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# Had to be done...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I agree, she HAS to be done
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# ^^
as long as there are no mirrors about
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I liked her bettor when she was younger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# like Nicole Kidman in BMX bandits?
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# She is stupidly skinny now
Would have pounced on her in Mean Girls but wouldn't touch her with yours now
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Thats on Film4 tonight
I've never watched it, but Metro said it's a bit like Heathers so I'll give it half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# it's a bit like Heathers in the same way Barney the dinosaur is a bit like Jurassic park
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# The only one of her films worth watching
is Freaky Friday, the remake of, but then that's only for Jamie Lee Curtis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# who's she?
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Lindsay Lohan blablabla 'star'
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# LESBIAN!
\0/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# is it?
I must start buying tabloids and Heat etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I know who she is
Shes the bird in the papers. I've not idea why shes in the papers. Did she do a film or something?
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Shagged a girl that looked like a boy.
Somewhat ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Alanis Morisette?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I don't get why gays go for or act like members of the same sex ...
Who look like the opposite sex.

Lesbians that look like boys, gay men that act "like" women - mincing and camp and all that.

I mean - shirley if you're gay then you like to act like and shag people that act like the same sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# this confuses me also.
however as a heterosexual, I don't fancy men who look like women.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# i have pondered this also
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# She was all set to be a big film star
and actually has a modicum of talent

Then went all drink and drugs hell...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# just like most b3tans really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Having just looked at her list on imdb.com
I think anyone would turn to drink and drugs if that list is what they worked on.
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# ... Better

*scarpers* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# only joshin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I will never talk to you again







this hour
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# 35 mins of bliss ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# she's lully...but needs a good feeding
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# She had such nice tits...
big and firm etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# She named them?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# they looked ok here ;-)
www.metatube.com/?Seccion=Videos&Accion=Ver&Video=6330
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# she looks like she's doing a t-rex impression there
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Does she sound like Marc Bolan much?
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Is that Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# he looks ill
eat some cake woman
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# No wonder he never got laid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I'd have done him
Christopher Reeve was FIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# ..and now you're sterile too
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Harumph!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Black forest gateaux
Why do you never see this any more? It was the dessert of win.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# ^^^this.. a lot of this.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# He never got laid - He never got head!
Just one blow job would leave her with the same entry exit wound as Kurt Cobain.


inaddition (after 12:21 lols): Frank Skinner's joke was the best for this.

Her: What colour?
Him: Pink?
Her: Anything else?
Him: Are you going to have that shit now or later?

(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *Mallrats high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I came up with that myself and then saw it on Mallrats :(
Hate it when that happens. It’s an obvious one mind you.
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# haha
ever time I see her it reminds me of the episode of Family Guy she goes mental in
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Lois looks like she's be using 'Brand X'
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
feeding the pony could be messy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Parrot's tongue! hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Parrots tongue! Hahah
They feel really nice. My parrot had a beak of evil, but he was soft as anything with me. Kept licking my hand!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# "Are you going to have that shit now or save it 'til later?"
/Frank Skinner blog
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# And pissflaps like saddlebags...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# i like making stuff dammit !

going to work takes up too much precious time.
you wont be seeing this again till its finished
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# TALENTRUSH!
Lully work as usual. The jetsons would be proud to take a spin in that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Why are there no black people in the Jetson's?
because cartoon makers, Hanna-Barbera were incredibly narrow minded back then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Because it portrays Hitler's future world.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# because all the manual workers
were replaced with robots
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Because the basketball courts were down on the ground?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# and it's good stuff dammit !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# what's the main body made of
have you got fibre glass shaping skillzorz?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# i have them skillorz
but this is a bit small for fibre glass, this is mainly perspex with a bit of epoxy putty.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# most impressive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# how do you make the main body out of perspex, natures shit brittle plastic?
mindaboggles
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# easy
find two matching perspex domes and glue em together
its brilliant once you get used to working with it very stable stuff
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# oh, yes, i suppose that would do it
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I think you should make it into a popcorn poppy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Aquarium.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Vivarium.
I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# sanitarium
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# big glass of barium.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# endocardium
element names could go on for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# e unus pluribum.
brb
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I want to remix that with Brain Damage.
San-i-TARIUM ... !

There's someone in my head, but it's not me ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Heheh
That could possibly be very good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Oh I thought it was an ideas shower not a compo.
In which case - yes - you win.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ooooooo thats nice dear sir
very jetsonisch
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Has anyone ever looked at something you've made and NOT fallen completely in love with it?
I bet you shit talent don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# that is far too awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# That is awesome and lovely
And you are clearly all of the talented.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# looks great so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# HOw manY do you have now?
wooyay i say!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# lovely as ever!
it makes me want to do craft (though i invariably end up in a pile of paper and glue wishing i had your talent)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# wow
very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Oh that'll be on the news tonight, I'm sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# it's the basis of most newspapers reporting so far I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# This is wonderful
I have this tattooed on my penis
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ROTOPIGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
*glees*

Lully as usual sir.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# cool
in awe of your 3d skills
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Lovley
Just out of interest, how come you dont tag your animations a little more? A small happytoats on one of the pigs back would be great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Oops, forgot to tag.......
but yes, on the pigs would have been good :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I only say this as i put 'b3ta' into google images and one of my FPs came up on the second page (WITH tag for a change)
but ive seen some of your animations on FAR too many sites now and it wouldn't surprise me if some made money off you.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# a lot of them have removed the tags :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Exactly :(
Thats why something IN the image would fck 'em over nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hahahahhaha! that is so very WOOOOOO! *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ooooh aaaaah
makes me want a ribena
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Lovely sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# :D
Bloody pigs!
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# haha!
sphere meet bump map :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# rather fortunate bump map to create ears a snout and eyes! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Stunning!!
*clicks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Nice science pigs :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Crack(l)ing!
Lully 3ds as usual mister Toats
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# woo for animal SCIENCE

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ooh thats lush
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Mieeaaaahhuuuuuwwwrr
purrr purrr
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# ticks over nicely:)
yay for animal science...boo for science on animals
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# pigeees!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# yes!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# That's rather special!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# byoootifa!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Any chance of a tiling version?
Pleeeeease? :)

That would make ace wallpaper...

(bonus points for having the tag on a pig as mentioned above).
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# very very nice sir!
in fact, I'll say it - awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Damn
that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Topaz
Amiga font used for tag.

*Dons anorak*
(spawn, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# This Is
Correct.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# this is superb
a masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# this
is a bit* wonderful


*alot

woo and yay and a double scoop of hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Yoda's sister
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ahahaha
WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# haha
Dried up she is.
Crackles she does.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# cobwebby fanny she has
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# like an old chamois leather it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I just got sent a Stormtrooper joke I'd never seen before, hold on....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# *holds on*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Just wait 'til the super finds out
My wife's going to kill me!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# "How was your day, dear?"
"Well... You know those droids I was looking for?"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# haha sure?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hahahah fuck
that made me laugh so much I dribbled on my trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# :)
I should do something about the colour/contrast/brightness difference between the droids and the rest of the pic, but I really haven't a fucking clue how to
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# The Photoshop histogram magic
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I don't have photoshop
but when I've tried histogram stuff in Paint Shop Pro it all goes horribly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# always wipe first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# This is
just marvellous
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# *cleek*!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I would make her pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Little Floppy Yodas!
:D
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I dare you to shop this
gaz me the results
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Well, I tried :D


Edit: was quick and dirty, but too dirty
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahhahaahahhahah!
awesome, N'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Thanks Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Moisturise! Always moisturise!
Woo, Ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Cheers me dears!
How's the kicking tum? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Splendid thanks :)
Only one day to go until the boy/girl question is answered :D

*is very excited*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Wow, One day!
I hope all goes well lully! Boy or girl, no matter. It'll have a smashing mum! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# granny wants a kiss
PASS:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Only ROCK can save us now.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I have to point out
that taking pharmaceutical advice from Keith Moon may lead to unexpected results
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Experience counts in that field I guess.
It wouldn't surprise me if a rockstar is found to be the cause of it all.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I hope it's Chris de Burgh and we get to impale him on a peperami as punishment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Wouldn't it be just like de burgh
to fuck it up for the rest of us?
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Pig on my heeeeeeeead
is oinking at me
(oh he reeks)
There's nobody here
It's just him and meeeeeee
Where I wanna be
and I hardly knoooooooooooooow
This piggy on my heeeead
Never forget
How long it took to notice he was dead
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I so want to release this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# :D
think I heard this one on the radio yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# great pic
did you see Sonic Youth on Jools Holland last night? Fucking excellent.

I also realise I quite fancy Lily Allen. How do I resolve this?

I don't think Andrew Marr will ever be asked back. The confusion of the Russian Premier was excruciatingly funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# you could look at her face
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I quite fancy Lily Allen. She writes well and she's got a nice bottom.
Also: not a titless hatstand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# her new song complains that her boytfriend doesn't make her scream
I'd make her scream. I'd tie her up and then shit in her fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I'm glad you don't fancy me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# You're a lady on the internet...
If you think people haven't already considered this, you are mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I don't count as a lady on the internet.
I am neither loose, nor 15, nor both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ah that's where the problem lays
do you have a fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I do, but it is a small fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I did not...
I didn't realise they were on until it was too late...

What were they playing, songs or mental noise and screaming?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Sonic youth? Play songs live?
That's what kicking around footballs and wasting people's money is for, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I saw them a while back...
When Jim O'Rourke was still hanging out with them. They played a whole set of songs, with tunes and everything.

The encore was apparently a barrage of white noise that didn't stop until the last fan left the building.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I do love it when bands have to resort to something other than their music
to impress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha like Hitler resorting to something other than his painting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# CHECK THIS OUT, JOSEF!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# There's a difference though...
They'd already done the impressing bit... The encore was just a bit of fun for them. The deaf-arsed bastards.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# They've certainly never impressed me.
Bah bumhug.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# They're not to everyone's tastes
And I can appreciate that...

They vary enormously though... their recent, quiet stuff is actually rather lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# :) I'm only pissing about, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I know :)
I don't get the opportunity to talk music that often tho, and always feel compelled to defend Sonic Youth...

Not that one off show of Kim Gordon's that I saw though... that was just mental beyond reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# haha
are you related to them?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Not related...
Just inspired by :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Can't remember the name of the song but the have a new album coming out
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eternal_(album)

It was quite tuneful actually.

With about 12 guitars on the go
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# 12 is not enough! I demand more!
the most I've ever used on one track is...

*counts in head*

18. There were also three basses, two drum kits, four vocals, strings and a vibraphone.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# haha
was a this a performance or a protest?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# A recording... technically that doesn't count...
But if I could have performed it with all those parts on it, that would have been ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Why the long face, Pete?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Had to be done ... spoze itz bindun
low flying air force one

'rning/'vning
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
lovely bouncy action :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Those French women
know how to bounce
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQfZRRRo_8A

Fucking awesome tune
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# did they attack the statue?
it would have been much funnier if they had instead of the world trade center IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# The plane might have survived
And they could have swung around and taken out the Empire State building in the second pass
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# but no Jews weren't working in the statue that day
/logic blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# smashing stuff sir!
wooyayhoupla!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# it was 8 years ago America
get over it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I'm sure now Obama's in power, 9/11 didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I love saying to Americans
"Why? What happens on September 11? Is that some national holiday or sumfing?"
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# 9/11?
something happened on the ninth of November?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Pope Innocent XII founded the city of Cervia.
They like popes maybe? Also USA received the rights to Pearl Harbour on that day...
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahah
ace. I was expecting something to do with pigs, so this was a pleasant surprise.

I just know that this 'photoshoot' was in fact MTV filming Obama's new mackin' rap video where he cruises above NYC scopin out da bitchez in his pimped out plane.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahahha! Utterly brilliant! *Click! *
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Office lollage
:-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha!....
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Bandwagon? Moi?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG
SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE SWINE

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Monir TJ
Was image seaching and found a link to a site called sneezing beauties. A softcore porn site full of pictures of sneezing women!
How bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# any snot?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# No
just nekkid or skanitly clad lasses in the act of sneezing.
obviously nsfw but www.sneezingbeauties.com

Actually some not so safe for work. I didn't see the whole site as I just had a quick butchers through google.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# "Back by popular request is the spontaneous sneeze of Olivia Saint during a Tease & Denial Handjob we were doing together."

lolwut?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Yeah, she came so close to making it through on Britain's Got Talent:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hahahah OH GOD PANIC
do not go to bed in bacons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahahah
i love the last pic
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# this is now by the handdryer in my office loo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Virus hits the high street!
What me and the creative chaps slapped together this mornin'



Click for bigger (145 kb)
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha nice
edit: that's impressive lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# cheers
aye.
really need to get my shit together and post more.

cheers mate
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Hahaha :-) make a fake webshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
Reminds me of being in Singapore airport when the whole SARS thing was going on.
There was a little kid taking great zeal in acting like a monster in the reflection of the night time window.
I never bothered with a mask as they're only effective for about three minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# some bright spark is no doubt making up masks with a pigs nose emblazened on them as we speak
so you can look 'lolariously' like a pig when you walk down the street

and if they aren't, I want £20,000 start up costs, and you can have 35% of the business.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# for that reason, I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# that kid is going to grow up to be a Bouncer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# or a pitbull
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# or a pitbouncer
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# What have I done NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Erm ... suggested doing business ...
Over the internets?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Oh , right.
I thought someone had a problem with me again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Jesus you need to get some chill pills, dear.
Paranoia is a form of egotism, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# There's an easy way to get rid of reading my
paranoia egotism.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# What's that then, Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# You can have 20p for 0.00003%
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I'll go halves with you on that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Jusht sho you know wherrah ahm, ahm oot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Cheers, Deborah ;)
suppose you could get them manufactured for a quid at most.
That's 20,000 'swine face' masks. Now, there's easily 20,000 gullible sods in the UK, or 'lolwacky' people who think it would be a 'lolwacky' idea to have one.

Mark them up at a min. of £1.99 each, and you've more or less doubled your money. Sell 'em via the internet to save on advertising as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# You BASTARD.
*puts bag on her head*


I don't get it. All that money and she looks like THAT. Get a better face, woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# misogynist!
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I don't hate women, just uggos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# get Banksy or Stella McCartney
to design it, you can say its limited edition and charge £25 a pop
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Can I apply for the position of science advisor?
We have absolutely categorically and most rigorously tested these masks under laboratory conditions and found them to be completely 100% as effective as we always believed they would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# does she actually have any money?
she never invests in anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# she's spent it all on twat-cream made from vinegar and lemons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha

that's an enduring image.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# nah
she's a cheap fuck.... on more ways then 1
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# *wears a red bandana*
*plays a cool piano in a honky tonk down in Mexico*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I haven't been keeping up with current events
but I assume the planet is being over-run with zombies, right?

*arms pump-action like Sarah Connor in T2"

Bring it on...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# mexican pig-zombies
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Outstanding!
"Hey dead-head...take a bite of peach" KERBLAMMO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :)
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Day 20 sounds tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
can we just have Day 20 first and then not bother with the others?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Sounds like a plan
you bring the rolls, i'll bring the HP sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# mmm
I could go for some big ben bacon right about now
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ghostbusters!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# can i have an emo one please?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Brilliant idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Don't Panic!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Ha ha!
They don't like it up 'em Mr Mainwaring!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# today
to show the folly of swine flu I am printing out all my work on slices of honey roast ham
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahahaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# i want one
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# they're great initially
but then the mustard cartridge runs out and no one knows how to change it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
*wonders why my printer dosen't have a mustard cartridge.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Good, but
His sandwich at the end looks like 1 slice of bread between 2 slices of ham!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I don't see the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ...ah freestyle samwidchhing
You rebel..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I'm like the rebel mc of meat based sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# i just sneezed
OH GOD IM GOING TO SQUEEEEEEE! OINK.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Who do you think you are kidding Mr World Health Organisation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Who do you think you're infecting, Mr Pigler?
If you think we'll cough and sneeze
We are the Brits who will panic and collapse
We are the Brits who won't listen to the facts...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# semi mind piss :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Extended due to feeling lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# impressive
also, news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8023559.stm O.O
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# They can make it illegal for you to even ASK now?
Poor chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
#
His reputation had spread across north-west England and was considered by many to be an urban myth, the jury heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Not just the North west
www.b3ta.com/links/308948
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# O_O
I also wonder about the woman being tried for breaching her anti-sex asbo. Why is her husband not getting done for inciting her to commit a crime?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# You'd have thought she'd just keep quieter
or he'd have used a ball gag on her :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Nah, those things don't actually stop noise production
They just make it less coherent
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# °o°
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# :D <3's u
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind how you goaaAARRGGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha
*looks for the dyslexic one wanting Brians*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
See, I've spotted it now, but I don't know whether to trust MY dyslexia or not!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha
I hadn't noticed that:D

juicy Brians!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# viva le zombie terrorism
fear the confusion they bring

"how can they be suicide bombers if they're already dead!"

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahah
zombie protesters holding signs saying 'brains'? Mental and ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# apart from one...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# "Oi give us that here - that's an offensive weapon, that is ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# what do we want? braaaaiiins
when do we want them? braaaaiiiins

// favourite zombie joke

this is marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# ALso
How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# braaaaaiiiinsss
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# argh! he's got a leg off
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I don't think they're taking this seriously...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# hahahaha I was wondering when someone would do this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# *grabs the Vicks vaporub and glo sticks*
In other news, quick reminder that todays 3pm draw off is Columbo. I've done mine, have you done yours?
To advertise said fact, here is my proudly possessed print of Peter Falk drawn and signed by Peter Falk

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Petuc Fack?
Damn, not here at 3 :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# peter faulk can draw?
Wooo! Tis a good

I never watched cumlumbo, so i cannot participate. I swear ill do one of these draw-off things. Need to practice my drorin skills
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# very much so
peterfalk.com/ArtGallery1.htm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# No I haven't.
That's lovely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# that there who you hold betwixt your hands
is my sisters boyfriends cousin.

trufax.

also: I may be back in time for this.. need to get some batteries for my graphics pen thingy though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I did mine yesterday
25 hours early. I'm that keen.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Yay, can't wait, roll on 3 oclock
or at least roll on lunch, then 3 oclock, then home time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Yes, it's my first draw-off
I hope it isnt short, sweaty and embarrassing
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I heard he is really not well
advanced Alzheimer's, I think.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# indeed, sadly in decline
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# No ring. Not real.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha this is the sound of altern 8...8....8....8.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# some monkeys


morning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# ^ Would ^ Couldn't ^ Have
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# oh now now NOW. that's great on a fabstick
good ning mm!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Wooyaymonkeyhoopla!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# :D hahaha
why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I wish to see further installments of this nature
Yours Sincerely
Trellis, Mrs
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Mall Monkey
and a Call Monkey would be a nice addition.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Fall Monkey
Revelling in fallen leaves

Or using one of those SAD-busting natural lights
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# a hooker monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Yes, Simian prostitutes
with opposable thumbs for small change wrangling!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# GREETINGS PUNY HUMAN
MORBO APPROVES OF WEAKLING MONKEY VARIETIES
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# have a banana
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# "'ave"
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# no, I'm privately educated
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# "have Jeeves get me a banana" then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# the irony is I have a monkey-butler
but he's called Steven
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# monkeys have
impecable grammar and spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
#
Ahem. Your spelling is not "impeccable" :-D I know I know... you're just showing us you're no monkey. Whereas I... Oh dear. Oook ooook!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Where's the Barrel full'ov?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
monkey balls
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahahaha
ball monkey looks so sad at his sphericism!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# haha this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Awwww lovelies!
Can I have two talls, a small and 42 balls please!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# there are no other ball monkeys
there can be only one
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Awww balls! (or lack there of)
Can I get lots of smalls and make them into ball?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha
some monkeys is reading all our love letters
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# hahah, that is utterly WOOOO!
and nings!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *swoons*
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# thank you :)
*runs for bus now*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Allo droogy!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# WALLPAPER PLEASE.
(Glomp Fuck, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# t'would look a bit pants i think
original is only a6
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Center it, and make a bigger yellow sheet in Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# pfff Photoshop
a 5-year-old could make yellow sheets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# ha ha
*wets the bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I drop yellow shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# love that road!
*drives from Luton to Carlisle*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# You jest
But there's a new stretch near here that's great. Long straight stretches and no speed cameras. Yet.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Make a lully postcard though:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# this should now be made into a children's book
NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Glad to see that George is taking his hygiene responsibilities seriously in the current climate!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# hahah
brilliantly done. Love his face expression!

Have some cleeeecks
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hahahhaha! awesome work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# excellent
brilliantly animated you wonderful loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *clicketh*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Pfffft
serves the sheet right
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# How do you flu?


EDIT: VOTE OR DIE
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post410854
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# pig is a bird flu
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# h
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# i
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Yesterday and this morning I got two mails from a regional. risk manager of our corp
The following methods can reduce your chances of contracting swine flu:
• Avoid close contact with people who are ill with flu-like illnesses (fevers, cough, muscle/joint aches and pains).
• If you begin to experience these symptoms remain home and do not go into work or any crowded environment. Consult with your doctor and remain at home for at least 48 hours after you are feeling better.
• Cover your mouth and nose when coughing or sneezing, ideally with a tissue.
• Wash your hands frequently with soap and warm water; or you can use alcohol-based hand sanitizers.
• Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth as much as possible.
• If you are based out of an impacted location (e.g., Mexico City)
o 1. Work remotely
o 2. Limit group meetings
o 3. Minimize visitors to the facility



What a bunch of wankers...if there are no zombies, then there is no panic at my side.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# A regional risk manager??
Do they assess risky regions?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# If I eat something spicey I have a very risky region
...but yes we do have one apparently, cause he's spamming me with messages of fear and I can't unsubscribe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Send him/her messages of hope and joy back
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Considering the following items may alleviate stress in times of despair
- raindrops on roses
- whiskers on kittens
- oral gratification
- butterflies
- flying a kite
- you will never be 13 again
- the joke about the bees
- rainbows
- brown paper packages tied up with string
- steam engines
- finger painting
- chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I'm ready for zombies if they do come...
although I'm about to move to a new part of the country so I'll have to quickly detail a new survival plan...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I hope you chose your location based on the principles of the Zombie Survival Guide
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I'm moving to the North East of England
... *gulps*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I live in the middle east of England
So there are plenty of places to escape to in the peaks :)

Edit: that sounded like a racial slur based on the number of asians in the area and was completely unintentional
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I have my eye on Bamburgh Castle
or Holy Island...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Silly Prof, Holy Island is only cut off from the mainland for 6 - 8 hours a day
And I have dibs on bamburgh Castle..You can have either Alnwick or Warkworth
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I was thinking that the causeway
would make it easy to get backwards and forwards to B&Q in Tweedmouth and pick things up...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Mexican zombies would be easy to deal with
Just venture out between 1 and 3 pm when they are all having a siesta.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha true fact
you lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# pigsnot
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# bloody artsy fartsy chefs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# poor pigs :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# i do hope the next compo isnt something to do with pigs and viruses.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hopefully not
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# VOTE!
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post410854
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I flu like the boogaloo
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# also
found image
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# TAKE THE MEDS!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# The new Mexican wave
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# haha
"Catch swine flu and dance like Hitler - today!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# oooh
that's a bit sultry
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# This is making me so damn hot
woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# porco disco!
lovely animation
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Ay ya yi! No me gusta!...Ay, el estomago!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# *boiiiiing*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# cheap flights this December
I'm spending Xmas in Tijuana
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# ..


Hello Boys!
(radja, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# for a moment I thought that was Roger Federer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# It's the BoyleDarling

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# crikey - that's a coincidence
Bathgate Queen - eyebrows like Alistair Darling
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# This is
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Pass me the mindbleach
if she didn't look like a man, this was nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Wrong on every possible level
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# there's too many photoshops of sexy sue
i'm not complaining that the bandwagon is getting old, merely that her smiling face is in danger of being etched permanently onto my retina
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# stop 'reading' that copy of Razzle then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# she's had a makeover you know.
I had to change the lyrics of my song to the past tense to reflect this.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# you have a sexy sue song?
where are you gigging these days? we'd like to come to cheer for you sometime
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# check out the
Daily Reckless for gig dates/song etc. Be good to see you again sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# oho! the stand on the 18th looks good at the moment
love the song. the alistair darling line made me laugh out loud
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# good god, no.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# cor lummie
is that what a man is supposed to look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Thanks Government!
For spending our money telling us about the tiny risk of catching an obscure disease!



eh?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# LEAFLETS?
In these internetty, TVey days??

Damn terrrist govaments


Nice pic - shoulda cut some eye holes!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Heh heh heh :)
I was more impressed with this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
*sigh*

what's happening to the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha
but where's the cancun racoon leaflets that's what i want to know
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# they should just let it run its course. The population needs thinning, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# OMG WER ALL GUN DIE LOL
*builds bunker and prepares defence from pork zombies*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# SWIN FLU AN ANGLE IN HEVEN
anyone go's near my pigs i swer ill do time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# hehehe, exactly...
I'm still hoping for this to become a zombie outbreak.

Right, that's it, no more zombie films and games for me....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I think you should watch more
... take the rest of the week off and spend the time constantly awake in a dark room with one small flickering light, watching zombie films, playing zombie games and drinking red bull and coffee... prop a shotgun against the wall for when you finally snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# what is it with internet folk and zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# mould?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# it's an age old rivalry
dating back to the very start of the internet in 1994
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# "prop a shotgun against the wall"? that's hardly a good idea.
you ALWAYS keep a shotgun strapped to your back, and a semi-auto pistol tucked into the back of you pants.

If you really want to cover all your bases, keep a crowbar handy to, in case the zombies are reinforced by interdimentional creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# now you're living in a fantasy world man
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Malthusian!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# personally I believe
that when it was announced that there's going to be a reality TV show to decide who'd play Jade Goody in a musical, God decided to smite us.

And I'm an athiest!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# you could be Sec of State for Health too
are you a communist ex-postman?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# no
but I am an anarchist ex-plumber
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# yes the world needs to die for that one
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# He
I.ve got to do some work today, so i wont be on here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# someone tell Otterby his boss has hijacked his account
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# the thing which I don't think the media or scientific community
has looked into enough is whether it's normal swine flu or swine man-flu...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# or it could all be bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# if the flu virus is so advanced that it has bollocks
I think it might just be a Mexican in a flu costume...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# it's all a sham to promote the sale of Donald Rumsfields Tamiflu

/starting a conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# well - perhaps THEY want us all to be vaccineated
so they can pump us full of whatever it is they pump us full of
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# reptilian DNA
*tinfoil hats*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# haha
I thought Donald Rumsfeld's Tamiflu was some sort of jazz combo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# i think that it's obvious that they are treating it as swine man-flu
otherwise it would just have made a small column on page 9 of the Grimsby Chronicle
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# *girly voice* I think I have the flu too...
*paramedic carrying man out on stretcher*
"...haven't you heard of lemsip luv?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# pft! Lemsip is for nancy girls
Real women just have a box of Jaffa cakes and then get back to heavy duty jeremy kyle watching
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# is that one of the questions Coleen asks
to make sure they're "real women"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# bwah
ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)

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