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'night all...

Chief Biggum.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

That's a fucking massive gun

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

HAH! Take that planning agencies!

We're going to build our megalithic structure here and you can kiss it!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

What planning permission?

That's quite clearly the council offices.

Where they look down on all the peons and pick them off with a scoped magnum-oh wait I'm thinking of Fallout 3 again.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

nothing a few well placed missiles can't fix :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

Do you like our owl Mr Deckard?

please tell me someone gets the reference....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Do androids dream....

Who made the snake.
Although Falling Water House wasn't this high up a mountain

(lordy lordy, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

thank heavens for that!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Hi sir

That is lovely

This is all from me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

It's a goodnight from him...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I see that as a huge armchair

'ning sir :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

Looks like a videogame :)

Hello and goodbye, mate.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

This reminds me of Myst

Although I never played it, so I'm not entirely sure why

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

it's cos it's misty in the distance, innit

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

You have an interesting perspective

Although it would be more interesting if you stood on your head and covered one eye with a fried egg

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

hang on a minute, I can't hear you

*stands up properly and removes fried egg*

OK, that's just UNCANNY

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

I HAVE SKILLS

And hidden webcams

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

Play Misty for me . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Looks like she's giving it a right tug there.

She needs to calm down.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

dude, that is calm

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

oooooooooooooooh!!!

Clint got wood....HARDWOOD:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Towering over the peaks and into the valleys . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

am i the only one

that finds this arousingly phallic?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

it was probably built by Laura Norris.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

Laura Norris is not arousingly phallic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

that's what she wants you to think

with her hacking

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

Laura Norris arouses phalluses

That's how she spreads the virus

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Haha

I did exactly the same thing, then decided it wasn't worth posting and closed paint. Black pubes tho. Brown? You pervert.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

Purely aesthetic, black wouldn't have shown up.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

i'm rather glad i don't have a phallus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Neither does Laura Norrs.

*narrows eyes*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

i don't have the skills to be a hacker

a hacking cough, that i can manage

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

It's the organ with a 1000 uses

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

name them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Wanking, sexing, peeing, pretending you're a jedi...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

that's 4

only 996 to go

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

Spunking, spelunking, impregnating...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Writing your name in the snow.

Dipping in the coffee of people you don't like.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

If you're uncircumsized you have the perfect place to store coins/grow mushrooms.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Wait wait wait

SPELUNKING? With a PENIS?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

Exploring caves?

I'd say!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

I never leave home without mine

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

sawing, threading, getting stones out of shoes

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

ok, i can see where this is going

rather than scrolling up and down all night, i wish to be presented with a numbered list of uses for the phallus.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Looks like an ideal place for me to setup my new regime

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

Oooh that's some sexiness right there

and my new desktop. x

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Gegs

Click for bigger (30 kb)

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I beg your pudding?

That interesting. I'm number ten on the stats board but not in any of the top tens for the statsboard timeslots.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

to be fair

that's not that interesting

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gravytrain, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

you're number 5 on the early birds

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

BUT NO DAMNED WORM!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

so, you've had a sex change?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

twice!

EDIT: Hmmmm I'm considering Chinese food tonight.
wonder if the BNP get pissed of if they go out on the lash and can only go out for an English?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

you must have an undercarriage like a knuckle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

No but I have knuckles like undercarriages!

Unfortunately like that of a Lancaster bomber.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

do they split open and release their payload?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

yes

my bouncing payload was the fear of many a German dam ovner in WWII

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

gott in himmel!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

I want the blandest thing on the menu.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

the writing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

Technically speaking they couldn't have a spag bol of a pizza!

Seeing that it's the knuckle dragging primates that seem to need to prove their manhood through curry, you'd think there'd have a huge curry shaped hole in their lives.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Someone in there I read "dragging their manhood through curry"

Ouch.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

I so hope you meant somewhere!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

No.

Yes

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

I was actually waiting for the youlube URL:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

full english breakfast

the only true cure for a hangover

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

So are a bottle of beer and

~~paki bashing~~ leftover curry.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

This!

I have been known to be partial to a tuna mayo sarnie as an alternative hangover cure, but it seems someone is going to stop me eating them soon :(

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

You're obviously not doing it wrong then:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

I don't do everything wrong!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

there's a place near me

that does the best breakfast:
3 sausages
4 rashers of bacon
2 eggs
tomatoes
mushrooms
beans
black pudding
ulster fry
fried bread
toast
mug of tea or coffee
all for £4.20

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Damn you

I had to google Ulster Fry, and now i'm hungry

I have a pretty small stomach tho. I'd struggle to eat all that if you gave me a day to do it in.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

i can't eat it any more, either

had a gastric bypass. before the op, i made my sis take me for one of those breakfasts :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

sod the bypass

Who said you had to take a fry up orally!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

i'm certainly not taking anal bacon!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

This is completely wrong and made me feel bad about laughing like a loon

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

never feel bad about laughing!

this is b3ta!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

I imagined that in a Spartan voice.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

and so you should

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

Good thinking!

I'm starting to appreciate the beauty of the Bloody Mary as a hangover cure too. Hair of the dog... with vitamins :D

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

last time i tried a bloody mary for a hangover

i puked my guts up :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

nice.

If I'm really treating myself I'll pay a tenner at Borough Market and get the best fry up known to man kind.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

never been to borough market

but i've heard good things. can you get a decent non-starbucks coffee and an apricot danish there?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

My fav coffee shop has their only other outlet there.

The guy who owns it used to run a plantation. His main shop you can get some of Gordon Ramsey's own chocolate truffle what he barters for coffee.
It is probably the most astounding place to go for food (BM). IT's not cheap but it's amazing. The Ginger Pig charges a quid a saugage but there's half a pig in there and it's a proper instestinal casing affair.
Occasionally I get people staying here saying that England do shite food so I send them down there to be converted. It's where all the contestants from Masterchef are sent for suppies.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

sounds good!

haven't been able to get my hands on an apricot danish for months, i medically need one now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

hahaha

If you could get it anywhere you'd get it there and it'd be the best.
I love walking through markets. They make me feel happy. Borough especially.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9507810

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

You must be online 24/7 with a steady drip-feed of posts throughout the day?

That is interesting

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

I'd have to at least get one statistically though

and as SM pointed out I got 5 in early birds so that would swing it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

If only there was some sort of Riverghost live feed, perhaps attached to google maps.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

ahem

no capital R thanky very much!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Just blame me for it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

The bbc subtitle person this morning thought the nawty racists had voted for the 'p&p'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

bloody foreign postage and packing

coming over here and putting our stamps out of work

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gravytrain, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

well somebody will have to pay to send them home if they get their way

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Got a new tablet...

...so am celebrating in traditional B3ta fashion.

Carry on.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

What is this? New tablet, new thread!!!:O

*shuns*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

magnificent

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

cdc: check

magenta: check
3 pubes per ball: check

alles in Ordnung

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

richtig, genau!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

#_#

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

hey everyone if you get a notice or anything from a LAURA NORRIS, DO NOT,,I REPEAT DO NOT ACCEPT, BLOCK AND DELETE HER, SHE IS A COMPUTER HACKER AND IT OUT OF ORDER

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

look at her in the fucking Matrix

she will hack your matrix IP access computer number and infect your friends

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

All I see is blondes and brunettes now.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

(Facebadger, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

ok, can someone please explain what all this laura morris thing is, please?

I'm so RISing on this, it's making me dizzy

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

I thought she was genuine (or at least enough people where banging on about it)

I think she is some internet Bogeyman / urban Legend now

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

she's a fucking hacker, she'll get your facebook inbox and virus your friends and their emails too

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Ina sexah way?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

ooo a sexy virus

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

Aren't all viruses sexy?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

inplosive knob warts aren't!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Speaking from experience?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Naaa

I've only had crabs:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

implosive crabs?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

but I can say that they can be cured with zippo fluid (although there is a lots of skin peelage).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

you're all the class, man

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

I was on the road doing 18 hours a day.

No time for doctors:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Mmm

Russian tennis players...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

I see the BNP are sponsoring the tennis

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Are they enforcing tennis whites?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

They want the black players (called) out

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

That poor lass at the end

I bet she's livid that M, C and A didn't turn up!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

muscular girls...

...holding fuzzy balls.....Mmmmmmmm !

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Tommy Cannon is wishing he hadn't shaved either:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

you need fran

the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Well she needed to do soething after losing the nanny job:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

gah!

i hate her! she's like a more annoying amy winehouse!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Extremely interesting person.

Had a horrendous start to her life!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

to match her horrendous voice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Laura Norris

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

ah, so an urban legend thing then

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

*Shrugs*

I'm just amusing myself after someone sent me a warning via faceLOLYEAHFACEBOOKbook

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

she knocked on my nan's next door neighbour's sister-in-law's door and said she was from the water board and needed to check her taps

stole all her bingo winnings she did, The COW!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

At least she didn't steal her bingo wings

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

she steals bingo wings?

*dons long-sleeved t-shirt and runs like fuck*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

whatever she is

I am bored of her and I haven't even been here all day

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

OMG someone help me! Laura Norrs is in my inbox! I thin shes putting a virus in my ip adress lol.

What do I do, plz someone I think my comput

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

just ask her to bend over, and also if she likes channel hopping

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

she's probable the latest victim of the stitch up your ex game on facebook

But then again maybe she deserves to be raped until her arsehole bleeds

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Yeah!

She's giving those in order hackers a bad name!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Collene seems to be really worried about this LAURA NORRIS!

www.myyearbook.com/?mysession=cmVnaXN0cmF0aW9uX3Byb2ZpbGUmdXNlcmlkPTgyMDI0NTE=

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Dont googl laura norrs, it juz make her angery.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

OMFG LAURA NORRIS!!!!!!1

shit! one of my computers just exploded at the mention of her name

also

wtf is laura norris?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

God damn these electric sex pants

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

DAMN YOU, I WANT ELECTRIC SEX PANTS!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

BzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzOHGODYESZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

*narrows eyes*

have you been in my bottom drawer?
*folds arms*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

I AM your bottom drawer.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

you need planing

you stick

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

I'll see if they have any in Ikea

Because that's where I'm going now :(

Night all!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

g'night!

get yourself some swedish meatballs while you're there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

I'll make you some

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

yay!

i've just had to wash soup out of my hair.
stupid blender.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

What were you doing with a blender on your head?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

it was in my soup

but it got a bit energetic and flicked soup all over me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Science never sleeps

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

*buys*

*soils*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

I would advise against "soiling" as they ARE electric after all!

Saftey first and all that :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

i couldn't help it

i got excited ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

that...

...looks dangerous.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

Hahaha!

It was this that inspired me to make this hat.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Really!

If so, then that has made me glee :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

*buys for the bzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

CLAIMS DIRECT!!!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

that's exactly how I plan to spend the evening

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Fried . . . died . . . and laid to the side !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

wasted...

...and tasted.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Zapped and tapped ~!~

→ ↓↑←

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

shocked...

...and cocked.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

hahahaha..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap

gets funnier the longer i watch this...:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

Pretty obvious one really.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

FEED ME !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

pffft

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

(hits spitoon)...

...*pa-tinnnggg!*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Ha Ha Ha

([email protected], Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

HAha

Next time, it'll be one that was heated in a fire.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

What is Willam Defoe doing on the left?

EDIT: Looking at the news article. I'm hoping they didn't use proper eggs! lidls saver would even be too good for him.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Masturbating furiously while running up and down the stairs?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

OK. I'll rephrase that.

What is Willem Defoe doing, apart from the usual?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

it's the only way to tackle stairs!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

the stannah wankmaster

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

I thought you meant dog eggs.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Honestly - I think the self-righteous, worthy, hippy pricks that think they can tell me who I SHOULDN'T vote for

Annoy me even more than the BNP.

Fucking twat hippies - "No no - but you must vote this way, because that's what we have deemed to be the right way!"

"FUCK OFF! What are you - some kind of dictator?! I'll think for myself and draw my own conclusions, thank you very much you twat."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

it's great when there's a fight between two people you don't like

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Yes.

This is why I try to encourage violence in the workplace.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Agreed

but they also have the right to protest against pricks like Griffin, surely? They bring to light a lot of info about these people, eg Griffin's association with facist groups on the continent.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

they have the right

to protest against anyone they want, but they don't have the right to tell others to do it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

It's funny when anyone gets hit by eggs

but even more so when he's a fascist.

image how funny it would be to see hitler dripping with albumen.

([email protected], Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

This is true.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

well, I'm spent.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Oh they absolutely do.

I just like the way they're so keen on eradicating the BNP - it's so amusingly, righteously aggressive, and completely unaware of the irony.

I don't mind upping yourself:

"Vote for us - we're great"

"No vote for us because we're better"

but when it comes to "DON'T vote for them because ... " I start to get annoyed, and when it comes down to "Smash the (insert name of enemy here)" etc, then I start to get the impression that you're a dictator who is under the impression that have the right to tell me what to think.

Which, from someone who claims to be anti-facist, is hilarious.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

The news clip I found funny

The Antifaciest League trying to enforce their opinion.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

The BNP got 943,598 votes

Democracy sucks. Let's build a supercomputer to rule the planet.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

what, Iain M Banks style?

yeah, I'm up for that! :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

I didn't see battenberg appear on any official statistics

I fear my vote was in vain... :'(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Ah, a cakeocracy

They tried that in Ancient Rome. It lead to rioting after the Great Marzipan Schism. Some said it should have real almonds, some suggested almond flavouring.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

it was all underhand treachery

Thet printed the Battenberg parties boxes on the folded over bit of paper at the bottom :(

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Let me run the country

I've played civilisation IV

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

This qualifies you more than anyone in the history of ever

*votes Rebel biscuit*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Revolutionary biscuits of Italy

Rise up out of your tin!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Of all the revolutionary biscuits, Garibaldi is my favourite

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

You have nothing to lose but your wafers,

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

*ghost of Garibaldi says 'bindun'*

or it might have been 'mindpiss'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

I usually nuke any country that disagrees with me though

and then rename all their cities as swearwords.

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

I support your manifesto

We could do with more European cities named flange and mimsy

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Hahahahahaha

*votes*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

only if you let me take over when we reach space age

I'm a Master of Orion

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Ah, but are you a Master of Magic?

Chaos-enhanced Paladins with mithril weapons, hell yeah!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

I have also played this

but on easy mode

therefore I see myself as qualified to run Malta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Unfortunately Malta is now "Titty biscuits" and is heavily irradiated

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

I've said this before, but I think you need to get a cat or something to run the country.

The only way it's ever going to be fair is if all decisions are entirely random.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

In a true democracy

There'd be 370 empty seats in the house of commons representing the people who didn't vote

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

and people could just turn up and sit in them

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

I'd vote for that!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

There was a Mark Steel Solution episode devoted to an idea like that

But with the Royal Family. There'd be a lottery and every so often everyone could take turns being the Royal Family.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

I wouldn't want to take Charlie's place

unless ~~someone~~ anyone took Camel's place

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

Although they still got 800,000 votes

in the 2004 election, so the country's only marginally less fucked up than is normally believed.

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The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Eye eye...

(

Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

marty feldman for the motherfucking WIN!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

how can you win by fucking your mum?

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

ask my dad

he seems happy enough with her

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Oedipus won some stabby eye pain

if you consider that WIN

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

He wishes his girlfriend looked more like Noel Feildman?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

noel fielding, maybe

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

It was a poon

or a play on words.

/TP blog.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

pfff

you are carrot ironfoundersson AICMFP

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I've been called worse:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

me too

have you seen the pic of him in the last hero? he looks like a young and very muscular steve davis

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

No.

Is he as good with his balls?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

he's not bad

it's a very cohen-heavy book, worth buying for the pics alone. the similarity between rincewind and the patrician belies a forthcoming storyline of separation at birth, methinks

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

HAHAHA! That's ACE! :D

*Click*

Also, hope you don't mind me popping this in here. Not worth it's own thread:

[Edit] This was supposed to be a reply to the OP. -_-

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

You may want to work on that filesize

EDIT: That's better:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Holy cunting heck, I'm not doing well here...

Fixed.

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

I'll prepare the dry humping chair.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Is it something like this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

hahaha

it's more allohard than alloha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

somehow

i didn't think you were saying my reply to the op was ace ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

Haha, sorry to get your hopes up. :p

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

no worries

last time i got my hopes up, he turned out to be gay

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Hahahahhahahahaha! consider that *clicked*!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

Thanks matey!

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Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

psst!

it's "consider"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

hehe, yup; noticed the sp and edited

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

i just can't help myself

i have to correct ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

ahahahahahahaaa!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Hell yeah

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahah

Ace!!

(

Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

Smarty's a hit !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

Shirley?

CFB

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Sexay

Would

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

this very good

eyes especially

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I would have to concur

the music is Garbage, but this illustration is awesome

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

shirley!

1: this is ace

2: SEXEH! :)

(

Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

bloody hell! Awesome work, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I agree with this

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

so do I

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Outstanding!!!

*Clicks hard!!!*

(

Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

yep

this too

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

WOULD~!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

wow

ace on a plate! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

cor!

COR!
COR!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

DOR

EOR FOR GOR HOR IOR JOR KOR LOR MOR NOR OOR POR QOR ROR SOR TOR UOR VOR WOR XOR YOR ZOR
Oh, wait, you said "COR COR COR" not "AOR BOR COR"

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

but thank you for your support

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

What comes next in the sequence?

BRANCE! CRANCE! DRANCE! ERANCE! .....

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

She is not Laura Norris.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Yours is very pretty and has no arms.

Laura Norris is such a dangerous hacker she has 8 fingers on each hand.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

I knew the amputee topic would eventually come up

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

she's too busy spreading her vile hacker IPs in your mail inbox and friends

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Dis1time Laura Norris haked her way in to da govnermet n mad Bors Johsonns pry minster

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

which one?

images.google.co.uk/images?q=Laura+Norris

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

this one's gotta be her

4.bp.blogspot.com/_uSW6yeOrX68/SWbGfP27gUI/AAAAAAAAB7A/Fo25bVCmORQ/s400/frame2.jpg

look at her in her hacking boat

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Rubberduck 3.24 is one of the most powerful hacking tools known to (wo)man

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

hmmm...

not a name blessed with good looks... :)

(

Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

there's a hacker named laura norris - don't add her - avoid her!!!!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

hahaha

forward this reply to 8 people and Bill Gates will send you $100

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHE'S GOT MY IP

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

she turned me into a NEWT

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Yes . . . yes indeed !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Shirley would!

Oh, uhm, I mean, surely would!
:D
*clicks*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Cor! Lovely.

She is the finest of all the toilet ladies.

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

What's a toilet lady?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

She is!

Well, a urinal. She turned into one in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Which was bloody awful.

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I see

I don't watch that, so I'll just have to nod politely and agree with you

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

i only saw that yesterday

is that who the pic is?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

'Tis indeed, back in her glory days I think.

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

ta!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

it's a young Shirley Manson, lead singer of the band Garbage and, recently, actress

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Manson

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

she's not a very good actress

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

dunno about that, never saw SCC

but I'm very fond of the early Garbage albums

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

i watched the first series on friday

and i've been watching the second over the last 2 days. it's not bad.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

this is

don't know what it's got to do with pzyko's pic though

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

WOULD!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

ah, nice to see her looking a bit better

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

O_o

I wouldn't even shit on that

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

you only say that to look tough

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

am I that transparent?

*sobs*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

it's a kind of chair to urinate and defecate into

and don't call me lady

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Excellent work

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Ooo very nice.

Touch of the Durham Red about her.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Shirley Manson

FTW

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Lovely

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

That's lovely.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Yays Shirley.

Lully lass. Used to go out with an ex of mine.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

oooh, that makes you kind of famous, doesn't it? ;)

how is she?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

Dunno I'm a bloke:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

BUT YAHOO SAYS SHE'S STRAIGHT

/internet argument closed

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Yeah but yahoo wants to bum her

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Garbage

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

The cut-out-and-keep breasts

are a little disturbing. Stupid girl.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

sweet arts!...

...she keeps staring at me.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

*WOW*

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Would

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

nice

I like it

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

woo

that's lovely

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

painting

Full - slightly nsfw

a very nice comment i just received on my blog...

very poor I'm afraid. Angsty teenage drivel, no different from what you'd find in 80% of the average 15 year old emno's art portfolio and a complete lack of understanding of form and colour

keep the day job

:D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Art is nevar nsfw!

hurray for you sir!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

well i had someone

tell me a painting with boobs in was nsfw - so better to be safe than sorry :D more on my blog / that link!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Well then they made a tit out of themselves.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

^this

stupid wankers should be working anyways....

if there's a big open cunt that's another story...but this is just plain, nice looking art.

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Speaking of being a tit

Protestors decide to give the BNP a helping hand

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

yes to this

the best policy is to give him enough rope to hang himself

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

If we forbit everyone to have a shit

all the poop will build up and go underground

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Yeah, what a boob

I don't think i have the hang of this.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

i like this one

lovely form to it:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

thank you!

:D btw - who is the eating man??

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

man being eaten :don't know

Bear Grylls doin'the munching:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

ahhh yes

i see now :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Yay for nakedness!

In art, obviously. Never, EVER in real life. You have a fine blog Sir.

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Depends on who is getting naked

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

That's the reaction people always have :)

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

Getting naked is easy

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

It is

But the reaction I get is that it was unwarranted and unwanted ;)

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

Well,

If you will insist on undressing in the bakery section of Morrissons what do you expect? Yes, yes, I KNOW the fresh baps are toasty and warm..

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

hahahaa

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Haha

I could tell you a tale of the night manager and one of the bakers from the Tesco I used to work at. I wouldn't buy fresh bread from that store after that incident :(

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

*everyone gathers around and sits on the floor* Tell us the story, Uncle Maxi!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

The night manager and a baker shagged on a pallet of flour

The whole incident was caught on CCTV and the management team had a good laugh during the 10am meeting.

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

hahah! awesome.... :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

The thing was it was the first night they had CCTV in that area

It had been put up to find out who was chucking all the trolleys down the compactor...

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

mmmmm, warm baps

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

cant beat

a nice pair of warm baps :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Or a nice pear.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Nakedness never EVER in real life?

You must have curious showers!

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

I wear a very porous

kaftan

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

yay

thank ya :D glad you liked it! :D

edit : yay for your preacher toy in your profile :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

awesome artiness, Rev!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

thank ya!

practice practice practice :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

That sir is smashing is that...

...I smile, I *click* :)

(

Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

thank you :D

glad you liked it! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Nice

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

thank you sir!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Man . . . that's good !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

pffft

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

art!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

hahahaa

well - maybe! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

hahaha

brilliant! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I bet he would eat his own shit

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

For the love of COCK, my Shatner is bleeding!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

COR!

VORE!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Nom nom nom

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Hahahahhahahaha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

haha

lovely stuff

(

mutated monty, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

A bitter . . . pill . . . to swallow !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

hahahaha

haha lol

(herman:D, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

tastes like shit...

...yuk!...it wasn't even gutted.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

It comes.......

I'm so /board.....

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

She seems pleased with herself.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

You would be too if you'd given birth to Zalgo.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

I was

going to say Bob Carolgees myself.

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Bob Holness played saxophone on Baker Street.

/obvious blog

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

I play 'avoid the shifty young people' at Marylebone all the time

no fucker gets excited THEN.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Silly Captain!

You should play "Stab" not "Avoid"!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Stab, Grass or Avoid?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

Stab.

Always stab first, smoke later.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Gate, hazelnut coffee, loo, ciggie, back in, tube.

ALWAYS the way of things when I get to mary bone.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

Win, Lose or Airwolf

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Bran Flakes, Petit Filous or Nuclear Warfare

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Filous!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Stationery, telephones or multiple stab injuries

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Wish I was

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Go for a walk with your camera.

I wish I was too, but there's nothing that can be done for it and I don't really want to depress myself further because I honestly don't know how much of the spiral I've got left to go down.

So what's the point? May as well try and get on with it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

*hug*

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Yes, big ones.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

I offer hugs to you

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

And I to you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

So lets just go off and hug some where

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Unfortunately I have to stay here so they can undermine me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Give Phil a hug

You'll feel better and possibly freak him out

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

He's in stupid Budapest.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

Pah, I'll have to have a talk with him...

Going on holiday when the captain needs hugs...

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

She looks like a nice lady

I think I'm going to Stalk her....

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I don't really go for the

'Oh hi, I'm a European woman, you can tell because of my big red head' thing...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Maybe she had a little talk with 'daddy' before the picture was taken...

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Laura Norris :(

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

I googled and still a big RIS

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

LAURA NORRIS

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

Sorry in advance...

(

jon_tanner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

Graywise Spacethumbs!

that guy

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Because William Shatner

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

^this

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

I thought of that as well...

(

jon_tanner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

This make me feel even more depressed

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

How can you be depressed...

Look at the lovely little bee.... ahhhhh, lovely lovely lovely. There must be no joy in your soul - thats the conclusion I have made.

(

jon_tanner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

because

(

mutated monty, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Fast board today.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

Someone's going to have to help me here

Who's the lass?

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

Its Moira Stewart, Pat Buthchers other half...

Allegedly...

(

jon_tanner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

NO PLEASE NO MORE TAKE IT AWAY DO NOT WANT

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

Yay!

They are my most favourite couple ever.

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

ZUT ALORS!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

That right there is some funny shit!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

hahahahahahahah

but no

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

*spluffs*

*respluffs*
*respluffs*
*respluffs*
*respluffs*
*dry spluffs*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Please burn my eyes

Then stick a big crayon in my ear to block this memory, heathen!!!

(abrokenanusdream, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

Ris?

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

Shatsenegger

(

Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

haha!

Front row tickets to the Phaser Show

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

haha :) very good

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

I love The Warriors!

And the Baseball Furies are the coolest/creepiest gang in the whole film! My homage to them

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Hell yeah! the game is woo too!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

is there a game?

that'd be good

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

yep, explains a lot more about the characters too

xbox first version...http://www.rockstargames.com/thewarriors/

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

cor!

that looks a bit good

I suppose there's probably a remake on the way as well

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

don't know, but I see that it's also on the psp

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Yeah on the PS2

It's by far the best movie game ever and is more influenced by the film as it chronicles how The Warriors met and all the events leading up to the film. It's also frickin sweet!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

I f'in love the game!

Highly under-rated!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

this

Its how incredible how much they retained the story and the atmosphere of the film, it could easily have been shit

(

h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

yes it's fab

beating up people and running like hell to not get the shit kicked out of you...the tension is insane

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

Stealing car radios for cash and taking drugs for health...

...good wholesome fun!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

come on the Dutch!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Warriors come out to play

ace film - must see it again soon

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

It's an awesome film!

I can't believe Hollywood is remaking it :(

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

or that it's not butter

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

whAAAAAAAT?

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

what?

fuck

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Tony 'brother of Ridley' Scott is making it.

Granted he has given us some good films, but he has also made some shite. I can only imagine it will be full of generic ethnic gangs and wont capture the time frame like the original did.

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Yiff yiff meow GRRRrrrrrRrrRR!

Oh wait...

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

This song goes out for a very special someone, in a very special dimension, on a very special world

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

How do you hold a pen with WINGS?

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

ARGH THE FEAR!

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

I am proud to present you with this Gold Disk.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

\m/

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

how can I interpret that?

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

as "metaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!"

and "I like this"

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

*writes a poem about it all*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

clarkson in a microwave

(

mutated monty, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Oh this is good isn't it! It's one of the best things I've ever seen in fact.

*CLICK*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

I've just checked the news.

I didn't read about this???

DON'T TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

This can only be improved by animated gifs being able to call PING!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Rofl

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

does he appear on telly in Nederlands?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

Yes.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

sorry

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

silly mediocre

text reply cannot have redex

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

It also has 34% Clarkson

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

that's a sensible quota

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

hahaha, good call

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

wow!

that's approximately funting amazing :)

(

Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

You had me with the title alone

Hurray :D

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

o_O

EXCELLENT!

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

hahaha :D

This is what is happen to Gordon Browns face, just a little bit slower

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

haha

maybe he is being bombarded with low power Al Qaeda microwaves

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

It is true, you look at pictures of him over the last 2 years and his face is slowly falling off his skull

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

thats

a before and after I'd like to see... Opens Photoshop

(

AddToBasket loves his shiny new MacBookPro, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

maybe his head had just grow

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

GJM

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

this

and woo!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

this is marvellous!

*click*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

Mutated Monty - making everyone except Happy Toast look shit since

C]:0)

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

even this makes h.t look shit, no offence toast! but it really is that good!

and i really mean that in the mot unoffensive way possible..but it's blindingly brilliant.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

hell yeah!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

that has to be one of the fastest *clicks* I've ever given!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

this is good an that

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

I hate you, you talented bastard ;)

woo, yay and houpla

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

How randomly awesome!

They should have this on Top Gear, when Jeremy goes on about what he found on the internet that week.

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

bloody hell

that's amazing

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

this is quite possibly the best thing in the history of the universe

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

Fantastic

I hope he's got a lot of metallic fillings

(

fuscous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

The best bit

is all of it.

*clickety*

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

make this happen!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

hahahaha

meltdown magnificence:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

melt that fucker!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Haha!

How utterly splendid

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Power-clickage

Very very woo to you sir

(Stoopid_Faaka, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Wow!

Just, wow!

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

This is no ordinary microwave! Some say...

It was used to cook Idi Amin's last mean. I mean, the sound it makes is ARGH!!!!!!!!!

Too real. Too REAL.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

:D...

...GJMM... :D...!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

I am so linking this to Bike Radar

They will love it

(Capo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Wow! (ding)

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

SPELLCASTING

M-E-L-T T-H-E C-U-N-T

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

Very good

Only criticism I have is that it appeared to be too quick a death for the wanker.

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

this ticks all the right boxes

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

I luvs you.

Very special.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Best thing in the world ever.

Official.

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Absolutely superb!

When are you going to take over the world - I simply bow down to your animationalistcal skills!!!

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

superb in every way

and very Ronald Lacey in Raiders-esque

(

mozza, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Fucking Yes!

yeah.

(27B/6, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

D-:

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:12, archived)

It's like a TV with the same show on every channel

DAVE, DAVE+5secs, DAVE+10secs, DAVE+15secs, etc.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 6:44, archived)

Memo to Brown

Put this in your manifesto and I'm voting for you.

(

Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Haha

Really nice job.... if I didn't know any better I'd say you had Clarkson 'round for tea and actually managed to
coax him into a massive microwave oven you'd constructed for just such nefarious deeds

(

Sheep!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Wonderfully done

And heartening! :D

(

Monty Propps, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

hahaha

fantastic

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

Bloomin eck, that's good!

(

..wil, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

wow

nice animation

(

Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

Now that is ruddy clever.

*clicks*

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

that is bloody amazing

you get top marks from me :D

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

a thing of beauty

could only possibly be improved by actually filming it live...

(Son_of_Magwitch, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

We got a twat too!

Just spotted, dutch poltical shithead seen with his lifelong mentor in the background

whats it with these idiots and their funky hairdos?

(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

I don't know what it is with them

but I just noticed the CDC decorations above the door to the Ridderzaal

/edit: this is rather old, and fucking hell, it's the same source as well ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

lol, it would appear b3ta's lineage can be traced back quite a bit!

perhaps the designer got a new tablet?

(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

Obviously.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

O NOES, DUTCH POLITICS ON B3TA

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Life sucks at times

(gordiman, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Has he quit yet?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Yes it does.

Anyone anywhere know of any jobs going? ANYTHING?

If I don't get out of here soon I might do something silly like tell them where to stick their excuse for a job.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Try Number 10 in about a week

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Hilarious.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

getting a job right now is like squeezing blood from a stone

Ain't gonna happen

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Thank you for the sweeping generality

it can be done, it's just not as easy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Well, good luck on that then

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

Thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Unless it's a kidneystone

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Ohhhh,

That's just nasty.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

Is it?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

you can be my live-in cleaner

i can pay you in lodgings, food and smokes.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

That'd do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

are you prepared to travel

and put up with me singing the armor hot dog song for no particular reason?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

I can travel as far as the bus'll take me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

bugger

the buses don't come around these parts, they've learned...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

can you do Web Analysis?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

No, I'm afraid not.

Maybe. What is it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

well, you need a 2:1 Degree in a technical or business and marketing related degree....

and be able to monitor the site, and do 101 other bits to do with promotion, and stuff...

you'll need:

The following skills are essential:
• Strong data analysis, research and organisational skills.
• Highly numerate, an understanding of statistics and good Excel skills.
• Excellent writing and documentation skills.
• Comfortable with using web analytics tools
• A good knowledge of the web analytics tools on the market.
• Experience of using HTML, Javascript and CSS.
• A strong interest in the web, coupled with a good understanding of the technologies that power the web and how they work and fit together.

The following skills are highly desirable:
• Experience with analysing web based user behaviour.
• Any digital marketing or e-commerce experience would be desirable.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

So, anyone can do it, basically?

*runs* ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

probably, I have no idea..... I'm just a designer.... It's not my place to know anything about the rest of the company

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

*designer high-fives*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

*high-fives*

the slight problem here is, I'm on my own, and outnumbered by marketing types, so I have to do what I'm told, and it's a bugger to get new and interesting design stuff in... Still, I'm chipping away at their rock-like exterior... :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Yeah, I know how it goes

But I only do this for two days a week.
For the rest, I'm my own company ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

I don't have a degree.

I had to go and be useful to my family instead.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

I don't know if the degree thing matters, it just said it on the email I had.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

I can't do the more technically bits, no.

Afraid not. If I'd have known EVERYONE needed IT qualifications in this day and age (or so it seems) I'd have given it more thought than I did.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

This 'degree' business fucks me off

I've got a degree, not ind esign, but I've got nearly seven years design experience in AN ACTUAL BUSINESS but I get passed over for better looking, cheaper kids with design degrees

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

I got passed up for a project management role

because the 20 year old I was up against had a degree in fine art.

Yep.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

This woman can

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8083962.stm

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

it has spiders in it... I'm not watching it

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Spiders are like teddy bears :D

With more legs. And fangs.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

i like spiders

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

People are losing their jobs all around me now

Three people asked me if I knew of something else just yesterday alone

But yours was in a call centre, right? Every larger company has at least one of those, I'm sure.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

My job WAS in a call centre

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

This is what I meant

I just assumed you were looking for something new in your field of experience.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

No, I've not managed a call centre for a few months now

I don't care what the new job is, I just need to get out of here before it puts me on yet more medication.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

*huggles*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Ahh, ta chap *cuddle*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

I've been looking in Wigan for the past couple of months and haven't managed to get anything. :(

Good luck with the hunt though. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

Cheers lovely, you too

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

If I could, I'd give you a job in a heartbeat.

There's a Programme Manager position in Aylesbury

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

You probably need a degree.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

You don't

* Knowledge of the OEM product life cycle – ITCM, PDR, CDR, FAI
* Proven customer relationship management skills
* Strong programme management skills
* Team player / builder
* Computer literate (Microsoft Suite, Lotus Notes, JDE)
* Good attention to detail
* Able to think ‘out of the box’
* Focus on customer satisfaction

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

In that case

No
Yes
Yes
Yes
No, not Lotus
Yes
Yes
Yes

and I bet the two I said no to are REALLY important.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Might be worth applying for though?

Who dares and all that :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

I could do, I promise you I won't get it though

I've done programme management, but I've always acted up, I've never had it as my job as they'd have to pay me for once.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

I don't know then, sorry :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

:) no worries, poppet

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

Did you try the Healthcare lot?

Definitely worth a punt, pickle.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

:S they strike me as the sort of company that want a degree in anything

to hire even the dogsbodies. I will try though!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

No, it's more about what you know and how you do stuff.

Nothing ventured...

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

I'll try! :)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

CSC?

I met a few people from CSC last year, they spent a good while talking about how reliable their computer systems are and there was no possibility they could fail.

Guess who's business card I pulled out the back of the desk when their system went tits-up for 24 hours :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Not CSC, no... I don't know them.

The Cap'n has the details.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Ok, I'll shut up then :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

No, I didn't mean it like that. :)

What's this CSC all about, then?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

CSC health services

They are the ones running 75% of the NHS computer systems

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

Ooooh, no....

Definitely not them. It's a part of the lot that I work for.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

They don't have any need for Caché programmers do they?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Thought the similarity was uncanny....

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

Mirror mirror on the wall...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

Where the fuck is my left ball?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

TAF !KCID

?

welsh maybe?

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

Don't talk to me about Welsh

NOT TODAY

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

why man?

is it St Boyo's Leak day?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Oh no boyo

Or OYO BONHO In discomeat-welsh

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Wass a marra butty?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

I said Welsh, not Brummies

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

He is Viiiiigo

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

vhy am i drippings vith goo?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

you sod

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

heheh

did i beat you to it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

*zips*

*hurries away*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

pfff!

i'll get you, my pretty, and your little buttplug, too!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

you are like ze buzzing of flies to heeem!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

viggy, viggy, viggy!

you have been a bad monkey!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

3 points for out of nowhere Ghostbusters.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

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