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# Oh hi thar mister giraffe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# It's a distinct possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Nice pic-turr by the way :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# he belongs in my jewellery box
he looks like a neckless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Was that a pun?
Or am I not 'earring you right?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# it is a pun
but i didn't like to brooch the subject
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Well it had a nice ring to it
so i'll (brace)let you carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Stop
Hairpin on you two
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# i can't think of any more
i call a draw on account of too much aussie white
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Alright alright, legs just leave it at that, shall we?
Too late.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Yeah you've really put your foot in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# zoom and enhance!

Click to zoom and enhance!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# ZOOM
just one look and then my heart went boom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Suddenly and we were on the moon
I love that song
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)
# i quite like it too
although i'm more of a rock fan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)
# haha
good sponging
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# HA!
Nice one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# you can't take it all
nobody can. it's too big.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Your bust?
Waheeeyyyyy :D
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# oh, i wish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Haha. Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# noice :P
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# :|
:||||||||||\\\
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Happens in Episode 1.7

(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)
# HAHAHA I AM DRUNK
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
#


for wils challenge
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# hahahahaha!
why the fuck has no one replied to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 8:42, archived)
# I done another: ET the Terminator

'ET phone Sarah!'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking. Is he okay?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# The scene where he's lookin for clothes to fit
would probably go on a tad longer...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
# awww, man...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
# haha
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)
# HAHAHA!
You nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# OH ET YOU'RE SO BIG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# so goddamn fucking wanking big!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# COCK ROKKIT!!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)
# But it's all done in the best possible taste,
Right? :)

Love,
Cupid Stunt
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Sorry Proj, but that's quite apt for you some mornings mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)
# This ever happened to you?
i.imgur.com/Itjn.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Frequently
not had a groovy lens beside a 15mm Fisheye to cope with it though

UNTIL YESTERDAY! I picked up a 16-35 2.8, though looking at that something closer to 10mm might be better
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:41, archived)
# some mornings?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Haha
All day day then, never one to mince your words
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 9:24, archived)
# hahahaha
four aces
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Oh feck... hahahahahahahahaha
I would like to register my complaint that this isn't on the front page.
*Registers complaint*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I see the complaints department got your letter :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# The Magic Donkey and I are like this
"||"
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# cuntsticks!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Loudest laugh I've had at b3ta for quite some time
Top hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Hahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Fuck yeah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:08, archived)
# E.T phone homebase
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Pseud alert

I've been re-reading Theft by Peter Carey I and thought I'd try to make a detail from one
of the paintings he talks about, or at least the way I imagine it would look.
I don't have Painter here, so I've played around in Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)
# i wish i knew how to swim
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# mmmm....lighting effects
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# No.
No. No. No. No. No.
No.
Well yeah. I wanted the impasto effect but the layer emboss was looking really grim and it was no fun to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Interesting idea to create fictional paintings.
Someone, other than as prop for movie, must have done so before.
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It's a great book
and his descriptions of the paintings are fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# go down to the woods today...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)
# you're sure of a big suprise!
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# go down to the woods today
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Really nice.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I've only read Oscar & Lucinda
Great book... ruined in the movie by trying to fiddle a happy ending!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# uhh another starwars pikchure
for wils challenge
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Oh shit! It's Darth Vader!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I bet he's buoyant.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Its..
Dark Helmet!
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
piss
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
# eat laser bitch :)
ha
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Nicely!
Can't wait for the CGI re-vamp!

*edit* or there it is above ^
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)
# death by wet floor
(JoePesky, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)
# don't slip and fall, michael
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# hahaha
awww
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Aww :(
So I'm not sure how but I just found myself on the British Embassy in the US website. One section includes a load of questions, one of which is "Where can I purchase a British flag?"

ukinusa.fco.gov.uk/en/faqs/flags-national-anthem/buy-flag

Essentially the answer is "I dunno, find out yourself. Google it or something."

Why aren't we running a flag shop out of our embassy, hm?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# They'd only buy them to burn outside when protesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Damn Shermans
and their flag-burning ways.



Edit: What the fuck? How did I just stumble across a thread from last week without noticing? I'm cracking up, I would've sworn this was on the main board.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Is the answer Britain?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Perhaps some jam tits might cheer her up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# AWWW
poor blub all sad
*gives 'em cake*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Alt compo anyone? When movies collide, just mash 2 together amusingly,

Bond in 60 Seconds, War of the Killer Tomatoes, Pretty Little Woman, that sorta thing...

has potential I think.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# aye, sounds good
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# mmmm mash
great idea

Belle de Journey to the Centre of the Earth

EDIT - North by Northwest Passage to India?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# We did that already. Not to say more or peasing about is not fun too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Well is still better than the current one...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I agree with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I can only see Peter Griffin in a red dress.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Roberts - "...and you want me to stick it where?"
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# so much potential...
... it's been done. But that's no reason not to do it.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# If you mosque..
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)
# hahahaha
Nice firepower.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Oh my God! Milkys been shot


There is a big wallpaper version too but I cant work out the url thingy
(strontium190, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Was he smuggling sperm?
Top pic btw :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Back
and to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I heard a curdling scream
wondered what it was
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# It only grazed him.
He's just milking it...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# there really aren't that many milk puns, are there
Most of them are cheesy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I'm sure
you could find whey more.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I'd have sworn
It was a curdling cream.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# You would scream too if the bullet went just pasteurize
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# otherwise it would have creamed him
glad it went whey past.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# *doesn't cry*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Oh, you heartless bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Up to my chin
would have been enough... :p
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# oh my!
b3ta.com/board/9815083
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Now he is dead
he will be creamated.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
# *Likes*
and the wallpaper is here
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Thanks for that Holly
I really am a mong when it comes to URL's etc
(strontium190, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's GGggrreat!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Mit Simian Soop
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Viva la Revolución to avoid scorching!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# hahahaha
quality.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# FAYKE
no cigar

I like this and I would like to order my very own guerilla gorilla grilla please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# this is joy :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# bah
'ning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Hmm
Is it like a Mr. Potato Head?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)
# ha eww
look at the filename for RIS
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# It works so well!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I'd watch that

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)
# whaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# YANKEE DOODLE


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# There's something all too meta about reusing him in sport. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)
# :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# With Apologies to Fresh Water Mole and The_Fiend
First time post. Jeremy Horse Strikes Again.

(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)
# front page it now!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)
# So I was looking on google for pictures of stoats.
I found this (nsfw).
This led me to this directory, (nsfw links from this page).
May I suggest the lobster, or the squid? I'm quite disappointed at the lack of squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I'm not sure I wanted to see that
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Oh. Hey.
I stumbled upon those same images years ago. How strange.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# NO I WASN'T SEARCHING FOR FURRY STOAT PORN HOW DARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# the dachshund one is quite, quite wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I've looked through his directory.
The guy makes tails (safe) for himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# THE HYBRIDS ARE COMING!
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/neytiri.png
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Holy fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# wrong
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# breasts
too many breasts.. well... too many per lifeform..

edit: oh and after the rest, that tiger one.. well there's just no effort in it
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# the zebra is having a particularly disturbing poo
(JoePesky, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)
# sandra buttock


Click for bigger (125 kb)

(amirweb shake hands with gonga, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I fear George Lucas has finally run out of ideas for films...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Greatest scrolling arcade game, ever!
Clickage, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:56, archived)
# hehehe, I'll take your word for that
Willow game on wiki

I always thought it was "New Zealand Story" myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Wikipedia's just holding back from telling you how great it actually was..
.. don't let the lack of info fool you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Still, it would take hell of alot to beat the Kiwi from NZS :)
PS Bad Dudes was a good'un too

EDIT PPS Playing Tekken 6 on the PSP at the mo while in work, damn fine game :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:30, archived)
# dragon ninja!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Pillow pants
(JoePesky, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:57, archived)
# well, he's about the right size
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:57, archived)
# YAY! PUB O'CLOCK!
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# By gad, she's right!
Laters, taters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:12, archived)
# have funs :D
(stuck in work, git)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)
# it's like i've travelled back to 1985
when george really did run out of ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)
# "What film can I make this time?"
"Hmmm.....I'm thinking....magical midgets."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:12, archived)
# REMASTERIZADA DIGITALMENTE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Is he about to bite that pillow?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)
# "Oih, seen any whales about mista?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)
# gracie is pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Call me Ishmael..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Surely you can't expect everyone to start calling you Ishmael?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Those that are aware of my preference might be so kind..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Sean Connery ish male
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Too nautical.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Yeah,
I find that problem with boats too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
#
digg.com/arts_culture/Moby_Dick_Too_Nautical_for_me/who
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha, love these comments
About the Catcher of the Rye; "..it's a testicle of a book."

OMG cringe at the Sgt Pepper comment; "...they should remix these songs with 50 Cent or Snoop". NO.

EDIT: lmao at Shawshank :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] my son just did


(PanSowa, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Yeah, but he's 35, tell him to go out and get a job for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I'm pressing my SOKR key.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# JUGO
OFXXO
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# 53! 53! 53!
54!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# 501 OFO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# YOU HAVE OUT-KEYBOARDED ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Aw man it's like I won the olympics again, only this time in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:33, archived)
# You'll only get old and soil yourself. This is the peak of your existance.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:34, archived)
# being allowed to soil yourself is the best part of getting old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# "I've shit - you deal with it."
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# exactly!
and you can be as nasty and rude as you want AND PEOPLE JUST HAVE TO TAKE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I remember shitting on the kitchen floor when I was like 4 years old.
Fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I pissed in a wicker bin in the bathroom once.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# i pissed on my girlfriends stereo and CD collection once.
she's now my wife.

i also pissed in her sink at uni as i couldn't find the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)
# my dad has a habit
of mistaking the radiator in his bedroom for a urinal when he's drunk. mum does not find it as amusing as i do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# i remember getting a bath in the kitchen sink
i used to love that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# but then you turned 21
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# yes
stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I remember getting a bath in a bucket
which was in the bath

/didn't have no running hot water when I was very young
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:57, archived)
# was that when all this were fields?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:59, archived)
# That wasn't a bucket
that was a turkey fryer. If they'd only had 50p for the electric...
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Nah man, got months yet til that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# you sunk my battleship!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
# THIS KEYBREAD IS BRONKEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# My response depends on the age of your son
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# he is 6
(PanSowa, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Tel him to get a job, the layabout
edit: I do believe he has designed the perfect keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Is the
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
~
button for snakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# my son could do better
if he was real
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Is that an AKON key?
If I press it will this start?
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
#
↑KON

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Needs more purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)
# That's JUST LIKE YOU to say that.
OH PURPLE THIS OH PURPLE THAT. TYPICAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# The colour of emperors, insanity & plums deserves far more recognition in today's fast-moving world..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)
# PRUMPELS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Prumpels could probably do with far more explanation in today's fast-moving world..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:54, archived)
# AND GAYS
NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I should hope not..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:59, archived)
# but tell me,
does it support Firewire?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Paper laptops and fire do not mix.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)
# icon
top row
forth from right
cock with 3 balls
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I bet he knows what all the icons do too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Yay!
I like the skull and crossed bones on the bottom left: launch pirate.exe!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:25, archived)
# that's excellent!
much better than anything Apple have ever made.

*click* cos I want to see this FP'd. The FP needs more art done by small children.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I really, really, really, really, really, really love this.
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# This is awesome
Your son appears to be one of the Microsoft consultants for win7, or he already has an intimate knowledge of it.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Evening. Long time no post.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 17:56, archived)
# YAY!
nice to see you fella.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# why didn't I think of that
my knee dandruff is out of control
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# 6 times the the cleaning action
and yet my arse is still dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)
# hehehe
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I totally wish we evolved from stoats instead of monkeys.
Stoats are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# what's wrong with monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Nothing, but stoats are better.
What monkey can take down prey 10 times its size? You don't see Gorilla taking down elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)
# And stoats can lick their own genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)
# And they're terribly cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# i'm cute!
but i can't lick my own genitals and frankly, i wouldn't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:34, archived)
# a thing of beauty sir, good to see you on here :)
good to see you on here :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Curses.. foiled again :)
Evening, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I always wondered why people need to shampoo their shoulders.
Then I grew back hair :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I was just thinking about this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Knew I'd seen it somewhere.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# haha
best username/sig combo in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Good work, dudehero.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Hahahah
Top :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)
# EYES AND EARS AND MOUTH AND NOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# AAAH AND EEEERR AND NNNNNNNNNNNN AND RRRRRRRRRRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# ah yes
eye shampoo is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# You can't let your eye hair get greasy now can you? Your vision would get smudged.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# That's jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)
# You're a cunt.
An old one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Sadly
The "Eyes and Ears" one didn't go down quite as well
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# on another bender
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Mmm, bananary.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Clearly, monkeys enjoy Staropramen.
Does anyone else think that tastes banana-like?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I don't even know what that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# It's a Czech beer
that tastes of bananas.

Perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# always the same..just one more..
what a waste of a nana!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# put your gibbon to work
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ;D
(herman:D, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHER, FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
# a dashing look, I'll admit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# *turns off webcam*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
# peeeeeeeeeeeeeekaboooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Watcha...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)

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