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# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# pffft
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# What should I do/draw/shop/etc?
Got any good theme?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Richard Nixon denying the holocaust through interpretive dance.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# whilst his ball bag hangs out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# That is a silly idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# The meaning of arbitrariness.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# pft
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# A tetrachromat perceiving unuual non-spectral colours
consisting of both blue and green wavelengths, but... without turquoise!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# awwww, can we get some "Keep off the grass" signs and then go to a rehad centre and up them all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# hahhaha. oldie but a goodie.
i just found i share my birthday with adam west! and olive from on the buses
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I think I share mine with Anna Kournikova.
And yet she still never returns my calls.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I've been playing with photoshop


I was asked by a friend to zalgo her.
I've only ever touched up photos before, how did I do?
(Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Did you get arrested?
If not, I'd say you did good.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# i think it would be more zalgo-y if there was less face
and more enveloping evil black mass.


HE COMES
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I touched up a photo once.
It called the police.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# You obviously forgot to get rid of the fuzz.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# yehryehryehryehryehryehryehryehr
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# SCREW OFF BONO
D:
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# :D
while i'm 'ere-nice stop motion stuff y'doin..:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] No apoligies to any Newcastle United fans
I am praying I do not end up eating my words



Click for Flash version. Haway me bonny bonny lads
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Happy shops are open again day!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Fucking easter, coming along, shutting my shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# On a bank holiday?
It is a bank holiday, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Lidl's open at least. I know that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Fuck yeah you can buy beer and smokes again!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# the newsagents were open
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Oh please make this come true and that they just keep on going down and down and end up in the non-leagues
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# If I could of made it happen, you wouldn't of needed to ask.
Trust me.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# a big fuck off stadium empty, apart from fat topless John, who has painted the newcastle strip on to himself with markers pens
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Aye
and all their glory hunting fans from the pit villages sneaking back to Sunderland as if they had never been away.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Newcastle seem to think that they have this god given right to be in the top 4 of the premiership every year
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# No fear.
Sunderland'll do enough to just avoid the drop. Middlesboro, Newcastle and West Brom to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I am there every week
We created a ton of chances vs Man Yoo yesterday. Hope we play the same for the next two and we should be fine.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Do you still come out to Prokofiev?
I could never decide whether I thought it was refreshingly different or overly pretentious.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# sunderland come out
to the theme of steptoe and son ;)
(JoePesky, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Get me some duck tape, my sides are splitting
The novelty of Prokriev has worn off a little now, but it is still used.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# i don't mind toon fans
it's just the bloody chairman and journos who're making it all a loada shite. but surely if he wanted to do management he should've gone into coaching 5 years ago
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Hello.......

...is it a scary big clay head of love you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha
We only talking about that earlier, when we talking about what would of happened if Jesus had been called Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# BANG!
...And the nails are gone! Heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha :D
Hi, I'm Barry Christ and this is Cillit Bang
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# who doesn't endorses shitting on mice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# horses endorses, of courses
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# horses are evil
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# horse is a ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# no, they are just evil bastards, that should be eaten
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# David Bowie has now been top by Melissa Joan Hart reading peter and the wolf
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# nope i have now found worse, Captain Kangaroo reading it
although the sean connery one and the Sir john gielgud one are good

and there is no way I am going to listen to the Lenny henry or sting version of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ahahaha EPIC!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Yays!
This would have, in my opinion, made that movie all the more scary! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# i love the fact that the clay lionel has become a cult icon
it's often underrated in the world of internet memes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# it really fucking is.
it's jut such an icon of everything that is wrong with being a teacher and stalking a blind student and calling her in the middle of the night singing an awful ballad down the phone only for her to make a big fuck off clay bust that looks nothing said teacher/stalker/rapist/m.o.r crooner.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# well, to be fair to the blind teacher, she is blind
er..and an actress in a music video, which is where my argument falls down a bit, your honour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I'm surprised Chia Obama
hasn't exploded in popularity. Walgreens removed it under pressure of complaints. It comes in even comes in two styles, happy and determined.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# .
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha
Even he says the head looks fucking terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# hahah
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# OH GOD! OH JESUS!

The Wicker Man Special Easter Edition
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# i was only just thinking that the wickerman could do with a bit of jeeebus
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Not the erotic chocolate covered kind unfortunately.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# funny you should say that

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# !
I'll go find some nutella and meet you on msn later...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i want nutella rubbed all over my blind tits!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# THE INTERNET CAN PROVIDE!
Oh yes, rub me like that...
Now wear the habit and say 'Oh what a lovely tea party'

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Fucking hell it's been ages since I last pissed about/made vague sexual advances towards you hasn't it?
I'm being incredibly shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# looks like i'm going to the london bash
so i can proceed to scare the crap out of you in return if you'll be there.
providing i can figure out the trains and/or crash at red sushi's.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Don't know if I'll go.
Went the last time and unsurprisingly my lack of drinking and social ineptness just led to me standing around not really knowing who to talk to and experiencing an unsurpass feeling of dread.

Plus I'd only get jealous and want you to talk entirely to me anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# come for an hour or 2 then!
and you can sit on my lap, you're only wee.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Maybe.
I'd probably only act all pathetic and sympathy worthy so I can manipulate your attention anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# awww sweetie.
you on facebook yet?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Nah, don't really do all that stuff.
Plus I ain't really got that much to tell.

"Jeru has 0 friends requests"
*single solitary tear*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# OH GOD! OH BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# BARRY CHRIST!
Private Detective™
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# See, it sounds so much better.
Barry Christ works so much better then Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# How do you that?
I've always wanted to make a Thomas The Tank Engine coming down the line saying 'woo!', but never knew how...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# got the clip off youtube, cut out half the frames, reseized it and added la richie in photoshop then animated it in image ready.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# As in 'print screen'ing every few frames?
Hmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# no, vixy.net download it as the web one never works
convert the file to avi, use a screen capping programme to get the frames, then layer them all together in photoshop.

i learnt how to do it from making littlie movie icons for my livejournal years ago, i just searched up a load of tutorials
www.gawariel.com/tutorials/photoshop-tutorials/how-to-make-a-movie-icon
and just applied it to a bigger scale of animating and adding lionel richie heads.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] weird
how i created this only few days ago, yet there is now a comp for it:

(Kierz, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I'm not familiar with the verb to incest.
Please describe it to me in graphic detail.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Im supprised its 18+
They normally put a blur over the sex-bits
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# You can get HACKS
DUR BRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# weird
how you are totally unable to read the bit that says don't repost your old shit in new threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I LIEK SIMS
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Quick
Do a gif with gameplay footage
(vladk2k, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hello, I have been playing with 3D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Whoa...
That's stupendous. Have a click.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# it animates and everything!
well, not yet (looong rendering time on my slow computer). Followed some tuts for 3ds max, I'm now in love
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Doesn't need to animate.
The sense of motion and peril is really convincing.

I've no idea how much skill it took to make, but it's really effective and that's what counts.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# that's very impressive
is that a midget over by the phone box?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I think so : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# HULK SMASH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# whoa!
does it animate?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I'm rendering it out now
takes about 25 mins I think
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# doesn't sound too bad for an anim
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# That's great,
love the motion effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# typical council workmanship this road is
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I recognise those pieces of tarmac
www.vimeo.com/2925254

I love Video Copilot too ;)

Nicely done btw
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# thanking you :D
wowee, that's blummin grand! And pretty much what I had in mind next!

3ds is a wonderful little device, how have you got on with it doing new stuff since that vid?

urg, render time going up to 1hr 20.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Used the same technique for this too
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# ah yes, I remember this!
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Ia Ia Cthulhu ftagn!
I want to be able to click replies aswell now.
(Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# you can!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Fucking hell I didn't realise there were more threads down here!
That's a bit good.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# ta muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Periodic fun
(samwisethesick, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# that is to small, can you make it bigger please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# i have made it bigger for you
i have
(samwisethesick, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# that's sciencewang!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I see what you've done there.
But why only one fluorine?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# ^ This.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I suspect either
a lack of education or pure laziness. :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# A theory the joke its self seems to support
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# mainly
laziness
time of night
(samwisethesick, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Hehe! ;)
Although someone's now bound to enpicturise the "Piss Of An Arse Cock"... :,(
(My money's on Dr.D!)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Piss... of... what?
Uh...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Piss of arse cock,
eye of newt....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# i've been fighting the urge to do this all day

i nearly stopped on the first frame, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# FWIW...
...I loved the Zalgo meme and still do.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# ^-^
I now expect to see all the old "He comes... ZALGO!" Garfield strips to be redone with:
"He comes... JESUS!"

*secretly hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# i was going to do jesus' head bursting out of garfield's eyes
it was a bit of a daunting task skills-wise though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# This is definatley what the world needs
moar lovecraftian memes!!!

*click*
(Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# ...ahem...

/coat
(ccc, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Woo
Please put me out of my misery and tell me who he is because the name won't dislodge itself from the dark recesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Powell, Enoch.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# my first reaction was "david niven?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# From his famous 'Nivens of Blood' speech.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Would that be the David Niven clone mark I?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# did some one say
RIDE THE WASHING MACHINE?
b3ta.com/links/Washing_machine_ride
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# woah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Q_mptaUUc&feature=channel_page
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I thought it was Ben Stiller's old man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I thought
it was one of Fritzels sprogs
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# It could be Fritzel
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Nice body hair if it is,
you can see why his daughter went for him, the little minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# he would be a hit with the gay bears
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Rivers of blood...
...out of his arse.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# more then likely by now
I'm sure they have or will beat the crap out of him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Unless he's been locked up with like-minded men.
In which case he's in some sort of incest-lover's holiday camp/support group.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I doubt it
Bet he commits suicide by the end of the year
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Someone really needs to start a book on that.
The odds won't be great, but it'll be fun at least.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Wonder what odds
Ladbrokes will give on a Fritzel suicide / Obama assassination double?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Seven figures to one, I reckon.
It's got to be worth a 50p bet, surely.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I am so tempted.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Please don't make me...
...it's a bad enough pun as it is...


...oh alright - it's Enoch Powell
(ccc, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Oh FFS hahahaha
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
#
..
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I'll raise you your Ewoch
with my Obi Wan Kenoch



He's just visible below Luke Sky-Gorbachev.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Christ, I thought that was Thatcher.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It is
with bagels.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# As long as she brings smoked salmon, cream cheese, lemon and pepper as well, she's welcome to breakfast.
A good bagel transcends politics.

::Edit:: I'll make the coffee.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Oh god, I've found an album of peter and the wolf read by David Bowie, it is fucking awful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Now i've found one done by Patrick Stewart, it is wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Remix time! Bowie Vs Stewart : Wolf!
(try to get Shatner's version in too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Got to find the Shatner version :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# All hail the Shat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Hahah
I have that one too

terrible
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# It sounds like he is on the bog recording while he has a shit
and at the end of each sentence he pushes a turd out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# hehe
have a star wars related Pearost from last night

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# ooh nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Doodling and photoshopying
(MichaelGalethe1st, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# i'll look a fool in a minute
when did firefox get a new redex?

edit, told ya! also, that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# last year
Did you get the albino domo?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# yup
last i saw it was a multi coloured something or another.

and that really is a sweet pic
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# holy shit... otterby's a russian agent!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# God fucking yes, I love Russia, not Russia now, medieval Russia
The bats squeak in the night?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# what was so marvellous about medieval russia?
1860 london ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# It was just madness and they were kicking seven shades out of each other
Plus it was when the Russia we know was starting to form, and the warfare and weaponry, :P'''''

1860's London, most definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# That I like, I like a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Hey man
Nice work.
Looks kinda like you did it in chocolate syrup on glass.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# i recognise that couple kissing
have you posted something similar before, or have i got deja vu?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# u do not have deja vu- I figured the guy didnt work
(MichaelGalethe1st, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# *roots through your profile*
ah! you did post it before, but you've trimmed it up nice like. it's vere pretty
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# cheers
incidently I like
b3ta.com/board/8680570
(MichaelGalethe1st, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# thanks, i think it's my masterwork
minimum effort, poorly-executed, and it's the one thing i've done at all recently that i get emails about. fnord's law at work
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# did you use the neon glow effect in PS?
looks nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# The early prototypes

were never a huge hit at OCP hq
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# *SEVERS*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I've just realised, where is catnippp?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# He was about the other day
something about hamburgers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# but it has gone past his posting time, every day round about that same time
It makes the day feel wrong if he hasn't posted

I missed that, as I was out for a change
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# And television, I think.
It was just a picture, for once.

He really is a prize tool though:

"Somehow I still had the idea english people lived a rock and roll fantasy everywhere you looked, with colorful hair, clothes, attitudes, and a confident swagger and style that the rest of the world could only try to mimic. Boy, was I wrong..."

from www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27514
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
#
"WOW, that was great to read. Having someone like David Dees really behind Icke can only be a good thing."
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Easier to push them into a canal that way.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# that made me laugh out loud :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# pfffffft, hahahaha :D
He maybe a tosser, but I find them all intriguing and funny at how stupid they are
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I thought we all lived in quaint cottages
and drank tea and ate cucumbers on the lawn

what-ho?

or something

honestly, folk really love to fill the void
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# *cough*
keep smoking, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# there you be :D
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Listening to inspiring tunes.
Well, angry tunes, to be more precise. And I'm bleeding all over my keyboard.

*Damn it*

*gets cloth*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# The inclusion of a Mac Classic is inspired.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# It was either that
or an Amiga 500, but the mac felt more iconic :D
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# It definitely works better.
Well, in this context at least. ;-D
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# It's a worn out f5 key
superglued to a flump.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I hated the Flumps.
Pootle's adenoidal whinging made me want to strangle the voice talent.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# fuck thats epic
good job
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Thank you Sir!
The result of a boring evening after a rough easter :D
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# It's HIS day so let him celebrate bunny day
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Seams fair enough,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# seams horse or it didnt happen
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# oooh kandinsky stylee
nice
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Slight TJ: I've always wanted to ask this;
When inserting an object into a pic where part of the original pic will be in front of the insertion, (like Jesus' arm there) what's the best way of doing it?

I always cut away the bit to be in front, paste in the new object, then re-paste the top layer and use the soften brush to clean up seams.

Is that about it?
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# That is what I tend to do.
I would cut too much arm away, then erase the edges of the arm and, if they are wrong, erase part of the egg.

Use feather and then burn/dodge the under piece.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Thanks, Pedantichrist.
It was the only way that made sense, but I always get the feeling that I'm making it hard for myself.

(Fnarr-fnarr)
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# pretty much this
but i've no idea what dodge and burn does, tried to use it once and messed up.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I just pick a tool, play with it, and see what comes out.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# i use very few of them
wand, erase, lassoo and a bit of messing with colours/brightness for most stuff, i don't have a clue what most of it does and the pen tool was invented by the devil.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I can't use the pen tool either.
But I can't help but think it would be improved for me if I bought a tablet.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# yay! and time for the annual outing of these:




any more?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# But the "Indy" one wouldn't work!!
It wouldn't roll!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# well have these then:



(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Still all brill.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# and from the best film ever made...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger egg cup
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# The vader one is my favourite!
Somehow he looks like he's saying "What? Do I have something on my head? What?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Even if you put it on its side it would just wobble and go round in a kind of funny circle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# But if it cracked he would be drowned in fondant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I know a guy who works for cadburys, he was there when the cream egg fondant machine exploded and covered the factory in fondant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# haha, best explosion ever!
fondant shrapnel is woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# 'zactly


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Happy bunnyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# haha, beat me to it,
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# There's a distinct lack of creme egg imagery on this machine
All i have is this scanned wrapper
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Hah!
Great minds!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# aww!
yes indeed, this is nice. i have a new-found love for our saviour. chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# he saved us so we can eat more choccie
thats real hero territory
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# .
Photobucket
.
:Edit: Thank you for lovely comments. I've had this in my head for years without realising it was B3ta-fodder.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# the white xone is for loading and unloading only
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# :-D
Thank you!
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# NURSE
he is out of bed again




:)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Ning Earl


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# 'ning Stan
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Recovering from alcohol abuse.

I think I actually need that nurse!!
Hows yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# My head feels like it might explode
I think this might be due to me smoking for the first time in 12 years yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# That's just wrongness!!
Bet you don't try that again!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I have done, had 4 so far today
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# *tuts*
*Give dis-approving looks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# The little one's in awe of him.
Lovely!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# :)
I can imagine it pronouncing the bold-face 'Lead' as well, in a pedantic fashion.

DINO-pedantic fashion!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I like the idea that dinosaurs were terribly pedantic.
"No, I'm not a Brontosaur - there's no such thing. I'm a Diplodocous".
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# "And in fact, /techincally/ I'm not even of order Dinosauria - which, as you know...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# funking beautiful :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Haha
wonderful
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
I cannot however stop reading a word in the first line as "anus" :)
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Yep.
B3ta does that to you, definitely.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# ha ha, yes indeed!
Good thinking, have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# ha ha!!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# As it Real Photo-Studio Sunday

Thought I would share my new studio: Interfit EX-150 MKII 2 x 150watt heads with stands and sync cables, Softbox and umbrella (unfortunately had a small accident with this and a couple of the arms brokes). I also got a new background support frame which is holding up my chroma greenscreen cloth. It's all very cramped and I i'll have to clear out a lot of stuff to free more space up but my main problem is that my Nikon D70 doesn't have a flash sync port and I forgot to get a Hotshoe Adapter D'oh! so I'll have to wait until next week for the one I ordered from Amazon.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Bloody hell
Our front bedroom looks like a budget version of that right now! Nice kit, :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Is that where you do your pr0n?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# But of course, want to show me your wears?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I've got new socks on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Ive somehow found b3ta unbrella site
whats going on?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Marvellous.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# i'd call you a nerd
but i realise i've posted source code on this page. sun worship day is a time for nerding, clearly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I'd wear the name nerd with pride
but alas I'm only a learner nerd.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# lerd
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Ooooh, get you, with your studio :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# it's alright for some, eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Yeah get her and her fancy ways
bloody 'ell some of us would be happy with regular meals ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Sod the food, I hardly eat anyway
Right I really need to sort out a SLR camera for next year

But taking photos in a studio is easy, much harder outside, more so when you are doing wildlife shots
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# tell me about it :S
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Trying to take photos of fog, that is a bit of a bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Going on holiday at the end of May beginning of June
to Cornwall. I friend of ours has invited us down and he's the chief photographer for the Pitt River Natural History Museum in Oxford and he will showing me how to take good landscape photography.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# balls to being shown, I like to do it by trial and error :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# trail and error?
is that a deliberate landscape photography gag?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# No, that is my head not working
Due to me smoking yesterday and a bit today
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Well I've mostly done things by trial and error
I did photography at college and gained an A+ in GCSE photography but had to drop out due to lack of cash before I completed the A-level part and thus go onto University for a Higher National Diploma and then onto bigger stuff - so for much of my adulthood I've had to live rather frustrated by not being able to fulfil my dreams :( This in some small way compensate but can never replace my lack of career options.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# do you flickr?
as I've just started into all this malarky for a hobby, I'm keen to see what other b3tans who enjoy photography take snaps of, to give me inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# the new uploader thingy is pants nasty habit of triplicating pics and crashing
i re installed 3.0 the other day
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Oh, thank fuck it isn't just me
It has been an arse just lately
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# i spent a couple of days upping more pussy pics
got pissed off and reinstalled the one that worked fine, i don't need all the bells and whistles
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I hope that first line is your quote on the stats board
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Not yet
I don't have as many photos as I would have liked to share on flickr. I might set an account up - but my main problem is getting out to places to take photos because at the moment James isn't too well with his pancreatitis and I seem to be working most of the time. But I will endeavour to make more trips out.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# there's always indoor shots
I've been playing with setting up small scenes for macro shots etc. (Poker set ups: cards, chips, whiskey etc)
Mind you, those ones have yet to be uploaded to flickr. At the mo, it's all big cats, quays, ducks and landscapes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# you have big cats
* wanders off to flickr
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# here:
www.flickr.com/photos/simonpegg1976/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# nicely
don't tell jahled he'll be planning an away day
my latest batch are here:
www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/sets/72157616420549810/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# some beautiful photos there :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# point shoot and pray
i work on the law of averages, the more you take the more likely you are going to get something, god bless digital
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# If I can't get out because of the weather, I play about doing set up shots and playing with the settings
I want to have a go at some portrait photos, It is just finding someone who is up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I actually bought a camera, wanting for ages to get one and do some decent photography.
So far I took some photos when it snowed, and that's it for the whole 4 months I've had the camera. The sum total of five photos on my flickr account.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I look forward to seeing your photos
Also any suggestions you can give me would be welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Get a good DSLR and invest in some good lenses
I like Nikon but Canon do excellent cameras too and the Sony camera is pretty damn good for it's price. But ownership of a DSLR isn't important as there are a lot of very good compacts out there, but being as DSLRs are pretty cheap thesedays and if you like do different styles then being able to change lenses is good.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I am going to get a DSLR next year, need to save and work out what I want
The camera I have got is a good one start out on, it is one below a SLR camera and you can get some great shots from it.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# best museum i've ever been too
love those drawers of stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# hehehe, I've just started out on taking snaps as a hobby (as the good earl below will tell you)
it is good fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# just started out, you are too good sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# pffft, around 2 weeks worth of snapping, I'd call it the photo equivalent of beginner's luck ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I think photography is about 95% luck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# and 5% camera ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# no, 2% camera and 3% not getting caught with your trousers around your ankles
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I know, she will get all laa dee daa, now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# la de dah de dah de la de dah
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# hehehe *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# that chair could do with a nice floral cushion to brighten it up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Hehe it's a photographic table
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# *something about this being vital for bus driving*
*envies*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah well I don't go for posh meals out,
or nightclubbing, and holidays have been few and far between and nothing exotic - so my 'fun' money is ploughed into my hobby of Photography and Video ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# a good field to furrow,ma'am
and you furrow it well :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# A george lucas
scene if I am not much mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Yes I will refilm the entire star wars
in my back bedroom just me, James and the dog Smokey as Darth Vader.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# The green cloth is a blood splatter screen, the umbrella folds down to a point stabs into your skull and extends out into a spinning blade,
The other instruments are designed to attach onto your eyes by suction and suck out your brain juice.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Damn my torture den has been rumbled.
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I don't know why either
(Peter_G, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# now carve them into a mountain range :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I don't think gimp has the plugin
(Peter_G, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I think there's an erosion tool
but it takes ages apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Worst. Boyband. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I shall build on this idea :)
(Peter_G, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Mate made me draw this way back when
i thought itd make a good entry :)

(Tappity is touching your inner child, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Your internet other half is getting it on with Jeru
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# He can have her.
She is a filthy speccy rapist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# ha ha This occurred to me also while playing Stalker :D
edit: I seem to be stuck in a gaz discussion with a 19 y.o who has just discovered alternative culture / religion..... and think they fucking invented it too :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# you talking to I'm an Idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# yeah, when some folk discover something they think they invented it
this behaviour isn't just limited to teenagers tho

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# mostly americans
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# but, they're so free!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I read that and got the sketch from Big Train
the one with jockeys in the wild being hunted by prince
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Good, I hate that adviser
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Don't worry, little computer dude:
If games have taught me anything; it's that all that time I spent studying biology, and first aid, were wasted.

If you need assistance, you just need to wander around until you see a First Aid Kit lying on the floor; then walk over it. Serious injuries will be cured in seconds, and those pesky bloodstains will vanish too!
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# the duckpond just got dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Dinoduck!
sounds like somekind of drain cleaning product - haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# *huggles back*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# An albino too the unlucky bugger :D
He / she / it's quite cute
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# holy fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# A new Jacqui, but I deleted part of her neck by accident and cannot be arsed any more:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# OH DEAR FUCKING GOD O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Whhhhyyyyyy? Why did you have to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# you owe me a new set of eyes
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# hehehehe!
in other news essential sent me some palin by the pool pics,
thesuperficial.com/2008/11/sarah_palin_all_casual_all_sex.php?bfm_index=2&bfm_page=0
i couldn't help myself NSFW
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/easter-bunny_sml.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# pffffft :D
edit: you didn't really have to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# you just can't help it, can you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# it wasn't my fault
i thought i'd got it out of my system, but m3essential pushed me over the edge again.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# argghhh!

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Ducks are just rabbots, turned through 90 degrees.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
#
PSY AI AI!
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# It's Arthur!!
Where's Flacco now?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)
# That's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# yays
also yays as I'm b3taing in the comfort of my lil loft beddybies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I recognize that duck!

yours is much more sinister though.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# ha ha ha I like this
LOTS
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# ducks: awesome
dinosaurs: awesome

this post: DOUBLE AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# woo yay
houpla
click!
I like this alot :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Let's go to woik. On an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I thought we'd been rick rolled for a moment there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# i love your stuff so much.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# oooOOOooo
You've got a boyfriend.

*shuffles back to the playground*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hahahaha. i wish.
other than red sushi noone will have me.


just gotta work on getting him to leave fucking london, then spike his drink, rape him, then marriage and a mortgage.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Sounds like a plan
Have you tried the talkboard? They can't get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha. i know.
i met one of them (vulga) in a pub in town completely randomly..i like it here more! vaguely more attractive men.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# And the good thing is they have the same taste in men as you do too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I'd have you if I could.
But I went to Brighton once. It was well gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I went to Brighton once
I had toast.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I went to Brighton once.
i didn't like it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# when?
edit: also lookie jeruie pooie!

i got new and fucking insane glasses
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/43205/1239564611/specs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Last week.
I went specifically to spite you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I heard they wouldn't let you in.
Said you were too camp:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Says the man with purple hair.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Blue/black thank you.
It's what all the decerning mows are sporting this Spring.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Why have you got it then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Coz I'm hip, happening and down with the cool kids
unlike you you unhoopy frood!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# And quoting such contemporary texts too.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# *flollops*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Fucking awesome!
Can you be my bawdy 1950s American secretary who I frequently sexually assault?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# yeah alright.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# <some kind of innuendo based on dictate>
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Also, I look like a fucking tramp at the moment!
Score.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah.fat nutter in 1950s glasses and midget tramp.
that could work.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# But you're not a nutter!................
....

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Also don't call me a midget or I'll bite your minge ankles off.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# i am a nutter.
my friend has photos of me wearing a box on my head with eye and a mouth hole, the box has a cat face drawn on it. it was genius.
as soon as i get hold of the photos i will show you and prove that i am a fat box wearing nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Is it wrong that I thought about what I could do with the mouth hole?
I suspect yes.

Especially with the cat face drawn on it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Yeah
Cos I burnt you on your cunting neck!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I want to Brighton once
It is like all sea side towns, need a damn good coat of paint
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# If I lived there, I'd paint my house
I assume the problem is no one lives in Brighton, or at least they sleep there but work in London, so don't actually see what the place looks like in daylight the cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I don't get people who live in sea side towns and don't paint their house when the paint starts flaking off or it looks shit
This why they all look like shit holes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# But t's almost home to the Worthing B-52.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Bombing it would be a good idea, going back in time and tell the nazis to bomb the hell out of it
no, hang on, they did that to Plymouth and Plymouth is a soulless place and a complete shit hole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Noooo
Not that WOrthing B-52! Toats of Happyness probably know's of whic I talk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure what you're on about
unless its simply Worthing, which is a great place where I would live in a shot if I had the money and a job down that way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# *tisk*
The worthing B-50 a la Tank Girl joy of drugs.
Takes 20 lucky lung cigarettes, an ounce of skunk, 5 packets of rizlas and felt tips of realistic aircraft markings.
Created in Worthing, takes 52 people to smoking it and all you can say afterwards is B!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# you should have just said a Camberwell carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# That's child's play compared to the Worthing B-52
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I don't know either
Just smile and nod now and again, and we might get out alive
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# pft. you probably went to kemp town and ended up in the bulldog.
gayest pub in brighton.
golden rule if any of you lot end up in there, if you drop your wallet, kick it out the door.

brighton's not that gay...maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I went there on a depressive awayday, Just jumped on a train and went.
A guy chatted me up in a bar, I felt so special. And a cockteaser.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# STOP TEASING MY COCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Kemp Town races sing dis song
Ball bar.
Ball bar...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Kick it out the door so that you don't bend over to pick it up?
Or it's less likely to be stolen outside?

*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I would have thought it would just be easier to bend with your knees.
Although I suppose you're still low enough down that someone can rape your face then.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I see you've thought this through - good man!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# the former.
it's a very very gay pub.
i dragged bogius offical in some really hardcore gay pub when he came down for the day, may well have been the bulldog..i was the only lady in there..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# same thing happed to me.
(waxdart hello., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# and you've just worked that one out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Oooh thanky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# your name always makes me chuckle. last time i heard that song thats all i could think of.
next time i think i'll have angela and her cocks stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# There appears to be a CDC on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Show me a wall that doesn't!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I believe
They are a standard feature of all new walls. It's in the regulations.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# yes, but it's a
crudely drawn cannon
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Runnnnnn! Tony Hancock is after you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# reservoir toats!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)

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