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Suddenly, this.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

tough I really like your pictures

I fear for your sense of reality ;D

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

Reality is what is perceived

...or does it just seem that way?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

I'm not going to react on this since I have to work, still It would be a very nice drunk conversation...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

reality is

what the majority of people perceive and through that joint consensus is defined as being real. well.. at least according to neitzsche.

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arrangedletters, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

Personally I subscribe to solipsism.

At least, I think I do.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

O_0

mother wasp mind controls grey doc to cure her mutated coccoon kid

whoa, sounds like a music album name

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

PSYCHIC WASPS

ARGH ARGHGHGBBBZzbzzzbzzbzzzbzzzzbzzBZBZzbzzzBZBZZZZzzzzlololOLBZZBZZzzzzLOL

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

Go on, admit it

This is what the inside of your house looks like....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

now go and tidy your room

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

sometimes

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

This is what my nightmares are made of

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

FUCKING WOOO!!!

and huzzah for your continued use of b3tards as opposed to the mean oppresive b3ta servers which are blocked by my work pooter.

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Just Flange, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

I've been having a bit of trouble getting the b3ta uploader to work

Anyone else having the same problem?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

don'use it, it's shit!!

/mayjustbeupsetathavingaboardfullofredexesduetotheoverproliferationopfb3tahostingusersonthesedaysblog

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Just Flange, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

im a hard bastard

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

haha

should have made it into
Gillette MACHO3

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

I'm going to put this here...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

wouldn't

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

aww comprawn!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

high class escort

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

The Mach 3 Turbo proves that you don't need more than 3 blades on a razor

/best razor I've ever used

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

Buy company? Y/N

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

hahaha: Y

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

That new 'Azor' thingy from King of Shaves is pretty damned awesome

even if it means going to Tescos to get one.

"I thought the only reason Sainsbury's and Tescos existed was to keep the riff-raff out of Waitrose"

/Alan Coren blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

GREAT THING ABOUT BEARDS #4.3

No need to buy expensive razors, or shave daily. Use saved money on fags and, if desired, beard conditioner.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

I suffer from 'beard that has to be maintained'

i.e. not an all-over-face beard. More damn trouble than it's worth, frankly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

a beard that's not on your face?

*compiles list of possibilities*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

I knew you'd pick me up on that.

You horror! ;-)

It's a mini beard / goatee or whatever...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

I think it's know as a "Craig David"

*runs*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

*trips up*

*kills with kill-o-matic knife-throwing hammer*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

haha

sorry. I'm currently only long-stubbly at the moment, as I gave myself a rather fetching handle-bar moustache for halloween.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

ever been to France?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

Don't forget Toe-beard.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

yes, that is a different kettle of beards.

I just let mine grown until it gets long enough to get matted and make me look like a tramp, then shorten it a little.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

Good skills, sir

Amongst other things I like the cut of, your jib is indeed high on my list.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

*tips cap*

and you sir, and you. I dare say if you happen to be happening upon Germany at some future date, then I should be greatly obliged whence we two partook in a quaffing of beverage and a puff on the old pipe.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

DON'T DO IT GRUNTY!

He wants you to suck his co...oh wait I see now

as you were

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

bwahahahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

pfft

I can't say I've ever referred to my manly piece as "the old pipe".

Not previously anyway.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

I will indeed, sir

My aged relative inhabits the environs of Hamburg, so visits to the Fatherland* are oft upon the books.

*unintentional

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

Hmm

I dare say Hamburg would be a journey too far for my poor horses.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

Ahh, no - Germany has coooooool trains, I love zooming around on them,

Are you long away from Schleswig Holstein?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

haha... yes... I just checked Deutsche Bahn

The train journeys range from 8 to 11 hours.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

Where the feck do you live?

Madagascar?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

Jena.

Far away from everywhere.
1 hour from Leipzig, 2-3 hours from Berlin.
It's east germany. Every other major city is a bit further away.
Hopefully going to Berlin for Christmas shopping, but no idea about when, I've got my final PhD. exam on the 5th, so I can't really think past then at the moment, without my arse falling out.

Edit: Also, the trains in Germany are a bit fucked at the moment. They've discovered technical problems with the tilt-technology of the trains, which means a lot of trains are no longer operable, and the ones that are, go very slowly, late, or not at all.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

cor

I'd like to go to Jena

I've done Waterloo and Borodino

/Napoleon geek

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

hahaha

fuck, my first thought there was: "I don't remember that bit in Napoleon Dynamite"

but, then I stopped being retarded, and remembered that they have a yearly Napoleon parade thingy, where people dress up (accurately) as French soldiers and Jenensers. I'm not really sure what they do afterwards... maybe a fight somewhere. It's a very big occasion though, and quite nice, if you like that kind of thing. Weimar is also nearby, which has a bit of Napoleon influence, the little ubiquitous bugger that he is.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

ive let mine grow for about a month now,

couldnt be bothered shaving and its gotten past the itchy phase so im happy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

that's herpes you've got, not a beard

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

*continues laughing from previous Mighty N post*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

indeed

i have hair-peas and also the odd hair-bean

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

hahahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

I agree

I bought one. In Sainsbury's. They don't like my sort in Waitrose, apparently.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

^This.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

Perfect for Desperate Dan

Have another not-worth-own-thread pun-type thing.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

I saw what you did there

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

it's funny cos your name is wobbly bloke

and i was trying to think of a pun involving the sound a saw makes

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

i'm RISnig all over the place.

please advice

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

ever picked up a large saw and wobbled it?

and WB is right, Rolf Harris uses it in practically every song ever

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

Silly Ass on Fire...

RIS is the noise a electric circular saw makes.. not the hand tool variety...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

heh

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

Ask Rolf

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

yeni!

Tj: okay, board, if I were to choose from these cities to go to in December, which should I choose:
a. Madrid
b. Stockholm
c. Istanbul (been there before though)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

You forgot 'Norwich' from that list

'A Fine City' that it is.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

Hahahaha

hahahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

arf

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)

Istanbul

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

was Constantinople

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

LOL

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

d. Wells, Somerset

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

It depends on what you want to do I suppose.

I've only been to Madrid from your list.
It has a good amount of museums and is great for bars & food.
/Judith Chalmers blog.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

Sounds good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

Stockholm

Then take a trip up north for the Northern Lights. And take me.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

You want to go further north for Northern Lights...

Trondheim is a good spot - awesome Northern Lights this last February.

Edit: If you're staying in Stockholm, stay at least a couple of nights at the Grand... one of the best ever. Great bar as well. *hic*

If you can bill your clients for it, that is

Edit Edit: Sorry couldn't find the link - here you go: www.grandhotel.se/in_english/default.asp

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

Plus

You could stay here, dog.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

"A new depot for commuter trains has recently been built in the municipality"

fuck, I'm there!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

Alright

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

Madrid is excellent.

Some excellent eating and drinking to be had there.

and some very fine looking fillies, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

Sockholm.

Madrid'll be damp and meh.
Istanbul's not worth the trip.
Stockholm'll be cold and snowy and ace.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

Sockholm, eh?

direct ferry from Shoeburyness

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

^ this

snow ftw

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

Hmmm, also this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

I'd go for

Rajasthan or Kerala

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

go to Madrid

Awesome for museums, art galleries, football, tapas bars, shopping. Although I do prefer Barcelona...

It's really cold at the moment though so bring a jumper!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

Barcelona!

Such a beautiful horizon

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

i love barcelona :)

I was there for 'work' a month ago

Also isn't barbarossa an awesome map on coduo *cough*

www.holymugs.com/~gow/Croppers%20Share/Barca/PA260339.JPG

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

I'm a what on the where now?

I went to Barcelona once. It was quite nice. I like all the Gaudi.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

I thought they dressed quite nicely...

sorry

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

I've been to Barcelona lots of times

and although you're right, it's probably not happening right now ;)

I count two votes for Madrid. I'll tell the missus.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

It's true

Its a genuine-ish leaked document!

(conehead Thought this might be amusing on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

Careful, the RIAA will sue...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

hahaha!

top hummus!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

Hahahaha

Good one

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

hahaha

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

give refunds?

pfft btw

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

That's top grade, that is.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

hahaha

very good

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

this would be faster

and more reliable than the network in our offices...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

or in any office.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

That's odd.

An office Intranet should be blisteringly fast even without the fastest protocols.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

but 2 cups 1 string

has no protocols at all.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

but it does have a following on the internet videoing reactions to it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

it does.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

Hehe, nicely

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

hahaha

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)

geeklol

(Stoopid_Faaka, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

I'm shuddering at the thought of a 4dam Bus

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

DING DING

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

*runs in direction of away*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

haha :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

EVERYONE RUNS FASTER WITH A KNIFE!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

only if you are a FPS

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

Hooray for Tesco Value...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

And they still are not bottom!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

Edit:

Yeah, they are, you pillock!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

errrr

i think you'll find that they are now...

(prostheses, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

good tuesday so far :-D

woo!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

S'pose I'll weigh in...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

is that

gnoasis?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

they're just a

tesco value oasis these days.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Which is some fucking award-winning barrel scraping, you'd have to say.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

hahaha ace

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

Woo for Tescos

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

hahaha....they're getting worse

but more......

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

Haha, nicely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

time for an over think

hex only grants 16 combinations =4 bits, if you can find 64 charactes on the keyboard (letters upper and lower plus numbers gives about that) then thats 8 bits=1byte, if you can speak them 2-3 characters/second, that would give a rate of a few bytes per second, so in a year you could get through as much as 100MB in a year

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wjh31, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

I hear the nurse's footsteps

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)

I always suspected that about Bond.

Too Alpha Male by half if you ask me...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

I tend to assume he's wearing ladies

underwear... and that he bullies other guys into slapping his junk about.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

Did he not get

his junk slapped around in the previous bond?
It was so memorable I have kind of forgotten.
I've never been a bond fan. ( apart from in the olden days when bond was proper )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

...and when all this was fields

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

I am in complete agreement with you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

ewww....

I didn't need that image in my mind....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

*replaces it with an image of beavers in a stream, wearing pink bras and rubbing their shit-ridden arseholses against spiny trees*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

Spiny Trees?

wasn't he a 1930's Jazz Trumpeter?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

No, you're thinking of Deaf-Boy Smedley.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

You are a bad mediocre.

No dinner for you - go to your room!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

HARDER

SQUEEZE THEM HARDER - good good - now stamp on it!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

Stop that.

Right now.

*shudders*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

COR LUMMIE!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

pfft

I saw that film last night. I was just a series of chase sequences linked by a few fights. The plot barely got a look in.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

if you haven't seen Iron Man yet

you should - it is good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

i saw Fracture

last week. good movie

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

good - I was going to see that - now I will

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

Is that the Anthony Hopkins one?

I thought that was a pretty good filum, ashually.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

it is.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

yes, a great film that!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

I saw it last week.

I didn't realise there was a plot trying to look in.

Or any comedy.

Or any decent bad guys.

Or any coolness.

Or any chase/fight scenes that were possible to follow. I have no idea how the fight scenes ended, it just seemed that the baddies kept fucking up of their own accord.

One of the shittest Bonds, in my opinion.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

and I tend to think Bond films are poor anyway

... so you've just successfully put me off thinking of going to see it at the flicks...

they're just bloody car and watch adverts now anyway

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

yes.

quantum of solace does manage to lack substance on a greater scale than any of the other Bond movies. Which is quite a spectacular feat.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

even the man with the Golden Gun?

*shudders*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

Thunderball was the best for me.

but only because I have memories of my dad taking me to see it in the mid 70's when it got a re-run at our local flicks. The only other film my dad took me to see was Bambi.
So Thunderball may or may not have been any good but it was a rare occasion when my dad was not at sea so I recall it as good. ( It was good, I know, it had Connery in it )

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

it's a sadly underatted Bond is Thunderball

on the back of Goldfinger, it's easy to understand why.
I'll even forgive Diamonds are Forever because it had Connery and Charles Gray in it, in
an otherwise feeble plot

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

yes, even that.

be very afraid.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

damn, was looking forward to it - bah!

hoped it'd be a nice continuation of CR in style and substance

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

I was just expecting a lot more, I think.

I thought Casino Royale was quite good, decent twists, and entertaining. I thought Quantum of Solace would be an attempt at being even better.

The action scenes appear to be shot by an ex-NYPD Blue cameraman, on a horse with Parkinson's.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

oh shit, it's another bourne sequel

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

It's not bad.

If you're a hummingbird.

This may not make any sense. I simply meant that key parts of the scene may or may not be visible for a millisecond or so, which means that if you blink, the scene is over, and you're never quite sure how he won the fight, you just know he did.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

I prefer the ones with the terrible puns

like in tomorrow never dies (i think its that one anyway, in korea)
Where he jumps and grabs a bell,
And says "saved by the bell" when he drops down.
Thats bond!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

Die Another Day

/bond geek

TND did have the awesome 'You always were a cunning linguist' gag though...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

Oh yes it was, I remember now, it was on itv2 the other week,

Pierce was a real bond.

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

Goldeneye

was the last great Bond film. Perhaps only for the dam bungee jump at he beginning, but that bit rules.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

^this

exactly. there was a lack of humour, coolness or cheekiness in this one. Casino Royale was much more enjoyable.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

I thought that too

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

you know, if you changed 'advert' to 'product'

you could line up the two 0's and make the 7/gun logo part of the 'h' for here.
:)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

*squints*

nah - can't see it meself.

*pokes with stick*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

I'll 'shop it then to show you

'ow do, fella

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

alreet, guv.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

I was racking my brain to think how I could incorporate the 0s. I was trying to make it like those adverts for adverts that you get on the back of train tickets though.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

mind if I have a go?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

Go for it.

I have to go out though so I wont see it until later.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

DON'T GO OUT THERE!

there are people!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

OH NOES!

*scareds*

Srsly tho, I'm late already. L8az dOOdz

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

Not sure about this one, guv.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

This

this * 1000000

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

(

WormuIus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

Hahahahahhahahahahahahha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)

Only Quantum for me?

(

Q4nobody, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

wow!

this is really well shopped!

woo! and yay!

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

Woo

Lol

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

i knew it

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

NO NO NO STOP GETTING BOND WRONG

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

BNOD?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

STOP GETTING BOD WRONG

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

Hi-de-hi!

I've just wasted twenty minutes of my rather pointless existence making this crap:

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

good larf

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)

Don't feel bad

That lot spent 20 years making crap like Hi-De-Hi, Oh Dr Beeching and You rang M'lud!

Anyway. I liked it! :OD

(

Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)

My god

I'd confined Oh Dr Beeching! to the far recesses of my (admittedly tiny) mind!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

Indeed

this man stands for all that is shit about TV

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

his neck has always been scary, in my opinion.

woo.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)

Too bloody right! I think it's extra scary here though

'cos I had to cut off the real Paul Shane's head and graft it onto a 'lookalike's body - I couldn't find a full-length image of the real thing.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

Hahahaha

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)

It's great isn't it?!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)

heh

I get about halfway through and think, "God, is this humourless shite really worth the effort? Isn't there something better I could be doing?".

This time though I ignored the doubts and ploughed on, and looking at the results I'm thinking, "was it worth it?"

/depressed blog

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

I repay you with teas and huggage.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

*tea glees*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

Ted Bovis is one of the finest examples of man ever known

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

I've been in bed...

with a close member of his family.
True story! (Won't say who, as she might read this!)

(Virulent, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

L'KEEEEEEAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

Click for bigger (184KB)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

Gaultier

WINS

FATALITY

Woo :)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

haha!

nicely!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)

This deserves more comment

Woo!

(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

thank you.

I'm beginning to think it might be too subtle.

For those who are RISing,

Bruce Lee on the left.
Boss on the right, smashed to fuck.
Like in his films.
When he smashes the Boss to fuck.
Eg. "The Big Boss"

For those who got it, well done.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)

I got it!

*prouds*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

well done :D

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

Ohhhhh! right!

I just thought it was Jean-Paul Gaultier and Hugo Boss throwing down...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

look at the belly scars!

It's clearly Bruce Lee. Blue. In bottle form. With a bottle-top for a head.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

Yeah but...

Gaultier aftershave bottle - you can see how I could get my wires crossed...

Either way you look at it it's a good piece of shoppery IMHO

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

thank you, that'll do for me.

(I was attempting to make it look a bit like the Gaulthier bottle, so you're not incorrect.)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

Arf!

Noon sah!
How's one?

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

good, but knackered

and can't be arsed working, hence spending a fairly long time on a tenuous aftershave/Lee related pun.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

*post moved for slight comic effect*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

Quick run it's.....

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

The Pall Mall Ball Call

It works!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

the Pull Mull Bull Cull?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

The pill mill bill .... um ....

kill?

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

The Pyll Myll Byll Kyll

... it's Welsh

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

Jim's Slim Gym Rim Vim

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

John Shon Gone Ron Von

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

Da do ron ron ron da do ron ron

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

the Poll Moll Boll Coll?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

you're thinking of

Dave's Rave Gave Cave Mave Wave

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

Lee's Tree Please and Tease Bees with Cheese

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

Quick, to the gels!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

apply more gel

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

i love the word DINGA

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

you loon!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

my favorite is the guy at the back

... he looks like he's sad and lonely and lost and feels left out. I identify with him...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

And his handbell is the smallest of the lot...

poor tyke

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

awww

he got to pick last :(

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

i'm guessing

he's the little brother of the second one

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

no, the first one

they have the same colour bell handles

thats how it works isnt it?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

yeah

and their mum told the older brother to look after the younger one.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

be careful.

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

That sign is making me think of the secret distress signal from Team America

Nicely done, btw

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

ha ha ha

I use that at work when I need help with something...

no one every realises what I'm doing though ... and they just try and avoided my gaze :(

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

You clearly need to use your acting more...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

perhaps

although perhaps I just need a different job...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

Silly Joel

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

Worst typo on an album cover ever...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

officelol

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

Bottle of red... Bottle of shite...

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

*secretly loves that song*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

haha

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

hahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

arf

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

haha good 'un

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

hahah!

ace!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

Hahahaha

Excellent!

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

MASSIVE DAMAGE

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

hmmmmm...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

Pawnographic!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)

hardcore pwned

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)

Yay... Helmet Porn!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)

pfffft

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

Hehe

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

hahaha

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

roffle

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

mayo

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

\o/

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

Hailp! somebody hailp!

Click for sauce
For Thursdays face off on PSFO

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

arf!!

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

arf?

In other news... Kill it - KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)

WhAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)

That would be quite impressive

jesus titty fucking himself

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)

not really

there's three of him... and one of them is just an essence...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)

Yes, but all the images display him as flat chested

and never with more then one of them in a room at a time

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)

MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

... so who am I thinking of then...?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

Barack Obama

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

and he can give himself

a tit wank?

someone should give him a position of authority.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

I think they might have done that last week or so....

or that might be what the puppy is for?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

that has broken my mind

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

this is really bad

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

heheh

did you do the ice one?

great taggage

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

No I missed it

But Barb did a good one.
:)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

ah yes

I think that one won, so you might be in with a chance.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

They won't fall for the same cheap gag twice... ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

Lully

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

NICE TAGGAGE

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

yes - I was the first person to say that

*dances like a sackboy*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

aaaahhh fanny flaps

*looks disappointed like a sackboy*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

Psssst...

I think he edited, you can carry on dancing...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

AW CUNTS YEAH!

*dances flailing arms wildly*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

swearing is fun

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)

Swearing is twatpricking fun

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

fuck yeah

arse worrier

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

Fucking plagiarist! ;)

What can I do now? Nothing, that's what!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

Haha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

pffff

"Just use the one leg"

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

Haha, I never even noticed that

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

that's cos it's not there

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)

Hahaha

ace!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)

HA HA HA

silly cheesehead

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)

flippin bandicoots

staying over there -- being endangered...

we've barely got any sharks left - is there a sign for that? No... because where would you put it? On the beach? There's no sharks there, in the sea? No one's going to see it.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)

pff

Parasaurolophus crossing

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

Hahaha

Did this always have the bit at the end?

I must've scrolled too early before..... unless it was someone elses first...?

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

Aha:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

hehe :)

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)

nice

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

very nice

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

yay

*claps*

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

You could do the same but animated....

I doubt I'll be as lucky as you were with yours somehow.
:)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

yay

first time b3ta post:

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

I liked that one ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

pfffft!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)

Should've read the signs

cfb

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

ha ha ha

yes, death, death, death, death

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)

pfft

yes, RETARD, RETARD, RETARD, EVEN BIGGER RETARD

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

not loading here

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

I like the last two

I keep reading the second from last one as "do not show your arse to the crocodiles" and the last one as "do not attempt to get a blowjob from the crocodiles".

(

hikari, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

That's fortunate

That's what it's meant to mean...

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

heh heh

*ticks*

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

ATTACK OF THE 50m DROWNER

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

haha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

Arf!

Toasty's animation with the laserbeam pwns this genre ;)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)

^this!

The horse one was my fave!
:D

Edit: Which should have come out for the extreme horses compo really!!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

horse one?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)

I have it somewhere.....

I will dredge it up shortly.
:)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)

I liked the old people crossing the road

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)

This

I say kill it with fire

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)

throw him an arfbelt

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

My First Post! Rumba rumba snort rip!

(Muddyfunkster, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

que?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

Nice

Welcome to b3ta, pull up a chair, become an elf, etc.

EDIT: I've no idea what your post is all about by the way, I'm guessing that the guy from Return of the Jedi is called Sullust?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

nobody told ME I could become an Elf!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

*sedates*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)

Sullust

is a planet =)

(

Addyjoe, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

he is called Nien Nunb

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

^^ points at the geeks

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

*opens curtains*

*removes grumble mags*

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

That's it!

I was trying to remember his name.

I had him twice, as an action figure

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

it's one of the only things I remember from a holiday in France in 1983

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)

Did you burn your neck?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)

I didn't like it

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)

Rumba Rumba Snort Rip, indeed . . .

indeed . . .Woo!
and welcome!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

Fucking YES!!!!

this is one of the best n00b postings in long while.

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

Hahaha

Lully!

(

Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

(

WormuIus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

Well roast my peas

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)

haha daftest award

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

welcome to b3ta fannyface! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

Nicely

Welcome to b3ta!

*fondles inappropriately*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

Simon Weston?

Wilkommen

(Darth Penders, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

She didn't have a spellchecker...

(

calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

I like the name Roald

it's odd. Like me.

Woo!

(

Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

I wouldn't call you odd, Jemima

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

What would you call me, Percy?

(

Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

damn you!

Slightly Eccentric, my Dear Ms Puddleduck

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

Only slightly, Mr Pig?

:OD

(

Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

Right, that's it Jemima. Geraldine Sega Saturn Puddleduck

I'm going to give you what for

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)

*What fors!*

*runs away giggling*

(

Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

*chases in a portly fashion*

I'll give you something to giggle about!

*realises how this could be misconstrued*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

*pokes portly belly*

*runs away again*

(

Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

ouch!

*wheezes*

I'll get you yet...

*bends over with hands on knees to catch breath*

*goes red*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

*gooses*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

quack!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

wasn't it mostly because he was Dutch or Swahili

or some sort of thing like that?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

Yes, mostly

*edit* but mostly the Norwegian thing...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

but also partially because of

... the phases of the moon and the tides of the sea, and connection with the universal electrical being.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

nothing to do with the GDP of Lithuania then?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

it's inversly disproportionate

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

I thought it was bilaterally interconnected?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

subcutaneously overemphatically leftfield underwear spanish Harlem

just across 110th street

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

Norwegian

I thought

Us Dutchies think Roald's an odd name too, dontchaknow

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

yeah - it's all the same to an uneducated lump like me

Dutch, Hollanish, Netherlanderish... Amsterdamien...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

Scotlandish....

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

\o/

similar but no

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

I prefer cheesehead

as the Belgians so rightly call us

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

mmm, Belgian Waffles.,,...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

blleagh!

sugary nonsense

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

a homosexual?

(

WormuIus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

not just now thanks

the mating ritual involves too much dancing for my tastes

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

nah

he was welsh and in the RAF

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8925844

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

once again the massed brains of B3ta

get it right

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

Or because he often roald out of his cot

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

Poor little dahling

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

Norwegian if I remember rightly

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

this

I should remember, I read his Autobiography to my three year old daughter

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

Is she some kind of child prodigy?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)

chuckle n' pfft

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

FINALLY! my custom board has arrived. quality is good, but postage time took about 8 sodding weeks.

i think this is down to the post office, nabbing it, slapping import tax on it. losing it for a month and finally delivering it and forgetting to actually charge me.

they took so long to deliver it, i got zazzle to send out another so i may actually end up with 2.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

Yays it's Sunday!:P

EDIT: Now that you have two, strap your feet to each with belts and you have rilly beeg rollerskates!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

is it?

Oh good!

*kicks back and smokes a fag*

*gets fired*

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

shut it, sarky

woo cookie monster!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

well it is arty (sort of)

and designed by me. figured it counts.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

Ah well that does count.

I thought it looked familiar, did you post the image on here?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

yep, when i submitted it to zazzle all those months ago

that was an artists impression, this is the final result. good memory

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

It was a wallpaper I seem to remember too.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)

Yes

n2.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/652000/159871_bicycle_feet_1_vw.jpg

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

*wants*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

pfft

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

They've put the wheels on the top

morans.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

ons

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

L.O.N.S!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

busta's Lons?

leaders of the new school?

(Yo!Mcnutty, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

indeed

although I think Charlie Brown would be upset to hear you call it Busta's

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

'Morris'?

I don't get it.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

I sometimes forget that some people don't have access to the internets...

z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/f/f/get_a_brain_morans.jpg

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

you win this round

*shakes fist*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

damn him!

damn him!

(come on, join in - Damn HIM!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)

It has damn all to to do with relish and vents!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

and they've made it vertical

you can't trust anyone these days

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

quiet Dylan

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

nicely :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

2...?

That'll be outsize roller skates then!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

hmmm

that gives me an idea.

/throws away skateboards and takes up roller skating instead

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

Sexeh!

Quick question. How long will the angler fish Tshirt take to get delivered?

/impatient blog.

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Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

are you kevin mclaughlin?

if so, paypal has been dicking me about and wouldn't let me print out your details until today, so it goes in the post in about an hour to get to you either tomorrow or the morning after.

[edit] if in fact you are C K as seems more likely then the same applies, except i'm sending you a poo in an envelope.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

Nope, I'm the little Miss who sounds like she's got a seat at King Arthur's table.

I sent through the PayPal on Saturday

Edit: Coolio. I will cherish it always.

Could you change my name to just the initials in your post. Although everyone's already seen it we can make sure other nefarious types in the future don't. Ta!

(

Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

Miss Sagramore le Desirous !

rumbled!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

Shit!

You win this round...

(

Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

The stalking has already begin.

I now have 4 lady b3tans details. I will be the worlds greatest stalker of lady lunatics ever! ;)

( actually thinking on it, there are hardly any lady b3tans who's names I don't know. Perhaps I started the stalking ages ago, subliminally, to save me some time. ).

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

yeah

and when you get the second one you can have one for each foot!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

a new board? o ther than this one? heresy i say!

also did you design it?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

yep

will design a bunch to sell on me site next year.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

That's not a poppy?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

Nicely!

Did you design it yourself?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

From Goddess of the silver screen to some grungy surf dude,

Milla Jovovich gets the facial sexchange treatment.

Previously: b3ta.com/board/8925311

(

..wil, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

him from eastenders..watsisface..

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

Wellard?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

yea that dogs twatty owner

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

ahaaaa

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

Ooooh, him!

Yeh, I can see that now!

(

..wil, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

Matt Damon?

*shudders*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

*voms*

still would though

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

haha

this is excellent. well done.

Gaffney-Pass

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

^ yes him!!

b3ta.com/board/8925787

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

Matt Dawson?!

Woo!

(

Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

Well that's me gay then:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

HERETIC!

You can't mess with the Milla :(

*fetches pitchforks and flaming torches*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

Hahaha! I know, I love her too!

It did feel a bit defamatory, but that's half the point of doing them, really, and at least she makes a very pretty man!

(

..wil, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

I ought to revoke your b3tapass for that!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

Still would, I suppose

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

would

either one

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)

Hahahaha

I want a buddy brick!!!

EDIT: She is looking very corporate today.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

*throws brick at Ghostie*

will that do?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

Pah!

I shit bricks for breakfast! (obviously other peoples breakfasts not mine I).

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

okay then

well make friends with one of them...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

whoa, cenaris wasnt first poster

unexpected

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

No...

I'm usually quick off the mark.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

faster!

*cracks whip*

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

Silence!

I tire of your demands. Back to the lair for you.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

The dangers of typing one handed.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

*GLEES*

Hahaha, at last!

But a quick question, at the end of their journey will there be delicious battenburg?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

nings!

LBP has ruined my life!

had loads of ideas for cool level stuff though.

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

I thinking of quitting my job

to make levels full time...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

*glares*

add me :)

prodigy_69

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

will do

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

*something about cake*

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

Lies!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

Yay!

If all else fails stick a Portal reference into it! :D

(

..wil, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

But she looks so adorable doing it.

Aww.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)

It's not just a nod to portal.

It's part of the plot.
And the Buddy Brick has a far more sinister function than the Companion Cube.....

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

If it involves taking two of them and bringing them sharply together

I don't want to know!

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

THE FLAPJACK IS A LIE!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

Haha

Hump it hard!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

yay!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

I have waited for this since

since...

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)

Gus died ;-( ....of 'cancer'

RIS: www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-gus-worlds-ugliest-dog-dead-081110-ht,0,1883363.story

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)

no thanks

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)

good

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)

wah!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

OH NOES!

I loved him.

(

fannycradock, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

you told us this news an hour ago

is his condition likely to change?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

wel excuuuse me, but things started to crawl out of him...

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

You make me hover over the ignore button about once each day

So far, you've managed to make some nice things that keep me from ignoring you.
Keep that up, please.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

Hello

I drew a duckling today, and I guess I'm gonna do some other stuff.
There's some bread that I might eat. That will be nice.

What are you people doing.

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)

I'm actually having a nice quiet day with no more check ins.

So I'm contemplating a nice glass of wine.:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)

chickens?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

Yup no more chickens today.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

I'm hunting for people at work who don't flush....

I like the duck!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

Try working with male aussie backpackers.

The same room is normally considered good enough for them!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

I'm doing fuck all

I might go fuck about on LittleBigPlanet in a bit though

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

to think you could be wearing a little green hat

and some felt boots,

and be helping out the little kiddies at a grotto...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

honestly fuck off you're not funny :(

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

I am a duck

I am an island

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

...and a duck feels no rain....

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

TRING TRING TRING-TRING, TRING TRING TRING

TRING TRING TRING-TRING, TRING TRING TRING
TRING TRING, TRING TRING.

(

fannycradock, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

making a Powerpoint thing in Turkish

then going out for curry

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

he looks like a chick with a strap on beak

which is still good :D

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

Being generally depressed.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

oh noes!

Whenever I feel depressed, helpful people like tell me that there are plenty of other people with more to be depressed about than me.

This helps not one tiny bit. What does often help (albeit temporarily) is a hug and a nice cuppa.

*hugs*
*teas*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

Aww, thank you.

I feel marginally better. And I have a real non-internet tea as well now, so things could be a lot worse.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

I'm replying to a general question somebody asked on an Internet forum

...oh, and I'm eating lunch, too.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

Jim Davidson made me do it

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)

Racist!

Have a not-worth-own-thread pic.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

\o/

There's not enough of chump on the boards these days

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)

Vaguely related.

Just for you.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)

hahaha That Hovis ad, supposedly 'Oop North'

was filmed in Devon!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)

Made by...

Ridley Scott

odd huh

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

Correct

I keep meaning to go and take photos...not sure if it's still the same though.

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

Shaftesbury isnt it

remember going there in err around 1978 or something for a holiday, and this was the highlight...

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

thats the one

Gold Hill

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

when they landed

did they just 'poppadom' down from mission control

/lacist

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boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)

*shock*

Everyone knows it's pakis who open corner shops!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)

I asked one my kids friends what her mum and dad did

she said they ran the 'Paki' shop

suppose the world's moved on..

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boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)

^ That post contained the words "Friend" and "Paki"?

* Confused

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)

BBC3 the other night

Easenders clip show, bleeped the word Paki.

It was Nick Cotton talking, so surely it's important to realise the guy was a racist...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)

im confused by this world

id like to move to a parallel one

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boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

* Writes to the BBC to complain

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

*resigns*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)

*waits to see how popular the complaint is before complaining

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

I'm telling you

tj: it's my birthday today, the card I got from my girlfriend is printed thus:

To-day is your Birthday Extravaganza
Let's eat unusual flakes
combining
Extract Burdock Root
and
Methyl Parahydroxybenzoate

I have a vague feeling of concern

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)

are you fruit flies?

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boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

hahaha no

this was illustrated by a photo of Phil Lynott and someone dressed as Barbara Cartland

I'm not sure I'm actually awake

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)

hippy bathday

by the way

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)

tar

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)

your girlfriend

she CrAZZZEEEeee

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)

Happy birthday!

romanteeq

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fannycradock, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)

roman teak

... an ancient wooden cupboard into which to put trickets and knick knacks given to you by suitors and lovers.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)

Those trickety trickets...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)

GOD DAMN YOU KRAPOTNIK!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

As long as you get your birthday blowjob then who cares, eh?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)

pft... RACISM

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

Fucking indians

invading our space, orbiting our moon. How dare they!

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

The moon belongs to American

and gladly anticipates the arrival of our brave spaceonaughts

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

*waits for him to die a long slow painful death*

*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

I like his pet bunnies

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

^ This

is what i thought

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

well

at least hes not playing if off his phone

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

I love the way that kids do that thinking that everyone will be too intimidated to say anything.

Coz I'm not:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)

Yes but you're tall and intimidating

I am not

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)

u`ll find those

on the back of buses

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)

But it always sounds so good

to listen to stuff on your phone.
It never sounds tinny and indistinguishable from a wasp in a metal tube.

You're so old

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)

Can I buy this?

EDIT: Haha that guy on the right is reading the Metro I see...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)

Grrrrrr

TJ

why don't animated gifs work on very well for me on here - they used to but now they take ages to load. what's goin' on?

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boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)

Animation size is now up to 400k

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)

...and your internet conneciton is archaic.

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Just Flange, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

...and you smell of weewee.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)

...that's because he's been inside your mum's bra

or something

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

they're now allowed to be twice as big

and that makes them sluggish when a page full uses up your computers memory.

I say go back to 250k ;P

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

ahhhh

makes sense, i'm on string and can internet connection so pretty slow

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boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

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