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# meep!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Looks like Stonhenge just got blown up
By bowling balls

But I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hello I drew faces.


(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# So you did
Ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# N
ick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# that gets scarier as you scroll down.
disturbingly good work there!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ^ what he said
but louder
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# *screams like the kid in Home Alone*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Very nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I really want this on a guitar,
a full neck and body print would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# awesome!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# That is both freaky and wonderful
Great use of monochrome and scratchy lines right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I did it in Paint :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I like them
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Those are good faces.
I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Thats great
that is =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Wow...
...bad acid trip flashbacks.

Not that I'd know of course...
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Drawn out faces are well drawn out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# mint
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# this is brilliant I LOVE YOU TSSSATTSER
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Old hat
Bindun, shurely?



Click for bigger (89 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# phwoar!
look at the size of his mandate.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Proportional Representation -
it makes your cock bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# electoral reform
gives me the horn.

hey, I made a rhyme - almost.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Wait till you see...
Vince's cable.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# haha...gotta love the Libs.
Labour's got Balls, though, I'll give them that.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# And I hear...
the Tories have got a Bone.

*facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha!
Balls!

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# If only...
there were a picture of him and Cheney...
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Fuckage. I didn't see you post, otherwise I'd have saved mine. Sorry, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Not to worry...
It's nice to see a Liberal knob gag at the end of a long series of screaming deaths and skulls.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Haha, fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha!
unexpected Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
i love it,

*enters nazi mode*

although a lot of the frames could be removed and replaced with 1 longer frame...i think
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Excellent
have a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] probably bindun
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Ha.
I sang that title as I read it :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2URu1KA4KQ
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# and I sang it too because you did
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# And now you can sing along to the song too...
HAVE IT YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Now I'm at it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# and singing too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# singing?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# er, yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# oh...
*rezips*

*smiles weakly*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Did you ever see this?
b3ta.com/board/9600272
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# No! Missed it!
I like that a lot. Who says abstract art can't be fun?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# These new model kits aren't what they used to be...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Very nicely done
But you put him together wrong - no click for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ha.
I have a numb face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Next time you won't talk back to me, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# :(
Sorry Dicko!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# you're doing it wrong.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I'll wait until the feeling returns to his face
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Then sit on it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# And do you know what?
I'll bloody well enjoy it! ENJOY IT I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# You bet you will.
It'd be like snogging Brian Blessed without his teeth in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Phwoar!
I am so moist right now Dixon! Why do you make me feel this way when you're so damn far away?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Wanna cyber again?
I'll do that thing again with the carrot if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
*logs on to msn*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I thought that carrot thing was just for me...
You hussy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# DIXON'S A SLAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# What should it be then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# dicko.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# That's what it says....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# haha
Berty? Is that you?

You look... different somehow. I can't quite put my finger on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# you have created a monster!
it will destroy us all!

edit: THREAD DEPLETION!!!

so my nice shiny new schlong goes here



yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# and my comment can go here:
lovely shading.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# which as far as I can tell, is impossible to do on paint.net
yay for a smoothshaded schlong :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# It's where tattyshop
really pays dividends. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# You won't be laughing tonight
as you hear the tip trap of little aniseed feet as it scurries behind the furniture, with a whiff of coconut, biding its time...waiting for the moment to claim the life of its master.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Sieze the advantage man!
Eat it now! Strike while it's still weak
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# heheh
That would work brilliantly as a final (additional) frame.
(LittleKitty, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha - Frankenbertie!
that's fabulous...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I have rarely seen such an obvious front page image.
Woo, Sir. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# It's the final frame that makes it
so funny, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 17:38, archived)
#
He has blue shoes, knitwit.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 16 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# DID YOU KNOW...
John Squire (guitarist from the Stone Roses) designed Bertie Basset.
(mr pinkeye afk, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Was he around in the 1920s, then?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquorice_allsorts
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)
# 500th frontpage
surely that deserves some kind of celebration
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Indeed
*genuflects*
The ratio of 15:1 is pretty good too
*kowtows*
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# William G Stewart seemed to think so.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# hmmm
I can see goatse opportunities in this
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# LOL
I hope you connected his legs the bottom of his arms for comic effect. If not, stay well away from Ikea.
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
I wish you could actually do this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# the finished model made me piss myself
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# congratulations
on 500 front pages. Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably bindun

I guess the words could go on the back of a T Shirt
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Nice one :) *clicks*
TJ: Help, b3tans!

This song below is utter shit of the highest order, but I need to identify from which song the trumpet riff at the beginning is stolen (before the twat starts his shit German rapping)

Any ideas: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dknPM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# is he singing about beer and snitzel?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Most likely
I couldn't get past 40 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# why?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Because it's shit and he's a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# you mean he is not completely humiliated by that video?
he is actually pleased with himself?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Yes - and all the women think he's sexy and the men think he's cool and want to be him
It's a tragedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I think that every time i reduce my operations count from N^3 to N^2log2(N)
the brutal reality sets in about an hour later when I walk into a wall.

ed: yeh yeh, originally said "sets a about later when"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# it always sets in a about later for me
Maybe your legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# typos aren't my fault, it's because i walked into a wall.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# are they are the German UB40?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Set your sights much, much lower.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# There is a shitness below UB40, then there is no hope for us at all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Come to Germany
You will find new low levels of musical talent
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I entertained myself this morning
by putting Viva on the telly.

I say "entertained". I meant "didn't entertain".

I say "didn't entertain". I meant "tortured myself".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I like shite music for it shiteness
Mainly because most of it makes me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# 's not "Give me Hope, Johanna" by Eddie Grant, is it?
Not up on my reggae songs, sorry

Also sounds a little bit like a Robert Palmer song from the 90's "Change his ways"

www.last.fm/music/Robert+Palmer/_/Change+His+Ways

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# YOU BEAUT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# All part of the service, sir! ;)
But do listen to the Heavy Nova Robert Palmer song to be sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Yes, it does sound like it :D
I actually realised I know that song now I hear it :|
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Well they say there's nothing new under the sun
Certainly there are so many new cover versions of what I consider to be classics that it really gets me steamed. Most of then are an abomination to the ears and an insult to the intelligence.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I hear ya, brother.
I have a special place in my dungeon for those people.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Thanks, bro, but I'm a sister, LOL!
And I have the girl bits to prove it. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *monocle drops out*
Good lord, my apologies, Madame

Sorry to read about your kitty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# The name would be a clue, princess :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Shazzoir?
In what way is that a clue?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Think Essexs girls name
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# possibly derives from Sharron
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Oh right
In that case I am also female and my real name is Diana. Clue's in the name Dixon, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# naaaaaaaaaah moite...
names with a strong sound in them typically get shortened and zza stuck on the end:
so barry=bazza
gareth=gazza
sharron=shazza
warren=wozza (typically)
etc.

so you can't be the people's princes :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Is your name Thomas then?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# it doesn't have a strong r sound. they come from below...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# which what I said, I just couldn't get the words in the right order :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha! What he said!
Shazzoir just sounds a wee bit more cosmopolitan than the common old 'Shazz' variant. One of my ex work colleagues coined the Shazzoir name about ten years ago, and it stuck. I actually quite like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# is it pronouced shazz-wah?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Sure is sunshine
Like Renoir but with a Shazz. Kinda.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I have an LG Renoir.
Trufax!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Kerry Dixon,
That'll confuse them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# KEZZA DICKO!! YA POOFTAH!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# see you got it
shazzor if othen used to call ladies called sharron
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Maybe your leg had just grow too? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# No, not today
But I now hate HM Revenue and Customs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I always hate customs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I'm Aussie, shortening things and putting zza, o or ie on the end is natural as skulling beer to me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# That would make you phonetically speaking, kebazza
Correct?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# haha, my name can't really have a lot done with it, other that sticking a y, right in the middle
then it's hilarious!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Or on the end....
then you'd be k3b/-\by!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Aw, thanks, Dix
I still have my sad days, but they are getting further apart.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# The sad days will never go away but the good memories will shine through :)
I miss my silly kitties too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# *reads*
I still miss my cat Timmy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I know
They burn so bright but for a fraction of our lives.

Sorry, got something in my eye
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I had Timothy Catchermouse from the age of 2
until I was 19/20. He had a good innings.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Kimba was born on the end of my bed in 1993
He had never known a day when I wasn't around, apart from my brief sojourn to the USA in late '07, and Russell told me he went off his food and sat at the front window almost non-stop for the three weeks I was away. I decided that I couldn't do that to him again. Little hairy bugger slept next to my head every single night - getting used to that warm furry body not being there whenever I reached up to 'his' pillow has been hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# :(
I picked Timmy out of the pet shop, and the night he died, I got inm from the pub and saw he was on his way out. He hadn't been well for a couple of weeks. I sat up with him till the early hours till he died. I loved him so much :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# It's good that you were able to be with him
when his time came. That's the ultimate thing we can do, to be there for them, comfort them, it's what I hope for myself when my time comes. I bet you are teary now, just thinking about Timmy. You'd be in good company. And yeah, I miss my little man something dreadful. My, it's dusty in here...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# pics or it isn't true!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Oh god
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# i'm hastily trying to find my webcam here...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Now now, you saucy lad!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Is it Asereje by Las Ketchups?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# YOU'RE THEIR BIGGEST FAN
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I am.
I am a massive fan of their dads music too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :(
The URL contained a malformed video ID.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# YOU'RE a malformed video ID!
Oh, I see. Well, I destroyed the link after Shazzoir gave me what I was looking for. I'm selfish like that. mwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Same here.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Sorry, I couldn't even find a version on RP's webpage
'twas a rocking little number with squeezebox accordion and 'wimbaweh' backing track too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# well said
clicked !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# YES!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Win
that is all
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Front Page this man
immediately.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# jolly decent of you
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# heheheh...
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# bindun?
in a way - on video...
www.dailymotion.com/video/x9ut27_mps-expenses-financial-gainspotting_news
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# That is fantastic
Was it you who did it? That is brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# cheers!
yup, it was me - took bloody ages...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# FULL. OF. WIN. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I like this
doesn't rely on stereotypes
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I found this on the bed.
I've no idea what it is, but the dog loves playing with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# haha, that's disturbingly brilliant! :D
Now fist yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# paradoxically great
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Well that's confusing
nice pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Cor, nicely done
Unless you have actually maimed three men to do this, in which case, YOU MONSTER.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# This makes me feel ..."Odd"
I don't know why either
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# that's handy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# That's great, but also makes me slightly uneasy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)
# They sell these in Wilkos don't they?
Very nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Bloomin' Ada!
That's good! Woo-worthy indeed. I feel a bit ashamed of my 'shopping and canna put this in a new thread now...

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)
# eww now THAT makes me feel queasy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# That's not 'arf bad!
Nom nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# go cherries!

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# GAH
It's the Jar man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# this is ace.
fact.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# wah!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# It's a self-love-triangle
You often find them spilt on the ground
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# woah!!!!
super stuff:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha!
that's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
This makes me feel all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# wow!
that's creepy. It reminds of when I have slept on my arm until it is totally numb, and I freak out when I feel my own dead arm hitting me in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Class!
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sun 16 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
#
pretty
(I helped save b3ta! sarah sarah sarah, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Yellow robot collage
Yellow robot
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# HOW DARE HE SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOTHER?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# DANGADA DANGADA DANG!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Nice shoes :)
He has a dirty mouth doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# translation?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# He appears to be saying "Mingecustard"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# what a nice robot :D
*glees at new(old) olympus om-1*
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# yay !
lovely robot
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# sunstroke
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ewww
Has he been eating green polyfilla?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# sunstroke: sun having a wank
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Is that the sun from Teletubbies?

My, he's grown up now is he
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Oh dear
this is exactly how I feel when I go in the sun.
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Someone call Father Damien Karras,
Noon all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# This reminds me of the 90's.
Awesomecool
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# arf
barf:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Sorry
Dunno why image is so big???
(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ah
it's not now! Now, back to leadership assignment
(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Nice facial expression. ;)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Bindun?
Dunno. Does it matter? Why are you even asking?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# What's the point of all of this anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I dunno. Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# What?

Who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# tj: i just got this on twitter
"@executiverocker Lord_Gnome left a post on reddit yesterday about his desire to commit suicide. Can you get in touch with him/his family?"

anyone else get this?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Does he need money for a flight to Switzerland or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# who is lord_gnome?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# He appears to be Lord of the Gnomes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# no one went to this effort when i said i was going to off myself.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Maybe they did on other forums.
Fora. Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ah but did you say it through the self-important attention-seeking medium of twitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# nup i said it through the self-important attention-seeking medium of a mmo game.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Well, THERE's ya problem right there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# i think you might be onto something.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Well the owner of Private Eye is referred to as "Lord Gnome", but...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# There's a LordGnome on twitter
twitter.com/LordGnome

whose amazing contributions to the world of tweets include:

"what if jesus coming back was something like schrodinger's cat ???" Like how? He comes back, only to be trapped in a box with poison attached to a radioactive trigger? Or is the Second Coming a thought experiment?

"if god had doubts and became an atheist, would the universe flicker out ?" No.

"watching tv but its turned off" Why are you such an idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I lolled at the box with poison comment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Further investigation
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9au19/dear_reddit_i_have_some_info_about_lord_gnome_the/
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# reply with "God, is he *STILL* alive? I've never known anyone take so long to kill themselves"
then you'll probably get sued by an outraged person :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Seems to be a b3tan.
Jenpots and Esmeweatherwax are mentioned on the reddit page.

He a /talker?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Is it just me or are poodles snotty bitches
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Fucking arrogant bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# oi
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Good morning miss.
How are you? I have to go food shopping in a minute :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hungovers. seeing billy childish tonight tho! yays!
also *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# TJ:
FINAL CALL FOR FANTASY FOOTBALL
You've got about 15 mins to get your team in for the 11.30 deadline.
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20496

BONUS POST FOR DISINTERESTED PEOPLE
Hello, how are you? What was the last thing you watched on TV? Did you like it? Boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# argh, website is crazy-slow
(gtfomh, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# well I think I got in the h2h one in time
hopefully I can join the other one later at no penalty
(gtfomh, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I'll just go for the bonus points then

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:38, archived)
# TJ! It's 'The Window' time!
How odd!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ha, that's nothing, i was walking through annandale at turfing out time go past the gay pub
there's about a dozen 50 year old blokes in fetish gear...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I can beat that
I used to like on Oxford Street in Sydney:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# i'm sure you liked it!
i mean it's expected there, but on paramatta road?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# when did you open the pub?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I'm planning to go there one saturday.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Which one is you? Lol-o-lol.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# The red square one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I am really not keeping up with the latest fashion trends
what the hell are they supposed to be?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:38, archived)
# "Fabulous", I'd imagine...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Oh it looks like a "comedy stag pub crawl"
Oh, my aching sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# i love ghostie's window time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha, the gayest thing about this is the guy at the back,
pointing to the poster in Boots advertising what seems to be an
offer on tanning essentials.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I love it when these kinds of blokes (out forra laff wiv there m8s n that on a pub crawl) get into the inevitible fight
There's nothing funnier than seeing a bloke in a comedy wig/french maids outfit/mankini squaring up to another bloke in a bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Kick his ass Seabass!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# could you perhaps just set up a webcam on your window
so that we too could enjoy the fun times ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# *polite applause*
Bitches indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't vote Liberal Democrat, we're rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] In fact, whilst I am at it,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# So basically you're saying
Vote Tory or Patrick Moore gets it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# imagine the posts if Patrick Moore kicked the bucket
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I would holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# hhaaahahahhaa
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Pedantically...
Mother Teresa and Dianacommaprincessofwales both died under the John Major government.
(champagnerocker, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# In the beginning, God made the light
Shortly thereafter, God made three big mistakes

vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=17070874
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# did he go off and watch porn afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I believe he married a groupie afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] He's in the money
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Nice use of current advertising campaigns ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Nice work there, shopping that female officer in

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Pfft!
Now shop Kim Jong-Il in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I decided that my current sig fits me well

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# No-one will ever know....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Erection day again!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Edited ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# lulz
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I have it on reliable sources
you are a brand of coffee. Is this true, oh crazy Dutch person?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Haha, what?

No, I haven't heard that one before, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# KOBAYASHI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyser_Söze
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Coffee cup man, coffee cup :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I love the pointless but thorough detail of Wikipedia :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_cup

There's even a picture just in case you might be confused and think the article may be referring to something to do with nuclear physics: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Coffee_cup.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking losers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# This coffee-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Well that boggles the mind doesn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I took their advice, kind of....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's top class that is.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# You had to change it back, didn't you :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# i didn't touch it, have you been vandalising?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Consider it edited ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
Someone will actually bother to rewrite that! Fuck me, the wikipedia mods must start the day with a pint of expresso

Edit: A coffee cup is a cup for drinking coffee. That is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# a cup of riva instant actually, and i just undid the changes. don't be naughty now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# RUN, IT'S THE WIKI ROZZERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# This coffee-related article is a stub.
Ha

/edit: I thought it was also a HTML editor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Do you know a religious guy named John Paul?


"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Mediocre."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# no but i know a couple of musicians
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Did you know Ruby's in Attica?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I was never in her fucking attic, that restraining order was bullshit!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# DIG, YOU FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# no point, her bedroom is on the top floor.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money.
And like that he was gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# those crazy duchies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# He's a dangerous man!
Who is Mediocre? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Redsushi tell it, anybody could have worked for Mediocre. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# so, you're saying Mediocre is a poof
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker.
And yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# no wonder he's gone
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# He's off gaying up the Netherlands I think/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
*sends sushi to read the side of a bus*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *reads side of bus*
Oh, well that's going to convince me to suddenly give up on my religion after 60 years.....

*reads side of another bus*

Ooooh, there is a film called The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 out, that sounds like a wonderfully imaginative and original film.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# i gave the finger to a bus earlier today. cunts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You're such an angry man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# waited half an hour, in that time there should have been 4 appropriate buses.
then one refused to stop for me. no wonder i try and dodge paying full fare.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Good old public transport eh!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I think it would have need a selfdefeatist action
What with the bus having no selfawareness and no conciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I don't know who these people are
but the second one looks mighty suspicious to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# :D
The one in the waistcoat? I reckon he did it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# It's the one that's hung like a donkey though

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# And hangs arounds public toilets....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
The middle one is the stuff of nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# You should see him with his little typing hammer....
img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/mediocre1/mediocrebyothers/mediocre1175678088.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# This is just as I imagine him banging away at his keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# God bless america
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(DJTK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:31, archived)
# In all fairness,
he was exonerated....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)
# And casturated
(DJTK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# And saturated

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# And micturated.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# And masterbated
(DJTK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Of murder...but he's in the big house right now
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O._J._Simpson#Las_Vegas_robbery
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] non-serious entry
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:29, archived)
# any need for the shit flashing text?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# not really
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Atari 2600 FTW
Spack sufferers should get an anti-spack plug in for their browser, no?
I'm fully shocked that there isn't such a plug in for Firefox by now.

Don't ruin it for the rest of us.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:05, archived)
# How's it gonna work?
The only way to do it would force an esc press when you open a page with animated gifs surely? And then you'd miss out on all the amazing animations innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I deserve a laptop!

I took five minutes out of my day to do this. :) For them, that'd be at least a plasma telly, some porn and a duck house :p
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# a duck house?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# those crazy kids nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I need a cat house
But I can't find that as a box to tick on the form :(
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] serious entry. Look serious face >:¬{
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:07, archived)
# How much is it (goig) for?
I'll buy it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I heard its got a bit of an infestation :(
Also I know the heating is shite, cos a company I worked for fitted it... (badly).
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Which company is that?
If it's those Romec shits I'm out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Reed rains
There a bunch of cock monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:29, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 6:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Somebody help this guy up.
Can't you see he's too hammered to do it himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 7:01, archived)
# Don't disturb them
It's the Cebu Prison's rendition of It's Like That.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 7:03, archived)
# oh I see, so that's the way it is.
Huh!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 7:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 7:20, archived)
# *works hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 7:25, archived)
# I have watched 73398 spins.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 7:44, archived)
# I know i posted this further down the board but I really can't stop watching this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w60Sxop5I38
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 7:57, archived)
# It really is rather super, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 8:14, archived)
# I have watched 32 impacts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 8:14, archived)
# the phrase WTF was invented for that
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 8:26, archived)
# i want to use my 18000 post to say
wow.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 8:27, archived)
# I want to use my 40,040th post to say,
DIE YOU DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Wow that's more than me - by 10%!
I never thought I'd lurk to see the day.

My posting graph would be like the edge of the Grand Canyon and we're now going along the bottom of it. It was the highest around.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Ha.
Mine is very much just a flat line. Consistency is the key ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Redsushi you are posting like a postman possessed by post ghosts,
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I know :(
I really should take a break. But being unemployed at present, I do tend to have b3ta on about 18 hours a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Yeah, I'm unemployed too
it is great except that i have no money
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Aye, Sadface.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I could do this forever if I had the money though, it genuinely is great.
I'm finishing all the videogames I bought and then didn't play.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Yeah, I am often terminably bored.
However, I think this would not be the case if I had money to do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# pOor gUy!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Oh man.
That made me laugh out loud until he came back into the building looking so sad and defeated. Now I am nearly in tears :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 8:52, archived)
# really though
I mean I understand that people who haven't grown up around technology can be quite timid, but I'm pretty sure they still teach people "don't run headfirst through plate glass" in the countryside.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yeah, I know. It's just how sheepish he looked. Also, surely he walked into the place?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Maybe there's more than one entrance
I dunno, but that glass doesn't look like it's made from sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# True,
Still, I do feel quite bad for him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hey, you, the Rock Steady Crew Show what you do, make a break, make a move
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)

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