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(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

I never notice lasagnas.

It's my blind spot.

Good thing they rarely turn up in traffic.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)

How do you know?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)

he bought a anti-lasagna amulet from me last summer

it appears to be working too

i can do you a deal if you want one

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)

Would that conflict with my mince ray?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)

only mincing rays

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)

FUCK!

Don't say things like that.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)

...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)

Yes but can you see the paste?

/over cooked pasta blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)

I thought that it was going to be head cheese . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)

the top dog...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)

Numero Uno Honcho...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)

that they know fuck all

yes I have

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)

HE IS NOT THE SHOUTY ONE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)

OH GOOD IS IT SHOUTY'O'CLOCK YET?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)

It has been years,

but seeing the title of Snakes on a Plane still makes me laugh :D

SHOUT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)

VERY SOON IT WILL BE YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)

no, but he is the

list-the-ingredients-and-state-what-they-make one

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)

Oh I see,

so someone who is there to comment on food should just say, Yum, that was nice? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)

you need to make sure dithering is off,

and there isn't any fuzzing (pixels moving when theres no need).
It is why it is 420k for what could be a 70k file

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)

oooh, ta for the tip :)

/trips over own L plate

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)

You mentioning that made me check,

Did you also notice that it is 108 frames?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)

while I was cutting it down to a 33k file, yes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)

um.. ook

will a monkey impression hide my noobness?

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)

How did you manage that?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)

Should I turn it off? Yes. Wait, no! What actually happens if I turn it off?

Would anyone notice? Yes, I'll turn it off. Or... no I'll leave it on. Oh wait, maybe...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)

_{_{I think the food is pretty good}}
_{Actually its quite nice}
its pretty darn good isnt it
ITS FUCKING AMAZING

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING AT EACHOTHER!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)

I think I speak for many when I say:

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)

That's a very understated, tasteful RIS, WiL.

Are you maturing?
Or did you buy that RIS in Habitat?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)

My boob animation skills seem to be improving

George Bush presents Tony Blair with the "Presidential Medal of Freedom"
and a cracking pair of 38DD implants to play with whenever he visits.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)

Oh my god *vomits*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)

Why?

Tits and Bush! Can't go wrong!

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)

vomits even more

Don't spoil tits.
But i have to say that rather well done.

(munzor in the jungle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)

As are your abilities to disturb.

Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

This.

All this.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)

!ooW

that is wrong. so very wrong.

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bnt what, me worry?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)

Very . . . uplifting !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

Was this from the Golden Globes?

ummm urr

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

Jiggle physics!

Now if you'll excuse me I need to find the bind bleach

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

all hand animated

I'm equally proud and sickened by what I have achieved

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)

huh-huh

you're jiggling boobs with your hands dude...
huh huh

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

And very realistic it is too

must've taken a long time and lots of concentration on the blairboobs

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)

I am very distressed by this image

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in vino veritas, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

Cor!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

Ha!

NIcely!

Also, Derren Brown is actually quite funny :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

of course he is

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)

Are watching it or shooting americans?

It is awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)

ive finished shooting americans now im watching it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)

I have set the

betamax video blue laser ray player to 'record' for this televisual extravaganza, it looks more entertaining than sandpapering my thighs which is making a mess on the carpet

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boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)

Well you are in for a pleasant surprise :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)

Too right

my thighs are softer than before, smoother and ready for some cuprinol

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boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)

Heather?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)

I used to date a girl called heather

She was a shit shag

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)

rubbish

she was mighty fine you were doing it wrong, and theres 50,000 of us who say so

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boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)

50,000 at the same time?¬!?!?!?!

FUCK!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)

Yes

Its was Fuckfest 1998 if I remember

God those were the days, no viagra just two lolly sticks as splints

aye me

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boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)

Oh god why!?

WHY!!!!!!!!!????!!!!1111//////

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)

*Spluff*

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)

Top squeezage!

The coy look on Tony's face is very disturbing. More disturbing than the lady bumps.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)

keep on practicing

you'll get it in the end i'm sure :)

also may i recommend track one HERE for this
well when i say "recommend"...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)

all presidents and prime minister

should have 38dd's

there would be less war and stuff

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boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)

Let's take Merkel for example

www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2008/m04/y168995166477440.jpg

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)

I want her in a threesome with Sarkozy's wife

and we pour custard in her bra and squeeze it out the lacy holes.

/creme anglais mode off

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boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)

Woo

But I suggest you practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and then try on your computer.
Tell Mrs. Teh Ollis it's research!

EDIT: I always seem to forget to tell you in my replies you have eth mad skillz.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)

*Boing*

Oh Hai!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

This never fails to make me go all silly

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)

*giggle*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)

Well if you do insist buying you clothes at Primark!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)

very nice Animation

but better if it were current seven days and he won't matter, could we get Obama and Hillary in that LOL

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rootsxrocks, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

In what LOL?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)

I always wondered what the "special relationship" was.

Flub-a-dub-dubya.

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)

How beautiful!

John Howard is envious. Not of the medal but of the size 38 rack.

Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)

urghhh

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)

hahahaha

outstanding! I love it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)

EVERYTHING IS PROCEEDING EXACTLY AS I HAD FORESEEN, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)

So wrong

One can only hope that someone at least one of them sees this.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)

I don't like this

It makes me feel wrong.

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String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)

Mmmmmmm.

This grapes my squildo.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)

That is bloody amazing

And strangely erotic, though i know it shouldnt be.

Could you replace the heads with Holly Valance and Myleen Klass please?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

Holy shitting christ you sick puppy

this is giving me the fear.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

Look at all those tits!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)

I need

Mindbleach, and a vom bucket

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)

This

boggles my mind.

Well done!

(ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 7:32, archived)

Launch Time !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)

Unleash the asparagus spears of justice!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)

I like this.

Maybe not enough to click it, but it's still nice.

(Ikea Boy, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)

Nevermind, I clicked it anyway.

(Ikea Boy, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

Thanking you . . .

I also notice that the pool is still closed . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

Enough to get past the last anyway . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)

WOOSH!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)

Wooshing out the greens !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)

This will make

everyones piss stink

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

Pission accompisshed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)

The new Tactical Spear-ASP1

( affectionately known as 'GUS') was a great success....

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)

Yes . . . it gives them the . . . spear !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)

Hang on a minute.

One of those asparagus thingies has been Photoshopped.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)

Ooh . . . c'mon . . . which one ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)

Third from the left.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)

Upon closer inspection . . . you are correct . . .

that one came from a tin . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)

Pah! Call yourself a proper war correspondent?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)

I wrote home a few times . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)

please spear us the agony of war

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

I butter think of something else to add . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)

Thats never Rommels Asparagus!

(lordy lordy, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)

Head for the bunker nonetheless !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)

Yay for asparagus missiles

May the enemies die of an overdose of antioxidants

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)

That's right . . . kill'em with kindness !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)

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vrotmnenogi

(BestVideoos, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)

O HAI CUNT OF MEN

You are rather bad at linking

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)

"ïîðíî mpg byonce ôîòî"

^what does beyonce have to do with this?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)

Throw your heads at batman

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)

She's the one that started all this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)

i loled

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)

It's not worth the bandwidth of your image

it's a script that has long fucked off

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)

Oh well, 2Tb to go...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)

I wasn't talking about your bandwidth, obviously.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)

well fuck it, I'm hijacking this bad boy

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)

Hahahaha

'lo LG

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)

evening!

I have inch thick bread, peanuts and a wedge of cheese, thus I am sated.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)

Good man

Good supper.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

ahhhahhhahhah shit

I don't remember that one.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)

I truly love these threads

because the replies can be so funny.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)

Seeing this pic coincided beautifully with the opening bursts of 'The Organist Entertains' on Radio 2.

Always an ideal b3ta accompaniment, if any of you are sitting b3taing in silence at the moment.
Pity it's only 10-10.30pm, Tuesdays.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)

You've wheeled out the troll trolly!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)

I WANT SHOES OR FUCK OFF

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)

Shoes. Omigod!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)

SHOES

*has whirliness in eyes*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)

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OneOfSome, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)

I had a version of that, that I seem to have lost :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)

Good work in selecting the right target audience.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)

that's fucking cool.do it again.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)

Yay!

I would like 1 x ñìîòðåòü, eleventy íàéòè (yeah, from Old MacDonald's farm) and a baker's dozen of âèäåî ñêà÷àòü ãîëàÿ.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)

kinky minx!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)

Yay!

Pot got her wish :D

Same shite too!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)

How do you know?

Do you speak, erm,
Actually, what language is that?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)

It's just the same poster is all :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)

Have a Woolies

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)

emergency spam kitten!

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)

Has he got three front paws?

Scary

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)

eep!

never noticed that before!

it's from here
b3ta.com/board/9010454

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)

You got any...

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)

seeing as this thread is wasted....

can anyone tell me/show me a how-to on how to get threaded replies (like how b3ta does it...) using php?

I've been trying but my head keeps getting caught in infinite loops :(

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)

cr3 is the man to help you with that :)

You might find him over on /talk, or gaz him. He is normally helpful :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)

try these guys

www.phpfreaks.com/forums/

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)

*bookmarks*

cheers!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)

yarr

you suck

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)

I want a pirate parrot

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)

O'vid video

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)

oh do fuck off

you're spoiling the program

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)

I'M SORRY IKEA. I WON'T EMAIL YOU ANYMORE!

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)

YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THIS DEMON UPON US ALL

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)

ahahahaha

so do you want it in russian or not?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)

Oh lordy,

this seems to be happenin 2-3 times a day now, we really do need to try n think of some way of getting rid of it...

A spam button, I guess, is our only option, tho of course that's open to misuse by trolls too innit?

Oh, and:

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)

We need guard towers with snipers.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)

Yeeeeeeh,

mebbe not...

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)

Maybe a ban-happy mod

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)

me, I'm up for that. But I could only do afternoons

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)

Nope, these things come, post, get erased, it don't stop 'em,

and by the looks it'll be 5 - 6 times a day soon and we'll all be thoroughly sick of 'em...

*edit* ackchewally, isn't the most obvious thing that we need summat like a hotmail filter? I mean, just the language this is written in should be piss easy to filter for, no?

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

how about an "I really don't like this" button?

more than, say, 10 clicks and it gets hidden/smallified?

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)

Yeh... but with the amount of 13 yo idiots with an axe to grind on here,

we'd end with nowt to look at but tits and cars.

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)

then we just implement the "no cars" filter

and everyone'll be happy :D

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:55, archived)

I believe this one played its trick twice

b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=72358&board=main

So a ban would stop at least one attempt ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)

Oh righty,

I thought teh mods were quicker than that

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)

pfffft hahahah :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)

Why is it that these robots seem to think that human beings can't find pornography on the internet?

I knew about boobsevidzzes.yourfreehosting.net/ fucking years ago you n00b cunt.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)

Excellent

more of this, have a click

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boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)

Cunt.

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)

Girlses Hootsez?

Are you Gollum?

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)

ohhh nice!

fp this now!!!

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)

Hello.

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)

that's better.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)

LOL!!1!11

the last thing in the post are the words
"feet into my mouth" in Russian!
these spammers are getting REALLY funny

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)

Another episode I missed

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)

he like the blick man

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)

Pfft!

That vid was fucking hilarious!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)

"Hey! sambo, fuck off back to the jungle"

is what he probably said

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)

Ha ha ha!

It was much better, he wanted to lynch the black man :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)

seen the National Lampoon edit?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsTb_jmqb4

still funny

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)

Jerry looks like he was on the receiving end

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)

Jesus hafta 'preciate that no doubt :P

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)

And Jesus said unto them, Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fisters of men

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)

when did you start this fisting for jesus stuff?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)

Right after he did me

I don't know really. I thought it was a one-man-one-day-bandwagon until I saw yours ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)

two man now i guess

although i'm bootlegging the logo

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)

Heh...If you gaz me I might look up the PSD for you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)

Shame you missed it

That was the funny episode...

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)

Was it too brown ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)

Ans. to that musical question "How Brown Is Too?"

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)

Raw Siena !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)

Anal fisting is always funny.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)

Unless you are the fistee--likely Newmann in this case

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)

Pffffft

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tm3bG-btOr4

Fitting..

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)

He really shoved that fork up a long way didn't he?

The dirty bugger!

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Rico, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)

*applause*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)

HAHA!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)

So....I take it he can be milked?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)

"Don't worry about the UHT, no one buys it, because it is shite"

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

Father Ted

Unless it's UHT milk, but there's no demand for that. Because it's shite.

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)

thats it, couldn't remember the line

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)

I had to google it

Cos I've got nothing better to do

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)

Spock's missing?

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)

i heard there was a search on

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

*spang*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)

That's very enterprising of him

*click*

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

Heheheh

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)

*buys eleventeen*

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)

Plus . . . it's past your eyesed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)

Hahahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)

fantastic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)

spocksbury's!

can it be...

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)

Game Over Man !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)

Gordon Bennet!

Billy Bob Thornton has let himself go :D

EDIT: ALso, I just saw a very funny thing on Celeb Big Bro.

"Your 3 biggest failings are,

Arrogance.

*2 minute pause*

Indecisiveness...."

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)

Ha.

And modesty and counting.

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zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)

No, that it Tim Robbins

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

No, that's not how snap works.

Woo though, top flickage.

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zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)

Michael J Foxs shakes have got worse and the tash doesn't suit him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)

Yeah . . . but he sure is a bad winner !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)

Is that the dog whisperer

on the left?

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)

Ssssssssh . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)

Bored?

(teeth yeah, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

Ouroborous alien?

Why would they want to call him rob or ross?

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)

save me getting up...

what have you changed? / have you drawn this by hand?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)

He may have added the extra 25k to make it too big for the board?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)

Whoops

Sorry. noob. Not quite with it. Off to bury head in sand 'til next image challenge.

(teeth yeah, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

top tip

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation :)
edit : oh and use the edit button :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

I'm too thick for this.

I've given up trying to edit it in situ - I'll move the picture.

(teeth yeah, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)

NO!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

Edit image using your photo editing software

host the amended pic.
Edit your post and replace the filename with the new filename.

Profit!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)

Sorry

that's what I meant by "move the picture". I'm off for a lie-down now.

(teeth yeah, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)

This image isn't challenge related, innit?

Worse things could happen.

I think I speak for all of us that we will forgive you for your horrible sins if you edit your post and change it to a slightly smaller image.

I think I speak for all of us that we will nazi you in the fuck if you delete this post while doing so.

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)

It's a slow night

let's nazi him anyway :)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)

That's what HITLER said

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)

Hellloooooow 'Pot!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)

Well

I'm sure my fuck can take a Naziing, but I'll only move the image just in case.

(teeth yeah, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)

Good man/boy/girl/sexy nun!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)

Thank you

for acknowledging that I might be a sexy nun.

(teeth yeah, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)

Glad you are taking it well

Please don't be put off by the shouty people.
We all have to learn the hard way and take a gentle intiation bumming.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:47, archived)

Oh...

It didn't used to be eating its own tail.

(teeth yeah, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)

you sure?

*goes to check*
edit : oh yeah! (the only book i ever finished reading - ever!)
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

NOM NOM NOM! Hiiiiiss!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)

I have just bothered about 10 different people in 3 different countries.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)

With sexy results?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

Well not yet. I have figured out that even though some ikea pr departments

don't publish their email addresses, they all follow the same formats anyway.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

name the people and the countries or it never happened

and also it may annoy them more ;)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)

Rub your face between her all day

^ that is the title of an e-mail I've just received.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

Hahaha

I wish I got amusing spam. What do you have to sign up for?

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)

Pregnancy gym

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

So that is the e-mail from your mum :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)

Arf!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)

nice!

i don't get emails quite so saucy these days :(

and are you going to rub your face between her 'allday'?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)

wouldn't get much work done...

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)

I thought we'd agreed to keep our correspondence secret

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)

I cannot longer stand the secrecy, my love

I WANT TO WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR THIGHS

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)

They have to wait until playboy respond to my letters and offer me a photoshoot.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)

There'll always be Thighs Bi-Annually.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:47, archived)

Yeah, but they never get the lighting right.

And their thigh make-up artist is an amateur.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)

At least the money's good.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)

I do it for the art, not the cash

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)

Um, un named people in us and oz. 4 swedish ladies and some germans.

I won't name them.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)

And Li Xu of China.

Who won't know if you name him.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)

Her too.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)

i will

john
john
john
john
john
john
john
john
john
and
jöhn

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)

Damn you, I'm trying to keep them sweet.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)

You forgot Johan

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

I think this is very nicely done

whatever you've done with it

/edit: nicely edited that man!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)

original the tail twirled around

now alien is eating its tail in a loopy thing :D

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)

It sure is !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)

Is that an alien fish?

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaawsome !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

I'm not sure where it starts and where it ends.

but maybe that's just the point.

Good stuff, sir.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)

nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyowm

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Tit!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)

Tit behind the wheel?

etc etc....?

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

It's got fowl wheel drive !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)

Where can I get me one of these?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

cor look at the tits on those breasts!

nice wings! :D

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)

This made me ACTUAL LOL

for some reason.

Its madness, combined with the image of a blue tit as a driver made this for me

I shall click

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

enter the spangin'

NING!

i'm not sorry :(

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)

I think the loopage adds to the overall feeling of deja fu here.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)

that it does ;)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)

Ngngngnh!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You bad bad person :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)

haha

Don't watch this while you're eating: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7827329.stm

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)

Was there really any need for them to do a full on snog with tongues

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)

Uribe totally needs the toilet.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)

HI-YA!

TJ : www.pown.it/2737 argh i clicked "back" - argh my eyes - ahhh (this one is SFW but press "back" and its NSFW - glue for lube - urrggghh)

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)

I like a good Kung Vu movie too !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)

Arf!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)

Awww

But that does deserve a mini spang with my one fried egg-sized pan.
*spangette*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)

Why don't they sell little one egg pans?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)

they do

i occisasionally sell these at work
mainmainmasakmasak.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/blini-pan_400.jpg

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)

O rly?

I have never seen them!

TO THE BATMOBILE!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

They do

Just look for one you lazy personage!

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)

Because eggs are for people with friends.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

*cries*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

It's ok,

I am your friend, so EAT THE BLOODY EGGS WOMAN!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)

www.thekitchenoutlet.com/product.php?productid=605

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

I WANT THAT ONE

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)

next december 25th it's yours

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)

*glees*

and what do I get for Christmas?
/birthday on Christmas day blog

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)

an egg of course :)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)

Jesus christ!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)

never seen one before now :D

www.cooking.com/products/shprodde.asp?SKU=109363

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

one egg pans

currently the most viewed product on b3ta! ;)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)

Yay for 3 links :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

haha!

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

Bit of a TOAP and prob bindun but what the heck

(

tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:14, archived)

Erm,

I think you may be the racist....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)

How long will the supplies last ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)

Rong time.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)

Supplies?

What supplies?

(

tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)

cue the surprise cupboard

on that note i will take my leave and cuddle up with a book.

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)

The supplies you get when you srip one on !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)

The Credit Crunch brought about the need to diversify

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)

Arf!

NIcely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)

sorry...

www.bbc.co.uk/wales/southeast/sites/porthcawl/images/kayley_terminator200.jpg
bin done already - hey can i hotlink this since im paying for a tv license? hmmm

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)

Cold what ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:14, archived)

cockbombrofl

(

FIEND, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)

That's the least effort put into a post, EVER.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)

I like how he actually tagged it.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)

That

was 100% of the effort, right there. Does it count as TOAP? :P

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)

TAALOAP.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)

I was thinking that.

What a cock. ;)

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)

more effort in tagging it

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)

I think I see some cloning around the "head"

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)

*waits for it to go viral*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:14, archived)

OH MY GOD THIS GOT JUST EMAILED TO ME BY MY MUM!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)

Did she blur the tag and write her name there instead?

(

zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)

Yes, but she always does that.

YOURMUM in teh sans

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)

*gives AIDS*

LOL! THE PIC JUST MADE YOU VIRAL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)

I gave away my AIDS but it turned out I still have it LOL

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)

LOL!

I gave a woman my AIDS once, or at least I thought I had. Turns out I wrapped up the wrong box and gave her the HIV that I intended for her sister! LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)

Roffle.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)

What an amazing effort you have made!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)

haha

sorry :( check my images,

brainblock at the moment

(

FIEND, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)

*goes off on one

about the sexualization of power and war, masculinity, male supremacy and the penis*

*sparks up, chills out*

edit: woo

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)

COCKS!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)

HOFFCOCKS!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)

COOOOOCKS!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)

COCKOCKS

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)

Cocking cocks, you cocks!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)

Not enough effort so have a fail...

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)

and he is the man that knows fail

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)

SEXPLOSION!

BOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD YEEEEEES!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)

I'll play along . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)

whoa

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)

Hahaha

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)

Hi there.

(

BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How rare :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)

Well hi there

Give me your hat and I will give you some biccies and take you home.

I shall call you Rover and give you a nice place to sleep. I will even give you medication for that thyroid problem :)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)

Alright, chap?

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)

i will

see his eyes in myyy drreeams :S

(

FIEND, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)

Run . . . I owe him money !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)

He looks so sad :(

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)

He's under duress . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)

Ha ha

You better run. You're the one who sold me those dodgy pills.

(

BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)

Not to worry . . . they will wear off . . .

. . . someday . . . *runs faster*

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)

Eeeeellloooooooow!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)

Lay us an egg and the entire board can have scrambled eggs

you sexeh beast you

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)

Nice osteefrichs !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)

hehe :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)

not exactly war related

but I've become horribly addicted to Harvest Moon
so these were made:

aaand

/goes back to game boy micro

(

Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)

This means nothing to me!

OH VIENNAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)

I am only here waiting for my Tuesday dose of spam

I hope I haven't missed it.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)

It seems you have missy :(

It was on earlier, I will try and find it to glee you :D

There was also some joy on links, but that was from an existing member who posted a snuff video.

How do?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)

what the fuck?

snuff? jeez.. i hear teh step calling

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)

I hear the banhammer being hit harder

than ever before :) It was apparently the same bloke who posted that jar man break video too, so he clearly would prefer rotten to here anyway :)

Here is a link to a Times article talking about the video which he posted, when it first started circulating the internet:http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/caitlin_moran/article5483397.ece

It is a bloody well written article!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)

Crikey that is fecking awful

I hope no B3tards were scarred by that and closed it before it got too gory.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:14, archived)

There were a few who did watch it I think.

The abuse was in line with it :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)

wow

thanks for that. truly. excelent article.

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)

Aye,

I think she summed up what we have all felt at times :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)

Oh feck

A snuff video?
I am upset that I missed the spam. I love spam replies due to their funnies.

I am fine and have been hypnotised by bomomo.com and making pretties.

How goes it?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)

Ooooh! Lovely :D

I'm not bad. My nephew started school today :D

He looked so cute in his little uniform :D

EDIT: I also tried scrolling backgrounds for the first time today too :D

www.b3ta.com/board/9089629

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:12, archived)

Oooh

Did you use Maiden's tutorial?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)

Kind of

Hers was for Photoshop, and I use paint.net, so it wasn't as simple as just following it. But I had a read of it, and then gave it a try :D

I am working on a much more complex one at the moment :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)

Remember

scrolling posts have to included a pink handbag!
/The world according to 'pot

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)

Ris

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)

RIS

But... vote Carcetti!

(

zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)

Call up the voting wossname and I will vote for him/her

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)

At least they got their land back . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)

*insert ticket to Hull pic here*

(

Ratsta, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

OK !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)

Those camels need to twitch Valin, c'mon.

:P woo to you.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

If you insist . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)

Hehe, there we are.

I was in an uncertain place then.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)

Arf!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

And how can anyone be dissatisfied with some seamscamels eh?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)

I sea what you did there !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)

Teambuilding

(recently-changed-my-name-into-the-one-who-has--recetly-changed-his name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)

Why have they got 12 players?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)

You've obviously never played Gazaball.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

hahahahaha. didnt even count em

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

the one without a head doesn't count as a whole player

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

Oh I see.

Is he that Blackburn player from Gaza then?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)

spurs

surely?

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)

WOuldn't be as funny because

Earl doesn't support Spurs ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)

&gets it

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)

if he was, he would be our best player

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)

Pfft!

True dat!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)

Whoops, you're a twat!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)

I thought I would be slightly more polite,

but yeah :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

UEFA moved the home games of Israeli clubs to neutral venues during the 2006 Lebanon war.

/factoid blog.

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zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

Rape is legal in Southend.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)

Explains my conception.

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zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)

Not legal as such,

however, nigh on impossible to prove as all the birds there get so hammered that they can't provide a reliable photofit.

Also, the birds are so ugly, that I feel sorry for anyone who rapes someone there anyway ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)

Plus your dick won't touch the sides.

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zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)

"right boys,enjoy it while it lasts"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

a recent picture of Blackpool pleasure beach?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

Does blackpool have beaches that are not used for pleasure?

/ignorant antipodean blog

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)

its pronounced

b - atch

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)

Bah-bah-addle-addle-ah-bah-bah-dah

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zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

I think they're running away

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

theres a german sniper in the ferris wheel

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

He only gets to shoot every four minutes

costs him 2/6d each go

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)

30 centimes

(or 5 francs if your a brit) - shurely?

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

hahah

ahahah

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FIEND, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)

Another repost!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

damn you,you bet me to it rev!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

hull?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)

Tickets . . . get your tickets . . . to ride !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

ooh

that be nicely done sir

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

ace stuff

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)

hahahaha

class. poingnent

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

Henry!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

I lieks that

have a quick and dirty

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)

This is ace.

Is she hiding the Madonna with the big boobies?

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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)

I want a Blue Peter badge

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

I WANT THAT SIGN.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

Well, you can't have it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

I've already got the t shirt.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

and I say HI DE HO!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

It's Mr. Hanky, the Olympics Poo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

here...

i have some/most of these
gadgets.boingboing.net/gimages/bjarne_allsets.jpg
(some have been opened - some have not)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

Wow

That is some late-classic space collection.

I have a lot of yet older ones, and new Lego Star Wars sets.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

Such a waste !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

Jumps on Ikea bandwagon

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)

look at it! it doesn't contain all the flames!

and where's the fucking shitty allen key?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)

Don't mention allen keys in front of me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)

Yeah, Alan Quays is a complete twat.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

GAZD.

Or whatever the Chinese for 'gaz' is.

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zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

It's all the same.

/is not racist

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

SHIT!

why are there so many allen keys in front of you?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

Ahahaha

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

still being made

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

Yay for child labour!

Oh that will look sweet on the stats page.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

*clicks furiously*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hahah, top drawer.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)

IKEÄ

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)

my first proper spanging!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

you like it?

*readies lash*

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

Only if you splash something salty on the wounds afterwards

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

I have this T-shirt

but it's blue

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)

Hahaha, nice.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

is that you?

you're sexier than I imagined

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

Yeah, but I'm growing a beard now.

A thigh beard.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

BEHOLD!

A repost of the worst FP ever!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

i don't get it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

I also dont get it

edit : ball bag!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)

Marshed mellow time !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

hahaha fire

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

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