seen this Boston Legal thing, I guess I should check it out!
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# It's so very ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I watched it once or twice as a kid when it used to be on bbc2
and I've seen one of the films, but I don't find it as good as thunderbirds.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I'm not a fan by any stretch...
I enjoy the old series if its a wet sunday afternoon.
And I've seen films 2 and 4... but thats it.

I really don't understand why it's so popular
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *gasps*
This is shocking reading
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Happy Birthday Dan!
And by Happy I mean Gay, in the old fashioned way of course!

You gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Cheers mate!
You massive Homo, and I mean that in the new fasioned way...

You quere.
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Ahh noooo
I'm a quere




Is that French?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
#
Le Poof
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] nooooooooooooooooooooo!
tj: it's not new, and it's not the shat, but it is trek
so have a roast

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Phwoooooor!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Well it was a long running Cereal
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I always thought the Transporter beams had a bit of a Ready Brek Glow effect to them.
Woo

PS spang
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Uhuru's been working out...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Beam me up
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ta
you going to be a daddy soon?
my mrs is expecting on the 11th May
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Congratulations!
Yes, we're expecting a little mole in a few days!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Congratulations,
I hope you teach him/her to photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Nice shadow work
woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Hehehe
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# :D
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# newsletter subject line COMPO
Doing it early this week coz of bank holidays
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Is this going to wind up with some regular changing his name back going LOLPWNED at anyone who replies to this thread?
Clearly not.

Oh well:

B3TA - SCAT-FREE 10 DAYS AND COUNTING
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# It'd have to be a bloody good one.
[b3ta user rob (11)]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# yah just seen
*tries to pretend that that was a suggestion for the headline*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# THE STICKY EGGS OF RELIGIOUS NONSENSITUDE DEMYSTIFIED

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# This one please
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# 'If you leave now you might make it to the coast before Tuesday'
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Easter: More than just traffic and death
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# LET'S NAIL UP SOME MORE SCHIZOPHRENICS WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# LIKE A RINGTONE MADE OUT OF SPANDEX!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# coming to you LIVE from Kerry Katona's navel shavings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# "Put me up for the night"
As in:

Jesus walks into a hotel, puts a handful of nails on the reception desk and says...
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Arthur C Clarke In The Park
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# In yr economie crashin yr markitz
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# £25m to shag Macca? Tough choice.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Shattering the eggs of excitement with bricks of despair
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# how kewl would that be!
Set up 10eggs, bowling style, then lob a brick at 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Are they the opposite of the
Eggs of Numbing Inevitability?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
YES BB ftw
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Manupulating your markets for the good of humanity
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ban tiberiusgracchus
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Ha ha...this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Or invent some means to ignore him.
Perhaps a button that once pressed makes his posts disappear.
Maybe it could be called an 'ignore button'.
Just a thought...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# alternatively,
apart from the goatse, accept that he posts photoshopped pictures on a photoshopped pictures board and that you don't have to like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Though invariably oversize
and often with racial undertones.

I know what you're saying though.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I merely found your comment funny.
I couldn't give a fuck whether he's banned or not.

OMGIGNOREHIMHE'SONLYSHOPPINGPICSLOL.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# :D
Oversized?
Ban him now!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# "Easter Shmeaster..I want my chocolate"



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Béidh ar lá linn.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# There's no way you're going to beat this:
www.b3ta.com/links/Best_headline_ever:2
Or directly:
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

"Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead"
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# now that's a shitty situation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Does she have two now then?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# What about:
"Woman goes for knee operation, becomes Former Government of Yugoslavia instead. Killing spree to follow"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Heather?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# SUCK THOSE HOLY JESUS EGGS BATMAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# CAN YOU EAT TWO CREME EGGS AT ONCE WITH OUT ANY SPILLAGE FROM YOUR MOUTH?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# 'spillage'?
like creamy seepage?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# yes, just like that
there was a conversation about doing this the other day on the board, but I can't find it to link.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# It's gonna be sweet
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ... EARN ££££ WORKING FROM HOME
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Behold! She is Risen!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# BEHOLD SHE HAS RAISINS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# BEE HOLDS ISRAELIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# How about...

B3TA: Doing it early this week coz of bank holidays
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahah
how about "Doing it early cos we're slack bastards disappearing for a nice weekend cos we dont give a fuck about YOU!"
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# up yer cunt yah titless boot
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Are yew lukin at my brar?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Lady Madonna, children at her foot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# pffft
^THIS HARD^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
...wonders how she'll manage to spend the loot...

Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Won't you buy my lucky Heather?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# b3ta, today takes the unprecedented step of making a front page apology to kate and gerry mccann
we had her hidden under the bed for a while but we have misplaced her, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Kate McCann: We're sorry. Your tits are nowhere near big enough
This
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# NOW CHRISTIANS CELEBRATE EASTER
AND YOU PAY FOR IT
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# "B3ta - based on the life of Norman Tebbit" or
"Oh just crack one off instead then"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Jesus bent my hotrod
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# "Spaying the lolcats"
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# In ur wicka man, burning ur sacrifice
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# WANKING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# recklessly putting our eggs in one basket
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# CUNTING YOU IN THE FUCK SINCE 1887
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# You can take my pride, you can take my money...but you'll never take my left egg!
 
(MrWizard, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# FAIL
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I'm dreaming, of a white Easter
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# SHATNERING YOUR INBOX SINCE 1932!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Easter: A reminder not to nail people to things
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# COURSING THE EASTER BUNNY SINCE 1852
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# VERBING YOUR NOUN SINCE RANDOM DATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Jesus died for your sins. So quit wanking already.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Saw this this morning
I've always hated the bbc and their patronising reporting style

(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# pffft
well if they insist on doing it..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# In other news
Bear Shits in Woods
Whale Discovered in Thames

EDIT I've just actually read the article - you couldn't make it up better!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Nonsense.
It doesn't kill you for long.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# But you can get nasty splinters on the backs of your hands
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# "Web user takes swipe at popular news site"
Can I quote you on that?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Yes
as long as my original and well thought out opinions are reproduced in full and not made to sound wanky, pathetic or ueslessly angry
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Also....
...back to your original post - that's not a BIG PICTURE. It's clearly 66x49, which is very, very small.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# bigger than your Big Picture
I don't see your Big Picture anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Dominic Diamond of "Gamesmaster" fame was going to do that
a few years ago. He chickened out at the last minute (literally about to get nailed up).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile, on the bridge of the Enterprise...
on the bridge of the Enterprise...
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# such a bad loser.
i'm surprised he didn't cheat!
like he does at everything else!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Alternative uses for the Khaaaaaaan face ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Oh sod it...
I vowed not to pimp my blog today, but in for a penny an' all that:

Condensed Movies: Star Trek II - TEH WROF OV KHN
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# That made the newsletter a while back did it not?
Good for a mid-afternoon rofl or two.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Spotters badge
I've done loads since and have now graduated to writing letters to local newspapers pretending to be Kim Jong Il
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Herrow Hans
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Oh, lord...
That's awful great
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *checks the internet*
I think we've just about run out of embassies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# we'll have to make some more.
*builds ivesb embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
#
burns *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# >_<
i say!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I've got half a pack of Marlboro Light here.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# infidel!!!
woot :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Repost and still sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# mushy.
*sings happy birthday.
*profits.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# @:D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Mmmmmmm peas...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# €
i click for that.
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Step one: Monotheism
Step two: Split from the Abrahamic Line
Step three: Prophet
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# prepare
to be Salman Rushdied
(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# "Salmon" Rushdied?
Allahu Akbar! Cod is Great!

EDIT: Bugger. You corrected it.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# "it looks rather familiar to me captain"
blogsimages.skynet.be/images_v2/000/038/327/20080320/dyn004_original_480_360_pjpeg_38327_8aba548a4c6bcb5d22ec08039727953b.jpg

modedit: goatse linked
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# oh god...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# maybe he finally got a job?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# who?
god?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononooooooooo!
bad man
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No colon for Captain. Do definitely not want. BAD MAN.

*hides behind everyone else*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# *put coat over faes face*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# don't pull faces at the captain now she can't see!
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# now's your chance ives!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *destroys the Earth*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# i meant rape.
but i suppose obliteration works too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# *sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# :)
goatsepiss?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Cock
!!!!

FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# THIS
100 million feet high in neon, covered in catherine wheels and playing Ministry at twenty million decibels.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# *cires*
this is the first fucking thing i saw on the board!!!!!!!

if you wake up and see a goatse, things are going to get bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha That should be a well known folk saying
Like red sky at night shepherds delight...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Goatse in the morning - first written warning
if you happen to be looking at it from w*rk
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Tasteful and arty
it's not lemon party.
(pikey, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *can't think of a rhyme for tubgirl*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# haaa haaaa flipping yess
I will use this.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
it does actually look a bit like one of their polystyrene sets, with a time-portal in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# yeah, but someone did that joke
except with enough stone effect filters and photoshop skill to make it work, and not look like this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# õ
Stop being so goddamed tightassed British
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I apologise for not wanting to look at Goatse
I guess I'm just fucked up and weird like that.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# FFS, if this isn't naughty step or banning material what is?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ^this
and not before time!

COME ON!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# MEME-LOL-POST by numbers
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It may not be logical, but it feels sooooo good...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# dry hump FTW!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Hehe
I thought he was blowing in his ear for a mo!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha!
y'alright fella.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Hallo g!
Yes, I'm feeling pretty darn super today!
Mrs Mole is absolutely bursting at the seams, it's going to be any day now...YIPPEE!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# get the kettle on
and gather towels, be prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# make sure the webcam is all ready!!
we'll keep a space on the links board for you!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Little Mole's 15 minutes of fame!
Great idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Ooh, the mucky pup!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# eeeewwwww!!!!!
thats put me right off my yoghurt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I was about to say
"Thats put me right on my yogurt", until I saw said juice. Ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# S P A N G
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
haha that's fucking nasty

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Ewww
Nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Christ, I only just saw the juice in question.
Oh, my, that's foul.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# but but but



she has 2 legs
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hahahaha
his man milk is exceptionally milky!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# titter
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Yoo Hoo
took a while...

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Earl Grey is not my cuppa
it's just a tea I think is raaaather nice...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# you can make my tea
and it don't matter if it's black or white...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Parched, I'm parched, I'm really really parched
and the whole world's got to brew up right now 'cos I tell you once again, who's parched?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Tetley is-a ok, Tetley's ok, Tetley's ok, Tetley's ok Annie
boil the kettle, make a cuppa, a smoooooth beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# you win



genius.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# This took me ages to get!!!
I was thinking Michael Jackson and clipper lighters!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# i'm still thinking jackson...
give me a clue!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
#
bo selecta
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ah,
never watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Funny once
then repetitive ad nauseam
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# i never liked the look of it from the trailers...
=/
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamone
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *shakes head*
some peolple have too much time on their hands...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# The notorious Jackson/clipper lighter incident...
Still gives me a chuckle...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *Still doesn't get*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hehe!
the only herb i want in a tea bag is camellia sinensis, chamonmile is for lawns.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# For those of you working over the weekend!


Thanks to the original makers of the icons



It's bloody hard by the way so good luck!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I love chess
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Mmmm!
specially on toats!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# toooooooooooooooooooats!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I did a paint chess too!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Hurray!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I have the feeling...
You may have a little too much time on your hands?

* Woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# from the customisation of my Word buttons
or my near 70000 posts?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# All three..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# thats ace!!!
although none of them are mine, so now i'm secretly angry
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# it looks nice
but sudoku grapes my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# doesn't "grapes my squildo"
mean "it turns me on"?

Are you saying you get embarrassingly aroused by logic puzzles?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# yes
I am unable to play it due to an erection that is more painful than pleasurble, and it makes me unable to concentrate on numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *prints*
i thought i was going to be attacked by a sikh(sp?) family outside Critical Care!!
their mother just died and i was taking some equipment in for another patient...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *manhugs*
Sikh is correct but it's 'their'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# whoops!
you'll have to forgive me, i'm feeling a bit run down and i have a slight fever..
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *runs down*
here . . .

*passes a quarter of peanut brittle*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *treasures forever*
aww...
*eats*
yummers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I only recently discovered that I'm quite good at these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# It's far from easy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I might have a go at it at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Needs more alien head.
/obligatory self-promotional comment

S'triffic, though. If only I knew what it meant. Thinking of Sudoku for even a second has me on the brink of brain aneurysm.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# @:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Too easy
Solution here: www.b3tards.com/u/e61aaed934d514db9231/sudoku.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# That was quick!
:D

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/56885/1206004936/b3tadokusolution.gif
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I cheated a little by transposing them for numbers
but still did it in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Haha
Nicely done!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahaa!
compo it you loon!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# ah yes
thank you for making up for my failing faculties.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# pffft
you big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# \o/
Never has someone so ably mixed one of my favourite things with one of my least favourite things. Woo to you, senor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *sneaks up behind CW*
BEANS!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Ooooh if you weren't you.
*brandishes pencil menacingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# what!? Am i SpesH-ul?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Oh yes.
Ohhhhhhh yes *Churchill*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# pffft
is the noise she'd make
not from her mouth either
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I think not. For I am a LADY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# there was fart porn on links.
that was not good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# To be fair, it was signposted.
You knew what you were getting yourself into.

Did you look at nice porn after and make yourself feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I cut my cock off and posted it to you.
I don't need it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I shall get Gunther Von Haagen to plasticise it for me.
And I shall wear it always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost #6
Jean-Luc Picasso
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
Nice work Paw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] It must be...
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# echo...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# excellent
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# oooo
controversial
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

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