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# Only a rumour


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(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# What an interesting video....
Source?

edit: No matter, found it. Blimey.
editedit: The bloke appears to have a hardon and thrusting it in the air and everyone is pointing the finger at Ronaldo for looking at it? I think anyone would be looking at it, wondering WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Arf
I'm not sure I've ever seen a larger CFB, even with some of Gruntfuttock's massive renders.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# pffh rumour...yea right
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Scotland remake classic american sitcom


Scotland puts there take on MASH.
(Weazelmania, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
#
pished ris?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I'm eating mash right now
tasteh
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Everybody knows,
Badger loves M*A*S*H!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# PESHED surly
i like the ones with winchester in them
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# T*O*A*P
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] New Sky remote control
(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# haha i think you overexplained it a little bit there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# 'FEWER'! IT'S FUCKING 'FEWER'!
arf
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# you're living in the language-past, man
SIMPLIFYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I am the ghost of language past, wwwooooooooooooaaaaaahhhh!
Gaol and hiccough!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# those are perfectly cromulent words
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Gast!
Hwaet knowst þu, gast?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# þu?!
That's not even middle english is it?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I merged middle english and old english to create a super english
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Even hitler wouldn't speak your foul super english.
NOT EVEN HITLER!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I feel your pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I would of been more pedantic
If I could of been bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# ha ha haa!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Wait a minute...
...these are fake hands!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# \ó/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# hehehe
do they come in different colours?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# don't be silly
the blacks can't drive cars.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# You could post a comment about
car theft here; but that would be in very bad taste.

(waxdart hello., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# i think i prefer just leaving a piece of racism with no logical basis sitting there.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# *aaaaaaaahahah*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I like this
(so I've let them know)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 14 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahaah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha
this is mighty
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# quick and dirty



sorries. bin in mai hed four much long.
(71 hour Ahmed wasn't working at, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# a tad lage, n'est ce pas?
nice pratchett tag, btw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Mmm.
dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# WHY! IF IT ISN'T THE FUCKIN A-TEAM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I chuckled
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# *sniggers*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# *shonkies*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# *Shanks*
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Fucking hell I just found an 8-bit version of some of John Coltrane's Jazz hits.
This is the best thing since sex albatross!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I'm afraid but also curious
you have a link?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Was a link in the newsletter to a project.
waxy.org/2009/05/kind_of_bloop/

There's some previous covers about half way down (two versions of Giant Steps and one of Favourite Things)
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# You all know what I'm going to post right?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Still makes me go "Oooooof"
I will never tire of this beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Yep, that's the one.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# ahahah amazing
fp this now :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# arf!
i would love to see this be made into a real ad!
with discreet spelled correctly, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I know, I spotted that a bit too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# a minorr setback
on an otherwise fp-worthy entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# A discreet discrete message would probably be helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# i'm nothing if not bold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA!
I would buy this product.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# hahaha
stuffing clunges!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I approve this message!
Esp the last joke...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# this ^
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# ADVETISEMENT?
or ADVERTISEMENT?
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# haha
love the ending
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Lulz
I'm crying with laughter here *clicks*
(prod2005, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# FD'd why?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:01, archived)
# hehehe
I don't think i've seen so many jokes squeezed into a single anim before!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Long...
...but worth it!

Please make a video ad with Barry Scott! (or nearest tesco value equivalent)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 16 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# erm
Barry Humpreys?
(flibblesan saw your mums cock, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# NSFW but who cares....
My co-workers (uptight cunts the lot of them) spewed hot coffee when they saw this. As did I.

have a click...
(I helped save b3ta! venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# .
Photobucket

.
(Catnipppp, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Good 'nings people!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# LOUDER !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# *cups ear*
what's that you say, sonny?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I SAID, THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOUR MAKES YOU GO DEAF
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# HA!
I rarely laugh out loud, but this forced me to
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Seeing as only five people will see it otherwise.


Once again sorry about the shocking cameraphone quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# funkadelic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Thanks!
I really like the vector art people do in photoshop, but I don't have the photoshop skills. I just have to draw in that style freehand!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# pff
i just draw shit in /paint ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Thing is I have a copy of photoshop
I just don't have the time to teach myself to use it!

MS Paint all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# it's the babysitter's best friend
i plonk my niece in front of paint and i know she'll be happy and quiet all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Loverly.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Nice
but what is Random Bum?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Lots of people send five music CDs to five other people who are doing the same thing.
Everyone involved receives five CDs from other b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# That sounds good
but what is RANDOM BUM?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Huh.
Good question.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# On public transport
Nuzzling up behind someone and seeing if you can slip it in without them noticing.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I hope Cr3 likes the picture of a robot that I've drawn in his CD.
And that I'm on the receiving end of one of those brightly coloured things.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Looks like I'm going to have to set my game up as all I did was this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# You should have put the track list on the disc just to really piss everyone off :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Why.
So that people can take the CD out before each track starts so they know what's on rather than using that silly cover that isn't inside the CD player?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# oohhh
whats this then?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Play On Too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Ohhh
I like!
My drawing skills are terrible so I'm trying to come up with things for Randomburn that won't be disappointing!
(meowmix is a voodoo child, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I'm drawing stuff related to the tracks on the album :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# i'm not saying what i'm doing
because i probably won't get round to it. how boring!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Fancy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# o hai
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Is that a blue bunny-duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# its a bluck
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Ah yes, the bear's natural predator.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Armour Class?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Blue Wabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# A blue jelly baby
Balancing a large pair of blue Ray Bans on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# can he fly with those ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I've seen
a house fly
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# so have i
it landed on a witch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I've seen a horse fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# But I ain't ever see no elephant fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I saw a peanut stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I ain't ever seen no peanut stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I dun see 'bout everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# YEs
but by a rotorary action, not flapping.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# so, in a helicopter fashion, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Did anyone else know you can plug headphones into the microphone port and they actually work as a microphone?
I can't work out why I didn't know this before today
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# yes
we used to plug them into our video as kids and dub over our disney films. they were much funnier by the time we'd finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# It's funny because what the fuck that doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# it does for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Obviously your headphones are far inferior to the £3 ones I found down the side of my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# It's my first time doing a random burn.


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So I decorated the discs with sharpies.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Lemon juice?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# The lemon juice is for the aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Does it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Lemonaids?
Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Sit on the fucking lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# "It's like being raped with pickles"
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# nice!
sharpies are great and smell the way permanent markers should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Except more colours!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# i like colours
they're colourful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# unless you're colour blind.
Or lack cones or something. Only got rods.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# being colour blind would suck.
my brother is colour blind, it's fun to mess with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# yays
Who ya got?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Are you in it?
Faithless
Red Rocket
Johnny Catfish
themothers
Tom O'Bedlam
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I got
Jeru
An Eagle In Your Mind
Oatcake
The Great Architect
Karl Hysteria
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# They're exactly the same people I've got, with the exception of myself.
WEIRD
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Might as well send yourself one while you're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# That's nice of you.
I am sad I'm not involved in this CD lark.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I was sad the last few years.
But now I have joined!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# REJOICE!
I AM SO HAPPY!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# What's a random burn?
*not down with the kids blog*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# You get CDs, set them on fire.
Then appear at people's houses, and fling them at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# yaaaay just like a good ole fashioned
Hot vinyl lynching, back in the pre CD days
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# load all your music into your fave music player type prog'
hit random..then burn those tracks onto cd
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Blimey
that could end up with an "interesting" selection if I tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# that's the idea I guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# looks like your first time with pens ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# :P
For one thing. I've never used my sharpies on a CD before, for another thing. WRITING LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I am the devil and I grant you three wishes
as long as your wishes involve fire burning your flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Does he play WoW?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# He's a level 3 and a half FireButler, with 20 hit points and a pair of trousers of cold resistance.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Feelin' hot hot hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# poor devil!
someone's stolen his head and replaced it with a cherry!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Uh oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# It's either a devil tumor.
Or his clothes have fallen down.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Lucifers belong in a box
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# That's mean and speciesist.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# This is why I don't work for Frank.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Fuck YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# this isnt funny drugs killed my parrot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Parrot-cetamol?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Ew, cleaning up the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# *shits on your sofa*
TALK TO SAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hehe I hate those Frank adverts
I really don't think they are the way foward to helping people quit drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I liked the one with the dead dog though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# The dog was ok but the boy who turns up in toilets asking dumb questions was annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# if he's got the muchies
there's something on the floor he could eat. it doesn't even need cooking...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# carpet?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Carpet Pizza the best day-after meal money could buy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Pre-digested
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# yes.
he's a stoned rug-muncher.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Couldn't resist the urge to do this one
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Who are they then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# members of parliament?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I guessed so - not really up on MPs in the UK
Even less so here
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I wouldn't have known, except that Morley has been in the news for claiming allowance on a mortgage that was already paid off
And probably drawbridge wax...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# haha
Priceless, or not as it would seem :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# The BBC?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# "mistake"... aye right
So the options are :

Honest mistake. And they want to be trusted with the economy.

Or : Blatant lie and they got caught.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# The thing about honest mistakes
is that they don't happen constantly for a good few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# It's "the system" according to Gordon
poor MPs - victims of the system ... that they set up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I'm legally allowed to slide myself anally down a bollard until it comes out of my mouth
but I don't do that, because I know it would be bad.


Am I more intelligent than all the MPs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Hometime!
tra, Heartface x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Night lovely x
Edit: me too- bye all! x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Apparently
It's one of those great situations where you can give your opponent the choice between incompetence or malice.

they are searching for a third option, but it doesn't seem likely :/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# ilovehorses?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# SPLOT


yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I like the green one best.
*lick*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I hope it tastes of berries.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# RADIOACTIVE LIME
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Green = Radioactive, right?
Yeah. Yeah that's how it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# No, the lime is what makes it green
stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# O I SEE NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# This is all lovely and nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Hullo you
I was watching the demonic Billy Bass fish in the newsletter earlier and I laughed so much I think I ruptured something in my brain
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I haven't watched the vidjers in it yet
Don't rupture your brain though, I have plans for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# oh christ, I planned to leave it at home :D
I'm doing the Randomburn thing too.. what's the idea, sending out identical CDs to all on the list, or different ones to different people?

I WANT TO BE KORREKT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I've got you on my list. YOU.
I think it's identical CDs. Better be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# You have??
\o/ YES

Yeh, I'm going with identicals too. I'm too lazy otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Damn right.
I'm really worried about who has my address now :S especially after I've been playing with the emotionally dyslexic on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Yes, that is my concern too - although people have a bit further to go if they want to stalk me.
Also I live on the 5th floor with no lift.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Bottom floor for me, but I'll fucking KILL EM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# KEEEELL ZEM ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# To be fair, anyone trying anything'd be bloody silly
what with me itching to chase people around with my cutlass and the wife being a tae kwon do big chap shaped thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# This is true
You're not on my list though :( but you can be a special guest if you like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Awww, that's lovely of you
but it'd cost you postage and that. Just give me affection in Londres.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I can hand-deliver it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *belms* why am I such a pillock?
Alright then, nicely done. :D Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I was wondering what to put on it
Whether I should project an air of sophistication, musical snobbery or whatnot, but then just thought: I'll just put on an eclectic mix of some of my favourite songs and bollocks to whoever doesn't like them
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# That's exactly what I'm doing.
It's going to be an eclectic mix. Hopefully interesting though, I don't listen to a lot of mainstream stuff so I'm hoping that people won't have heard of at least one band each.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Aye true
GMOS is one of my recipients :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Bless his bottom, he's such a wee gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# *ears raise*
Tell me mooooore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Beirute, Sam, them at least.
Well, him. Give him a listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# You're saying lots of words.
I think I breathed in too much incense and forgot how to read.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I used a fake name and a PO box in belgium.*
*may contain lies
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Don't lie and take drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Yes, identical CDs.
Then you get receive five different CDs from various people.

And thus all is well in the cosmos.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I wouldn't go that far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I love you.
Seriously.

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# this is great
and i love the word splot.
almost as much as i love the word spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Don't quote me on it
but I'm sure it's a dutch/swedish/norwegian/danish/one of them word.


OH NO HANG ON it's a place in Wales. Never mind me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Cardiff, no less.
*waves*
See you, pickle!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Yep!
*cuddles* see you soon, pet
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# i may have to visit
just so i can have a dragon in a snow globe with "a gift from splot" on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I'd like to move there
but I've heard it's all chavvy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# that's nothing
girls around here go shopping in their pyjamas
*shudders*
sweet dancing grandma, get me out of this cultural wasteland!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# We have our own chavs
but that doesn't matter when the High Wycombe scum comes visiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# i must admit
it does feel nice to look at them and think "yep, you're going to have 6 kids, no job, no boyfriend, a drug habit and a council house by the time you're 25"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# You don't want to live in Splott
Well rough.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# i may just pass through, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Carry nothing of value then
Though if you're lucky you might get raped.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# chance'd be a fine thing
i'm off the menu for 2 months at least :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# =:o Tummy healing time?
Let's hope that's the only thing that heals up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# pff
my mate had it done and went on the pull 3 weeks later. his still hurts and it was 3 years ago. i'm not taking the risk!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# AWESOME name though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Best of all the Cardiff suburb names.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# This is how babies are made
Lovely.
And I need nice fluffy images today. I was severely traumatised while passing by the Disney store in the Gyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Warum?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Apart from it being the Disney Store and its corrupted vile parody of cuteness
there was a somewhat large and hirsute gentleman there near the entrance, squatting down to examine some toys. And his pants didn't fit too well.

The sight, however brief, of about 30cm of huge hairy arsecrack made me feel quite nauseous.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Awwww, fuzzy. You should have given it a tickle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I should have some chilli powder for such occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Tiiiickle tickle tickle
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# It's a funny old world, innit.
That would have probably given me at least a semi.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Closest I can find to fluff in the first page of my images:

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# FRUIT JUICE DE MER
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# HAPPINESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# these are damn good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# These are lovely.
I feel lovely.

Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# lovely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Awwww
when 2 become 1 that should be a happy occasion (except for the Spice Girls song)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# OH FFS YES
YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# very lully
clicks with glee
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Woo!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Fookin' awesome!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# yay!
I like the colours also : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Station!
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# THE Princess

incase anyone says anything its a filter over the vector
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# It's bloody lovely
even if Star Wars is shit.

Also, Stevie Nicks looks more like Carrie Fisher than she does now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
#
the new movie is pretty good, in fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# The animated one? Clone wars?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# No, that'd be my broken eyes
I'm sure the Cap said Star Trek.

Maybe she ninja'd....
*ponders*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I concur
I saw it but last night.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# She did, she also smacked herself on the wrist
slightly too hard. Owwww.

I wa thinking 'trek is better' you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# *soothes*
Off you pop home, lovely. I've authorised it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Waiting for the chariot!
I've given up on work today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I shouldn't have bothered coming in.
fucking disaster from the word go.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Tell me about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# fucking disaster from the word go
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# REALLY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Oh, Orrible.
Your little face in my memory makes me smile like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I have a feeling you are putting emphasis on different words to me...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I have no idea what you mean ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# yeah, right...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Brain broken o no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Yeah, it's this place.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I wish I had elderflower drink. I like elderflower drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I like elderflower sorbet. I haven't made it in AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Oh oh oh do it. Send me some in an envelope.
Ttssattsr Towers
2 Devastator Hill
Satan's Grove
H311 666
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# It's nice with a little fresh mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# It's nice in my rumblytum.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I'm so hungry, Samblekins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# :(
*stuffs cheese on toast into CD tray*
Take food, eat down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Omnomnomnom
GOD I could go for some cheese on toast right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# rhubarb sorbet.
so tart, it almost turns your lips inside out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I really like cooking rhubarb with nutmeg and raisins, I don't know why.
I'm making a crumble at the weekend, Uncle Brian (not mine, my best mate's and even then not a real uncle) has donated much fresh rhubarb from the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# i go for the unadulterated rhubarb crumble
with delicious cornish ice cream. i do occasionally add oats to the crumble, but usually i just have a classic crumble.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I don't know what it is, I only do it with rhubarb.
Mango, lemon and pineapple crumble's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# i make a good pineapple upside-down cake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Snatch Wars is quite excellent fun
does what it says on the tin, NSFW for sweary goodness

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Oh, I thought he was doing that mixing up Trek & Wars accidentally on purpose thing
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# ^me too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# heheh
nawty
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
#
It really wasn't...

I can't remember ever feeling so cheated out of the cost of a cinema ticket


In my opinion :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Zip it, young legs
I want to watch it on blue ray when it comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# make sure you buy a pair of sunglasses
...




and a lobotomy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I think I'm thick enough.
Any more and I'll start watching channel 5 news.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You forgot 'and a gun and a list of hollywood producers'.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I want to see it at imax but it's £13 feckin 50p!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# You may not want to do that*
*did that last night.

It's a bit too BIG, if you get me... neckache issues.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# ok cool
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Tom, my dear chap, we must agree to disagree on this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I will fight you to the end of the Earth
*serious faces*

I'm making my randomburn, I'm putting Hank Williams on it. Hell yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Fighting never solved anything.
But you get points back for Hank Williams.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hell yeah, so far my randoming has put hank williams, captain beefheart and joni mitchell on the cd
\m/
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Hahah, my shuffle put the Turrican Rap as the very first track.
C64-samplerific!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I haven't started yet.
I'm going to start with Beirute, and then shuffle from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# For me it was "The Thin Red Line"
I've never seen a more pointlessly long and boring war movie in my life. There was one good bit - *one* - in the whole four fucking hours when Woody Harrelson blew off his own arse by accident. The rest was just...shite.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Agreed
*Goes in for the Hi-Five*
*misses*
*looks a twat*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# *leaps in from an angle*
*catches highfive mid air*
*lands on a skateboard*
*scores a million points*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Oh you SOD
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Fuck yeah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# that was woody harrelson? why did he have a british accent?
the only good bit for me was "Victor, Victor"

by about halfway through I was ready to leave, I only stayed because one of my mates was enjoying it.
I think my enjoyment of it fell down one of the million plot holes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I saw the premiere in Berlin
Fuck me, that was a terrible evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# You snuck back
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# not for long...
that's me done until tail-end of next week.
hey ho.

bloody work.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# they are working you way to hard mate
My laptop turned up today, I am gently warming my nuts with nuts with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# nuts with nuts?
Is that an ice cream topping?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# me man nuts
Take care sir

going to watch the dark knight on blu-ray
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# yeah, I kinda got that ;-)
you too, guv.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# how are you feeling today?
did you manage to sort out your heat problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ish.
I'm alright, I just want to get home. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# looking forward to tomorrow
and coping with a mixture of boredom and excitement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# What's happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# going to spain for a fortnight
recuperation without the fun. i'm banned from the swimming pool :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Try and enjoy it anyway.
I'd go and see all the Gaudi architecture in Barcelona, and then go to Seville and smell the orangy niceness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# i love barcelona
the market along las ramblas is fantastic! i'm thinking of going to the dali museum this year, i'm sure my dad would go with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I've never been to Spain at all
I always think it's going to be too hot.


DO go to the Dali museum, for I shall be so jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# it's just right at this time of year
i get heatstroke in liverpool when it's hot, but spain in may is just right. i had a copy of dali's lobster telephone, but i have no idea where it went to.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# yeah but you're a girlie girlgirl! Therefore anything you say about Star Wars will only be met
by accomodating nods and smiles:P

EDIT: In other news I had the police round earlier. Someone made them come as there was a problem with a booking system and they thought that they should be given a double room for five pounds a night.
THis is obviously a police matter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# *growls*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# good doggy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# >_<
don't be sexist in front of a woman who's hormonal enough to rip your arms off and feed them to you.



not that i would....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Oh I would.
RIVERFUCKINGGHOST BEHAVE YOUR SILLY SELF or I shall climb up you and do something terrible to your haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# i've seen that haircut.
someone beat you to it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# What, like wash it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# YES.
If you think you're too big to be forced into things by me, you've got another bloody thing coming. Now be nice and apologise to lovely Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I wouldn't say too big
I'd say grew up with too many sister to be forced into anything by you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I will shove you down the stairs if I have to.
Or drug you or something. Hit you with a brick. Stab you with a barbeque fork?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Yeah my sisters have tried all that
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# That explains a few things
*prances away playing the pan pipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# All older sisters
resulting in paranoia, extremely high pain threshold and a tendancy to put the bog seat down.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I can do that myself thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I'm not in front of a woman.
Secondly I think if you did you would have to face the reprecussions of lots of BBQless b3tards on bash day as I wouldn't have my BBQing hands.
It's be torches and pitch fork I tell ye! Torches and pitchforks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# well
how about a light whipping? maybe a spot of decapitation?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Sorry
I'm a little short this month. No cash spare for life's little luxuries. :(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# 50p short:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# pffff
i take euros
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# the currency or the rodent?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# currency
i need it for my hols
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# i'll meet it with a glowing energy sword and a severe expression
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# As long as it's not the type of 'glowing energy sword' that is relected in, say, a metal desk lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# The fact still remains that it's a load of boring old balls
and I, being a girly girl, am awesome and that. Look at my tiny hands and tell me they're not awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# *smiles and nods*
*goes off and does something manly like building a shed*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I don't trust any tv series where the future of military personelle are less well trained and equipped than a street bobby.
I mean seriously, even they have stab proof vests.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# But I love it so, Jeru.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Doesn't stop it being balls.
Star Wars did at least have a purpose and a short and defined plot, I'm lost as to what the purpose of Star Trek is really.

I'm thinking it's actually a TV paperweight, so that all the channels don't float away.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It doesn't stop it being balls
but then people watch bloody terrible things like Eastenders, which in my eyes is far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Yeah but people in glass houses an' all that.
Who the fuck lives in a glass house anyway? And surely if you were going to throw stones you'd be throwing them at someone so would just open the door or a window anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I think the idea is that the person you throw the stone at would throw it back.
At your glass house.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Surely all that teaches you it to throw things at people sneakily or do so with such force as to knock them unconscious.
Not quite sure how you could apply that to speech, though I'm sure you could probably shout so violently at someone they passed out....probably.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Or ran away in fear.
I think I could make someone do that. Not through fear of violence, just fear of the unknown.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# run me through the logic on that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# It's less logical that the police actually turned up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# yes, but where's the pea?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# It's in a secret compartment
also: damn, missed my b3taday, I was going to donate and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# i got my internets back justin time for mine
i got many dragons :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# yes, it does, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# filter over trace? :p
i like muchly! :S
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Looks nothing like Diana
Nice pic, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll trot this out...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# psst
it's shielded...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# do you think he should see a doctor about that?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# i'm not an experienced nad doctor
but i'll have a damn good look at them for him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I know ;)
I noticed that afterwards... shhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# heheheeh
i had to comment, my pedant radar was triggered. apart from that, it's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# You loon
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# .......0_0
That is a winner, You utter star!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *glees*
spanktastic! You could have just drawn the curtains though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hello Ghostie
what's the bed situation currently, o spiky one?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I have one
but it's been offered to someone who still has to give a definate yes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I expected as much
I may have to go searching b3tan floorspace or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I'll chase up that bed for you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! superb contraption!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# quality item
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# quail tity me
I wish it was home time
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I am at home having a lovely cup of tea
I am also off work tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Damn your eyes
It's felt like Friday today and all.
Never mind - Vietnamese food tonight - hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I'm sure there's
an award ceremony held for inventions like this: Rube Goldberg?. This would be in with a good chance of winning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Interestingly enough Americans say Rube Goldberg while Brits say Heath Robinson
Goldberg started a couple of years after Robinson
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I'll check them both out!
Thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# 'ello flower
how you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Thank you
I looked at some Goldberg pics and they were okay-ish but thanks to ^this info I'll go have a look at Heath Robinson's instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] This is the future, from the past.
from the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# What happens
if you finish, then backpedal?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Take the roll from the bottom, install on top and use the underside.
No waste here. Har har.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Don't lean back
you'll end up with a marmite stripe down your t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! imbatman, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I think you may be right.
I need one of these, I just shat I laughed so much! Well done sir!
(robbersdog, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Yes!
Yes!
Just... yes!
*click*
(Ash Oops, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I'm confused
I was all ready to wirte a scathing post about how you nicked this and searched google images for wipe-o-matic expecting to see hundreds of them as I was forwarded this in an email years ago and there it is, the first result but closer inspection reveals it to be hotlinked from b3tards
so now I'm not sure wether to be outraged or not

grr

images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.b3tards.com/u/347704ecc2d8903e64fc/wipe-o-matic.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/12/33628733-virgin-media-phorm-webwise-adverts-updated-page-448.html&usg=__95HSJlGXI8mByPncoHhASwJqEMU=&h=468&w=396&sz=5&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=Rzd0-uB2uO5qVM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=108&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwipe%2Bo%2Bmatic%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dcom.ubuntu:en-US:unofficial%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I made this a few years ago.
I trot it out for every suitable compo.

/hangs head in shame
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Just for a second
I thought it was actually a good idea
(Salvadore Peagrove needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this need re inventing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Spearmint Hippo allowance :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Mistress's Homo
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# are you really?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Oh god yes, I'll do anything - I'm £300 into my overdraught(draft?)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Ha!
You forgot a section which says:

"This expense is...

a) An oversight
b) Within the rules
c) Something I'll pay back if I get caught"

Edit: put my glasses on...you did it, and funnier. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
Great.

Especially liked "number of moats"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Am I allowed to be amused by this?
Though hahaha, lavish lifestyle.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# no fair
be honest, this is real isn't it?
(Salvadore Peagrove needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Indeed
... and as such not in the spirit of the image challenge!

Seriously though, it is very good. *clicks*
(LittleKitty, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Winning hearts and minds...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# His frock looks lovely and comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# It's his 'Come hither' outfit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# he has pens envy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# looks like bed sheets with sleeves.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# yays
Is it the new film based on HOw To Get A Head in Advertising where a guy has a Stormtrooper head grow on his shouder?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Blimey, Jawas sure have changed since I was a kid....
Top 'shop sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Thanks Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# standard casual...
...or moo moo in XXL.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

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