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# Shite this is my 4000th post.

I think i'll save nekkids for 5k :D Here's some nekkids for the time being (NSFW)

Right that's all for now folks, must go and catch my bus :) BYE!

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Pfft!
Ning Rapey! Hows your mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I'm keeping up well 'Sush :D
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I'm grand,
but I meant your friend in hospital ;D

I couldnt give a shite about you ;) LOL

Also, 4k posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Ahaha good reading :D
I haven't spoke to him yet, but i think he's alright. It's only a minor operation innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Aye, true.
Now make Obama naked ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# On it's way :D
edit: Click for naked Barack Obama (NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
he gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Yes he's ahead in the poles
He's going to be huge in the erection election.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# They're doing a fantastic job in his kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I did a fantastic job in my toilet earlier:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I did a fantasic job in your toilet as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# It must be International Fanstatic Jobby Day!
Also:

The twat is strong in this one.

You appear to have very untwatty attributes.

Computer says twat.

You. Are. A. Twat and I can’t deny.

I’d while away the hours, conferring with the flowers, if you only weren’t a twat.

You’re not a twat, you’re a dick.

You are the Madtwatter.

You were voted at school most likely to be a twat.

You may not be a twat but you still have no friends.

EDIT: You've got these two togeather:

Ron Jeremy has professional knowledge of you.If you were two feet taller you'd be a tit!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# ara bam
woo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# haha
At least he's happy.

Woo to 4000!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# the gnops!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Ning kebab!
How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# too much to do
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Haha, nicely done =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# gnice
gnoppity!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Happy 4000!
Hahahahaa at the nekkidity!

The 'nings are on me!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Good LORD
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I prefer mine.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# seamless
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# LordMatthius has finally gotten Elements, and is now seam free!,
O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I just had a sainsburys chicken pizza
it was crap

hello
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# the clue to it's taste is in the name
the words chicken and pizza should never appear next to each other unless they are separated by a comma on a shopping list.
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I have counter examples. for instance, all the sentences which end in chicken, followed by a sentence which starts with pizza.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# you're getting a bit too smart for my liking
*unleashes the dogs
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# 'ning!
I awoke to the dulcet strains of NPR political commentary. I'm going back to bed now.

17 more days
(I helped save b3ta! coccyx approves this message, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# not nearly as doable as palin
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I stoatily disagree!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# 'Ning Ghostie,
How's tricks?

Look, I made a thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
What the shuddering fuck?!

'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# It's after a conversation with Mooglemania at work
when we were talking about the Is It Christmas Yet website and he said someone should make an "Am I a Twat" website. So I did.

I need to add a wider range of phrases so any suggestions from anyone will probably make it in. It has to in some way refer to the viewer as a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I'll gaz you some, but not today
I am completely sleep deprived.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Awesome, I'll keep an eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# haha
In Japanese it's "Baka da ro!", if you're interested...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I'm sure that a number 37 on my local takeaway's menu.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# good
with hoi sin sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Naaa fish sauce:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Added.
Thank you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# yay!
I am part of a prestigious internet art project!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Woo!
I made an art.

*dances artily*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# That about
You is a hooooj twat -at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Also added.


EDIT: Also now with added credit. If you make a suggestion I will quote you as the source of the quote. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# How about
You. Now with added furry clam.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Ron Jeremy has professional knowledge of you.
If you were two feet taller you'd be a tit!

Patent male balding will make you a shaven haven.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? No coz you're a twat!

If the cosmos is infinite and time is a concept, The relative nexus of their concepts say you're a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Done
and done.

EDIT: And done and done also.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Ask your mummy she knows.
LOLTwat

And our survey said: TWAT.

You are the only twat visible with the naked eye from space.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Oddly enough already have added something similar
Although I will add LOLTwat. :)

I wonder if I can add pictures as well? Hmmm...

EDIT: Having tested it it seems I can. w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# What like
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Since it's b3tards do you think it's okay to link
directly to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Yeah of if you want I can host it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I'd be okay to host it
It just means extra work if I do. I'll leave it linked for now, after all that's what b3tards was designed for. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8846914
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# To call you a Twat
would be an insult to the orifice you came out of at birth
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Added in.
Thank you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Just sent you the first 550:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Haha
Yes in 550 different languages? Nice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I'm weasily persuaded



and "Vote Stoat" will be this weekend's catchphrase.
(Flappers, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I expect Stoat will win.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# nice.
now what exactly is the difference between a stoat and a weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Weasels are weasily recognised
and stoats are stoatily different.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooo!
hahaha I haven't heard that in years!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# The Game?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Good point
I haven't been on the game in years either!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
#
slips in piss
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Well...
I find weasels to be weally similar, but stoats are stoatally different...
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I meant *really*
tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Stoats are bigger, live longer and have a black tip on the tail.
Also: They often go white in winter.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# aha!
you've gone all zoological!
Nice googling ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Oh 'really'?

justfuckinggoogleit.com/
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I only asked
to see if I could elicit the old gag...

it worked.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hehehe
It's a cracker right enough.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Thanks.
That's a useful link.

*adds to favourites*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# You cunt!
I just woke up and that was the first link I clicked :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Haha
I Love 'Ningles. Best of a greatings.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *votes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# STOAT --x-- MONGOOSE '08
CHANGE FOR AMERICA
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# He looks familiar ...
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# ha ha
took me a sec :)
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Wins
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Ah fuck
that took me a while. Have a *spang*.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Pure filth! :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# nom nom nom

I feel hungry now
mornings folks
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# 'ningles and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Go and wash your hands, boy!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Eep!

better animate it, so it seems he's playing the harmonica
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# ohhh... nice idea :)
/lazy bugger blog
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# nyom nyom..I is eatin' bacons! ning!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahah!
Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Nicely!
Very, very nicely.

Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Ta :)
just realised I'd posted the unfinished version
has been corrected
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Morning :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Wow! This definitely gets a click
Swat him hard!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# yikes!
that's very good indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# You are a goat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# in reply to below
yeah, no problem, now i'm back at work i can send you official papers and stuff and ideas

edit: "hello you too"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# That would be grand, it'll keep them in check.
The baby just stood squarely on my left testicle and, strangely, it didn't really hurt (beyond normal testicle standing) and so i feel I may be a fraud staying at home today after all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# ah yes, good luck with that
i'll collect some stuff together in the next few days and message you then
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# You're a grand man!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# A goat amongst men
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hehehe
I had the bizarrest dream last night (actually one of many but it's the one in particular I remember). I was up against some sort of Italian mafioso. Fortunately I wasn't alone, I had Arnold Schwarzenegger to help. Anyway poor Arnie got in a bit of a state and lost all his limbs. Luckily enough the mafioso reconstructed his body using tomatoes. Unfortunately for Arnie he was also chained down and the Mafioso finished him off with a gigantic jar of Ragu!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# what have you been smoking and where can I get some?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I'm suffering from a bad bout of insomnia this week
I find that when this happens I tend to have feverish dreams if I fall into a shallow sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I'm dreaming now
Riverghost types 6 lines and not one spelling mistake
Your dyslexia is cured!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# 1) No as a dyslexic I know there's no cure.
2) A large proportion of my typoes are down to a cheap shitty wireless keyboard.
3) It's very hard to value a snide remark from someone who can't count up to six.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# it hardly looks snide, more joking and second the number of lines is varible with the browser window size.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Yeah
You tried to get it to six lines? Tiny window.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# /something about being able to read the penis size from the window size
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# 'ningles
On your palmtop again are we?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# you are not a goat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# No. No he's not.
couldn't find the small version
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Sheep with a beard!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Yam not goat.
Sheep with a beard is sheep with a beard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# You are a bad, bad man
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Satan is pissing in your bathroom...
...and he left the seat down.

Is your bathroom really that pink?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 8:08, archived)
# man, what an asshole.
the cat seems to like it.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)
# i can't see his asshole
you must have a different view to me ;)

edit: but i now understand your comment about the cat!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Can I bug you with regard to some stuff for
Chromatography, colour separation or anything else you think is appropriate?

I am a sensible man who takes risks but keeps his children back from those risks.

Also, "Hello you!"
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# smarties + water = horribly dangerous.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Tell me more.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# um well what are you up to with chromatography?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Appeasing children
with immense fatherly knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# with colour separation? ok
the colouring on the outside of smarties will seperate nicely (from memory) if you put them on a damp (with water) paper towel. long time since i've done it, mind.

besides, stunt physics is more my thing...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# nice picture
but the recommended filesize is 50kB and some people will say nasty things about you if you do not obey that recommendation
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Hmmmm
EeeK! how did that get to be that big? I will upload the optimized one...

Done.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)
# awesomeness :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Fosters on the linoleum?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# he just doesn't give a TOSS
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# What an evil bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Oh, why do you always have to be so evil, Satan!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# naughty satan

most Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# THIS IS A FILTHY DOG, HE'S HAPPY


YOU'RE BETTER THAN A FILTHY DOG, AREN'T YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:39, archived)
# The dog is retarded also.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:40, archived)
# I wish I had given this a better name


It was a bugger to find.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# THE FILTHY RETARDED DOG IS HAPPY, THIS MAKES HIM BETTER THAN ANYTHING THAT IS SAD.
IS A FILTHY RETARDED DOG YOUR SUPERIOR?

please post pics if yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:44, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:02, archived)
# FILTHY RETARDED DOG DOESN'T SEE HIMSELF AS YOUR SUPERIOR AND HE'S ALWAYS ASKING ABOUT WHAT HE SHOULD DO NEXT
IS THIS A PROBLEM FOR YOU Y/N
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:03, archived)
# no problems in life.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:14, archived)
# so glad to hear that!!!!!!!
do you know anyone with problems that needs to asks themseleves some questions.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:16, archived)
# The filthy dog has had a bad life, full of pain and rejection, living from whatever he can find to eat.
HE IS HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Does analysing our behaviour make us sad?
Does picking apart the cinematography of your favourite movie make it less enjoyable?

MAYBE TAKE THINGS AT FACE VALUE FOR A WHILE.

HAPPY HAPPY DOG DOG MAYBE HE'S YOUR SOCIAL BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:01, archived)
# CAN YOU BE HAPPIER THAN A RETARDED FILTHY DOG THAT WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN INSTRUCTIONS FROM YOU?
IS THAT WHAT YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY? INSTRUCTIONS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:06, archived)
# DO SOME PUSHUPS AND GIVE ME TEN BUCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:06, archived)
# SERIOUSLY, IF ANYONE READING THIS DOES SOME PUSHUPS, THEY WILL FEEL HAPPIER.
I WON'T CHASE YOU FOR THE MONEY BUT I BET YOU SEND IT TO ME BECAUSE I MADE YOU HAPPY AGAIN.

DO SOME PUSHUPS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:12, archived)
# YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ADMIT TO IT
JUST GO AND DO SOME PUSHUPS, YOU KNOW THAT FOR THIRTY SECONDS OF EXERTION YOU'LL GET ENDORPHINS FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES OR SO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
# GIVE ME TEN BUCKS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:20, archived)
# This is the best thread ever because it is pretty much all me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)
# Please tell me that this dog has some sort of crippling, painful disease
YET IS STILL HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:30, archived)
# If anyone genuinely does feel worse, please don't think that I am antagonising you.
I'm just telling you to TOUGHEN THE FUCK UP.

I could tell you about plenty of bad things in my life that I am dealing with as best as I can but I understand that it isn't a competition.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)
# B3TA JUST GOT BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:41, archived)
# Look at me lolling you

My dog is clean
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 8:05, archived)
# hello :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# This am woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# This I likes
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Can't sleep doodle gets out of control


I wish I could do the jokes, I can't do the jokes
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)
# AH CAN SEE MAH HOUSE.
TODAY I HAVE PLAYED DRINKING GAMES TO BIOSHOCK. I AM RIGHT COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:39, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE THAT THE DOG HAS WHITE IN THE BLACK OF HIS EYES. IS HE OKAY? IS YOUR KITCHEN CLEAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:42, archived)
# IT'S A DOG THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU, MOHAFO?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# I've been better
to be perfectly honest with you.
How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# A general theme at the moment is anger. Apart from that I'm not too bad.
What's impeding your smiles?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:51, archived)
# My mood always seems to be a polar opposite to everyone else's.
I hope my overwhelming happiness right now can rub off on all of you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:01, archived)
# I AM ANGRY AT YOU. RUB THIS OFF, YOU BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# I didn't mean that. I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN ANY OF MY BANTER TO HEART.
I ONLY DO IT BECAUSE I CARE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:03, archived)
# YOU BETTER BE FULL OF LOVE AND HAPPINESS, JERK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)
# I didn't mean that. I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)
# SORRY MEANS IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, TTSSATTSR.
DON'T APOLOGISE IF YOU DON'T MEAN IT.

YOU'LL BE HAPPIER IF YOU STOP APOLOGISING FOR THINGS YOU DO ALL THE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:14, archived)
# WOULD IT HELP IF I SAID YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# DID IT HELP LAST TIME?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:24, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU KNOW IT DID.
YOU WERE SWOLLEN WITH RAINBOWS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:24, archived)
# I'M THINKING OF GETTING BACK INTO THE LIFE-COACHING GAME.
DO SOME PUSHUPS AND GIVE ME TEN BUCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)
# One of my clients is a corporate coach.
Ten US bucks would buy you just over a minute of their time. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)
# Yeah, I managed to get a few jobs a while back
Consultancy fees are fucking great if you can get them.

It's hard to get more than a couple of days work for any one business at those rates though - the expectation is you'll fix things pretty much instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# I GUESS THE WORLD JUST ISN'T READY FOR MY SHIFT-KEY ATTITUDE
My perfect job would be like Kato in the Pink Panther movies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# I'd be the best kato ever.
FUCK YOU, INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:13, archived)
# seriously, wanting a corporate coach would be the time i kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# You wouldn't be sorry for long if you hired me
the only catch is that I'm not moving to canada
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:35, archived)
# i'm a complete screwup, but i know they're nonsense.
i've done corporate, it's more insipidly predictable than victorian dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Name one aspect of life that isn't (except maybe being in love).
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)
# driving a moped while drunk with your feet trapped in big glass jars of mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:52, archived)
# I predict a crash and I also guarantee some ankle lacerations.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# luckily there'll be plenty of mayonnaise about.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# INSIPIDLY PREDICTABLE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Oh but I am.
I'm totally going to shit rainbows into your mouth.

As pinochet said, "through reason or through force".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)
# when i hear the world 'culture', i reach for my friend gronkpan's rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:43, archived)
# And then you realise that the pacific ocean is in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:51, archived)
# you only think i'm in canada.
in reality, i live right next door.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)
# At the registry of births, deaths and marriages?
That can't be comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:55, archived)
# I AM ASSUMING YOU DON'T LIVE ON SHITRAGS BLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# assume nothing. i'm everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:57, archived)
# I don't think we can be friends anymore
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:11, archived)
# I have of late but wherefore I know not
lost all my mirth.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)
# Where did you last have it?
I'm not being a dick, think about where you were last time you were happy.

At the very least you'll know where you lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# man, i hope he wasn't straddling the bidet at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)
# are you kidding? that is what we life-coaches describe as a "quick win".
Either install a bidet or go somewhere that has one and BINGO, HAPPINESS RESTORED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)
# bingo parlours have bidets?
the low-class and poor are a surprising lot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:46, archived)
# I used the word "bingo" to emphasise the whole "quick win" thing I said beforehand.
I do that sometimes.

BINGO! MISUNDERSTANDING RESOLVED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)
# that's ridiculous.
bingo is a serious game, like baseball and murder.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# The only mysteries about murder or baseball are the ones that people apply to them.
They're blatantly obvious when all the facts are known.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:05, archived)
# you'll be better again soon, i trust.
let us know if we can help.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)
# THAT'S HIS REFLECTOVISION.
THEIR EYES REFLECT (also: refract) THE LIGHT.

CHECK IT OUT, TTSSATTSR, IT'S REFLECTOVISION.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:00, archived)
# *_*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)
# I think I may have vectored this dog.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:50, archived)
# i don't remember seeing that...
...i googled dog pics and this one came up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)
# I'll take a look but I doubt I can find it.
I have too many images.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)
# I hope that no matter how sad you are right now I can reason with you enough to be able to shit a rainbow into your mouth
I'd hate to force it on you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)
# I think probably only fairies can shit rainbows.
Are you a fairy gronkpan?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)
# DON'T ASKS THESE TYPES OF QUESTIONS
I had a thai duck salad last night.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:23, archived)
# FUCK, DO I ASKS ABOUT THE SALAD
OR DO I NOT ASKS ABOUT THE SALAD??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# I HAVE DECIDED IT APPROPRIATE TO INFORM YOU I TOOK MY SOCKS OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# SHIT'S GETTING SERIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)
# MY SHIT IS ALWAYS SERIOUS, TTSSATTSR.
LET IT BE KNOWN, INTERNET: I AM SERIOUS ON THE INTERNET, I CARE ABOUT THE INTERNET AND I HAVE A WHOLE LOT TO PROVE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:10, archived)
# PEAR SALAD.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# It was a good salad and I also ordered too many moneybags to eat.
My diet's been going really well but it was nice to eat a lot on a friday night. I did an 8km walk today to make up for it and it was a goodwalk in the sunshine. I've got little flaps of skin on the bottom of where my belly used to be.

also: I became 100% debt free last week, that still feels good.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)
# PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME, BITCH.
IMA CUT YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Open your mouth while I stand on this table.
BRACE YOURSELF FOR RAINBOWS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# *braces*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:55, archived)
# I AM PAYING YOU WITH EMPTY PROMISES AND BROKEN DREAMS.
JUST LIKE YOU WANTED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:09, archived)
# AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO IT
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# i plated a little bioshock a while back.
it was fun and i died.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# I thoroughly enjoy it. I hit everything with my wrench.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I need to borrow an xbox so I can play it.
I played it for an hour or so but it was getting a bit antisocial because I was at a party so I stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# my ex won a new x-box 360 thingy.
i played it for a while - he just finished bioshock but he harvested too many of the girls so he has to go back and play it again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:35, archived)
# I really like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)
# mine get out of control too...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)
# you put too much awesome into your drawings to waste them on animations.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# thanks...
...i always wanted to animate stuff though,....... so now i can... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# well done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)
# I forgot to mention: this picture is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# THAT LOOKS LIKE TATOINE!
is lemons about?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# right here.
lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# I am loving your Watchers...
But everytime I see them, I think of Easter Island, Big Stone Heads!

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:34, archived)
# I love this!!!
I will steal this idea if I may
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# You may, sir
(blushing)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# There you go
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ha ha, lovely!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# nice one
you stopped me rapidly scrolling down the board
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# this is an ood facility
aicmfpi
(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# TAKE DRUGS!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:30, archived)
# I DON'T WANT TO SWALLOW A COCKWEASLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Where is cockweasle at the moment?
I haven't seen him since he said he didn't have much food.

I hope he's ok
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH FOOD.
WHAT TIME IS IT, GRONKPON?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Yeah
this happened a few months ago too, he only had pasta and curry sauce in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)
# somebody...
...save the poor bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)
# I wrote to him back then
because I was worried about him starving. He was actually more concerned about affording his ciggies I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# as long as he's ok
I used to have a bit of a feast/starve cycle going a few years back, so I can understand that kind of mentality.

It's great fun when you're paid.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# i gazzed him advice too.
i would like to have an advice column in a newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# he's ok, i'm feeding him bits of dead skin i chip off my feet with a carpet knife.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)
# what a guy...
...we knew you had a heart!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# he gets to eat that eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# THIS IS THE PUNCTUATION POLICE
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR GRIEVOUS APOSTROPHE HARM

LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Starry Starry Shite...
I've been in the back garden taking lots of photos of the moon ("That's no star!")...

...I'm now off to shave my ear.
(AdrianJ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)
# It's pretty fucking good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# cool...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# The Federation of Light
THEY HAVE COME*!

*not on me, though
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# woah nice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# They've come for the
funky danse moves
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I'd completely forgotten about that delightful clip
And now I want to watch it many times.
But I'm tired, and off to bed.
Nite b3ta, I leave you with another wallpaper I just done:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# old gif circa 1950
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# I love soft-boiled eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)
# gifs were made out of solid steel in those days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)
# this gives me...
...a royal pain.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Have a drunk girl with pointy ears and hard nipples.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Don't make me link to my last post already
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Hahah
I just did.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Wheres the tail?
edit: sorry for rudeness, its good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Right on her arse.
It´s full of shit.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# only if she's prepared to clean my floors.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)
# She may do it
with her tits.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# the pointy ears make her look like a furry
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# She shaves, though.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# How hard? Could they beat up a stoat?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# This
b3ta.com/board/8846598
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# He looks so sad.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# A sick burn can do that to a guy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# I hate the way sick burns.
It's like acid. Smelly lumpy acid.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# That's what you get for jerking off to hentai.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# You get more of a friction burn surely.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Not if you do it right.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# That's when the bleeding occurs!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# That's exactly what sick is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Spit is alkaline though, so swallowing a few times neutralises it right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# *zips up*
*looks shifty*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# GRAPE NOT LIKE LIME.
LIME NOT LIKE GRAPE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)
# That's a serious overbite
He should see the dentiste.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# they put extreme braces on you. not fun
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# *insert micto's famous wooyay here*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# But...
it's a pea. Peas don't even do that.


They better not. Or I'm never eating peas again.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)
# i like the guy on the left...
...but the guy on the right is a dick!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)
# I am successful, happy with my friends really quite beautiful
but one time I jerked off to hentai.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)
# Am it Obama tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# not quite yet
just a couple weeks though
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# That's frightfully wishfull thinking.
I don't have much faith in the American public.
Quick show of hands. Who, truthfully, does everyone think will win it?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# i'm knocking on wood as i say it
but obama is poised to take a lot of formerly republican-leaning states. every major news poll projects obama winning with a bigger electoral vote than bush beat kerry with in 04.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I hope Obama does
But I have a terrible feeling that McCain will win.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# whoever wins also loses.
www.b3ta.com/board/8800407
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Obama.
The Supreme Court just denied the Ohio restraining order that the republicans had imposed upon the secretary of state to be able to review ballots that were cast early.

AND Obama has just announced tonight that it's time for the Attorney General to get his fucking ass in line and actually do some investigatin'.

The guy is kicking some serious conservative ass.

But we know how the authoritarian mind works. They never stop fucking around. I'm hopeful. And naive.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)
# No, but it will be soon
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# eeeep!!
pretty good shop
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# fcuk!heh heh
glad y'not my plastic surgeon
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# mccaindrainthemainveintime...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Hallowe'en soon...
So, why not?

Photobucket
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Stop thinking of Stallone
Stop
Stop
Stop


Please stop.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD THAT TANK GIRL MOVIE WAS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# There was a tank girl movie?
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# oprah prefers that it be called 'the colour purple'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# no. Im not sure what the fuck it was....But it wasn't Tank Girl.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# "how much are water and power paying you to spy on us?"
"three dollars and fifteen cents!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# "Who wants an oil change?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# "it's been swell, but the swelling has gone now"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I think you mught have missed
an 'nt out of that.
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Tann'tk girl?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# demolition man
my god, i don't know which one to look at!
*drools uncontrollably in the throes of a stallone/snipes frenzy*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Surely it'd be Snipes?
Stallone looks like he's been headbutted by a concrete hippo.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# still would
especially in that silky chinese tunic thing he wears to go to taco bell.
snipes is truly gorgeous with that blonde hair, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# He's the worst Italian ever.
EVER
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# STILL would.
i hold everyone american up to the fran drescher scale: if they annoy me as much as her voice does, i wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# waa yoo taain aowt?
no fuiiin onrette ippo edutted eee
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# *resists the urge to yell "yo, adrian!" at the cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# don't you mean
ariiaaa


right, i'm off to bed. shattered and have the sister's nippers around tomorrow so need me strength
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# i'm off myself now.
got brain-ache from this screen and the excessive coughing. nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# night night
hopefully you haven't got the same cough i had, still ain't got my voice back

see ya this time tomorrow :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# watched (most) of Dredd for the first time last night
quite a funny film.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I used to love 2000ad when I was a kid
Not too big a fan of Judge Dredd but I liked Ace Trucking co.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Got a bit trippy when there was 2 of them though.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# The whole thing was trippy,
being a kid I didn't get that but I still thought it was fucking cool!
I've managed to source digital copies of the whole thing start to finish, but have yet to get round to reading them.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Oh man,
I remember the day I took all my 2000ad's out for the bonfire.

Some nights I cry myself to sleep.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I've got about 2 gig's worth of this stuff zipped.
www.b3tards.com/u/a9f9c0acfa675a2e71d8/2k_01.jpg
but only the issues with ace trucking in.

Edit: I feel your pain, I remember saying to my Mum that she could give my lego to the jumble sale, I had tonnes of the stuff.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Some people might think that's a bad scan
But they really printed it that crappily in those days.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Considering it's only 3 years younger than me
I'd say it was in pretty good nick.

Well the bed it beconing, gnite b3ta.
(-_-) z z Z
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Hallowe'en! Annual ghost-shooting time!

Edit: Also, new wallpapers:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# i love hallowe'en!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# i don't know what this is, but it smells of nerd.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Do you know what? I only just realised the problem with the dayshift on b3ta.
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# that and the fact that they're daypeople.
nocturnals are more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# I only really post during the day (my daytime)
I have two reasons:

- it's when there are fun people to talk to

- I have to be up at 5:30am these days
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:34, archived)
# yes, why not
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# haha
i'm gonna wear it to hold-up the halifax tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# What exactly are you planning on stealing?
The pens?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Nobody has said it, so I will
This is Frickin marvellous!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Beadrian.

Got a load of beads from Ikea on Sunday and had no idea what I was gonna do with them.
Until weds night that is! :D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# piss off and take your unbridled talent with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Claaaaaaaaaan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# not bad
just wish this cough would fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I know what you mean!
*angries*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# i'm eating black hall's like they're going out of fashion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# They are lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# 4 packets in 3 days
and i'm still coughing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I've just made it into a fridge magnet.
and it's a lot more to do with patience than talent, which sums up everything in my life pretty much.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# so
sex takes hours, then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Yeah
it's a real grind!
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# pff!
you big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Liking muchly
*clicksies*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# hama beads!
Very woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# good show
clickage.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I do enjoy
those beads

Furtive
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# aslso...
mario
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Nice,
I was considering doing some nintendo stuff, check out my profile and you'll see why.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# THAT
is FUCKING AWESOME!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Hey!
I made that!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# You also
bought the beads.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# but I took
the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# but I made that!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Fucking Brits
ripping off nice American girls. It's a disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# What witchcraft binds such mystic tokens together?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# The ancient mystery
of a hot iron.

You place the beads on a little peg board to hold them in place and them run over them with a hot iron to melt them together.

They were selling them really cheap in Tesco last time looked.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Ahhh so they aren't reusable then.
I thought they might be like those magnetic stick things you can build towers with.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# We have ones over here
that bind together when you spray them with water. They spent a lot of money advertising their "new formula" after it was discovered that a drug similar to rohypnol was produced when they got wet.

www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=69506
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# heat
if i remember correctly
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# i like...
...this one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 4:51, archived)
# ahah!! I remember them :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# a friend of mine did this:
www.braball.com/MoreArt/Images/IKEA.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I did this:
www.b3ta.com/links/Art_Cars
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# One time, in Art School
two students did a version of "Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte" using color paper dots glued on a wall. It took them all semester! The finished size was 10ft x 15ft!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Ridiculous day of being driven around caused this today...


All fucking day, how hard is it for grans to know where they are going?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# mine aren't going anywhere.
they're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# you sure?
you can get motorised coffins these days
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# one's been down there 34 years
the other for 24 years. i think they're pretty much dust by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# fair enough
how are you anyway?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# not too bad
shaking off the last of this cough and saving strength for next weekend's debauchery ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# what you up to next weekend?
just realised i'm gonna be in london during the Chelski game, will probably leave the shirt at home for safety's sake
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# i am having a birthday party.
it will be quite a small party, but i will be very drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# they're the best way
i only ever have small parties (usually barbies), but always end up wankered, was catatonic last year apparently
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# i'm having it at my mate's house
his is bigger than my place and closer for my guests. i intend to spend next sunday very hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# good plan
and be too hungover to tidy up :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# exactly.
my mate is great. him and his ex threw me a surprise party before i went into hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I have a lovely image in my head
of a little train system running around the house, with trucks that have urns on them going round and round and round.
No idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# One of mine is.
Well, my great Gran.
It's Granny's anniversary this weekend, though :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, be sure and tell her...
sat-nan! sat-nan! sat-nan!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# mine are all dead. this device is useless.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Pfft!
And on that note, I am off to bed to watch one of the worst films ever made!

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Which is?
Go on, tell....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# The Parole Officer.
It really is shit, but I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# There are worse films
I would so screw the car theif from the beginning, but now though, not then. Can't remember her name.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# "Is that a gun in your pocket?"
"No it's my penis."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# haha :D
*eximplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# You should have got one of these...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# have you used the sat nav in the source?
it's so shit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# don't install the thatcher version.....
the ladys not for turning.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# fwip fwip fwip™

I am off to watch Once Upon A Time In The West now, I keep getting in Western moods of late.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# you are a strange, strange little monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# ook ook
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Thats orangutans you bloody fool :P
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha!
*gets massacred by a certain librarian*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# hide me!
i said the "m" word!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# If I got turned into an ape I wouldnt want to be turned back either.
Think about it, it would be totally sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# it would.
except i hate bananas. they make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I have just finished reading Thud! again.
There is a bit about Who Watches The Watchmen, it made me glee a little bit because of the film coming out next year.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# WHAT FILM????
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# WATCHMEN
like the comics/graphic novel.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# do you know EXACTLY when it's coming out?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Look on the website or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# :D I am looking forward to that.
I have a feeling that they may not fuck it up. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# The trailer looks pretty good.
I have ordered a nice shiny new copy of the novel as well.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# ooh fab!
I managed to steal my Pratchett books back off my dad, and am enjoying pissing myself with laughter on a regular basis all over again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I re-read a few of my Discworld books a few weeks ago
Prior to taking them to a charity shop.
I only had up to Thief of Time though. Keep meaning to get t'others out of library.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# YOU GAVE THEM AWAY???!!???
you are dead to me!

*turns back on tangy*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *sigh*
Once again my rampant philanthropy works against me.
Damn you, rampant philanthropy!
*shakes angry fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# repent all you like, i still haven't forgiven you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# :(
Would my situation improve if I stressed how much I thoroughly re-enjoyed them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# no.
i'm on my second copy of some of them, i've worn the originals out from so much re-reading. i still won't get rid of them.

some of them are autographed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# ^^this
and it annoys me how they've brought out those new black cover-designs
NOW THE NEW BOOKS DON'T FIT IN WITH THE OLD BOOKS AND ARE GETTING BULLIED BECAUSE THEY DON'T LOOK THE SAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# my discworld shelf is a joy to behold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# mine was
til my mam messed it up.
have had to separate the books now, but i need a bigger bookcase, and if i get that i may re-unite them
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# i got new shelves from ikea
specifically for my discworld books
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# :D
i'm leaching at the mo.
but until i get a job and decide whether i'm moving out in the near future or not i've got no choice.

my bookcase is my sister's old one, one of the little Ikea ones that folds away when it's not in use. she had two of these plus a 6ft tall one, not enough space for her books, so she had one alcove in her bedroom converted into a fitted, double deep, bookcase. and still had a pile of books about the height of her (two stacks) unread that didn't fit. so now she's got a 6ft book case as well as the built in.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# when i moved into my new place
i got almost £4,000, so i left my old furniture behind and bought all new stuff. 2x6ft bookcases and 1x3ft.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# nice
books will definitely have a place to live when i eventually somewhere to live
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# about half of my collection
(pre-hogfather anyway) came from a mate of my brother's whose boyfriend made her give them away. bastard, but i wasn't complaining.

as for the black covers i refuse to buy them, don't have most of the new ones in paperback anyway
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i've got 25 in paperback
the rest are hardback, but they were all birthday/christmas presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i've not bought one
for about 8 years, or if i have i've used christmas money so it doesn't count. just the peripheral books (mapps etc)first one i got was eric, then my parents bought me the death trilogy (I blame them for the poster of the grim reaper on my wall, and my one time desire to have Death on one shoulder blade and DoR on the other (with Death of fleas in his paw) and the Death keyring i have which nearly got taken off me when flying to Dublin (i now leave my keys in my hold luggage if i need to fly with them) but they did buy me the keyring) i got the witches trilogy out from the library once, and was determined that i would get the same volume rather than three individual books, unfortunately it was out of print so took me two/three years to get. when i got the aforementioned freebies I was only missing Guards Guards, which i think was also out of print as the only liverpool bookstore with a copy at that time was blackwells (and i think the watch trilogy was first published quite soon after) have two copies of the truth because my mum was too lazy to see if i already had the hardback, and my brother had already told her he was getting me thief of time (waited for paperback of that one for some reason)
everything since night watch i've got hardback. including my signed Thud! :D (present off my best mate who loves the books as much as me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# my sis buys them for me
everyone in the family knows i go positively rabid when a new one comes out. Thud! is awesome, but i still prefer Night Watch.
bugger, i'm going to have to re-read it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# aye
monstrous regiment is a weird one for me, really enjoy it whilst i'm reading it, but it's not a classic.
think this new one should be good, but i'm more interested in next year's
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# i love monstrous regiment
but i know what you mean, it's a bit of a detour from his usual style. nation looks good, despite not being set on discworld.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# This is bloody excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# hehe thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# see those worms!
super stuff. it's not a western, but have you seen (or read) 'wise blood'? disturbing and good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# nope, but I will do soon
I just got a copy off amazon for a penny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# cheap bastard!
enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I did pay £2.75 postage
which was stretching the budget a bit I must admit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# i support my local library.
and i steal books from shops.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# "really want to see those worms."
ainsley.
that's really well drawn. a joy to look at
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# "worms want really those to see"
harriott.
Thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I wouldn't trust that thing
Look at its teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Yay
and woo =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Diego Madonna...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# STOP
in the name of luuuurve
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# would
milked?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# which of them were you trying to make sexier again?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# this explains your username quite nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# haha!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# shopped pics only
please :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# FUUUUUUCK
They're still out there :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ALSO: ITS MY BIRTHDAY.
BRING ME CAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# also: i ate it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# SNARN APPROVED/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# good fucking snarns
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# No cake
But have Brea Grant off Heroes. Mind the artifacts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# HAWT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# happy birthday lemmy!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Cheers Muu!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# watch your time perception
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Joss Acklund's Spunky Backpack Cake
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Stimlates the part of the brain
known as Shatner's Bassoon
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Happy birthday, you loveable bastard.
*Cakes and drinkies*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# here you go!
*encakes*

it's my birthday on wednesday, i expect cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Have they finally come to get me out of here?
They're class.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# DO NOT GO TO THE WOODS TODAY.
www.wearethelemon.co.uk/pictures/FogThing2.jpg

www.wearethelemon.co.uk/pictures/FogThing.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Clicks for both.
Just brilliant. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Hurray
for aceness =)

My new desktop piccy =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Bigger for your pleasure.
www.wearethelemon.co.uk/pictures/FogThingMassive.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Woo!
/papers
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# orsome
new desktop sorted
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Cor they look scary!
*click*

*gives cayke*
G'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *Noms cayke*
G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# wallpaper-size for this series, please.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8846337
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# FANKOO MR THE LEMON!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# The other two I saved as they are.
I did a big one of this one because it was luckily still open when I was asked.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Seris?!
Links please!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8846330
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Thats some woo there!
remember spidercats?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# do they hunt mouseflies?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Woo! found a link!
moonscrater.com/lostcamera/pshot09.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# haha, took me a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Thats is awsome!
Especially if I tilt my monitor so the bottom of the pic is really dark
*edit* how I saw it:
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# get a new monitor
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# woooeeaaarr I just caught a bug that looks eerily similar to these
although thankfully on a smaller scale and bright green!
Happy Birthday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# ARGH KILL IT.
Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# HERE IS YOUR BIRTHDAY BUG :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# that would be a great birthday tradition.
vermin for presents.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# haha :D
Aaahh a rabid cockroach! I never knew you cared!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# the greeting card industry will love it.
'this year, hook him with hookworms!'
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# OH WOW.
This is the best birthday bug ever.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# PLEASE TAKE IT FROM ME.
I caught it as it was sneaking up on my pet garden spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Get well soon.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I THINK IT'S TERMINAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I think I caught the broam
*sad smilie*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# :(
OHNOES
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# fuck me. i am never going outside again
at least not to the woods
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# yikes.
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# lexx. series 4. anal carrots.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Isn't that the one which had a robotic hovering foot or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# it had an insane robot head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# THIS IS FUCKEN GREAT...!!!...
...have some cake!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# FUCK ME LEMONS THIS IS AN AWESOMES PICTURES HAPPY DAYYS ASWElLL, I WILL DRAW YOU SOMETHING LATER, ie. TOMORROW, A WHOLE NEW DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:35, archived)
# A belated "Top broams!"
and "Happy the Birthdays!"

I do like these pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Helvetica collection.
After watching the film I decided to put together a collection of the most famous logos that use this amazing font.
I swear I see it at least 20-30 times a day now....



Click for bigger (67KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# what about b3ta?
I should point out, I know nothing about fonts. I may be nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# huh?
should b3ta go above or below BASF?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# third
left
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# buh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# duh!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# pluh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Above.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# merci
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# De rien mon ami.
Cava hier soir?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# oui cest bon...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# no you are right
its there now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# To me the word helvetica is a scenario first and a typeface second.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# When the hell did Eliza Carthy go all ska punk?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# i only deal with companies that choose marlett.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# hahah
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# public service message:
tramp stamps in helvetica are, like, classy and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I think I saw some porn recently with a woman who had a helvetica tattoo
saying something like "if you want to sing, sing"

I ignored it. I was looking at her minge.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i saw some porn once with a headless guy. i didn't know what to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# haha
I hope he eventually got some head.

no. no. I'm sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Ooooh
Might have to acquire that film. I love typography.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# gill sans ftw
if it's good enough for the bbc and edward tufte..
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# And Penguin books!
Don't forget Penguin books!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# most of those companies have merged recently
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

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