^ Needs more Teh Quo
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:37,
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Dammit!*closes paint.net*
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:38,
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I tell myselfI'm over you.
But you just keep posting!
*clicks*
(But you just keep posting!
*clicks*
Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions.,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:38,
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Ha ha ha!How did you end up in that situation Davey?
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:38,
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He bought a Captains hat because he thought it looked jauntythere followed a series of hilarious slapstick misunderstandings which resulted in him being in charge of a large Ocean liner with no qualifications.
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:40,
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if you steal a ship you should learn the controls first(
sooperdave,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:42,
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Well look at our boat in the bay it looks like some sad arse little canoe
GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:40,
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*pretends*
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:48,
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Go West, young man!:D
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:52,
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I'm very sorry- Mindbleach all round
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:24,
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OM FUCKING GOD!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: You terrifyingly, scarily appalling man, you!
Also: :D
(Edit: You terrifyingly, scarily appalling man, you!
Also: :D
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:25,
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I literally just did a bokeI hope you are pleased with yourself!
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:27,
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3rd Full On Office LOL of the day! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:27,
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Run! It's the Lords!
Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:40,
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Yay for teh skeksis! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:42,
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Totally would.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:43,
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I'd at least get her to remove her dentures first:)
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:46,
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PoofHalf the fun is the risk of knocking them down her throat
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:49,
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Long time, no paintmash . . . no paintmash . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:21,
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I waitedand was rewarded
woo!
(woo!
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:22,
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you were waiting for a glass fo white and a croissant? Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:32,
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well, initially just for the door to openbut if you're offering...
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:39,
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Arf!I was trying to figure out the relevance of the shading-pieces on the door for a while there...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:22,
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Just a shitey giffed up shadowI have to use a web photomanipulator to save as gifs and whilst it doesn't shag them up like paint it's still not very good
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:25,
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Ha!Ace! I wish our cucumber would make a fecking dash for it! I'd open the door and help it out!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:26,
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hahahahanicely done sir
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:35,
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Well, at least she seems quite happy with the proceedings.So, that's all good, then.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:03,
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But can she be milked? Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:03,
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Sir, I feel it is beholden upon you to at least try to find out. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:04,
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I can't stop gigglingGuest just checked into my hotel, name of Cynthia Barry.
The booking system gives last name/first part of first name
so she's BARRY/CYNT. I need to get out more.
(The booking system gives last name/first part of first name
so she's BARRY/CYNT. I need to get out more.
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:07,
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Hahaha!Also: You're in B'ton, yes?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:08,
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God I wish!Sunny Canary Wharf - brrrrr!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:10,
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*celerys*Don't ask me - I don't know.
Where be you be then squire?
(Where be you be then squire?
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:17,
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*gooses*Behind You!
Well, Bloomsbury ashually, but I frequent the Waitrose down in your neck o' the woods.
It's great for a having a cheeky glass of plonk whilst food shopping.
;-)
(Well, Bloomsbury ashually, but I frequent the Waitrose down in your neck o' the woods.
It's great for a having a cheeky glass of plonk whilst food shopping.
;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:20,
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*SCREAMS like a woman!*Oh Blooooomsbury, is it? How ver ver nice.
Mmmm Waitrose. I'll be getting our goose from there for Christmas.
(Mmmm Waitrose. I'll be getting our goose from there for Christmas.
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:24,
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Excellent!Roast Dinner of Champions, that is.
And the fat makes the most superb roastie spuds.
(And the fat makes the most superb roastie spuds.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:30,
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I don't get it* enough
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:10,
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KICK HIM IN THE CUNT, BARRY!any wiser?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:11,
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It all started here:www.b3ta.com/board/6027577#post6027579
and then, well, the rest is nonsense
(and then, well, the rest is nonsense
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:21,
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Ha!At my old school the username protocol was the first 3 letter of the persons surname followed by the first letter of their first name. This was the case for pupils and teachers alike.
One of my teachers was called B Knowd.
(One of my teachers was called B Knowd.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:11,
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hahaha!what a wanker
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:15,
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I didn't actually know you worked in a hotel.You're just copying me now!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:11,
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Your place is way out of my league*5 stars all over yo ass*
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:14,
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Yesand it's your fault for tattooing them on there.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:15,
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That was no needle :¬( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:16,
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I'm not sure I approve of this outcome... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:37,
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Are these the pics of her and Richard Gere a little later in the day? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:05,
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aww Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:39,
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You know what.I'm sure I've used that source before!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:12,
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Oh yeah?In your alone time?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:13,
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NoI spend that wanking over photos of incontinent old women.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:17,
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In his too I am sure......maybe not as an adult, but I'm sure the thought has crossed his mind at some point in his development.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:21,
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*burns emabassies* Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:25,
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Yes but what are you going to put in the bottom compartment!:Owoos.
EDIT:
I don't know what to do. Should I:
(EDIT:
I don't know what to do. Should I:
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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Frozen Fanny Batter!sounds like something Robin would say to Batman!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:50,
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Pffffttt...office lol batman
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:52,
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No, that was Bruce Wayne... J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:03,
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He didwhen they were fighting The Mighty Quim, an eskimo vagina based villian.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:54,
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there should be morevagina-based villainy in the world
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:02,
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I dunnoI've met some women who were right bitches...
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:07,
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that's more ovaries than vaginas Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:19,
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Well as long as there's room in the bottom for the pube crisper! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:55,
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I voted Hancock,but only in the hope that you mean The Blood Donor and not another superhero film....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:57,
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If it makes you happy I say it is. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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I am glad.If you hadn't said that, I would have felt a little prick!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:00,
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*takes notes* Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:03,
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Don't worry it's personality that counts:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:04,
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It makes up for my massive cock. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:08,
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:07,
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Don't you feel that this graph reveals a wonderful insight into thegroup mindset of b3ta?
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:16,
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^ SmegEDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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If you mix up smeg with well doneplease never ever compliment me!!!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:56,
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The fridge is a SMEGthe post is Well Done!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:02,
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You can keep this in it
kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:56,
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Ha ha ha!Yay for Pope Digestove II!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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Yay winter saves the day for biscuits eatingalthough I shall not recant my Catholicism!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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HISTORY!!!!!hehehehe
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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"Aw poot. We're skint."Hahahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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hahahahabrill
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:07,
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*drops physics and starts history degree*hahahaha
woo
(woo
Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:12,
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leave the band wagon!
join the Greek riot police, action guaranteed!
But it's on a double yellow line! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:43,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Anagram Photoshops"){kind=small}
*drops a clanger*
EDIT: Also, there was talk down the board of an article written by Mr Postgate in 2003, published in The Guardian today again.
Here it is: www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/dec/10/postgate-bagpuss-animation-television
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:32,
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Thank you :DI wasn't sure whether people would take it the wrong way.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:37,
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\oI have been known to take it the wrong way - do I get a prize?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:39,
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Pearoasting
Edit: That Grauniad bit made me just love him a litttle bit more. I thank him for my childhood.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:07,
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I just got this in my bloody head again thanks to this pic!(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:15,
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GREAT, I LOVE POST !!!!Topical tribute + anagram challenge all in one!
( Q4nobody,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:51,
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See waht I did there?post = tops, tops = post, anagrams....aghh forget it!
( Q4nobody,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:14,
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Ha ha ha!I got what you were doing, don't worry ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:18,
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Poor old Oliver.Mind if I slip this pea in?
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:10,
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Not in the slightest :)Nicely done!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:12,
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Gaaahghosts!
*frights*
Looks in mirror
*frights more*
(*frights*
Looks in mirror
*frights more*
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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Silly ghost!Windows is not mirrors!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:30,
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What?You mean I don't look like the next doors house?!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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What's wrong with looking like next doors house?You racist.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:32,
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True*burns embassy*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:34,
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*DAs B&H* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:36,
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Only from under the counter though. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:38,
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Of course.We wouldn't want to go breaking any laws now, would we?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:39,
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Cool!*phones Derek Acorah*
Woo!
(Woo!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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what's that Sam?
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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IT IS ME!I AM HERE!
*lunges for Yvee's tits*
(*lunges for Yvee's tits*
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:33,
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Ooooooh, you're an evil man.YOU RAPED THEM.
(not you)
Right, I've got to go and do work. Consider yourselves loved and left.
((not you)
Right, I've got to go and do work. Consider yourselves loved and left.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:34,
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In that caseConsider yourself obsessed over and stalked.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:35,
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Why is it always raining in your images? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:29,
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you need a nice comfy dungeon . . . Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:34,
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I didn't think they let you outside? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:39,
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UNLEASH THE LEASH!!! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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Oi!*jealouses*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:36,
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yay!I've read "error" too many times. It just doesn't look right now.
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:30,
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Hooray!Spooks in the spokes!
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:40,
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Evolution of Mona LisaYesterday someone posted a link to the results of a project to draw the Mona Lisa with 50 polygons using genetic programming.
I was just curious to see how it looked as a GIF animation so here it is...
(I was just curious to see how it looked as a GIF animation so here it is...
revolution now 👊,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:25,
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i really really really really really like thisit's massoff woo
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:26,
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Go make the fucking tea tea boy! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:30,
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This is bloody woo yay and houplah! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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It's neat, but if there's no limit on the number of sides to each polygonthen the limit of 50 polygons is fairly meaningless.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:20,
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I bet this has already been done. You people disgust me.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:18,
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^ I bet he wouldEDIT: Oh, now I see
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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That was all made for £100 apparently. Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:20,
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In old money.That's worth £1m in today's money - £2m in tomorrow's.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:21,
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something about euros?the board is acting odd today, I shall bog off and go to lunch
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:24,
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Pippin's way of changing facial expression was to change heads of which he had 3 - pictured below:
These facial expressions were:
"Oh don't go", "What are you going to do with that" and "Whoa Nelly!"
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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*delurks**deposits 5 second paint job*
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7774287.stm
*relurks/runs*
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7774287.stm
*relurks/runs*
^ HoleEDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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Oh dear God.Might as well chuck this shit here, then, for the fuck of it...
(
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:18,
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Well, whilst we're on the subject:
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:27,
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GodI just licked the screen when I saw that
*pops off for a mars bar*
(*pops off for a mars bar*
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:27,
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pffft*wants milky way*
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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Haha!Slapdash plonking of one image over another ftw!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:20,
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\o/I'm saving all my pretty and well crafted images for thesis*.
*Thesis may not contain any pretty or well crafted images.
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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*Thesis may not contain any pretty or well crafted images.
Apparently it's always raining in my images, and there aren't any happy sunbeams.So have some winter fun:
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:07,
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Why is it always sunny in your images?snowy
grassy
Oh sod it "Why is it always raining in your images?"
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:07,
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Hahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:10,
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*shields face from screen*ARG --- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo the light - it burns IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRNS
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:09,
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EXCELLENT Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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Don't look at the beautiful light.... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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Yeah you fucking emo!woo.
EDIT: In other news. Yays. I just had scrummy baked potato and cheese!
\o/
(EDIT: In other news. Yays. I just had scrummy baked potato and cheese!
\o/
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:09,
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\o/Needs more beans
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:13,
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I am considering if I should have either chicken broth or pea and ham soup to finish me meal off. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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Beer. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:15,
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It's my day off and I was considering a glass of wine later:) riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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you can't just piss in a glass and call it wineyou have to let it ferment for a bit first
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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I just had spicy tomato soupnow I crave chocolate
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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I had tattys and am now craving soup:)What the hell...
...What are you having for lunch today b3ta.
(...What are you having for lunch today b3ta.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:15,
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YUMI just had reheated chinese :)
I think his name was Shao Jian
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:17,
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I think his name was Shao Jian
hahahaI was thinking the same before I got to the last line:P
EDIT: How is mini trelly doing?
(EDIT: How is mini trelly doing?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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All sniffly and snuffly bless herWas supposed to be taking her to a tumble tots type thing today which I've had to cancel. Although I think I'm more disappointed about it ;)
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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I have no idea what a tumble tot isAre stunt men involved?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:29,
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Hurrah!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:17,
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Why have we not seen any more of your little waving friends lately? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:18,
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too busty
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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^ Sperm!EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:21,
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Hooray! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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YAAAY!All manner of joy and happy to be found here. Splendid :)
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:21,
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That is rather good tooAs a wandering co-worker also commented
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:05,
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Does it sound something likeBLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ?
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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*buys twelvty*Burtons are selling Baron Greenback t-shirts now.
But they have that really irritating 'washed-out' look to make people think it's really old
(But they have that really irritating 'washed-out' look to make people think it's really old
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:09,
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I haven't seen a Burtons in ages! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:09,
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They'res till aroundselling cheap suits, tight jeans and hilarious slogan t-shirts
AND carigans!
I must have missed the meeting where hip and trendy twentysomethings decided that cardigans were fashionable again
(AND carigans!
I must have missed the meeting where hip and trendy twentysomethings decided that cardigans were fashionable again
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:12,
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I had a cardigan type thingy a few years agoand I loved it. However, it wasn't one of those stupidly low neckline things the kids are wearing round my way!
I just went to their website, they are proper cheap now!
(I just went to their website, they are proper cheap now!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:15,
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Bless you, sirLovely. have a *click*
And I'm going to whore this one out again:
(And I'm going to whore this one out again:
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:02,
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Oh that's beautiful. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:03,
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Oh yeah that's really 'on message' isn't it?;)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:05,
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hahahahahaha! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:05,
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Pffffttt...I shouldn't laugh... but I did.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:07,
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hahahahahaI love this but only because our fucking mice are back after two years trouble free living
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:09,
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Where did they gofor their trouble free living?
( durbster durbster.co.uk,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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I saw that on the pop page last night!Tres Woo sir!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:04,
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you there:www.b3ta.com/board/9011272
had you, perchance, read the Grunidad today? They have a very wonderful article written by Oliver on pages 1 & 2.
(had you, perchance, read the Grunidad today? They have a very wonderful article written by Oliver on pages 1 & 2.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:08,
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You utter star, sir.Thank you. I had a very sad day yesterday after hearing the news.
Someone put it rather well by saying "I feel that the last piece of my childhood died when I heard of his death".
Edit: Vulthoom, it was. I badly paraphrased him, too - and for that, apologies.
Quite so.
:'(
(Someone put it rather well by saying "I feel that the last piece of my childhood died when I heard of his death".
Edit: Vulthoom, it was. I badly paraphrased him, too - and for that, apologies.
Quite so.
:'(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:10,
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indeedI didn't know until I sat down for lunch and a coffee with the paper and I am all at once rather seriously down... this few paragraphs he wrote in 2003 were exceedingly good perfectly crystallised what's wrong with children's television today and what it should be about but isn't
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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he finished it by saying something along the lines of"... were I a Martian invader and I wanted to overthrow the human race I would start with the young people by taking imagination and story telling out of the things they like -- "
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:17,
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I shall avail myself of a copy at lunchtime. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:17,
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that's smashin' :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:03,
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Awww...I'll roll this one out again then 'cos I rather like it...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:04,
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how niceI'm pretty sad about the whole thing... especially as he was so soundly neglected once children's TV decided moronic shite was the way to go.
:(
woosome
(:(
woosome
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:04,
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I had a 'throwing dinner at the radio' moment last nightWhen bloody Floella (sp?) Benjamin was banging on about how wonderful she was in Play School, completely missing the point about what genius Firmin & Postgate had. Silly witch.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:08,
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SomehowI can't see in 20 years time people going out and buying the complete series of Barney or High School Musical on DVD
/doesn't know what shit kids TV is on these days
(/doesn't know what shit kids TV is on these days
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:11,
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I'm still fucking hererolling cigarettes.
Big Cook Little Cook, Sorry I Have no Head- both bloody excellent.
(Big Cook Little Cook, Sorry I Have no Head- both bloody excellent.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:15,
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I saw Spoof on saturdaythat was suprisingly good, and a hundred times better than anything on BBC3
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:29,
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And I was like 'no way!' and she was like 'uh huh...WAY'...
Alt text to finish the story.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:54,
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also - is Grunty about?I wish to offer my condolences with regard the sad passing of Oliver Postgate
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:57,
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THEY MIGHT DO ANOTHER B+Thopefully. Keanu was talking about it.
Fuck me, I'd dry hump everything in the world in gleeful anticipation.
Smoking time for real now.
(Fuck me, I'd dry hump everything in the world in gleeful anticipation.
Smoking time for real now.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:00,
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don't tease me wenchif you're making this up I'll hunt you down and exact my warm revenge
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:01,
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Here, this is all I know. Now let me go for me bloody ciggie.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:03,
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That would be awesome!Did you know, as I never did, that Alex Winter was born in London? That there is a fact!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:07,
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They're in their forties, so not really, no. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:05,
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"we came up with this idea of the characters in their forties"cunning.
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:06,
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for all he is often dismissed as a dreadful actorKanoo has made some great films and seems like a really nice bang up sort.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:06,
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He's lovely, apparently. A friend of mine used to work in the bizand she's met him a few times. According to her he's really quite intelligent, just a complete stoner, and very patient.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:08,
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dirty boywon't someone think of the children
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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*thinks of the children*pump pump squirt
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:25,
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ha ha... ThisOffice lol
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:27,
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WHY ARE YOU ON DAYSHIFT! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:33,
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Good!Now don't come back till it is dark outside ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:38,
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So, in 5 minutes time?*doesn't like short days*
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:48,
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Hahahaha ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:50,
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ErmPosting pictures of a regular boarder in the nuddy is not really okay.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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Sadly she is not on line at the moment ;¬( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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Who isn't?Teat Pope Hut?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:22,
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Kate is not on my msn.That said, I may just be hated ;¬(
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:25,
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Oh shit, is that a B3tard?this is why I dont post naked pictures of myself on the tintersplut. Anymore.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:17,
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To be fair, it is a good anagram and it's a picture she posted herself elsewhere,but it's a bit rude still.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:22,
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crikeytop up the toilet
edit: now poor TUTT is suffering from pixellated torso disease
(edit: now poor TUTT is suffering from pixellated torso disease
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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It's a common afflictioni find best remidied by pressing 'hide'
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:23,
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Hi Kate. Put some knickers on, pet.Also, she best fucking be aware you've posted this.
Oh, Wormulus is online. Good good.
(Oh, Wormulus is online. Good good.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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Bwahahahahaha!Edit: Also - damn straight on your edit, ma'am. That would be a tad rude.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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fwaps a little and then shouts...N S F W !
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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I say!Ms Tea, you really shouldn't let paparazzi into the toilet with you.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:18,
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she ain't going to be pleased*checks flickr
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:20,
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O_o
...and by the sounds of things that's the least of your problems.
EDIT oh great, thanks, now I have to adblock it all over again.
NSFW is NSFW even if it's pasted into a Daily Mail template.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:23,
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'shopping boarders without consent is punishable by death
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:26,
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You didn't ask my permission there.... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:28,
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I was thinking just the same there:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:29,
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I must sayyou're a master of disguise when out and about with us ordinary folk.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:31,
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I just strap on the fat suit and ugly mask and away I gokeeps the autograph hunters at bay
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:36,
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Tch. There's nothing wrong with you either.Captain's Ego Massage is open for business, all.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:37,
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my ego is located in my pants MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:38,
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Mine's in your pants as well.Can I have it back, please?
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:40,
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not til I've raped the shit out of it MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:40,
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How did it get covered in shitin the first place?
( sinisterduck,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:56,
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*shouts pantwards* THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU£1200, please.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:40,
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you obviously haven't looked closely(
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:44,
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Actually I had a totally different ideawhat this site might look like.
( sinisterduck,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:00,
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which one's you? *edit* I tried not to show your norks
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:32,
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Seriously, I don't knowI've never knowingly met a B3TARD in the flesh
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:34,
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He's got the body of one and the name of the other . . .*scarpers*
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:34,
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*writing this all down* The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:39,
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/guy on the left shares my real name The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:37,
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ah okit's all clear now
*stalks*
(*stalks*
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:38,
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hahahaha! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:32,
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Awww, you seem to be enjoying that Ice Cream, though...;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:35,
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Nicely shopped.Assuming she wasn't on the toilet to start with.
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:27,
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Pinching someone's flickr images and posting them as your own is frowned upon in these parts. WormuIus,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:30,
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Once more......AdBlock saves me for raging spackers like you.
Yes it was pixelated; bit fucking deal. If my boss had seen that from across the room, would it have looked pixelated? No. Of course not you shitting cunt.
The redundancies being announced tomorrow are bad enough, I don't need to add summary dismissal to my worries as well.
Now link that as NSFW or fuck off.
/edit
Re-your edit: No, that is not any better you flipping arse. Link it. MOD! Ban this sick filth, please!
*re-fluffs*
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:30,
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Yes it was pixelated; bit fucking deal. If my boss had seen that from across the room, would it have looked pixelated? No. Of course not you shitting cunt.
The redundancies being announced tomorrow are bad enough, I don't need to add summary dismissal to my worries as well.
Now link that as NSFW or fuck off.
/edit
Re-your edit: No, that is not any better you flipping arse. Link it. MOD! Ban this sick filth, please!
*re-fluffs*
please grow up...cheersposting a picture of a regular is not big or clever
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:31,
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Posting pictures of people who just come here now and then is ok then?:P
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:34,
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"Squirrels with tits" are here regularly...Does that mean we cant post them any more?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:39,
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I thought.......pictures of Rob violating kittens (or whatever) were OK though. or have I misunderstood "Teh Roolz"?
Again.
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:34,
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Again.
That's differentRob isn't real. He's an amalgam of spare layers in photoshop
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:36,
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I'm sure Rob said it was ok...asking for permission = good
not asking = bad
science!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:36,
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^ What that wise man said. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:40,
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flaming shitty ones MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:47,
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What... not even if it is for the compo?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:37,
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Cigarettes to be sold from under the counter(
beaubodor blogless,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:55,
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another god awful waste of time and moneyThanks Government!
Way to put newsagents out of business
(Way to put newsagents out of business
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:55,
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I am not sure it will put newsagents out of business.There is fuck all profit on snout at any rate.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:57,
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But its the other stuffyou go in for fags and buy a paper, magazine, drink etc
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:01,
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But you still will,it'll just not be on the wall?
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:03,
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Depending on the magazine you may buy some tissues as well:p'ningles all.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:23,
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Caravan Monthly*fwaps*
ningles ghosty!
(ningles ghosty!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:26,
archived)
Phoar!or The Wippet Digest!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:28,
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Well, they have let the Supermarkets kill / squeeze outthe pubs, and highstreet butcher baker hardware shop, I see it as the next logical step, I mean why would I want a shop on my high street?
Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:59,
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Smokers:Scum. Subhuman scum.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:02,
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*lights up**blows smoke in your face*
*laughs*
(*laughs*
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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Watch your Alan Partridge video. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:22,
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Nice.I actually approve - the massive cartons serve as excellent advertising and this makes the law fair and sensible.
Of course, that said, I want a world where they don't vilify smoking in the first place and having a fag is not evil, just fun.
Why am I living in the future already? no drinking on the tube, no cigarettes, what the fuck was the point in all the years of fighting oppressive regimes if we just have one from here and take over?
(Of course, that said, I want a world where they don't vilify smoking in the first place and having a fag is not evil, just fun.
Why am I living in the future already? no drinking on the tube, no cigarettes, what the fuck was the point in all the years of fighting oppressive regimes if we just have one from here and take over?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:57,
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Hmmm...I think your definition of "opressive" might be a bit wide...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:02,
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I can see no excuse for banning personal behaviour which does not affect others.Unruly behaviour by drunk people should not reflect upon all people who drink, any more than a Chinaman robbing the Post Office means all Chinamen should be arrested.
Preventing individuals from doing things which do not have a negative affect on others is oppression.
(Preventing individuals from doing things which do not have a negative affect on others is oppression.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:05,
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Drank half a pint of shandy as was particularly ill? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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Plato, they saycould stick it away.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:13,
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Half a crate of Whiskey every day... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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and Hobbes was fond of a dram The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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and renee descartes was a drunken fart!'I drink therefore I am!'
OI!
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:17,
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OI!
Socrates himself is particularly missed... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:18,
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...on account of being continually pissed/set em up knock em down
Well, partly.But you're assuming that Mill is correct.
And, at least here, I don't think he is.
(And, at least here, I don't think he is.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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i'm of the liberal schooli think that the oppression of viewpoints,actions and ideals is always negative,as it robs the future of serious debate and impinges on the rights of the individual.
i see the freedom of the individual and responsibility going hand-in-hand,so that the individual can choose what he does rather than be todl what he can and cannot do.
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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i see the freedom of the individual and responsibility going hand-in-hand,so that the individual can choose what he does rather than be todl what he can and cannot do.
Ah-haI'm more of an anti-liberal.
You're right to say that opression is wrong - but that's trivial, because the important question has to do with deciding what is oppressive to begin with.
You're also assuming that there's such a thing as a right - something that Mill never claims, incidentally. I'm suspicious of the notion of rights, for metaphysical, epistemological and historical reasons. I can make much more sense of the notion of duties or responsibilities - but, even then, it's wholly formal, and we'd still need to know what they are.
But then again, I'm an irremediable Kant.
(You're right to say that opression is wrong - but that's trivial, because the important question has to do with deciding what is oppressive to begin with.
You're also assuming that there's such a thing as a right - something that Mill never claims, incidentally. I'm suspicious of the notion of rights, for metaphysical, epistemological and historical reasons. I can make much more sense of the notion of duties or responsibilities - but, even then, it's wholly formal, and we'd still need to know what they are.
But then again, I'm an irremediable Kant.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:20,
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you're correct,a 'right' has no real existence.it is conceptual.we do have a duty to our state (if you advocate paternalism)
but i believe the individual should act as he likes as long as he DOES NO ACTIVE HARM to another.all actions have consequences,and i feel smokers should take pains to only fuck themselves up,not anyone else (like kids).
but I ABSOLUTELY ADVOCATE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:25,
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but i believe the individual should act as he likes as long as he DOES NO ACTIVE HARM to another.all actions have consequences,and i feel smokers should take pains to only fuck themselves up,not anyone else (like kids).
but I ABSOLUTELY ADVOCATE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE
Nope.Paternalism does not mean that we have duties to anyone.
Your claim about liberty has a problem of normativity, though. For example, I used to climb the fireguard as a child. This was what I wanted to do, and I was harming noone else. Nor would I have harmed anyone by continuing to do so. However, I don't think my parents wronged me by removing me therefrom.
So it would appear that some violations of strict liberty might not be problematic. The problem you then have is one of determining where the line is to be drawn between the problematic and the non-problematic. I'm not sure that it can be done.
(Your claim about liberty has a problem of normativity, though. For example, I used to climb the fireguard as a child. This was what I wanted to do, and I was harming noone else. Nor would I have harmed anyone by continuing to do so. However, I don't think my parents wronged me by removing me therefrom.
So it would appear that some violations of strict liberty might not be problematic. The problem you then have is one of determining where the line is to be drawn between the problematic and the non-problematic. I'm not sure that it can be done.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:30,
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mill thought of thishe stated that the harm principal did not apply to children and people of less-developed nations.his phraseology,not mine.
and,as i said,i advocate choice,intelligent choice as the only way forward.the individual must take responsibility for his own actions.it is deferred responsibility that is ruining the western world.
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:34,
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and,as i said,i advocate choice,intelligent choice as the only way forward.the individual must take responsibility for his own actions.it is deferred responsibility that is ruining the western world.
I know Mill thought of thisBut he doesn't provide a satisfactory answer that I can see. And he didn't talk about less-developed nations. He talked about barbarians and nations in their "nonage" (On Liberty, ch. 1).
I don't understand the leap you've made to the Spenglerian point about the decline of the west. It seems to have nothing to do with anything that anyone's said here hitherto.
(I don't understand the leap you've made to the Spenglerian point about the decline of the west. It seems to have nothing to do with anything that anyone's said here hitherto.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:42,
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Not necessarily.You need some account of their entitlement to do that action as well, and of the intention of the person putting the difficulties in place. If there's no right to smoke, then it being more difficult to do so, or to sell cigarettes, is not really oppressive. And there is no such right.
Moreover, the intention behind a lot of the hurdles to smoking is beneficence-based. That, too, undermines claims to oppression, doesn't it?
(Moreover, the intention behind a lot of the hurdles to smoking is beneficence-based. That, too, undermines claims to oppression, doesn't it?
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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Wha? Everything we could do has to be laid out in law somewhere before it becomes wrong to interfere with it?Positive rights suck ass.
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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That's not what I said.Read the shapes I made with my keyboard and words.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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I bet it is what you said anywaybut I'll give it a go.
Edit: since you say below you don't like the concept of a right, perhaps what you're saying here is that there are no rights to anything, and therefore there is never any oppression. This leaves me in the dark about what you think there is.
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Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:21,
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Edit: since you say below you don't like the concept of a right, perhaps what you're saying here is that there are no rights to anything, and therefore there is never any oppression. This leaves me in the dark about what you think there is.
I'm much happier with talk of responsibilities... or of actions, laws, restrictions and so on that are kata ton orthon logon: in accordance with reason.
There's more to moral debate than appeals to rights. I don't think that such appeals to rights help; I suspect they get in the way of clarity.
The absence of rights doesn't mean that liberty is meaningless; nor does it mean that there's no such thing as oppression. Why should it?
(There's more to moral debate than appeals to rights. I don't think that such appeals to rights help; I suspect they get in the way of clarity.
The absence of rights doesn't mean that liberty is meaningless; nor does it mean that there's no such thing as oppression. Why should it?
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:54,
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So why is a law that interferes with smoking not oppressive?You mentioned the intent (it's for the smokers' own good), but is it at least unfair? Do you have no principle against coercing people for their own good? How would fines for hang-gliding shape up? Very bad for you, hang-gliding, lots of broken limbs, no merit other than enjoyment.
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Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:02,
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No.I think that there is a right to behave in accordance to personal wishes where that does not negatively impact others.
Tobacco is a readily available plant - if an individual wishes to burn it and inhale it I can imagine no possible defence for preventing this.
(Tobacco is a readily available plant - if an individual wishes to burn it and inhale it I can imagine no possible defence for preventing this.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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I think it does negatively impact on others.If someone lights up in front of me when i'm walking down the road I have to make sure i'm not down wind as i think cigarette smoke stinks like fuck. When spending evenings in pubs/gig venues/peoples houses where there are smokers I invariably end up leaving with a sore throat and smelling like an ashtray.
You would complain if I farted in your face so I respectfully ask you to keep your noxious fumes out of mine.
(You would complain if I farted in your face so I respectfully ask you to keep your noxious fumes out of mine.
Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:26,
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No, I would not complain if you farted.This is because I understand that everyone is different and that other enjoy things which I do not.
I do not smoke, but I resent the fact that being a minority makes it a target.
A slight odour does not count as significant discomfort for others.
(I do not smoke, but I resent the fact that being a minority makes it a target.
A slight odour does not count as significant discomfort for others.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:30,
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The significance of the discomfortneed not be a consideration.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:36,
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Well, to go back to JSM, if I mayoffense is not harm
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:42,
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Well, that's not clear.Mill thinks that it isn't. I'm not so sure - and by this I do mean that I don't know. I've been toying with the idea of writing something on offensiveness for a while now.
Whether or not it is, though, you're presupposing that it's the outcome of an action that makes the difference. It might be that you can be wronged without being harmed at all, or that any harm is wrong to the same extent, and that the degree thereof is a mere detail.
(Whether or not it is, though, you're presupposing that it's the outcome of an action that makes the difference. It might be that you can be wronged without being harmed at all, or that any harm is wrong to the same extent, and that the degree thereof is a mere detail.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:47,
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Indeed, I agree with the theorybut I have personally addressed the questions and believe that the level of offence and harm IS important.
Aside from this, I believe that intent, rather than effect, is the governing factor in behaviour, but that does not apply to this argument.
Lunch, however, does.
Cheerio!
(Aside from this, I believe that intent, rather than effect, is the governing factor in behaviour, but that does not apply to this argument.
Lunch, however, does.
Cheerio!
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:51,
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I am happy for people to enjoy smokingbut being in a smoky environment does diminish my enjoyment of an evening.
It's not targeted because it's a minority, jugglers are a minority but they're not targeted. It's targeted because it's not good for you or the people around you. Or do you doubt that second hand smoke is dangerous?
(It's not targeted because it's a minority, jugglers are a minority but they're not targeted. It's targeted because it's not good for you or the people around you. Or do you doubt that second hand smoke is dangerous?
Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:40,
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I doubt that second hand smoke in a unenclosed environmentis measurably detrimental to your health.
Yes.
(Yes.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:43,
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That was a wonderful answer to a question I didn't ask.A fine politician you'll make.
I agree mind you on the point that it isn't harmful in open air. Yet to your original point I still feel a negative impact is still there.
You've gone from negative impact to significant discomfort to harm. These are not synonyms. Smoking in the open air indeed may not harm me but I do say it has a negative impact. Smoking inside does harm and cause significant discomfort. Which effect would you like to argue?
(I agree mind you on the point that it isn't harmful in open air. Yet to your original point I still feel a negative impact is still there.
You've gone from negative impact to significant discomfort to harm. These are not synonyms. Smoking in the open air indeed may not harm me but I do say it has a negative impact. Smoking inside does harm and cause significant discomfort. Which effect would you like to argue?
Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:03,
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Racists are negatively impacted by blacks.I am talking about smoking in unconfined spaces or alone. I am talking about harm.
My answer perfectly matches the question you asked in the context of the thread. It may not have matched the question which you intended to ask, but I cannot reasonably be expected to make inferences based upon oblique implications.
(My answer perfectly matches the question you asked in the context of the thread. It may not have matched the question which you intended to ask, but I cannot reasonably be expected to make inferences based upon oblique implications.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:33,
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So in summary, let's ban farting.Everybody must wear some kind of gas-filtering nappy, by law. The police will perform routine checks to make sure we are wearing our nappies. Cans of beans, which must by law be unattractive, will carry large labels stating "this food WILL cause flatulence", and somewhere underneath, in smaller print, "baked beans". They will be heavily taxed. This will make the world a better place.
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:36,
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This would be good for some people I know.but i think we're safe just sticking to the generally accepted social convention that it's not polite to fart in someone's face.
That's all that I would ask of smokers, a little consideration for those non-smokers around you.
(That's all that I would ask of smokers, a little consideration for those non-smokers around you.
Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:47,
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Aha!Now, consideration is an issue here, not smoking.
There are twats out there - they need to be stopped, but lumping all smokers in with the arseholes is not reasonable at all.
'Some smokers are idiots. Ban smoking!'
'Someone used paint to write on a wall. Ban all paint!'
(There are twats out there - they need to be stopped, but lumping all smokers in with the arseholes is not reasonable at all.
'Some smokers are idiots. Ban smoking!'
'Someone used paint to write on a wall. Ban all paint!'
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:53,
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I would still rather see smoking disappear entirely.but one has both ideals to reach for and realistic goals.
( Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:09,
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I'd like to see golf disappear entirely.Our opinions on other people's hobbies are worthless. Except of course that smokers tend to be irrational, perhaps more so than golfers. This much I can say with confidence is a bad thing. Whether rational smoking is good or bad ... well, I've never found cigarettes appealing. I've also never found avocados appealing. I'm not confident in my ability to say whether these things are good or bad for other people, I suspect the issues may be too complex.
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Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:26,
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Expecting consideration is perfectly reasonable(Being perfectly reasonable is considerate. Blargh, tautologies.)
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Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:54,
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Hmmm...I just have no time for the concept of a right.
Actually, there's more than that. I simply can't make sense of it. I'll happily embrace a lot of what's defended by an appeal to rights as a good thing - but that doesn't make the defence any more reliable, and there're better ways to skin those particular cats.
(Actually, there's more than that. I simply can't make sense of it. I'll happily embrace a lot of what's defended by an appeal to rights as a good thing - but that doesn't make the defence any more reliable, and there're better ways to skin those particular cats.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:33,
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I like this postfor it is informative and thought-provoking without being condescending
I will vote for it in the forthcoming election
(I will vote for it in the forthcoming election
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:19,
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Or it's "intervention".People apparently want the government to turn their friends and neighbours into better behaved, more sensible people, and that's why we have all this crap. Because the attitude that it's alright for everyone to apply mild coercion to everyone else is widespread. Policies are to some extent the fault of the public, since the government studies our opinions to see what we'll swallow.
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:20,
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I've got my CCTV set upso I can spy on the neighbours to see if they're watching TV ads for alcohol
while I have a wank
(while I have a wank
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:21,
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Every one must comply?It worries me that anyone would think that was a good thing.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:25,
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I dunno...there must be some attraction to it. Dictators keep popping up.
( Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:31,
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People do definitely buy them on a whim, though, so I can see how keeping them out of sight would work. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:57,
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That nicotine's certainly a bit moreish... IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:59,
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Pffft IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:02,
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It's a lot like that nice heroin you get these daysI find one is never enough....
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:01,
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If I've not had my morning cup I'm just not right...! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:03,
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*tries crack**sues*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:03,
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*tries Sue's crack* IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:04,
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and for the politically minded - one on Boris Johnson's most recent troubles"Boris, How do you want your eggs, fried or boiled?..
or on your face as usual."
blog and archive
(or on your face as usual."
blog and archive
beaubodor blogless,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:57,
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nicely squire god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:03,
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Oh that's SMASHING!Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:04,
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I don't smoke but I find this annoyingafterall the whole point of putting cigs on display is that you can see the price!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:58,
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I do not smoke cigarettes, but it is shit.What is the score with not being able to smoke in open spaces, such as open rail platforms, parks, hospital grounds and so on?
Why the fuck gives anyone the right to dictate what others do to themselves?
(Why the fuck gives anyone the right to dictate what others do to themselves?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:00,
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You have not come to terms with the fact thatdemocracy and freedom is a facade and in actual fact we are property of the state!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:03,
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is it that strict over there?here smoking in public is within open spaces and im fine with it.
though idon't want to be in a lift with someone smoking
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:04,
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though idon't want to be in a lift with someone smoking
aside from anything else, smoking in open spaces such as you describe,leads to extra cleaning, as very often bins are not provided, and even if they are, there's still
a high amount of smokers who drop and stomp their butts anywhere they like.
Irrespective of anything else, at least it helps reduce part of the litter problem they cause.
Mind you, this is a minor point in the grand scheme of things
(a high amount of smokers who drop and stomp their butts anywhere they like.
Irrespective of anything else, at least it helps reduce part of the litter problem they cause.
Mind you, this is a minor point in the grand scheme of things
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:04,
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Last time I went to the station I saw a little boy vomit on the stairs. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:05,
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Drunk again - the youth of today! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:06,
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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Was he fined?Was he made to pick it up?
Was he abused by passers by?
(Was he abused by passers by?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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Scampered off onto the train.Git.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:09,
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BAN THOSE CHILDREN!!put them under the counter
(
harribobs invented christmas on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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Littering is the problem there,not smoking.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:06,
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Fair point...But when, in the absence of a bin withing a couple of metres, did you last see a smoker stub out his cigarette and take the butt away for disposal later?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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no, smoking is fine, but the butts often cause the litter The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:09,
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Indeed.I have no problem with punishing littering, but find the idea that banning smoking is the way to stop fag buts, rather than enforcing the ban on dropping them.
Let's ban all streets - that'll stop street crime.
(Let's ban all streets - that'll stop street crime.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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Start with Street in Somerset.Clark's Village for the ultimate, cacophonous loss.
/West Country obscurity
(/West Country obscurity
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:20,
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I went to school in Street/Millfield boy
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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I thought Clark's Village was hell on earthbut then I went to the new Westfield last week and found the hidden layer of hell
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:25,
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I am full to the brim with excuses not to go there.I only have to use them a couple of times a year, but it was a decent investment nevertheless.
(
Kallus speaks for the Spores,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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Well -I've not heard of it being banned in parks or open rail platforms. Any links?
Hospital grounds banning smoking, though, seems to me not to be unreasonable, what with hospitals being about health, an' all...
(Hospital grounds banning smoking, though, seems to me not to be unreasonable, what with hospitals being about health, an' all...
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:04,
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Railway platforms count as enclosed spaces.There's certainly signs up.
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:06,
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If a relative of mine dies in hospital and someone tries to stop me having a ciggie outside the hospitalit'll be bloody dangerous for their health.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:06,
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This.Find me some documentation on the health affects of smoking.
I think that statistically smoking over 20 a day reduces the life span by 2 years?
Compare this to car related issues - why do we allow ambulances to drive on hospital grounds? We should ban CDs TODAY - they are made with plastics.
(I think that statistically smoking over 20 a day reduces the life span by 2 years?
Compare this to car related issues - why do we allow ambulances to drive on hospital grounds? We should ban CDs TODAY - they are made with plastics.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:10,
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I'm currently watching my dad go through a rather awful bout of treatment for Hepatitis C(he may have got this due to blood transfusions/shots in the Army, so another aside to this comment is to ask you if you've been tested for it).
He drank for years and years, which didn't help it, and really fucked things up for a long time. Cirrohsis, for one.
Are they going to demonise alcohol? Are they bollocks.
(He drank for years and years, which didn't help it, and really fucked things up for a long time. Cirrohsis, for one.
Are they going to demonise alcohol? Are they bollocks.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:13,
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Its alraedy startedbut on a much smaller scale
I reckon we will see tv ads for alcohol banned in our lifetime
(I reckon we will see tv ads for alcohol banned in our lifetime
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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I want to see ads for TVs banned in alcohol Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:20,
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20 minutes on the tubeis equivelent of smoking two fags in terms of the carconegins you inhale
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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Probably more like 19 for me.Why is it I'm always stood/sitting next to The Man With All The Aftershave In The World On?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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That's a specious comparison, and you know it.But let's take it at face value. Maybe some lives would not be ended by ambulances if there were none. But a lot of people would be made worse off directly.
Now perform the same thought-experiment with cigarettes. Not quite the same result.
Look: of course there's a trade-off to be made. But noone'd deny that. And since smoking does nothing at all to promote health, and ambulances do quite a bit, it's clear which way the trade should go on that one.
The actual measure of the harm of smoking isn't all that important here, I don't think. It's just a matter of a body the function of which is to improve health deciding not to facilitate an activity that diminishes it. No biggie.
(Now perform the same thought-experiment with cigarettes. Not quite the same result.
Look: of course there's a trade-off to be made. But noone'd deny that. And since smoking does nothing at all to promote health, and ambulances do quite a bit, it's clear which way the trade should go on that one.
The actual measure of the harm of smoking isn't all that important here, I don't think. It's just a matter of a body the function of which is to improve health deciding not to facilitate an activity that diminishes it. No biggie.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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smoking prevents alzheimersi'd rather have lung cancer and know who the hell i am
than be eight years old again at the age of ninety
FACT
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:21,
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than be eight years old again at the age of ninety
FACT
nonsenseget Alzheimer's - then you can forget you've got lung cancer
/logic blog
(/logic blog
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:22,
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Hmmm...That's a different question, though, innit?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:23,
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It is?Or is it just a question which is hard for you to answer?
Ignore Ambulances - let's go with cars instead?
(Ignore Ambulances - let's go with cars instead?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:28,
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No, really...It's a different matter. I dig hard questions.
EDIT: OK, let's go with the car thing. I don't see your point.
(EDIT: OK, let's go with the car thing. I don't see your point.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:37,
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Cars are more dangerous than fags.Why ban fags when you can ban cars?
Non essential journeys are just to make you happier - which is what fags are for . . .
(Non essential journeys are just to make you happier - which is what fags are for . . .
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:55,
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Ah, but you've shifted the debate...... Noone proposed banning fags; that's not what the issue here was. Here, we were concerned with banning smoking in some places. Applying that principle to cars - that they should be banned in some places as well, seems straightforward...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:58,
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rail platforms are now work spaceseven the big long open ones, i got caught out at cambridge platform 5 shortly after the ban came in, just chipped the fag and nothing further was said
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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Well it's true any public space smoking is illegalBus Stops, Parks, Railway Platforms (open or otherwise) saying that there isn't much enforcement.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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All stations have smoking bans.Hospitals are places to make you well. Smoking a cigarette, if you are a smoker, is not an individual health issue, it is in fact a bad idea to try and give up during a time when you are under physical stress.
Also, if you have smoked for your whole life and then go to hospital because you are dying of MS, how lovely it is that not being able to smoke in the grounds makes your last days wank as well?
(Also, if you have smoked for your whole life and then go to hospital because you are dying of MS, how lovely it is that not being able to smoke in the grounds makes your last days wank as well?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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Unlike my local corner shop...where the prices seem only to be a 'guide' for how much one actually gets charged.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:01,
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Bloody this!My local corner shop has just decided that if you buy fags on a card you'll get charged 70p more!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:04,
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WOW!Fags onna card!? Like . . . 'Happy 16th birthday! Spark one up!'
Ace!
(Ace!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:06,
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Yeah, make it even naughtier.That won't get kids smoking at all.
Fuck off Mr Government, I'll quit when I want to.
*is not referring to BBD as Mr Government.*
(Fuck off Mr Government, I'll quit when I want to.
*is not referring to BBD as Mr Government.*
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:01,
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I've got an idealets put every packet of fags in a locked safe and everytime you want a smoke you have to apply to your local MP for one.
If you get past that stage yopu then are submitted to a Dragon's Den style interrogation in which your need for a cigarette is assessed.
You recieve a final decision two weeks later informing you if your application for a cigarette has been approved.
(If you get past that stage yopu then are submitted to a Dragon's Den style interrogation in which your need for a cigarette is assessed.
You recieve a final decision two weeks later informing you if your application for a cigarette has been approved.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:05,
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Sensible Policies For A Better Britain J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:06,
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I already want to belt my local MP, don't make him my ciggie nazi too. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:06,
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I had visions of them being held in some ruined temple like the Hovitos fertility statue The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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Hovis fertility statues!?ewww!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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You Throw Me The Marlboros, I throw you the Whip!:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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hahaha, yes :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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Or we could let shops and pubs and clubs apply for licenses to sell and allow smoking on the premesis.What?
Oh.
*wanders off*
(Oh.
*wanders off*
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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*flying hugby tackles*You feeling any better today, lovely?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:05,
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Yes, although I've got hiccups now as I was nomming down my sandwich with terminal ferocity*hungry*
*hugs*
How's you?
(*hugs*
How's you?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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In need of coffee.And a Pret Chocolate Brownie.
And some Orange Juice.
and a Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese sandwich on brown, black pepper, and a little bit of lemon, please.
/missed breakfast...
Edit: *HUUUUUUGGGGGSSSSSSSS*
(And some Orange Juice.
and a Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese sandwich on brown, black pepper, and a little bit of lemon, please.
/missed breakfast...
Edit: *HUUUUUUGGGGGSSSSSSSS*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:13,
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Chocolate. Oooh you naughty, I'd forgotten it existed.I'm off to the machine.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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*gets Cap'n inna headlock*QUIT! QUIT NOW!
DO IT!
(DO IT!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:05,
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Not on your or anyone else's nelly. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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i'm outragedi've a good mind to stop travelling over to the continent to buy my tobacco a couple of times a year and start buying it for 3 times as much here instead.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:02,
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Hahahahaha all of this*orders several bales of Golden Virgina and a few boxes of blue skins*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:03,
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Bloody good point.*just realises he's nearly out of duty-frees*
Argh!
(Argh!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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Can I order 200 Embassy No 1sSome pornographic playing cards, some absinthe and a flick-knife?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:09,
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The ultimate French Shopping list for the British....*chuckles madly to self*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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hahahahaand bangers, you forgot bangers
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:21,
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Oh yeah, *slaps forehead*a mate of mine used to bring them back and we would cut them open & make bigger bangers. Oh to be a kid again....
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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I have worked in a Kiosk selling fags & newspapersthe fags were on shelves behind me. There was no room in that kiosk for anything else. I guess newsagents will have to stand on them now.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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Or sell them from their overcoats like some comedy dodgy watch-selling geezer. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:09,
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Hooray for acting like a 1950's spiv Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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*opens overcoat*Nylons!?
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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Yes pleaseI've resorted to browning my legs with tea slops.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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hahahahahhahahahahaha!how very festive
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:55,
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It's getting a bit dark even for mebut I'm trying to incorporate Christmas after all
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:56,
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hehehehehe! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:56,
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i prefered the older popbitch from the really long story arc.but god these old comic characters were hawt
(,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:56,
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Hopefully regular Popbitch will be back after these Christmas specials emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:58,
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good mate...you about next week? porterhouse? or something more low-key?
( Pazuzu does a barrel roll,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:22,
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yeah probablythink low-key is kind of my vibe right now
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:27,
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ok dude... ill bell you next week and we'll hit the pineapple or something....off to manc this weekend for the Warehouse Project with Dawn..
If you wanna chat mate just give us a bell..
(If you wanna chat mate just give us a bell..
Pazuzu does a barrel roll,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:38,
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