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Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who has the most blood curdling warcry of all?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

Who is the fairest of them all?

No hummus here, move along

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

That would be a rather disturbing "mirror" to own

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

eye eye.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

nice!

eye is watching you

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

i can't look away

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

Lush

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

Eye eye sir

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

eye eye indeed :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

I keep expecting that to wink suddenly...

Also, happy candle day!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

if i had the animation skills, it would be

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

That's wonderfully odd

happy b3taday Missy :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

Awwwwwwww *sticks arms out* gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

My favourite band name has to be

"Me First And The Gimme Gimmes"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

a cayke?

for me?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

All for you, he's guarding it from a frenzied pack of hyaenas barking and growling below just out of shot

that is actually Pistachio, one of the Cheetahs we are monitoring in Tanzania taken in 2005.

He's all grown up now and a ferocious killer

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

Nice. Reminds me of when I once read an awful treatise of horror fillums called "The Monstrous Feminine" by Barbara Creed.

It's a feminist work, that has worked out that all horror fillums are based on men being afraid of fannies in case they have teeth, and so that's why we feel the need to chainsaw teenagers.

On the cover it had a pair of (mouth) lips, turned 90 degrees.

Every woman that saw the book went "Eew ... that's horrid ..."

No bloke even noticed.

Fascinating, in a beard-stroky way.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

sounds strange and interesting

my kind of book.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

Quite a lot of feminists are completely batshit.

Do more harm than good. Well, in my humble opinion.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

a lot of 'em yes

but others are both crazy and lovely at the same time.
They often provide tea and interesting tales too.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

This one was batshit.

It was essentially just a pretentious version of "All men are bastards".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

My mother's a feminist, so I do know

however a lot of the old guard seem to be less about equality and more about domination these days- total and utter man-hatred which really makes me sad. All of the hard work that millions of women put in undone because certain very famous feminists don't know when to put the HRT down and shut their fat, mental mouths.

Men are brill. Ladies are brill. We're all brill. That used to be the point.

(I get quite irate about this, can you tell?)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

My ex studied Women Studies at uni

I dunno why she was interested in men, to be honest, but I suppose I am the best example of the pinnacle of manhood, so I kind of understand.

One day we had an argument, and she shouted furiously "Oh my god! You're just so ... fucking ... MALE!"

I didn't know whether to thank her or try to defend myself.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

If it helps, as a woman

I have no fucking idea what she meant either.

Men and women can have the exact same personality traits as each other, as far as I'm concerned. Gender has shit all to do with it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

They all learn in the end.

They all learn.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

They should do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)

This one?

You mean www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/0415052599/ref=sib_dp_pt/203-0986876-7428745#reader-link ?

It's got teef and everyfink.

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

That's the one.

Bloody rubbish.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

crikey WOULD!!

happy b3taday

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

Eye yam!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

0_0

That has made me feel a little ick.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

mmm

Aqueous humour

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

!!!!

That made me bowk, stop it!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

I could really do with one of theose choco-dip pots right now....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

Nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

.....I'm gonna have to go look up Scarlet's first appearence in SA now.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

Start at #40

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

oooh, I guessed it around 30ish - not too far off :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

She doesn't seem to be too worried!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

Last one in the lake is a rotton egg!

She'd probably have been more streamlined in the suit, but we all know you like to cater for a certain audience :D

Something involving Sky or Chloe please?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

OH NOES!

I'll save you

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

Squirrels eat fish?

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

only talking squirrels

in spandex

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

she's not wearing any spandex now! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

she's just a freak then i guess

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

Squirrels eat anything mate

especially ones with tits

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

I thought they only ate nuts and berries and shit.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

Usually yes

but I'm sure given the choice, thye might go for some fish

(I don't have a clue, in case you hadn't noticed :D)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)

Squirrels with tits, like fruit

Squirrel, with tits like fruit

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Weetobix, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)

Scarlet eats anything.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

lolvore!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

There's something about how Scarlet speaks in this one that makes me imagine her with an east european accent. Am I wrong?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

"oh nosky, drownsky!"

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

In soviet russia...

...you don't drown in lake, lake drowns in you!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

I've always "heard" her with a very slight French accent.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

Could be

But that was just how I looked at it today. Or she could even sound Italian. Or Spanish.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

Ive actually heard her with a slightly airy northern accent

a kind of posh manchester

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

Impossible!

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slight yoinks!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)

I've always given her

Moroweena Banks's (married to David Baddiel) child voice.

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

i read it with a

tara palmer tomkinson sort of voice
husky bit, a bit posh and dim.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)

Oh no,

Scarlet is drowning.
Quick draw a Baywatch.Bobcat to save her. !!

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

Dead baked bean is dead!!

Aww!
Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

he has been .. baked

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

You mean he's "Bean"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

you CAN say that

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

Happy b3taday.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

glee

i am baking a cake in celebration

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

Yays!

My mum makes the best chocolate cake in the world,
she uses proper chocolate, not that cooking crap, real devon cream,and real chocolate buttons for the topping.
A million calories!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

get her to make one for the derby bash!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

Hmm...

That would be a good idea.

I'll try to remember.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

happappappy b3taday!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

Happy 4th B3taday Missy!

I didn't realize you were that old!!
:P

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

oh yes

and i lurked for a while before that too.
It warped my adolescence

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

mmmm BAKED BEANS

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

quick eat him while he's still warm!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

He's toast now!!

Also he looks a bit like Mr Chips.
Woo!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

I don't know what I'm eating later

But it will now be accompanied by bean

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

Beanz need ketchup!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

Horace goes dogging

Probably ben dun but meh....

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

hahaha

i think thats the smallest wanking i've ever seen.

*awaits mirror jokes*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

/obligatory mirror joke/

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

Hahahahaha.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

Hooray...

...for Horace! Horace Goes Skiing was the first computer game I ever played, now I make games for a living. It's all Horace's fault (the little blue shitbag) :D

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

snot worth it's own threat...

ubiquitous BBC news rehash:

(alloydog, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

Pffft

I sniggered at that image too when I saw it on the b33b.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

Kekekeke

I found this too funny

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

hahaha!!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

Hahaha

I remember this!!

.... just.

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

superb

see also

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Hahahahaha.

You still off?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

back wednesday

kids back thursday

we finished later than most schools so go back late :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

Mine doesn't go back 'til next Wed!

but I start 2 weeks off today.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

NICE!

for your two weeks anyway :D

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

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octopus footwear raaa, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

winner of the most scary thing on the board today

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

hippy bathday

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

Yeah, what?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

willy

hehe

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

*bows*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

cooper FTW

I have nothing to confess

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

that really creeps me out....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

thats the sound of inevitability

*jazzhands*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

Anyone fancy a cheeky £50?

Helping out with a conference video. We need some commissioned Photoshop nonsense tomfoolery, one time use, to appear on a conference screen, for about ten seconds each. £50 an image. [email protected] if you fancy it.

Corporate honcho running a marathon, one animal crossed with another, that kind of thing. I've got a list. Nothing too fancy or laboured, just fun. And £50.

Did I mention the £50?

(RichJohnston, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

Can you be a little more vague?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

'i need some things doing please'

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

Hahaha

OK.

*wanders off to do some things*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

Anything?

SEAMHORSES!!!!

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

you can use my 20000 posts picture.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

That should get a few laughs.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

wait.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

Haha

still, worth it for £50.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

how's about you send me the £50 now, & I don't go all board-nazi on ya?

or you can borrow my 5k post image, just a few posts down

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

Please don't, I'm nice.

(RichJohnston, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

*gives wedgie and steals lunch money*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

i can draw you a picture of some balloons

...

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connor, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

ilovehorses?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

Here....

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

I need fifty quids ...... lots of them

Send me them or the list, I don't mind which, asap.

And don't do this again, TJ an existing thread etc.

Edit: Things like this?
www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/golden_cowgle.jpg

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

more seams damnit!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

I stopped cooking my Thai "Dragon Curry" for similar reasons...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

arf!

yummers!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

Baron Samedi?

much wooness!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

its the

spirit of jaaaazzzz

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

But his hat

is not on fire :)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

ah right..

maybe a relative :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

*appears*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

just make enough for him to have a bowl as well

he looks hungry, poor mite.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

He's only after your Cottage Cheese.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

This goes a fair way to summing up how I feel this morning...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

shit me

so it is.
*feels old*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

merry b3taday!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

!!!

i am old!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

You are hereby awarded the following badge

You are the first recipient. Feel proud.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

glee

*uses*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

I know.

Every single year it comes after the end of August. What are the chances?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

Is this the Mrs' Blow up

for September?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

it's me. in shock.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

Ha ha Just joshin ya!

You have a wonderful "o" face :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

officially autumn according to the MET office

the lack of summer was a shame

(That Random Guy, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

It was TOO FUCKING HOT on Saturday

fat people were wandering around in small clothes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

saturday...

I didn't see the sun on saturday, i locked myself away indoors and watched Avatar and Heroes all day... twas a good day...

(That Random Guy, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

I had a haircut, went round the charidee shops

and marvelled at all the fat people.

Tell you what, there was some bird moaning on about how there's no size 20 clothes in the charity shops. My findings are that:

- I was a size 20 and bigger for many a year and yes there bloody well are.
-If she was really a size 20 I'll eat my hat, I was never that big. I think. Hopefully.
-She probably couldn't find anything to go with the absolutely wonderful Enrique Iglesias tent she had on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

That's fine by me.

It means I have 3 weeks holiday.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

Awww crap, that means it's three months before I'm officially 2 years away from 30.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

3 months till I'm 24

3 months exactly, ish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

ah, 1^st December for me!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

30th November for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

eh?

All you bloody younguns, I turned 30 in April!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

I've been 22 for 4 days now.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

ooh, well happy birthday for 4 days ago!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

Thank you

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

I am nubile and juicy, old man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

sorry, I'll try and be older in future.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

*ahem*

~~and~~ to

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

i just feel annoyed.

didn't get a job i interviewed for last week

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

thanks cap.

*sobs in corner*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

send them a turd in a box

bastards

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

nah, it was pathology.

they'll just analyse it

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

Well I finally reached 5k posts, & I know it's customary to post nakedness, so here's a picture of my bear ass...

edit: thanks ya' all!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

Hahahaha!

Congratulations, lovely Steve.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)

Gratumalations!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)

Hahah

Well done matey!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

yay you!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

Nice ass.

Congratulations

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

Congrats!

I recently missed my 2000 post nekkidness.

Oh well!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

\o/

Now post a pic of your bear arse.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

My bear doesn't have an arse

His constipation issues do give him a mean temperament though

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)

you seem to have a hairy ass :P

congrats on the milestone

(That Random Guy, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)

this isn't nudity!

I demand more

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

needs more cock

but that's just me
CONGRATULATIONS!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

congrats steve

but needs more cock.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

YAY

congrats

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

Congratulations!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

Still making these for those who enjoyed them last week

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

(That Random Guy, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

arf

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

I didn't see those last week

But I do like this one so I will spaz through your links and enjoy some more

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

thanks

hope you enjoy them, i put lots of time and effort into them*

*this is a lie

(That Random Guy, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

I like these

but whenever I look at them, I see ^ on top of another ^, and they appear to have no middle.

When I look again closely, they do have middles. Is this an optical illusion or am I a mentalist?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

I get the exact same illusion

However I cannot conclude that this proves you are not in any way a mentalist...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

im gonna say your a mentalist

though now you mention it, i seem to be drawing tents with heads :S

(That Random Guy, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

Heh heh

I enjoy these muchly

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

I have no idea why.

But I'm not apologising :p

(Virulent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

I have to ask, if it's invisible, how do you know it's green?

It could be a red cabbage for all you know.

But woo nonetheless.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

It might not even be a cabbage

it might be a red banana for all you know.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

I think it's a frog

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

That is a joke of captain like proportions

For you:

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

What's white and doesn't climb trees?

A fridge!
---
What's white, wears a scarf and doesn't climb trees?

Rupert the Fridge!

(Virulent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

My favourite joke:

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*

I love silly ~~elephant~~ carpark jokes

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

It's my favourite for a good reason

I'm very discerning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

I've never been to Cerning so I wouldn't like to comment

but your cartoonary plus the silliness of the joke are a perfect match

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

tee hee

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

hahhhaha, oh good lord, that makes me laugh more than I know it should :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

lolz!

(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

What's made of wood and jumps as high as the Eiffel tower?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

I don't know, Mr Mediocre

what's made of wood and jumps as high as the Eiffel tower?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

What's brown and sticky?

...
..
.

shit

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

Pink fluff?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

(Virulent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

Gluey Armstrong?

(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

marmite?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

*Spang*

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

APOLOGISE!

heheheh... this lack of sanity amuses me greatly :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

What hangs at a man's thigh and wishes to poke the hole it often has?

A key.

/oldest recorded joke in history

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

That's the oldest recorded English joke

The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to the Sumerians in about 1900 BC, and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

Hahahahahahahahh!

"Sumerian"

-classic!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

ROFL

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

The old ones are the best.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

So I said to this bloke with no legs at a bus-stop

"How're you getting on then?"

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

Gustav will change the face of New Orleans...

Quick, dirty, and oh so satisfying...

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

Oooh pretty :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

oooh Betty?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

Ooh, bitty?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

phwoar - Norra Batty!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

Four - calling birds

many ningles daytime b3tans

and woo to TFP for the pic

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

it's that Klimt change we keep hearing about

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

*salutes*

I could only think of puns on his name in Dutch

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

Now that is a pun of Global proportions...

WOOT!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

It's just a big

gustav wind.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

congrats on the 25k btw :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

oooh hello

i just got one of your pictures through the emails in a mush on the credit crunch. the one of jonathon ross...

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

The Sun was on a nicking frenzy from that compo on Saturday.

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/virals/article1609069.ece

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

Not just that compo, my image wasn't entered into it :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)

Blimey! So they've actually had to visit more than one web page for their material?

...an unprecedentedly high level of journalistic integrity from the Nation's Favourite there then.

I think they were trying to retaliate in a feeble way for the Julie Moult thing ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

I've already emailed someone about it, and am awaiting a reply :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

Good skills!

It's the fact that they try and slap their own copyright on it that gives me the pip.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)

I have an idea about that, I've just got to find the right person to help...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

Wasn't Riverghost instrumental in the Nuts/Zoo thing? He'll probably be up for the scrap!

Personally I'm not fussed, 'cos I don't do any of this kind of thing for a living. They nicked one of mine from the extending album art compo a while back and I was actually quite chuffed. But I can see how anyone who makes money out of this kind of behaviour should be entitled to compensation if their stuff is used.

Don't most of the 'pro' b3tans work under creative commons or similar?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)

Not necessarily a scrap needed,

I dealt with the NUTS/ZOO thing before, and NUTS at least are now playing ball to all concerned, - to their credit.
ZOO on the other hand went quiet. Very quiet.
I've dealt with the Sun and also the Times before, and received an amicable resolution to each case.
I just need to test a theory on something...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)

G'nin Archie

Maybe they have the link to your bloggy webby page thingy...as do I

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

morning Bun! hope you're well.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

Things couldn't be better

I have the day off
The sun is shining
and the lovely Mrs the Bun has just supplied toast and bovril for my consumption

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

Do you need magnets?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

No, I need someone with a reasonable sized website/blog that can send an email

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

An email about magnets?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

those virals are so cheeky!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

hahaha oh joy :)

first the Sun, and now it's done the email thing :)
Cheers Jude, you lovely person
/also still chasing on the article you want. I have a 1991 version, but believe I can get hold of the 1999 version soon, with revisions to date.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

ooooh you're ace

*smooches*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)

Well there you go

I didn't even notice.

Probably because the fist 20k was done in about a year and the other 5K has taken nearly 5 years.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

I just clicked to go through to spirokeet and saw it.

I drop by every so often to see any new stuff you've done.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

I don't really seem to have the time

or the jokes to make things very often these days.

Also, my photoshop stopped working, so i probably need to reinstall it.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

that would certainly help... ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)

Arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

pft.

At least they're taking it seriously this time...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

Is hurricane Me still about?

Edit: how rude of me! Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

the internet suggests you packed in sometime in the middle of last week

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

Well, I hope they learned something from it.

Fear my wrath and all that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

until Wednesday...

then, clean up after me.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

That's right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

good stuff!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

hehehehe!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

The wrong door

no, not that wrong door...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

Demon pance!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

Sorry to TJ.....bit of reverse spam....

Need to find someone who will design a manga type illustration for a magazine front cover..have real cash money to pay so anyone who wants to have a crack at it, gaz me!

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

I can draw you a mango

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

ha ha

yes please

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

If you have real cash money to have me draw a CDC, I'm your man

Hello the board! How are we today?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

mine's more lovely than smashing

also ningles.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

Reverse spam is maps.

Blimey things are slow this morning.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

ha ha ha

*awards prizes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

*delivers elaborate acceptance speech*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

*is angry because I didn't get a mention*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

I know

he just started ranting on about God and how, through Him, all things are possible... for 45 minutes.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

Well it's true.

*praises*

*rocks out*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)

I can draw man goo

is that similar?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

... sorry - penguin man goo :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

Pingoo?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

ha - yeah

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

your silence suggests thi sisn't what you're looking for

but if I see this on the front cover of Wallpaper or POP or some painfully cool mag like that - I'll know what's happened!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

:D demonic marigolds ftw.

I haven't watched this Wrong Door business yet, is it any cop?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

Well that dishwater is very hot...

...wouldn't want to scald his hands

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

Yes, The Wrong Door is all of the aces.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

In what kind of way?

Is it ace like people keep insisting the IT crowd is? Because the only good part of the IT crowd is Morris and his sexy head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

It's very funny and has piss jokes.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

Hmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)

hullo the cap'n

hullo the board

has anyone seen Pasanonic?
I sent him a message a while back and he hasn't replied, but he may just be fed up with me.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

Hello bird...

I haven't, actually. He's a big strong boy though, I'm sure he's physically ok.

Hmm. *worries*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

what if he's fallen under an elephant?

or fell in love with the wrong woman... or accidentally been sent into space in a mix up worthy of a Chevy Chase movie... HE HAS VERY LITTLE ZERO G TRAINING!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

No, Chevy character...

that's not a food pipe, it's the solid waste extraction pipe... and it's not been wiped!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)

No Chevy

despite your confidence, you don't know what you're doing and you're chronically inept!

In complete contradiction to the humorous title of the film, this IS rocket science!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

hmm, he seems not to have posted,

so I reckon he's most likely busy.
_{Check my detective skills}

I went to a wedding at the weekend with a super mario bros theme.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

exqueeze me?

was that actually (intentionally) the theme or did it just put you in mind of super mario?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)

not the FULL theme, I mean, bride and groom not in costume.

but the place settings were little folded cubes printed like [?] blocks with gold (chocolate) coins inside, and the flower arrangements had fimo pirhana flowers worked into them, and the cake was super marioish.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

nice one

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

I has a picture of the cake.

Is it rude to post a picture of someone else's wedding cake on the internet? I mean, I haven't their express permission.

What an unlikely ethical conundrum.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)

ha ha

I'm not sure... you could post it, let people see it and then edit it away so that there is no lasting record - I think that would get the approval of the ethics committee (committee is a word made by committee - 'well I think we should double ALL the letters," "I disagree," "let's water down our ideas by combining them!")

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)

edit: kapwing!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

That is a great cake.

I hope it tasted good too.

WOO YAY FOR HAPPY WEDDING DAYS

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

I never played those

more of a Sonic girl myself.

My wedding shall be Batman themed, unless we change our minds...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

Will you be cat girl (better costume, less in keeping with the established canon)

or Robin (a teeny bit worrisome)?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

and will you turn away people who turn up from the wrong comic universe?

Batman never met HELLBOY - get out Brian, you're no longer invited to my wedding you FOOL!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)

but...

but I grew horns...

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

No, the theme for the general populous

will be comic and cartoon characters. Of which HB is both.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

as an alternative, might I suggest that you don't tell anyone the batman theme idea and instead say the theme for the guests is strict formal attire so that you and the man wife can bounce about in costume going 'POW' and 'SOCK' while everyone else has to look on confused.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha too late I'm afraid...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

I will be Robin.

If you've seen the first series of Boston Legal, it'll be similar to what Rhona Mitra wears when she dresses up as Robin.

Could be the Joker and Harley Quinn, I suppose, but no. Int no way I'm wearing that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

you have inadvertantly persuaded me to watch the first

series of boston legal now.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)

Couple of episodes in

I've been trying to find a picture on google.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

see above for cayke

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

Means nowt to me, I'm afraid.

Oh, Vienna.

Nah, like I said, I never played the games.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

speaking of which

I spent most of the weekend playing Sons of the Patriots... I'm having withdrawal symptoms now that I'm back in reality.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

all weekend?

wow, so you must have had at LEAST eight minutes of actual character control between the interminable scripted sequences.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

it's the best film I've ever played

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

I don't understand what people's problem is with it

yes, the cut scenes are long, but so are the gameplay sequences.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

It's not that they're long,

it's that they're so frequent, especially early in the game.

I got fed up watching my flatmate play it, and it takes a LOT for me to get fed up enough to go and do something else.

It may improve later on I guess, but it lost me.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

I've just treated those bits as a film

but I always give the control pad to the wife so he can button mash for the flashbacks while I skin up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

they've been my favorite games since Metal Gear Solid

I've really enjoyed this one... and I haven't played the online bit yet.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

I've not done the online bit either....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

whenever I take my PS3 games online

I get pwned by 11 year old Koreans who are rude about my skillz0rz and my faltering economy :(

*adopts faux Mexican accent*

"I shot yooo maaan, yoooo dead, you weeely dead... also I read in Observer that funny face Darling man say you up sheet creek no paddles!"

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

I haven't gone online yet

my wifi is all of the bollocksed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

it needs hot toddy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

he could be dead.

or back in warcraft where he belongs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

[Imagine an ascii art picture of a handbag here.]

oooooOOOOoooH!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)

I'M HOPING HE'S DEAD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

DIBS ON THE COactually I'm not interested.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

I have to admit that I'm rather surprised anyone misses him.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

I had a technical trouble a while ago

and he took time (and not a small amount) to help me out with it. I appreciated it.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

HE BUYS ALL HIS FRIENDS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)

have you been up late playing with DrD and co

or did you suffer a snapped tendon leading to pinky-droop and inadvertant shift-related capitalisation woes?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

i think anyone that finds b3ta amusing will find wrong door amusing also

(ish)
it's a similar sort of humour, something silly from looking at things in a different way, and playing around with reality

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

^this

'tis good.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

what on earth is "The Wrong Door?"

Have I missed out on some comedy revolution (again)?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)

A chap associated with b3ta

has made a telly show. This is what I gather, anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

oooh, I may well check it out... Might have to look on to see if it's on iPlayer ....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

It's on BBC 3 on Thursday Night.

10.30 I think. It's made by a B3tard.
I thought it was OK - some good bits, some duffers.
But it was only the first episode...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

BBC3, comedy based on special effects, google it,

I wasn't completely convinced as yet, some of it was just there for the sakes of doing the effect I felt, but we'll see, I didn't get Little Britain till halfway thru the first series.

Plus I wanna see BRIAN BLOODY BLESSED!!

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

Little Britain in my mind is utter shite.

Ann's about the only character I can stand, and even then it's got to have been a while since I've seen her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)

It's hard to remember now how that show took over the country for a while,

but even tho it seems daft and puerile looking back, it was without a doubt, bloody successful, if flogged to death towards the end...

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)

Oh yes

but I didn't like it. Not really my cup of tea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

That's fair enuff!

I loved it at first, then it seemed to just keep eating it's own joke and puking it back up again and shitting on it for good measure.

And there's only so many cheap laughs you can get out of guys wearing silly glasses, acting camp and saying 'fisting'.

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

just like bo'selecta

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

It happens, it's that old problem about the battle between creation and sales,

'Wow, an original idea that makes us money, lets do it again, and again, and again, and... why isn't this making any more money?'

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

*takes off glasses*

*rubs bridge of nose*

Bo'selecta is the same for me. Overrated tosh for the proles to easily understand and honk at whilst their cold macdonalds chips come out of their nose all over their copy of 'literacy for the over 30s'.

:D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

see also: Boosh

/controversial

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

boosh was good

but isn't any more.

The radio series had a lot going for it ... (without a doubt Rich Fulcher is the best thing in the Boosh)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

Boosh just never did it for me.

Trying to be far to clever for its own good, and forgetting the laughs along the way.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

^ there's about 5 episodes that are funny

the rest is pure mince

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

5 episodes?

I must have missed those ones.

/cheers for the gaz, btw. I have an idea...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

See, I didn't mind the Boosh at all

but the 3rd series wasn't up to much- they'd started to listen to the hype about themselves and complacently thought they could shit on a dinner plate and still be considered funny.

Well, that's what I think, anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

someone's jealous because her one-woman show

"fae and a plate" wasn't a hit at the fringe, eh?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

The audience were very rude to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

peasants

they just don't know art, do they?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

Harrumph.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

the first step

on the road to entertainment greatness is to hate your audience...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

weirdly

I've increasingly warmed to the Boosh after a slightly "meh" start.
the opposite of my little britain experience
which went "ooh funny." "ooh repetition of funny" "ooh, fuck off."

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

LOL!

Very succinctly put! ;)

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

^this^

Just... dont... get it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

Blessed is in Ep. 4

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

Not just one episode I hopes!

I was hoping for a running joke b3ta style of his vocal powers!

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

Not sure, Mr. Wheatley said look out for Blessed appearing in ep. 4

so think it's just the one

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

*pouts*

Well, maybe they'll get more money for more Blessed if they get a second series...

And I vote for some Gary Glitter too, that should get the program noticed! ;)

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

as above

made by Ben Wheatley

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

meh

tis ok.. not as good as I was hoping

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

let's just hope they pay the b3tans who contributed to it.

and that's all I'm saying about that show.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

Lets have a B3ta mini challenge!!

;)

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

One of our occasional one-word challenges

"Racism"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

Well, I guess if we're gonna be sayin he stole all our ideas, then we also can't say it's shite, can we?

;)

Besides, I for one would be rather pleased to see b3ta-The Series (tho it might be nice to see some name checking of the site in the interviews or descriptions of this new and completely original TV show)

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

I've not seen it yet

are there many b3ta-contributed jokes, or is it just an assumption that there will be?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

Well, I thought the whole premise is pretty b3ta: Silly impossible things happening in seeming realism, U know, like a human-smiling cat, or huge things destroying cities Godzilla stylee,

giant robots, ninjas, Brian Blessed, anti social dinosaur, watch it n see what you think I guess.

My first impression was 'Visually impressive, but needs better jokes', but that's just off one episode so I'm gonna give it a chance yet to find it's feet.

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm not saying he stole anything...far from it

but if you ask someone from b3ta for help/sketch ideas, then at least pay them for it.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

Oooh, aaaaah....

Well, I'm not sure of the legalities of that exact situation, but if someone asks for free advice and you give it and then they go make money out of it, you might well be miffed, but I'm not at all sure you got a leg to stand on there.

Besides, if this is a mate, you might be better off keeping it that way and getting invited to his next party, as it'll be full of business execs looking for the next big idea! ;)

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

and I'm not talking about myself, but it's good advice

you'll see who I mean when it gets aired.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

Well, I'm deffo watchin now! ;)

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

go on, say more

go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

I must admit, I watched it...

and I laughed out loud in a few places.

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

It was mediocre.

The CGI was probably amazing considering how much they likely spent on it. However the jokes themselves were a bit weak. Some stuff was reasonably funny, other stuff fell flat.
All-in-all, it's probably worth watching as there's really not much else on the telly these days anyway.

Alternatively you could listen to actually funny things like Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive on that there radio, and do proper laughs.

LOLZ!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

Over protective Dino was fab :)

Giant robot was ace!
Irritating alien was shit. (overused in first ep)
The booze fairies are awesome!! :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5sMlR9aM3s

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

irritating alien was just...

well, irritating

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

Yup, deffo thought the booze fairies were spot on!

And I guess the problem with having a character who premise is he's the most annoying thing ever is that he'll be, well, really rather annoying, altho I thought he wasn't nearly so annoying enough myself, I have some chavlings down my street could teach him plenty.
Wasn't sure about giant robot myself, altho it was fun just watching him stroll about.

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

heheheheheh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

If thats a lawer

surely he's at the right door!

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

Haha

Satan is wearing Y fronts :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

yarf

hello b3ta

today I am going to my first funeral ever

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)

oh dear

I've never been to one....

someone close?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

great-uncle

96 - wartime fighter pilot

I am predicting a certain amount of family squabbling

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

I hope everything goes as well as should be expected.

96 is a good innings (in both senses)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

ta :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

I hate funerals, for all sorts of reasons

but a) because I'm not remotely religious and am, in fact, sacrilegious and b) because they make people I like and love cry.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

YOU...

how are ya?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

good ta

Managed an accident-free weekend

you?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)

I am running at 85-90% goodness

... have been looking at getting a new job and have applied for one in NEW YORK BABY! I won't get it, but it has me so excited at the prospect that I think I'm going to apply for a lot over there.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

NYC

is best and also ace.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)

*punches the air*

al-right

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

'ning Mighty!

I'm sorry to hear that chap.
:(

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

I must watch this

What side is it on?

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)

has he just finished washing that martini glass

... Dry Martini at quarter to ten..? okay then, it's always 5 o clock somewhere.

Ningles b3tans :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

Reminds me of an old groaner...

*Ring Ring*
"Hello"...
"IS THIS 999?"...
"Nope, this is 998"...
"WELL, CAN YOU GO NEXT DOOR & TELL THEM MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE?"

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

heh.

my dog popper have a record titled '668 - neighbour of the beast' and it's quite enjoyable if you like sloppy quebecois punk (and i do).

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

Dog popper?

What?

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

'my dog popper' is the name of the band.

they were a lot of fun and terrific drunks.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

yes

i klie

(jonjonjon, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

I have solved the enigma of William Tell

Click here for original tinyurl.com/5mvjtk

edit: previous mouse-trap

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

hahahahahahaha! that is a slice of pure genius :D

*click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

This works on many different levels....

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

*CLICK*

WILLIAM TELL - The Movie......Starring RON JEREMY???

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)

an interesting question

the big debate in arts circles has always been whether the thing on the crutch symbolises fecal/anal themes or is in fact phallic.

but my vote would go for zombie John Holmes

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)

I thought

he just had a big arse

Is it ant more complicated than that?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

as with all of these things

it's as complicated as hand-waving critics want it to be :-)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)

Well, that's the thing about art, isn't it?

you KNOW it's good when you "can't make head nor tail" of it.

Good post & shopping bud.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)

merci

*doffs cap*

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

Fecal.

His cock themes stand out... like cocks.

In example and for your image.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

hahaha!

this is a work of greatness

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spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)

*grins like an idiot*

haha, more!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

Hahaha

Aces!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)

Goodness gracious

what an image to open b3ta on....

Morning all. My neck STILL hurts, even after judicious application of massages and hot baths. Captain is broken!

Having said this, I am wearing a dress. On jeans day at work. Don't look out of place at all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)

don't blame me blame Salvador :-)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)

I frequently do.

Him and his spangly Elvis socks.

If nobody else has seen that documentary, I am actually making sense at this juncture. For once.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)

congratulations

'ning Cap

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)

Do I win a broken neck prize?

Ningles freeblybeebly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)

yes

wherer shall I have it sent?

what DID you do?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

To my housyship please.

I have no idea, it's just been like this for about a week. It's not too bad today, I can actually turn my head left a little bit (20 degrees?) but on the bad days I can't at all. It's either right or forward.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

right away!

doesn't sound good Cap...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

I know, I'm sort of procrastinating at the moment.

I don't want to go to the doctors, I've been enough in my short life already.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

the chiropractor is your friend

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

They cost money, don't they?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)

yup

but they're very good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)

Well it's just my salary at the moment

to cover all bills, mortgage... so no. Not until the wife's found more creamy, tasty employment.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

have you done something specific to hurt your neck

or is it just general neck malaise?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

I have no idea, just woke up this time last week with a bad neck

that's been either a little bit better or a little bit worse all week.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

sounds shit ... and the bloody medical professionals won't help...

Do you have whisk(e)y in the house? I'd recommend hot toddys, but with plenty of cinnamon and a wee scrapping of nutmeg. I have a super special secret recipe that I would be prepared to share with you if you think it would help.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

I don't drink any more....

Bless you though. Nah, I'll be ok.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

Hot Toddy is not drink

it's special home made medicine.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

Still

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)

Superb!!!

tiptoppetytopclick

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KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhahhhahhah

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)

HehHehHeh!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)

Mad!

I likes! :D

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)

Maybe bindun?

and probably not got by all but hey....

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:43, archived)

hahahaha

I dunno why I'm laughing, this makes me sad.
:(
/Chelsea fan blog.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:46, archived)

I don't know why this makes me happy

/yiddo blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)

*bums*

How lucky can ye get?

'ning

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)

lucky?

Bah!

Organised...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:54, archived)

haha

Orginised luck...

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)

but.. but...

you don't appear to be a loud-mouthed violent, racist cockney arsehole?

Could it be that I've found the hold grail, a Chelsea fan that isn't a complete tosser??

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)

Hahaha you caaant!

No.

;)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

this also makes me sad

/Everton fan blog

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

hahahahahahhahaha!

Yay for soccerball related humour.

You should send that to Nuts

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)

^this!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)

I feel a bit left out here, as I have no idea who they are... :(

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)

One plays with balls

while the other watches.

O_0

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:54, archived)

yeah, they look like that -sort-

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)

Ian Wright Jnr and Sparky the Magic Piano

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:04, archived)

I'm sure there is a joke about player-pianos in there somehwere,

but in all honesty, I'm too tired to try and think up one

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

hahahaha

I know why I'm laughing, this makes me happy.
:)
/City fan blog.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)

I reckon you lot have a pretty good chance this year

Good luck to you.
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)

All depends if the

traditional mid-season collapse hits us this year.

I must get to a few matches this year, i miss my season ticket.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

a fellow city fan,

marvelous!

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

Is it Muster?

I'm here too!

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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

That...

is all kinds of wonderful!! Have a Wright *click*

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Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)

total ris for me, but i'm across the big water and not a sports type.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)

nyyahahahha excellent

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

ha ha ha

Funny cos it's true!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)

late night/early morning sexy time again.

click here for bigger and not 100% safe for work.

click here for some more of the same (again, not 100% safe for work).

click here to lodge a complaint with management.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)

Leg hair looks like it's growing from the door.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:19, archived)

i didn't 'shop her below the neck and shoulders.

i think she just has a dirty door.

oh miss!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)

I wouldn't bring shim to work!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)

smart pervs keep these types at home, chained in the gimp room.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)

Quite.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:04, archived)

needs more dinosaur.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:54, archived)

it's there, you just can't see it.

glad that you caught last night's effort, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)

HaHaHaHa!

Shopped only, etc...
;)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

ok, i'll 'shop her pance some more.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

HURRIKIN DOOOOOOOM

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)

wut?

i know this fits well with your golliwog icon, but because i have no idea about your background, i don't know what your intentions are with this pic.

so: carry on.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:16, archived)

Oh, well then let me explain.

This GIF is the culmination of three years of extensive study on Socrates, as seen from the view point of Xenophon, Aristophanes, and Plato.

This GIF deals with irony, and in particular, socratic irony. Kierkegaard regards Aristophanes' portrayal of Socrates, in Aristophanes' The Clouds to be the most accurate representation of the man. Whereas Xenophon and Plato portrayed Socrates seriously, Kierkegaard felt that Aristophanes best understood the intricacies of socratic irony.

Kierkegaard then compares Socrates with major 18th and 19th century philosophers of the time, such as Fichte, Schelling, and especially Hegel.

Furthermore, there's a huge fucking hurricane about to hit New Orleans.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)

Bangin', Mate.

I take it you are a fellow Hume'ist, then?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)

I'VE GOT HUME COMIN' OUTTA ME EARS

I experienced the Scottish Enlightenment firsthand in a fever-dream after a plateful of mouldy two week old haggis.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)

i just scrolled down the board, now i get some of the context.

as before: carry on.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:27, archived)

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