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Saw this: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8499977

and made this:

before I saw Sunburn's post.

Quick 'n' Dirty.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)

THIS IS GREAT, BUT DAMMIT I NEED BEER!

I've had a shite day, and need booze and molestation.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)

I AGREE!

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)

* Goes for a beer...

* Night all!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)

*molests*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)

*enojys*

*molests back*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)

why is everybody apologising?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)

Sorry!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)

sorry i missed you the other day

I really am. Sorry.

I'm alright, almost handed in the thesis, which will hopefully cue me beating my brains with liquor and drugs.

How you doing?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)

Thesis!

is that PHD stuff?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:52, archived)

Because they're SORRY, Prodge.

*belms*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)

*tugs hair*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)

flirt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)

your opinion doesnt count in this case.

you're always fucking sorry.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)

No no no no no bollocks

because I'm getting better at not being sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)

sorry!

EDIT: No really, I am...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)

Because you're such a complete bastard and damaged their self-esteem so much that they're constantly cowed and seeking your approval.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)

hahahahaha bless :P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)

Bollocks to his approval

I want his fear. It's the fear-musk I'm after. *sharpens axe*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)

*gets the raging horn*

Let's go huntin!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)

WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, SCOTLAND

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)

To take you Freeeeeeeeddddooooomm.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)

Take them to freedom if you want

I'm taking them elsewhere. To the musk extracting plant, for starters.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)

BRING IT ON YA BUNCH O' DUNDER HEEDS!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)

*prepares to do The Bad Thing*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)

I just cleaned up though

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)

I don't care.

I'm coming and you'd better be ready because I'm making a list and checking it twice. Gonna find out who's musky and nice.

Captain Wow is comiiiiing to tooooown.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)

my mate just came back from Inverurie

I don't think they'd ever seen a Pakistani before

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)

Did they poke him with a stick?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)

he hasn't confided in me

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)

they probably feared his ancient mystical fire lighting skills

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)

ITS WITCHCRAFT!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:02, archived)

aye, that'll be right you fucking jessie cunts.

you got fed up getting fucked by us so much that you took advantage of our foreign king and mental female queen to sort out an illegal shitty union.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)

Never mind all of that.

And anyway, you're not included in the plan due to you not being anywhere near where I'm aiming for. You'll have to musk up Europe on your own.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)

Because we shouldn't take the piss out of

one of the world's greatest people.
Even if it is funny.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)

Sorry

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)

I'm not

I'm not sorry

in fact, I'm PROUD of it

and I didn't even want to go to Dundee

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)

It's the British way!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:05, archived)

Arf!

*doffs cap*

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)

pffft

but you could have hand Schindler's Cyst, Schindler's Mist, Schindler's Gist, Schindler Fist, Schindler's Wrist, Schindler's Twist, Schindler's Limp...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)

Tryst?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)

yes, i forgot that one

also, Schindler's De-Mist.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)

Whist.

Thist(le).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)

Schindler's Missed

Schindler's Hissed
Schindler's Kissed
Schindler's RISsed

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)

Or surely the ultimate Schindler's....no actually I'm keeping that one.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)

I'm sure it'll be fucking hilarious

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)

Joke property of Humph and Co.

Woo nonetheless.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)

It took too long...

...and it's not even that good. Sorry.

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

BANG! and all the UK's budget is gone!

nice pic

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)

Nice first post, Mr. Lurker.

I click'd.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)

haha

no, good effort!

don't apologise

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave :)

b3ta.com/board/8500168

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)

Probably not

I spend enough time here anyway ;)

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)

It's good!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)

Don't Apologise!

It's good stuff, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)

Hooray! Good n00b!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)

IM SOOOO SORRY

(I only Have msPaint at work)
SORRY AGAIN

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NeeNoo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)

aaaaaaahahahahahahah

best noob this week, maybe month.

top notch

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

^all of this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

It's just so full of glee.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)

:-(

*sniff*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)

You're splendid too

we love you all vereh much

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)

Heehehe, lovely stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

Hahahahah :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

MY POOR THREE EYED GREEN DICK HAS A HEADACHE NOW :((((((((((

Wootyyaywoot.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

Looking back at your posts I've decided your a good nooby.

New favourite noob: y/n

yy
y
yy
y
y

y

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)

Heh

are you going to be a permanent fixture?

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)

nicely done

*clicks*

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)

Oooooh.... Three eyed thingummy...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)

don't be sorry :)

woo!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

She is so rude !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

hah, unshopped as I've just gone and tried this.

What a fucking bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)

Hahaha... the ultimate insult

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)

Can I just point out

It's not "Lisa" answering questions, It's a bloke standing behind her!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)

put choo choo in

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)

also wazz

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)

Hahaha.

That's an odd reply.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)

It could mean

"Wazzup?"

Since I've just tried it and got the same thing.

(Dante licked your nipple on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:21, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)

YES

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)

YES!!!!!

I loved that toaster!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)

As a Welshman ,

I heartily agree with this statement.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)

WIN!

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:45, archived)

haha classic

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)

I toast,

therefore i am

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)

stupid woman!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)

i did this

nearly exactly:

can i park my train in your fudge tunnel?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:55, archived)

Hah! I did a lol.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)

Top skills there, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)

Unexpected . . .

defence !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)

this is great

fuking snake bastards coming over here and stealing our jobs

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)

Nice

I like that a lot

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)

aaaaahahhahahaha!!!1!11

lolzorses!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)

this is made of win

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)

Best of all the animals...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

I feel an unexpected horse coming!

Possibly...

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

PARADOX

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)

Dunno about you, but I do nothing BUT expect horses nowadays.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

I miss Lemon's Pisswizards....

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

OHTHEPISSWIZARDS AND BEERMOTH-ERY.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

I sure as hell didn't see that Gandalf coming

Edit: It was rather,...unexpected...

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

See?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

I know!

Who knew?

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

Well, I did.

But nobody else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

That must make the deli counter at Waitrose a bit tricky.

;)

great pic, btw

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

:D I'm boycotting Waitrose, they're smug.

Cheers love, it's ages old.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

I'd starve if I boycotted them!

/very little choice of comestible purveyors round here blog.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

I'm a mucky little sell out, and use Tesco...

In my defence, it's less than 200 yds from my house.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)

No defence needed,

I'd do the same if one were that close to the flat.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)

i love the trose

the cheese wench well wants me, but she can't touch, no no no. Just serve the tasties!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)

Phwoar!!!

I bet that tastes salty!
:D

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)

unexpected horse?

NSFW

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)

Would.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)

Jeepers!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)

Top Shoppery!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)

not a shop of mine unfortunately

but I thought I would share it with the degenrates of b3ta ;)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)

PHWOAR

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)

isnt that illegal?

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wjh31, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

Normal for Norfolk

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

I find this more amusing than i should

I think its the mongy eyes more than the floppy cock.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

I hadn't spotted the floppy cock

now I can't take my eyes off it! It's very soothing, like a lava lamp.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

^ That - HARD

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)

It's very soothing, like a lava lamp.
And about the same size.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

christ

I completely failed to notice the cock.

As the bloke from LCD Soundsystem muttered, "I'm losing my edge"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)

hahahaha!

that took me too long

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

They are so amusing . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

Horse!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)

nice movement!

Woo Yay!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)

have you ever seen a stallion with a ribbon wrapped around it's cock?

/ac

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)

bindun ?

(Knutsack, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)

Nice wagonage!! *click*

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)

Slice off his face and put it in a pitta

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

Kirsty Allsop?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

How very dare you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

I might have known...

Actually, I find her strangely fascinating / arousing... for preferable to Beenie...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)

Beenie's got elbowface.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)

People are distracted by the monumental norks...

But she's so horribly smug and patronising that I can't help but hate her.

Kirsty on the other hand, well she released a tool kit. I can legitamtely own a Kirsty Allsop hammer. The kinky bitch.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)

Did she?!

Oh my God I love her even more now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)

I swear it's meant to double as a kinky home torture kit...

It doesn't have nipple clamps, but it might as well do...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)

that creamy soft skin, those womanly curves, that cute voice

i'd be all over that like icing on a cake.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)

Are we talking Allsopp or Beeny?

Silly question, you must mean Allsopp...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)

word

beeny doesn't do it for me, i mean yeah, 2 obvious good points but meh.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)

mictohas

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)

Hooray

Ticket to Hull?

*clicks*

(Milo Minderbinder, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

End of day doodle.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)

Dexy's midnight yiffery

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)

Come on tarpauline

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

~~tarpauline~~ your face

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)

Someone's feeling rambunctious

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)

overexcited

had an interview, still got the adrenalines. Went ok i think, did the usual banter until asked to hush and leave.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

Nice one! Beer is on you.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

not got it yet,

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

>:(

IT. IS. YOUR. ROUND.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)

oh right, sorry

Has anyone else got a mate so skilled in the art of round dodging that he may have never actually bought you a beer since you've known him?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)

Nicely done!

I hope it goes well for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

ta ta

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

and let the lady wrestling begin.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

You've not lived until you've seen Afgan and Russian soldiers having a knife fight

to Let's make this Precious by Dexy's Midnight Runners.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

They had another song?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

i like to think

that rather than seeing this in an internet video, you arranged the whole elaborate scene in your east european castle for your debauched entertainment.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

On the upside I did have it 'arranged'...just I had to do it myself instead of having minions.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcS7VIX-mzQ

It would possibly be funnier if the talking bit in the middle wasn't SO FUCKING HARD to lipsync.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)

you are some kind of genius

TAKE ME NOW

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)

I swear I must be insane because I always find my vids hilarious but no-one else seems to watch them.

There was that Kill Bill video a few months ago which had mario sounds dubbed over it and got millions of views, yet I made this ages before and NOTHING!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVElT4kZnI

IT'S SKYKID YOU BASTARDS!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)

you nutjob, i'm going to watch all these at home

now it's gym time

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)

How nice.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)

very nice indeed.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)

That's corny enough.
See what I did there?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)

she looks charming

and thick. just how i like 'em

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)

you'd be in trouble if the current Mrs MDB could read.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

Man, one day I want to be as good at something (anything)

as you are at drawing...

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TY&GN, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)

Your pretty good at (putting things in brackets) !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)

i am as good at the original MicroMachines game as JJ is at drawing

/proud

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)

I am as good at making an 'oooo' sound whenever I see his pics

as he is at drawing them...

oooooooo

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

I'm better at it!

oOO^{O^{O^{O^OO}O}O_{O_{O_{O_{O_{O_{O_O}O}O}O}O}O}OOO}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

Right... that's it.

_{_{_oooooo}ooo}oooooooooooo_ooooooOOO^OOOoooYes, that's right. A crocodile of Oooooo

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

freckles ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)

lost an eye and a mouth?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

stupid biblical instructions!

eye for an eye my arse.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

eye for an eye

an arse for an arse

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

*is unable to sit down*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

My horse....

my horse

my kingdom for an ARSE!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)

^¨_¨^

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

/''\(,;,;,)/''\

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)

^ Ooo nice

~~~~~~\o/~~~~~

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)

fantastic!

woo!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)

Fwaps a little...

EDIT: Should be smoking that fag in a enclosed public area?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)

It's a sodding kebab!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)

^ Oh... I see that now ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)

*glees at kebab balancing woman!*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)

Noice

i like the big rarnd eyes

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

freckles, phwoar

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)

Aww! She's cute. ^_^

Ace as always. :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)

oooh, freckels

I like freckels.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

Remeber, it's SQUITS (SQUIrrels with tiTS) Day tommorow.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)

I'll just drop this here

(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)

I think you misspelt Northern Rock ;)

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

*cries about his opportunistically purchased shares

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)

I actually thought about that when they were having all the money trouble.

Think that logically they can either liquidate or the share prices would go back up again albeit slowly.

Lucky I fucking didn't though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)

100 fucking quid, might as well have shoved it up my arse instead!

Oh well, the hearing is still going on, i get email updates. Might still make some dosh on them, but it'll take FOREVER

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)

hahaha

this is woo!

welcome! pull up a kitten etc

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

Oblivious france?

:D WOOT.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)

Fucking garlic snorting bastards!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)

YOU'RE ON IGNORE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)

YOU'RE ON DRUGS.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)

YOU'RE ON FIRE.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)

(fucking)

sigh, it's five o clock.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)

Не жуйте сопли.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)

Someone tell me whether to be offended or not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)

Nope :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

Brilliant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)

I'LL GIVE YOU SAINT.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

ok, thanks.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)

Like him?

www.b3ta.com/board/8499260

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)

IGNORE'D.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)

EURGH!

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)

Oh holy mother of fuck...

Thats gonna cost me another $100 of therapy.. thanks..

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)

Pfff

Well, I didn't mind it that much...

That could be anything on his beard.

Chances are it's not... but still...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)

I once heard said

That sometimes its better to believe a lie than accept the alternative, in this case thats very very true!

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)

It's icing sugar

he's been licking the bowl that's all :)

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)

ha ha ha

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)

I think I can guess what this is.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)

Hey, I've got a mortgage application on the go with them!

*excited*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

*reposes house*

that looks much better with the tiles in the garden

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)

Can they consolidate all of my loan shark beatings

into one monthly kicking?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)

Another noob who's read the faq

Have two woos!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)

Very good...

such quality n00b action...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)

Can I repost this from the wee hours? Ta.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)

LOOK AT ME I'M WILL FUCKING SMITH!

LOOK AT ME I'M WILL FUCKING SMITH RIDING A BIKE!
LOOK AT ME I'M WILL FUCKING SMITH JUMPING AN OBJECT!
LOOK AT ME I'M WILL FUCKING SMITH DOING SOME SHOOTING!

/every will smith film summed up.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)

He's a bellend.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)

Aww shit!

Now i know how they all end!! *stomps off*

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)

i must admit

to me he's still the annoying bloke off of fresh prince, that's the only character i ever see when i see him.
i also recall he made a shit record at some point too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)

After being abandoned by its mother...

...the baby AT-ST was settling in rather well

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)

Awww

Thats lully that is!! *clicks till mouse breaks*

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)

Ooooh animation :)

*clicks*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)

*hangs six*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

Yeah, that's one of my epic posts that you missed out on :P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)

I know I've been checking back through...

At what point did you stop being an ignore-worthy n00b and start churning out rofls by the bucketload?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)

I'd like to think it was about a year ago

but it was probably last week sometime...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)

Right. Beer tiem.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)

Who is this? I can't see this whole conversation. I've got you all on ignore.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)

oh i likes that.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)

Excellent!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)

Hehehe

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)

Aww

Poor little fella

*clicks*

(Milo Minderbinder, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)

awwwwww......

AAAAAAWWWWWWW....*clikc*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)

Heheheh

He saved many with his unrivaled karaoke evenings!!

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)

I could have sung more songs....

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)

He'll only sing when he's had few though...

It's great when Schindler's pissed!

/gets coat

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)

/me ready's the spang pan!

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

Hahha

I've resisted the urge to take a photo similar to yours quite a few times :)

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)

i've worked in a place with lifts by Porn and Dunwoody

best lift company name evar!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)

* Which is nice

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)

is this his 'people rescued' panel?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)

And according to the sign

Theres an 8 person limit and they cant all weigh more than 630kg..

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)

Mighty Nibus made me do it

Due to the increasing fuel prices I have been forced to go in to advertising to supplement my wages
Click here for the first fruits of my labour, an exclusive commision for Nurofegg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)

hahahaha braw

takes ten..urgh

now make something for heart burn! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)

heart burn is cured by having firemen squirt their white load down your throat

Or so the advert on telly would have me believe

Quick! report it to the Daily Mail!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)

haha O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)

oddly i was thinking exactly the same thing

it's crying out to be meddled with

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)

haha!

Oh my goodness. I haven't seen or heard about this advert, but it is WRONG!

/Daily Mails

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)

Ah Josephine!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)

I have never seen or heard of this advert,

but I think it should be banned!

EDIT: Bugger! -D- beat me to it!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

*flexes*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)

That YT ad is fucking superb, sir

*uber clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)

Fantastic!

Needs more elevator-type music ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)

couldn't find any I liked so had to settle with some edited down Mr Scruff

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)

your SCIENCE is bang on, though...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)

It does explain one thing..

Why a good fried egg toasty sandwich will take my hangover pains away!

YAY!

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)

That is really most Woofull!

and worth of a lol

Well Done

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)

^ this

I'm glad somebody finally explained all this to me!!

haha

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)

haha

did you have to use a creepy robotic voice, though? goddamn

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Shada, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)

I fell in love with her dulcet tones :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)

Anyone who thinks that those synthesised voices can't be used well needs to listen to this:

www.ejeson.se/mahoney/mp3-files/c64-remixes/Mahoney%20-%20BoulderDash%20%28Commodore%2069%20mix%29.mp3

It even uses that particularly annoying squeaky synth voice you always hear, to great effect.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)

*bookmarks for later perusal*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

what in fuck's name??

*clicks uber-hard*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)

unexpected egg!

oh and most woosome. didnt mean to be rude was rewatching that ad over and over

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)

Umm

I would say the unexpected dog food surrounding said egg and then iced with chocolate icing is uunexpecting enough for anyone.. *runs to find bucket*

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)

I bet that tastes salty...

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)

so this is what you hinted at

splendid stuff

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)

Hahaha :)

Was that what you needed advert music for?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)

Marvelous

Have a sausage size click

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)

Haha!

What?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)

hahahahahaha

1000 internets for you!

best video ive seen in ages!

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)

magnificent stuffs!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)

hahahaha

BRAW!

does it work on whiplash?

it's a shame for you, do they do a veggie version? i expect it wouldn't be as effective in killing pain withing out the meaty bit.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

There are Quorn Scotch Eggs, they are lovely

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)

i expect it's still not quite right

in the pain relief department.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)

hahahah this for the motherfucking win!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)

Hahaah

That is something else!

WoO Yay!!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Ace!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)

Hahahahahah yes!

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)

Playing around with some animation. :)

Be gentle, I've not done a lot of animation before...

Click for full version (too big for board [over 800k])

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

While we're waiting

wtf is 'generate new RSS secret' in profile updating?

EDIT haha cool. Tres Road Runner :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)

It's a secret

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)

Oh 'ello.

I owe you an apology...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)

Yeah, I saw :)

To be fair, I was an appalling n00b - I'm sure you weren't the only one to have me on ignore...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)

ooooh what did you do?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

It took me a while to learn the definition of NSFW

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)

Nipple sausage fuck wank!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)

Ah that would explain it.

Not a prolific ignorer of people - generally it's only NSFW or lolracism that gets that, or if someone is being a total arse about the place.

Ah well. No harm done.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)

You now have 3000+ extra posts to read :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)

*trawls through*

bloody hell - prolific! There's some good stuff in there. I shall look forward to having you back on b3ta...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

who knows

i don't fully understand what most of it is or for that matter the friends activity thing either.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)

^ This... WFT?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)

I clicked it to see if it would explain more, and it just told me I'd generated one.

Ronseal I guess, but still clueless...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)

^ dito (what he did)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)

Aha!

It fills up your profile with teh sans - that's what it does!

roflmao etc.

No - seriously - anybody have any clue here?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)

it's so you can access the RSS feed to the stuff you clicked 'I like this' on,

if you have 'share what you like', set to 'no'.

I use it!

/crap at explaining stuff blog

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)

is it an animated atom?

*edit* woo!!!
needs more flickering flame
/pedant blog

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)

Ah, you're right...

But I'm not going to change it now... :p

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

Thats outstanding!

fantastic!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)

Hah! I like that a lot.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

hahaha!!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

Nicely done.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)

awesome, just awesome

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

eet ees niice

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

Wonderful

Keep up the good work!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)

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Shada, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

splendid stuff

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

Oo! I owe you a big thank you actually.

You're the one who sent me a link to Ulead GIF Animator. :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)

never mind the thanks, send money

or scantily clad dusky maidens bearing gifts.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)

I don't have any to hand at the moment...

But I can come 'round in my Y-fronts and dance if you want?

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)

that'll do for starters

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)

Quality

nice work - I could never do scrolling backgrounds myself!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

huzzah!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)

Hahaha

top work

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)

Excellent stuff.

hummus abounds!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)

I suppose I should go and draw some boobs, now....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

She's got a BOOM STICK...

Great as always.
You should go draw some. Anything with tits today.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

The 'R' was intentional :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

@_@

Oh, my mistake.

She's got a BROOM STICK.

Doesn't sound as awesome.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)

just sweep the floor you.

;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

Depends on on what kind of broom stick you need

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)

arf!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

can i have a side order of nurse with those boobs?

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

Take it this isn't the game that got you riled over QTEs then...

Not played. May investigate...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

No QTEs here.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)

What was the game that drove you to devote an entire SA strip to that end?

...or was it just a gradual buildup?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

There have been a number.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

Another that I have heard of but never played.

Good job, JJ.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)

thankfully I read many a review of that b4 buying it

falls under the catergory of "The trailer looks 10 times better".

I like these reviews you do, tis v good :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)

what the fuck is bullet witch? :)

silly xpox owners

ooh it looks ok...like you said for a bargain bin game
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6zRLP9zksU

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

360 > PS3

It has Dead Rising, for a start…..

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)

*sobs*

I know...you bastards!! :D

god I so want to play that game

*tantrums*

I WANT DEAD RISING FOR THE PS3!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)

it will have Left 4 Dead too

when they ever get round to finishing it..

PS3 is a very nice dvd player though.

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Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)

can't wait for Res5 and uber awesome looking Dead Space

www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/06/24/dead-space-gameplay-video/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)

I notice that,

despite it being the middle of the day, a torch is required in order to see anything.
Well done, HDR. Well done.

I like the wallgravity thing though.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)

Hohoho, Left 4 Dead.

*rubs thighs*

On PC though. It's silly to play shooters with a pad. (Although if the console versions support mouse/keyboard control then many applauses)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

It's ace.

It's odd that Capcom decided to release the piss-poor Lost Planet on other formats, but not DR...

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)

Lost planet sucks plums..the demo was absolute mince

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

I need to have a go at this again

I bought it a week before GTA IV and have consequently abandoned it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)

It's allllll good.

...apart from the AI of the survivors.

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE AI OF THE SURVIVORS.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)

I played that game a few years ago when xbawkses were playable in stores.

It was a piece of shit.

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Shada, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)

the xpox or the game? :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

LOL YOUR CONSOLE SUCKS

I don't care for any consoles, really. If I got a PSTRIPLE I'd only get two games, if I got an XBAWKS I'd only get one game. So I guess PS3 wins in that respect :D

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Shada, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)

Arg!

You brought bullet witch?? Ive heard its meant to be awful.

Go play rumble roses XX. Its a bit crap, but a good laugh, and the dirtiest polygonal game EVAR!
Only a 12 certificate too, which takes the piss considering mass effect got an 18 for that one 'sex' scene!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

Awesome

I'd love to see a TF2 one :)

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)

Thanx for the idea: www.odd-fish.net/viewing.php?comic_id=74

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)

don't let noddynobody see that!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

Heh

I had to check the file name to see if it was edited or not.
Good

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

I love sea horses

best of all the marine animals

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

GAH!

RUN FOR THE HILLS!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

I need to credit him for the inspiration.

But since I can't draw, I photoshopped one.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

It is highly woo!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

Unexpected (sea) horse

Prefer sea whores.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

*writes in "to do list*

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

Like it :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

Hurrah!

I have a seahorse character and he's currently pregnant.
This give me an idea for a storyline....
(With credit to you of course!)
*bookmarks*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

* Unexpected Sea Zebra

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

Just to jump on the Weston bandwagon...

(I can't remember whether I actually ever posted this or not after making it ages ago, but I figure it's been long enough now that even if I did nobody will remember. Sorry)

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Malchick, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

that weston!

what a character!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)

*scrolls down*

*scrolls back up*

Simon Weston bandwagon? All I can see is an absolutely colossal post at the top of the board.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)

Well, there's one on the front page from half an hour ago.

Shhh.

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Malchick, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

Hell's teeth why was I ignoring him?

Must have caught me on a bad day ages ago.

*unignores and apologises to all concerned*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

hahahaha

splendid payoff.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

Surely he should be Burnt Face Man?

"Take that crime, you shit!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

hahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

hahahaha jesus

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

excellent

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

teehee

also...

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

hahaha

Grand!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

now if only our councillors really were that exciting.....

*stuck in WSM*

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

All I got before the render crashed. Apologies.

I reckon the ears caused it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)

those ears can be a bastard.

thats why i had mine removed.
EDIT:
woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)

Ivesb Van Gogh, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)

PARDON?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)

*yells*

I SAID....

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

Write it down

He's obviously got good eyesight cos he's not wearing spectacles

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

hehehe

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

Julius Caesar?

Where did you get the model for that?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)

Indeed!

Can recall where - do you want it? Gaz me if so.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

You didn't make it?

pft

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

Yeah, the whole thing....

took me weeks. ;)

The render took long enough (even before the fecker crashed on me).

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

so...

Import
Add mat
Add light
Render
Wait
Profit

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

You can always use the ignore or hide button if it's a problem for you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

I'm not saying it's a bad thing

So long as no one is passing something off as something it isn't.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

Err, I'm really not with you.

The render is mine. The mesh of Caesar it was made from is not.

I'm not passing anything off as anything other than that which it is.

I am genuinely sorry if you feel that is mis-representation.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

its bloody marvellous

I dont care where its from

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

Thank you, sir

most kind.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)

and if im right the image

is from bust at the vatican

which reminds me i must do that sistene chapel with toilets mash up

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)

I didn't know that it was from the vatican.

I found the mesh a while ago, and just hadn't decided what to do with it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)

bitch

whine
moan
same money as when you started.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

As always, my dear

Put far better than I ever could.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

You're nicer than I am.

We both come in handy :)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

consider yourself

GAZZED.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

i can't remember the last time i was gazzed...

*sighs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

The nose gives it away a bit :)

(ultra-woo for OP as well btw...)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)

it could be me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

You have longer hair...

This is how you can tell between O'Bedlam and Julius Caesar...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

it could be me.

i have short hair and big nose.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

No ginger beard...

And he's not smiling enough...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

the nurses on the wards would probably say i don't smile enough...

but then they're so damned dopey..
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

he was also less successful at empire building

*leans back in to shadowy leather chair and steeples his fingers*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

If you have an empire

I demand to help. Er, please.

And I'd like a hat and a cane and some sort of minions or lesser officers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

Yes, and then I shall end you both.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

my empire could kick your empires arse

we have women

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

I don't have an empire, I am an anonymous enemy who would crush you from the inside.

Because I am brilliant and you are shit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)

you think you're V?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

He was rubbish compared to me.

I have an bullet proof bowler hat and a rapier with a shotgun in it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

fuck

that is pretty cool.

but we have steampowered nazi sex robots

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

60 foot ones, don't forget.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)

the shin plates are made of panzers we've melted down

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)

And they've got perfect

fingerwave blonde hairdos made out of Swiss gold.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

phwoar....

right i need to go get a job. in a bit cap'n

don't forget, red wine and the rubiyat tonight

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)

I won't,

Good luck, have a good time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)

I have the zombie of David Niven, we sit around and drink tea.

Thus I win.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

thats not terrible efficent as far as clandestine revolutions go

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)

I take it you've never seen the video of David Niven fighting the giant mecha nazis?

They made him spill his tea. Never spill David Niven's FUCKING TEA!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)

you have a ship full of minions!

greedy.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

That's my OTHER job.

Captain Wow as opposed to Colonel Wow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

sure. you can have scandanavia if you want?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

Oooh lovely and cold.

Thank you, that'll do splendidly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

don't say i don't treat you right

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

I am a very well kept Colonel/Captain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

Bloody wonderful...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

Cheers Cap!

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

WISH ME LUCK CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)

GOOD LUCK BEDLAM MY BEDLAM

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

you'll get locked up if you wander around shouting "bedlam my bedlam"

especially if you clasp your head, and run through city centres like that.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

The alternative means I'll become the owner of Magnum PI though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

if you ever needed a crime solved you'd be golden though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

Pfft, Suchet's still alive.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

you own him?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

Shhh, don't tell him, it's a surprise.

The chip gets activated on his 65th birthday.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)

cool....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)

Imagine Poirot.

Now make him Borg.

Cool doesn't cover it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)

can anyone else

see him looking at an upside down cock?

Also woo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)

Oh damn it...

I can see that now too....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

i can now!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

Unfortunately, yes.

The image is fantastic and I love it.

(Nissun, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

now do a

COCK!

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SiX and his hat, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)

Well, I will, if you provide me with a 3D mesh

.... of Yours!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)

*grabs chicken wire*

*bends it around cock*

ouch...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

Have a 'bastarding Zbrush crashed and lost all my work' repost

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

Whoa!

Like that. Like it a lot.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)

These were the other pieces.

I never bothered doing the king or the knight because I lost the rook and these ones looked really boring in comparison to the rook aswell, so I didn't do anything with them.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

Lovely refraction on the dark pieces there, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

Refraction?....err...

There's some reflections and specular, that's mainly handled by Zbrush's materials engine I think. The rendering engine itself is rubbish, I need to reinstall 3dsmax really to render anything well.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

Sorry, very tired

that's what I meant.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

the Tower of Pain

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

my sister just got back from south america and she brought me a lovely incas vs conquistadors chess set

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

"a pint of punk-forehead please, barkeep!"

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

Hahaha.

A pint has not been pulled properly unless the head lacerates your gums.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)

i'd drink that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

you're a talented little bugger you are

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

*blushes*

Most kind, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

wonderful modeling

not too sure about the caustics(shadows?) tho. they should blur as they get further from the object.

also try and disguise the highlight somehow, it looks CG as it is.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

Sadly, it wasn't fully finished

when the renderer quit/crashed out, as all the post processing hadn't completed. :(

What's GC?

Edit: Ahhh - with you. :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

Computer Generated

as opposed to realistic

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

You out-ninja'd me

But the point is well taken - you're quite right.

I'm just intrigued messing around with refraction of light sources through glasses and the like.

/deeply tedious blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

always a fucker to render am glass

especially thick glass

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)

I love a good Victorian ghost story...

Edit: I'll my first attempt at animating this with it's original then...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

Rizla?

Ris crispies?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

Just added razor wielding, steampunk goggle wearing self-pic on the top...

I fancied being a Victorian ghostie...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

*shits self*

i'm scared...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)

That gave me teh fear...

I was focusing on it to try and make out what the ghostie was, and then I thought it would be one of those ones that draws in the attention and then flashes up a huge goatse or something on the screen.

I still live in fear of that happening...

EDIT

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)

Ha ha ha, no, I'm not THAT evil...

Just spent hours 'shopping myself into Victorian garb, tried to animate, gave up and left as is...

subtle, but kind of sinister...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

I wanted to do this...

I cannot animate though...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)

creepy....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

Almost as frightening

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

Floods? This year we're ready...

(

Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

Arf!

"These aren't the drains you're looking for."

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

Aren't you a little subterranean to be a StormTrooper?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

I find your lack of drain rods disturbing

etc

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)

Do you work for Dynorod?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

Dynorod Vader.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)

Je-Dynorod

shirley?

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)

No....

*looks around shiftily*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

where's my pics?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)

Later potater

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

Spang

de-la-spang

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

TK421, why aren't you in the gutter?

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)

As in

"I lost my heart to a..."?

(beemoh, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

let that be a lesson to you

Now they want to ban electric shock devices for dogs - the bloody animals won't know who's boss any more.

It's electrical correctness gone mad I tell you.

(protocoldroid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

awww :(

woo!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Awwww... poor poochie :(

Now animate it - HARD!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Bzzzzzt bzzzt bzzzt....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

YES!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

that's bit good

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)

ZAP

oooh yes he won't be soiling the carpet again after that

(protocoldroid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

I want one

sexual fun aplenty

(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

what the dog?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

Noooooooooo

I gave that up after the great Spaniel Incident of 1995

(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

*waits for animation

so we can't give a naughty dog a shock but we can cage birds up for their entire lives standing in shit. Brilliant, thanks for that common sense.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

I don't give a toss

As long as it tastes nice.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

neither do i really

i don't object to the cruelty so much as the hypocrisy really.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

bless

and speaking of cute bionic dogs
fishki.net/comment.php?id=37129
may have a rude ad or 2 at the bottom of the page

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwww

*sniff*

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

they banned caning in schools

and look at the feral youngsters we have now days.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

maybe that's a new marketing opportunity for the pet torture people to explore

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

Caning?!

*splutters*
When I was a lad, if we spoke out of turn we were dragged 3 miles over broken glass and then beaten soundly with a big stick! IF WE WERE LUCKY!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

Of course you 'ad it easy...

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)

One way ticket to hull purchased...

Thanks to -D- for the idea

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

\o/

edit: congrats on the the FP!

/claims 50% of all future earnings

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

*pretends not to send to Nuts*

*sends to Nuts*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

Needs Freddy on his friends list

and I don't mean Mercury

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eXOBeX, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

That's

facemeltingly funny

(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

hahahahaha

make that two tickets please

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

And you for the execution, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

Chuffing heck

Embarrasing office lols and involountery snorting noises.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Ooh, that's naughty...but funny!

Has he been on Friends Re-Ignited?

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Your Yodafone is my favourite image of the month ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Ooh, *blushes*

Many thanks Barb *grins like a loon* you're too kind...

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

I'll be expecting to see it in print soon ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

Oh yesh...

...I'l slip this little sod of to Mr Cashmore next week. Congrats on the FP sir!

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

heh

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

Yes of course he's on Friends Re-ignited

He was on it earlier looking up some old flames.

(DJRikki, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

Shockin.... Have this as a reply...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

I read it as...

"Play scabulous with Simon"

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

Enjoy your FP as you burn in hell.

Oh wait, that's Simon.

*ahem*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

Oh. My. God.

That's appallingly funny.

Especially his friend.

*clicks*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

Hehe.

I met Simon once. Real nice chap.

(Fluffster, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)

A lol I've not had in ages.

(waxdart hello., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)

It's good......but reminded me of this >

seefacks.wordpress.com/

(halfway down)

(Tivert, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)

brilliantly

funny

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)

More sillyness.

Click for readable.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)

how very odd

...should have expected as much really...

Good skills, Nobster.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

hahaha!!

excellent!
i love your style. and you....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

Those tiny zebras are amazing O_O

!!!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

most unsettling

splendid as ever

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)

jolly good show!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

HAHAHAHA, this is brilliant.

The look of bemused terror on his face is excellent.

Also you have far too many puns and wordplay, I must know the secret homonym deposit you mine them from. I must know!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)

Hahaha

You said 'hom'

/peurile

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

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