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Needed a new job now the series is off air...

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daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

Daniel Jackson - you will go on my first whistle

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

Strange woman who played a prostitute in the X Files

You will go on my second whistle

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

*bows to superior stargate/x-files knowledge*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

Scully's dad from the X Files

You will go on my third whistle

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

Scully's unfeasibly large bosom while lying down getting visions of her dad

errr... where was I?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

I would tell you to get out more

but you are safer inside

(waxdart hello., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

*looks up*

*sees Sonic*

Yeah, especially this naked

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

*cries*

*combusts once more*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

O_o

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

NO! Don't let her get you too!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

It's under control - only one eyebrow.

If she was getting to me it'd be one of these...

D'oh! Now look what you've done!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

Everyone else from the X Files who went on to be in Stargate

Because they'd condemned themselves to a career in Sci-Fi, you will go on my fourth whistle

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

Everyone from Star Trek who went on to be in Stargate

on the Fifth whistle.

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daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

Everyone from Aliens who went on to appear in Near Dark

sixth whistle

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

Those of you in Stargate from Firefly and Farscape

go on the seventh whistle... (Stargate really did become a home for the cancelled scifi show actor!)

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daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

everyone in Stargate go to the dole office on my eighth whistle!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

pfft

Glasgiators?
Edit:oh, ninja.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

*flips out* :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

Hang on...

What do they do on the eighth whistle then?

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daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

eh?

*whistles* :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

I could

swear that said ninth not eighth... Think i had too much caffeine this morning.

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daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

Don Davis?

He were in Twin Peaks an all

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

Ah, with David Duchovny?

As Dennis/Denise?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

aye

he played a military chap in that too

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

I like to think he is the same bloke from show to show

it is quite fun following his secret military career.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

*realisation dawns*

Oh yeah

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

I saw that episode recently.

it was great, like an unintentional crossover show - "Carter's Secret Past!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

Heh heh

It's mostly more 'Skinner's having SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

Ahh Skinner, who always looks slightly cross/worried

like he's not quite sure if he's left the oven on.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

Because he's too busy worrying about the Masked Magician

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

oh!

*suddenly realises that there's a new compo*

nice shoppage

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

arf! :)

nice touch with the head symbol

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

Christ, this took ages.

Click for biggeration in colour

Apologies for the size, I really couldn't get it down any further.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

hahaha

nice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

SO GOOD.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

reminds me of "Swingin on a star"

I think that's what it's called... where the girl would stop time by pressing her fingers together and her dad was some sort of large crystal.

Woosomely done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

That am rather woo

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

Thats rather fab!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

Woosome stuff!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

Jolly good.

Have this click I found lying around...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

Could possibly be done

With some fairly straightforward software. Calculate static elements of the background, make transparent and overlay. Might get some seams though.

Oh yeah, Woo :)

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

Bored

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

hhaha jesus

deep sea fishinglol

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

GLAD HE ATE HORSE.

I am scared of his wrists.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

HOASE

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

Now

I really hope there is not a Pr0n video of THAT !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

Hahaha

He's dead, of course

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

ha ha ha ha

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

is that Jesus?

ADDS: that Tshirt print is in A1 size. Cool

(waxdart hello., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

~~horse~~ house

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XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

rofl

and now foods.

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

woah!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

HELP!

I'M TRAPPED INSIDE A FAT MAN!
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

There once was a nomad whose hut
Was made out of Big Daddy's gut
His friends said "Cor blimey!"
"This interior's slimy!"
And since then he's lived in a nut

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

There once was a viking whose hat
was made from a walrus's twat
His friends found it funny
When the twat went all runny
But they found it made good cooking-fat.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

man, he's sitting around the house

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

Red Hot N' Horse

/AC

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

I saw a big guy today with a t-shirt saying
I've beat anorexia :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

~~'ve b anorexia~~

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

You are what you eat...

... and she clearly ate a fat person.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

That,

is Chris Leppard, a sufferer of Prader-Willie syndrome (or something like that)
he lived in Hastings, he died last year, and they had to actually get a crane to take him out of his house, and then drive him up north to a crematorium specifically designed for fatties.
i once saw him in the hospital i used to work in, he had the mental age of about 9 i think and his mother blamed his weight on this syndrome, however she would of course always feed him crisps and muffins when he was hungry...
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=455109&in_page_id=1770

this has been my short (and true!) story of one fat fooker.....i'than'yooo

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

haahahaa

"I'm going to go to heaven to play for Arsenal. I'm going to date Anna Kournikova and feast on fry-ups for breakfast, macaroni cheese for lunch and steak and chips for dinner."

What the fuck is this crappy theology? Does heaven apparently provide Anna Kournikovas for people to date, or is he expecting her to die and then fancy him in heaven?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

Crappy theology?

If they're providing Anna Kournikovas, it sounds better than the other theologies going around at the moment. Steak too. Where do I sign up?

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

Christ that's one fat cunt

or is it several merged together?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

T-Shirt =

Attack of the 50ft (wide) woman

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

Today is proving to be very difficult.

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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

TOA......errr...

not sure what. Best click it to be on the safe side...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

best run for your life

(waxdart hello., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

wtf indeed!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

Is unshopped fluff still allowed on this board?

(MattDP (Squiggle), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

FLUUUUUFF!

I shall call you Edwardo!

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Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

No, definitely not

kittens are not entertaining in their raw form

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

It is when one has two heads!!! Look at it!!!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Siamese Yiff time!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

THE BLACK ONE LOOKS PERTURBED

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

I hope so

They're lovely :)

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in vino veritas, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Well.....

since it's kittens, you almost get away with it.
Otherwise it would have been:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

DOUBLE YOU

TEE

EFF

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

Wombats Transgress Filesize?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

Walkers Turnip Flavour?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

^ these I would try

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

I had turnip for the first time the other day. I bought it by mistake,

Its actually quite nice. It needs a sexier name.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

"Turnip has now been renamed...to Freshelle"

that do?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

A massive step sideways

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

'tis true.

A fine root crop.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

Yummy in soooop

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

You'd be yummy in anything...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

*blushes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

but not any more...

with new Wombatoptimiser^TM

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

Willes Tempted (to) Eat

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

You were good up until 'Eat'

But you sort of swerved away from spelling at that point...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

HOW EMBARASSING

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

Yay

happy b3taday!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

Arpy B3ta day

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

\(^.^)/

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

Without doubt

You just gave me an office, full-blown AWWWWWWW

I love teh fluff

That is all.

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

although I'd take the one with the paved brick tongue back

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

Heh

very good :)

(MattDP (Squiggle), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

kayeeeewt!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

i lold

i did

(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

Technically, yes

But I'm sure filesize still applies

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

YES.

KITTY NOSE. *beep*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

well...

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

i swear down that's my cat

=P

well looks like him...

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

Well...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

Sometimes I wonder

If broadband was just something that happened to other people ...

(MattDP (Squiggle), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

Broadband happened,

and the ISPs realised they'd over-done it, and usage caps happened.
B3ta can obliterate your monthly usage allowance at the best of times.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

"UNLIMITED" it fucking pisses me off

and then munters say "How dare you complain that it isn't unlimited! it is unlimited! you can use it at any time of day, it means that"

don't tell us what words mean! the fucking cock sponging quilted piss maggots, grr!

over sold something they simply don't have, well done telecommunications industry, you suck

:/

/it's all complete crap blog

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

aaawwwww!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

Fluffeh tiem!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

eeee :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

this is not fluff

this is kittens planning world domination

KILL THEM

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

Extreme Gladiators?

How about Gladiators Ultra? Now 10% more absorbent

(Kyzia was here on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

With new "freshelle"

WTF is "freshelle" all about?!

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Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

it's so that chav mums can name their 8th daughter after it

and it gets some free publicity

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

After having her abducted by her step cousin's brother's wife's butler?

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Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

ah, the 'Dewsbury gambit'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

pffft

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

That made me guffaw!

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Ratsta, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

Bullshitting women into spending even more money on sanitary products

Including VAT because apparantly having your insides rip themselves out once a month is a luxury

/rant

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

ah come on now

if it was more than once a month it wouldn't be a luxury

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

*scowls*

Let's shove a bottle brush up you once a month, see how luxurious you feel then

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

cor

*engorges*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

*beats the crap out of*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

But are you not of the pregnant?

So no toilet brushes?

I don't know much about these things I'm afraid...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

I am, so technically am not needing to be so angry about these things right now

But that one thing in particular pisses me off SO BLOODY MUCH

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

Seems fair enough to me...

I'm sure I'd be peeved if I had to do that...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

what they've done is they've taken the word 'fresh'

and made it a little bit more feminine by adding the postfix 'elle' to it... thus, women will be ~~stupid enough~~ happy to stick it up inside themselves.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Funny...

That didn't work for the gazelles

Guess their marketeers were inferior.

(Kyzia was here on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

LOL

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Ratsta, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

Freshelle?

Bad enough as it is, beauty creams with the likes of BOSWELOX(TM) must take the prize for bad skience-type terminology.

(Kyzia was here on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

ox bowels!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

Woo yay

today is my birthday... so I am going to sing my birthday song:

Deep within the wall of time a creed shall thus be born.
See the mighty united with the egg of tyranny.
Check this force within the womb of life for three-quarter and nigh a year,
The creed shall thus be born. The creed shall thus be formed.
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears.
A celebration of the years from the immortal sky.
A year of yeeeears.
TWENTY NINE bells…
…will chime,
when the heavens open up, and drink from the silver cup.
A creed shall thus be born. A creed shall thus be formed

thank you everyone for your kind birthday wishes :D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

twenty nine belms?

also, happy birthday

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

happy birthday :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

BIRTHDAY!

Have cayke!
*proffers*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

Happy Birthday Professor!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

Happy Birthday dear sir!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

Happy birthday!

Surely we should be singing to you?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

ripper, tearer, slasher, gouger, poser...

Click for bigger (90KB)

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

Ooh!

Nicely done!

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Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

ty!

1st post, y'know...

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

I shall kill your gladiatah!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

Heh heh heh

Whatever became of the Wolfman?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

he's now South Africa's most effective pollinator

fact

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

Arf!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

let's ask google!

crikey, he's a nuclear scientist

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

Just did. He's a silver medalist ju jitsu fighter in NZ.

But apparently this isn't enough as he told Loaded:

"I want to come back, I want to be a Gladiator again!"

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

ahhh

needs a bit more $$$ innit

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

maybe he finds ju jitsu a bit cheap and demeaning

compared to the ancient art of running around plastic obstacle courses in tight lycra pants.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

I know I'd certainly feel the same way

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

Unwise Suggestions #47

Edit: Hey! It's my bleedin' b3taday!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

it's ok, safesearch is on

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

You Cheater!

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

I am a vigorous throbbing cheater!

and happy b3ta day!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

Most Kind...

*blushes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

Tank 'ee!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

Happy B3taday!

I am drinking a celebratory cup of tea on your behalf!

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Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

Earl Grey, I hope?

thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

harpy b3tday grunty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

Cheers, Mighty N!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

JPG!

*b3taday naughtiness*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

*enjoys - far too much*

Cheers, lovely *mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

Any time :)

Deserter

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

woop!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

Couldn't have put it better myself!

*glees*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

batty b3taday!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Monsieur Headwound, you are spoiling me....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

Happy B3taday Mr Gruntfuttock!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

Thank you, guv'nor!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

buttprostitute

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

I'd rather have

A Double D Cup !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

you'd look ridiculous

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

Noone can drink that much coffee

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Weetobix, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

pussy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

Not even them.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

~~can~~ would want to

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Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

are we talking espresso here?

double D americano i could see happily i reckon

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

Agreed - Coffee is the rank

Tea FTW!

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Weetobix, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

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Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

oh yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

i fancy a few nobs myself

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

Aah, good plan.

Anybody got any biscuits I could borrow?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

borrow?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

I just like dunking them.

I'll give them back afterwards, I promise.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

you can dunk my biscuits, ooh er

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

Coffee in the morning, tea in the avo

Hot choc at beddy byes and PCP for those midnight "pangs"

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

hahahah

someone should have told me this years ago! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Coffeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Pssssst....

What did you do to kill your guitar?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

I was tightening up a new set of strings

and the anchor point on the body came away with violent force :(

It was only a cheapo acoustic off of ebay so no biggy.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

I've always had a secret desire to break an acoustic guitar over somebody's head.

I think that's what you should do with it now.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

I think you are probably right.

I could glue it back on, but I dont think glue could take the strain.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

film yourself smashing over someone head

and then post the results.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

yeah sounds fun...

I have a head you can borrow

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

I've done that before...

the whole bridge came off and hit me in the face.

I now play in a severely down-tuned guitar...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

it can't be easy playing a musical instrument that is partly installed in your face

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

No, but it's worth it for the Borg thing I've now got going on...

I've also snapped a guitar in half - lengthways...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

you are just a rock and roll animal

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

I didn't want to!

It fell off me and... well.. snapped.

I may have shed a tear or two over that guitar...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

aww

and now that instrument is getting twanged in heaven

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

I bet it was really like this:

www.fisher-price.com/us/img/product_shots/k7357_b_1.jpg

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

and the mommy is saying "HAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKING CRAP!"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

Close... This:

www.1800instruments.com/images/Jetstar.jpg

It landed on the horn...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

Oh God no!

You mean there's some sweaty Cliff Richard-a-like gimp playing it?

*wails*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

sweaty drug crazed cliff richard punk gimp

playing innofensive power chords

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

James Blunt?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

I got away with a scratch to the forearm.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

What kind of strings were you putting on it?

If you were putting steel strings on a guitar designed for nylon strings, then I would expect it to warp the guitar at the very least.

But if you were putting on the right kind of strings and not tuning higher than concert pitch, then it could not have been a particularly well made guitar.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

It was definately a shit guitar.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

This is so true...

though I'm now getting palpitations...

That's bad, right?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

What? No. It's brilliant.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Oh, in that case...

*palpitates*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

No, euw, its wrong!

With the shakes and the bum-sweats. 1 cup is enough.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

that's the caffine telling you it's working.

i used to get it when i took proplus for early mornings or when i worked nights.

i subsequnetly gave that job up.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Only if you start shooting lightning from your fingers,

cackle like the wicked witch, plot galactic domination and corrupt the young.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

I've got three out of four...

lightning is too difficult at the moment...

EDIT: Oh, I get it now...

*spangs*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

*spangs*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

Ah, coffee

splendid idea, feed goths and emos coffee.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

I'm not emo

It's just that noone understands the poetry I post on myspace

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Weetobix, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

it's not written in mongolian by mistake, is it?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

SEQUENTIAL ART RULES.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

I now have Mr Trellis addicted to SA

Just so you know :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

*assimilates*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

i have consumed 6 espressos in the last14 hours

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

this may be why you can't sleep

rather then the sexy sex that's going on next door.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

nah the caffienes gone

i've got a brutal metabolism so i process all that sort of stuff really quickly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

You're onto something there.

Whenever I nipped into Cafe Nero during college, there was always the same crowd of kids with their coffee and gothcakes sitting in the corner.
It struck me as odd that caffiene and satanism would go together so well.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

Kopi Luwak ftw

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

"Kat helped me to shake that off"

Best

Line

Ever!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

\o/

'lo JJ

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

Allo.

Where've you been?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

Haha that's ace.

Although Kat and Van look a bit different. The old rear/half profile thing?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

Intro to Extro?

Maybe I should try that coffee then.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

I should be working. What should you lot be doing but arent?

Previous GlaDOS-iators

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

I should be either revising, or making lunch.

I'm doing neither, but my stomach will soon force my hand.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

Lunch is braw,

revision is not braw.

It is clear what you must do.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Yes it is.

I'll cook some of my notes.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Getting hungry

so I'll second that.

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

yaay! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

thats amazing

i;m having my attempts at sleeping interrupted by people having sex. she's a big screamer. like, so much she sound like reaches being raped

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Have you tried screaming back?

works 5/10 times...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Especially if you put your mouth right up against the wall, start moaning.

And then shouting 'Louder, louder'.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

And shout,

"Come on Dave, hearing that couple next door is really making me hot"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

"I DIDN'T THINK IT WENT IN.... OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!"

Their passion will soon be killed like a lacewing beneath the iron boot of filth.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

What a beautiful metaphor

for something so sordid.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

I should really turn my literary skills on in the QOTW sometime...

just... not the Kids one...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

Haha.

I await it like an anxious person awaiting something which they look forward to.

/needs work.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

*clicks*

I find clumsiness of language equally appealing... :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

haha

shout at them not to stop as you are nearly there.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

you want a screaming competition quahog? oh its on

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm winning! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

i might try that next time. at the moment i'm too tired to move owt but a finger

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

People are shit.

You should try the XKCD method.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Not having a punchline?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

wassat?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

A concave reflecting dish and a loud woman of your own.

I will dig you out a link to the comic.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

here

xkcd.com/316/

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

thats ace :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

I found that

vomiting loudly against their door stops 99% of sexing noises...

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

I should be clearing out the house to make room for baby things

But nakedness is much more fun

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Please stop.

There's someone in the office loo and I'll burst if you keep this up...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

What, talking about me wandering around the house naked?

Don't worry, I have to go out in a bit.

May not bother to put on underwear first though....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

*fizzes*

*combusts*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

quite a lot of things

mostly unmentionable.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

I don't think I could ever get bored of Portal references.

I'm supposed to be returning two games to Blockbuster which I rented for free but now have combined fines of £20 :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Should be on b3ta.

But have to do stone shifting.
I only wish it was the alcoholic type of Stones.

laters, y'all

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Bye!

Stone shifting does not sound fun.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

i should be having lunch

and infact that's what i am doing.

BBQ chicken and cheese in a mediteranian wrap.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Mexican Chickan Oval bite ftw!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Pah.

New Orleans Chicken Soft Bite and a bottle of Ribena FTW!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

I think I will plan a BBQ for later on today.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

i am off to spain on saturday, where i plan to BBQ lots of meat in the sunshine

while drinking beer.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

You lucky holidaying types.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

I had a motherfucking iceland £1 for 6 sausage roll!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

this was a triumph

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

^_^

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

\o/

Morning Meats!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

morning Lemons!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

I should also be working but I'm not.

Huzzah! :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

Working...

but I'm so fucked opff with the position I've found myself in today, that I don't give a stuff.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

That doesnt sound too good.

*manhugs*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

aww... thankies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

Should've made your move earlier, Robin....

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

That's...... er..........

well, quite.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Heh, I'm quite bored. Mind tends to wander etc

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

haha

classy

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

oing...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

Haha

/would prefer with tiger melon in mouth

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

Errrr

WHAT A STRANGE AND SPECIFIC FETISH.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

Fak Man!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

Oh go on then.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

Haha

Blimey

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

BA BA BA BABABYBELL.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Lordy

me!

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enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

King of the castle..

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

*giggles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

lol, gravity

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

If it wasn't for the abrasive stone, I bet that'd be great fun.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

some sort of GEL may be in order

to ease the...er...passage

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Which passage are you easing?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

that one

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

I see.

Gel away.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

*gets roller*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

smearing the whole pyramid in GEL sounds like the only sane solution

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

washing up liquid and water

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

Ra!

nice one.

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enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Aceness!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Haha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

i have no idea why

It just seemed strangely appropriate?!?!

(and yes seams etc... still getting the hang of paint.net!)

(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

I've seen seamier

Welcome etc, good hummus :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

COME ON BARRY

KICK HIM IN THE MAN-CUNT!!!

EDIT:- and with that, im off to university

cya'll!

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Byee!

*wayves*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

meh - hope you're having a better day than me...

Click for bigger (126KB)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

Lying around naked eating sweeties

I doubt you could be having a better day :)

Lovely pic btw!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

Doesn't sweeties' husband mind?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Nah, he's watching

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

wish I was

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

hehehhe

now that sounds like a plan :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

lying around naked with a pasty earlier

i win :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

With coffee too?

And your husband looking up old cartoon theme tunes on YouTube?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

your Husband is looking up your tube?

Lucky you

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

oo ic

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

hahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

0_0

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

espresso

and the girlfriends at a lecture which means i can b3ta. tough call

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

Plus your girlfriend is Italian.

Which is a +2 in anyone's rulebook.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

pffft

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

You can't b3ta with her around?

I win, every time

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

I'd imagine it's hard to type coherently when you're cumming in a frenzy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

Something on your mind?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Ewww, how'd that get there?

*wipes off*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Sorry, I have terrible aim.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

eh, i can but she does irritating things that distract me

like talking

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Lying in bed naked, masturbating in a stew of heady erotica.

With only a pasty and a world of possibilities.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

you are Hemingway

AICMFP

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

Cor! *clicks*

*tries to cheer up*

Hope your day improves O_o

EDIT: I've got a dentist appointment in a while, does that help at all?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

its not that good to be honest

nor is my day (badum tish!!)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

dentist!

arrrrrrrrg! :( poor you!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Sweet

You should like Tim White's cover art.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

cor

very nice!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

I've been churning out a 2000 word essay on Jeremy Clarkson

and I've got a 4000 word portfolio to put together for Monday. Also I have gas.

If your day is any worse than mine, you have my very deepest sympathies.

Ed: How rude, I forgot to woo your smashing picture.
WOO!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

just type

POWER 2000 times! :D it'll work - trust me!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

_{and type every sentence} LIKE THIS

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

and mention

white teeth and the stig!! (some say he is happy because he masterbates 100 times a day, others just that he has has no moaning wife - all we know - he's the stig!)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Best. Reply. Ever.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

Probably not...

but nice piccy!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

thanks!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

Wonderfull.

I'm not having a better day.
Heavy lifting with man-flu, in the rain!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

bloody great!!

how on earth can you work with man-flu!! :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

It's wearing off now.

But with the rain, i'm sure it will come back.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

u must be superman

whic means the rain has kryptonite in it

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

I am having a very odd day indeed

yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

odd days

i think they are my forte

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

*special hugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

hahah

thanks DTH! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

no idea why.. guess it was just the gladiators ulrika thought..

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

On the right he turns into Judith Chalmers! (sans tan)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

hahahahaha YES

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

exactly so...

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enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

Haha, you're not wrong =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Change the hair to brown on the left and you've got

Neil from the Young Ones.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

on the right Mariella Forstrup!

AICMFP

night night b3ta.

i'm going to sleep

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

Is this essay related screwed up sleeping patterns?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

oh yes

this is a normal length day though. i only got out of bed at 7pm

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Well that's good.

I've just given my presentation, and now I'm all done apart from a few exams.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

still playing

with Johnsons I see ...

Lovely ;)

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING!

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

Sorry

Bindun, seams, at work, paint, etc

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

hehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

'lo Rev!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

Change down a gear

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

'lo

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

I like this and wish to have sex with an Ood, perhaps

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

They don't put up a fight

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

just got to remove

their second brain first :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Shame

their tentacles don't do anything. They look like a burst pasty

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

*goes off pasties*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

I'll have yours.

/strong stomach

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

this made me do a lolleroffle

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

just a thought....

(

sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

for a moment I thought that was a horse on the left

as opposed to just the right

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

If we're not careful...

...this week's compo is going to exhaust the internet's supply of orange pixels!

Nice pic, btw =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

pffft

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

I almost

Spat my drink out through my nose !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Hahaha...

she's been tango'd

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Fat leg!

Like it :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

that is a chunky ankle

for a fake leg

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

About the same size as my auntie's fake leg

You know, the one-legged lesbian

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

Do they make them to match your remaining real leg?

I mean, if you were a 29 stone tubby, you'd look a bit silly with one leg the size of a drainpipe, wouldn't you?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

I don't think they tailor them

I think there's a kind of 'you'll need this one to support your weight' thing going. I'll have to ask her

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

Ruth Madoc!

/scarpers

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

FINALLY!

Someone's recognised her!
hahahaha! IT IS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

It's funny because it's true

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

Hahaha!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

arf!

she's armed with a leg

*never gets tired of that joke*

(

enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

He doesn't like to talk about it...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

I bet one of Hazel Blears's flaps gave him that black eye

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Thanks for that...

/lost appetite blog

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

*bokes*

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

he doesnt do anything

other than fuck up the economy

bastard

(

Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

heheh

"The economy is booming...unless you count all this PFI shite I've been sweeping under the carpet for years"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

I'm getting £17 more in my paypacket this month

Heaven knows what I'll spend it on!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Maybe a King-Size Snickers?

Hurry though, if you wait a while you may only be able to afford a normal-sized one...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

*Shakes head*

Dude, It's Marathon!

Only youngsters can call then "Snickers"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

Don't be so silly.

Have you not seen that film, "Snickers Man"?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

17 items from the mcdonalds £1 menu

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

1700 penny chews

/and bring them to the London bash

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

save it up

for when your paypacket is worth £17 less in purchasing power each month :)

edit: no hang on, there's a slight flaw there :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

PMQs yesterday was excellent

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

he's been fighting with tony again!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Ooooh... nicely done!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Haha, nicely!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

"get up so ah can hit ye agin"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

Sweet

dreams are made of this

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

who am I to disagree?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

Are we doin' Gordon and Tony?

Have a pea roast from me, then :)

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

hahaha!

Nice.

and hooray for "compensation"

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

nice

"I'm pocketing a huge wedge of cash" face!

(

enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

Hai

Click for biggerer

Drew this on our whiteboard sometime last year.
Apparently it's still been sitting on the other side all that time.

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

*squints through darkness*

CANNOT READ

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Speeka Da Englash ?

DARK

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

O_o

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

aren't we a cheeky noob

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

yes

you are :P

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

Glare?

Maybe you've heard of it... but that's what you get when writing on a whiteboard.

(

thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

I'd glare at you if you wrote on my whiteboard.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

hurrat for doodles :)

Click for bigger (164KB)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Oh look! IT'S A BOY DRAWING =]

I do like that funny 'tiger bean' or whatever it is by the way ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

No, this is a boy drawing!

THEY'RE HAVING SEX!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Large wet patch!

seems to have run off the bed

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

excessive leak egress

oh yes it is

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE BOTH JIZZED, IN AN EPIC WAY.

O_O

I did a big lol at this, so thank you.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Yes.

It's a bit like me, on an off day.

Sometimes it worries the foundations of the house.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

Lol at 'foundation worrying'

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

I'm a sensitive lover really.

I always apologise about having to use the ballgag and the whips.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

~~lover~~

bladder

edit: WHIPS!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

So you're into watersport eh?.......

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

THIS IS A BOY DRAWING

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Hahaha

SKILL

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

I'm not and it makes me unhappy

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

tiger melon :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

*silent, creepy laugh...sounding like a dog*

YAY!!!

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

I love this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

its one of my favourites too :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

yay for doodles!

Throbbing beets give beet throbbing boat boat throb throbbing beets beet boat by boating throb thobber throbbing thorax boat beet by by boat throbber throb thing throbbing boat beet beet boat but beet beet beet by boat by boat beet beet throbbing boat

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Why can it not be cleeeeeked??

*tries to click again*

*fails*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

cleeked?

there is a bigger image somewhere but I don't know where and my computer is being abusive and will have to be killed so I can't find the bigger image because the computer is being abusive and will have to be killed

:/

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

Oh noes!!

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

oh I have found it! yay

here

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

Yay indeed!

That, I rather enjoy.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

what do they make there?

Click for bigger (120KB)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Yer Ma washes my socks in hell???

Really?

^_^

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

yurp

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

Aaaahhhhh

BUT I THOUGHT YOU GOT LOST IN THAT STICK OF FRENCH BREAD?!?!

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

Refresher bars for me.

Actually not refreshers they were rectangular block things on a lollystick, which were pretty much the same as refreshers except in a massive solid block.

I think every one of those I ate must have ended in me losing a tooth.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Yeeah!

Those things are dangerous!

I lost the fake half of my front tooth (swimming pool accident) biting something similar.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

A quarter of one of my already filled teeth managed to break off from eating sweetcorn of all things.

Possibly the softest substance known to man.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Three

of my milkies came out while chewing a mouthful of sponge cake. So gutted I had to spit it out.

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

they take these

Let's happy with a confused blue fur animal!

and send them to a happy holiday place in tin cans! :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

you're a bad bad man!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

hehe

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Yoou weevil.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

but they are so yummy! and mixed with so much sugar all the kids love 'em!

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

my neck hurts

but woo

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

thanks :) i just like to picture b3tans doing headstands trying read it all

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

well

you got me there :p

(

thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

a swift crack of the neck

would suffice

but 10/10 for the stabby sword method!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

They'd better watch out

...for the West Staines Massive!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

COME ON BARRY

KICK HIM IN THE MAN-CUNT!!!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

haha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Is it five years ago already?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Its still 2008 where I'm sitting

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

phew

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

East side is the best...

Thinking back to about 5 years ago when Ali G came out, Is it me or was that also when the Chav boom hit ?

hmmmmm Chav Boom (Mental image including Mushroom Cloud)

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

It's ali g's fault

he is the mother-chav. Ask sacha cohen were ali g lives, then gas the fucker.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

As long as you don't hurt Sacha.

I have plans for him.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

Will these plans involve SEXY RESULTS?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Do I have plans that don't?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

*high five*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

if tht's the case, you must make the most interesting dinners ever

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Wipeclean tablecloths have a multitude of uses.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

you filthy scamp

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

*allows hair to be ruffled*

Ahhhh cheers squire, I'm just off to look up skirts *runs*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Saved you a job

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skirts

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

*spang*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Thanks you ma'am

Please may I have another

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

*pushes into pan aisle at tescos*

There, that's at least ten. I'm off guys, bye!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

*hang on*

*runs downstairs*
*makes lunch*
*runs back upstairs*
*starts eating*
*sammich keyboard interaction*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Do they involve pain and ultimately a slow death?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Yes, and sort of but no.

A little death. Petit mort, if you will.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Fear is the little death

Fear is the little-death which brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
When it is passed, I will turn the inner eye to follow its path.
Where it has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Fear is the mindkiller?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

that brought a tear to my eye

and it made me cry too

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I love him when he's talking in his proper voice

And all suited and stuff

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

YES yes.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness yes. See? Exactly.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

I prefered him when he was Ice skating

Sasha Cohen

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I see they found a use for all my old CD's

.....

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Looks like my payroll lady but with smaller boobs.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Will she pay me?

Infact, if she looks like this wioth boobs, I'll pay her

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

She's just got married.

Most of the males in this company (including myself, honorarily) are a bit upset.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Enjoys the thought of an honorary man

Mind you I had an honorary man at my stag night
and she was my payroll lady, so maybe there's a pattern

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

If she were my payroll lady..

We'd have a roll then I'd empty my payload.

(

Carlossus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

what? you'd stage aerial aversion maneuvers and then drop several thousand lb's of high explosive on her?

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Well duh!

What else could he possibly have meant? =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

well, I got no idea, because I am all wide eyed and innocent

O.O

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

I'm talking about exercising my prostate.

Sorry that's horrible.

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Carlossus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Well duh!

what else could you have possibly meant?

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

look at the size of her polo

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

I'll take your word for it

Wish I could remember my skating training

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

1 Put on skates

2 Place skates on ice
3 Don't fall over

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

5. profit

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Step 3 was the one I couldn't remember

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Time to call Argentina

Then I'm off to lunch at the Cheshire Cheese Public house
Laters awl

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

The one was a reaction to the other

Just be sure you get the order correct though.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

It amazes me

That I see kids dressed like Ali G and they don't see the irony.
They just hit me when I laugh at them.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Yeah

They hit you but if you touch them you get arrested for Assult !?

Hmmmmm Chav Police, Hay Maybe Chav Police could be a weekly image challenge.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Not always true`

I recently chased two chavs with a stick. (I had the stick)
Strangely Mr Plod agreed he would have done the same!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

So, Im sure this has been done in the past but....

Click for bigger (46KB)

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Oh my, yes

But nicely done, all the same

*fluffies*

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Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

You are Professor Farnsworth

AICMFP

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Good news everyone...!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

yup?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

rilly?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Hello bloke!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

You still here!!!

Careful on the work pooters!!!!
I don't go on at all now!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I'm checking over my shoulder at regular...

...intervals.

As a consequence, you may occasionally...

...notice small gaps in my conversation =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

'ningles pops!

*disappears again*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

*dadhugs*

You're not supposed to be here either!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Woooo

None of us a supposed to be here ;) The benifit I get is having my own office and no windows and when someone walks in my pc screen is toward me not them.

Does get depressing with no Windows, Hence B3TA

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

speak for yourself

i'm naked in bed with a pastie

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Fucking hell

THAT is sex.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

uhuh

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

a o

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

noked?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

That's how my last job was...

...well, apart from the lack of windows. But I got left to my own devices and as long as my work got done no-one bothered me.

Here, they're much more uptight.

*checks over shoulder again*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

I just came in from shifting part of a ton (literally) of stones

I felt a bit light headed and needed to sit down!

/has man-flu

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Shitting a ton of stone?

Not good with Manflu or otherwise

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Yep!

I did the "Half fill the wheely bin" method
but then realised dragging it up the step,
through the kitchen,
over the other step,
up two more steps, wasn't as easy as doing it "the one bucket at a time method"
EDIT:
And I just read your post correctly!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

tbh a gram is technically part of ton...

^_^

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Well then, that's me done for the day.

*relaxes*

don't tell the missus.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

*waves*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

arf!

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Whaaa?!

;)

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Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

who?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

nice pay off

have a selction of woos, yays and hooplas

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

And from me as well

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Haha, that surely deserves #496...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

*throws onto pile*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Unexpected fit body!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

me?

you can talk dognuts!

C];0)
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

She's a lady dog!

It was her mimsy!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

It's bindun so much it can't sneeze without shitting itself

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

now that is a gorgeous image

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Fae!

*handseats*

Er, sorry. I was so excited then I forgot myself. 'lo Cap'n!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Hey, it's you, you're different.

I think after I've drunkenly babbled at someone they can use my name.

:D *perches* How are you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Different?

How's that then? Apart from the lack of boardage these days... and the enhanced beardage.

EDIT: I'm all kinds of grand, ta - apart from the shitty IT policy here* of course...

*which I'm currently in breach of in many ways \o/

'nother EDIT: Although my hand's aching slightly from spending many hours last night playing The Gentle Art of Making Enemies, transposed to drop-C tuning O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Aye, me too!

Beardage? Enhanced? Excellent work, fella.

Different like a FOX. Cunning and indeed, furrier, you said so yourself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

O.O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Hahaha!

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Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

hahaha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

sounds like a suggestion

for YiffJ's cartoon time!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

pfft

that's what manpons are for

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

haha, super absorbent manpons

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

these?

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

for your regular reguliers

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

oh lord

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Dixon!

*manhugs*

Hello, you big lully

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

'lo! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Jonna Lumley?

/plastic arse rumour blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Eh?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Rumour I heard (so it must be true)

In her youth Ms Lumley was rather fond of bum fun and liked her gentleman callers put coke on their old fellas.

The resulting interaction evetually caused her bum to collapse (rather like Danielle Westbrooks nose).

I've no idea if its true or not... your honour

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

crikey

HER ASS!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Hahaha!

That made me do a real lol =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

she has a plastic arse?

oh dear

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

haha!

*sneezes*

*shits self*

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enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

it has, but not ever with a fish quite that grim

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

the dead cat's

a nice addition, too..

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enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

always

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

maybe a couple of times

but don't let that put you off!

along with other fishy films

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

'Hahaha, that's quality!' said a Mr. Jonny Lee from over my shoulder.

I think he likes it.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Top

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

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