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(rogue pieman, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

Hahahahahhahaha! oh, now that is very WOOOOO!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)

Woo!

...of the highest order!

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

and ace username too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

Hahaha

Top stuff

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

haha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

keep 'em keen

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(clut, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

Eh?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

Bee?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

Sea?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

Deesillustration?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

Elf

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

Now I am confused,

is that just E or is it E and F?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

BOLLOX!

if was meant to be an F... I missed out E!

How about this one for E

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

WASP!

*doesn't get the game until after posting*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

Hornet!

*starts secondary game for Steve's benefit*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

Botfly!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

Daddy Long Legs.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

Tarantula

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)

0_0

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

errrr

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

hepple?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)

harsh mountains?

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McBadger COW, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

Ha ha ha!

My favourite bit is when th epeople apologise for having a high amount of money in their box. Cunts.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

THEY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, DAMN THEM!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

Yeah I know,

fucking cunts! Picking up a random box that some moron randomly picked you to open! ITS ALL THEIR FUCKING FAULT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

they should have cast a luck spell

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

Silly Jamnog!

Deal or No Deal is not Dungeons and Dragons.

Although, with the use of 2 words beginning with D, I can understand the confusion....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

Hahaha

I've been watching a few endings of the show this week, as it's programmed before something we're watching. So far, two women walked out with 20 and 10 euros. I love greedy bitches that don't take the deal.

Huh? I'm even starting to like a game show now.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I actually watch it rather often, mainly to shout at the screen lots.

The other day, someone had £1 and £250,000. I was really genuinely upset when she had the £250,000 :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

Hahaha

When I was in Prague last year, the hotel tv had a czech, italian, russian and austrian version of the show on at the same time.

conclusions: czechs show even less emotions than dutch folks, italians show only emotions (the show kept being interrupted for the woman to stop crying), and bring their pets to the studio for support

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

Mediocre: Providing the world with Global Emotional Intelligence since 1999.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

Thing I really didn't understand about the italian version though

You could also get a saxophone and a hippopotamus inside the box. Not real ones, mind. Just the words.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

Hahaha

I fucking love Italians.

In an "I'm glad I'm not one of them" way...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

I think you missed holding hands

(woo)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

hahhahaha, I hate that show... JUST OPEN THE FUCKING BOX AND STOP PROCRASTINATING!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

I love it when they lose :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

Haha

That show should be 2 minutes long. Actually no it should be cancelled

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

I think, as usual Charlie Brooker says it better than anyone
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2006/jan/28/tvandradio.theguide

Also kittens and skateboards

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

I gave up with that game, and went and designed a perpetual motion engine.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

NumberWang!

The Home Edition!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love the random box opening game almost as much as the stressful colour picking then amount of money guessing game. I do not like the complicated golden ball game.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)

I saw the stressful colour picking then amount of money guessing game

the other night.

Didn't Tarrant used to do the same thing on the radio years ago, but with less colour picking and X Factor style sob stories?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

It's too stressful

to be sure. I don't even know what's happening half the time. I usually turn over for NCIS to drool at the goth chick that works in the lab.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

yes very much

and the Saturday night one with Chris Tarrant too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

This WINS!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

hahaha

superb

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

This is excellent,

so I clicked.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

if i was going on it

i'd pick my boxes in advance by doing the remarkable thing of drawing them out of a hat

or possibly go sequentially from 1-22 (missing out whatever i had of course

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

I'd definitely do it in sequence, either by number or along the table.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

Hmm...

Click for bigger and 200+ more doofers.

This driving malarky is trickier than it seems.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

HAHAHA

Oh you ~~humpty~~ numpty!:P

EDIT: For some bizarre reason he makes me think of Ross Noble!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

hahhaha, damn, now I can't unsee that

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

Strange

but true

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

Ooo

spooky. I see what you mean.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

There's a face

Next muffin....

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

hah

lolz

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

^ Fat Fuck!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

Nice sig!

Suddenly I feel like I've had a purpose on this earth :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

*Awaits 30k eagerly*

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

Who wants

to be a millionaire.... from the other night... the answer is "Pies"

(piehands, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your mum?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

Hahahahaha

Now pay.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

make her lick her lips

and can't the Queen bum her own croissants?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

Fucking hilarious!

An overweight person was on TV! LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

speaking of overweight people

The shop had a prawn salad in today and I'm busy nom nom noming my way through it.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

Congrats!

I am eating Hot Dog!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

Hotdogs are yum, but I'm too fats

I was afraid I would have to settle for their poor excuse for sushi again. I LOVE sushi, but the stuff they sell is top grade arse gravy

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

Sushi Rocks!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

stop typing with your mouth full.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

~~with your mouth full~~

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

Again?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

* FWAPS (again)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

you could have at least shopped the joke in.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

I'm

crap.

(piehands, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

You said it

heh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

or a magenta cock

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

Oh skillz, sir ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)

thanks

for doing what I am too spastic to do.

(piehands, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

THREADSAVER!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

pfffffffffft!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

hahahaha....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

HehHehHehHeh!

Not seen this for a while.
:D

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

"Cab for Tosser - anyone order a cab for TOSSER?"

* A member for 5 years, 2 months and 8 days - WTF!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

bwahahahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

Thread deletion imminent!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

mind your elders

...only joking, dont hurt me

(piehands, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

I started to

but I was unable to remember your address.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)

You said the answer is pies

but that's not one of the options.
Although you could make the word "pies" with the letters in "proteins". In fact you could make "torn pies". Or even "tron pies".
Yes.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

Tron Pies!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

Mmmmmm.... neon

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

They are like normal pies - but they can only turn corners at right angles!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

Or prawn toast.

Eh? WHat are we doing?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

hahah!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

HIs handies are going clappity-clap but his face noggin is going grrrr!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

Yep, that's pretty much it.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

is that..

De Niro on the left?

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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

Is not pie.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

*sigh*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

I haven't had chance to use this for a while

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Furness, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

This is lovely

Though reminds me a little of Yoko Ono.

But the style/technique is ace.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

I said OI! ONO! NO!

Oh no oh no Ono! NO oh no Ono. NO!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

no no no no no no no no wrong

Bjork

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

Mmmm

lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

no no no NO NO!

it's Spjork!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

Hahahah

fuck yeah

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

*sexe3s screen*

*gets sack*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

Nice!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

*thinks of tiny yellow dress from MTV unplugged DVD*

*makes jizz*

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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)

Marvellous!

These are full of luverlynuss *click*

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Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Nice arts.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

that is a slice of awesomeness, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

This is fabulous, Mr Faha

*clicks hard*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

Yums!

I like the effect.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

Quick and dirty

like my first wife.

(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

seams ok

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

Fuck me harder, human.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

Does anyone

recall the story of a rather ingenious German gentleman who had re-routed his window washers to run out of the dashboard of his vehicle and dispense schnapps into his mouth like some kind of alcoholic formula 1 driver?

Or did I just dream that?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

i remember that! i'll send you the link

oh wait i'm on your ignore list mr schindler

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

Either way

it's brilliant

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Sounds like a great way to waste schnapps

And imagine getting out of your car, reeking of alcohol that's been sprayed all over you...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

What you say?

something wrong with smelling like a man? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

schapps? man?

Heh, you know better than that Mr. TV

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

I'm not talking about that girly peach schnapps

you girly types like.

I'm talking about proper German brandy schnapps. Blow yer tits off if I might be so bold as to say.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

Hmm. I may give you that actually

Okay, as you were

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Those southern german ones that come in tall, narrow, clear bottles...

Oh yes, I know what you mean now.

*shudders*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

Much like Skittlebrau....

Damn dreams!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

Skittles Vodka

Tasty

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

top tip: skittles vodka turns twister into a drinking game

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spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

beer that tastes of skittles?

you can make skittles vodka, so surely beer is the next stage

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spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

i'm now trying to work out the practicalities of this

it must be tried

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spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

haha, I want ones that point out towards the pavement and squirt ink or paint.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

everything seams ok here

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

well, it's a round thing. I don't know - ask him! *points*

900k size.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

It's how used paper clips end up

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

This is true.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

You coughed it up, you clean it up

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

Ok, sorry...

*goes off to find dustpan & brush*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

... cat owner, by any chance?

;)

woo for you!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

Sadly not :(

/lives on the 3rd floor blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

Don't worry

cats always survive falls of 3 stories or higher

Or is it always die? I can't remember.

Anyway, the moral is - get a cat!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

I'd love to get a cat,

but it would be awfully mean to leave the poor little sausage alone all day.
When I live on the ground floor again, I shall rectify the situation.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

looks like something my cat has coughed up

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

Gee, thanks.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

lol

bestest hairball of them all!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

I personally am acquainted

with a number of wasps who would be proud of that structure.

Woo!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

*Fabulous mental picture of you all swapping war stories over a pint of brown ale*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

Did I ever tell you about Squatter?

...and the ant?

/Derek and Clive blog.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

a gruntfuttock in the grand tradition!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

hopefully a good thing?
*crosses fingers*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

oh yes

i think it means "totally indecipherable, but very nice to look at"

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spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

kind of like a 3d jackson pollock

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connor, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

That is very kind of you to say, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

whatever it is, we need to kill it before it breeds....

wooooo, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

I'll get the hoover...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

I love that HARD

...I don't suppose you have any way of changing the background colour easily?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

I'm looking as we speak, it's somewhere in here...

p = random(1.0);
c = somecolor();
g = random(0.01,0.1);
}

void render(float x, float y, float ox, float oy) {
// draw painting sweeps
stroke(red(c),green(c),blue(c),28);
point(ox+(x-ox)*sin(p),oy+(y-oy)*sin(p));

g+=random(-0.050,0.050);
float maxg = 0.22;
if (gmaxg) g=maxg;

float w = g/10.0;
for (int i=0;i

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

processing?

dr zaarlon, pointed me at that yesterday, it's lots of fun

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spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

It's great, but debugging to the 0085 beta isn't much fun..

/headache blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

silly idea I had in my head

I mashed it together from bits I made with a newspaper clipping generator - you can see the seams if you look closely :)

(mmmkay, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Heh

I think my german teacher plays Counter Strike

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Terroristen gewinnen!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Boom! Kopfscuss!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

Wie kann ich mein kopf finden?

(mmmkay, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

Hang on, let me find my glasses...

brb

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

pfffft

oi larfd

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spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

sweet :)

that's one. happy now, can go sleep.

(mmmkay, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Tooo......many.....werds......

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

indeed

if it gets too much for you, just look at the ugly baby in the bottom corner. laughter ensues.

(mmmkay, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

"wielding"

not yielding.

nonetheless, I chuckled.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

Pfft...

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Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

*stands*

*applauds*

*gets sack*

edit: just spotted 'Ah No Ah No' hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

Excellent!

:D

*ker-lick*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Ha ha ha!

He was fantastic on Graham Norton last week :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

haha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

crumbs!

who'd have thought it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

Ronin is a great film

/this gets a woo also

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

Ooh ta Archie

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Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Fork 'andles

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

Got any 'oes?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

this almost works

FORCEPS! FOUR CEPS - GEDDIT? OH PLEASE YOUR FUCKING SELF THEN. I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER

alright it doesn't really

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You fool :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Last but one Viz did a gorgeous tribute.

"One Tarp."
"There you go sir, one weatherproof tarpaulin."
"Nur. Want 'arp - fer playin'."

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)

wooo yay

nice one Ninj

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!

superb stuff

and very underrated film... 3 Bond villains in that 'un

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

Oooh, now you've got me thinnking...

*ponders*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

One of them

appears with all the tedious inevitability of an unloved season

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

Ah, yes...

Got it now!

;-) thank you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

I'm still stumped...

...I only counted two JP, pwease help :(

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Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

Michel Lonsdale

plays the old boy with the toy soldiers.

He was Drax in Moonraker

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

Phew!!

Ta Joe, forgotted about him :D

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Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

anything with Jean Reno in it

is going to be a good film.

ah no, no ah no!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

I love those Pink Panther remakes

/grumpy cunt blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

Wonderful!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

hahahhahaha! I'd love to see that!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

hammer time!

sorry....

top stuff, Mr V!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

hahaha

Am I the only one who reads the "Don't Drive Tired" matrix signs as "Don't Drive Fred" ?

Thought so

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

Mrs. UnderCover used to believe that the

"frustration can cause accidents" messages referred to sexual frustration... and if I find the blaggard who dissuaded her of this...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

ha!

but seriously - I've never seen those signs*

*I've seen plenty of signs of sexual frustration

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Pffft ...

*whistles innocently*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

ha ha ha :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

wotcha missus

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

*salutes*

Hello chief. How are you this blustery day?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

sleep deprived, tired and emotional

and listening to The Grateful Dead... I was listening to Gil Scott-Heron but that finished.

bout ya sel?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

mostly cross, with occasional bouts of STUPID FUCKING PLUMBERS.

I'm not listening to anything except my house falling to pieces.

Are you sleep deprived for a good reason?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

From the sublime to the ridiculous!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

God yes

I think Winter in America may actually be one of the greatest achievements of the human race... and I think I'm saying that without irony.

The Grateful Dead... well I've not got much on my iPod atm so it was them, the beastie boys* or a band called the Dillinger Escape Plan doing a math-rock version of a Justin Timberlake track...

*the beastie boys are not conducive with finishing my committee minutes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

Well that's just silly :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

and you came here hoping to find what?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Well, Duh! She came here to find the Chinese Popular Lobster!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

*subscribes*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

that'll be fourpence, please.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

How about ...

*checks pockets*

... an old key, a murray mint, half a Twix and a conker?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

he will show us the way!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

BOW BEFORE ROBSTER!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

\o/

Not silly AT ALL :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

wonderful Sir... :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

Nice one, guv...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

Sorry, quick and dirty...

But these really pissed me off...

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

I saw one yesterday

something about policing policy and everyone's a policeman...

WTF is that all about...?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

Pretty sure I'm not a policeman

And if I claimed I was, I'm pretty sure I'd get prosecuted.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

Gah..

Just tried to Googlit and couldn't find it, and the bus stop with it on is too far away..

Oh well.

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

what if I claimed you were a Policeman? Would that circumnavigate the law?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

I'd have to arrest you for making false claims or something

And then arrest myself for impersonating an officer. Then I could sue myself for false arrest since I'm not an officer.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Ha ha!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Would I get arrested for taking your photo then?

no?

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

It the hilarious new scheme to have people trained up to spot terrorists

Managers of companies will be trained to spot them.

It's pointless, as the terrorists will become the managers of companies and still terrorise (if at all).

England is quickly becoming a Police state. Really, why have we let one party hold government for 3 consecutive terms?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

They've already started

Myself and my Deputy had to go on a course about Counter Terrorism, and all we learned was....

"If you think it's a terrorist attack, and you tell the police that, they won't send any emergency services for about 45 minutes, in case there's a secondary device. So, if it's terrorists, you're fucked."

It was a lovely day

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

Bloody counter-terrorism, bane of corner shops

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

pffft.

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

hahaha

now then Mrs F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Fothergill!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

Terrorists use tubas.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

Have this to cheer you up

Musta Bindun, Shirley?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

Mind piss

i could only see his head and knew he's be on that bottle :|

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Reminds me of a cluedo character stangely...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

pffft...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

Pfft indeed!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Moet is pronounced Mo-et.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mo%C3%ABt_et_Chandon#Pronunciation

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Haha!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

Ha ha!!

Nicely! I'm loving the jaunty arms & legs!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

"REPORT ON YOUR NEIGHBOURS CITIZEN"

"DENOUNCE WRONGTHINK"

:D

/channelling catnipp blog

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Boo hiss Eurasia!

...oh wait, boo hiss Eastasia!
...what again? Curse you Eurasia!

...argh, rats! Nooooo...

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

*gets the mop*

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

bah they're all good/bad/evil as appropriate!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

Erasure?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

We'll defeat those

~~eastasian~~ ~~eurasian~~ eastasian terrorists!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

newsletter subject compo

here's your pokey
to give me a jokey

(

rob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

Josef Fritzel - 4EVA IN OWR HARTZ

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

Pffft

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

He was the People's Peadophile

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

haha

*commissions memorial cellar*

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Something about jade goody.

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

Yes, there is something about Jade Goody

is that...hairgel?

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

hahahaha

many many varieties of it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

"B3ta newsletter raises your PC's chance of developing 'USB cancer'" - Iranian Institute of Science & technology

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

JADE GOODY LOL...oh what's the use...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

One week on and still feeling Jaded

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

PURVEYORS OF FINEST CONDOM SCIENCE

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

we'll never forget you Jane

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

hahahaha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

i had to read that twice before i got it!

i fail

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

^ very much this

it is good :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

winnah!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

THIS ONE!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

hahahah, that has to be it!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

hehe

(

dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

hehehehehe

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

hehehe

/peer pressure

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

CO2

/beer pressure

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

LOL

actually lol.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

I still lol at your Gaza West Bank image

'edging' hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

yeah

cracks me up

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

thank you both.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

I won't bother with my suggestion now

cos we've found a winner \o/

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

go on - you might trump it!

*pressures*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

no - please suggest something

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

My comment was not only wooing your suggestion

but cunningly masking the fact that I couldn't come up with anything even vaguely amusing.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

Awesome

woo indeed.

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

\o/

You very funny man.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

Oh please... this.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

Jade goody's Satnavs: sending witless drivers over cliffs to their death

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

65 YR OLD WHITE HAIRED PUBLICIST SEEKS NEW CASH COW: DETAILS INSIDE

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

~~CASH~~

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

The best advance in civilisation since cheese-flavoured chewing gum

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

JADE WHO?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

b3ta, like a nursery school for shitty viral marketers

(

connor, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

heheh

ehehh eeehhh.

(

null and void, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

China find Radioactive Ball

Jack Tweed denies knowledge

(

timothycrippins, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

and it seems to me, you lived your life, like a complete waste of space....

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

... like a cattle with the wind

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

Whale in the Thames?

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

hahaha

oh yes.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

B3TA NEWSLETTER LIKES A SCRAP SO WILL BE HEADING TO CANARY WHARF NEXT WEDNESDAY WEARING A PINSTRIPE SUIT AND BOWLER HAT

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

It's alright, Fred Goodwin can just buy a new house

Newsletter brings new strain of gay that is immune to therapy.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

B3TA NEWSLETTER IDENTIFIED AS CAUSE AND CURE OF HUMMUS CANCER

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

DAVID JASON OFFERS A THOUSAND APOLOGIES FOR PAKISTANI JOKE

/Well, it hasn't been used in the tabloids yet

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

hahahahahhaha

*gets*

:D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

this

(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

its like 4chan but without pedos and pr0n

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

JOSEF FRITZL: THE PEOPLE'S PAEDOPHILE

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

turns your inbox to gravy

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

FRITZL'S BARGAIN BASEMENT SALE - NOW ON

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

"YOU'RE FIRED"!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

MAX CLIFFORD CAUSES CANCER -- SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Read it as carefully as your smear-test results.

(

Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

oof!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

This just in - Simon Cowell has Cock cancer. Praying to Jesus really does work.

(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

So...who's the next 'celebrity' we can skewer?

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

B3TA - distorting condom science since 1903

(Eli-T, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Seems like a reasonable response

given the situation

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

Always a sensible approach.

You are to be congratulated, sir!

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

thank you.

for what?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

The class pic, of course...

nana!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

ah ok, thanks.

I thought you meant something else of which I had no knowledge.

My brain isn't on right today.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

oh yes

thanks. what an accurate sketch too.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

:D haha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

Well, don't look at this, then:

more eyebending-ness.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

That is somewhere I would like to call my home.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

I reckon if you load it into google maps,

it would mesh over a conurbation quite nicely...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

this makes me cry

but not in a sad and happy way, just a confused way.

dod you make this? It's utterly incredible.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

I dod make it, yes. Thank you.

:)

I really didn't intend it to have a detrimental effect on you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

bnarghanangs

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

first of all - I think I got about 25 minutes sleep last night

so I'm tired and emotional

secondly - this makes me love you

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

*sleep deprives some more*

c'mere, you...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

my god

It looks like Mumbai!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

Spamdog Millionaire....that's me.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

hahahaha @ 2nd frame :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp

I'd have ended this with the model bursting into flames, but this makes more sense :)

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

Crashed because of glue all over the inside of the windscreen

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

yes!

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

this is how I remember it anyway

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

Oooh there's a model hobby shop on the corner of my street

*brings into practice*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

4. Admire achievement considering all fingers glued together

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

admire ball of partially painted ball of glue with wing shapes sticking out

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

hahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

Today, I'm baking pancakes for lunch from the batter that was left over from last night. With bacon and maaslander cheese.
It's organical (bio) batter, with four eggs in them. It's almost like making an omelette.

What are you having for lunch today?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Porcini mushroom risotto.

and a couple of glasses of Red.

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Except the red

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

red is good

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

It all tastes like metal polish

/Rigsby

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

Straight from the vein, there's nothing better.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

Well, we can have some Orvieto,

if you prefer?

Shall I pour?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

*googles*

mm, pour away, Sir.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

Should I stop just below the handle of the bucket, yes?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

Yes please

Want to avoid spillage, what what

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

A man of class and style.

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

I take it you're shirking from home then

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

Certainly not!

I'm just wondering which client to bill it to...

/recession, what recession? blog

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

man - being a London big wig must be so cooooooooool

I'm off to rake through the bins outside of tesco metro... I might try and charge it to... erm... the NHS?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

Just use 'Consultants' somewhere on the expense chit

You can then get away with almost anything.

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

man...

I have to get on my knees and BEG for pencils

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

Cor, that sounds good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

Oh my!

Do want.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

I had cheese cake today. Cop that stevo.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

you sod.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH

AND IT WAS FREE SO IT TASTED
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MUCH
BETTER!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

Salmon & Cream Cheese Bagel

bought from the overly cliquey coffee shop over the road.

And a Latte.

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

The leftovers from last nights totally noym-tastic Chilli

twill be brill.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

i had curried sea bass for breakfast

so probably a light lunch

(

spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

Hopefully prawn salad

If the cunting shop has any today, they have been sold out all week and I've had to make do with chicken salad wraps / sushi / prawn sandwiches

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

goodness that sounds like an incredible lunch

today I shall mostly be sucking all the juices out of an iPod and then then laying down by a stream miles from everything where I shall consume the thoughts of children as they fly past.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

friday is apple doughnut day

part of me 5 a day ;)

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

I'm having the dawning realisation that I left my packed lunch at home

with some self-deprecation for dessert as I've also realised I don't have any money with me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

hahah, bloody hell, that was a bit surreal seeing that.... :D

well, as yet another box of blackberries have become a fertile land for various organsims, I'm dumping it and going out to pick something up for lunch. i don't know what yet....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

I HAD CHEEEEEEEEEEESE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE
CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

I also had a kebab.

and some cup cakes
and carrot cake.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

*shakes angry fist*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

*smiles post cheese cake smile*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

you know they squeeze justice 2000 (light)

from Dave's kilt don't you?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

as long as it's pastuerised, it's all good

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

Heheheh

It's nice to see b3tards are still having nice lunches, especially on Fridays.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

Pork pie

crisps
banana
and mars bar

nyom nyom

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

I have already eaten

an EGG

BACON

and slice of melted cheese

on toats sandwich

IT WAS GOOD!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

I believe you.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

you should

it's totally the truth!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

fried potatoes & rissoles

loads of ketchup

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

fuck it

I'm off to the Japanese restaurant for a bowl of ramen and a glass of plum wine!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

You're not really going to fuck that, are you?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

I might

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

I am going to have a hot dog.

Possibly with a side order of CHIPS!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

You need to ask?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

AWESOME-O!

Heston must be shitting himself right now... what with all the winter vomiting disease in his pub.

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

Heh, not really, no.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

the esscence of flavour!

100% win :)

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

Eggy rolls

Hot eggs, yolk slightly runny for maximum chin wipeage.
I shall be eating two of them due to my stupidly skipping breakfast.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

i apologise , but i'm in a dancing mood

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

Arf!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

hahahaha

quick! Call DTH!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

what

shall we call him?

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

hahahaha!

(

spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

woo!

*takes hat off to cakeburglar*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

burgles rory's hat

*legs it sharpish*

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

Hahahahahahhaha! *leg gets severed by a passing truck*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

Hahaha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

Dance Dance Swervolution?

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Here's a thought:

What if the hockey cokey isn't what it's all about?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

hahaha

my sister has a T-shirt with that on...she wears it to bingo to confuddle pensioners

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

hahaha superbly done.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

user discretion is advised

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

Arf!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

vJOIN US

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

nah.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

Ok :(

f f f P

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

YOUVE BROKEN TEH INTERNETS

..

IT COMES....

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

f f f &

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

cunt

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

Nice one Nick!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

wrong again.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

Dave the Hat?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

hmmm...

well this seems to work
what the hell are they?

well, it's stopped working now...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

ZALGO COMES!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

suddenly they look different?

BROWSER OVERLOAD!

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

I just refreshed and got an SQL error

I don't think the system is liking 'em up it

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

same here, now they're all colons and semi colons....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

I blame cr3

Edit: yep ^

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

the other day i kept seeing some other guys comments with

"redsushi whoop whoop as the author,it was like you where talking to yourself

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

PLAM PLAM PLAM PLAM

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

:D :D :D

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

I LOVE TO PLAM!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

I think they are characters for creating chinese symbols

But I could be wrong

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

oddness has happend

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

A tale of true courage, death-defying survival and a quest for peace. (How to not get eaten.)

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!

TELL ME AGAIN HUMAN!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

Mmmmmm

For some reason, this reminds me of Gabriel Knight

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

Odd

It reminded me of you

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

O_o

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

Ning

While this is aceness I am at a loss. Have I missed another bandwagon?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

DOGGY :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

That's a beauty!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

hahah, I can hear the gulping sound :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

Drinking with wolves

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Nooo Wolfy

Ardbeg is too nice to guzzle in such a cavalier fashion.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Wolves can't read.

Just donate £2 a month and we can put a school in every forest, or at the very least a wolf interpreter in every off-license.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

hahahahhahahahah! *clicks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

Hahahaha...

Aces! :D

(

Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

hahahaha

but needs more U2

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

How internets is made:

(

..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

I think that Scary Porn should

be linked to b3ta directly, due to the apparent amount of yiffers we have :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

See also: fuckwits & trolls

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

Arf!

Yeah, you fuckwitted troll!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

LOLOLOL!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

Hold on then....

;)

(

..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

There you go

(

..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Hahaha!

That it explains it all so clearly.
Thank you.
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

but what about the fluff porn??

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

this is awesome

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

You missed a box

The one labelled "squirrels with tits".

(

Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

They've landed!!

(

Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

Stupid pilot could at least have landed a bit closer to the target

Making them run all that way. Hmph.

Vader's Fist? Vader's Wheezy Out-of-breath Lungs, more like.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

the storm troopers are coming!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

oh no, not

thisagainZALGO

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

You shall obey me!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

Gonna to get caught

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

A CLACK OF THE TONES!

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

Ooooh!

Look at me and my little blaster, aren't I a saucy little sausage?

It's a remake of 300, with camp stormtroopers.

(

Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

Maybe they're rehearsing "Springtime for Palpatine"

(Did you delete this msg and repost with your alt?)

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

woooo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

Ooooh that's lovely!

Hallo Ninj!
You okay?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

Hiya Moley!

Fine thank sir, you? :D

(

Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

Lovely lovely

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

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