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[challenge entry] ZOMG! I have been cooking cupcakes!

It's obviously an angry elephant's face.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Elephant is a alien?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# well I thought it was Sock....
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# quite clearly the evil one from the racoons
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:17, archived)
# :O
This!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Cyril Sneer?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:20, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
thank you
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Anytime
/misspent youth/teenagehood/adulthood blog
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# UNEXPECTED NOSECOCK!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Doppleganger
HUH?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# makes theramin noises wwwwwwwaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww


Click for bigger (54KB)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# This is too awesome
for my tiny human brain to comprehend.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:09, archived)
# They would make ACE desk lamps
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# this has got lights
but its more fx than illumination, theres a white one in the cabin and a colour changing one underneath,also the antenna goes round
*edit* if anyone wants one they'l be about 300 quid they take about 4 days to make
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:13, archived)
# do you have any photos of your workshop/bench/area
I want to show my son
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# my workbench is where im sitting now
a bit of industrial racking with a computer on it surrounded by tools and crap
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:31, archived)
# tools, spot welder? soldering?
what do you use to cut the steel so cleanly? gas torch?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:35, archived)
# tin snips
an electric drill and a tesco value dremmel bought from aldi for fifteen quid.
i do have a mig welder but i go out in the back yard to use that.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)
# you make me want to make stuff
love it!

I have a collection of VW moondisks just hanging in the garage, they would make great bases for flying saucers. I'm just not so sure on the cleanly cutting out, I think I'd fuck it up.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)
# woo moonies
im after some of those, just get some ultra thin cutting disks and an angle grinder cut them a bit bigger and file off the edge, works for me.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# you know, I think I'll give this a try.
I'll share my abortion with you when I finish it.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ^this
And that is woo amoebaboy
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# ^that
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:20, archived)
# *hums theme to Mars Attacks*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# i may
have to watch this tonight!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Love it!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Top stuff.
Woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Marvelous!
*Theme to Invaders From Mars in head*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)
# bloody hell dude...why aren't you loaded from selling these fab things? :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# if people are wanting
i am selling, this stuff requires a lot of work all i want is a fair return,
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:29, archived)
# In fairness, it's hard to get a price out of you
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:31, archived)
# here you go
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I wish, $300 and I'd be tempted
I know it's worth much more.

Lovely stuff!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I would so buy something if I had the money!

when I do, I will get one of these
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Genius!
If I have £300 in metal spaceship vouchers, this is what I'd buy
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:28, archived)
# is that real?
i want it.
*sulks*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# that is indeed
fucking amazing. i salute you sir

*doffs cap*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# SO slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Have this 2 minute shitness
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Best thing i've seen all day..
how's that chap/chapette... what you were after ;-) heheh..
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:20, archived)
# That's ace
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# are you tough enough?


Click for bigger (121KB)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# haha..
..have you tried this?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:02, archived)
# expensive stuff..
toilet roll! :P
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:04, archived)
# OH DEAR OH DEAR
that's just charmin





*waits for drum roll*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:05, archived)
# *bum roll
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# that pun is so good it should be
paper view
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# .....
0_0
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I remember this
as
'How to wipe your arse with a bus ticket'
But that was back when I was at school and public transport actually existed.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# WIN
hahahaha
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)
# i like how it takes into account that you'd get shit under your nails
very considerate comic strip =P
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)
# moving pretty slow on here, so have an old image i never bothered to post..
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Best thing i've seen all day..
;)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)
# hehe.. nice edit ;-)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I hate it when I have to do some work and I miss everything...
So have this and good night!

(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Have this back and good night indeed:
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Wank you.
Wank Thank
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Heart of a robot.
*me like*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Throbomatic !
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I see goatse
|
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Me too
but I didn't want to say ...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Haunted Nazi mug?
Oh, no, sorry. Thought Jack Straw was a hand.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# As opposed to a tool?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hah, like a spanner.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I've always seen him as more of a socket wrench...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Don't wanna beeeee a socket wreeeeeench
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Yes please..
*receives spanner
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# It's a Nazi sock puppet!

*Crys
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Oh I SEE
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# ok
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# haha :/
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I fear i must admit I heeded the request in the newsletter
Attempt no.1 is here:
b3ta.com/links/197219

Depending on boredom at work I may have another go..

Obligatory image
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# SOCK IS ON THE BBC
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Ris?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# SOCK
SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK

is ON the

BBC
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# :D Sorry, I couldn't resist saving this for posterity!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# haha :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Glees! :D
I love this kind of 'Polite Subversion', so much more fun than obliterating some well meaning site with goatse images or some such.

*edit* Lets celebrate with a panse dance:
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I spotted that
and came straight here to check if it really was from here
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I thought that was shopped...
....until i went to the page! Nice work!

*shudder* - a furry got in!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# as in prodge's wee chappie?
hurrah! i said something a while back about how he should be the olympics mascot. i hope that's what has happened.

/wildly optimistic blog
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# yup :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha! *parties with prodge*
well done sah! :DDDDDD
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Duck, we know.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Awwww this fills me with glee.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# he's gonna love that duck
love it hard

and create mechaducklings

they will destroy us all!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:57, archived)
# obligatory image to stop people sarcastically wishing for a /links board?
cunning! ;)

woo, well done - looks like it was hella boring to make, but nice for us to play with.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Top workage !
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# ooh that's clever :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# For my flatmate's birthday
I decided to make her a cake rather than get her a present. here are the results.

(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I love that word.
THAT word...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# salubrious?
me too
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Aha! That's wonderful. :D
What's it got in it?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# What do you
cunting think?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha, CAKE RAGE!
*marzipans*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# *Custard slices*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# *greases your tin*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# *choc chips*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# *Squirts Icing*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# *Jaffa Cakes*
Oooooh... controversial move from the young challenger.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# 4 layers
of victoria sponge, jam, cream, monthly blood.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Menstral Goo



Sorry
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
# That's what friends are for.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# TOAC!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# welcome to jamacia have a nice day
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Beautiful
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# COMP IT
if you want
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:58, archived)
# That
is the best damn cake ive ever seen! Really. I know lots of people that would appreciate that.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Thinking of a suitable mascot......
the charade so far led me to only one candidate.



www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/bungle_copy.gif
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# *glares* :)
there can be only one!!!

woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha
*wees self*

Obviously they'll choose yours I just thought I'd give them something else to do.
;)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# i bought highlander 5 the source the other day
wow... just wow....


other than that there are no words
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
that good bad was it?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# oh god.... oh god....
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# hahha,
any movie that give that reaction MUST be brilliant :D

www.badmovies.org is my bible
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I would guess bad.
How good can a fifth sequel be?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# they made another one?
the first film is ace....the rest are just piss poor
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# rp from the other week?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# well done old chap
I have just seen the bbc website :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Congrats Prodge!!

Go Sock!!

:D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ta both :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Bungle!
*loves*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *huggles*
How be the bump m'lady?
& of course how are you?

:)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Enormous and bouncey
And as for the sprog....
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahhh bless!
Must be soon then!

:D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Eight weeks :)
*chews fingernails down to the bone*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# oooooh!
*does a lil dance*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# It still...
looks like ZOR to me...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# the whole
Lisa Simpson sucking off jagged man thing has ruined my 2012 olympics forever,
in 4 years time everytime i see it in the street i will chuckle and then get very annoyed.
Grrr
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:23, archived)
# *Spots earlier bandwagon*.
*leaves this and runs*




(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# utter shite
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# The Hearing aid
doesnt quite show up..

They are verty hard to find on google funnily enough.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# flame on johnny storm
or maybe you should be a bit more fluffy
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I think you meant RIS
you appear not to have got this, or you could just be a troll

mutton jeff=deaf
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Really? I never knew that.
I do know a Jeff though. Called Mutton by most. Don't think he's deaf though. He is a cunt, however.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# yes i know
i'm just saying it is utter shite
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# as with most shit on this board, however
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# well how about you toddle off back to /talk then
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# MUTTON
A tough new detective series

Chief Inspector Mutton with his assistant, DCI Lamb

:D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# And that bird from Prime suspect..
DCI Vennison...


*Runs like hell*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# For fun and games call Ryu on 08 etc..
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Why
am I looking at your dog?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Your username coupled with this image is pleasing.
Also: oh my god it's Jackie Chan.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# No it's not you big racist.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# /alllookthesametome blog?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# /probablystillracist blog
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# They're all Jackie Chan?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# if they are,
we don't stand a chance. That would be a power to rival even Chuck Norris

*fears*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# It's only not racist if it's that film
"The One"
But then it's universalist.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# /appearstobetheonlypersonwhowatchesfamilyguy blog.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH!
holy shit, I totally missed that reference

*punches self in face*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# lacist
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# ZOMG IT IS THE QUEEN AND A LARGE HORNY DOG !!!!!!11!!!!!!111111!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!1!!1111!!!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# WHAT
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# More "slitty eyed twats"?
You need new material.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# LOL.. you need to cock off !
What work of art have you done thats an example to us all lately?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# well posted
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Saucer of milk to table Mond
There are plenty of folk who don't make pictures in this community so don't give me that bollocks.
Actually as an untalented git I try not to comment on post content but feel obliged to point out racism whenever I see it.
Tit.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Would.
...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# god you slag
:P
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Asian Quo?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# haha!
so true.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Asian Smith
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# rapists
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Good for him
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Yellow river . . .
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Now you've done it!

(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Oh shit, he's not pleased!
Woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# no reflection in the building?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Vampire turtle
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Vampire laser firing turtle will destroy us all!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# PPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Yes, I love you too
=]
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# to be honest
i couldnt be arsed
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Good enough for me
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Is fake.
No shark / bridge / helicopter.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# But it does have eye lasers
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
#
fair enough!! have a woo for the drawing :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# aren't the rotors in danger of cutting the rope ladder
/health and safety
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I for one..
No.. no, fuck it actually, I don't welcome our new turtle overlords!

*sticks tongue out*

EDIT: Looks like that Cloverfield monster actually..
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# This calls for war
War on the Discworld!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# and discomeats. Kill Him!!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Argh!
Terror-pin!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our new chelonian vampire overlords . . .
for one welcome our new chelonian vampire overlords . . .

(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# And he has allies...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *clicks hard*
almost blew my office cover there...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# hehe.. alien things..
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# SMASHLADY AND DARTHHORSE LOVE YOU
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# haha.. what a weird and twisted mind you have..
i mean. who wears their right boot on their left leg :D hehe..
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# seamhorse?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ah g'wan then
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# WELCOME TO THE SEAMSIDE
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Christ!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Win :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# RWAOOAoAaahahhoo
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# ATTRACTIVE
/would blog
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# All aboard!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fuck yes :D
*whoop-whoop!*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I dunno, but you've got cracking tits.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Also: I enjoy this image :D
And chevrons :] no moar chevrons D:
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Top seamhorsing there :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Chevrons!
Hi cockalorum!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha
That is brilliant :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Oooh!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# and back up
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I for one, hail our new turtle overlords! :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I for one
shall be bowing down to our new Super Flying Laser Turtle Overlords.

ALL HAIL THE LASER TURTLES!


EDIT: oh for fuck sake PISSING MINDPISSAGE
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Oh hell yes
this is awesome :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Am it laser tiem?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# lasers!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Oh Hai

click for biggerin it
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I would just like to say,
seeing as no one else has commented, that this is quite nice. :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Lovely..
You can never have enough BLESSED..

*clicks*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I said I would - and here he is...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Oh FUCK YES
I'm going to demon one of his other pics, this one's evil enough as it is.

Howard's a nasty man. *leer*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# As I said earlier, he cannot be made more evil!
Though I shall enjoy your attempt immensely...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# MY EYES
MY MIND


Aaaaahhhh
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# HAI
=]
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Herroooo
:)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# haha
I loved Rory Bremner when Michael Howard was the Tory leader..

'Hello, I'm Michael Howard. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you..'
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Doesn't he do the leer perfectly!?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# my god, that IS really scary!
amazing work there!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# *runsandhides*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i'm going to tax you to within an inch of your life.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# *Burns voice*
eeeexcellent
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Anyone work for NHS?
.
o_O

This is just plain wrong.



Yes, its unshopped. Throw me in with the heathens if you wish :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# oh god they're even greased
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I really hope that's your stats quote.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# christ yes. yesterdays was beezer as well
though i've forgotten it now
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
I really hope that's your stats quote. pick up line.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I bet his chat up line's a raised eyebrow and 'I say, you wouldn't like
to share a carriage back to my clocktower, would you?'
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
#
l
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Whatup, dawg.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# jus' chillin'
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Boss.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# that makes me sound cool as hell
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Well you're not a div, in my opinion.
I've also decided you're my choice for the next Doctor.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# a div? eh? wassat?
being the doctor would great fun.

*sonic screwdrivers*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Div. Divvy. Idiot. I don't know, really.
Well you should be the next one. Can you act?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# not as well as tennent but yes
don't let the C in a-level drama fool you. it was creative differences. mostly getting a piece of coursework massively marked because i called the teacher a cunt because she tried to ruin my play that i had written with her pretentious bloody expressionist bollocks.

but yeah. kinda.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Good enough for me.
Come on you, we're off to the Beeb.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# wickedy
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I can assure you that's not a good idea...
The screwdrivwering that is...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# the only comment applicable to this is
"bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
#
wooooo!!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# There is no way this is accidental
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Some graphic designer is absolutely weeing himself about now.
Go on - fess up b3ta! Who did it?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Agreed
No doubt it will be realised when it's a bit too late, not unlike the olympic logo which was done by...(remind me someone)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Retards
it was done by retards. or at least chosen by retards.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I think he means the
logo that The Coast of Yemen submitted to the BBC.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# That's the feller
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Oh
i'll go and stand in the corner with a dunces hat on then.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Wolf something and whoojit.
Not Ram and Hart.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I agree
If this isn't B3ta/Goatse inspired, my name isn't colonel dracula.

Which of course it isn't.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Multicultural goatse
fantastic
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# ZOIKS
That brings back dreadful memories and adds three extra hands.

Gulp...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Scared the hell out of one of my friends at college yesterday
by flashing up goatse just as she peered nosily over my shoulder.

Serves her right, methinks.


Also got a few "AAARRGGH"s from others nearby.
I still love goatse.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# that was hilarious
and lemonparty

lol
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# That's the one!
I was talking about that one yesterday!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# hehehehe
When they went round and put these posters here I had to not hasssplode into fits of giggles when I went about my business up and down the wards!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# 'when I went about my business up and down the wards!'
Not sinister at ALL, TQ...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Sinister?
Moi? With MY reputation?!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# circle/hands

(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# See, what it is is
it's supposed to look like that man with his gizzards hanging out his Stretch Armstrong Arse.
LOLZORZ!!!!!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# ROFLCUNTS!
Well, I do declare! Anyone would think the world isn't full of hands and circle.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# unless that's ice,
I'm gonna have to say that it's FAKE.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Both my dad
and my brother's girlfriend work in the NHS. I shall make them aware of this absolute epic.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Just for the boys...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# would. wouldn't. would.
help me!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Needs more Mike
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# This.
In massive flashing letters.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Oh noes!
the General has been shot in the back with 2 rockets
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
you're on good form today
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Cheer God...
I don't know what's up. I can't stop finking stuff up, hardly doing any work. PS Don't tell boss...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Well . . . hellooooooooo . . . Dolly !
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Lawks!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha lovely!~
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Not satisfied with frontpaging B3ta every other day, he's now at it with the BBC.
.


Glees for Prodj & Sock :)

Edit - Yep - Tis True!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# for real?
:D highly deserved. Sock should be knighted.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Well done that man :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# That wasn't proj!
That was Terry Scott!


(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Ooh, I assumed that Prod just made up the name
I assumed that Prod just made up the namebut it could be stolen.
This puts Prod in a sticky situation as sock was borrowed (with permission) from some chap in Merka.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# This!


(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# is prodge not terry scott then?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# After seeing GSTQ's post a few down
it seems he is.
Thank deity.
The Olympic Committee should hand over all advertising/logos/mascots to Prod and The Coast of Yemen :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Haha!
Superb!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# We saw earlier :]
I hope it becomes the official mascot.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You are The Queen AICMFP
I didn't see anything earlier
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I thought, as I opened the BBC news page
"I suppose this is a windup but I have to look*
STONE ME, IT IS REALLY TRUE!!!
YAY!
Another happy day for B3ta.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# haha ace FP!!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# 'Ning!
I'm in Wadebridge!
*practically talking to you in person*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# The most prestigious FP one could ever hope for
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# 'kin A!!!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Sorry tjing. My scanner's not working so
Nuts images are as follows:
Ironman ironing - Star image
Cat selling dog on e-bay
Sex and the city FT and Razzle
Jockie Chan (with furtive tshit.

Nuts thanks to BBB, Ninj and Foldsfive.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# well done guys
well done indeed
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# They put a b3ta reference in?
Did they say anything about b3ta?
Will we get a flood of sweaty-palmed breast enthusiasts with little talent for creating images themselves? :[
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# calm down, nuts are the good guys now
paying and everything
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Well if you know that they used your stuff anyway.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# naughty buggers
i thought that was sorted at last, boo!! to nuts i will never buy it again.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# ...I was referring to the readers ;]
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# They do thank b3ta
The furtive was part of the image. It has gone from asking for images to taking them and only paying out if you know it's been used.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Not managed to bring down Nuts then?
Didn't Zoo fall to your mighty sword of web justice?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I was just the gobshite.
Ther were others behind the scenes that did the lion's share of the work.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Dont hide your light under a bushel RG
you weren't just a gobshite, you were a persistent gobshite.

:D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# And very pooey my gob was too!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# WELL DONE TERRY
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# oh well done prodge
can i leave this here then please?

tinyurl.com/4u385q
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# wow the other entrys are well furry
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahah fucking hell
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# 60 pints over 4 days in Glasgow?
quiet bank holiday weekend then?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# how did he not die?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# pish beer?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Well done Mr Hangover man
For perpetuating a Scottish stereotype.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# it could have been bucky and heroin i guess?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I just saw that and was on my way to report it
So are you Tery Scott Proj, or has someone nabbed it?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# fear not
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Phew :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I'm Terry Scott and this is SOCKETT BANG!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Haha
Congrats matey :P
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha yea I seen it earlier
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# inspired by earlier button moonage..
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# It's alright though look, Tricia Takanawa's on the scene.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# haha
oh yeah!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Here's Ollie with the weather
*looks outside*

IT'S CLOUDY
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# he's probably just looked in the toilet bowl
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Is it cloudy in your toilet bowl?
That's a bit worrying. Have you been drinking a lot of flour?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Here's olly with the punish report
HE GON' GET IT
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# IT'S RAININ SIDEWAYS
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Quick, change moon to Boon and add this paragon of 80s manliness
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# haha boon
i hated it when i were a child
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Rocky was one of my first crushes, how sad is that?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Boooon
Sad of me, but i used to love that programme.. do do doo do do dooooo.. hi ho silver......
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I did as well, from what I remember.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# heheheheh!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
#


Click for bigger (62KB)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Aww this is fab
As was your earlier one which I felt didn't get the attention it deserved.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Fank Yoo
'tis the nature of b3ta
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Very much needed !
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# *scratches*
*scratches* *scratches* *scratches*!

*gives up* :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# suggestion for a new compo- alternative Star Wars story lines


*edit*
yes it's toap. stop whining and do something better
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# TOAP
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
#
Well, duh, that's why Annie went over to the Dark Side.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
cunt

BAD AIDS!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Ahhm Oba Wan KenOBI
ahm a Jehdiiii

/Jupitus
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# HAHAH!
nice... nice...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# \o/
Yay for Moomins!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# my favourite thing ever!
and kung fu the series too
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# haha.. moonin papa?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# i'd have to actually watch star wars to play.
can't be doing with that i'm afraid.

yes i did see the first one way back when which i'm reliably informed was actually the fourth one but was released before the man realised it would be worth a few bob to knock out loads more.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha..
He got what he deserved for acting like a mannequin
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# LOL
That is SUPERB. Clicketh.

Love your username too.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)

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