and how their various stories have been altered over the years and bear very little relation to 'historical fact'. although as a total heathen any argument against anything the church has to say always makes me prick up my ears and pay attention. the programme maker is a believer though.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:43,
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Oh yeah.
I saw some of that.
It was pretty interesting.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:45,
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We all believe in something
(Hamster Trippin'aka Mr. Titts,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:47,
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I believe I will have something that looks and smells like a stir fry in a bit.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:48,
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You believe that your stir fry, and indeed yourself, exist
That's two things you have concrete faith in that I don't. :P
(Hamster Trippin'aka Mr. Titts,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:52,
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He might not believe that the stir fry itself exists, but can still interact with it because if it does not exist then there are no repercussions.
Also you don't have to believe you exist, because the ability to believe validates your own existence.
That's Descartes for you.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 18:07,
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Oh I know I exist
But all you lot are just turing machines. :)
(Hamster Trippin'aka Mr. Titts,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 18:17,
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i can't argue with that
but personally i don't do fathers, sons and holy ghosts, or anything that floats around in the ether and does magik.
i do however believe my stew is about done and i need to sort out some dumplings. ttfn.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:53,
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I have a father, I am a son
and I once saw a ghost.... not sure if it was holy.
Enjoy your stew, just don't spend too much time wondering how a collection of atoms arranged in a structure tastes of dumpling.
(Hamster Trippin'aka Mr. Titts,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:58,
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this is one of the interesting things I've discovered doing Biblical Studies
nearly all my lecturers are believers but all of them are ready to admit how much hokum its all based on. We have these two evangelical types who are on the same course and watching them kick off then get throughly patronised by the lecturer makes waking up in the morning worthwhile.
i don't suppose that program will be on channel 4 demand will it?
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:48,
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I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:48,
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I think it's just his scary eyes.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:50,
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he strikes me as a bloody nice chap
reminds me of that show jumper fellow, maybe he changed his name and took up theology when he retired.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:55,
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i can't tell if he's scowling or making a friendly smile!
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 18:22,
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please go on...
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:34,
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I am also interested.
And hungry.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:35,
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Life of Brian was on again eh?
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:35,
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Love thy neighbor?
Did that one get the treatment?
(Hamster Trippin'aka Mr. Titts,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:40,
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I'd like to love my neighbour... hard
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:41,
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I love all my neighbors
/swingers party
(Hamster Trippin'aka Mr. Titts,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:43,
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(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 21:37,
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I say, might I jump aboard?
Good Easter all? Edit: SHIT! Just realised I forgot to make a text layer visible again. The tagline is supposed to read, "Sooner or later they will model you"
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:03,
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Needs more chemo:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:04,
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Your Easter?
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:06,
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haha
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:17,
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How is he?
I've not heard anything since he was given a few days.
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:06,
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Why thank you =)
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:08,
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got a wallpaper sized crisp version of it?
it really is rather good
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:10,
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1024 alright?
Click for bigger (322KB)
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:12,
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aye :)
edit: ta very muchly :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:13,
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my initail reply was to be, has your teacher died ?
but this is too good for a smart arse reply like that. i feel, this is very nicely done have a gold star, to be more apt.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:07,
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Yay! We don't get housepoints/gold stars any more =(
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:07,
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Gold stars, house points...
*ahhh, memories*
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:10,
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i bet you got one every week
and no doubt your homework was in on time. teachers pet.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:12,
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I was Head Boy too...
*shames*
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:13,
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I never even made house prefect :(
my sister was head girl and made sgt. in CCF.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:15,
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It was awesome,
I got to regularly go into the staff room and make myself a brew and help myself to biccies whenever I wanted to.
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:18,
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I was one of the kids who was good friends with the head and the teachers
but obviously could never be a prefect for two main reasons 1. My school still does twice termly Parade ceremonies and I could march at all when the prefects led their houses, and 2. mostly along the lines of "ah, yes... young Sellick... good lad but not really the right chap. might give the first form boys funny ideas"
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:22,
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hahaha, can't say I was any better to be honest.
On April fools day the Head Girl and I sent headed letters to some of the more 'disliked' teachers telling them they were being 'made redundant' at the end of term.
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:27,
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good lord... that was a tad cruel!
what was the reaction?
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:37,
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2 of them swallowed it, and one even went into floods of tears
still, it all ended happily :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 18:12,
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i knew it
go polish your prefect badge.
although that said, i never bunked off school 'til i hit the sixth form, i loved school, i was a bloody rubbish student, the teachers all liked me. mark is a happy go lucky boy and always a joy to have in the classroom, if only he'd put a little more effort into his work and spent less time chatting he'd do very well. pretty much every report i ever got was a variation on that. still no change.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:20,
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hehehe, I had a few spells of illness while at school, but they still gave me 100% overall attendance in 5 years cos I used to crack a few jokes in the staff room.
Nicest thing ever said about me on a school report came from our R.E. teacher, who commented: 'A natural student who is objective and sympathetic in his work. If all were as he there would be no Gulf War'
/This is Gulf War I btw. A little odd to be putting something liek that on a school report, but it's always struck me as something nice.
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:24,
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R.E teachers were the best
especially ours who was a vicar himself. I shall remember him taking a sex education session with us and seeing his charmingly earnest face try to work itself around the words "mutual masturbation"
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:29,
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We've got a scary RE teacher at the moment.
Who I don't think likes me as I refused to go to a RE talk last year.
She's young but has scary eyes.
Our RE teacher in year 7/8 was the best.
She loved LoTR and had Gandalf and Legolas on a table =)
One time she brought in the one ring and let us all try it on.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:34,
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that is nice
mine were always lovely just not very good on the grades, how i ended up in the "a" stream i'll never know, in those days we still had streaming, mostly so the hard kids knew where to find all of the swots in one place, naturally i was good mates with all of the nutters too so i never got a beating.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:29,
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best report I ever had was in Religious Studies when I was 16
"Tom is an engaging student who is always ready to join in intellectual debate and has many interesting opinions. If he could see his way clear to occasionally stop talking and put pen to paper we might might have him pass his GCSEs yet"
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:25,
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For my year 6 swimming report I got "Likely to drown"
And for my year 8 german report I got "Surprised at Cleo's results, she must be learning German in her sleep"
By the way, the back of the classroom next to the radiator is so nice and relaxing, you can't help but have a nap if you've been up all night on the computer.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:29,
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p.e
mark is very fond of standing back and letting others do most of the work, he is a very likeable lad however.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:35,
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PE was:
Tom tends to shout and run around a lot though I have yet to see him catch the ball.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:38,
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nicely done :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:19,
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Thanks =)
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:22,
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Cover to cover . . .
a flowering delight !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:25,
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You win at the replies.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:28,
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That's quite ace.
(Wildheart Baby.Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:43,
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Thanks =)
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:51,
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wow
this is amazing :D
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 19:06,
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gorgeous work, ms.
i appreciate the wallpaper-sized as well.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:46,
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(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:29,
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I say
:)
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:30,
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(serge-fabriziotaught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:43,
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Look that didn't work at the Nuremberg trials.
And it's not going to work here.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:43,
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"You are accused of the wholesale murder of six million Jews + others"
"Well I'm not you, am i?" "You raise a fair point, you may go free"
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:47,
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Hahahahahahaaha
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:48,
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*approaches the jury*
"Who among us can say that they have not murdered a Jew?"
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:51,
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"perhaps I may have acted irrationally, irresponsibly perhaps
but do we not all sometimes suffer from a lapse in our judgement? Perhaps you have cracked and eaten that extra Mars bars you were saving for your daughter? Is my crime any greater?"
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:58,
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"So I ask you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
Is my crime really the systematic slaughter of 6 million jews, or is it just being human."
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:09,
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he's just got to negotiate the broadcast rights with Rob and BBC Three
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:45,
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can we get the German Chap to host it?
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:49,
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they'd have more chance with channel 4
i honestly don't doubt that they'd air a live castration, and maybe sell a dramatisation of this whole incident to ITV, starring david walliams as ClanSoul
(serge-fabriziotaught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:49,
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i see it being joe pascwale for some reason =)
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:51,
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detail detail detail detail DETAIL *head explodes* *head comes back together* ARRGHHHHH
I was going to say something else but I must have forgotten when my head got sploded and didn't remember when it re-forged.
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:01,
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Oh, it was this:
Very very very very VERY well done, ma'am sir!
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:06,
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And I shall add this: FAIL
And as you can guess, it is an ironic statement as your post is not fail; and, because I said it was. this post is a fail. And so I may have been explaiming that this post is a fail, but then it is no longer a fail. And thus a paradox is achieved.
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:09,
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If you read my post on the calendar page you will notice that my CDs can be sent to a shipper in Hull. I import massive containers every few weeks so my CDs can be shoved into a case of Jaffa Cakes in Hull :)
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 15:16,
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I selected the BEST places in the UK for my business dealings. Scunthorpe Grimsby and Hull. Trouble is nobody here volunteers for the occasional business trip. They all seem to be planning on washing their hair for that entire week when I ask them. Including me.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 15:28,
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(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 15:49,
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Well
I suppose it could be suggested that for those B3tards who are strapped for cash/existing on grants they could have the option of saying no. It would mean extra admin for the person who is organising it. I'd spring for Merka so if you want a CD full of Russ Abbot's Atmosphere and The Tweets' Birdie Song you'll be in for a treat!
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:01,
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wow
that sounds like a corker of an idea *signs up*
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 15:24,
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hahah
great
(koitWWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 15:04,
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superbly shopped,
there Archie. Have this woo I found lying around.
(Damocleswants no part of your debauchery,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 15:04,
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Pfft.
Fantastic.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 15:07,
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hahahaha
that is ultimate quality.
(kingofporkis the king of pork,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 15:11,
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I still can't believe Schwartzenneger is or governor. You know, that could be a compo. A bad one.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 14:32,
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Ha!
You Americans make me laugh. You moan that you have an actor as governor of a state that pretty much manages itself, yet you put an actor in the chuffing White House!
Silly merkins! Youll get democracy when you earn it ;)
Everyone blames something other than themselves. My excuse? I was stoned. :)
I still can't figure out how people in this country can be so lame. That's why I hang out here. I dream of a place with culture. Mendocino is where I live. It's about as close as it gets. There's even an old man with an Impeach Cheney sign on the corner. Not bad.
Now itt's off to get a tank of death!
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 14:57,
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