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# -
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# that is sapping my thoughts out of my brain into teh screen....
*dribbles*

most excellent!

and with that, I'm off home, BUHBYE EVERYBODY!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# BYEE xoxoxoxo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Pegs and holes . . .
round and square . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Fuzzy :)
And I agree with your sig
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Sidney finally achieved that higher plane he'd been waiting for . . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Some cunt's gone and clad that poor penguin in beech laminate.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# woodchipenguin
TO THE GYM huzzaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# "Look! No hands!"
Woo! :D

TOP HAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# No top hat!
No red bow tie!

That's not sidney, it's an imposter!

*calls FRAUD SQUAD*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# *slowly puts down phone*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# "I'll put my name down for now" thought Sidney


...but as soon as his back's turned I'll scarper!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# yays!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# This leaves me confused and unfulfilled.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Penguin Saint?
with a tophat?

THIS IS MADNESS I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# What's madness is people trying to get me to watch Happy Feet.
People that are older than I am. Don't get me wrong, I've watched Monsters Inc and all of that, but this just looks like sugar raped schmaltz on a grand scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# it is pretty good though
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ^ What she said
*slides*

/auto-reply no.152
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I cannot bring myself to watch that... even when there is nothing aside from that on sky movies
Deffo going to see Wall-E, but that is it....

Dancing singing penguins... It ISNT RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# That's cos Pixar rock
'Allo :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Wotcher pudding.
Blotting.

Blotting?

You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Er, yes, that's a little, erm, embarassing



nipple issues
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Oh shit, sorry kitten
didn't mean to embarrass you. Perfectly natural though, nothing to be embarrassed of. You're giving life, that's the most amazing thing in the world *cuddles*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Nah, not that embarassed or I wouldn't have it as my sig :D
And it's very cool. Just a little worrying when I get myself in the eye....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Of course... if you had snake venom in your eyes you could dilute the venom in such a method
thereby potentially saving your sight...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Is that so?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# My word!
You're a cow for giving me mental images of Trellisboobs at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Oops, sorry
*flashes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# FIEND.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Penguin Saint...
Praise be the mighty penguin and his top hat of wisdom!
(Treadfeather, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Whack a top hat and bow tie on that beauty
and that gets a click from me!

EDIT: Sod it, I'll do it meself!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# sorry, no commissions
;)

Edit: pfft! :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Sick perversions..
Someone has a major penguin fetish...
(Treadfeather, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# this coming from someone
who only posts things about penguins
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Patent pending
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha

I can see your cock in the reflection!

*NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I can barely see my cock without the reflection.
You must have good eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahaha ^ What she said

/auto-reply no.154
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I still need a shave . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# No you don't.
You need a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# We should ALL grow beards.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I shall have to improvise.
*rests chin in topiary*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# blimey that's supple!
oh, no - not that topiary... My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# If I could do that, would I really be sat here talking to you lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# True
/Bill Hicks blog

That's me lot. Beer tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Double your pleasure..... *sings*
night dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# more snickers... more coke...
night.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# beards ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Oh my goodness yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ^this
In every way.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Thatcher didn't trust men who weren't clean shaven.
Which says all you need to know about her supposed Christianity, amongst other things.


Beards are win. Winny win win. Winnie Mandela.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# One day i will grow one
and smoke a pipe and drink (more) whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Grown one
smoke a joint and then drink some whisky. Then maybe you shall have a captain of your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I shall try this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'm not sure if the beard is working for me with short hair though...
I've reverted to 3-5 day stubble...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Stubble's allowable, so long as it's sexy.
Ask Mrs Doom tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Oh I already have...
stubble is OK, full Karl Marx beard is not.

shame...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# :O
Big beards are ace. But you are a bit young for it. When you're old, that's when you get the really long beard. And a check shirt. Start hanging around outside a lot, come home with logs. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# OK . . . How did you know what I was wearing ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Get him a log and I'm sold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I'm logged on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Ah, this so isn't you.
Who is it? Do we know where to find him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I'm not in Beverly Hills . . . but close . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Is it really you?
Phwoar if it is. Well done there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# We thank you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# True... until tache and beard meet up you have to be careful...
Got the check shirt though... not sure about the logs - not many of them in London...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Move to a mountain.
Sorry, forgot to mention that.

Basically, be Kris Kristofferson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I could learn the banjo and sing songs about it too...
in a kind of Mark Lanegan / Tom Waits voice...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Don't, because then I'll have to hide Mrs Doom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# = D
I've tried that before, but she always escapes...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *Has logs

*Comes home
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# You should never come home without logs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Look at this...

LOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# you what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I was showing you my log...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I thought she didn't trust men with beards.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Potato/Potato.
Almost. Potato/potato of a slightly different shape.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
#
Potato-potahtoe
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Is that you? You look totally different there.
Not just because of the Guevaraness, or the larger expanse of beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# It is I, yes.
It's probably because the hair is all tucked up behind the hat and out of shot, plus I think it was narrower and shorter then.
Not the longest the beard has been by a long shot, but I rarely take photos of myself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# It's a very nice hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I think it only cost be 15 quid.
More confusingly though I'm wearing a west German flightsuit below shot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# What an utter faux-pas.
Do you have a grey Waffen-SS uniform? They're really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# No because I would find it considerably dubious owning Nazi memorabilia.
And they weren't really sexy anyway, they just looked stupid with the big balloony trousers sticking out of the tight boots.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I think they're really beautifully designed.
I wouldn't consider it dubious, but then the things I would consider to be are far removed from most other peoples' ideas on the subject.

Re: latex. Watercolours? You could get a nice effect on any reflections.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I think they were showy and crap, and in many cases just looked pretty gay.
The actual combat uniforms were alright and just fairly standard green, but all the officer's wear just looked stupid.
WW2 RAF Blue on the other hand looked like they'd just wandered in from tea with vicar and was brilliant.

Haven't done watercolours in an age, never really liked them. I doubt I'm going to be drawing latex again anyway, unless someone commissions me to for either money or favours.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I always found them to be a pig to work with.
I like a good strong gouache, but that's just personal preference.

Having looked at what I assume is what you're talking about, the hat looks a bit baggy to me. www.diggerhistory.info/images/uniforms4/RAF01_small.jpg

www.diggerhistory.info/images/uniforms4/Allgemeine-SS_small.jpg That's nice, but I'm not sure if he'd have silly trousers on as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Just imagine it in blue.
cache.viewimages.com/xc/2643686.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=4176526AFF734587DD556C8351D87269A55A1E4F32AD3138

I'll remember that your personal preference is for a strong gouaching, *tenuous joke*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Men with beards LIKE CHRIST?
Proof that she's the devil - as if proof were needed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# pffffffttttttt....
one blade is all you need.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Does someone need a bathtime chaperone?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# you can watch if you like, but i never let anyone near me with a blade
no matter how sexy they try to make it in the movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# 'you can watch if you like'
Fuck sake Thor, this is ME we're talking about.

Give me a second, I want to get popcorn first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I wouldn't like to play.

CFB (143kb)
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *click*
The other week I had to explain who General Zod was for someone who had a picture of him on her wall.

Kids nowadays!
(Lord NAgasaki, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# b3ta art
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# * Needs more Magenta

*How rude of me - Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# The single pubic hair gives it a very nostalgic, but romantic atmosphere
yay

Edit: Oh, there´s a curly one too.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# What happens when it pops ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# aha i love this
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
#

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
#
Yay. An innapropriately named Samurai mistress.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
#
Probably why she looks so pissed off. She is still angry at her parents for calling her Doris.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# HER TUMMY IS ON FIRE D:
Woo! thats awesome.
I would like her trenchcoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I tried to make a coat that looked like that a while back.
but it just ended up looking like a dressing gown :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# \o
Em excuse me.. Her lady bits are on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# bah... she can get creams for that
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I would be happy to administer some of...
"Dr Wobbly's Special Cream", if she would like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Calm down dear it's a tattoo
I am kind of thinking about doing 3 more blademasters for the other elementals.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I need a shave . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Did my picture induce sudden unexpected beard growth?
If so I'm sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# It's fine with me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hooray for digital shading people things
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39915/1213648403/hassanwebcolour.jpg

edit: too biiiig
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# mmmmm.... digital shading
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Now that's what I call awesome, nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Loving the tones you've used- I'm always far too tempted to go a
bit too bright because I want everything to look lush and verdant. Brill work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Wow
that is seven shades of awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# grrrruesomely great!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Nice
A ha a chance to repost this
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# mmm deformed smarties
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# That's so crazy it just might work!
* invests £100,000 *
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *glees at new found welf*
how gos it Barbie?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Not bad, not bad.
I need inspiration for new pics. It might be time to resurrect Sidney...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# ooo yeah. . .
good idea
*digs for old pics*
cant remeber where we left him off :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# The last one I did was a parachute gif
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Drops one . . . takes two . . .
yes . . . yes . . . it's working now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Woo to that but...
WHAT IS GOING ON THIS AFTERNOON!

* I was only in a meeting for two hours and I have just had to read three pages of b3ta to catch up!

* please slow down when I am not about
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# why the hell would you be doing work at work
*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahaha ^ What she said

/auto-reply no.154

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# woo
This is strangely hypnotic I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# CREEEYZZZZZZZZEH
and colourful!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Wahay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Far far far far far far far...
far far far far far far far far better than her actual bonce!
(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# NUKE IT
with sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Chegwin once wrote a book
about his battle against alcoholism..

It was called "Cheggers cant be Boozers"



*Runs*
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oof...
proper lol, right cheered me up. Ta v muchly...no need to run:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Mind if I dump this here - I don't really know what else to do with it...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha this is a thing of beauty
beauty sexiness
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
Shopped pics only!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Pfft..
lolzzzz!!!!1111 ONE
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Phroooar!
Meow Yiff!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Meouch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Cheegers Plays Pimp
Pimp Prozzie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Schweeeeeeeeeet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# nicely shopped
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Ta...
Bobby Bob Bob :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# The last person you need at a minute Silence..
Theres always one...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Blackadder I FTW!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Just looked up Blackadder on Youtube..
Christ, I had to turn my speakers down as soon as BB entered the fray...
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Look up Fun at the Funeral Parlour
He's on that. I think I was the only person who watched it but it was hilarious :D
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# lol..
Just saw the outtake..

Christ, imagine a quiet night in with him..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyZTuwDIx6k
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Equally...
"if anyone here knows of any just cause or impediment, let him speak now or forever hold his peace"

God you would not want Blessed at your wedding for that bit...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# New Carlsberg ad...
Brian Blessed doesnt do minutes silences..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# hahaha
CHISWICK! FRESH HORSES!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Brill....
lolling all over the place here..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# But he is beating my favorite SPANG-PAN with a spoon!

*Crys
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# This is
super. Yay.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# heheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahahaaaa!
nutter!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# this is so win
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Banging Bang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Nice!
I was kinda expecting brian blessed as the punchline, struggling to keep his mouth shut...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Whaaaaaaaaaaat ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# One for the medical geeks...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# *bangs head on table*
i shouldn't understand this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# well banging your head is a sure way to stop understanding things
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I have a better way.
Home trepanation, done by captain doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Yay trepanation
Better than a hole in your head
No
Wait


hello cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Wotcher sir.
Good news.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Good news
Trepanation is available on the NHS?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanation
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# If he attaches a drill to the table, he could combine banging with treppaning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Trepanation, not cut-price lobotomy...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# the first lobotomy
was done with an ice pick

no really it was - yay for kitchen tools as surgical instruments
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# the local lord and his wife are fans of this practice
they are well knows for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I really would like to see one done live.
I've seen footage, but it's not the same. I want to see the brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# seen an autopsy
it was meh after the first few minutes of palpitations.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I have too, well, on DVD. Some Japanese dude, not Gunther Von Haagen (is that his name? I forget)
Beautiful, I thought it was. I love a bit of that sort of stuff though, the body's such a fascinating piece of kit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# over in Florence is the Specola (sp?) university and museum
in there they have 16thC wax anatomical models of bodies in various states of "open-ness" all very artisically done, and unbelievably realistic. If you ever get the chance to go there, I HIGHLY recommend it

edit: this is it
www.museumsinflorence.com/musei/museum_of_natural_history.html
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I've seen pictures, they're spectacular if they're
the ones I'm thinking of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# you can go to them anytime here
there's a big anatomy school in the centre of town, and students are free to drop in and watch.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I don't see the attraction
It's quite boring, slow and a bbit yucky. but it's just a human body. being a scientist and a conventional type must mean I don't get as much of a hard-on about blud and guts as you do.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I don't get a hard on about it
I just like seeing the inside. I barely do, most of the time I can only see the outside of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahah you mentalist.
you'll need to join in if you want to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Oh I'm all up for helping out
not being drilled though. Well, not now. I've no need for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# but it will release demons and get rid of headaches.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Are you saying I'm posessed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# either that or you need a proper drilling

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# You deserve a high five for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hey, cap'n
where have you been? You're falling off the Board_stats page
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Busy.
Plus I got a bit arsed off with the bitchiness round here, thought I'd give it a wide berth for a bit. But everyone seems friendly today though. Well, so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# bitches?
where?

lemme attem.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# All around, chicken.
The internet's the place for keyboard warriors.

I just get a bit tired of the 'being a cunt for it's own sake' thing sometimes. I don't know, maybe I've got my grown up head on too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Uhoh
Are we in for an afternoon of loveliness and lolcats?
think I'd better bitch slap someone and then go do some work
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Nah, I've got no images here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Time I did some real work
Laters

Be good, no fighting and tidy your rooms while I'm out
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I think some people are cunts because they can't help it.
They are just cunts. Manley, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Aw...
He's just misunderstood
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# yes
my school didn't teach cuntish. That'll be the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# you're tougher than that m'am!
don't let the buggers get to you
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# if buggers do get to you
Clench
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
#
clench Relax
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *chinese bums*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Only if you put petrol on it
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# swiss rolls
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# if you push em down hills
How do you make a maltese cross?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# colonise the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# fuck off, cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# See, I know you love me, so it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I never knew this existed!
My quote: "WOUNDS LOL!" D:
I also never knew I posted quite so much.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# some sort of necrosis of finger where they turn to carbon?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hardening/calcification of arteries, i thought
but I figure the first things to go are the extremities, as with a lot of circulatory illnesses
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# lepreosy, i'm not half the man i used to be!
all my parts are falling off of me,
since i contracted, leprosy.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I feel a bit sick
:|
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Hang around an ink well . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# It's probably not as bad as this
www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=142852&in_page_id=2
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# that's GOT to be fake!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# His bark is way worse than his bite !
Too much Java . . . man !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Have an afternoon spack


(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *falls over*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Weird.
It almost looks as if it's moving.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# 'lo meester
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hello there :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *group hugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *fondles bumcheeks*
Oops, sorry mofaha.

No, hang on, they're mine...

Dave, where on earth is your arse?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# no, no, the earth IS my arse . . .
no the earth IS my arse . . .well about the same size


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *fits*
*froths at mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Lovely, I could stare at this for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# i think that's the plan
*stares for hours
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I don't know about you
but I suddenly have an overwhelming desire to purchase this boy's product.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# i want to purchase a boy
i've been turned by its hypnotic powers
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# You can get them for 60p a day through World Vision.
Their delivery service is piss though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hahahaha
my grandmother once asked me "have you a boy to run errands for you in your office?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# pfffft
office slaves plz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *sells 'product'
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# ebanned.com
Unless it doesn't exist any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# NSFW
*saves for later
*starts barcoding 'product'
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Christ, it's always porn with you people!
What I'd give for a bomb load of biplanes to go off and really liven this shit up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# that doesn't make sense
lucky yr pretty
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# It's not ALWAYS porn with me.
Sometimes it's cake. Sometimes I'm asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# It won't be porn anymore once I gatling gun your shins off.
FrroooowwwwwwwrrrrooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeDUGGADUGGADUGGADUGGADUGGADUGGA
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# It will, it'll just be stumpy porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Must ... buy ... cakes ... for ... Penultimate ... Straw
*zombie-style lumber to the shops*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Levels . . . many levels . . .
eye feel levels of levels . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# needs more tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Goood!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I AM CROCUS FEET
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# do not adjust your set, we control the horizontal, we control the vertical
you are now entering, the twirly zone
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# blast i was about to say something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Surely you should have used the intro to The Twilight Zone instead of The Outer Limits?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# cant help but think of simpsons:
"Hey look, I can see my voice! blup blup blup blup blup! Thiiisss isss my voice on Teee Veeeee..... Heheheeh"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# there might be a monster or a freaky mirror
these are just examples, it could be something much better
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# That's fantast......
*thud
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
#
Must. Buy. Washing Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# gordon... brown... for... life....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *brain dribbles out of ears*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# my face hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# now i have a nosebleed
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# My eyes, ,my beautiful eyes!
and by that I mean wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Wheeee...
Makes my eyes drool.
(eviluncledon quit lurking to post this on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Aaaaaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# TO 18000 DECIBELS AND BEYOND!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# "BLARB BLARB BLARB BLARB BLARB!"
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# i'm seeing him on thursday!
i cannot wait
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# who, Buzz Lightyear?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# i wish
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hehehehehe

as it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# errm, isnt that a tad NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# if it's ok for Coleen Nolan it's ok for me
she's well NOT THICK AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# it never has been before
unless i've made brians beard look like porn.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I'm just being paranoid...
...my boss is everywhere, he may even be watching YOU right now.....

*sinister and paranoid glare*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# no worries
Hide is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# He watches you on the toilet
when you're doing number twos
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Only if you look REALLY CLOSELY
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahah
their clapping makes it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# that
is making me chuckle more than it should

'would you like me to lap dahnce for youu..?'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# You cant beat
a bit of Blessed.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Cleopatra
comin' atcha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Trufax


Click for bigger (50KB)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# that it is...
that it is.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# We call those pornoframes
I don't know why. Probably because they use them a lot in porn movies.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Framed again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Cut the Breaks


Visit my site at Pie Comics
(dredgeups, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha!
I used to work there . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Joking aside, they look better this way round


Click for bigger (72KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Sunday already?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Kerry Katona's married to Pob now?
it was only a matter of time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Haha!
Also: 'lo bloke!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# 'lo prof
y'alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Pretty good matey!
You well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# yep
tonight I am taking on the Moroccans at football nearly single-handedly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Hurrah! Good luck with that
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *squeezes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *fondles*
Yo! How goes it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Braw!
I'm a bit in and out . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hahahah, spot on
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Arf...
...thought that was Elton's 'other half' on the left at first. Yikes. Top shop Barb...clickety click
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# The best bit was I had to add 5% noise to get her face to match his complexion
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# That's quite sad
reverse dermabrasion
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# facial artifacts....
a symptom of "jpeg syndrome". So sad...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# no , really they don't
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
that's really well done, man. I thought the dude was real til I saw the other 'thing'.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Barbs... I've got Nuts on the phone for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:31, archived)
# RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Haha, aww =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# More gorramn powering up
and next time, and next time...
(Lord NAgasaki, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# *clicks like he's caught in the middle*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Romantic Meal



Bring a bottle...of KY
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Tarts and Vicars
Will do.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# YOU CALLED?
pretend internet vicar at your service.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# you're kidding?
in the thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# WE LANDED ON THE MOON
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# i mutter this to myself as a mantra whenever i see chavs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i mutter this to chavs whenever i see a mantra
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# fail
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I saw a bar called TWIX the other day
and I just had to tell the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# lies
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# although it might have been this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Tehe :D Its like mr bean and his twiglets all over again :)
Twix jokes?
*sneaks this in www.b3ta.com/links/Matwix *
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i saw one called a snickers.

it made me snicker like a school girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# two fingers you say?
chocolate, biscuit AND caramel you say?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Oh, God,
I want a twix now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I had a king-size one last week.
It's like TWO TWIXES! Except it's only ONE! Ahahaaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# and for afters:
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I think you're mistaking the B3ta Image challenge for a place to post images you found on the internet
which now makes me question your boy george cake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I tried looking it up
but I found this pic instead and was overcome with mirth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# yeah he was in an episode
I think he was off his face on crack at the time too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Oh No...
...these are fresh out of my cupboard. Cock Soup from local shop, Disco Biscuits from Aldi.

I know, Cock Soup is an oldie but you can't get enough of its cocky goodness. Well I can't anyway.
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# How does Cock Soup taste?
Is it thick and creamy?

No innuendo here at all, I'm actually genuinely curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Jussi Pussi -> Juicey pussey
any phrase with 'bag'/'pussi' in is good for a larf.
(alloydog, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# you started well, but you are slipping with this...
careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I'm sorry
I got a bit over-excited
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# not a problem,
but be warned, you will get arse-raped with things that aren't yours, pearoasts in a new thread, unshopped pics (most of the time) and oversized images. Also, posting NSFW stuff will make you VERY unpopular
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# After everyone's right-clicked and saved as... =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# unless it's of some really hot woman
with big tits
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# An alternative pud?
(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# As a black man, i find this offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# As an offensive man, I find this black.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# as a man, i find this black offensive
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# As an offence
I've fined this black man.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I find it too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I made rhubarb muffins this week
Though in my house, the word 'muffin' has umlauts, and is pronounced 'mooofin'.

Here endeth the lesson.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# edit: MUFFINS.
THEY'RE NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# This picture is giving me a craving for muffins
and afros.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i had one earlier
and i have a white man fro like leo sayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Girl you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# That's a point.
Where is Zank these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I've seen him around on here
and on last.fm a couple of times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Muffins
The only redeeming feature of a Wetherspoons menu
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Surely you're forgetting the Motherfucking Fatbastard's £3.69 breakfast?*



*It's not really called that, but I always refer to it as such. The bar staff love me =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I still very much like this one
It makes me smile =]
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# MUFFRODISIAC!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# wallafishardbah!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# New redcross logo
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# For a second there, I was dead confused.
That's really very woo, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# RARGH
Sheeeit! I pooed my pants then!

Rather good, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# you're still here!
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
+from cock
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# IT BURRRNNSS
NOOOOOO

He's gonna eat up my comments
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# IM BRIAN BLESSED
OM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# crazy bugger
top stuff as per.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# argh? what? fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# He has eaten the internets!
DAMN IT TO HELL JOHN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Harharhar! :D
I want my 5.46kB back, damnit! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Smashing!

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# awsome
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# So that's what happens
at the bottom of the page..
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Bloody hell :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# woo woo goes the train
its really very good, award yourself a curly wurly
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *dies*
I want one now
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# This fills me with glee!
And a bit of wee.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Very Woo-full
*clicks*
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# woo!
amazing!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I endorse this post
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
#
Your search - hulk dressed as orion slave girl looking at himself in the windows of a skyscraper caption "I'd fuck me" Buffalo Bill - did not match any documents.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Was hoping someone had done it
I lack the time, energy, ability, nose-size, speed-walking performance, etc. to complete the task
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# there should be a b3ta idea-bin
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# A bin to the brim with spurting cocks and wide-open goatse manparts
the smell would be horrible
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I can't see how this is possible
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Not everything has been done?
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Houpla!
I clicked. Even when it wasn´t clickable.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# you borked my mind
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahahah, dammit, that got me :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# woo
woo
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

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