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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: LETTER ART


This week we'd like you to make an animal or a celebrity, or something generally recognisable... entirely from letters and punctuation. It's like making ascii art, but using Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# .
O o

babs windsor...

edit:dang, first and i forgot to compo it. i knoe its shit but wth!

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# |-o-|
tie fighter
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# <-o->
darth vader's tie fighter
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# <-Oo->
tie bomber
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# X==>
X-Wing
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Pointy cock and balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Tau Gunboat
\|/
-A-
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# .
L
I

JON HOLMES
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# 0
Kylie?
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# haha harsh!
(_)(_) kylie
(______)(______) jo brande
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# someone heckled jo brand once
saying "don't show us your tits!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
bless her
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Pffft.....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# also gabrielle
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# :D
Greeeaaaat!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Well at least there wont be many reposts.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :P

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# that's really rather good!
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# This is utterly wonderful.
The Shield ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# It's over already? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Blimey
Thats a bit good that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
# stunning

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# you're soooooooooo wrong:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# this will win
www.b3ta.com/board/9289674

and many more just as good *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# There's quite a few of Q4's that are good.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] What, like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# yes
like that
(smalldickedandproud, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# (o)(o)
fired eggs
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Is that the look of surprise when they were handed their P45s?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# .
lol man your a poet and you didn't even know it
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Gah!
If I'd have known, I'd have changed it...

I had a boss that constantly used that phrase and then uttered this hideous cackle. Shoving razor wire through my eyes would have been less painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# hahahah
razor wire lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# i can't do this...
......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# a wee treat
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] oh naff off with stupid change a letter compos!
do something BETTER!
WORDS IS NOT COMPO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# right then
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty

Also shocking pbb ratio
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh cunty fucksticks
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# you're joking, right? Go on, what's the real compo?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I should have no trouble
getting this completely wrong
possibly
edit : ok here is my attempt
Image9
I think its going to stand a chance, a sad state of affairs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# If it's letter art
what letter is the nose made out of?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# it is an expanded
full stop??? maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo


Mascot of www.NanimeW.Org.UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# erm
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post249420
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Monster Vomit.
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/

New drawing, Not 100% happy with the monsters. Drawn and coloured on photoshop with a pen tablet.



Click for bigger (424 kb)
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# rorshach! is she a) drinking or b) throwing up?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# ....
She's Meant to be throwing up, But I couldn't get it to look how I wanted, I ran outta' patience with it.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# fukkin' emos!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# bukkake?
im shure ive seen this film...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# is she spewing out?
..or swallowing
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# lol answered my own question
Note to self: check title b4 posting
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Contains enough protein to feed the entire starving Armenian Army !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# lovely shape to the girl's legs
nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# the girl dosen't chew her food very well, so its no wonder
.
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Great style, I likes.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# hmmm...
...i'm sure there's a japanese version of this... except it's not vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# *eye like*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Is a space-a-ship, do you like the space-a-ship?


Click for bigger (62 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I like bacon :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I bet that is your most used /ac
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I don't use /ac
i type at the speed of light :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I lieks chooocolate milk!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I lieks cer-e-al!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# ha ha
whats that from again? that was funny
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# cheeeeese!


Foster's Home of Imaginary Friends.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# It has face
woo

I'm going to kill pixels on TF2
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# suit case face!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Don't be so fucking rude
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i didn't mean you
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# i like Star Wars...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Yes
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# does it have a lazer beem?
.
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I liek short shorts!
and space-a-ships, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# That's - a - nice - a . . . space - a ship - a !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Like that.
Like that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# looks very much like a romulan war bird
but with better colours
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# ...linger on...pale blue eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# *oohs and ahhs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Is the answer Cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# *is shocked*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I know, that covers all the radio 1 hosts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# It is like watching some 80's music video
Like a Tom Tom Club video
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# oh no...
...they were packed with subliminal messages... i knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# mostly you just make me mad
nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# :D...
...a backhanded compliment...thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Thought of you as everything I've but couldn't keep...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
# is very nice
i'm defiantly impressed by your work
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# why thank you...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Thats how i dance!
puts a donk on it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Gang green eyes . . . linger on those pale blue eyes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# *scrolls dn*
excellently done, well freaky
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# aah...
...*runs away*.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# LEFT FLAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# *click*
ha ha ha great!
bring our troops home!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# so they can join the dole too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# better than getting blown to bits
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Well if they're stupid enough to join the army in times of war...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# ahh touche
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# they're in the army
the idea of a war is to create jobs and sell guns to people who want to buy them, see we finally got rid of the debt from wwii - now we bring our boys home :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Hang on,
we need war to pay off the debt from war?
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# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# How do we pay off the debt from these wars?
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# MORE WARS
natch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# the debt from WWII was paid off in about 1980 mate
so yes, its paid off.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# 2006 lols
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4757181.stm
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# i shall write to the publisher of the book i read this in
and complain!! altho this is about the post-war debt, not the paying off of the lend-lease act (wtf was that about? as if they were gonna get pristine tanks back from a battlefield!)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Now we just need to pay off the Brown Spending binge
Saying that, there we will be another major war in the next 10 years, probably ww3
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# war huuuurgh
what is it good for?
...well selling guns, jobs etc etc
Wonder who sold guns to iraqies in the first place?.... *points at america* do do do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# yeah, we are pretty bad for this sort of thing too
didnt we sell weapons to indonesia to fight the timorese?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# not just sold guns,the taliban was pretty much setup by the cia,funny that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# conspirarcyarty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# lol,all facts are conspiracy indeed :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# It's not really a conspiracy.
At that point the Commies were perceived as the biggest threat and we armed whatever bastards we could find to try and deal with them.
Then they collapsed and we realised there were lots of heavily armed bastards throughout the world looking for new enemies.
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# the cia armed the taliban to fight the commies
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Yeah, they come under the header 'bastards'
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# 'mega bastards'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# always gotta have an enemy
they can point to and say "we must protect ourselves against them at all cost"
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# exactly,theres always a scapegoat
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# no moat, not real.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# STORM THE BEACH!...
...TAKE NO PRISONERS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# The charge of the Light Bucket Brigade !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I missed the draw off
But here goes anyway.

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# 4 and a half!
Shiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# No.
Just a half.

Non-reader.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# You are assuming that 0 starts just after 4, where he is assuming 1 is the start. both are valid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# The Mean Machine has no "zero" setting.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_Machine_Angel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hmmm. unfortunately from the description, that would make pedantichrist right (appropriately enough, given his name)
since the dial goes UP TO four, this must be the maximum, and the drawing above is indeed 1/2, not 4 1/2...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Nope
The dial goes 1-2-3-4 (1 being the lowest), but sometimes has gone to 4 1/2. Read the comics.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Top Draw!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# That is ace :)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Wonderous!
I keep missing those.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I sometimes do my own pseudodrawoffs because I feel left out :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I thought that you were ambidextrous . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Punched !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# oh shit not 4 and half?
amazing *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# that the guy from wild wild west with william smitherson?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# N Tropy?
(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] sex up a tree
SexUpATree
I wont do the image challenge correctly on purpose.
*folds arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# BARK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I hear her bark is worse than her bite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# what is seen cannot be unseen
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Aaaarrrrgghhh
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# "Santa Claus Got Eaten By A YETI"
C'mon, sing along.......

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSUHxFjcQlQ
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# nice
he looks friendly
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Too much bukkake?
Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Can it be . . . shaved ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# 10/10!
For disturbing GIFfing!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# For those who wanna know the origins:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAiTOuSyJsQ

WARNING: ONCE SEEN YOU CANNOT UNSEE!

*edit* oops, meant to do this as a reply to myself above, never mind...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Still hard to tell which came first . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# The egg came first if you belive darwin
and the chicken if you believe in creationism.
Personally I believe spaghetti came first.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# egg with legs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# there's no believing darwin
either there's common sense
or there's complete fucking ignorance
(cl1nt was named after dirty harry, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# *insert inapropriate fwapping joke here*
I'm not going to be able to eat eggs for a while now...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# something like this?
b3ta.com/links/317420

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I originally that it was a couple of bellends through some feathers
After watching that video, I'm not sure which would have been better
(Stu in the hat is frothing at the gash, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Glad it wasn't just me
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# thank you
thank you so much for making the humble egg a little bit more mind-altering
:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# aaaaaaaaargh!
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# hahaha
Really? HAve you not noticed the hide button?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# there is no hiding
from chicken bum face
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# John Prescot's here?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Oh why
oh dear god why
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# is this based on the vid on /links?
awesome! i will not sleep well tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# fuck!...
...get off my screen!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# could someone please explain
why this reminds me of garry glitter ??
*phones therapist*
(smalldickedandproud, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Phones
the rapist?
(I helped save b3ta! the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Wed 20 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# first i see the tommy cooper dying vid
and now this !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# hahaha........shopped pics only please
enough of susan boyle:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# brilliant!
"...and now on Cbeebies...Bumchicken and Eggeye"
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# *Cries*
Good work, but I'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Reminds me of a Furby
and by association, this
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Gah...
beaten to it. Nice job.
(Dr Frank, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Christ..
..there will be no sleep tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! Hey Baberuba 6e 65 72 64, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Arggghhhh
Jebus wept
(roar, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# If I want to see this sort of thing
I'll just pop outside and pick up one of my feathered friends!

Ace work btw - took me a moment or two to realise what you'd used here!

Moar chickens!!!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!!
that's f'kn weird, I like it a lot : D
click!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# everytime I look at the front page
FFS kill it!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Oh my...
.
(robbersdog, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# This looks like an evil Furbee
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# *dies*
a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# haha
this rivals mofaha's horrible monster thing for unpleasantness on the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Welcome back Mutated Monty!
What have you been doing all this time???
(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Opened briefcase, found dracula.


On a side note, got re-measured for a bra yesterday. Guess my new size, win a picture drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Portable!
I never worked out how the bra size system works.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I think it goes by number of handfuls or something.
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# Handfuls per breast
or per set?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Per breast.
Using a standard gauge hand.
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# Er. B-cup 36''?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Haha, too small and too many inches there.
I've not been B since I was about 11 or 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Fair enough.
Now you have to guess this:

1) given a sequence Xr = (x0, x1, ... , xn) where xi is less than or equal to xi+1 for i in n
2) where each x in Xr is taken from the list of numbers between 1 and 2 to the power n
3) what is the size of X, the set of all such sequences?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# That sentence doesn't end properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Sorry,
it had an < sign
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Thought so. Damn chevrons.
And I stopped complex mathematical stuff at A level maths.

So this just confuses me to where the i comes from. Isn't i the root of -2?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# i is just an index.
but the answer, for n = (3, 4, 5) is (84, 3060, 324632). I wish I had the maths to provide a general formula :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I see.
Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# ha! :) I expect that was typed with a straight face like this, :|
even more interesting is that a subset of the sequences in X can produce another set of sequences B, where each bi in B is just the binary representation of xi with length n (left-padded with 0s).

Arranged into a square, these sequences in B form n by n matrices that are the adjacency matrix of a graph, and the set of graphs so produced are non-isomorphic.

Which is pretty cool, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# This both confuses and interests me.
Is it similar to the Mandelbrot set?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# :) no, not at all. or, I should say, "not as far as I know", which isn't very far, when it comes to maths.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# give us a picture to guess (fully clothed of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Haha. Okay.
cleocatra.deviantart.com/art/Me-as-fake-scout-thingy-121622658
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# 34 FF
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# hehehe, I would probably punch him in the face
I owned rebel_biscuit on TF2 last night :)

I am thinking E cup
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Haha, like that gif where the black guy punches the dude in the mask in the bin?
E cup was my old size. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# F cup
Unless you have been on a diet in which case dd cup

I would punch him right in the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Still too small.
Beware, if he's the wrong sort of vampire, you'll cut your hand and turn into one.

Wait, that is werewolf.

INCAPACITATE THE FUCKER!

Also, neither of those, and I don't count myself on a diet, I count myself as watching what I eat so I am in tip-top condition. I should still eat more fruit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# H cup
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I'll give you one last guess.
That one is too big.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# G cup
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Too small.
You're outta guesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# gg?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# As that's your first guess.
I think you win.

Your picture'll be in the post. With your random burn.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# No fair
He just took what was left out of my guesses :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# It's strategy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# you're the watson to my sherlocke holmes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# win!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# 34 E?
Like I know what I'm talking about.

Nice drawing by the way.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Thanks =)
And that was my old size. I've lost some weight and seemingly gained cupsize.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Pulp Fiction?
(Frogb3at, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Haha!
Maybe. But it's more TF2 related.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# TerminFuckingator2?
(Frogb3at, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Team Fortress 2
More fun then you think

It was last night, 102 kills in 50 mins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Cor.
Good going there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# A mix of heavy and sniper :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Nice :)
As I'm usually medic, I don't get many kills. I do get the odd UBERSAW YOUR NECK OFF and hey scout, here's your daily injection, but unless I'm on the Mario Kart server, where it's all crits, I never get more kills than my assists.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I love the mario one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# It is amazing.
I need to set my console with use on F though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I always shoot the cat buses :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I get stuck inside them sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# 4,000?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Is that Imperial or Metric?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Roughly 36 Metrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# It's over NIIINETHOOUSSAAAND
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Foooouuaaaaahhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Emergency! Red demoman on the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Red Sniper behind you red medic is drunk needs roommate. On fire above you about to explode emergency expoding all clear, sleeping. Red spy leaked video.
/fanfic
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I guess
32 FF
(The Director of Directing, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Close, but no cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# 36C
That's without the Drac-in-a-box.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Drac in the Box !
the size that fits . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Your a natural H
I measured it by how long it took you to reach the keyboard over your jugs
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# .
(Frogb3at, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# O'Bedlam?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# one of the guys from orbital in space?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Look carefully, you can see the stagehands in the reflection
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# the gay shifts number 1
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# What flag is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# sun flag maybe
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Kazakhstan
(Frogb3at, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Ummmmmm.......... BORAT'S bottom half?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Haha
you did this so well and so subtly that most people didn't spot it, apparently.

Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# agobay flaff


transparent version
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# But the transparent one is on a plain background anyway *cries*
Lovely stuff :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# you can load it into photoshop and paint whatever you want in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# origami head : D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Reminds me of Katamari
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# excuse me young man, you have an origami stuck in your hair
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# i like this... have a rework!...
.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# excellent work
spudboy
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# diddle-diddle
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Mellow Kaliki Maui !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# aloha aloha aloha
whut's all this then:))....jiggy woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I recognise that hat


Click for no good reason (93 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# The Flight of the Phonetics !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# MANWASP
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH.
Also: 'lo J
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I am tempted to write J-Dog now.
I shall fight it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# hello!
and you cannot ban education sir. everyone has a right to know about the beauty of creation!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# You sir, have evidently not ventured into the heartlands, or 'Mid West' of the United States.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Where it is called "edjumacation"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# ^ What she said...

Monkeys need to be Spanked and not injected!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# hehe
and eurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# The wasp missed an opportunity to get a wank off that monkey
silly wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# So MANWASP fucks dead monkeys?
I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# not dead
just paralysed by the venom
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# So MANWASP fucks crippled monkeys?
I like him more!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# if by "fucks"
you mean "injecting their abdominal cavity with larvae" then yeah. it's a bit more violent and stabby than a fuck i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# So you are a gentle fucker I see!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Once the larvae burst free
I would say that the monkey is proper fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Bastard!!
Just made me give a stifled laugh on a conf. call to head office.
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# So MANWASP has a violent and stabby sexcock?
I like him the most.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# rofl!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# The spider species harpactea sadistica has one of those
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Yeah, but
can it inject a paralysed monkey's abdominal cavity with larvae?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# yeah it got the idea off MANWASP
MANWASP's is like that but bigger
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I look forward to the Attenborough documentary
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# That is horrifying on so many levels.
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Christy! Why would you want to do that to a monkey?
Why is nature so cruel? Why?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Good.
Right, Scum - I'm off down the pub.

Smell you later, losers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# But...but....It's a Wednesday?
They...they don't serve beer on a wednesday......?...do they?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I finaly wish I was you
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# beautiful
the cycle of nature begins again

*wipes away tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Haha wapsees
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# That's how they do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# \o/ Hamsterscience!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# haha
*click*
(Peter_G, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# It's madness like this that detracts us from the TRUTH OF TEH LOVELY BISKWITS!
Hamster science indeed! Pah!

FOLLOW TEH LOVELY BISKWITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# What is this Truth of which you speak?
I don't believe I have had the pleasure..
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# It is the truth of teh lovely biskwits
By eating biskwits, you become lovely.

No one is truly lovely until they eat the lovely biskwits.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I shall now begin my quest for the Holy Biskwits
Or Unholy, depending on preference.
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I can show you where to get them
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# 7 Shape ... Another Artist


7-Shape Vector Francis Bacon (T-shirt. Poster)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

I'll get back onto the non-famous faces soon it's just I've had a few orders for these people.
-
View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
-
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Now do me
Like you promised aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Actually I don't care.
He's like Jolly Jack in the post-your-own-shit-but-have-nothing-good-to-say-about-anyone-else's department.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Right you've officially been moved right down my list ...
ner ner ner!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Maybe you've got a dull face
?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Yes, it's not a very profitable look
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Why is it always:
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
-
View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
-

in your posts?
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# By "7 Shape" Do you mean
Image->Adjustments->Posterize->Levels:7 in Photoshop followed by Auto-Trace or Modify->Bitmap->Trace Bitmap in Flash?

Good luck with your "Google for an image, apply a Photoshop Filter, and try to flog it on a T-Shirt" business model! :)

Seeing as all your posts contain a $$buy the t-shirt$$$ and $$buy the poster$$ link, doesn't this just count as spam? Or do you think that the offer to apply your quick filter to a B3ta user or two fools people into thinking you're not just flogging your crap on here?
(geeteepee hardly worked on, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# George Chuckleby
(iamgoingtohell, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I'm leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street
In case a certain cumbersome piece of furniture goes by...
To you...
To I...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# more like George Dirty-Sanchezed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# If Freddie Mercury had not died
but was still riddled with AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Great Britain unveils first astronaut



I bet you thought it was going to be Ken Dodd didn't you?
Well originally it was

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Blessed MUST be the first Brit in Space.
It's scientific fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# haven't there already been like loads of them
I think there's even been a Scot...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Really?
Well, if Blessed went up, he'd still be the first.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# apparently not
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8058601.stm

However:
The first Briton in space was Sheffield-born chemist Helen Sharman. She had to secure private funding to fly to the Mir space station on a Russian Soyuz craft in 1991.

Three British-born astronauts have flown into space under an American flag: Michael Foale, Piers Sellers and Nicholas Patrick.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# How did they see where they were going?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Jim Irwin wasn't British. Fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# and she fell over carrying the flame up the steps at the 1991 Student games
yes: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Sharman#Later_career

how the fuck did I remember that. Oh yes IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# In space no-one can hear you scream, eh?
He'll put that one to the test.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I wish I was brian
sooo much, I am getting the nice little lady in my town to make me a knitted brian blessed (HELL YES)

*(EDIT) sorry about the outburst of valley girl in this post
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# she lied to you
she's knitting you a Joe Pasquale
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Oh god yes, I would this to be true :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# PLUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# God yes!
In space, you COULD hear him scream :D *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# he wouldn't like it
because he wouldn't be able to shout
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Goose Him!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# LOVELY MEAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Hold on...
*squints*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# 7 Shape ... Shouty Pearoast


7-Shape Vector Brian Blessed (T-shirt)
-
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# By "7 Shape" do you mean
Image->Adjustments->Posterize->Levels:7 in Photoshop followed by Auto-Trace or Modify->Bitmap->Trace Bitmap in Flash?

Good luck with your "Google for an image, apply a Photoshop Filter, and try to flog it on a T-Shirt" business model! :)

Seeing as all your posts contain a $$buy the t-shirt$$$ and $$buy the poster$$ link, doesn't this just count as spam? Or do you think that the offer to apply your quick filter to a B3ta user or two fools people into thinking you're not just flogging your crap on here?
(geeteepee hardly worked on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Reply from Logovend about his t-shirt/poster spam
You've posted 10 times?
Who rattled your cage ... those image are draw from scratch mate by hand, let's see if you can come up with the same results with a posterise and auto-trace but I guess it's just jealousy.

If you want to find out about the B3ta people and the project I'm working on then you should have followed my link ... here it is for you because you were too lazy to do so ...

www.logovend.com/models.htm

And if you look on this page you'll see I've already draw a fair few ... and have about 100 more to do of B3ta's sat here.

As for making money mate ... I'm a £50 a hour graphic designer ... as you can probably see if you mooch about my site ... and out of the 100 or so designs I've done I've sold like about 20 t-shirts in total ... which works out at about £100 profit for 200-300 hours work ... that's about 50p an hour. It was more because people on b3ta asked me in the first place to sell them ... more of a service that a thoroughly money making scheme I would say. I mean don't get me wrong if I could sell 10-20 of each design I did which takes me 2-3 hours to research and draw I would be over-joyed. But that just aint the case.

But if that's offensive to you then so be it.

Get reporting me or something ... or just crawl back under your rock.

BYE BYE ... now set to ignore.
(geeteepee hardly worked on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# He looks so proud.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# In space
No one can you SSSCCCRRREEEAAAMMM
(skinwah punted Baxter, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# pea
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I need your clothes, your boots, and a handkerchief.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# ACE.
"I need your coat, your trousers, your sunglasses, and a tissue."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# is a cout
a sort of austrian undergarmont?
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# It's a polite English version of a
Flamin galah.

EDIT: Gah! You got me!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Arf
Maybe he's just been to the dentist, got tranqed and got an injection.
Hasta la Vistaril, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hehehe
Hello all!

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Fucking shit how the fuck are you you cheery fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Go get your neck cracked at the chiropractor, I have never felt so good in my life :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Yeah well I was my good mate's best man at the weekend, the whole thing was ace and brill on every level
And now I appear to be back at work.

I'd like to see a chiropadist cure THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# They would
She started cracking my neck back into place and I started laughing for no reason and have been in a good mood ever since :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha everything's funny on crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Glad to be home
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# So am I, I have also bought a Nigel Slater cook book :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Kitchen Diaries?
If so, 15 points to you.

Also: www.harpercollins.com.au/books/9780007248902/The_Clatter_of_Forks_and_Spoons/index.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I'm 76% great
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Still bettter then 24% great
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I predict that this film will not be very good
this post is very good. This post is likely to be better than the whole film. More people will see the film than will see this post. The people who made the film, which will probably be shit, will get rich. This post will not make BLD rich. the world is topsy turvey.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# :(
Thanks for the encouragement, but I'd rather have all of Christian Bale's money
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# This.
My mother and I were discussing winning the lottery the other day, and she was saying in an extended fashion that being rich wouldn't make me happy and I said no but I'd give it a bloody good crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# when the euro thingys was 110 squizillion pounds the other week
someone told me they wouldn't want to win it and I told them to fuck off. If you're not imaginative enough to think of people to give money to and things to do with what's left you're a fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Zackle
If it wouldn't change you then enter the local fucking tombola you fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# well then
maybe you should have auditioned for and starred in Empire of the Sun as directed by Steven Spielberg. You really dropped the ball on this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I know
I was too busy filling my face with drugs and blocking it all out
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Stephen Frygal
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
I knew he wasn't gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# he's actually a Trappist Monk
don't ask him to take down your phone messages for you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# COCK PUNCHER!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I so want that film to be made. I'm waiting for internet self-reference
culture to be so endemic that someone funds it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# FOOOOOOOD EATER
/Keanu
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# "...people used to confuse me with Jean Claude Van Damme you know..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# fry up (i could murder a nice fry up now)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I found a cafe in leith which does a supreme breakfast for £4.25
it includes the following:
2 link sausages,
1 sliced sausage,
2 rashers of bacon,
black pudding,
haggis,
beans,
fried egg,
fried tomato,
hash brown,
potato scone,
buttered roll,
mug of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I'm sure the quality of the produce is poor
but you can't argue with the range!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

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