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As sugested by XLVII

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)

Of course.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)

would.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)

DID

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)

I was talking about the monkey btw.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)

SO WAS I

so was I...

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)

My.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)

Felchmonkey is felching

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)

now all

you need is a picture of a monkey's arse shitting out something added to the right, and you're done...

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enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)

Help your self

I'm done

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)

I have better things to do than google

'monkey's arse'.

Or, wait.. do I?

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enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)

I doubt it!

You've just typed Monkeys arse twice

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)

There is logic

in what you speak.

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enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)

hahaha

i like this

also can i leave this here ,i dont want to make a new thread for a henry

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)

pffft

good game that, graphics a bit out of date but very intense.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)

Hahaha

Nicely!

I was thinking straight from the tit but this is nearly as good :P

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)

right you are

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)

Holy fucking shit

...message ends....

(Guizmeaux, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)

Red Noes Day

/topical

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)

THERE'S NO LIMIT!

TO THE DEPTHS THE IRA WILL SINK IN THE NAME OF TERRORORORORORR

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

Nom nom nom!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

haha!

I was waiting for a little 'yes', but it never came...

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enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)

I came a little.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)

that's

the main thing...

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enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)

yes yes yes!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)

Slimey bastard gets slimed

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7928946.stm

Bindun?

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

Oh ye gods and little fishes that's ace!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)

not as good as that!

Woo!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

hahaha

nicely done

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)

just read this article.

she's a self righteous little cunt innit?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)

no less

than Mandleson..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)

I suppose

but it still takes the shine off of it. Bet she and her green friends thinks she's the dog's bollocks.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)

That is beautiful

I'm going to watch this film tonight. I was comenting to Mrs Boris that I wanted a t-shirt that had 'Back off man - I'm a scientist' on it...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

The BBC was asking today what a woman with Barbie's dimensions might look like

so I fired up Photoshop and had a go. The girl on the right is what a normal woman is supposed to look like.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

Barbie would wear sexier underwear than that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)

that's because Barbie is a slut

I saw an eight year old girl with a tshirt that said so

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)

I work for Mattel in their quality team

and we have very specific rules about just how slutty her undies can be.

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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)

roolz r 4 breakingz!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

normal woman with a huge arse

did you mean to say?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)

That's a huge arse?

Good lord.

The poor woman doesn't even have an arse.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)

everyone's arse looks big in granny knickers

even my petite taut buns.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

it's an excersise

in just how much someone is really not talking to me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

is that me?

am I not talking to you?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)

no dear, not you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)

is it me?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)

do you care if I insult women's arses?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)

only if it was my woman!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)

Why don't you ask her instead of trying to wind her up?

Might work, mebbe

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)

don't give a fuck now.

Was asked a question. Gave my response, begged forgiveness and have not been spoken to since. Wasn't sure if that was just coincidence or not. Obviously not.
C'est la vie

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)

Silly, isn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)

"Normal" you say?

Interesting.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)

What's freaking me out

is how tall would be if she were real.

That's one massive bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

according to the BBC website

she would be 7'6"

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)

Dear lord, that's bigger than I was expecting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)

here ya go

story

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)

*sigh*

my young ladies will be having homemade dolls to play with. raggedy ones that look NOTHING like a real person so they can't get complexes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

the part about real life ones

was disturbing

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)

if young girls are looking at barbie

and thinking they need to aspire to look like that ( which they are clearly not making this a bit of a non story ) then they need their heads testing.
If they want to aspire to anything it should be to look like Thandie Newton.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)

HAHAHA

7'6" Sounds like the majority of "women" over in Second Life. Silly men, wimmen ain't giantesses ;)

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

Shirley this giant woman will enslave us all!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)

Stand over bridges picking up cars and getting shopped a lot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

Tough gig

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)

She'd be walking around like the aliens at the end of 3rd Encounter

edit: Or Close Encounters of the Third Kind as it is traditionally known.

mnng

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)

Doesn't help me in the slightest

I am blissfully unaware.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

hahaha...

yup.

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enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

very nice!

but she used to be a man, I'm pretty sure - look at those hands...

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enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

God it really goes to show how unattractive and fat most women are.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)

*cries*

why is it always demeaning in your posts?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

Oi.

You know that was sarcasm, right?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)

Nice try!

I must go now, have a good weekend you lovely people!! ...and all you bastards too.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

Night chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)

night 47

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

Night night lovely ladies!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)

lolwut?

A woman with my dimensions?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

Tis a pity

Click for bigger (58 kb)

(Tequilaboy, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

LIES!

Clicking for embiggeningness does not work!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

i felt all nostalgic then

as the picture slowly revealed itself line by line

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

Like their economy then!!

hyperinflation lols.

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zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

you can read that?

I can't hardly see it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

BIGGER LINK

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/40080/1236358239/Mugabe.jpg

(Tequilaboy, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)

he he titty milk!

God i'm immature

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

That's a gorgeous photo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

from the school of Ms Brooks, indeed...

Nice smokerette, pickle?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

It was alright, as they go.

Nobody tried to immolate me...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

Well, I'd count that as a bonus.

But then again, I'm easily pleased. Not being doused in kerosene and set alight pretty much makes my day.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

I've never set you on fire. I'm a good friend.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)

I'm writing that on a post-it note and saving that in my wallet

in case I ever need to remind you, ok?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

Okidoki!

I'm far more likely to singe you slightly when gesticulating whilst smoking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

Oh, that's no biggie

I managed to accidentally put a ciggie out on my arm last week.

My co-ordination is going, or I'm masochism-curious. The former, I reckon.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

Masochism's shit.

Sadism, that's the one you need.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

I don't like that 'hurting people' kind of thing, though.

I'm too soft.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

Ah, that's when you come to the side of the ring

and tap me in. I'll fuck 'em up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

Right-o. You're on!

:D

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

Eeeee, that's my boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

I do. I'm getting fonder of the idea daily

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)

I've got one of them, doesn't seem to work on people :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

Your wallet?

Clue: You need to put money in it, Prof.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

I'm confused

and a little bit turned on

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

*Adjusts the Profs' knob*

There you go, off again.

See what I did there? That was a doobie intender, or however it's spelt.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)

a joint of intent?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

No, I think it was The Franco-Prussian Alliance of 1834

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)

A note, it has lttle effect

just like those goggles, they didn't protect my eyes against the acid, damn film

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

It is a nice photo

not sure how anatomically feasible your additions are!

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enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

quite

I think the trajectory is off by a few mm's too

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

hehe...

completely ruins it ;)

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enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

He would have a field day!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

That is one shifty looking monkey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

I read that as shitty!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

SHITTY FUCKING MONKEY

Now I feel like a racialist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

Hahaha

I was gonna say that but it didn't feel right.
:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

If I ever meet you, and call you a shitty fucking monkey, don't get upset.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)

I reckon I'd be too stoned to notice

whadayamean if?
;)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

You coming to the summer bash?

You'd better say yes and not be lying. Dave's coming.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

He is?

Well then, I should really say yes and start saving my pennies!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)

Good man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)

scabby monkey

he seems to be drinking chocolate sludge

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

Mmmmmm sludgge

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

I think that might be euphemisms for shit

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

Mmmmm shi........ hold on

O_o

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

that is 100% pure sex

give me this before the Pussy Cat Dolls any day of the week!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

What are these 'Pussy Cat Dolls' of which you speak?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

they're like women

only they're not real and they're "unobtainable..." irrespective of whether you want them or not.

I think they're made of tanned leather filled with sand and worked by Johhny Depp from a distance. One of them milks a racing driver from what my brother told me

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

They're real dolls with half the soul and twice the stoic lack of real expression.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

I aspire to tame one of them with my throbbing member

... or a lady like one of them, I don't care which one. They're all so fiery and generically independent. It says so in their press release.

Have a good weekend doll tits.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

With equal musical abilities, no doubt?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

I'm not sure they're really "about the music..."

as much as they are a trap for quasi-pubescent boys (and girls)...

and with that - I'm away. Have a good weekend sugar tits and I shall see you all on Monday when everyone can rave on and on about how good Watchmen is or how much it isn't as good as the book. Hope you get it read in time Wow.

:D

I'm off to consume my fill in alcoholic beverages and expose my naked arse to ladies.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)

lovely photos

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

Random, Friday, Tail-sprouting action.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)

ZOMG

you can see her knickers!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)

She might need to see a doctor...

Her neck looks like it's got a bug hulking lump on it.
Edit:
Bikini Samurai squad. Isn't that just the Xbox version of the wii game with less wraggle but the same semi-naked ladies?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

Slow today, sir...

Only 3rd?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)

Yep.

'Twas makin movies!:D

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)

I simply dare not ask...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

Quite good she's got them baggy boots on, really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

I am so jealous of proper illustrators...

this is the best i can do on a friday afternoon.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

That looks how I feel.

*awaits word on potential redundancy*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

Feel free to use it

in times of need.
*hopes for the best

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

gosh!

buttocks!

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enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

"Mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones - but there are."

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Craffty, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

0_o

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

That's kinda cute

in an odd way.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)

The littlest mouth couldn't even bite you

and looks sooooo cuuuuute!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)

nip nip nip nippy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)

LAY A LITTLE EGG FOR ME

wait.

I'm going out for yet another cigarette, because I'm big willy style and all cool for school like a sort of Anti Mr Bronson who I recently watched drink gravy on Banzai.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)

*strains*

LOOK WHAT I MADE FOR YOU! ^_^

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)

A lovely brown man egg. Thank you darling.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)

I got 12 Cream Eggs from Englands last week and I ate them all

nom nom

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

Well done, my little petal bunnykins

I'm going out thought now, so I will be quiet for ten minutes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)

egg?

was for the recycle bin

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Craffty, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

Now think of that thing as 30 feet tall

*hides behind office chair*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)

Just makes it cuter, IMO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)

What the shit?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)

shit the bed

I just had the best coffee ever... it was like licking Jesus' taint! It's even a little bit stuck in my moustache and if I lick it I can still taste it... mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

I, too, am a fan of the noble bean...

what sort was it? Was it that stuff that comes out of civets' bottoms?

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enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

nothing quite as grand as that

'twas a double macciatto with nice Ethiopian Arabica beans... mmmmmmmMMMMMmmmm

was the first one I've had in about 2 weeks, had to pack in for a week and my head was so split open by it that I didn't fancy rushing back too quickly. I'm hooked again though - big style

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

mmmmmmmm.....!

I've never tried giving up caffeine, so well done. I hear if you do, you get blinding headaches for a bit as you go through withdrawal. Don't fancy that...

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enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

it's not as bad as all that

but it's pretty shit and I did go boz eyed for a bit... although I think I'm just naturally boz eyed and the lovely coffee fixed it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

Now ^ that was deeply uncalled for.

I nearly threw up my triple cheese Chicken McNugget Burger with Offal.

See what you nearly made me do, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)

I was going to say "rimming grunty"

but I thought it was inappropriate.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

LOLCLITS!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)

I'm still having problems

removing "the wizard" one from my mind. :o(

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

*shudders*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

pubes?

in this day and age? well i never.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

LOLPUBES

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

much better then that Duffy ad ....

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

Duffy ad?

a popster pimping pop? I wonder if Elvis ever endorsed lemonade...

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

rubbish

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

Jesus H!

Why is the wonky-eyed blow-up sex doll trying to sell me tinned poison?

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

I don't get why she rides around Somerfield.

I'm going to contemplate it over a cigarette. That and how nice it is that finally there is someone on telly with a head almost the exact same dimensions as the screen.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

Is it Evil Edna?

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

There was a question in our local pub quiz this week

to name the cat from Willo the Wisp.

I couldn't even remember a cat being in it.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

It was blue but don't know what it was called without googling

Arthur was a caterpillar though & Moog was the dog thing.

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

Yeah, they did tell us

but I still can't remember. I think it began with a C.

Cucumber or something

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)

Was it car wash?

*Goes to google*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)

that sounds familiar

not a patch on the one out of Roobarb and Custard.

I can never remember which way round they were. I know the cat was yellow, but I think he was Roobarb.

I know they both had Parkinson's. Or the artist did.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)

Roobarb was the dog I thought!

I'm sure he was....

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

I couldn't even tell you what Willo the Wisp is.

but I do know the first line in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)

Happy "for real" Birthday!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)

Thankyou!

Although it was yesterday, so I'll go change that now.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)

I just gave a load of cookies away

they were really nice ones too :(

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

Spooky.

Now I definitely want cookies.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

Sainsbury's pecan & maple syrup ftw!

I've made myself quite sick on them this week.

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)

"I'm no superwoman"?

"Hello You"?
Lichtenstein?
Blonde?
- fuck it lets pile a load of other successful shit into one ad.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

I just about mainline that stuff

It's probably rotting my insides away, but I'm pretty much addicted by this stage.

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)

nutrasweet makes me shudder

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

since I gave up drinking tea

it's about the only thing I do drink

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)

why would you give up drinking tea for that vile liquid?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)

I've discovered I can't drink milk

due to that whole lactose, gut-wrenching pain thing.

Fucked if I'm drinking tea without milk, or even worse, with soy milk, so I had to give it up altogether.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)

urgh - the mother in law gave me real tea with soy milk

I nearly threw it at her...

in other news, there are a whole host of delicious teas which should be drunk black... mmmm

or there's always coffee. delicious wonderful life giving coffee.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)

I can handle black coffee

in fact, anyone who puts milk in coffee should be ashamed of themselves.

But I miss tea. Best of all the drinks.

If only they made Lactofree in a fully-skimmed version, I would be a happy bunny.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

hmmmm

I'll get the science bitches to work on it... have you ever tried goats milk; the stanky alternative to cow's milk.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)

Can't you just mix cornflour and water?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

Drink Green Tea, it's like a thousand times better and

actually improves your health.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

gunpowerder tea ftmfw!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

hehehe

I also dare anyone on here to do a google image search for deglove

With thanks from Warren Ellis

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)

It came up with

this.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

I hate not knowing what I'm voting for......

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)

I made it!

I know its not right to boast, but after upsetting everyone when I threw my boyfriends wires away, I've made it to the newsletter! Here's hoping someone does it

(pink_kittyboo was killed by many bunnies on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

Way to hold onto that winning streak, there.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

tee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

Is that Simon Cowell?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

hmmm?

Sorry I can only see one person in the pic . . .
tee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

He's got a lovely pair of breasts.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

really not

it looks like a cycling helmet stuffed up there

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

Pillow

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)

d00d - no wai!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)

Wai!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

d00d!?

NO wai!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)

Fuck wai d00d!!!!!!!!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

well - if you say so Sir

but I still maintain that the monomam looks more like the type of polystyrene bonce box one would wear on a bike.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

Wins with a chocolate star

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

I want to have a game of blackjack now

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

I WOULD VERY MUCH IKE TO INTRODUCE MY PENIS TO HER BREASTS

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

it's amazing what you can do with a pillow, she used hers to make it look like she has big breasts

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

there only one

as far as I can see

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

she's rotten

and she looks like she's hiding a deformed dwarf in her shirt. No thank you.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

She is an antificial Laydee,

that are vat-grown to work in US casinos.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

I'm not racist but...

I fucking hate sunbed tans. They are one of the few things that make me feel physical disgust.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)

that and spray-on tan...

eeewwww......

oh, and have you seen this: www.computertan.com ?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

ugh

I had to turn the woman off. horrid. there seems to be so many people who look just like her. it concerns me. I think they're all experiments to see if it makes people buy stuff that they absolutely don't need.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

it's a spoof ad ;-)

Highlighting the link between tanning beds and skin cancer...

Good eh?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

He's gone, most likely.

edit: I'll just shut the fuck up then.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

haha

WTF!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)

;-)

www.b3ta.com/board/9244417

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

You see the, only good thing about the new coldplay song is the hammer Dulcimer

I would love to have a hammer dulcimer

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)

there's another good thing about it.

I've not heard it yet.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)

No. Wrong.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

err . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

Eh?

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

I would EVERYTHING

that cat told me to

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

would you use the word 'do'?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

If s/he asked, yes...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

Even I know better

than to post a new thread on the main board with no pictures on, and I'm a right twat.

(

Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Haha!

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

AND

you're an acolyte of the holy wible
*nods*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

I sure am

and so's my hamster, Jesus.

(

Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

I have a feeling that your boyfriend maybe the winner

It's GEMMELL, you fuck tards

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Damn it, they cut her arms of on the paint a picture of Cerrie Burnell

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

Please, tell me more..

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

hey Deks

How be you?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

Good

Actually amazing, I've obtained some Lord Horror comics.

www.savoy.abel.co.uk/HTML/rev1.html

John Coulthart's artwork is..ASTOUNDING.

Thus
www.johncoulthart.com/retinacula/horror.html

Then
www.johncoulthart.com/retinacula/rev7_4page.html

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

Damn he is good

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

Yes, I've been going on about Savoy since forever.

Right, gotta goo.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

He's Bittern off more than he can chew . . .

because he has a beak . . . and no teeth . . .
or summat

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

Stop copying me, it's bad enough you trace all your pikchaz..

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

FUCK OFF, YOU COMPLETE COCK!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

Yes, you tell him!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

*ignores*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

LA-LA-LA, I CAN'T HEEEEEEEEEAR YOU!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)

at least put some effort into the color matching squire

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

Grow up, you tiresome fuck.

He's ignoring you - deal with it.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)

....

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

Cockbird waves at you

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

You have a boyfriend?

* It's good of you to work with and support this type of ~~nutter~~ person.

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

Come Back Kittyboo

we need to know more

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

hahahahaha

thats ace

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

Thanks

Made it in response for getting flamed all the time
for my bad spulling!

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

what the fuck ever

rob picked my suggestion for the newsletter subject line

HE LOVES ME THE MOST (this week)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

MMMMMNNNNGGGGGGGH

(

Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

she needs to be vomiting

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

You have a Vordvomit fetish?

That's quite special

(

Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

or is she giving the invisible man a blow job

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

she's doing it all wrong if she is

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

he is screaming in pain because her upper teefs are rapidly shredding his helmet

(

Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)

that is how he like it

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)

yes to this . .

*hunts for tissues

(

awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

Quite

Indeed.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

ooopsy....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

He would end up getting very lonely on the Liberator.

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake Incarcerated I think you'll find.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

I counted six BLARBS. I feel cheated.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

Glen.

The legend.

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

Ah yes Blake who was sent to prison for fucking a kid

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

what's the world coming to?

if Blake can't even fuck kids?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

I know

Well at least he hasn't got a problem with Butler any more

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

pffft...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

hahaha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)

The Benny Benassi vid in the news letter

I hope to god that Forklift doesn't work on a site and that they find that vid, because they will make his life hell

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

Edit: Apologies, this is a pop at someone I used to work with.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

I read that that as,

lonely on the vibrator, a tragic image :(

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

not as compelling as porn and just as cheap

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue368/

(

rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

1ST LOL

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

YOU GET THE TROPHY.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

As featured on Jurassic Park Erotic Fiction website

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Well that's absolutely awesome. Give me my fucking Megadrive.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

can I haz megadrivez

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

^ That link isn't working...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

Go to the website featured in the Newsletter for YOUR FUCKING MEGADRIVE!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

Don't you shout at me!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

I love the eyes looking though 'ck'.

But I already have a MegaDrive, so I need not click.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

1st LOL

~~1st LOL~~

in after dixon

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

Thank you Mr Manuel.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

also - thank fuck for that

I'd taken to trawling eBay for old Ganja Crew records...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

I keep adding items on Amazon and closing the window after I realise I cannot possibly afford what I want.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

*embraces*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

*cries softly*

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

Ta sir

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

lovely, cheers rob

have a good weekend

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

Will we be paid redundancy?

I want mine paid in CDCs.

(

Halk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

Yay

You are a tonic to these beleagured isles, sir.

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NSFA NSFA NSFA SNFA nsfa fnsa NSFA NSFA NSFA NSFA

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

HAHAHAHA. Oh man.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

FUCKINELL

check out 'The Wizard'

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

THIS WEBSITE MAKES ME LAUGH.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

dear lord

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

fucking hell, that is nasty

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

WHAT IS IT, TELL ME EVERYONE

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

YOU wouldn't be interested . . .

C]:0D

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

\o/

*downs tools*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

Woo

*sigs*

(

le brian, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

Woo!

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

Knock! Knock!

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

are there any good Korean films?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

They're too fuckin' busy for all of that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

busy laughing at North Korea

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

Ronery, they're so ronery.

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

Oldboy

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

i've put that on my list

the reason for me asking :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

some of their home-made amateur pr0n is alright

if you have a strong stomach and are quite depressed in general

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

Not as bad as the Jap stuff, that is some really nasty stuff

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

The Eye

Or is that from some other Asian country (he says in a Prince Philip-esque manner)

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

The original of that wasn't bad

I haven't seen the remake.

It's about as scary as Tikkabilla though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

Of course, i refer to the original

It's not scary, no. More "creepy".

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

No even, I just thought it was sad.

Sad boohoo, not sad like your dad in his coolest of gear.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

That's Japan

I keep hearing about Japs Eye.

(

Halk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Oxide Pang, what a great name :)

Just looking at the original

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

also

Angelica Lee is cuter than a sleepy kitten.

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

A Tale of Two Sisters

Cracking stuff, and it's not naughty! :@D
Also iirc Into The Mirror is also Korean, that's pretty good.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

Chin Chin!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

officelol

fuck

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

Soz!

then

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

Kasto! Krut?

Krut!

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

Ah! erm!

Kasto!

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

Poligen Ha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

schmerg

Krut?

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

The Simpsons

Starring John Simpson off the News.

(TomJoad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)

Shrek

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WormuIus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)

Excellent!

And While i'm here:

It's probably not the first time someone's chucked their custard in Mandelson's face.

Am i the first to have said this? Do i win £5?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

is it this morning again?

*makes breakfast*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

'Tis GC then?

Thought it might be....

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

Gorgonzola is indeed a fantastic cheese

but Stilton is the best

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

Every time I see "this morning" written down, the '"This Morning" TV Show going to break' jingle plays in my head

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

and now it is in mine

*waves fist*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

doo, doodeedoodaaaah, doodeedoodaaah, doodeedoo doo-dee-da-da dabadee ba-ba-daaaaaah

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

I just chuckled@desk:D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

Because it fit, didn't it :D?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

Yeh, I was chuckling because I was muttering it under my breath ;D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

Hurrah!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

ha ha

Cheeky repost-o-rama

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

*Awards All The Prizes known To Mankind*

and *clicks*, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

...

(

Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

ArF!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)

I never realised how gummy he was before

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)

unique

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)

hahahahaha...

True story:

When Tottenham legend Danny Blanchflower was suppossed to on This is Your Life, Amen said "Tonight, Danny Blanchflower, This is Your Life", he responded "No, it bloody isn't" and walked off.

That was the last time it was broadcast live.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)

Hahahaha...

(

Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

Amen Andrews?

Edit: Sorry, very quick and dirdy...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

I'm afraid they'll all have to starve this year :(

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

they got their money from the dodgy phone ins

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

hahahaha genius *clicks* :D

ps u cunt

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

Pfft!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

dis makes me

;)

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

this needs to be animated

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

hahaha

velly good

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

this made me giggle...

in other news: I'm fucking bored of work, where's the newsletter?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

My work newsletter just arrived, but it doesn't have as many funny links in it

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

LOL! The MD has a new kittin!

Watch the video here!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)

Mine normally comes after I've gone home

so I get to ignore it on Monday instead

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)

does it contain a story about a guy sitting on the toilet all day?

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)

hahahahahahah

yes

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

haha!

Look at how nourished they are, the bastards.

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

NSFW

I can see a balding twat and a little arsehole

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)

I spy a sitcom...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)

Ha!

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

hahaha

THAT is high up in the chortlesphere:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

have some friday lovefluff

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)

Fuck me, Micheal Jackson looks rough

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

you've just noticed this?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

hahaha

edit: yes, he does

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

hahaha :D

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

The scary thing about that is how normal it looks

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

shudders

woo

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

hehehe

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)

Funny

How when there is a bit of animal love going on M.J always seems to turn up

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)

he looks superb:)

even without his nose-woo

(

Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

~~looks rough~~
/talk 'humour'

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

hehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

what in the name of...

that looks like what you'd get if that white alien thing from Alien Resurrection fucked one of those aliens from Cocoon

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

Awwwwwwww!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

(

Shada, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

Awwwwwwwwww

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

I really don't know whether to aww or boke.

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

"read about the happiest day of my life"

needs more crying Bobby but otherwise looks just like her

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

I like the fish guy :)

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

Would

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

That's rather sweet...

*melts*

Edit: A gem from cuteoverload earlier in the week:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

why am i looking at a picture

of a chinese fridge? :)

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

*awards 10 points*

*then takes them back for wrongness*

Edit: Also, I don't reckon you'd get Leffe in Guangzhou...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

Edit: only Reffe

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

Oh, alright then...

*gives them back in a moment of weakness*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

*runs*

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

You forgot your change!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

hahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

*prods with anti-tank missile*

Don't encourage him....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

Sullenders

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

Pfft!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

ZUUUUUUULE!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

awwww

i love Leffe

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

I did

but don't leave it in the sun, it gets as hot as tea.

Certainly then, don't try and actually make tea with it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

This is a curious refrigeration technique...

Was it taught to you by members of a secret Vatican cult?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

Nah, it's what happens when you get 10+ metallers at a festival on the hottest days of the year.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

Ahhh - right.

I shall buy you a coolie box for your ales.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

:D too late, chicken merango

bless you though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

awwww

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

Freezercat :)

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)

a guy got arrested for doing something like that this week...

except instead of a fridge it was a box bong.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

hahaha

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

pfffft :)

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

Get a nest!

the sig made me snortle.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

I must change that soon....

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

lemme at em, LEMME AT EM!

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

Haha

I should've posted this really....

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

hahahaha

Is that the Prince and the Porpoise?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)

Ha ha I'd forgotten about that

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

Tasty snack

Missed the Terrorism thread!

(TomJoad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

why am I looking at a picture of your tasty indian snacks?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

Jamaica?

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

Genoa?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

In Dorset?

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

only when she's tired

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

Contents of a hoover bag

always make me cough when eating.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

haha

they are a bit like that. There's usually a toenail clipping in there

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

BOOM

(

Shada, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

bloody indians

and they always blame the pakistanis

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

pfffffffffft!!

(

Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)

Pfft...

(

Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

ESPN8 - The Ocho!

I like this challenge

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Did you see the cover article from this months OSQ?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

Pfft :D

No more Mark Lawrenson?

*woos HARD*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

if only

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

I'd quite like to see a fight to the death between him and Andy Gray.

With Multi-Hurt-Slow-Demise as the winner's prize.

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

Andy Gray

would batter him. Even Lineker could take Lawro.

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

nothing like a good choc-o-drama

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

Ha ha ha!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

haha

I love Heroes but I've got no fucking idea what's going on any more

still as long as Hayden Panatella and Ali Larter are still in it I don't mind

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

i'll explain

Some friends have become enemies...some enemies have become friends...

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

*lamps*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

I love Brian so much.

If I were a cartoon, I'd definitely do Brian.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)

Brian had sex,

With a really dumb girl,
Now he's taking his friend Stewie,
To get some ice-cream,
In his Car...

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)

Hahaha, well remembered

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)

whose side is HRG on now?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

who's HRG?

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)

Hugh Rearnly Gittingstall.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)

Noah Bennet

Horn Rimmed Glasses
heroeswiki.com/Noah

Also: tastefulcelebs.com/wp-content/photos/Ali_Larter_Heroes.jpg (a little NSFW)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)

They're obsessed with her botty on that show.

Not that I blame them, it's a good botty.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)

yes.

yes it is.

typing with your left hand is hard

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

Right hand in my case.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

He's working for Nathan (who is bad at the moment)

but he's only doing it to protect claire...OR IS HE????

Yes. Yes he is.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

Some of us aren't there yet.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

OH SHIT

christ...sorry

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)

:D no worries.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)

I NEARLY AM

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)

Said he, red faced and looking oddly surprised in that way all men do.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)

DON'T COMPARE ME TO OTHER MEN!

*wipes nob on curtains*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

YOU ARE IN SOME WAYS SIMILAR TO KIEFER SUTHERLAND

*sets fire to carpet*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

0_0

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

Yeah, kind of like that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)

*gives Fae the 'Paddington Hard Stare' *

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

Paddington as in place or bear?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)

I'm going to go with....

both!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)

PHWOAR.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)

*sweeps back cape majestically*

Now, young lady, you're coming with me!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)

*fans self*

I thought you'd never ask

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

Is that the one that was in Final Destination?

/don't watch heroes

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)

I shall take your advice, sir

/not to watch Heroes, that is.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

yes. yes it is

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

she's lovely

*bookmarks*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

Yeah? Yeah?

Working on that book you're writing?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

Hmmmm

gotta main protagonist there? Hmmmm? Some lesson learnt hmmmmm?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)

That you ah, you've been working on for er, 3 years now is it?

Hmm, hows, hows that going hmm?

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)

"Yeeeeah, i'll keep a look out for it"

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

It's great 'cos like real comics

the plot goes all over the shop. The haven't resurrected anybody yet, or reset the timeline, which they should do just for a laugh.

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

Haha Witchblade LOLZ

Tip - don't reset the timeline at the end of your first ever TV series. Then people won't know if they're watching the second series or a repeat, and will just channel-hop to something with more tits.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)

I stopped watching the second series

after Hiro started being Kensei, but this season has already got me hooked again.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)

this is best of all things

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)

AW, the cheerleader's dead. End of the world

(

Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

Ha ha ha!

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)

Second time today...

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)

hahaaha!

Congratulations, you win everything

*hands over everything*

*poses for shaky-hands photo opp*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)

I SO FUCKING WANT CHOCOLATE RIGHT NOW

*grumps and goes to make a cup of delicous, refreshing tea*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)

SAME HERE

*grumps but can't be arsed to get up*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)

There's some Green & Blacks in the freezer at home

I can't wait!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

Why do you hate me so?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

To be fair there's only really enough for me (just the one bar)

Mwahahahahahaha!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)

*bursts into tears*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

Aww flower

Can't you stop off at the supermarket on the way home?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)

Nah, I've got to get home and read the entireity of watchmen before 8pm. Hahaha, this should be a lark.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)

Haha!

Good luck with that

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

I can speed read

but I think I might've set the bar too high here.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)

I don't know what that is

*googles*

YOU UTTER SHIT

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

I've got the one with bits of cherry in it

Cor!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)

FUCK OFF GEOFF.

Except don't. Mwa.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)

Charming!

*flounces off to facebook*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

*is back already*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

*loves*

*holds down and loves*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

that would be a lot better then the orginal :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

I've not had a peppermint one in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

They were giving em out

at the tube station last night

But my mum always told me not to take sweets from strangers

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)

more sweets for her

you gullible child

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

I never listened to my mum's advice

about strangers. I got loads of sweets, got to play with puppies and touch mens winkles. i was the luckiest boy alive

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)

My mother was abucted by a woman giving out peppermint Aeros, your mother taught you well.

AVENGE MEEEEEE!!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

*avenges*

*diezs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

hahahahaha

madness-love it:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)

aero mint

fit as fúck.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

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