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#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# damn
i should read the previous ones before diving onto the bandwagon
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# useless cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# alright punk
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# nibnud
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# dunbin
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I think friday should be bandwagon amnesty
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Oh do you now?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# yes, yes I do
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Henry!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# ok
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# indbun
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# oh hai fanji
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# nudniB
.
(Nukey, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# nidnub

....etc

edit: :)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Fryday Froot

I have lost faith this week :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
Where did you last have her?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Shes a slippery little devil
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Eyebrows ftw!
What has become of your faith?

Did thomeone thmack you on the nothe?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Beer and sex with young women
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# we used to call it virginity in my days
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# My word, he looks an eager fruit
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I likes.
Have this.
www.vimeo.com/884350
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Private video?
Seedy? :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Dear God I can't believe I missed this trick...
I find your lack of faith disturbing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Rockin' All Over World
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Awww
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# wokin' all over the world
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# kaikutanara?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# watashi wa muda desu.
Just got a Jap font and typed in 'teh quo'.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# More like...
テクオ

Te Kuo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Indeed,
I'd think wo instead of o?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# kuwo
instead of kuo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)
# chodo ii desu...
katakana wa jozu!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# hlik trt & i!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Ace!
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# HULK TESTIS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Rockin'!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Bin posted earlier
But it's too good to use once
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Epic Fail
please make this bandwagon stop. I'm sorry - I didn't mean to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I've been away from the board most of this afternoon.
I am happy now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# That's just what Pandora said about her box...
It's too late. We're all doomed...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# The thing is, bandwagon or no, I'm still happy with my original post.
things just spiralled out of control from there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# No reason to feel responsible...
for the lemming-like tendencies of the human race...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Did anybody...
...do a Hellboy one?
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Nope
There weren't that many done. A few Hello Buoys. But no more than a dozen in total.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# And now Fanj has weighed in...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# NAUGHTY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I was just wathcing that!
Are you in my house?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# jacob dyer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# *FAWNS*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *burns*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *frances*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# um...
Jacob Dyer, prosecuting, said: "Both girls were in a jazz band and the defendant was a music teacher."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# It wasn't worth a new thread the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# fail?
epic fail.
(Nukey, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I think a not inconsiderable number of people
may disagree with you there...

edit: think of it as a learning experience...
*fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
#

Been waiting nearly a day to use this!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# lies
good to use once.

uttershite to use twice in the same afternoon.

i am now wishing you arse cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# cock
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hahahaha
why does this make me laugh like a loon?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I'm using the gel
on your recommendation
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Yes, well
there we go.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# The FAQ condemns you!
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
bastard, i'm trying to have a serious work phonecall about something quite important and sombre, and i LOLLED at that halfway through
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# you are kidding right?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# The mistake you made was posting it twice
here, www.b3ta.com/board/8276348
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# OH NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
#
Win
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Arf!
please make this bandwagon stop. I'm sorry - I didn't mean to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# sorrry
but i just love the richie too much.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# One of the better ones...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# i'm surprised it's not bindun like straight away
it seemed the most obvious one to me

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# HELLO
MAGAZINE

...imagine that as a picture, then carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Ahem
Your

YOU'RE




I am really sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# oh of course..
bugger..i'm to lazy to edit it...the bad grammer adds to the tackyness of the over all picture.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# it's good anyway ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# dammit
I smirked.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# YES!!!1
MWUAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I felt inspired
(BuiltByBen, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# stop carping on now
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You should Beattiefy every "hello boys" image from now on
That made me laugh so much!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Sadly I'm too busy
this afternoon, otherwise I might. Perhaps it'll be Chump next time...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Mmmmmh.
*alerts plural police*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *signals plural ninjas*
Oh wait...
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *alerts pleural police*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# The plural is
not quite there but i couldn't name any famous Roys
(BuiltByBen, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# mmmm...
I might be with you there - are koi uncountable, then, as it were. Like sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# And Moose.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# one moose, two moose, three moose, worrying amount of moose
moose party, moose convention, all the moose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# including the majestic moose
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Non differing plurals were a bit of a lazy oversight really.
Maybe someone should invent some words which change depending on quantity, just to even things out.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# They should buy me some milk while they're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Maybe you should just squirt some out of your rancid teats instead!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I need to save all of that
for the suppurating, mewling hoarde of thousands known collectively as my cancerous spawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Pfft, you wish.
Disquietening several maybe....
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# You wait.
You won't be fighting the Nazis, you'll be fighting my spawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I think in this bout, your own genetics go against you.
Nazi Spawn is generally more threatening than Jewish spawn, from historical experience anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Not to David Icke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Yes but what would he know?
He's only one letter away from being David Ickle.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# That's much nicer.
Aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# polices?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# police is already the plural
of polouse
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# you gotta love b3ta educational!
*learns*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Epic lurkage.
please make this bandwagon stop. I'm sorry - I didn't mean to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Spectacles, breasticles, bus pass and fags.

Morning mantra.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# do you
often forget your breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# All the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# not now she has a mantra
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# spectacles
testicles
wallet and
watch

actually
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# You are Robbie Coltrane
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I'm missing testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# you're not having mine...
take your hands off them!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I would but you glued them on, remember?
Something about teaching me a lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Christian Bale works at Specsavers?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I swaer this is the only picture ofan optician on the whole internet
hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# oh hai popular optician
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Nice one!
Earlier that week...

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# this has filled me full of joy
Woo panties
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# utter brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha
epic and ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Flying cars... yay!
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# haha, "now flies on unleaded"
although watch that filesize, there's nazis about...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# i like the thought
that it'll take the yanks that long to even start looking at cleaner fuels.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Ha!
...and boxy cars come back into fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Yay for Off Road Vehicles!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# haha!
lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# oh those crazy scamps.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# lol
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# click
you leged
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Reminds me of when the Clinton staff left the White house when George W Bush came in. It was supposed that they removed the letter W from all the keyboards:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Dear Mother,
I'm very upset, here at the hite house. My ne boss is a total anker.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah the tat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *cough*
archive.salon.com/politics/feature/2001/05/23/vandals/print.html

(gives a quick 'woo' to lovely pic and goes back to work)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# pffft
I bet the P and C are worn a bit too
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Arf!
*tries to thik of a witty respose ivolvig the letter ' '*

EDIT cograts on makig the frot page

pffft... frot...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# haha
and congratulations on completing your quest to find something witty involving the letter :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *glees*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# genius!!
.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# this is the best i've seen all day!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# You mean the Hello Boys bandwagon didn't float your boat?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I thought it was quite an inocuous post at first.
Was stunned to see how it snowballed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I'll remember to stop spending so long
making stuff like my iPod Nanobot in future :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# i didn't see that :(
i've only been diving in and out all day :( i was mostly commenting on how much i hate bandwagons
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I was pretty pleased with my manticore
but I think it must have given a lot of folks teh fear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# where are these pics?
i think it was me that requested the manticore
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8276461

...and yes, yes it was! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# waaaarrrrrghhhh!
dark fear! what's to be next? chimera?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Lion's head, goat's body and a snake's tail?
Started it, but gave up for today :¬\
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# this sort of thing
www.informatik.uni-bonn.de/~idea/chimera.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# this is udoubtedly
exceptioally fuy *clicks umerous times*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Quite an amusing premise.
But it does make the fairly unlikely assumption that journalists at the Daily Mail can read and write. I was under the impression that they pounded their fists on the keyboards until sheer blind prejudice and vitriol formed rudimentary words.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# haha, it's an effective way of typing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# That is truly a beautifully constructed argument...
that is, quite frankly, irrefutable.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *glomp* it's YOU
hello!

Actually, don't get too close, I think I've got stomach flu or something terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *hugs massively* Yeah, it's me!
Did you hear the news?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# What news?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ^this^
smallnings cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I shall be departing these shores soon...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# :-(
Where to?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# NYC
:-(

Fancy eloping?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Yes.
I'd move to New York, proper delis. Would you protect me? Everyone in NYC is ANGRY and mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# You need to ask?
Of Course!

Midtown, or Tribeca? Which do you fancy?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Tribeca please, it's near Soho. (no it isn't, Soho's in tribeca. Well, anyway)
And I love Soho no matter what city it's in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Well, there's a place I'm looking at
Sort of loft conversion-y type thing, but it's just off the Bowery, just north of Chinatown.

Should be alright. It's going to be sad to leave London after all this time, though.

I'm rather scared, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Oh schnookums.
*big massive hugs* I can't come with, but I can be here!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Well, that's something, at least.
Thank you, honey.

*envelops in hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *snuggle*
And I shall see later on in the year about coming out to see you, depending on money.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# You and Manwife would be more than welcome, I hope you know that.
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Thank you, puss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# there's an ace bar on Bowery
called "crime-scene".
They have chalk outlines on the floor and handcuffs and such. They are also very nice and friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# *splutter*
what what waht!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Don't worry, sir
A little while yet, dontcha worry.
Well, a *little* while.

Plenty of CD delivery time :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Did I gaz you yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# You did...
I'm sorry to be so slack, but as you can imagine, things are a bit crazy presently.

Next week is a runner. I'll gaz you back. *manhugs*
Sorry, chap.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# STUMMAK FLUE? :(
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Or something, I'm not sure.
*cuddle* ello you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
# feel better soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Aye, I'm sure I will.
How's you and the mononeucleiosis?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# No longer together!
I got rid of it ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Really? Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
casual racisim!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# casual friday again
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# woo!
*gets naked*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# best thing I've seen on here in weeks
and congrats on the deserved FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ooh, and FP!
fookin' yes!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# very well deserved,
if I may say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Absolutely this*
*except for my stuff, obviously - particularly the "Hello Boys" poster
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Genius.
Simply genius.

I can *click* only once, but sir - you deserve more, you honestly do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# how kind! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Merely saying what I believe to be true.
*shakes firmly by hand*

Well done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Excellent!
A well deserved FP
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# LOLZ
i) send to private eye
ii) profit
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *may well do*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Inspired!
Very well done, and congrats...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Top work
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Absolute class
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Great stuff!
Congrats on a well-deserved FP!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yay and cograts on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ha ha, fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Congrats =D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha!
I didn't laugh until the end bit, when i rofled
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahah!!!
BAD HEXY!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# really, REALLY good that - great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# haha
great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# That's the sort of class
I used to see on b3ta on a daily basis. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# LWL!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# genuine
belly laugh
(Keefe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# iggers
made me spit cider all over my lappy.

nice one!
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# ot to metion immigrats.
This gave me the biggest laugh from anything on B3ta in ages. Thanks!
(Astatine, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Very funny!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Sun 13 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Daily Express!
Brilliant, but it should have been the Daily Express!
(craigix, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# oh, you star
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# all because the lady loves my man mlik
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue323/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# At fucking last!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# jacob dyer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Yay, for that you can have a monkeyball

*edit - I just watched that video of the teddy bear. I wish I hadn't heard that, the audio file is genuine I think. I feel very ill and cold. That's fucking horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# :O
Oh please. PLEASE Mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Yeah
I have this terrible compulsive curiosity sometimes. There are definitely some things I wish I could un-see and un-know.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# That vid is pretty gobsmackingly grim
I wasn't too comfortable with the chap dressed as a golly, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# scary clowns and freaky dress up stuff I can handle,
hardcore porn, Chris Cunningham videos, all fine. But a man genuinely screaming for his life as it is taken from him scares the shit out of me.

I could be mistaken, it sounded like that and I'm not going to re-listen to find out if I'm wrong as if I'm right my stomach will empty.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# There's a what?
Video of war crimes on the newsletter? I haven't looked yet.

Although if that's the case I'll skip this one. That sort of thing isn't funny, I don't care how 'omgironic' you are.


Ok now I'm confused, I've just gone and scanned. I must be gettingthe wrong end of a very wrong stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
#
It's the teddy bear video we're on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# working from the available hints (without clicking the link)
I think it's footage of a teddy bear but the soundtrack is suspiciously realistic, enough to perturb folks.

This to my mind means either:
a) someone set out to make a disturbing bit of film and has succeeded through acting/editing talent, well done.
or
b) someone's been a soulless twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Aye, I just can't be fucked to look properly at the newsletter yet (not anyone's fault but mine)
Usually I save it for Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# all i heard was fuzzy noise and maybe the hint of a voice in it somewhere?
I don't know where you're getting the screaming-for-his-life bit from
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha.. have some wet monkeys... due to catastophic umbrella failure!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# cheers mister
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# thanks fella!
*mild glees*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# /waves arms above head a'la kermit the frog
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# huzzah
i think i fancy boris too...
but seriously, i can't work out whether i want boris or ken to lose more
i think my ideal situation would be ken loses, then boris gets sacked a month later for cocking everything up
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
#
Grumble.
Someone went baleet, with a thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Indeed
'tis here if anyone's that fussed

www.b3ta.com/board/8276722

Would have been far too easy to put horses there but...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Noel Edmonds used to do that toaster shooting toast thing
on the Late Late Breakfast Show. Doubt there are any videos available out there though.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# been reading the ebuyer telly reviews
haven't LOL'd so much in a long long time
www.ebuyer.com/product/134563/show_product_reviews
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I like the Calamari Cream centres


Also on the shelves near the counter...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# :)
as long as they got rid of the shitty raisin ones again
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# he cried "more. more. more"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# high 5 me
now
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I find your lack of orange creme disturbing
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# that's no malteser!
or words to that effect...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *checks for binduns in thread..coast clear*
IT'S A SNACK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] funnier in me head, oh well
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# looks a fine size for the board to me
I also think you may have done yourself down
(unless it was REALLY REALLY funny in your head)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# like, funnier than this tshirt wot i rly rly WANT
girl-of-shaggy
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# that's a vest top
not a t-shirt.
I'm being pedantic to disguise the fact that I really want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# get this one
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# or even better, this


IT'S TIME TO BE COOL LIKE A BOY. I FUCK CRAZYROOM.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Ooh
I haven't checked engrish for ages. There's a plan.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# You must do this now!
www.b3ta.com/board/8276646
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *concurs hard*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# as soon as the swelling goes down I'll be right on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Thoroughly researched.
strong...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# haha!
i like it.
why dont you just make it wee?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# You want to see it wee?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# That's no goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# No need to link it.
It's not too big/tall/large/kazoo
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Nonsense
nothing should ever be posted on the board, keeps it tidy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# i tried again
it's not showing up though, can anyone see it?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Yep can see it.
Filesize might be an issue for some...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# that's very weird
i can see it in firefox, but not in flock :s
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Am I missing something?
90KB for a still image ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Oh yeah
I only looked at the dimensions which is what he was on about. Should be able to get this down way under 50K
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# i would
if i had any idea how... sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
#
Here 16K
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# fanks
i've replaced it... still can't see it in flock though, it's really odd
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Probably
Because of the URL. It's maybe being adblocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# genius, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
#
Assuming you're using photoshop there's 4 things you can do when saving a jpeg for the web to reduce it's size. Other people may have other suggestions.

1) Reduce the size of the image. E.g. from 600 pixels wide to 450.

2) Add blur (which is also nice as it hides seams.

3) Lower the jpeg quality. Your milage may vary incredibly with this. Some images seem happy with quality 0, others look crap with less than 60.

4) Use a PNG or a GIF - switch those formats in the save for web place in Photoshop. Remember to reduce the amount of colours down to a minimum, and see if that's smaller.

That's all I do, and it's enough to get my images way under the 50K.

Edit : Here's a quick snap of it
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# get the fuck off b3ta mate
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# well, i appreciated it
thanks for both the photoshop and adblock advice
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Mnah Mnah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i like that
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Ewwo lady.
I am now home, due to being ill, but I've only just arrived. That was a horrid bus journey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# email that to the US Senate immediately
They must be told!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Haha! Winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# hurrah! Little tubes!
do they get clogged?


this compo is annoying

mainly because ad-block blocks everything with the word "ADVERT" in it :D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] waits for ris


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *waits for redex resolution*
edit: on second thoughts, it must just be blocked at my work. how odd, wonder why? :/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# because you could work at
the daily mail, metro, standard or emap or some other place that may have nicked my pics ?
I just checked my logs and that would seem to be the case - I had to block the above-listed companies.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# ah, really? yeah, that'll be it then.
sorry, on behalf of whichever twat(s) here did it. wuzzn't me.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# never said it was :)
just some of your colleagues at your sister title blatantly nicked one of my pics for an article on Russell Young - and they took the image of the photoshop not the screenprint.

www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=509524&in_page_id=1773
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# ooh, weird - but isn't the story ABOUT your pic?
i don't really understand. that article credits everything and everyone, lots and lots.

the MoS is shite, though.

edit: aaah, now i get it, after your explanation tweak. :) i'd forgotten the chronology of how that image came to be making huge sums of cash for someone that wasn't you.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# the story is about a screenprint of my 'shop
produced in different colours on a glitter canvas.
I have logs which show Associated coming to my site from a search and downloading the high resolution version of the image on which the print is based. No permission was asked.
And the credit for the superimposing is mistakenly given to Russell, not me.
I think the story also ran on thisislondon btw.
However, most of it seems lifted from The Sunday Times which ran a half page on it the previous week -They used the correct images of the prints on display, gave proper credits after spending sometime interviewing Russell, me and others.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Every time this happens
Send an invoice. Double the usual freelance rate. Use moneyclaimonline to persue the money. That's my advice and I'm a lawyer*.

*I'm not a lawyer.
(ormondroyd, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hehehe,
milky scousers.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# filename got me there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Ian Rush?
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Arf!
Terrific!

*drinks from Accrington Mug*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# preserve your fatty delicious!
prevents 99% of all known drainage!

(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I do not understand your words
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# it is a useful homestead appliance
for preventing the loss of delicious fatty juices when utilising the grills made by mr G foreman
(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# i need this
all the cheese runs off when you try to make a toastie!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# it's not an uncommon problem
www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=141054&in_page_id=34
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I have never heard anyone say Joe Baxi in my entire life
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# oh, i have lots of times,
but i never knew who the hell he was. it's a ridiculous phrase, either way.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# it's not proper rhyming slang
it makes no sense at all, she should have been made to ply for the cabinet.

and why was she flying from bristol is she lived in london? silly tart.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Joe Baxi is common slang
round these 'ere parts
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# COMMON
being the operative word here.

and i advise you to move if that is the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# i think this is the greatest 2-tier subject line i have ever seen.
the post, however, is dreadful.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Will it still work with...
the Simon Weston grill??
(TurboGEEK is thinking wizards should know better., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# im getting a redex
but the word nonsense deserves Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
my flatmate used to just pour the contents of the fat-collector over the cooked meat when it was on the plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# haha!
George Foreman's fat greasy basting device
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# That'll be even more of an arse to clean than the little trays.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Are we still allowed to do these...
...now that he's no longer with us?

R.I.P. Jeremy - King of the Pranksters...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# It took me several looks to get that.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Thanks.
I like it's subtlety.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# this deserves more attention
it's funny and well done
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Thanks.
I guess I'm going to have to keep an eye out for a Pea Roast opportunity...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# 2 images by me in one day? ...Never!
Here's another

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# this
I like
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# WANKING FOR KICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# did think that after i had done it....
..but thought.. sod it, wanking is always amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# that's correct
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# My first proper animated gif. inspired by the pepsi death star. thats how long its taken me to make it
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# arf
I like your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
#
That's no pac-moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# pffft
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# full of win
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# bewbewbewbewbewbew
BWOPBWOP
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hurray for pacman!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Smashing :-)
I wanna learn how to animate gifs

*thinks about learning*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# this is what i used
www.creativetechs.com/iq/build_animated_gifs_in_photoshop.html
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

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