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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# lolz freebs
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Is it for a t-shirt?

That's so coffee there fella.

*raises eyebrow*

Edit - quickly...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Interesting RG fact
RG's father was the person that invented and produced the 'Naughtees' golf tee in the eighties. The golf tee with the body of a nekkid laydee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# oh, yeah! I remember those!
*lies*

edit: they sound fun, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Does Riverghost still get a penny for every one sold?
Thereby enabling him to live a playboy lifestyle, very much in the spirit of Hugh Grant's typically foppish character in the minor hit film, 'About A Boy'?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Interesting IOD fact
IOD's great uncle was the BT talking clock from 1985 - 2007 (he's not dead, he just got replaced, because he was too well spoken).
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Interesting RWW fact.
I used to whack off regularly to IOD's uncle's voice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Interesting BHW fact
I have just sprayed my keyboard with tea
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# interesting bbb fact
I have just split my face from grinning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# That's a bit stupid!
You can damage it doing that. Why would you do such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Also, why would we have assumed he was dead?
I don't think any of us actually thought he sat there reading out the time whenever anyone called up. We knew it was a recording ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Because if you knew him, and knew he was dead
hearing his voice might scare the muffins out of you.

If you somehow rang it by accident or forgot it was a recording...?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# My uncle invented those hats you sometimes see at the sea-side
which say "Kiss Me Quick". Unfortunately he never really saw any money from the invention, since it only really started selling after another person refined the idea, removing the words "On My Crusty Shitter" from the back.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Ha!
You foolish man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Give a man a coffee-stained T-shirt, he'll have a coffee-stained T-shirt
Give a man an enormous coffee cup and he can make his own.

Send me just £2 a month on paypal...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# redex mate
what is it?

ps - Van Halen on Radio 2!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Why can't this be love?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# because I'm rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Which one? Jump?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Yay for coffee stainz!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Where can I buy this glorious t-shirt?
I do have money
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# www.bilbobarneybobs.co.uk/t-shirts
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# It's the new
must-have fashion item!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
#
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# pffff :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Nice shade
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Is that the ginger one from Girls Aloud?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *Launches a full salvo of Intercontinental Spanging Missles and charges Orbital Spanging Laser*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# so wow that's a staino what now right
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Dragon's Den'll stuff tenners in a suitcase for stuff like that.
Shit hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha
I would wear that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I can't see it
what is it?

seriously - I posted it yet it's a redex for me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# You are failing at the internetz :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Shine on you crazy diamond
(hamsterman, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# NO
4chan is that way -_-

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# haha you told someone to get to 4chan using a 4chan response
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# it may be the only way they can communicate.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# use the secret signals that only people in our secret club can know
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# *unzips*
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
#
ouch!
(NateGS nooob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# that's a bit cunty
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Perhaps you should stick to lurking
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Ah the lovely 4chan format.
No.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
Tip top.

More than makes up for the failage of the original post.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Nice one fucknugget!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I found this in my B3tards account from a few months back


He's flying with the angels now
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# thats a bit more like it
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I also found this:


best animation i've ever done, if somewhat off-topic
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Stimulus/response?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# i want this
BIGGA
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# what flavurs are these drinks?
?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# yellow/orange flavour
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Jaffa cake and battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I'm tempted to be mildy provocative just to get this image..
.. that's how great it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Yay for your drinks cans from the generator ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Fuck yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I'm sure I did one for you, but I couldn't find it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I remember it but I am unable to find it either?
This was my favourite


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Ditto this one..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# lol dead baby...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Do fuck off there's a good chap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
#


now go away
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha. Reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnTmvQNWqX8
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# hahah :D oh dear
if you like that sort of thing:
crappytaxidermy.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Joke? no
Shopped image? Not really
Recent enough to be considered topical? Meh, sort of, but not really...

Unhappy Virulent is unhappy :(

(Virulent, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# my chuckle glands
remain on standby.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hello, you're an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# There are now three of us...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# 6 years....and still no webethics?
wtf!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hello there Haringey Council worker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# haha...
I was born in Haringey, and am therefore allowed to laugh at this.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# You're laughing at the death of Baby P?
You bastard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# no, I'm laughing at Archie's response
to a joke about the d...

Wait a minute - you nearly tricked me into a serious reply. You!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# lordy, don't go there.
not on the internet, not on B3ta of all places.
You'll only regret it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# haha...
long may this place remain free of the norms of social discourse...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Nearly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hahah you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear...
in an effort to escape this post I actually went to QOTW.

Do NOT go onto the QOTW and add /all to the url. Even by QOTW standards it's rank.

And that's the one that they like the most! *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Anybody know any good jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Is's green and speeds trough the snow....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# A skiwi
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I keep forgetting QOTW even exists
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# It can sometimes be quite entertaining.
However I should have known from this week's topic that there was going to be a lot of wrongness around.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Millionth FAIL post?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I misread it but think my one is better :)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8196786.stm
(NateGS nooob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# It would be an epic war!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# FETCH...
The holy hand grenade
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I don't know what's making me laugh more
This, or the real story! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# What awesome sensibilities!
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# haha - either way
it's absurd!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahahhahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a Spider can,
Spins a web, in my kitchen window,
Doesn't move, for several days,
LOOK OUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
Here comes the Spiderman!



Click for bigger (156 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# needs more 9000 penises
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# They have 9000 penises?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# The internet has 9000 penises
Oprah declared it
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# needs more more then 9000 penises
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Doesn't everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Probably laying man eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Seriously, it has been there since Sunday and has not moved once.
I am anxious to move it in case it is saving up all it's energy to pounce at and kill me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You are indeed correct in being worried
It is without doubt plotting a fiendish and sinister scheme involving your untimely demise and a jar of gherkins

*Edit* and a tin of tuna
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Bastards :(
Also, was reading about the Mountain Chicken Frogs you have got at the zoo at the moment this morning. I want to see them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Ah, those dastardly bastards
fortunately off-show; they can kill just at a glance
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Did you see this?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8185125.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# oh no!
Spidey's been run over by a steamroller!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# niiiicely done
send it to legoland, make the the little legoslaves make it.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Thank you.
It already exists, ffmedia.ign.com/spider-man/image/spiderman-lego.jpg but there one is crappy modern spiderman.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# yeh, theirs isn't that good
bah.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Do not fear,
one day I shall buy Lego and design all their figures ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# is it for a tshirt?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# No, it was not done for a t-shirt.
It was done because I wanted to, however, due to the way redbubble works, it is available as a t-shirt as it costs nothing to add it to there.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# So it IS for a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# haha you can't just put someone else's character molded onto someone else's product onto a tshirt, can you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I really don't know at all to be honest with you but hey, who gives a shit?
I did make the lego man myself and did the spiderman design myself from scratch so....

Also, the site they're up on, I had a look round to see what other kind of stuff is on there and such and it seems that lots of other people do. If I get asked to take it down, I'm not gonna argue but if I make a couple of quid before then, I'm not fussed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# and in other news...
Boobies!

there is some humor there (somewhere)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# BOOBIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Reminds me of this ¬
Bouncing Boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# yey! nicely done there
even though i never really liked spider-man
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# He's a right cunt isnt he
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# 'with great power comes great responsibility'
god - he's so pretentious...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# he's a normal teen that the kids can relate to!
who is a scientific genuis and can build super strength disoveable fibers, built into a concealable propultion system in his bedroom.

ok it's less that, more that the "witty one liners" make me want to smack him
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# So basically what I said ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Thank you miss.
New Spiderman is shit, yeah, but old spiderman is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# spiderman is gay dude
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You're gay dude :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# but i aint gay for spiderman
even if he did make me gay
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Me thinks the man doth protest too much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# that works much better :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Cheers fella.
Thanks for the advice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# With paws like that he's gonna leave some seriously chunky webbing behind him.
Also: I like this very much.


Spidey spells win - every time!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Thank you Cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Thank you, Sushi.
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# AWESOME stuff, Sush'!
if you do more of these, can I put in a request for one of the soldiers from the first Pirates set, or one of the original spacemen (without the visors)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Cheers Stevie.
I'll see what I can do one the requests :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ACE!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# thanks!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# oh hell yeah! ghostbuster lego would kick arse!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Equally as beautiful, but funnier.
More thanks, said with a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I can't make that out :(
My monitor is very dark :(

And thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# really?
you need a new one?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Wouldn't be easy.
It is a laptop after all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# is it broken?
what laptop is it?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Nah, it's not broken.
It just seems quite dingy sometimes, always has done since it's new. It's a Dell something or other. It's absolutely fine for most things, just dark things it aint so great.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
#
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# No, Spidey!
Dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tops :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# For no other reason than Malcom Turnbull is a wanker.

www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/12/2654032.htm?section=justin
Bet he wished he just owned a Toyota now.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# 99.27 kB (101653 bytes)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I meant the actual size....
it's rather large.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Furry muff.
Yet it seems I am constrained no matter what I do. Bigger than 100kb, bigger than 400x400, not at all relevant... the list goes on.
"Oh Lord please don't let me be misunderstood."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# No, bugger,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# but i'm viewing it on a projection screen, it's rather small.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# IMAX does the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Text On A Politician
(is he a politician? I've no idea)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Yes.
& yet he's a wanker - who'd have guessed ehh?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# yeah, he's also a swindler.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Why am I looking at your australian politician?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# well...he looks better then our (dutch) one...
ours looks like harry potter and does not runn the country at all
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# BUGGER ME!!!!
ashally-NO:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] some awesome album placement in HMV not worth it's own thread.


Click for bigger (129 kb)

albums count, right?
(venort apparently exists, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# haha
good find. THis could be a new compo! Make a action hero from cd covers
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
I was RISing at that for ages till I saw what was blindingly obvious!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# your sig is a helluva coincidence
seeing as I just got that film on UMD today.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I just had to google UMD
I am officially no longer down with the kids.

Betamax ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Oh you're back.
No pre-emptive hissy fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# can I put this here


And yes I know its shit.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# he looks like Peter Hain
(Brit politician)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha!
a pic for every occasion... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Im friends with him on FB, should I send? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# O_o
srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Yeah, got Hazel Blears aswell, but she's a bit quiet these days ha
And my local MEP, who actually friend requested me weirdly enough..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# That's a bit far out...
Relatively common on Twiter I guess, but isn't FB a bit kind of personal and matey for that kind of thing? Or are you politically active?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Mr. Hain
is moderately better looking and slightly less pissed-off-looking having been caught out.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# haha...
that Peter Hain - he gives me the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# lol "australian politics"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# i really miss my tablet when opportunities like this out come up
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha what a a knob
but a woo for local content despite that fact that he and all his ilk should be taken out at dawn and shot!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# the thrilling adventures continue!
crudely cutout man and bunnies boat trip comes a cropper.



previously: b3ta.com/board/9625144
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# He's in trouble!
Someone call the coastgaurd!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# MAN OVERBOARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# adrift on a wooden sea!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# This ought to be compo worthy
But I can't think of a suitable celebrity.

There was that prat from a while back who kept crashing his boat and having to be rescued, but he hardly qualifies as a celebrity.

Did Ellen MacArthur ever have to bail out?

Surely there must be some suitably tasteless celebrity marine misadventure that we can relate this to for the compo?

Edit Compo or not, it's great stuff. You've managed to capture the protagonist's sense of angst and solitude, adrift upon the briney deep, excellently.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I was gonna say Ken Bigley,
but he was a very different person altogether :S

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# It was Tony Bullimore.
His name was Tony Bullimore. Tony Bullimore.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# that stupid bastard should have been left to drown.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Tony...
Tony.. No, it's gone. I've forgotten. What was his name again?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Tony Slattery I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Didn't Ted Heath have to be rescued
from his yacht once?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# haha, thanks
i might have to quote that in the event of any further adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Be afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# You'll never guess her secret...
It's over 9000 penises

nice work :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# word!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# indeed
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# nuke-dog kills all he loves and doesn't know why

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# needs more 9000 penises
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# IT'S OVER....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwU2vPeRTOQ
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# It would be awesome to be a beast with over 9000 penises
and rape everyone on the interweb
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Think off all the mess.
Think of it!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyKmvQesgs&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# instant fave
clicks
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I am become Rover, destroyer of worlds..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# aw.. cheer up, little dawgy. I got you some flowers...

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Nicely
This film anygood btw? Its this or The Taking of Pelham 123 tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# pelham better
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# awesome, time for one more pint before the showing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# noooo not that Pelham film
the original is cracking, this version looks severely dodgy

(not that there's anything better on at the moment)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# so you haven't seen it then?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# gah, confused!
will have to ip, dip, dog shit it
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I'd try ip or dip
I saw dog shit the other night and it was shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahah! blimey, that's creepier than the original poster!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Expects opera browser one any time soon...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] its my "scream" stone... (NICE PIC NINJ!)

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# it looks like a really old bicycle saddle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# lol i guess it does
felicity kendle sat on it so its famous
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# lucky stone.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# *smells it to check*
mmmmmmm...it's a ladies:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Thats no moon (oh so quick, oh so dirty)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :D
gleees!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# It's almost like you have some image manipulating software!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I know
seamless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hehe...
...thanks op!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# My new seamhorse!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# He's adorable
How much do you charge for rides on the beach?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# that's
be-atch to you, mate.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# \o/ Lovely
My Mk II

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# you are the king of seams
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# There's a double edged compliment if ever there was!
Taken in spirit in which I hope it was intended ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# No, I'm serious
I love a good seaming when It's on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Quite special.
I like how the overall elegance of the flowing lines contrasts with the crass, repulsive details.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Slipper
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# email the daily mail, being utterly serious, saying you have witnessed a strange animal in your local woods, and that you managed to take photos on you phone.
Ask them if it would be worth them reporting on it, as it is a well known local belief that there are strange things in there. Offer to send them the pics, and when they ask for them, email them this seam-horse - remembering to reduce the size and quality to mimic a photo taken with a phone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# pfft
It might get posted...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# if you do it, and it ends up on the daily fail's website, I'll buy you the next set of icons that go up on b3ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# amazing!
is that a black and decker? :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# part DIY donkey
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hello all.

I'm writing a best man speech at the moment. It's not easy.

There's a bigger version on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# i do love your drawing style!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# i hope gel was used.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahaha! office-lols and a *click*
Will we ever see Mr 'Tea-fingers again?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# just be sure to mention how many people the bride has slept with/sucked off etc etc
imply that you have been one of them along with other ushers, the entire pub darts team etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Ah yes - the all important 'getting the tone right' quandary.
Too clean and you're boring, too mucky and... well... wouldn't want that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Her on the left
has a mouth like a blow up doll that i have never used, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# what does the mouth look like on the one you did use?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Fucked
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# touche!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# use the following as an opening gambit:
"I think you'll agree today has been a very emotional day for one and all... As you can see, even the cake is in tiers"

/veteran best man, 3 tours of duty - works a treat every time

and good luck with it fella - top image as well :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I love that one
I seem to remember you posting it here before. It's firmly filed away under 'must use next time I get asked to be BM'.

Not sure about the eating like a rabbit one though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# BM...
BridesMaid ;P
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Either, TBH
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha, the first time I used that, (the eat like a rabbit one) there were lots of 'pfffffts' around the room
promptly followed by lots of men going 'owww' as their wives kicked them in the shins under the table
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# what is the rabbit one?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Oooooh, what is that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I'll leave it to Archie to tell - it's his gag.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# waits with baited breath
though no doubt i will have forgoton it by the time it comes for me to write a BM speach
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Yeah, well Archie appears to have forsaken us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# no he hasn't ;) (below)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# OK so with all due deference to him and his telling of the tale...
It involves husband and wife the following morning, languishing in the marital bed and contemplating breakfast in bed.

Hubby orders double sausage, bacon, egg, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pud (if that's your thing) and a fried slice.

And for madame?

Just a few salad leaves and a couple of raw carrots please.

Sir, we do supply a range of vegetarian and vegan breakfast options

No it's not that - I just want to see if she eats like a rabbit as well.

*pause for giggles and kickings under the table*

Fiver says that by the time I've actually written this out, Archie's posted it already.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *hands fiver*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# AICMFP
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yeah, you're right
he told it better :P

Cheers sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Ok, I'll try and tell it as I told it in the speeches...
Ladies and gentlemen. before I leave you I'd just like to get you to think about the happy couple tomorrow morning after todays wonderful event. Picture if you will the newlyweds waking up in the honeymon bed, as Mr. and Mrs. XXX for the first time. XXXXX (The Groom) will wake up, and ring down to room service to order breakfast for the pair of them.

For him, he'll order Bacon, Eggs, Fried Bread, Sausages, Tomatoes, Hash Browns, Beans, Mushrooms and Black Pudding, all washed down with a mighty cup of Tea. He'll then turn to his new Wife, and for her he'll order a single carrot.

When questioned by the hotel staff on the other end of the phone why just a carrot he'll reply.

'After last night, I want to see if she eats like a Rabbit as well'

/Word of caution. never make eye contact with the Bride's parents while telling this story, or just after either
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# HAHAHA
You sir, are a hero!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# oh, lordy!
that's a cheeky one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
God, I've seriously misjudged what you can get away with in best man speeches if that's a typical joke, but in my circle of friends it would be hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Badum-tsch :D
Relly though.. How well was it recieved the times you've used it? I can't work out if it falls the wrong side of risque?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# The first time I used it was in a reception of 160+ people in a very 'upmarket/expensive/snooty' reception.
I only knew 4 people in the entire place - the Groom (obviously), the bride, and the groom's parents. To say I was bricking the whole thing would be an understatement. The bride's father had spent nigh on high £25,000 on the whole do, so I could have - in one fatal gag - ruined the entire day.

Thankfully, it went swimmingly, and afterwards many people came up to me, bought me a drink and said that gag had lightened the whole day for them, and it was the best laugh they'd had in ages, which was great to hear :)

Even the bride's father at the end of the night came up and congratulated me, but I'll agree, it was a 'balls of steel' moment to decide to go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Ball of steel indeed!
Weddings are weird things, all the emotions are amplified, but there is a strange sense of "anything goes" at times as well.

But I think trying to secong guess the potential mood / reaction of a wedding reception is nigh on impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# that's very much the case with the mood/reaction :) best just to go what you feel comfortable with
the wedding in question above was absurd.
Chimney Sweeps for luck, releasing Doves, Cadillac for the Groom and Best man (with 50's throwback driver) 2 rolls royce's for the bride and bridesmaids. It wasn't comfortable at all, far too formal and rigid for me.

And to think they all laughed at a gag about shagging like rabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I was going to go with
"This is the second time today I have stood up from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand."

I might nick yours now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Eww o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# HAHA!
Just fire off loads of one liners ala Stewart Francis or Tim Vine
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hahahaha, oh my, that's found the audience level RIGHT there :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# heheheh...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Top work!
And good luck with the speech..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# this is bloody ace
top stuff sir

top stuff

I got my wife to write mine

It went down a storm!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# you'll knock 'em dead, I'm sure...
being a best man was easily the most nerve-wracking thing I've done, but once you start the speech and get your first laugh, it actually becomes very enjoyable.

Great pic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ^very much this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# awesome pic
and gl with the speech - unfortunately I did my brothers, and in a couple of years he will get his revenge on me... :/
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# :D
you do the best mouths in the world, 99.9% Science fact
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Him tell it true, bwana..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I hear theres a big spermy meteor shower tonight
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# wait you're not a vagabond.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Fuck piss
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# OH HAI A VAGABOND.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I for one welcome our new intergalactic sperm overlords!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# like this guy

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# good lord, no. I say we all stand together to repel this hideous creature!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# won't you take me to Spunky Town!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# +2 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hot town, cumming in the city, Back of my neck getting dirty and sticky
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# cum fly with me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# LOLS!
Bring on the Raj Persaud Meteor shower bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Why is it always raining sperm in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# why is it always
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Does anyone know the law regarding employment contracts and companies taking over other companies?
Can the company that's done the taking over force the employees of the company that's been taken over to sign a new contract?

What are my rights?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Well, thanks for your help, everyone
/irony blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# this is my first sperm raining picture
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# The first of many I hope
NOW DONATE YOU SHIT. YOU GET A CANDLE TOMORROW IF YOU DO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Is it because you lied when you were 17?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Even though the sun is shining, I can't avoid the jism.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Gonna make the city pregnant.
Gonna make a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# how is building formed?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# ....well, when a councillor in the planning department and a building contractor love each other very much,
the councillor gives the contractor his "planning permission"....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# [8.5]
___\o/
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# this is not what the weather girls had in mind
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)
# oooohhhh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# GIANT SPACE SPERM!
If the sun is the egg, does that make the solar system a womb? Where would the placenta go?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Mother Theresa of Calcutta
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Whoa, dude, I like totally just acidentally clicked "add friend" on myself.
It's like my subconscious is telling me something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Oh and now you're cursed to think of Mother Teresa if you ever try to wank with that hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Cursed?
I always make sure I have a dishcloth when I'm doing 'that'.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I am my best friend
god I wish I could 'best friend' buttonclick myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I can't bring myself to click the little blue [x] next to my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# What little blue [x] ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# It's actually next to ignore, not my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Why do you have (special circumsizes) next to you're name?
Are you secretly a Mohel?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# He's just Cultured
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# "The war raged across the galaxy. Billions had died, billions more were doomed. Moons, planets, the very stars themselves.."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I'm just special.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# You're one of the 'special' people on /board
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Do Your Duty
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# you can see it when you take the red pill
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I'm my own friend too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Having fun with yourself
is better then no fun in a group....

(that sounds dirty...)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I'm not a big fan of me
but we are fuck buddies.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# That's a tiny door
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# oh, it's far away you dick
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Also,
That is a chair and not the bottom of the door.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# it's as if Escher himself took this picture!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Indeed
Water flows up my taps as well.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Oh shit. it is!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# "Damn you perspective!"
*shakes fist at perspective*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# LEAVE PERSPECTIVE ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I cant help myself
i'm always putting things in it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# 8D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmU_q5xrnto
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# That better be the link I think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# it is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Fuck! That led me to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOFRIWx5F9c

(a 'kill it with flaming hammers' situation)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# heheheheh (:
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# WIN.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Now do Yasser Arafat
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] OK, Yasser Arafat.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] And I'll post my goatse webcam here too.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# naked reflection time?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I have that webcam
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# 'kin LOL LOL LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# " ... and then spring skipped the next two seasons and went straight into winter ... "


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Hi there
and also: Where IS everyone? o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I'm here
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# What a coincedence!
So am I

Edit: Well, for a minute at least
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Um ... um ....
*shuffles nervously*

Don't know, miss ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# *maintains gaze*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *stares at feet*
*puts hands in pockets*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Budleigh Salterton
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Ah
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Budleigh Salterton RUUUUULES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# *waves*
hullo misses!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# WOOOOOO
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Everyone is where they should be
and all was well.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I was just looking for a couple of droids...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Fear not. I just got here.
Time to start a party.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Here!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Over there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# In the dangerous world of
"Outside"
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Northern Quarter, Manchester
You?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# And there was much rejoicing.
*yay*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Christmas in August!
what fresh lunacy is this!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# the best kind
always the best kind

EDIT: Best sig ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Aww gawd, you said the c-word
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *gets the raging horn*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *makes terrible joke*


Mmmmmmm seams
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# JESUS Christ ...
*openly weeps at punnerage*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# chortles
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Makes me think of presents.
I love presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I can feel a presents.
Erm ...

I'll just, er ...

I'll just go away now, shall I?

*shuffles off*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Why is it always London in your pictures?
How do people!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Because there is nowhere else
Nowhere else relevant, anyway.

*duxncovers*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Agreed!
Infact I'm just off that way myself now to take lovely little piccies!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Heeeere's Jim...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
I miss Jim :(

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *office lols*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# lol - Dot is my favourite old person on tele
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# this picture confuses me
on so many levels :(
(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# It give me trfh.
On so many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# oh my oh my oh my
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent.

I can actually hear him wheezing out the words in that shonky up-the-apples-and-pears fashion he does so well..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
#
www.headstaggers.com/music/jimbranning/
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
"Playin with tha harran, liffin wit the darerow"



Please accept an honest thank you.
Sheer class.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# courtesy of
Reckless Rik
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I like his style.
And he gets Jim to cover a Muse track, so that pretty much seals the deal for me..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# art thing


i gone done it with my hands and that
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Arty Farty!
Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ^ + more farty
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Is a very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I made a wallpaper you lucky cunts!
He's called Mr Chippy, and soon he will move, and swear......a lot!


Click for big wallpapery sizedness (1280 x 800) (263 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hahhaha! OUTSTANDING!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Yays
I haz new wallpaper!

*waves hello stranger waggly hand*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hellair!
*waves back in the style of The Queen*
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# wee are not amused
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# have a liquorice shitbox
on the house.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Oooh!
Don't mind if I do. They're so nutty and morish!
Could I please have one with a flaky shitstick?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# are you reading my scripts?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# No I've been implanting the scripts into your mind as you've been neglecting your tin foil hat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I prefer gibberish
it's like liquorice but makes less sense.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Top Quality as always Mushyman
Look forward to seeing him movin'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# fuck yea!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha!!
I'll have an orange cuntpuncher please, with sprinkles and raspberry sauce.

Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Reminds me of the Italian ice cream man that used to hang around the back gates of my school.
He made more money selling single cigarettes to 12 year olds than he ever made from Fab's & screwballs..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# a lager and lime lolly and a single B&H all for 20p, the perfect afternoon for an 8 year old :)
Happy Days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# All your missing is a box of matches & some Polos.
Must. Hide. Stench. From. Parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# The heartbreak you feel when you grow up
and realise that you must have stunk of cigarettes so much :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Like hiding a Tic-Tac in an ashtray.
"They'll never learn the truth! How smart am I? Ha-ha-ha!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# What can I get for 80p?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# a strawberry mivvy and a blowjob from Luigi
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# You seem to know the low-down around here...
Has Captain Wow stopped posting on B3ta? She used to post loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# A kiwi fruit pisscandle
and 4 lack of mojos
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# All that for 80p?
get in!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Fantastic as ever!
But you have now put me in an awkward position. Do I use this as my wallpaper or keep Jahled's lovely lio ncub photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] If Richard Wilson was a toy monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Haahahahah
He doesn't believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Excellent
This has to be the best monkey-look-a-like I've ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# well it looks like a monkey coz it is one:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Thom Yorke?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I don't believe it!
*punches Fr Ted in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# The second of two Jollyjack pics I drew when I was bored yesterday
Again, sorry Jack...


Do you really need to click for bigger? (249 kb)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# in before cenaris...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# More NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# top work, Cen'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I like!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I think I liked the one I put up yesterday more, which was Kat
b3ta.com/board/9632398
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# don't apologise to him
apologise to the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Dis am Dredd, mon..
.. truly Dredd.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# *insta-click*
utterly outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hot damn that's a bit good.
Ooo speaking of image challenges have we got Rob's super-secret bonus compo this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Apparently so.
Something about Westminster, or somesuch. The mystery, (like good soup), thickens..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Bloody hell!
that's fucking awesome


Do more! and do a deal with Rebellion to sell them for a shed of cash


*places order for Rogue, Judge Death and Chopper*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I've got plenty more, sir..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Tops!
What are the heads? ping pong balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Yeah. They're pretty much untouchable once they've been coloured, otherwise Iron Man's face has a tendency to vanish round the back of his helmet..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
#
know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# :O
now this is a hidden talent to stop keeping hidden!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# If it wasn't for b3ta grinding my gears, I'd be rusting by now.
I'm so lazy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Midichlorian action..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# angry wonki nobby
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# This one's for you, sir..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# meeeeow!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)
# But this one's for me..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha
how weird does he look skinny and green!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I tried pumping him up with more pipe cleaners, but he just looked like he was wearing a padded fleece..
.. far from heroic.

8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# These are all absolutely stunning!
Now gaz me your address so I can come and steal them all from you! I promise I shall not violate any pets you may own....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# You haven't met Dave.
Dave frightens horses. He's my cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# The most important things is
Can he unibeam?

Or fly when drunk?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# His head may drag along the floor, but I'm sure he'd give it his best shot..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)
# both of these are woo :D
so...um...woo to both :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# love the hand :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# He'd be naked without repulsors..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Anyone made a Plush Judge Fear yet?
I'd buy one. Possibly for squillions of pennies too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Gaze into the fist of Dredd!
Brian Bolland's finest hour..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Yup!
I'm going to try submitting some of my stories as scripts to 2000AD...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Then you have my utmost respect, Tribs. This country owes 2000ad a debt it can never fully repay..
.. and anyone that works on it is probably at the top of their game.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# He IS the Law, dontcha know!
Have a Justice Department-approved click, citizen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# 20 years in an iso-cube, perp!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Can I bring a book?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# The Book of Law, only, citizen!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# FUcking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# You win this compo
You have to. It's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I love your son's work & I love you, too, sir!
*MWAH*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Awww!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Yep, as other have mentioned,
outstanding *click*
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Fuckin' ace!
reminds me of Boba Fett in Robot Chicken

"ho ho... too slow"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Their tongues can't repel flavour of that magnitude!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ballhead !
** click **
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha
compowinnah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Drokk! Perfect, citizen
Although impersonating a Judge has some pretty stiff penalties, so watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# He'll wangle it.
Somehow..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# awesome! :)

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# fantastic!
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# oh my fucking christ.
these are my favourite things ever on the internet. *clickclickclick*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# If I were ever to get married, would you like to come to the evening reception?
I can make space - it's not a problem..



(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Ning, B3ta :D

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Melanistic chipmunks
With MAC10 machine pistols.
Going on a Spec Ops raid of a nut packaging factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# An Estonian gerbil outraged at being asked for ID in an off-licence
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# <that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# The monster that always eats my frickin' socks
Where the fuck is my other sock!?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# the SA all swapped around - Scarlet as a Human, Art as a Pengin, Pip as a Cat and Kat as a Squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# DO NOT PORTRAY PIP AS ANY ANIMAL THAT CAN LICK ITS OWN GENITALS
...please
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahha!
eeeeeeeewwww......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Morbius from Spiderman.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Morbius from Doctor Who
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Morbius from Streetfighter II
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Morbius from Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Morbius from the Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Sorry, I don't do geek.
Oh, hang on....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Gratuitous T&A
Well - play to the crowd I always say.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# a camel through the eye of a needle
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# The curtains
LOLOLOLOL

er.. how about one of those steam robots out of Steamboy?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# breakdancing squirrels
for the 3pm draw off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# .....that's today's draw-off?!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# No. You're shittin' me. Really? Look into my eyes & tell me straight..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# A GIANT FISH GETTING IT'S BRAINS FUCKED OUT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Like a boss
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
skip to 1:15
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# WELL DUH?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Tha state of New York
populated with Squirrels
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# A Walkyrie
using her spear for something... ahem... something
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)
# SA Blade Runner?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Medusa..
and the other gorgons..

staring..
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Draw me Sheva for my birthday.


...Which was yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Chloe as Gozor the Gozarian from Ghostbusters
or Nurse Sally!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeremy Beadle
(Titan Po Splaigen - BELIEVE!!!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# yes?


lol. Now I get it. Big hand little hand.

SPANG!
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# TJ - I don't usually post YouTube links cos it's shit, but this one is funny.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=arfNofxBtfY&NR=1

Well I thought so anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahahaha
how culturally sensitive of them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha I think I'd seen that before.
Gave me a "hugelypredictablelol" though :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Fucking great bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Lols :-D
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# beadle lives in the heart of barrymoore
(Titan Po Splaigen - BELIEVE!!!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)

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