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12 month ban and 3 points on his licence...

(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

Does Mario drink in his games then?

Nice and quick shopping anyway.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

Arf!

Nicely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

nice skid mario

woo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

here we go...

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

They eat so many pills, it's a wonder they can even think

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

Pfft.

Maybe they're like fish -- Mrs Pacman eggs in a pool and then Mr Pacman jizzes on them.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

can you jizz without genitals?

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

cocktounge?

vagina mouth? who knows!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

Their mouths are multi-purpose orifices.

They'd have to be -- since they're 2D creatures, a through digestive tract would bisect them. Therefore the mouth has to double as anus. Why not fuckhole as well?

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

he had to find something else to do with the arrival of 16-bit..

tjpearoastforcompo

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

bun-din

(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

lol

genius!

(Jamborello, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

THEY ARE ON THE INSIDE.

THEY TURN INSIDE OUT TO SEX. LIKE A BISON.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

I like this and want to subscribe to your newsletter.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

Nothing to do with the image challenge, but some sound advice for the unwary

but some sound advice for the unwary

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

hahahahaah

I hate twitter

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

twitters: happy toast hates twitter, remember this when impersonating him in bars

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

ok, done

I have no fucking idea how you read my twitter

oh hang on, maybe I do

so what's all the fuck about this anyway

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

I'm following you (for whatever it's worth)

twitter.com/Terrascope

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

ARG ar!

chaos is starting!

before you know it you'll know it

er!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

you are Robert Hill

see! already Twitter has revealed too much and left you prone to stalkers, nutjobs and mentals

*edit - ooh, apparently I'm already on Twitter twitter.com/happytoast but I dont seem to say much

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

If a dude accuses me of being a homsexual DHS Torturer from a google search he made last year finding a post on here

then I'd say it's too late for that concern :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

Me too.

I must have done it while literally pissed out of my socks.

twitter.com/wheelybird

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

perhaps someone on B3ta is a cybersquatter

and was hoping we'd give a shit and stump up some cash

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

I coughed up the £1.56

and now have full control!

Twitter, twitter, twitter &c.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)

OH HAI ROBERT HILL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

Oh Hello Kevin Esposeto

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

WAIT THAT ISNT MY REAL NAME

IM MIGUEL SANCHEZ

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

Shit!

I've messed up the delivery of columbian finest

this means you are going to receive 137 Occasional Tables

oh well :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

Meh, better then nothing :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

That cannot be Mr Meats' name

Shirley it's something like "Risky McBiscuit Ponsonby-Smythe"?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)

no, I'm afraid I'm dreadfully common

for aristocracy :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

no, he's spartacus

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

Only one man could be that smug ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

and so is his wife.

(or hetro life partner)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

Thor!

how's it hanging mister?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

but what are you going to do when they ask for a drawing?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

promise them one after breakfast

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

i went to twitter

its shite

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

I might registtsr on it

infact, fuck I shall right now!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

its shit

don't bother
you are limited to 140 words - i want to type essays! (not really)
...speaking of shit

compo? nah pokemon is a tv show!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

what the fuck?

"follow all these twats by default?"

no, because I'm not a cunt

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

I did it.... Ive updated 3 times

the last one was "fell down the stairs"
that was about a week ago

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

Shit, your twitter buddies must be worried

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

Yes all 3 of them :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

OMG YOU ARE ALIVE!!!

I've been sooooo worried ever since ;)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

So you are Sheffield union on twitter then :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

Nah - I was joking. Couldn't find you, too many epiphanies!

This is me:

twitter.com/Terrascope

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

twitter!
twitter.com/SkUG yawn boring

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

Follows....

But shit, my twitter is my real name!

Damn! Im rumbled!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

so is your faceache isn't it?

"Twitter is over capacity.
Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and try again." ha ha it broke

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

Haha, I like that whale tho, it is fun. like the birds

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

OMG FUCK I'M FOLLOW

OMG!! LIEK UR LIEF!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

ACE!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

Good ol Frankie :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

Sound Advice, sir

What the fuck is 'micro-blogging' anyway?
Bunch of toss, that's what it is.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

i'm only on there to stalk Stephen Fry :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

Better write that down somewhere as part of your legal defence...

Just to be sure.

;-)

in other news: I got my valuation done.... fucking RESULT!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

Is it worth £5, 2s, 3d

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

errr....

slightly more.

a shitting load more, truth be told. I'm scared, frankly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

Don't let Rob hear you say that

he tweets more than Mr Fry does (and far more entertainingly)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

I helped save Rob, when his fingers were buring from chilli

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

got a proper blog link plz?

i want to blog (clog the internet with shit ramblings)
Thank you

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

Filling useful servers full of utter crap...

It's like they're in league with the hardware manufacturers....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

I just want to put useful stuff on mine

double post/ huh?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

I just want to put useful stuff on mine

not what i had for breakfast etc
but on how i plan to restore my car etc etc
infact, i do own a website but i'm far too cheap to get hosting
ANYONE GOT ANY FREE HOSTING? PLEASE?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

It's for those who have previously been bloggers, realised

that writing that much crap a day is time consuming, and have decided to break it down in to little chunks throughout the day.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

"chunks"

* as in nausea, yes?

If so, then never was a truer word spoken.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

woo!

apologies for knocking this off the top

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Cracking :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: COMPUTER GAMES: THE GRIM REALITY

Computer games are supposed to be fun, but we never consider the grim reality of what takes place. Show us what remains in the wake of all that death and destruction: the heartbreak, the grief, and the tragedy.

Original image and challenge suggestion by valoukh. Voted for by YOU.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

HURRAH

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

So basically it's a week of cockfighting pokémon?

Hmm.

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

pokemon is not a game

its a tv show silly

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

Pokémon is originally a game.

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

*snap*

/pedant trap

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

>:[

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

careful! Youll make a mute point and pendants dont like those, infact they could care less

:D

edited for correct use of apostrophes

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

Howdy Discomeat's

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

howdy!

*tips stetson*

What's a'gwan, mon

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

Jamaica?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

Yes, it's why she left me.

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

lol!

still, funny stuff :D

*has no idea really*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

you're a pokemon!

nuh nuh ne nuh nuh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

well, if you say so

*walks out into garden*

*notices squirrel*

*unzips*

BRING.
IT.
ON!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

heh I like it

however I don't think i will have an entry this week

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

I never enter

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

Thank fuck.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

I allmost allways cave and post a barely appropriate

thing... for my compo things and

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

I only enter if I can pearoast.

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

very well

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

Woo the voting system

at last!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

hmm this should be entertaining

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

ace!

:D

fuck, I'm working until next wednesday :(, I'll have to pea.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

Throw a sickie!

We can't be without you on this one....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

Oh FFS!

You could at least wait a couple of days until you post the winner :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

the grimbleak world of plumber hatred :(

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Shada, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

pfffft, that is lovely :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

surely you have time set aside for sleep that you could utilise

not that I want to encourage such behavior

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

excellent!

not seen that one before

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

class, as ever

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)

We must perform a Quirkafleeg!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

they don't live long

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

OKAY

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Shada, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

FUCK!

*fears*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

Just one more fight Pikachoo, good boy, off you go

*dies*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

Why do Pokémon never die,

yet they have a tower full of dead pokémon?
And Ghost pokémon don't evolve from a dead pokémon, they hatch from eggs.

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

ANSWER:

it's for kids

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

No, it's for anyone who wants to bask in its warm glowing warming glow.

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

So kids and paedos then.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

I AM NOT A KID

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

That is fucking ace!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

this is beautiful :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

Fucking hell shadadadada!

Also have you been doin' gameses?
www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/PS_titlescreen/

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

POKEYMANS!

excellent

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)

Woo!

Nice one Shada!

(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

i have nothing to repost

so I'mnot going to repost it here.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

Computer Games

The grim reality is that they exist.
All I had in my day was a pack of cards and Mouse Trap.
We were happy with a bat, a ball and a skipping rope and a good book when it was raining.
All fields *waves arms* nice bit of ham for tea...
*drools*
*pisses self*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

Ooh ooh! It's nearly on!

Click for bigger (80 kb)

(moistness, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

ooooohhhhghghgh

*spang*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

I don't like those 90º angles

they are going to introduce signal reflections

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

no, no, let them sleep.

:)

edit: arse, I clicked I like this on this post by errorness

edit2: this post that is "no, no, let them sleep" not the above post

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

That phrase is what inspired this pic

Ah well...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

I'm not in control of my mouse unit.

or my brian unit.

:(

still, I have a nice cup of tea, and even tho I'm doomed to die in anguish under the heavy boot of oppression lol I can cheerfully enjoy this nice cup of tea :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

This makes me sleepy, I think I shall sleep soon

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

nooooooooooooo

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

Whyever not?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

Just because

Click for bigger

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

CLICK FOR BIGGER

(__, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

Bigger?

I say!

*clicks*
Edit: And, if I may pearoast...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

*reposts his bastardisation of this repost*

s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/24337/1238538945/reflecto.jpg

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

Good skills, that man!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

I just cut it out the kettle, positioned it over the boob and made the layer 60% transparent.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous statement.

It's more about spotting the opportunity!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

exactly - you don't need a reason.

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

Boobs.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

Pretty bra. I like pretty bras.

They make boobies that much nicer to look at in captivity.

:edit: Nipples viewed through lace. C'mon - you know what I mean.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

that swan has a lovely beak

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

Hahaha!

You loon!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

maybe i need to look at more boobs?

SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS LADIES!
...well you never know...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

Always worth a shot, at least....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

Why, thank you! HONK!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

His nemesis arrives...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

(matthewcr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)

COME EARLY!

BEAT THE CROWDS!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

Hahaha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)

Now THIS is political-based humour.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)

sadly not mine

was on some tshirts worn by american police

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)

I expect that to be this weeks newsletter line

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)

if there's justice in the world?

lol, justice :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

I cannot see that word with out saying it like th reanimated murder victim from the day today

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

Juuuustice.

I have the same problem.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

I now have this problem

DOCTOR, I HAVE A PROBLEM!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

APPLY THE BACON!

BRING ON THE BACONS!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

OH NO! HERE COME THE PIGS!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

I see the character from the Orson Scott Card books.

But I'm odd.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

I LIKE THIS

(__, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

ha ha haaaaa

Love it!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

Oh yes, superb, sir!

*applauds*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

FP THIS NOW

(__, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

i agree with all them

an i'm getting margarine everywhere doing it.

:D

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

Better than getting a buttering

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

That paints such a *great* picture...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

Replyin to dis right here.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

RIS?

...okay i've missed all of the news for the last 3 days due to a broken radio :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/apr/07/video-g20-police-assault

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

billy piper makes my skin crawl for some reason

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)

it's because she's not furry enough

I suggest you turn her into a squirrel

you'll feel better now

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)

hmm

for my next trick.

I require a "bikini billy"

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

is that australian gay slang?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

*LOL*

You're on fire tonight!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

GLEE!

OH MY FUCKING GOD..etc

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

it is now!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

she makes my foreskin crawl

which is similar I suppose

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

nice one

give 'em water cannons and rubber bullets i say, that'll learn the buggers. protest by all means, hide your face and chuck stuff at the old bill expect a whack or a good soaking.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

that's really nicely done. got the era spot on

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mozza, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

thought I'd seen this guy before...

(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

...a crash like a crack of Doom!...

...the echoes of this Holocaust rumbled and rolled... a distinct smell of sulphur... atomic destruction.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

now thats what i call a curry!

I wish i had a face like a badger
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)

if you had muscles on your muscles

and you stopped working out
would you look like this?
c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/62/l_d6820339699a420c9f20560dbaa2a5ce.jpg
TOAP = "you look tasty"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)

What the fat fuck!?!?!?!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)

HE'S GOT THE "MUNCHIES" FOR A CALIFORNIA CHEESEBURGER

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)

i think that MAYBE a woman...

c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/29/l_977b0c858677473f9d29de5933e419c0.jpg

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)

Really?

I don't really want to know for definate!!

*shudders*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

jesus christ, her fat is eating her

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

maybe she has a condition?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

*stuffs face full of burgers*

Waaaaah! It's glandular!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)

"ive' got big bones"

yeah covered in meat and gravy!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)

mmmmmm, meat

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

Ha ha ha!

It's a disease!

Yeah? What's the disease?

Everything tastes good :(

Apart from Salad right?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

ha ha ha

oh who says that? i remember that btu i can't remember who!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

It's Gervais innit :D

From the same bit that you just quoted :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

oh yeah

his tv show is crap but he does goodish standup
c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/1/l_66585b637f274c668e33c4831367e59e.jpg

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

You lost weight?

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)

little thanks for noticing

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

No worries you sex fiend you ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)

what is a corn dog made out of?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)

You're stupid.

It's omelette and bark.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

not stupid

uneducated
Thank you for your wisdom

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

So that's what happened to you..

*tempted to post "un-shopped" pic*

;P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

Ha!

You fucking dare!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

"I'M NOT FAT, I'M BIG BONED"

/Cartman blog

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

too slow :p

b3ta.com/board/9345935

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

He's slow because he is

~~fat~~ big boned....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

don't make me shoot you

I just had to shoot Stan, he was getting to old

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

Yeah, I am glad you shot him.

About time someone put him out of his Northern misery ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

I smashed up his zimmer, before I shot him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)

0h..teaming up are we?

But I want you to make fun of me, so i feel popular!!
/Clansoul

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)

Don't make me get the picture out

Ok I will

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

HAHAHA. I LIKE THAT PIC COS I AM A BIG COCK!

EVERYBODY LOVE ME PLEEEEEEAAAASE!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

I'm trying to not be amused by this picture

but I am failing.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)

my work here is done, which means I can get on with my writing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

I like the way the bellend looks a bit like a Craig David style beard.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

I don't see what you've done.

FUNNY JOEK!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

*BIG FUCK-OFF LOL*

Oh, so very true.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

hahaha!

Only 8 years older!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)

and the rest

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)

1980...1972...8 years.

Unless you lied of facefuck!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)

you are the same age as my ex

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

not even from the same context

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

Yeah, she is American

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)

Chronic cakeitus*

*she may have a condition

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

It doesn't look normal.

But maybe she just has a very unfortunate fat distribution

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

This is a lesson for everyone, don't stick an industrial hoover hose on your face and then turn it on

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

And then fill the bag with pies and put it on blow

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

dust pies

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)

christ, she's sitting around the house

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)

what the fooook?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)

Ha ha ha!

And ironically, that looks like one of the smallest babies i have ever seen!

All relative I guess :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

Thats no baby, it is a moon

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

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McBadger COW, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

oh dear, that sound like you know her

Is she an ex of yours?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

I'm afraid that CAN BE MILKED!

Oh my god!

If I qweren't busy fucking around with engineers, I'd animate that.

ps- shouldn't there be limitations on breeding! Oh nevermind. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

eat my clouding mushroom

you intergallatic sperm slug!

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)

We'd woo to your pic

but we're too busy getting steamed up at a Catnippp post.

Try again in a few minutes

(woo)

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)

yeah...i'm gonna start growing my own marijuana...

...that's not illegal...right?!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)

depends if you get caught i suppose

like most things to do with the law

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)

This is rather ace!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)

is that his face

or a woman in a green skirt bending over to pick up a box?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)

Bum eyes fanny nose.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)

up and down her knickers goes?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)

*high fives*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)

pervs!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

the discrete trouser trumpeter

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)

Phwor.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

yays.

I completely lost interest in this one. SO have a compo fail.

I'm not even going to compo it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

You were very brave for looking at that tossers face for that long

*pins medal on you*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

I like the atmosphere in this one . . .

it shows the novice beginner how to grow mushrooms right in ones backyard . . .

{{{CRACK of DOOM}}}

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

this is what happens when you try to make toats with THE TOATSER OF DOOM

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

HR 875
www.campaignforliberty.com/blog.php?view=12671

.

(Catnipppp, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)

I don't give a shit

Why can't you just live your life, instead of doing all this shit, that no one cares about.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)

pssst

I think this is his life.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

I can't be doing with his/her/it/alien posts

so on ignore it goes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)

Shirley if they were Italein posts

there would be big earthquakes and everything?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

yay I can insult you here and you wont see it

mooowahahahaa

you smell.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

get off my status

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)

it is mine to frottage till I stain the inside of my trousers

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

*moons Earl*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)

*gets camera tele lens*

Nope, not going to work
*gets wide angle lens*
Thats better

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

*shakes dangleberries*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)

now I am going to have to put the polarising lens on

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

I would ignore him, but the hilarity that ensues from people mocking him is priceless.

It's the reason I'm tempted to unignore clansoul.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

Clansoul is worth unignoring

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)

Is clansoul that much of a prick?

I've never seen him do anything that annoying, but some people seem to really dislike him.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)

He's tedious, and he makes such a big deal out of me ignoring him that it's quite entertaining

If he's simmered down and stopped being so whiney and childish about every little thing, I'd be tempted to give him another go

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)

you are going to have a long wait

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

He doesn't do it as often anymore,

but he still acts the knobber rather often.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

I bet he will see this post and make a massive deal about how I'm a prick and I'm ignoring him because he's trying to be nice.

He's stuck so far up his own ass that it's hilarious sometimes.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

Were you the one he had a go at for photoshoping his picture?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

We all used to do that!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)

I don't know, probably something as petty as that.

Then when everyone points out that he's being a knob for throwing such a hissy fit he goes HAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY, I'VE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY THE WHOLE TIME. I REALLY GOT YOU GUYS, HUH. HAHAHAHA. just to try and "fit in"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)

Well, yes.

However, up to the point at which he actually went off on one at me, I hadn't actually shopped a pic of him at all. I did afterwards though :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)

Haha.

He brings it upon himself, then bitches and moans that IT'S NOT HIS FAULT

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)

Fuck it.

It was this pic that got him all het up.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)

HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE PICTURE.

QUIT FUCKING WHINING, CLANSOUL.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)

My point exactly!

He then forced me into this scathing attack on his personal nature!

*awaits Earl Otterby to post his pic*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

CLANSOUL IS COOL!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

He's intolerable.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

i like clansoul but i think he should cut his hair

(yes I had long hair, he should listen to something or other, i wasn't really listening - hey look a cake! *nom nom nom* what? oh yeah... get a hair cut ya hippy :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

I ignored Catnipppp for a while

But all he's (she's?) really done is reconfirmed my opinions of conspiracy theorists and use my reason to prove him wrong, even if only to my own satisfaction.

Granted, this might not be the forum for such things...BRING ON THE SQUIRRELS WITH TITS!!!

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

I've always loved conspiracy theorists.

They take a tiny piece of "evidence", which can actually sometimes be plausible and persuasive, and push it to the point that just makes them look like dumbasses.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

The "evidence" is usually just an unanswered question

followed by a leap of logic that requires more gullibility than does the "orthodox" explanation.

Most conspiracy theories could not stand up to the theorists own logic if scrutinized in the same way.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

well then how did the world come to be?

it must of been a God that made it.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)

must HAVE

// jumping from popular internet argument #7 to #3

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spacefish bong!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)

I fiercely stand by my inaccuracies

and accuse you of heathendom for not accepting them as your own.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)

If you're posting that from a Windows system, your opinion is invalid.

/#4

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

Your all gay.

#26

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

the real conspiracy is that

oh.. hang on, guy in a suit at the door.

There's no conspiracy, everything is GREAT!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

Can you imagine what it's like watching a film like They Live with them?

They would just be sitting there nodding intently throughout the entire thing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)

Even during the obscure fight scene that starts because HE DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR THOSE FUCKING SUNGLASSES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)

that's what you get for casting a wrestler in your films

tis a good fight scene though :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

Fucking best fight scene ever.

"WEAR THE GLASSES."
"I'M NOT FUCKING WEARING THE GLASSES!"
*FIGHT*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

Erm...actually...

I did. I've worked in finance for so long that the plot of They Live is the only plausible explanation to me.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)

I find I shake my head erraticly while watching films as I find the wobbling screen adds a sense of "realism" and "urgency" to the experience

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)

It rarely is *evidence*, though. And that's the problem.

e.g. I love the way that complete amateurs can immediately become experts in any field. Identify the turbofan from a cruise missile via your parent's internet connection? Yeah - no problem.

Tossers.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)

One of my favorite cartoons has Bush and Colin Powell in the Oval Office

Bush explains his plan for the 9/11 attacks and Powell says "But what if some college kid with Photoshop zooms in on the photos and sees the bombs on the plane?"

Bush panics and calls the whole thing off.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)

FFS, WAT ABOWT BIDLIN 7 U DIKS

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)

That hornball perv.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)

FLUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)

dnt b h8in'

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)

i b dbl h8n, yo

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)

That'll teach 'em for growing non-EU-standard carrots

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

^This^

Who wants straight bananas, anyway?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)

You do know that they have got rid of those laws, now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)

Curse them.*

I don't want no stinkin' straight banana foo'

*really couldn't care

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

I couldn't care either

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

I'm pretty sure Stephen Fry told me they never even existed

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)

he says that to all the people he want to shag

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

I have had that assertion confirmed in a dream

he was disappointed I was straight, the poor dear.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)

I imagine it was a Daily Mail prank or summat, too

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)

forrins want your good valued english bananas to be filthy homosexuals

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)

hahahahah eh?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

terror potatoes!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

hahaha

this is a morris-esque phrase, truly.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

You'd know the truth if you opened your eyes and did some research.

LOLDUMBFUCK

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)

HIS EYES ARE OPEN. IT'S ALL THE SCIENTISTS IN THE WORLD THAT ARE CLOSED MINDED AND NEED TO STOP THE RESEARCH AND JUST USE SOME FUCKING IMAGINATION.

WAKE THE FUCK UP, TTSSATTSR.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

I HAVE RESEARCHED FOR HOURS EVERY DAY.

I KNOW THIS TO BE FACT. MY RESEARCH HAS GUIDED ME TO ANSWERS THE GOVERNMENT DON'T WANT US TO KNOW. WHEN WILL YOU REALISE THIS?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)

I'M SORRY, MY EYES MUST BE GLUED SHUT FROM ALL THE CHEMTRAIL CONTAMINANTS

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

I have fashioned protective eyefoilhats. Anyone who does their research would do the same. Don't be so naive.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

I like how it urges you to read the legislation

but gives no easy link for said legislation instead telling you what you should find wrong with it.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)

You don't expect people to read things in CONTEXT do you?

Heavens no.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

only to be told they should and then given the reasons why so they don't have to do it themselves.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

Conspiracy theorists thrive on unanswered questions

not facts and answers

*has not clicked link*

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

There is a link, actually.

But I haven't read it and probably can't be bothered, so I can't comment

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

yes there's two links

they lead to search results

one of which doesn't exist any more.

EDIT: and the other one just links you to a summary of the bill rather than the bill in full after a bit of clicking.. but this could be me being a tard.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)

And the other one finds what I assume is the relevant thing,

but I haven't really looked into it

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)

it does

I've been a tard :D

I can now see why the senators don't read them though.

EDIT: I will emphasise the word easy in my original sentence changing my meanings to suit this eventuality and pretending this implication is what was meant all along.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

If they can't be arsed, I certainly can't.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)

How many more times...

Purile arts community.

Not the place for pointless conspiracy which no one wants to know about, as we're here for art of a purile nature.

Like crudely drawn cocks. Everyone loves CDCs.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)

So very sorry for the inconvenience of my humor art

now we return you to your normal diet of squirting cocks and darth vadar babbling while another photochopped dog head on a flapping bird scrolls by.

ta ta.

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(Catnipppp, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

HUMOR?!

HUMOR! WHAT!?

In a very real sense, conspiracy theorists have no sense of humor.

Even if there are government agents who are tracking your activities, I've no doubt that even they find you quite dull, and wish that they didn't have to...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)

hey come on

it makes me laugh, poor F'ing gardeners getting arrested for cabbages, sorry, but i am rolling on the floor here Redouche'

All this crap makes me laugh, i see what makes you laugh, it is childish penis jokes.

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(Catnipppp, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)

Excuse me,

why are you dragging me into this?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)

I don't remember you being called Redouche,

Mr. Sushi.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

I seem to remember he referred to me by that name

once before :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

Hmmm. I'm not sure what 'Redouche' refers to, either.

Maybe it is meant to be 'Redsushi', or perhaps he meant "touché"?

Oh well, he clearly hasn't heard of the term 'schadenfreude', either...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)

That's more like it!

Hey, I liked your non-conspiracy art for what it's worth, and it's welcomed on this board.

We don't particularly care for links to stories such as those, however.

You're free to keep doing them for as long as the mods don't care, but don't expect a happy response.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

I can make you a tazer

then you can shoot it at your head

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

Yes we can appreciate you're 18 and think this is all new.

1) We have no liberties.
2) The world is run and controlled by plutocrats.
3) It as always been this wasy and always will.

Now do shut up there's a good chap.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)

Plutocrats, best of all the Russian Disney characters

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)

Plutocrats isn't a planet anymore.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

Was Plutocrats ever a planet? No. It's not there. The government want us to believe it's there to keep us subdued.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

~~subdued~~ sunburnt

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

Mars is actually a factory for PESTICIDES.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)

It is house

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

If he is indeed David Dees (which isn't in much doubt)

then he's probably older than 18.

I should really not know these things. Sigh.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

Meh. It's a septic.

They've got less liberties than the rest of us. They just think they do as television tells them they have.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

i want a glowing gun like the ladycop in the picture

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)

I want a ladycop.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)

You can't say ladycop. That is politically incorrect.

It's ladypig!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)

sorry, my fault

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

Ladyfuzz.

Oh wait that's something else.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

easy to get

ask for the TASER

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(Catnipppp, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)

You are fucking amazing!

Do you sell any prints of your work?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)

I've found something that I think makes me look clever and as if I have my own opinion even though I'm using someone elses.

Can I pretent to look politically intelligent put making an image and posting a link to?

Power to the people!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

FREE TOOTING!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)

Prints for SALE

Come and get them, as many as you can carry, just make an offer, no offers refused, signed and numbered, any number you want, we love numerology, we love to sign things too.

Which piece do you need a print of?

what? the TURD monster?

pssst.

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(Catnipppp, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)

I liked the alien you did.

I believe in Aliens.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)

None of these people are wearing hats

Clearly if you just stop being so closed minded and open yourself up to the love of hats deep down inside you. Open your heart to hats.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

food police?

fucking hell

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

Your mother smells of elderberries

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)

Blackadder insults FTW :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)

....no

but close

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

BUY FOOD...

...SAVE THE ECONOMY!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)

POLICE

cunts the world over...*spits*

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)

People get confused about the police being bad

it's people. People are cunts. some are fucking outrageously brutal and sadistic, some are only minorly so, and some get to the end of their tethers too soon and have a bad day at the office.

The copper who whacked that guy in the legs and pushed him over needs removing from the force as he clearly can't do the job right. But that doesn't mean the police are a bad thing.

If someone was threatening my family or trying to break in to my house I know I'd rather call the cops than try and arrange for a gang of mates to come and help out as quickly.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

It would have looked better for them if they'd investigated appropriately without needing videos to be released by the media.

I agree, it's the Policeman and not the Police at fault, although it also looks fairly bad for the Policemen who stood and watched an unprovoked assault.
If the officer is dealt with appropriately, and preferably criminally, the Police will look a lot better for it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)

apparently the police involved haven't come forward yet

which is inexcusable to say the least. Kick them out, make it clear that such action won't be tolerated. Then the police force is improved and the public is reassured.

/Jeremy Kyle blog

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)

According to a 'news just in' thing on channel 4 news,

the bloke who beat him with a baton and pushed him over has now come forward, which is nice of him.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

i've not seen the beating with a baton bit - was it filmed?

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

More or less caught by a channel 4 camera.

Fairly poor picture with people in the way, but it looks fairly convincing to me.
Here it is www.channel4.com/news/articles/uk/tomlinson+death+missing+moment/3076487

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

~~beating with a baton~~ gave him a small smack on the leg with a baton

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)

Which is an acceptable thing to do to people walking away from you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

but it was kind of my point,

i think the officer in question should be dealt with appropriately - but i'm fairly sure if i pushed someone over in a pub the worst that i'd get is a warning. he didn't actually kill the guy let's remember...

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)

point is he's meant to keep a level head even after a days people shouting abuse at him and pushing him back

he didn't act fairly, he needs taking aside and making an example of to return balance to the force :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)

speak sense you do

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

that would be an ideal outcome(except for the guys family)....

...but he'll probably just be moved to "backroom duties"...and a caution.If high ranking police are only intent on cover-ups,wrongful imprisonment,manipulating crime figures etc.then there's little any "good"cops can do except toe the line.Cops just seem intent on enforcing a stranglehold on ordinary folk.Laws come into force and no one even knows how.Lots of bad intent in the powers that be:(

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)

We'll have to wait and see what happens.

Also, laws are made by politicians, the Police just enforce them. I think it's the politicians you want for manipulating crime figures, too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

^this^

it's a shit job and you get the blame for other people making up the stats. If it was me I'd go crazy ape with a baton in an instant

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

you'll probably find that's where he came from

due to the numbers of rioters (and peaceful protestors) every copper had to step up that day and maybe he wasn't fully trained.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

It's like satire

only seamier, and without any satire.

Wrong audience, weak joke, and half assed conspiracy.....yawn yawn yawn

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)

well, that's what you get for messing with the neighbourhood housing association

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)

like i give a toss

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

Nice shop. I've had a quick look at HR 875, and there seem to be legitimate concerns.

Sure it's the USA, but I believe legislation with similar effects on 'indie' seed production was passed in the EU several years ago.

It's pretty easy for big business to pull off, I suppose. People are far-removed from food production, and think rather little about how it works. It takes quite a publicity campaign to shed light on what goes on. The same happened (for example) with the use of sweat shops in the clothing industry -- for many years no-one knew and no-one cared.

I'm sorry your post's garnered such a hostile reaction. It's an obscure subject (apparently), and with many people not knowing the background I suspect sympathy for your point of view will be rare.
Edit: oh, and humour/light-touch really really helps. Check out Beau Bo d'Or's posts! Lots of us are just here for the funnies.

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

Also, a great film

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

most ealing comedies are :)

kind hearts and coronets for the win :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

A classic!

And is this plane having a stroke?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

obviously he wasn't dividing by zero

something about a hive mind

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

I love them all

They are all wonderful, got them all

Although the bit in The Lavender Hill Mob, when they are running down the stairs of the Eiffel Tower (great bit of filming) makes me want to be sick

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

Ironically I'm going another ealing one as we speak:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)

I fucking love that film

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)

That's insane!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

in the brain!!!!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

in the memebrane?

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

Guess who's back, back again, Hitchcock's back....

Previously on Sushi's obsession....

b3ta.com/board/9344470
b3ta.com/board/9344210
b3ta.com/board/9344051
b3ta.com/board/9343977
b3ta.com/board/9343850

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

why doesn't this have the beastie boys on it?

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

Beastie Boys, Fucko!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

The problem here being the fact that neither of you 2 can spell

therefore didn't notice that sabotage is the name of the song. Not Sabbatage ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)

"Are the Muppets stronger?"

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

bindun?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

i ***** hope not, it took ages!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

*looks down*

I was babbling. Ignore me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

Who said that?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

Lord Lucan

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

Not in this compo

but many time:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

*waves arms and goes "yaaaaay!"*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

There is a picture of him in the paper today

With his top off, you can see all his muscle, but it looks like someone has put him in a skin that is 3 times to big for him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

The paparrazzi do love that Yoda

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

very very nicely shopped :)

triple woo

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)

Which of them has a hand up their arse?

Oh - and I hope no-one minds if I park this shite here;

(Guizmeaux, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

Did you know Bon Jovi

was French for good jovi?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

Ah, the mysteries of the Romance Languages.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)

Could be worse

Could be "Bon Jobbie".

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

You Scumbag

You Haggard!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

These words

are meant to be censored!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

xxxxx xxxxx

like that, you mean?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

Aw I never knew you cared!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Why is it always denial in your posts?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

that's exactly right..

except for the bits that aren't!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

agreed

~~Wobbly Bloke~~ last thought about your chocolate covered mum on, Wed 8 Apr, 17:49, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply)

.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

I can't see some of that post, I have Wobbly Bloke on ignore

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

No.

It's "You scumbag" "You're haggard".

RONAN DECREES SO.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That made me super fury when I heard it :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

and you point is....

* Nija Edited

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

You cheap lousy maggot!

Merry Christmas my arse! I'd rather be dead!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Lovely work

And a fine, fine film as well. I love James Robertson Justice's stuff; always so bloody OTT. If he was still around today I bet he'd be a b3ta meme.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

I had a naughty dream about Winehouse the other day,

it troubled me in many ways :(

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

was this in your dream?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*goes to happy place
*goes to happy place
*goes to happy place
*goes to happy place
*goes to happy place
*goes to happy place
*goes to happy place

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

would

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

Five years ago

WOULD

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

Thats probably the most I've laughed all week

Which just shows the crappy level of humour I am ... erm "at"

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)

yes please :)

also in other news.. as it's wednesday

here's my paltry attempt at a compo suggestion:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post401151

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

I voted for it.

Three Irishmen walk into a pub.

First one asks "Jamaica?"

The barman says "No - Eric."

Do I win £5?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

I'm a frayed knot

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

Why did the golfer always carry an extra pair of trousers?

Because he was incontinent.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

thass not an old punchline though..

tis a new one.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

And that was just the teachers!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

when i clicked reply

it said something about 28 years..

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

And then I got off the bus!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

28 years old I was!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

no sound currently :(

computer is fuckéd

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

Must. Repent.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

Why did the good samaritan cross the road?

To get to the other side......

*tumbleweeds

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

*ahem*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

Ha!

Nicely :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

Wonderful film

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

HOLY FUCK EVERYONE! I LOVE HORSES IS DEAD!

www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

Really, it is.

Is this news or just a whale in the Thames?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

Whale. Thames.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

Arse.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

Slight whaleness

Got to go, lovelybuns *hug* x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

Tra!! :)

xxxxxx

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

ur abowt a munf late, possum.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

Let the battles begin!

(bob-geldof, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

I hate Chuck!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

What is the point of chuck?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Someone for Bruce Lee to kick?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

For Jackie Chan to kick?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

Look! It's Jackie Chan!

Look! It's Jackie Chan!
Look! It's Jackie Chan!
*ad infinitum*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

I think for superfluous bravado based analogies.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

you are the point of chuck norris

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

What is the chuck of point?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

about 5 yards

although it varies greatly depending on the dircetion and velocity of the wind.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

I wood chuck chuck.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Ah! But how much, though?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

DING!

Wrong.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

That's Numberwang

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

No it's 7

This is scince. THere is no room for arguing with science.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

NO ITS NOT.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

I poopoo your lack of science sir!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

I poopoo your poopoo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

I said I poopoo you sire.

poopooing is also science and as a result can not be poopooed!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

NO.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

Good. YOu agree with me then:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

LIKE FUCK

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

don't we all dearie?

chance would be a fine thing...

/mrs Slocum's pussy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

Snortle

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

night poppet

see you the morra marra

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Night chap

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

I saw Mrs Slocum's pussy once

They had to put it down, the worse case of mange the vet had ever seen.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

...then you'll love the new Fuck Booster from JML

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

it comes with detachable attachments!

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

and attachable

detachments?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

yes and more!!

all for the low low price of £5.99

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

You silly *shoves*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

*solid as a rocks*

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

*SHOVES*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

*solid as an avalanches*

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

THAT WASN'T THE NEXT LINE!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

and nothing changes? Is that it

something about hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

I have no idea.

I can only presume the next line is 'So whip it out and take me over the counter, you stunning black bastard' or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

Ohhhhhh kay then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

Although on searching google for these lyrics I appear to have somehow made up a song.

WHAT GOOGLE?! THAT WAS REAL SONG!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

I'm getting Arrested Development flashbacks

to both these quotes but non of them in conjunction

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

It was a song.

"You're so solid. Solid as a rock."

That was a really famous song wasn't it? What the hell is going on with the universe?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Yes

with the hot hot hot hot hot hot hot. I wasn't just being friendly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

I knew I should have suspected something...

Though google searching either 'solid as a rock' or 'hot hot hot hot..' didn't seem to return anything individually.

Weird

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

it's on a tape in Arrested Development they use it as a slogan for their homes which leads to ironic circumstances

this is where the confusion begins to set in.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

And from whence the humour arose.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

sorry mr. preordained responce guy

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

You must. follow. the script.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

I'm so angry.

Angry as a rock.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

retachable

entachments?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

and retinal enhancements

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Also with necessary accessories

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

no.

even JML wouldn't take it that far.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

And moustachioed attacheos?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Also, what did he sing?

Was he in Oasis or summat???

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

yes, he was.

in all of them...

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

Roughly, and without lube?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

*up chucks*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

His beard still looks like he's glued carpet samples to his face.

That's not real hair!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

I'd certainly pay to see him evicerated by our Xenomorph overlords

...and on that rather bizarre post, I have to go sell my flat.

buh-bye, one and all!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

bon chance

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Later Sir.

I'm away too, to cook a curry..Yum!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Don't you mean, reheat the ready meal that meals on wheels brought you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

enjoy that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

bye sir *waves*

*hugs*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Right - well - I'd better pootle too

I've got a fecking report to finish before the weekend and I've just remembered that's tomorrow!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Bye Prof

*waves*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

toodle ooh

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

LOVE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

In space...

...Check can hear you scream.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Where can I get Chuck Norris' album?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

this

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

Repost for Comp

(kiwi damo, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

Whoops.

You appear to have done it wrong.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

oops

I just lurk here occasionally. Sorry for the faux pas.

(kiwi damo, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

"Reply" now lets you choose "challenge entry" too. Was this always true?

...I have a vague memory that, in times past, the only way to repost-for-compo was — gasp! — in a new thread. (If true, that would explain why many long-time lurkers get caught out).

Does anyone remember? rob? spacefish? cr3?
Err, what did I come in here for again? *wanders off*

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

YOU VILL BE SHOT!

*nazis*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Well, she's certainly taller than Tom Cruise...

nicely, sir

Edit: You shouldn't have *said* it was a repost...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

You will have his lawers after you now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Scientology cunts can get tae fuck...

When throwing up, late at night on the Tottenham Court Road, I make a bee-line to their front door.

'Ave it!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

nice

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

Kylie Minigoo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

Goody goody

(Splurgy, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

give it a rest, will you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

Is she dead?

Now go and do the holiday work your teacher set you.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

Racist LOLs

(

Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

tattoo :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

all the things she said, all the things she said

running through my head, running through my head, all the things she said...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

Oh thank you, that is now stuck in my head

*goes and blasts it out with some Bach*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

I found Elgar first, Bach will be on it a minute

Who was it you said the other night?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Richard Strauss.

Download Metamorphosen.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

I knew it was someone I knew off

Ta, lovely

*goes to download*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

\o/ enjoy

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

I will :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

Hello Twreacle

I was in a meeting today and I wrote a poem:

I HAVE TOILET PAPER HAIR
AND A TOILET PAPER BEARD
MY TOILET PAPER PUBES
ARE TOILET PAPER WEIRD
MY TOILET PAPER SHIRT
AND TOILET PAPER SHOES
MY TOILET PAPER HAT
MY TOILET PAPER TREWS
MY TOILET PAPER PANTS
CAUSE A TOILET PAPER RASH
MY TOILET PAPER SOCKS
ADD A TOILET PAPER DASH
OF TOILET PAPER FASH.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

:D that's awesome

and I love you about 200% more now, which is just silly amounts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

\o/

*does the toilet paper dance*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

silly amounts, young man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

Needs more magenta for Marley's cock

Oh no, my mistake, he's brown.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

Nicely shopped!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

Top stuff!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

Nice shop

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

clik.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

large:D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail

This ivory leg is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye

White whale - holy grail

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

err...

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mozza, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Now that's just fucking silly :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

oh dear god...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

If Des Lyneham had a sex change....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

and then plaited his head :)

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mozza, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

*shudders*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

he would be a women with a tash

making him the man dyke of a relationship

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

He's got "Fuck Off" tattooed on his top lip.

Got it done when he was drunk.

Regrets it now, of course.

Which is why he wears a moustache.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

Plait?

But your user name is mozza?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Fucking hell that's painful.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

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mozza, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

OH DEAR GOD O_O WTFH??!!!!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

They owe you NOTHING!

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

...apart from a bottle of mindbleach

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mozza, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

Actually...

... You owe me new eyes!

Nice!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

Dear Christ.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

oh good god, no.......

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

Is it my fault

that she looks like each of the goss brothers?

Well yes, I know technically I carried out the surgery, but she asked for it!

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

you know what, you can't notice the difference :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

nnngnn

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

HAHA

This game I would play. Actually, she looks like a boss character from Super Punch Out!

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

Yah!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

*cannot unsee*

Arrrrrggghhhhh!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

Spare a thought for me..."cannot un-wank!!!*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

You shouldn't be wanking to bros anyway

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

^ this, with a superlative course of therapy thrown in for good measure

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

definitely would..

NOT:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

CANNOT UNSEE !:(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

this made me guffaw far more than it should have

thank you

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

Wood ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

whimsicals:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How silly :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

hahaha

A lad in chaps!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

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