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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Would - Wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# really?
I think she's a hateful drunk...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# and he's quite a decent chap really
but what he's doing with that gin-sodden bagpuss is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# This
I really like him. He's probably got a filthy sense of humour too!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# look.......just cos he's a nice bloke, don't mean i'm gonna buttfuck him.........per se
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# he has got a filthy sense of humour
swears like a trooper when he's on after the watershed. This is both big and clever, and worthy of anyone's buttfuckery
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# nicking champagne from gateway not withstanding?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# EVEN BETTER, DRUNK ONES DON'T FIGHT BACK SO MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# For goodness sake
I've got the hippy hippy shakes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Surely someone must have done a pic of him eating a croissant?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# That amount of smugcuntishness would surely break the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# while she drinks the glass of wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# what does god get for christmas?
omnipresents!
(bunglist, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Hirst ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# again, thanks for tagging it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Shame you're not getting royalties for these Archie
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Do you do ALL the images that appear on Google Images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Well look on the bright side,
you are now pretty much guaranteed to win the compo no matter what ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Oh Hai Popular Mail!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Jesus Christ: Your post is bigger than my dad
Well alright, not that much, but so many of these Daily Fail pics are mahoosive
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# See what happens when you relax the filesize rules . . .
*sigh*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# They have been officialy relaxed?
This image crawled down my page very slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# They have, but this is still too big
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# 120kb is a big too big for the board
Please try to optimize your images below ~50k *edit* 100k (blimey! the information age is here) in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. See, they changed it.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I'll be dammed!
It's the future already.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# And yet some people still can't stick to it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# there will be a few comments come along in a mo pointing out that the FAQ has now been updated
3...2...1...

/edit: see.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# lol
i was in shock when i first found out though
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Too slow sachristy yakabakakas
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
Yakabakakas!
/the reason for this word is that I have recently been added as a friend on facebook by Greg 'ex-countdown warm up man and presenter on Quizmania' - Scott
I have never met this man, but it is definitely him. He introduced the word via Quizmania.
he's also the chap on this rather funny clip...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzJotjN2imQ
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I'm walking backwards for Chreeeeeeeestmas
EDIT: Ah, you think from Quizmania? I know yakabakakas from Goons!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# bloomin' 'ell, of course!
I knew I'd heard something like it before!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# q.v. Nyurkles
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Ha great clip.
Is he stalking you then?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# he's got two or three b3tans added
from what i can see, little unsure why, but it's quite amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# what's more amusing
is that grown men are titting about on farcebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# as opposed to titting about in a completely computer generated world as an elf, goblin or suchlike
trading gold and items that don't exist and being sucked dry of a monthly subscription to do so.
/counterpoint
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# can't talk now.
wrath of the lich king arrived today.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# The defence rests.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I saw this in a shop yesterday, and thought...
... what a dubious sounding title for a film!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I couldn't believe it when I first heard of that film
I laughed for ages and all my friends looked at me wierdly because they'd never heard the word Mimsy before.
I kindly explained it to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha i loves it!
on a slightly related (fucked up names for things) note I saw a box for one of these lying in the street the other day and it made me chuckle my nuts off.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha
thats bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# it's ok it's ok, she's not malignant.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Also in the series: Vacuous girl, Malign girl, and fatuous girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# As a girl who spent her childhood wishing she had a Narnian wardrobe
This gets a BIG woo from me!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# haha! nice.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Heh, liked this the first time, cynicism teaching aid.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# holy lol!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Meanwhile in the UN general assembly...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# woooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Her left leg looks like it should be in a kebab shop.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# office lol#45464 today
this is a good day

+ i saw boobs
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Comedy Gold...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# this is very well done!
Woah nelly of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Very good!
Edit - Was meant to be in reply to pic, but I got all confuddled with buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Nicely done
The papers will be using this I expect
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Soup Herb
Beau Bo d'Or-esque
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# very, very, very triffic indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# powerfully good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# "That's another fine mess...."
Excellent, very well done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# very well done!
a long time ago...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# FISH TANK FOR SALE, GC, 190L ONLY 20K POSTS

Click for different sort of flash.
20000 posts. Woo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# oh yes!!!


my happy cat is happy!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I liek him :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# well, he likes you too.
congrats :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# boobies!!!!
Also, woo and congrats and that :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
*saves to Hard Drive*

*manipulates*

You have a cracking pair of tetras don't you ;)

Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# tetras?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
#
Tetras.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Hurray!




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I found Nemo!
/congrats
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Nemo the overinflated puffer fish . . . with one big eye . . .
and an almost identical friend?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Congrats
Flash! Ah-ah! Saviour of the universe!
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# COR LUMMIE!
....

!

*bluses*

CONGRATUMALATIONS LOVELY LOVELY TRELLY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Can't beat a good bluse
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# yup
I'm so much of a fluster I can't even type properly...

well done you sauce pot

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# woo flash woo
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# oh my!!!
more of this
much more
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Woooooo!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha!
ten minutes left, i thought i was going to miss it. then, bam! there you were!
oh, and congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# your turn
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# i've got almost a thousand to go
and i'm out of here in 5 minutes until god knows when, so you're out of luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# we're not that anal
you can do it at 19,050
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# in 4 minutes?
honey, you can't hurry perfection!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# bugger, one minute till cutoff!
'BYE EVERYONE! SEE YOU SOON, I HOPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# COME BACK AND SEE US WHEN YOU CAN
we'll miss you

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Saw that you were off but couldn't say anything
Boo to lack of funds :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# indeed.
oh well, there's always the lottery :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# haha.
super. Are those puppies for sale? I'll have the one with the pink nose!

Congrats Mrs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I deman that you re-host!!
i can't see stuff posted on the b3ta servers, use b3tards or summat please!!! i've been waiting all morning!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# It's on cr3ation
No idea why you can't see it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# & I thought your bum was lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# nah, it's just the b3ta.cr3ation servers are blocked by my works interweb monkeys.
b3tards works, but the b3ta hosting and cr3's hosting are both blocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# O.O
Congratulations!
Ps. BOOBIES!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# cor!
this is what makes waking up to b3ta memorable.
happy 20,ooo th
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# nice tank

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Thank you, I'm not selling it
I love it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# perhaps
I could hire them it for an hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# 20K blimey!
Congratulations?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Wahey!*
*Now with added Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Well that's made the day better
Trellytastic :o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *bows*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I like your hair!
Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha, unexpected response #253!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Seriously, I do
Cracking set of tits too of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I couldn't see that far down!
C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# nice posts!
and nice boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Cracking pic!
*fiddles with brightness and contrast*





*fiddles...*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# shhh...
i fiddled with brightness and contrast too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# which of your testicles is called brightness and which one is contrast?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# "It was as if millions of internet users suddenly upped the contrast and brightness at the same time, and were suddenly speechless"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *living room lols*
And oh crap, wasn't figuring on the sneakiness...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# don't worry
it looks very artistic if you do it... tasteful
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# If I get it right, I'll send it in to NUTS next week...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# just pass it through
an HDR action script and then through intellihance pro and you could almost be in the room ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ... M'lud
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# If only I had super photoshop skillzorz ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# yeah - pulling the contrast slider along
and then the brightness... SKILLZORZ

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# "it's a Fwap!"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# "Going at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# "stay on target....,"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# blimey!
And congratulationses : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# OH LORD. SOMEONE DOING NUDITY PROPERLY.
*faints*
*wanks*
*wakes up in a sticky puddle*

Congarts, young lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I ALWAYS do my nudity properly
Only problem is working out how to improve each time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Well apart from your profile images this is the first I've seen of you. They're a good first part of you to see too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Involve Mr. Trellis


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# ^this^
I like the way your mind works
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# animate it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# the same problem was faced by Joe Eszterhas
Flashdance -- girl shows tits
Basic instinct -- girl shows muff...
Basic instinct 2... ???
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# my nudity
was more than proper I thought. Perhaps my tits were not quite big enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# You could've PHOTOSHOPPED YOURSELF NAKED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# *puff pant*
i'm back!!
woo!!
yay you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
hooray!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Hooray
for great bosom configuration!

:o)

Congrats on 20K
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Woo Yay!
And a hooplah for good measure!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# belated congrats :D
exhibitionist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# PHWOAR WHAT A PAIR!
Caught ya just before you fell off the board!

Congrats

*NEKKID HUGS*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Thanks for making b3ta a nicer place, 20,000 times!
& congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Cracking Flash Mrs Trellis!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
mucho respect and woos!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# 20K, tits! Grats! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Ma'am...
What can I say?

Congrats! How about that?

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I say!
Congrats :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# You're too kind, Mrs Trelly!
A lesser mortal would've just shown us a picture of her tuna, but here you are showing off your mollies.

Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# wooo
this is very nice! :D congrats - looks forward to 25k :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] err...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# racist.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# naziphile


nazi file
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Evil in the making...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# you are racist
against his racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Daily mail/sun reader!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Bobby Woke LL
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# all your dose belongs to us
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Made this for the facebook group ages ago


Remembered Paedos, Asylum Seekers, Maddie and the Weather but forgot Diana, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hahahaha
so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# appreciate the effort
but this has been done all day..... i'm getting tired of these sorry :(

have half a woah nelly

a "welly"
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Hmmm you are right
but I think most of the posts will be either Paedophile, asylum seeker, immigrant, diana, maddie and nazi related.

Oh and the weather
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# aww :)
i likes u

i saw a spanish person pick up "The Sun" yesterday.. i told him "Pagina tres!"... he was shocked.. its now hanging up behind the bar :)
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaha
do they not have tits in newspapers in Spain?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Daily Mail - The Newspaper Of Choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# looks like
he's about to try a cheeky fwap.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# to try?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Fwap or fwap not.
There is no try.
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# UGGGH
ZE PEADO'S.....UGGGGGGH.....ZE AZYLUM ZEEKERS.....UMMMMMM......SPOOGE,
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ahahahahaha!!!!
edit: my boss surprised me on this... oh no..

now he thinks that i'm a gay nazi :(
should i quit?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I'd be more worried...
that he mistook you for a daily mail reader :)
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Promotion chance perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# "Damn that gefilte fish has given me the terrible wind, Oi Vey!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Other hand.



Wait for it to animate.....WAIT FOR IT....WAIT FOR IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I am sorely tempted...
Although it would probably be NSFW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# HaroldBishop'sLoveChild
I haven't been on b3ta in a while you wouldn't happen to be BennyHill'sLoveChild?

I like that Hitler is so pleased with his choice of paper he's reading the staples on the edge. "Fine quality these staples you could Annex the Sudetenland with staples as good as these, Oi Vey!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# what a union that would be
benny hill and harold bishop getting jiggy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ... To Yakkety Sax
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Wouldn't Benny just watch & "pull the head off it" (allegedly)
whilst Harold got it on with some saucy lady?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Not me I'm afraid.
Though it's good to know there's another celebrity love child around these parts.

He's not looking at staples, he got mango chutney on the edge of the paper and is thinking of a way to get it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# It would take a Pantzer Division to get the mango chutney off
unfortunately all the Pantzer Divisions have been sent to the Eastern Front so will have to make do with a non-Arian spork!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# that woman is THE DEVIL. (obligatory still would)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# 'sat ms beckham?
i would, but only so i could say i have.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# aye
and I agree. She'd be a bit like Nemesis at Alton Towers. Loads of anticipation on the way to the top and all over in twenty seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# oh i'm not sure about that, i reckon i could bounce away on her skeletal cadavre for a good couple of hours before i got bored.
it's not as if she'd be any good, the amount she eats i'd be surprised if she could even pull back the bed-covers in an enticing manner, let alone ride me to climax.

hopefully someone got a nasty mental image out of all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I thought that was trelly's milestone pic for a second!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Nah, mine's much more subtle
And my horns are much shinier


1
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *girds loins*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *butters shaft*
What.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *peppers tip*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *peels glans*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# *stretches potato*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# HAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# You guys are all freaks. Sexy, sexy freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *trembles in anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *mumbles in trepidation*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# *injects warm saline solution into ball sack to inflate it like a balloon*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# It's in the actual nads isn't it?
or have I been doing it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I think there are several different ways to do it
all of which are equally wrong... unless you end up actually injecting it into your heart or something, in which case that's more wrong than the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *snaps*
damn, too soon
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# me too :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Since I have nothing to say about this...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# lol
and Kurt Mussel?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# shop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I don't have problem with her that much
yes she's insipid (like a duck), yes she's pretty talentless... yes her husband's as thick as mince, yes so's she...

She's not got much going for her in my books, but I woudn't say she's evil... in fact I think her most unattractive quality is her plastic inoffensiveness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# she's horny
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Me and blinky cat totally would

I actually think she is quite attractive. Not with the horns obviously or bald or singing.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# this scares me. alot.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# There's absolutely no excuse for this...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# *spang*
Good old Billy Giles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Bill Giles!!!
Haven't seen him for years.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# John Kettley is a weatherman....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# And so is Michael Fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# And so is, Ian mcCaskill!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# and so is Winsey Willis !
* I will come back with the right spelling

EDIT: Done
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Isn't she dead now?
Edit:apparently not

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# she was
by the time I finished with her

edit: Apparently not :)
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Who cares!
We all know this is the greatest weatherman of all time!

FACT!

1 minute 21 in: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OhtWNUKtIsQ
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# PAH
Heather from Heather's Weather on BBC Scotland News!

PHWOARRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# "heather's weather"
Hahahahahaha

Is that just before "Lou's News" and "Gavin's Travel"?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# what?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I over-extended myself
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# And Mort's Sport?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# WE HAVE REAL NEWS IN SCOTLAND
:)

I will tolerate no mockery of Heather Reid! She is a lovely ray of sunshine telling us about the shit weather... also she's got an OBE AND she's a fellow of the Institute of Physics.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# and so is Michael Fish

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# It's good to see some Charles Gray on the board :)
nicely, squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# you're welcome...
Was going to be Kenny Williams, til I found this pic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Caught 'The Devil Rides Out' on ITV4 recently
one of my fave Hammer films, and he plays sinister very well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# "The Goat Of Mentis! It is the Devil himself!!!"
:D

Top film.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Such a great film
Even Patrick Mower is good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha, quite :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I would like . . . . . if I may . . . .
to take you on a journey


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ... Heavy.... And Pen-du-lous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# It's just a jump . . . . to the left!
/Shatneresque Charles Gray pauses


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hey you, you there!
I clicked your stupid challenge thing yet again. I went so far as to even make you a clichéd front page mock up and enter it in the challenge.
Be very grateful, it won't happen often ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/8931618
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I'm honoured :)
/afternoon fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# You Loon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hahah hail caser!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Needs more Jack Scott
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
that is very well done :D

woah nelly sir
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# 4rf!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Puns of that order need no excuses!
Have a big spang!
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# HYA
Classic
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# arf!
MAJOR T.J: well guys, i've finally hit my limit when it comes to bills, so i'm afraid i have to sacrifice my cable, phone and internet. i don't know for how long, but it'll be a few months at least. i'll still look in whenever i can get near a computer, but for now, i'm afraid it's goodbye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# :(
Sorry to hear that Smash!

Look forward to seeing you back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# you, too :(
i'm gonna miss this place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Why don't you try selling some semen?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# i would
but, by the time i scrape if off the sheets, nobody wants it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
adios amigo, until the day we meet again
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# adios, jefe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# be warned though
if you're away too long you may hear reports of a 6footer riding around seaforth with YNWA blasting out and screaming "SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hhahaha!
if it's anywhere near the doric, i'll hear it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Awww, honey... :(
*consoling hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *hugs back*
as soon as i can bag me a rich man, i'll be back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# :O(
Come back soon!

I vote we change Children in Need to "Smash Monkey in Need". The little bastards don't appreciate it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# only if we can change pudsey bear
to bad ass the shark
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Of course!
Who doesn't love sharks?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# quint.
he doesn't like them.
ooh, only 20 minutes left till cutoff time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# TTFN
*waves a tear soaked hankie
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i'm welling up here!
*sniffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I gotta unlurk for a second:
that utterly SUCKS, SM, hope you get that all sorted soon, and are back online quickly....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# thanks
hopefully, once christmas is out of the way and the bloody washing machine is paid for, i'll be back.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# :(
*hugs and tries not to show too much emotion*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Pfft!
Caesar rains with dignity, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hurray! and Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# You and your punngae ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Shut it, aching ear!
aching ear!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *giggles*
2
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha
oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Hiya!...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# ewwww
gay
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# *ladyfwaps*
what a fine mess I'm in now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# That's sick. And its wrong. And its sick.
So all in all, it deserves a good click. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Stanley Stan and His Funky Bunch?
Fine work as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Cheers Joe...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# What the cat ate


Oh yeah, that's right, I painted a real-life painting | Click for bigger (324KB)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# oh that's just beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I love that and it makes me think of the Hungry Caterpillar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# A very well balanced diet
at least the robin has something to snack on during his passage.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Not Mr Robin!
:O(

Woo Yay as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# haha!
nicley
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Silly kitty cat.
A woah nelly to you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# goodness me that's good
have you gone pro yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Taken from the song
There was an old lady who swallowed...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Blow Bob Kely
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Fear Miss Noisy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Bobby Woke LL
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# LL?
Laugh Loud?
Lord Lucan?
Large Lasagna?
Long Legs?
Lumpy Lobes?

WHAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# LL Cool J.
shirley..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# who swallowed a..
WHAT?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# who swallowed - not spat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# yes!!!
this pleases me in many ways.

clickity click
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Beautiful stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# that is freakin excellent!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Indigestion cat is bilious.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# that's just superb!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# No wonder he looks so unhappy
if he has eaten all that mixture. he is just asking for trouble....
Super as always.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# top stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Lovely Job
Really nice illustration
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Today and tomorrow


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(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Archie's work has really gone downhill of late :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# he can't churn them out at this high rate
AND maintain quality...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *smirk*
Glad it's not just me.

(Who's inadvertently nabbing TGA's work, not going downhill) (Though some would say both)
(Cloudane, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I've been going downhill for years ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# So wwebles can wobble and fall down ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# It is virtually impossible to find a decent, untampered Daily Mail source pic on google images.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# not huge images, but may be useful
www.bigdaddymerk.co.uk/mailwatchnew/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# aHA CHEERS!
*IS HALFWAY THROUGH CONSTRUCTING OWN*

*ACCIDENTALLY LEFT CAPS LOCK ON AND CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO RETYPE POST*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# :D
nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Good one
I found stuff in various blogs too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Health warnings should be compulsory
(Cloudane, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# HAHA nice one archie........WAIT A SECOND!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# He owns this compo apparantly:D
EDIT: Any proper suggestions for The Daily Mail font?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# He actually owns the daily mail

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's why Archie is such a racist biggot... always going around saying bad things about Guardian readers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I am not associated with the comments of the last speaker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# because I'm an unmarried ethnically diverse Guardian reading heathen
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Betty Boothroyd?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# yes, her as well
/I didn't care much for her hairdo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# pft... RACISM
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Prejudicial Sans Serif
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Yes this is why I felt the need to say real:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Bigot Black Italic
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Again...
I'm surprised you didn't go for Sans Mars Bar:P

Where you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I think the font is...
Lido STF Condensed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# ... according to identifont anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# cheers:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Yes. Send it back to where it came from
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Liberation Serif was what I used below...
I think. Something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# A really real answer!!!!
Thanky.

EDIT. Akwally I meant the banner./standard font:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Have two smiles :) :)
One for your post, and one for being another person who hasn't noticed TGA's tag on their source pic
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
#
I CANT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# far right of the blue band.
just below the masthead (i think it's a masthead....been a long time since schooling days)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# when did this first happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Haha. Thanks Google.
Well, if TGA can use the Mail's artwork through fair use/parody/whatever then I guess I can "borrow" theirs too ;)
(Cloudane, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Woah Nelly...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Hmm.
this is going to be a bit of a one joke compo isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Apologies for the earlier deleted thread
Spotted a major error in the pic. Anyway, moving on:

Canaletto's Santi Giovanni e Paolo and the Scuola di San Marco. (restored)


or if you must:
biggar

Edit: For comparison:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Thread Deleter!!!!!
'Lo chap, you good?

4
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I'd say 'middling' if I'm honest.
Are you gettin' nekkid soon, then?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I really should be going to take the pic soon, yes
But it's damned cold and I don't wanna take any of my many layers off :(

3 probably
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Shame!
Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# bit of cold never hurt anyone!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# unless they got too close
to nipples, with their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *gasps*
a countdown?!
bye bye trousers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# after her recent events,
do you really want to see it? :D

/goatselike blog
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# what?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# n/m
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# *slaps*
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# *turns the other cheek*
yeah baby! :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# *thumps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# ooh
was gonna be leaving for chelt shortly, but may wait for nakedness
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# i love these.
and you.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Brill!
*dusts off Star Destroyer insert*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# No!
I spent ages on that....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Only kidding ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# perhaps a link to the original
I know some art, but am unfamiliar with this.

It looks nice, but I'm not sure what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Here it is:
www.abcgallery.com/C/canaletto/canaletto5.html
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I see.
Very nice indeed. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *squints*
My mind is telling me to FIND T3H QUO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Woah nelly..
do you have the original to compare?

edit: klp.pl/admin-malarstwo/images/grafiki/1277.jpg

i don't understand :( am i being a noob?
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# here ya go:
www.abcgallery.com/C/canaletto/canaletto5.html
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# The two buildings on the right have been changed to photos of the buildings as they appear now (I presume).
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Putting it like that really took the fun out of it for me.
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# From what I remember it's something like that
Very subtle, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# And the bridge as well looking at it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# it was a bastard trying to get the perspective right
for the bridge.
People really should take more useful photos for me to use - dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Also some of the people were made to go back to the same position so he could take their photos
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# You filthy deleter!
*throws excrement*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That's a classical
*click* then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# can't find henry
i know he's there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# he's not actually
;-)

Oh dear, am I *that* predictable?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# what did you do overhere?
edit: nicey!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# thank you for making my expectation grow
about seeing you naked in 2 posts

edit: after your edit, i now look like an idiot.
thank you again :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# You are very clever indeed.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Ah yes I saw the error too

Fixed it!


Very woo skills in restoration you have.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Good thing you're here...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# spotted something else

(I helped save b3ta! syd, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# That guy is about 15 feet tall!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# well spotted
that's exactly why he got the job. bad ass hoodie.
(I helped save b3ta! syd, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# the shadow
still most excellent though.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# The Shadow, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# this is hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ..


blog and archive

Plus link to video of Stewart Lee on the Daily Mail's Richard Littlejohn :
blueblog.co.uk/?p=11
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# This compo probably ain't going to help our case is it?
Incidentally - sapristy?

5
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha!!
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha
Thanks for the Stewart Lee link.
Nice to see other people can't talk about Littlejohn without using the c word.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaah
a click for the title alone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ^this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
thankyou, this cheered me up pre-work!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# excellent.
glad to be of assistance.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ahahaha
WE MUST CLONE DIANA TO SAVE BRITAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *clicketh*
6
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Oh my stars milestone alert!
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Something similar to that one with the towel
would be nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# except with less towel
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ooooh :D
6? *locks office door*
*liberally moisturises hands*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# By George! I think they might be onto something.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahaha all true, *clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# *clicks hard.*
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Very good, Sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# BOODZZ


Click for bigger (123KB)

Latest sketchy wetchy,



..................did i say wetchy...?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# You are Russel Brand AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *rapes Andrew Sachs
just for shits and giggles*







No Yam nowt!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Kewl!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# wow
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Fanx
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# nice
*thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *fans you*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hello.

Tried to get this anim into a GIF but was looooooow quality - click for Youtube version
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *wanks onna courgette*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# WOAC!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# WOAC NELLY
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Careful now
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# haha awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# i call this
paranoid cucumber sex tape.

starting this girl:


woo and click btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# That cucumber has blowjob lips.
I imagine it'd feel cold and mushy.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# that's what microwaves are for.
this and for drawing little people with ripped guts
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Yay for Microwave!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Great job Microwave!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# The animation is very good
woo to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Has he just seen Kerry Katona approaching
with a tub of lube and a thoughtful look on her fat stupid face?



It's most woo by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# NoooOOoooOooOooo...
Use... The Gel!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# You're VERY close to the truth, sir.
But I don't think I could draw KK without choking on my own bile and hatred.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# thoughtful?
kerry katona?

same sentance?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Aces :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# haha, what's making him wiggle?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# He's supposed to be rocking back and forth
like a catatonic child who's just seen his mummy and his daddy "fighting", naked in their bedroom. {:I
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# cool
I'm not too sure you need to lose anything. Looks just right for a flash movie.

To reduce its footprint for a gif, you could get away with making the shadow a consistant colour. It would look more cartoon like. I'm not too sure what app you are using. I'm not even sure how I would do that myself with lightwave to be honest.


I like this - click
(waxdart hello., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# It's Aftereffects CS3
I thought of importing the footage into another program but I wasn't sure if any could render and compress GIFs as well. I think the main prob is that it's 8 secs.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Frightened courgette is frightened.
TJ - I got German spam today! Can any German speaking b3tan translate this for me please so I know where to send all my personal and financial details...


Guten Tag,
leider konnten wir ihren Paket gesendet am 01. Juli nicht zustellen, da
die Adresse des Empfangers nicht existiert. Drucken Sie bitte den Lieferschein im Anhang dieser Mail aus,
und holen Sie ihr Paket bei uns ab.
Mit freundlichen Grussen,
Ihre UPS
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# here
Good day, unfortunately we could not set their package transmission on 01 July,
there the address of the Empfangers does not exist. Will please expression you the
delivery note in the appendix these mail, and you fetch their package with us.
With friendly Grussen, Their UPS
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Aw friendly Grussen.
I shall forward all my information forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# it says his name is gunther
and he is fucking your wife and that your too stupid to read german so you'll never know
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# It means
"No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only".
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Roughly translated it says:
Pay Attention!
For you, Tommy, ze war iz over
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *Public space chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
I love your expressions. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I love your expressions too.
*stares at you through window while you sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# this is all of the ace, and then some :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

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