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[challenge entry] Not all doom & gloom?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# The ciggy seems to be helping
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Fuck hell
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# YAY!
tennis bums!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# not quite as good as bowls streakers though
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# True
The jiggling is hypnotic O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# posh homeless people?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Arf
"Pass the Super Tennants and CHILLED glass this time!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Whoot!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Why isn't this encouraged?
A naked woman with an arse like that would clearly increase the entertainment value of all things.
Why should it only be restricted to police at sports matches to get this improvement to their day?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# *sigh*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# BUTT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *signs up*
It quite clearly works...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I like naked ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Sound like you'd fit right in with the lads down Streaker division
what r u waiting for?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# ...because not all streakers are women
and I just know that first day on the job I'd get to tackle sweaty fat Dave from Sheffield...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I'm saving myself for you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Party pooping bastards
(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Join CID!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# ArF!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *waggles cigar*
Name on the front of imitation linen (6)
N _ P _ R _
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Victorian bobbies were TEH BEST!
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# That hat is clearly giving him severe neck-ache.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# but they were so tiny
they can fit on the end of a needle
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Justice for the Whitechapel 5!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Indeed they were!
Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] He's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector

cfb - 177kb
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Wow, that's very good!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# awesome
very Dredd-like
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# haha
holy police brutality batman
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Really really nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# this is so good it could be real
also, hai popular screaming policeman :)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] i saw this on another forum
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I swerz commishuner
the niggur black persun hadz a gun!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# the expression is just perfect!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# LOLZ
TJ - quick newsflash!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Phwoar, milks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I can to see this technology
applied to can-can shows!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Can I haz typeriter
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ceiling officer is wanting to join in...


nicely:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha
It's Pat Butcher!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ._O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# what the fuck? o.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# holy shitting christ on a unicycle.....
KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Holy mother of God!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Have
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# awww
throw him a banana
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
#
banana brick
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# shopped only please!
WOO!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# guffaws
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Gah!!! x10


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# the day after the next election
he could use a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# holy jesus jehosophat!
what the christ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# happy candleday!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Aaarrrrggh
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Join the police! Wear Snoopy gas masks! Enforce the law against the elderly!!!


CFB, if you so wish

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# subtle tagging!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahhaha! i'll neve be able to play Halflife 2 without thinking "Snoopy Masks!" everytime I see CP
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hehe
been replaying that game recently, it is the bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I just wish they would hurry the fuck up with Episode 3....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# very true..
in the meantime, have you seen that Fanfilm thing, Escape from City 17? Tis very good
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# ooh, I'll have to check that out!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# that gas mask is ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# What is this I dont even.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Aping the police is a serious offense......
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# *feels it coming in the air tonight*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# No unshopped pics please!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Raping the police is also a serious offense....
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Ping the police doesn't work either
Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
(C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

c:\ping the police
Ping request could not find host the. Please check the name and try again.

c:\
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# are the police
DNS registered now?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# not in my hosts file they aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# just add the address
9.9.9
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# MR DARLING IS CONSTIPATED - HE CANNOT BUDGET


Just thought I'd illustrate my newsletter title suggestion...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# He'll work it all out with a pencil
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Pffft
The Picture made me laugh then this made me wee
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Has the toilet roll committed suicide?
Nice 'shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# WaspBox is a nob
WaspBox is a nob
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# gross domestic product
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# pfft!
nicely tagged
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
needs more cockfun mobile numbers on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Yeah, but then I thought I'd better delete my actual mobile number...
Tagging toilet shops is fun though

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I'm determined to put someone elses number on a wall one day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# A friend of mine put his mate's on a toilet wall in Bristol last year some time.
His mate eventually got a new phone.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# ah so it does work then!
*plots*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# There were more chavs laughing than fruits soliciting.
But still, lols were had.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# nice pants
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# haha this reminds me of burger breaths posts :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# pity he's not still here :)
used to love his stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# fantastic photoshoper

got him into shit loads of trouble if I remember right?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# this is beautiful :)
I hope he isn't labouring over it too hard
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Squeeeeeeze it out ya bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# perpetually burny my sphincter is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# :D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# He needs to borrow some bran from the IMF
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hmm... Not the most considerate pairing of headlines...
(DrDerekDoctors, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Fuuuuuucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# that's be even more funny
if it was the same couple
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# How ya doin'?
I've done about half of it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I only have done two
but I'm concentrating more on b3ta and on work (in that order)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I'll help with the crossword
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# begins with N
Knitting rows, enter, then wind (9)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# naked-nan?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Norwester.
It is an anagram of Rows and Enter, and is a kind of wind :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ^^


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# ta
why is he a cheat Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# My thoughts too :(
I was only trying to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I've got more pills if you want
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# At least it doesn't have the JG Ballard obit next to it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
fuckin hell!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Ouch.
Relatedly...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahah
OUTRAGE AT NHS BABY-CRY-MAKING
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# What
are we meant to be looking at here...

cos I can't find it and this makes feel stoopid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# psst
cyclone headline and gone with the wind...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# fanks
don't feel quite as silly now.

but still fairly..
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Yeah...
It might be a punchline to one of those "how do you confuse an idiot" jokes.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Since when do people going on dates make the front page?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# When it's Wilmslow
Man steps in puddle - full story and photos inside!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# It might be k3bab...?
sorry, i'm a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Haha, you bad, bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# unfortunatly not
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That made me spit crab!





*I am eating a crab sandwich or this would have been stranger
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# humour me, i'm hung over


in other news: anyone else running jaunty? i've spent all morning customising it (and occasionally finding bugs...)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I run squinty if that helps?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# how about slanty?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I was gonna go for
a coquettish stroll.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I'm just getting to grips with squinty sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Obama is going to solve every problem in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# with his obamulator
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# It's just booted
for the first time. I like the minor tweaks I've found so far - the New Wave theme is good...

3 boxes to go when I get home. Work's better for a first install anyway - get paid to fix it if there's a problem.

EDIT -how rude, woo to the pic as well
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Join the police, and never lose another horse race...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# haha

shame they don't do this..grand national would be so much better to watch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha!
Think of all the dog food!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# nice bit o'juxtapositioning...ARF
is it too late to place a bet?........
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Toppy shoppy Barb
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# yay for horses
I love them
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# This is fucking utter win!
Woo you sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ^This^
Says it all really.
(robbersdog, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Did you draw this?
I only ask because that policeman doesn't have his danglies showing.
(Have a woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# But I don't wanna be an old lady
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# This
I can't afford the gender reassignment surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# i love the police
even though there may be a few nuts (which you find everywhere)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# My uncle's a policeman, and he's a proper lovely sort.
Hooray for the police. They've arrested me a few times, but only when I was being a naughty captain. They've also looked after me a few times, and a police lady once rugby tackled someone who assaulted me and left me scarred for life.

Police people: brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# was she a sexy police lady?
did the two of you kiss and cuddle after?

*goes off for a quiet moment*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Not really my type, I like them girly.
However I definitely would as a way of thanking her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# *PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I'd gently but firmly remove her utility waistcoat
before wrestling to get a couple of fingers hooked in her sports bra....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# stop it! stop it!
oh too late.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I haven't even got to the bit where she gets to decide where I put her truncheon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I'm sure
I've heard of a DVD with this storyline...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *faints from zinc deficiency*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I might do some books on tape.
Fae's Filthy Fairytales.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *polishes capstan*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Naughty.
RIGHT m'off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I say...
steady on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# utterly awesome, and well-deserving of a good ol' fashioned clicking!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# :)
*moved to tears*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# fuck them


ace drawing though.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# what did they do to you?
or are you just running your life according to an old NWA album?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Is there any other
more coherant life
philosophy than that
espoused by NWA?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Daphne and Celest wrote better words of advice
*sticks you*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Not if you live in Surbiton
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Now I wish I did.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# well
I had drink, unopened drink poured out (which they can't do)
hit on the legs with a truncheon,
I've been strip searched: reason because you just look like a dealer going somewhere
thrown into a van so my knees hit the van doors..for walking down an alley way that leads to my house...you want me to go fucking on?

Fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Were you dealing at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# was I fuck! >:P

they're heavy handed bastards up here


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# yup
had a few bad experiences with coppers myself.
can't say that i like 'em, although i also met some that were ok in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# never met one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# you can if you want and it helps
I'm not going to argue with your opinion based on your own experiences, it's just a shame that you are assuming that a few bad apples spoils the orchard.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# well god help you if you ever get involved with any of strathclydes finest*

*cunts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I've never had a problem with Strathy Police
They did take my beer off me in Kelvingrove a couple of years ago, but your not allowed to drink outside and I should have been more sly about it.

They did catch a couple of Junkies that tried breaking into my flat (when I was still in). So good police work done there in my opinion

Simple rule: Fuck the Police and they'll fuck you. Treat them with politeness and respect, you'll have it returned.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Fuck the Police and they'll fuck you. Treat them with politeness and respect, you'll have it returned.
absolute bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Just my experience mate
You have to behave when they are around, pretty simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# This is good.
I like this. Well done.

Have a click.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# you talented bastard!
i'm going to kill myself before i get old, just to spite you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# its the only way to survive
if the Daily Mail and co do manage to create such a biased media shit storm that the police force is removed.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# very very nice indeed
...you big mong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I think you'll find I am utterly unmonged here
as I can read ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# just here then, just here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Utterly top work there, Toastie!
you're gonna to get so *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Happy B3taday fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Bloody hell I'm blind.
Happy b3taday, wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I'm taking that comment for myself,
you'll have to give him another ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I threatened to put you over my knee earlier, you didn't give a shit then.
All these mixed messages, Archie. I'm starting to think dying my hair ginger was a pointless exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *scrolls back through posts*
I must have missed it - gah!

and no, dying your hair ginger is never a pointless exercise :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# \o/
you're telling me. Never before have so many chavs been so eager to shout at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Archie nicked it!
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Happy b3taday, oh darling of mine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *melts*
Thank you, pickle...

*massive hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# :D *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Thanks Archie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Yay for B3rthdays
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# man, that's great
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# that's great you big mong
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# No-one is disputing that*...
...its just they occasionally also push people over to death,
kick old ladies doors in then request payment for repairing
them, and prominantly display classified anti-terrorism
documents to the tabloid media.

These sorts of things tend to stick in ones mind, and drown
out mundane things like feeling safe and protected.

*(well, actually a bunch of crusties are)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Yes, but unless I'm mistaken
there are other members of the police force to the handful you just refered. Stop being a Daily Mail reader and assuming "they're all alike that lot"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# All Daily Mail readers are the like that?
Oh the irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# ah, touché
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# hoped someone would notice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Pfft... I'm on your side dude.
I was merely mentioning that it is only natural for the public to be suspicious of such an organisation.

I've had a number of dealings with the police (owing to my eVilness) and I've found them always rather
polite, so long as one doesn't approach them with a "good evening orificer" attitude.

I even shared a toke on a spilff with one at glastonbury a few years ago. Which was awesome.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# ^This
Of course there are police that are cunts, there are cunts everywhere.

The problem is people who see one policeman being a dick and branding every one of them that way.

See also; social workers after that Baby P got dead
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# No,
all social workers actually ARE cunts. That one isn't a myth! =P
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Anyone...
...who thinks that rozzers are OK, but that all social workers are bastards, is seriously fucked up.

Being a social worker has all the unpleasantness of being a rozzer, minus the bonus of getting to hit chavs and hippies with sticks. It's a horrible, painful, necessary job - I couldn't do it, and nor could you.

In conclusion, go fuck yerself.
(stalinism, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:48, archived)
# Hear, hear Toastie!!
Woo and of course a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# ARF ART:)
why do they join?hmmmm...perks may be an incentive and some have power over people in mind...:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# thats dead good that is
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Spot on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Awww
this should win, because it's lovely and true. *feels warm inside*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Remarkable
This has got to be the best one I've seen, as it just captures the nature of the job and the lack of respect they get, being under close scrutiny 24/7. I think this is a great piece of support.
(Almar wonders what will go wrong this week, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# this subject
has been going on for years battle of the bean field in the 80`s women and children dragged from buses and beaten ( I witnessed this with my own eyes ), miners strike all from the thatcher era and you have the nerve to call people Daily Mail readers yes there probably are some good coppers out there, but at the end of the day people are brutilised beaten and die for their right to free speech, cordened into small areas where there are no facilities with a handful of hardcore nutters that will retaliate, section 60 is to protect against acts of terrorism not deny the masses freedom of speech,only a Daily Mail reader would use such an act.
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hear hear!
not a job I want. I salute them. clicky-woos to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Yes!
I like this one.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Nice one Toasty
and it is SO true. I have a brother who is a cop and not a chav or tree hugger. He does good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# All I can say Mr. Toast..
is thank you.

You know its amazing that out of the thousands of Police Officers in the country, as soon as you get a media story about one of them, people come out of the woodwork and tar every single one of them with the same brush. If you were to do that about gay chap or a black chap you'd be called homophobic or racist. But it seen to be acceptable if its about the Police. God bless em and FP this piccie now!!
(strontium190, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# The Police are pretty bloody brilliant.
Kudos, Mr Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
#
Nice one. Never had a problem with the police myself. Utmost respect to them for doing such a vital yet thankless job, under constant harsh public scrutiny.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Y'know, I had nowt good to say about them until recently,
then they really took a hold of our chav fuckwit problem, and now I bloody love them.

Thanks guys! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# great!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# just want to add my support for this sort of thing.
I know some police are bastards - I've witnessed it myself - and they've not been wearing thier numbers displayed for some time now, especially at protests.

But - who do you call when your house gets burgled or your car gets nicked? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# The police, admittedly
But that's only because my insurance company needs a crime reference number to pay out. If they didn't, of course I wouldn't bother.
(stalinism, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Fat Tony
At least then, you have a better chance of getting your stuff back.

Don't get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for the dear Rozzers (well except Nottinghamshire constabulary - but thats a different story). But they don't seem to care about burglaries, or any other incident that doesn't a) involve physical harm to a person, or b) make money through speeding fines
(nibblet99 is avoiding work on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Nice
Bloody great. As a man that was brought up by a policeman, and forever suffered the relentless grievances of his peers, never once understanding the complete fucking horror of the vast majority of a policeman's job, I am over the fucking moon with this post. My father was the kind of bloke that had woman who had been raped coming up to him in his local and hugging him, crying, and thanking him for personally and professionally destroying the fuckers that had tortured, imprisoned and violated them over several years. He was and is a fucking hero, and it's lovely to see that people can remember that for all the faults they suffer as a group, the police force is largely populated by the kind of person most of us wish we could be. Cheers man.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
#
This needs to become a public campaign.

Go on, I'll wait.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# This just popped up on a blog I read:
sierracharlie.wordpress.com/2009/04/27/quite-remarkable/
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] if they danced a bit it might help..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Weeee!
The helmet action makes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hehe
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!
that's jolly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# heh
hurrahs!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# haha
I also love the word 'Pimlico'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# yes
it's got that feel of a fleeting tryst at a garden toga party
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Three Stings!! Jackpot!!!!


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# :D
in the end, they all become.......Sting.
Sounds like a tag from a low-grade horror filum....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# happy candles
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Thanks, Guv!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahahahahah! Brill, Bobs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# OMG HE'S SHOPPED THE POLICE!
W00!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] New police methods meet with positive results!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Office lol at the policeman's jaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *takes down particulars*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Officer Nasty is a Gaint!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# van, van, van, van
getinthebackof....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *Comes quietly*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# i'd get in the back
of the van with him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Honestly officer...
...i've only had a few ales!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Eek, eek!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# give me back my curtain pole, you furry little fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# yay \o/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Aceness on a stick.


Woo aslo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# LOLZ!!1!11!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Crudely Rendered Cock
that looks like Einstein?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Hulk Hogan?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Griffy Savalas
pleased to meet you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# It's Dr Wily from Megaman.
I've never noticed the resemblence before you (all) mentioned it.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Isn't he in So Solid Crew?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I certainly hope not
otherwise him and his robot armies would be forcing us to listen to that shite.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Einschwanz?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# clever
;)

edit: I'd prefer 'Schwanzstein'
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I'VE GOT A FUCKING JAM SANDWICH
this is rather woo, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# what flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# JAM!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# which fruit
was involved in the making of this particular preserve?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# purply red.
Berryish something. Bonne Maman one, should that help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# sounds nice
i have black cherry jam, but i rarely eat it. the odd pb&j does me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# It's looovely.
I don't eat jam often, I sort of go through phases where I'll eat it about 5 times a week and then not for 6 months. Then of course, there's Satan's furry jam hats to deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# pfff
i get the jam urge about once a year, usually about the time it hits cream tea weather.
same time of year i get the craving for fish, chips and radioactive-green mushy peas with a mug of tea and white bread and butter, cut into triangles...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Oh shut UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# am i making you hungry?
imagine how i feel, i can only eat fucking soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Yeah, but look at you. Bet you look ravishing.
*WANTS TO BLOODY SEE*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# you will see soon, i promise!
next week, with any luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I bloody hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# me too
i bet i'll be shitfaced in the one pic that shows off my new figure best. oh well, lunch tiem, more soup >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I'd say Wild Strawberry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Tasted a bit berryish. As in purple berries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# blackcurrants?
haemorrhoids?
blackberries?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Pimps, worcester sauce flavour crisps and goth flavoru.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# ah yes - one of Walker's new range
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# with these added facts I deduce it's blueberry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Definitely not blueberry
you see why I'm so confused?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Strawblue berry?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# You're so cute sometimes, Prodgles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# is it
the Bramble Jelly one...


'cos that's AWEsome...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# that might be it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Bonus!
I Preempted ya by a coupla hrs, although mine was toasted. ;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# cockstein?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# GRAAAAAAAAANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *stabs you all*
Twats, arrrrrrrrrr

Not you lot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# poor otters!
*clasps to ample bosom*
there there, my poppet, let it all out
*makes soothing noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Very pissed off and don't care today, and now i am getting a headache
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I find hamster golf very soothing...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# headaches are evil
if i could hug it better, i would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Chisel their faces off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Don't stab
it causes more problems than it resolves
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Slicing is better, yes?
Or Ninja-style carving, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I have a load of weapons, so anything is possible
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Emmot Brown
With adamantium claws?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# DRCDC



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] If Carlsberg made policeman...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hahahahahah
DING DONG (or was that Terry-Thomas?)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I say move along there!
*pats on bum*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# ssssausages
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Heeellllooooo!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# suave motherfucker!
i bet he's got silk-lined handcuffs and a velvet-coated truncheon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# PERVERT!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# yeah
like you didn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I knew you knew I knew.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# touche
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hehehe - very good, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Thanks JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# very nice :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ooh...bless you Toastie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Rather surprised it's been this long before this source made an appearance...
Have a "nicely" for your troubles.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Is this for real?
If you say these things in Holland to a police officer you get a fine. Why do they allow these sheet fucks in your country?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# tbh I've seen so many variants on this pic I'd be hard pressed to say what the original was.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# becuase we like a laugh
ad they are great for it
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# ninja demon attack
why the fuck wasn't this on the news
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# It was in japan
They made about 300 games about it
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

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