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[challenge entry] Introducing...

Wendy and Mandy
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Ahahaha, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# i'm going to bed soon. stop putting images up like that!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# It's only a quarter past 9... oh right... It's a school night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# That's kinda hot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# lovely cleavage! oooh sounds like the parrot sketch!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# I made this
now I wish I hadn't, - it's terrifying!
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fuck! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha
oh my
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I was indifferent to the mascots.
Now I hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
#
awww! move the wenlock out of the way!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] who invented mascots?
I hope they are dead
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
#
whoever made those mascots must have been high!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/10055828
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# doh!
serves me right for being away
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# oh, where is that from
as i want to burn a hole in a dvd via the pause mechanism.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Spartacus: Blood and Sand
Utterly fucking atrocious program, but lots of sex. Including, but not limited to, Lucy Lawless lezzing it up big stylee! Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] INFIDEL, your draw muhammed day has enraged us
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# you fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# By all means, strap a bomb to yourself in protest.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Islam has all the fun
*converts*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] thats where he got to
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Mohammed loves the tits...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# i always though he was an arse man.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:49, archived)
# he does
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Praise the holy breast!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 20 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# More girls...less Mohammed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Now who is tim stewart?
you see I found on Daily Fascist this
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1280010/Olympic-mascots-Wenlock-Mandeville-internet-viral-treatment.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
and its got some B3ta images. they stole one of mine some time ago.

utter fascists
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# I'm quite sure he has no claim on copyright on any of those pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I hope they die of
an exverted bottoms
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I'm going to complain at them. See how they like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Actually, I've already lost interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# *sits back & waits for fireworks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# WTF?!...Stealing is now called 'copyright'?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
#
i left a comment on there. i said something along the lines of it's big of you stealing pictures from b3ta and classing them as your own. have you got no talent there? mind you, looking at previous pictures from your paper, i think not!' edit: don't think it'll make it into the comments myself!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# They're shit.

Seriously they'll just claim someone sent them in or something, and it's not their job to investigate copyright infringements.
What was the other paper that included a bunch from the compo and namechecked the authors and b3ta? I think it was The Sun ffs. Perhaps the Mail need to see a link to that page to see how it's done, and to see how fucking shallow their copyright claim is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
#
watermarks all around then!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# The Mail images have been cropped, thereby removing any watermarks/tags.
"Tim Stewart" is a total cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:19, archived)
# turns out
he is a journo for them

so they steal images and claim copyright? wtf?

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:27, archived)
# He's not staff, he's freelance...
A staff reporter wouldn't have © credited and I've found articles he's written for other papers. Thats how they get out of the shit. They can blame him for breaching copyright although they probably asked him to do it...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 20 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# I think some of the pics in the link above were tagged
They've just cropped them out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# It was the Torygraph.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Looks like he's a freelance journalist...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 20 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# they are cunts
complete cunts
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
# those bastards
DM me if your work has been stolen, folks. I'll happily discuss your options with you and talk you through the tricks they will use to avoid paying you.

edit: comment submitted (breath not held): "Who is Tim Stewart and on what grounds does he claim ownership of this work?"

ps - Julie Moult is an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# i tried making a gif
Photobucket
sorry about the size, im new to the art of gif making.
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# This is rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 20 May 2010, 21:31, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:36, archived)
# what's the date again?

(bovine intervention, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Chair Imagination

Or maybe I'll call it "Do Chairs Dream of Green Fields?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Why did you leave the sitting reading bit still, and have the looking at the chair bit animated.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Compression Issues
Originally the sitting me was turning the pages of the book but because this sequence was longer, I would have had to add more loops of the galloping.

Also I needed a lot of colours for the gradients, so I had to sacrifice frames to save on memory to add more
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
brilliant as always
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Are you any closer to deciding what the hell you want me to draw?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# me in a sexy silver bikini on the beach in spain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I don't have enough flesh coloured pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 20 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# hehe top class :)

smashin' cloud wibbles
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Ta
I like to think they make it a little easier to see what's going on. Movement catching the eye an' all that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# hahahaha
he's riding you like a bitch.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Hehe
Being in close contact to human arses is bound to give chairs a filthy mind....
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# they permenantly have wood.
a bit like me in my teens.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# hahaha
you maniac! :D
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# you have huge skirting boards.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Yes, They're Quite, Quite Silly
Also, the rooms in my flat have 3 metre high ceilings....
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# sheep, you need a house not a flat
it is far better.

not bragging but i have a garage as well, which is full of shit and my 'project' old scirocco is still on my drive.

this year is the year of getting rid of the shit and getting the 'rocco up on ramps.

now, if i can just win the euro millions i'll be sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Aye, I agree
Sadly they're also quite expensive where I'm living

I'm dreaming of the day I can have a little studio with a whole wall I can film against. That and a shed, garage and the cat gets his own room too please
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# You are my ex-housemate AICMFP
I do like a tidy 'rocco, but my current project is my otherhalfs corrado - and I'm sorry, but I think I prefer it!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# i love the corrado
but my 'rocco has a G60 number plate, so i really want to get a G60 lump in it eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:50, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with a flat
i love my little place, it's just right for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# You're a loon!
A damned good one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Somebody forgot their medication today
.




woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# I don't have any medication
Perhaps ultimately there is the problem. I do keep being kindly offered pills by email though
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# viagra don't cure insanity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Damn
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# but you'll be able to wank like a madman.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:24, archived)
# heh heh!
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Click
McLick
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# AWESOME!!!!
"CLICK" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# I hope this is a dream
and not a vision of GOD!

woo
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Who thinks about sitting?
I give the chair a 10.0!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# I'm trying to draw the attention to the lack of sitting thought
It's a very real problem in modern life
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Hmmmmm....oh yeah...I could be sitting right now...instead of holding this computer!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Woo
(subscribed to your youtube) :D woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# You seem to enjoy sitting in chairs in the middle
of the room reading books. This seem a terribly uncomfortable idea to me! REMEDY THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Oh Noes
I have a wrong brain!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# yes, yes you do!
Silly Sheep! Great, but Silly Sheep :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# beautiful, and simply brilliant as always
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Clickin' long and hard!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# woo mr sheep :D
You was the one who made me find b3ta thanks:D
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Yay!
That makes me happy
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Yeah, but we all wanna beat you up for it ;)
ONLY KIDDING HERMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# :((
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Woot!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
#
you have waaay too much time on your hand and you need to put tutorials on the web on how to do this. have tripple woos and yays!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# It's my job though!
These silly GIFs are to promote myself as a freelancer

Also, they're tax deductable. Or something

Oh, and I might well make a tutorial video. Although in reality it'll be me pissing around and teach people nothing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
# yes make a tutorial video
woooooooooo :D
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Don't get too excited
In all likelyhood it won't be educational. Er... unless I actually make a tutorial for it that is
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# tutorial :D
yes yes yes
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# FREE THE FURNITURE SLAVES
WE LOOK TO THE DAY
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# You are a god!
and I am a disciple. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# AAU.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# ohhhh man this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# That is bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha,
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Wonderful sir!
*Click* :) (Genius)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Do Armchairs Dream of Equestrian Sheep?
Yeah, it's not an armchair, and equestrian has one more syllable than electric, but it's the best I could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Wow, that's it!
That's the name I was failing to come up with. Thank you thank you thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# You're most welcome.
Feel free to borrow/steal/adapt to your own needs.

(It's a fab animation. It makes me smile.)
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# this is sublime!
...and I like the non-animated you - it suggests quiet contemplation of a jolly good book.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Holy fuck, this is mad!
...and I 'kin love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# hell yeah!
for some reason the chair reminds me of that bit in Smell Of Vic and Bob, where Bob wishes for an ironing board to attempt to mount Vic.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Ha ha
Nice one sheep : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:53, archived)
# This is really lovely
I'd like to imagine you at the park filming the galloping bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Aw, Sorry To Disappoint
Filmed in the privacy of my living room. Even I have my limits
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# The universal savior has emerged… I do believe and you ?
In the name of God the most merciful and graceful
Praise be to God
Peace and prayers upon Mohammed and his kinship of Imams and Mahdies
All doctrines have conffessed and ratified that this is the end of the world… this is the time when the Holy Anticipated Reformer shall emerge and fill the world with peace and justice, after it had been filled with oppression and injustice…

The successor has emerged,The universal savior has emerged! The Holy Anticipated Reformer (Ahmad Al-Hassan) has emerged!!
How and in what manner is the anticipated reformer arriving? The answer is, in the same manner as any prophet or a messenger arrived. Moreover, this holy character has been mentioned in the Muslim Shiaa doctrines, Muslim Sunni, Christianity and Jewish doctrines. However, in each doctrine the holy reformer has been mentioned in different ways that is:
• Jewish: Elijah
• Christianity: Jesus Christ:
• Islam: Al-Mahdi
This character has also been mentioned in other faiths, however, without mentioning or specifying a certain person.
The Awaited Reformer has EMERGED.
He’s calling to unite under the Banner of pure and true Faith, Justice, and Equity; under the Banner of Allegiance to God (Allah).

He is Imam Ahmad Al Hassan who has been mentioned in the Will of the prophet Mohammad (PBUH) which was writting during the hour of his death. He also has been mentioned in the narrations of Ahlul Bayt (AS).

Ahmad Al-hassan is the Messenger of Imam Al Mahdi who has been sent to all Muslims. He is the Messenger of Prophet Issa (Jesus) to all Christians, and Prophet Elijah (Eliyahu/Elias) to all Jews…

Please feel free to e-mail us if you have any question or require further details, and we’ll be very glad to answer you.

Hoping and asking that may God the almighty reveal the truth to you that you may follow it.
www.the-savior.com
(the savior, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Lol God.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# fuck off you tedious cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I can't help but think this is my fault for posting Bible quotes a few minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Oh my God, I was just about to say this is all your fault. Total mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# If you can summon someone to post this garbage can you summon someone to post a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# They don't fit through the postbox slot. I tried :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# :D Fuck year!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Bulbasaur. g2ctch m al.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Oh sorry no, that's not a cat, what was I thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# yes it is
but i still love it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Pigs don't pilot themselves, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Ahahah. Something has to go in there after all the bacon is taken out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# I hope that dog is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# A dingo chewed his tail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Mohammed's a cunt...Imams's a cunt...Mahdies is a cunt

God is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Are you just trolling for more mohammed pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# WHERE'S MY SHOES?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# I totally emailed Wendy to get my LEGITIMATE NIKE TRAINERS and instead she robbed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I'm still waiting for my Phentermine
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# I could go for some Phentermine sandwiches right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Well I totally never bloody received it
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Oh drat. It read:
Gief shuez im paypl u mony genuen deal vere resneabl ship tow englend fre ship pills l@@k cheap v1agr@.

I hope you can reply so we can sort this whole shoe mess out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# old macdonald had a farm ââåâïîïïããäåôõôóôô
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I'm coming for YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Pffffhahaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Teehee!

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# ha ha ha!
*spills tea*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# MC Hammer wore baggy trousers because he though that the saviour would be born out of his arse.
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Pronoun verb noun because he though that the saviour would be born out of his arse.
A sentence applicable to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Ttssattsr puts goose eggs up his bum because he thinks that the saviour would be born out of his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
#
EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Holy fuck, I SEE THE LIGHT!
PRAISE BE TO GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# That's not God, that's just your fridge light.
Fatty
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# man, he can't stop munching
i swear i caught him one night going though my food recycling waste.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# MuHamhead
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Oh fuck, I've been found out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# *praises*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# i was going to go pack
but i have to say
FUCK OFF, YOU GODBOTHERING SPUNKBUBBLE! DO I COME AND PACK WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PRAY? NO, I FUCKING DON'T! KEEP YOUR BEARDED SKY PIXIE TO YOURSELF!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# spunk bubble :D


where ya going?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# long weekend in spain
it's an allocation on arrival deal, so not sure where yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# ooh mystery :D
good luck
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# :)
last time, we got a 4-star hotel with a jacuzzi on the roof! tried my swimming cozzies on before, i've got 4 of them and they're all too big :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Cockweasle is my personal Lord and Saviour
"Snarn!", sayeth the Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# *joins the Church of Cockweasle*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
..
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# You bummer
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# what's in it for me
i'm not seeing a USP here?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# your username doesn't exist, have you been deleted?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
#
Looks like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# And did the Mods edit that URL?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# the link to Shatner suggests this is just some trolling
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Or moderating.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Mods did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# *feels disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Yes, that's all well and good, but do you sell nike trainers?
/top mod linkage to the REAL saviour of mankind
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Damn, I miss those spams
I used to look forward to them because of the replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# i wish jesus was dead
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# oh, wait
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha
First class bit of mod editing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I liked the link
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovWs8JQN7FE
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# The Catholic Church invented peadophilia
that is all.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# that's what SHE said.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# no I do not want to buy your cheap nike shoes
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# God told me that you should wear your arse like a hat.
Are you going to do it, or do you hate God?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# I am the new messiah.
trust me.

Also Jesus was a Buddhist, and the Buddhists are the lost Jewish tribe of the east.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Ahmad Al-Hassan? Does he have a Facebook page?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
#


:O
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
# FUCK GOD
what has he ever done for me
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:05, archived)
# mmm scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# *rubs for luck*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] "aaaaaaaargh!....PUT ME DOWN!!!!!.........I'M NOT A MOBILE"...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Your QOTW answers made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# He has a lot of hang-ups.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Don't you use that tone with us
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# It rings true.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# push number 8
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Off to Mazuma with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# that's a bit good
now i'm off to finish my packing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# aww, bless!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I wonder if this'll make the Telegraph website?
(twattybanjo, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# i certainly hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Tag has a weak signal.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Is he polishing his wiff waff bat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 20 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Oik!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# *sighs*
I want a croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# I have cheese and salami sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# I have a big plate of dahl
No ghee though...
I haven't had salami in yeaaaars...
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# i sausage,bacon, mozarella tart
with kerazy salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Kerazy salad
is crazy.
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# i'm balanceing the sausage, bacon and mozarella calorific value.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that
calories are just a lie fed to us by the waterboard.
or something.
I like being fat.
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# :D
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Hey guys what happened to bunnywuffle?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# I think I saw her post a couple of days ago.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# She posted yesterday
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=78302
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Oh.
I just hadn't noticed her name being around in the fleeting moments I visit these days.

Tribs tell me a story about the old days. Any old days, I don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Well... In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Then what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# And the earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Ha! Comedy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Yeah, I'm just quoting from a bad fantasy novel.
I wouldn't recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# A long long time ago...in a galaxy far far away...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Then what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Plans, Rebels, Empire, Destruction, Hate, Love, and cute little bears.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# I threw out the old days
They had gone mouldy. Got some new ones in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=78302
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Her?
Is there another b3tan with a similar name?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# The only wuffle I know is the girliest ladywoman to have posted on board in a very long time.
Or the best troll ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Oy!
What about me?!
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:46, archived)
# You're not even close to the girliest maleperson.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# You're quite close.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Why can't you respect me for who I am? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Hey, I totally respect women, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Because of your weight problem :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Yeah well ICANLOSEWEIGHTBUTYOU'LLALWAYSBEUGLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# You're lying to yourself, man. I don't like seeing you hurting yourself like this. I'm so sad that I'm overflowing with juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# yes but in he morning i shall be sober
while you will be in a seedy hotel, with a sore arse and a kidney missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# I already lost a kidney in that epic poker game with the chimp and the three lemurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Aww
but I try so hard
*tucks harder*
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# How bizarre, all this time I thought I was talking to a dude.
This may be what threw me
b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post653201
I never got round to reading the replies
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Him/her/it
Gender is indeterminate on the interwebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Hir is the preferred term amongst hermaphrodite furry enthusiasts, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
# And how would you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Important internet research
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# You can't call it "research" if you're surfing with one hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:56, archived)
# He looks more angry at me for interrupting his breakfast,
rather than smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# He's French?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Mr Angry is angry!
Be calm Wenlock, be calm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Eeek
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say your neck looked blurry!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Fuzzy shirt from beard rubs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Fitting
Very fitting


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# bwahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] You're fackin' nicked you beauty
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:20, archived)
# i trust CSOs will not be allowed to compete
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# They will
be eligible to enter the Paralympics.
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:27, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] They're not made of steel at all
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# ooooooooohhhh
shiny......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Shiny and oh so toxic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Pretty poison.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:16, archived)
# i'm just focusing on the shiny for now
although i do like toxic, shiny wins every time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:17, archived)
# It's unicorn's blood.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:22, archived)
# damn voldemort!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Do not speak his name...we don't want any trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:25, archived)
# speak for yourself
i like trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I always speak for myself because no one elsevocalsayswhatcaresaboutbecauseIsaidso.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# have you considered switching to decaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Never! I go from coffee to Guinness and scotch.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:50, archived)
# good man!
*sips steaming hot colombian goodness*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:56, archived)
# this is a local website...
...for local people.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# we didn't burn him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# ...THIS...IS....SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (kicks into bottomless pit)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
# that was such a dull film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# even with the half naked men.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I wish I had the talent to make a T2 (T1000) image with this new mascot.
But alas, I don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:20, archived)
# The Fiend did one yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# yipeeee
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# i think its on the popular page :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# it's a bit low poly
is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:50, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# He's melting! What a world! What a world!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:47, archived)
# it's the medicine for the 21st century
it help the king of china live for 20,000 years.

and that's science fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I heard it makes you go insane before you die a horrible death.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# well that's waht scientists will have you think
but never it's harm me taking while it has done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Bye bye...Thor...sonofodin..... *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:06, archived)
# OH NOES!!!!...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Yup...deadly deadly liquid thingies!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] They look strangely familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Shopped pictures only.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Never trust a mascot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
# it's the C&C music factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
# It's a TRAAAAAAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
# That's no goon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Have you seen this man?
(Mongrel, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# ha ha ha very good!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Reminds me of a one night stand I had...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# My night stand has a lamp and 2 books on it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# I have to move everything on my night stand on to my day stand during the day
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:52, archived)
# My night stand is my day stand, it is also my hat stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
# I have an occasional table
it is less frequent than a periodic table
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# What is it when it isn't a table?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:14, archived)
# When it's a jar!
No, wait, that's wrong isn't it...?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:14, archived)
# So it's a door?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:15, archived)
# What's a door?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:15, archived)
# It's similar to a schizophrenic occasional table.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:20, archived)
# I a door you guys.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Temporary traffic lights?
/McFlimby
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:16, archived)
# yes i have
that's the last time i mix tequila with aftershock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Ho ho!
*ignores typo*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# *ignores yet points out typo*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Art robes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:11, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Olympic Rings
(fer fer fer fer fer fer, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Was that whole bands mean X Y or Z thing an urban legend / Daily Mail panic?
or was there truth to it?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# it was going around when i was in school
and it was definately bollocks back then
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Fair enough
I figured it was all a bit suss.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# We could have b3ta bands
Willingness to use meme
Willingness to jump on bandwagon
Will animate gif
Will be ignored by prodigy69
Will shop Star Wars
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:55, archived)
# will turn every conversation into a sexual innuendo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:57, archived)
# I'll converse your station.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:57, archived)
# you're not even trying now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Aw man, I just got schooled.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
# sit in the naughty corner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
# *ogles Smashy's naughty corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:03, archived)
# my naughty corner is well worth an ogle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] eww
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Yeah... still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# You want to poke her in the eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Until she cries.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:37, archived)
# hahaha
first laugh in days! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
# A'ight Rev?
Hard week? Make a zombie, cheer yourself up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# That was at about eye-level for me then
: /
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
# It's looking at me!!!!
Dear god it's looking at me! what do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# ARE YOU MAD!
It might blink!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Cor, my new sig is already coming true.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:49, archived)
# it's like a perpetually-fluctuating half-mast
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Fifteen points if you know what this is about
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Dalek from behind exterminating the london olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:28, archived)
# no points for me
not a fucking clue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# it's like... some kind of encounter
on a highway

on.. an alien highway
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Yay!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# It's obviously the pillar box of doom on its way home after a day battling olympic mascot spirits.
Edit: Also: 8-BIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:40, archived)
# fucking shitty olympic mascot spirits!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Hey, that's what I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Could I borrow a mop please?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Eh, sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Could I borrow the mop after him please?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Knock yourself out.
It's not the best of mops though, it's just a dead cat tied to a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Vortex Software anyone?
I nostalgia'd. Nice.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:55, archived)
# the first thing that comes to mind is
oblina
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Yay!! I used to love "Aaargh! Real Monsters"
But wasn't that Krumm?

Either way, thanks for reminding me... I'm off to YouTube for a bit. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 20 May 2010, 18:40, archived)
# oblina was the one with the huge lips
krumm was the one who had to hold his eyes, but the gromble was the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:42, archived)
# So that means yer man above
must be the lovechild of Oblina and Krumm!

Cool... I always hoped those two would get together.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 20 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# TOFFEE TEEF!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:25, archived)
# ARGH !!!!
har har on the telegraph website too because of your sig ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Might have to adblock that, those teeth make mine itch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:25, archived)
# *I can't get the hang of this

*Actually I don't really care much either way
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# 0_0
i can see his dovetailing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Um... phwoar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# cautious horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# New sig time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:25, archived)
# *Something about burning your embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# It's empty.....................!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Mohammed Draw II: Mohammed Drawer
 
where's Bruce Willis?
 
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:30, archived)

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