I saw the penguin photo from earlier and this is what popped into my head
cheers, it took me bloody ages D:
Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:26,
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i wish you'd done this earlieri've just posted mine in an unrelated thread
Edit: bollocks to it.
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:28,
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Edit: bollocks to it.
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Icon mini challenge"){kind=small}
MONDAY? I WISH IT WAS SUNDAY,THATS MY FUN DAY
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:45,
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Right on brother.It didn't happen then,and it's sure as hell not happening now.
Not on my watch.
(Not on my watch.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:37,
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Well its not going to happen on your watch,its going to happen on the board :D
Nings stan
(Nings stan
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:38,
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'piphers*doffs imaginary hat*
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:39,
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I was wearing a hat earlier, it kept me warm and shit in this pissing rain that wanted to be snow, but wasnt epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:40,
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I thought it were giong to snow an'all Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:42,
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I wanted it to, but then I didnt as Im going to lundon tomorrow and have had problems with trains and snow and floods in the past epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:43,
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Snow is brill, when you don't need to go anywhere!But really shit when you do!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:45,
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now that i'm an adult i actually miss being a kid so i could stay home from school when it snowed AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:47,
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Yes, We had a snowball fight outside the union last year (I think)While we were plastered, it was well fun.
:D
(:D
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:49,
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Drunken snowball fightsFTW! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:53,
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Yay! Penguins!
Flying Penguin can FLY.
Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:33,
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They need help at first, though!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:36,
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:41,
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tch!...........makin' a flap over nothing they are
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:22,
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I'm off to see this in a minute.I don't have high hopes but I worked on it and want to see if my bits look as shitty as they looked in dailies.
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:24,
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Ooh cripes, i'll probably see it soon, which bit/s did you work on?
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Nathanial Hornblower,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:25,
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the last twenty five minutes or so in the facility.head replacements, clean up, fire, smoke, debris, colour correction and all that nonsense.
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:27,
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You should of beenat the cast and crew screening, I was!
(
Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:28,
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I was on holiday.work a film, take a break, rinse and repeat :-)
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:29,
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I was just glad I didn't have to pay to see it. Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:34,
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"Facility"You mean, the world's most inflammable hotel?
(
The Coast Of Yemen,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:39,
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There's a hair in the gate!Woo.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:24,
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pfffthahah Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:26,
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Yes, sir. Can you help me? Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:34,
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Sweeeet!*shoots random passerby*
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:41,
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that picture of a spider is worth a lot of money you know!although he only has 6 legs
(
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:20,
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Pea roasting
OP is better though : )
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:56,
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SmilingAt posts that are Rhyming : )
( Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:16,
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hahahalooks like a man in a suit..
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:10,
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could be better, but there comes a time when you just have to say 'f*ck it' and close photoshop :)
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:12,
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That timecomes far too soon for many ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:14,
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hahahalike that TGA, always throwing half finished shit on the /board. ;)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:15,
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haha, you arse.
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:21,
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seriously top shop me old china M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:22,
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cheers fella The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:28,
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have gentle sex with it.. Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:11,
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hahahai feel a stroke comin'o............gasp
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:10,
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One million??I woudldn't have been the one to count them!!!
Or the one to pick them up after!!
(Or the one to pick them up after!!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:10,
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that's some serious pollution*calls Daily Mail*
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:13,
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they were popping out of their mothers during the flyby AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:03,
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Der der derrrrr der der der der der derrrrrrr...... Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:07,
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I'm not sure if this is one of those pretend not getting it postsIs it a different spelling?
(
WormuIus,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:07,
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I know thisI also know that Friesia is a place in Holland.
( WormuIus,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:11,
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Because that's where that type of cow comes fromLike Jersey cows.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:16,
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too truethey come over here................
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:12,
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"No Mr. Bond, we expect you to buy"..
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:37,
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Hahahahahaha!Nice.
edit: can i have a link of your source please?
(edit: can i have a link of your source please?
Nathanial Hornblower,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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here(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:43,
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cheersstill not 100% happy with it, but thanks for saying :)
was a b*stard to get to 'look' more or less right by
adding a shirt and open jacket
(was a b*stard to get to 'look' more or less right by
adding a shirt and open jacket
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:47,
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thats a lot of pissing about with the shadows.Its all back light - and you wouldn't see the watches?
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:52,
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there comes a time when you just have to say 'f*ck it'and close photoshop :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:53,
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I was toying with a Ford ka in the background and a virgin jet in the airscrapped all that to come back to something simple, and then deliberately saved and closed.
If not I'd tinker for ages.
(If not I'd tinker for ages.
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:56,
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For the animation you could put him over the prize section of theGadget Show Compo.
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:04,
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hahahalovely :D
(
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:39,
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Perfect placement !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:39,
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it's Fred Dibnah's new perfume Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:40,
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this may or may not be one of the ingredientswhich may or may not be secret
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:43,
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well he snuffed it in 2004but its nice that he's still working hard.
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:45,
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salt o' the earth, 'imwouldn't let death stop 'im
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:45,
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Indeed.All the half hour of adverts before the film, were for products used in the film!!
Quite tedious in the end.
(Quite tedious in the end.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:40,
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heeheewoahhhh nelllyyyy
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:40,
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Stop it.Whoah nelly!! I ask you!
*tuts*
(*tuts*
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:43,
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Shut it noob , you now nothing.Can you name the others?
All of them in order up to whoah nelly?
Can you???
Well???
(All of them in order up to whoah nelly?
Can you???
Well???
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:48,
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Where'd he go?I have no-one to pretend to shout at now!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:56,
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You'll have someone eye out with tha......ow my eye!!! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:01,
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I have a rough ideaSomething like dino's-wheel-Jesus-bread-woah nelly-iron age-woo yay
(
Cashy,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:52,
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I know it as....Woo yay houpla panowie dibnah shazza woah nelly.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:55,
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Hatstand is for something quite mad.Looney-riffic
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:00,
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It's understandable how I got those mixed up then.This place is more insane than a box of jellyfish.
( Cashy,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:03,
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Ha!Nicely, Archie, nicely.....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:40,
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You noticed!?It is getting bloody silly, every other ad on TV or in a mag...
Woo!
(Woo!
..wil,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:45,
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what i dont get about product placement in movies isthe mobile phone that looked great two bond movies ago now looks like a horrendous 1970s soviet walky talky. seems a bit short sighted
( connor,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:53,
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that's what they WANT you to think.then you have to go and buy the next new one.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:55,
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yeah but for the duration ofg the movies popularity the phone looks swish and groovy.so people buy it.
(
Just Flange,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:44,
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That just makes people buy the new onesI've decided I'm going to keep my current phone indefinitely. I was tempted to upgrade to the new 8 megapixel phone that's out, but then
I decided not to, because I realised that all mobile phone cameras are shit. Even the good Ericsson ones.
(I decided not to, because I realised that all mobile phone cameras are shit. Even the good Ericsson ones.
The Neville What what what,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:38,
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Ha ha, Great Stuff*whispers* Can I have the second watch to the left?
Sheep!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:55,
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to use as a belt? They're some big fucking watches M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:07,
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I'm loving this wagonwww2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39915/1225289450/estimateofcosts2.jpg
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39915/1225286165/sol.jpg
(www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39915/1225286165/sol.jpg
WormuIus,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:57,
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Nicely~edit: you inspired me to actually put some effort in.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:06,
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I like it anyway!have a woo too!
(
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:16,
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that's really nicely done! top work!
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:33,
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sorry....needs more HDTV
Excellently done TGA :)
(Excellently done TGA :)
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:54,
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Wowthat completely owns mine, but just so we know where the idea came from ;)
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:09,
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and credit where it's due - thanks :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:22,
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excellentmost excellent
(
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:25,
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OK, the "H" just about works... ;)Very nicely done though.
Co-incidentally went to see that last night. By the time the commercials had finished I felt I had seen half the film, and was sick to death of Bond...
Nearly all the commercials were for products in the film, or games about the film, etc.
It was very irritating!
(Co-incidentally went to see that last night. By the time the commercials had finished I felt I had seen half the film, and was sick to death of Bond...
Nearly all the commercials were for products in the film, or games about the film, etc.
It was very irritating!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:17,
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You sir, are 100% awesomewith a sprinkling of ace.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:14,
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TGA in No Front Page Shocker!*clicked harder than it is humanly possible to click*
EDIT: I stand corrected
(EDIT: I stand corrected
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:15,
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Dude, you are a photoshop god!!!The quality of this beggars belief!
A mighty big *CLICK*
(,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:04,
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A mighty big *CLICK*
my thoughts exactlymore products than plot in that film
congrats on summing up my thoughts
(,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:09,
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congrats on summing up my thoughts
Reminds me of the song "the singing detective"No, not that one.
A new song that starts "I used to be a spy, I used to be a real enigmatic guy, I had a little gun..."
(,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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A new song that starts "I used to be a spy, I used to be a real enigmatic guy, I had a little gun..."
I was just curious,
and the answer is, no, even after stupidly extensive surgery and MUCH better applied make up, Marilyn Manson still wouldn't be a pretty goth lady.
Previously: b3ta.com/board/8926296
..wil,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:23,
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very nice :)I did feel bad saying to a guy at work (german guy as well which made it worse):
"I dunno if I like that chick from tokio hotel or not.. something about her tho..."
("I dunno if I like that chick from tokio hotel or not.. something about her tho..."
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:24,
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Yay you're properly back!!Haven't seen Eponymous in years!!!!
Merkin student wasn't she?
(Merkin student wasn't she?
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:27,
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I swear I know her....Woo on the Chris Biggins, missed that :) I agree with the Izzard idea too!
Could you try to maleify Kate Beckinsale?
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:27,
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Could you try to maleify Kate Beckinsale?
Why on earth would you want to do that?:(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:30,
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Out of interestMmmm, Beckinsale. May have to watch Underworld again.
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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I watched it yesterday.Haven't seen it before, I thought it was pretty good (well as good as wereworlf vs vampite films can get.)
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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Not my favourite film ever, but a good'unWins a prize for 'bestest death'
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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I watched it for the first time toothought it was dull
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:34,
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Took a while to get into certainlyBetter than Van Helsing though
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:35,
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Van Helsing SHOULD have been so goodI just felt so disappointed
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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Van Helsing was just messyIt could have been a good film, but there was just to much going on and to much cut out so part of it didn't make sense
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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although she's far far lovelier in Van Helsing Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:40,
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she has been in LA to long, and now has that plastic lookShe is very nice in Van Helsing
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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In fairness, I wasn't really watching for the 'plot' or 'action' J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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ah, 'credits only' man, eh? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:43,
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if she makes a good looking man, i might just have to reevaluate my sexuality AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:37,
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Just looked and found this one:www.wallpaperez.net/wallpaper/celebrities/Kate-Beckinsale-1097.jpg
and yes, I should imagine that would be pretty do-able! ;)
(and yes, I should imagine that would be pretty do-able! ;)
..wil,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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I didn't ask if you'd do her, I asked if you'd modify her picture ;)
Chortle!Might try changing the bodies muscular structure too, just for something new...
( ..wil,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:36,
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Another LOLfrom the Trellis Factory...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:42,
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Pissage Dude!Still bashing ths weekend Sir?
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:30,
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I don't get it now! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:29,
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we're revels from the waist downyeah yeah yeahyeahyeahyeah
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:30,
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but,..isn't that track from Holywood, not Mechanical Animals [which is what the pic is from]?
confusing.
/mansongeek
(confusing.
/mansongeek
Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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actually.... the after pic is kinda do-able Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:29,
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Goth yOn the scale of goth, i think i could manage 4 or 5 if they were superhot, but it's impossible to be superhot goth with a gH of 6 or above.
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:32,
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dita von teese can sometimes reach a 9gh Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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See i wouldn't give her goth status.I'd give her a few other things though ;)
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:36,
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'She' reminds me of someone from the eighties but I can't recall who,one of Bananarama?
*edit* No, I got it, that chick out of Human League!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=arUqoKjU3D4
Thank fuck for that that's been bugging me all the way thru making it, LOL! (2:31 in)
(*edit* No, I got it, that chick out of Human League!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=arUqoKjU3D4
Thank fuck for that that's been bugging me all the way thru making it, LOL! (2:31 in)
..wil,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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Siobahn Fahey!!!Also from Shakepears' Sister
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:39,
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Oh yeh!Could be her too! bp3.blogger.com/_ziQmmF_S3pM/R_zqG4Sa2rI/AAAAAAAAAEo/OZttDNfawnk/s1600-h/Shakespears-Sister-Goodbye-Cruel-Wo.jpg
( ..wil,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:48,
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Trans formed her . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:32,
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did you shop his head to make him uglier ?nicely, sir
(
OneOfSome,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:05,
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No, but someone else may have done before I got to it...He does have a really oddly shaped form anyways tho: rockcompany.blogspot.com/2008/01/marilyn-manson-pt-1-discografia.html
( ..wil,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:25,
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wheheheedit: just little toap overhere...:D
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:20,
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I swear that's a helicopter from underneathNot a whale from above
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:28,
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Thats has to be one of the sadderest things I've evered seen. Woo
but noo.
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:21,
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but noo.
Ohhh - I dont think either.You could put a currys digital there.
A coffee and a burger might be welcome; but who buy anything from currys?
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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A coffee and a burger might be welcome; but who buy anything from currys?
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, '
Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
('What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, '
Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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xD northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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HahahaHave you heard about the guy getting sued for shopping their logo?
If you show an interest I will gaz the article later.
Bye for now pips en'it!
(If you show an interest I will gaz the article later.
Bye for now pips en'it!
XLVII .uk,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:25,
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I may get killed for this.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:28,
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Is that better, or worse? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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*googles* *confused*I'm hoping for the Canadian political party. *hopes*
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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Double expresso ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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I've managed to resist posting this fine Cock Tuesday
But buying tickets for War of The Worlds inspired me.
WormuIus,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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i'm need tickets for the one in sheff Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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Aliens are going to invade Sheffield? Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:19,
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Well, Tom's here in term time.:P
*legs it*
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:20,
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*drinks stan's brains through a straw*more brains! more!
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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Alien zombie! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:23,
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the chances of that are a million to one Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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*nightmares*that picture's always terrified me :(
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:29,
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I'm not even gonna click that:(
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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Cadbury's cream egg? Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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Its always lupusOr they think its something
Give them drugs
Drugs make worse
Break into house
Find something new
House stares at Cuddy's tits
Treatment goes wrong
House stares at tits some more
Comes up with the answer
Paitent lives
(Give them drugs
Drugs make worse
Break into house
Find something new
House stares at Cuddy's tits
Treatment goes wrong
House stares at tits some more
Comes up with the answer
Paitent lives
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:23,
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its nice it is recognised over therehere, not many people know about it and that there are so many different form of it
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:29,
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Just enough time for one last almighty spang! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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are you absolutely fucking postive its not lupus? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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hahahaWhat's that spinal fluid thing they do all the time?
( WormuIus,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:18,
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lumbar puncture? spinal tap?they can't help themselves
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:20,
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Oh myHe's so much better lit in the first frame
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:18,
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I don't know what that means frowny face :(
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:24,
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Go watch all of "A bit of Fry and Laurie."Its still 10001% magic Comedy.
Catherine Tate and the other repeat sketch till you want to vomit should be shammed at their own lack. I feel sorry for the young pups out there. For there is nothing for them these days.
Damn and damn, Marjoriethen pours large glass of something from 80s style crystal decanter
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:28,
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Check her jazz hands . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:30,
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oh.my.
Lord!
*CLICKS*
(Lord!
*CLICKS*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:12,
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PUN PUN PUN
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:13,
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That is just the most evil looking piece of poultry I've seen!Woo!
And with that - home tiem! :D Night all.
(And with that - home tiem! :D Night all.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:15,
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Will they ever meat in bantam vs batman ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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awwww*plays Wall-E opening music*
*does trumpet sounds*
(*does trumpet sounds*
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:10,
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Aaaaaaaaw!*steals*
*snuggles in blanket*
(*snuggles in blanket*
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:10,
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Geezer penguin!!Would he like some fruit to go with that?
Woo!
(Woo!
XLVII .uk,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:11,
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Better here, then...Quick & Dirty, I'm afriad...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:12,
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hahahaha northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:13,
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i love henryi had the autumn one on my desktop for ages.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:15,
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and quite right, too :D J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:27,
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I love all the effort, then you add the flag?! :) it would be shite without it.
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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A cyclepowered orca wouln't be the same without it. Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:20,
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Is that the crazy penguine from Encounters At The End of The World?Woo!
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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Hahahaha!Great minds and all that.... I was going to do exactly the same thing, but got distracted.
Nicely done!
:D
(Nicely done!
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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Great site (which I've bookmarked), great photos in its other threadsYou should post it on /links
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:18,
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Some truly awe inspiring images to fuck over.www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/11/scenes_from_antarctica.html
Here is my no effort.
EDIT: I made it 280px, like it would ever be FP :)
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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Here is my no effort.
EDIT: I made it 280px, like it would ever be FP :)
HeheAnd with that cracking bit of insight, I'm off home via the gym.
Be good ya scallywags.
(Be good ya scallywags.
Joliet,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:00,
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Looks like you've blown a seal Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:04,
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Lots of Sea Moosesharks around there....
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:04,
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Started playing with Illustrator today...
Does this count as a 'vector' =p
samjuk,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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I have this as a key ring...... You can 'Build your own' at the Lego store, so i made a Stig =D
( samjuk,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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if you did it in illustrator, yes it does bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:57,
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If it was done using vector based tools then yes HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:57,
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He didn't say anything nice :SI didn't even know people still kiss assed the regulars.
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:01,
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bit weird isn't it applaud me, I am here often!
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:04,
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*psst*fancy a pogo?
Needs to be played at 11.
(Needs to be played at 11.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:04,
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I have on good authority their touring soon:)But that's unofficial
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:07,
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ooooh, anywhere other than Brixton?that's where they usually reappear, I could do with something nearer due to being skint
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:10,
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They don't have dates yet.They're at the rehersal studio stage.
EDIT: God I am out of touch (or my how time flies).
Brum and Brix Academy this month.
(EDIT: God I am out of touch (or my how time flies).
Brum and Brix Academy this month.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:12,
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I'm going to see the Prodigyat Brixton in December and Manchester next April.
I'll feel ( and no doubt, look ) old.
(I'll feel ( and no doubt, look ) old.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:25,
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Yeah?Will he be as grumpy in real life?:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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Well, it's made from vectors so yes.But that gradient is not a vector, so slightly.
But who cares? Stig = win.
(But who cares? Stig = win.
Nathanial Hornblower,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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But, you can do gradients in vectors...?can't you?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:59,
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I don't really know, I consider a proper vector to me made from different colour shapes.If you really want a gradient, make one with shapes.
But it doesn't really matter what it is does it?
(But it doesn't really matter what it is does it?
Nathanial Hornblower,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:00,
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Not in the slightest :)It was a genuine question. I seem to recall someone saying that the way Flash describes it gradients as vector information.
But, that was a long time ago, and I'm close to senility.
(But, that was a long time ago, and I'm close to senility.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:03,
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Gradients are perfectlycommon in vector scaled images and it's the reason why illustrator is the best tool for the job because of the excellent gradient mesh tools.
you can make an image in photoshop with shapes but it's still made with pixels so is not a vector.
Vector graphics are built on mathematical formulae and not pixels. That's the difference.
(you can make an image in photoshop with shapes but it's still made with pixels so is not a vector.
Vector graphics are built on mathematical formulae and not pixels. That's the difference.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:13,
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Er well, yes - that's what I was getting at.Flash being a vector-based animation tool 'n all.
*checks back through previous post to look for mention of Photoshop*
Nope, not one mention of it.
(*checks back through previous post to look for mention of Photoshop*
Nope, not one mention of it.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:17,
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I was not suggesting you said anything wrong.I was just offering an explanation at the bottom of your conversation with Rappola to help clear things up.
If either of you would like to see superb vector work that makes proper use of gradient meshes then google Yukio Miyamoto.
(If either of you would like to see superb vector work that makes proper use of gradient meshes then google Yukio Miyamoto.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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No worries!I'm sure that chap (Miyamoto) was giving a 'Inspiration Session' at an Adobe gig I went to in the US a while back.
The name seems very familiar.
(The name seems very familiar.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:25,
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yeahhe's one of the 'masters of Adobe' so I expect he would have done many of the shows over there. We don't quite get the same big names at the creative tours on this side ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:37,
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Get to Adobe Max in Italy (Milan, I think)Start of next Month, that's going to be a blast!
Some big guns coming in from States-side.
(Some big guns coming in from States-side.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:45,
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Oh, we're liking this...Oh yes.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:00,
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if you can rescale it and it looks the same but biggerthen it's a vector
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:00,
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I hope you don't mind . . . but I recharged it's battries . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:02,
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Some say that...... His legs are interchangeable, and can be fitted in reverse.
I like this,
(I like this,
samjuk,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:10,
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Versatility is the wave of the future . . . and visa versa ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:15,
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If you like computer Lego modellingTry this free program
ldd.lego.com/
(ldd.lego.com/
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:18,
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I found this in my garden today
I call it a Squitten. I don't whether to cuddle it or kill it.
Hello all! (remember me?)
YES!Woah Kevin!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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*traps**clones*
*sells*
*profits*
Woo!
Edit: *insert shit joke about no tits - fake*
(*sells*
*profits*
Woo!
Edit: *insert shit joke about no tits - fake*
Joliet,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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probably best to kill it before it breedshello blerk! i do believe i remember you
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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haha a squitten, that's the noise my bum made today when i took my MIGHTY MORPHIN MEGA MORNING SHIT!!! Just Flange,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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That's blooming lovely!Cats have such pretty faces...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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I remember you!my username used to be northern wif3beater!
edit: scuse my manners WOAH NELLY!
this is my kitteh but he isn't as cute as that squitteh
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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edit: scuse my manners WOAH NELLY!
this is my kitteh but he isn't as cute as that squitteh
that's weirdI confused you two
so what did Stallion Explosion change his name to?
(so what did Stallion Explosion change his name to?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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thats it!*hunts back my profile*
i forgot my username until this fella popped up!
edit: muuuuuuuuu!
www.b3ta.com/board/5116014
wheres browncow?
omg memories:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=27775
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:00,
archived)
i forgot my username until this fella popped up!
edit: muuuuuuuuu!
www.b3ta.com/board/5116014
wheres browncow?
omg memories:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=27775
I hate it when I can't achieve that look!I have to console myself with pie!
woo. Can I name the butler; Liono McCatflap?
Purdy pleez?
(woo. Can I name the butler; Liono McCatflap?
Purdy pleez?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:48,
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PIE!... You have Pie...!* Robs and runs off
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:49,
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I have pie defended by defending defensive peeps!So bugger off!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:50,
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I don't like you bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:51,
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Don't hate me too muchI'm going to have to make it when I get home which means I probably won't eat until 9pm which means I won't sleep until 11pm and I'll wake up tomorrow twice as tired as I was when I went to bed.
What goes around, comes around.
(What goes around, comes around.
Joliet,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:53,
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well I won't get to think about what to have for Dinner until the last of the Offspring is in bed at 8and then I've a ceiling to paint
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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yupI may be in bed by midnight...
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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*violins*:)
Raff Jr is now nearly 14. We stay up late playing video games or watching QI.
Having your kids young FTW! \o/
(Raff Jr is now nearly 14. We stay up late playing video games or watching QI.
Having your kids young FTW! \o/
RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:25,
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I have stew!Made from pheasants!
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:53,
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You can if you want.But he won't like it.
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:53,
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I'll give him jaffa cakes and a pint of Old Peculiar if I can. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:59,
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Oh dear...typical Chloe.
Good to see everything's as it should be.
A butler's work is never done.
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:48,
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Good to see everything's as it should be.
A butler's work is never done.
that's a neato what now,right?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:49,
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*giggles*(not BOUT THE BACK)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:59,
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i was very obviously talking to bilbobarneybobsbut we can do a judging session later if you like
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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OH MAN, I'LL SO TOTALLY KNOCK ONE OUT TO THIS LATER. I FUCKING LOVE THESE DRAWINGS OF CATS OR FISH OR WHATEVER. Ttssattsr,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:53,
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Fish?"Hi. I'm Troy MacLure...." - Ttssattsr
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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"...you may know me from such off the wall quotes as 'ah'm ttssattsr, ah think ah wanked a cat' and 'ah tried dooen a poop, i thunk i lost mah kidneh'" Just Flange,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:00,
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I yam listening to it right NOW bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:47,
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i declare a writ of "woah nelly" on the "woah nelly" thing AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:47,
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stop!, er, slow down! Jemima! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:48,
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Is that a picture of Manley's ball bag? Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:47,
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Any band which has anything to do with Profiterolescan't be all bad.
( Joliet,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:52,
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^ *votes for this* J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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