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# bass
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Oooh, shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# METAL!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:34, archived)
# nice, the bee's knees even
now click for bee's arse
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:34, archived)
# How low can you go?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)
# This low....(Open E string)........ :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:43, archived)
# ^ Them

v and all of them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
# To the bottom . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# 'Amsters
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Thanky.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Gimme that back beat back . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Shaaaaaaa-do-be !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
# how did you draw that?
pen, or something else?

the 2nd tuning peg thumb thing from bottom looks a bit bent, but otherwise very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
# It's an illusion because the top screw is in line.

It's drawn with a Micron pen. Here's what my bass looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:16, archived)
# He needs to buy another tin of paint
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ccc, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Boinker is funny.
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# It is, isn't it
*also steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:16, archived)
# I'm going to get boinked right now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# >:(
www.b3ta.com/board/10076890
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# :D....YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# It's animated, give it a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# That's the part that made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I expect a few cutting remarks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# about your poor grammar?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:01, archived)
# have some old news
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha quality mashing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# haha
anus orbital sander
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# hahah
dirty termite
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:16, archived)
# You always were the king of Newsmashes
and still are :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# I love these
It's the links that always get me. :,-)
(wasps Optic Cockles, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)
# She's got a bad hip
and so grampa pushes her around in a wheelchair
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# She breeds badgers for fuck fun you know

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I thought there was a funny smell
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Sense make's this doesn't does it what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# It was a half arsed semi-sun stroked effort
suggesting they give out sharps, doc speak for blades etc, like they do needles for heroin addicts. I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# we're just taking the piss out of your erroneous apostrophe

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# I was born with it you insensitive bas...
Oh wait.. I see what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
# No, YOUR all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
#


Click for Bee
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
#
A cat would never do that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# of course not
they would just use ninja stars
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# The Day Today did a news feature about bomb dogs.
They have a special spray to prevent them.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE

Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Yikes!
An Al Satian Suicide Dog!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# in ww2 the soviets actually trained bomb dogs to run under tanks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# unfortunately..
I think they trained them with their own tanks so the dogs just turned around and end up blowing up Ze Germans.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# The Soviets wanted to blow up the Germans

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# thank you
i didn't want to point that out, but typing this is just the same

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Other than that, he's right though
the bomb dogs turned around and went for the tanks they recognised
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# The Littlest Terrorist..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Some of them carry dictionaries.
You should befriend one of those.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I like the Bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# *clicks for bee*
Oooh fuck it's a bee :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] We don't have many foreigners round our way. We don't know how to deal with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# I've never entered into a race in my life.
Take that back.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# LOUDER
topically i see Ian Paisly on the honours list
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# nobody likes me
everyboby hates me
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:37, archived)
# they wont understand unless you shout AND point.
silly forrins
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# not a word
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# new footage released of the israeli commando raid
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ex-el-ent!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Haha
too soon, or too late possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Holy War Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# haha Fucking hell
if only laughing at it would fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Indeed
When will people learn that the real enemy is hatred. And telemarketers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# ...
and foreigners, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Batman wins
'nuff said.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
Herb Soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# This explains much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# ahahaha
this is all kinds of win!
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Dr Whom's companion, Amy Pondlife (though incredibly seamy)


Just a note. She's been swanning about with the Doctor a while now, and although she wears a short skirt, she's been wearing those same tights on top of the same knickers for god knows how long. She is going to have one sweaty minge. Or does the Tardis have a launderette?

Meanwhile, here's a more pleasant pic of her, nsfw if your boss/colleagues object to FHM style pictures.
www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/127995/karengillan.png
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Ready for a flaming...
...but this girl's beginning to get on my nerves. Liked her at first, but now: meh. She's quite irritating, and nowt special.

Plus, you know she's banged the groin off of that tit Matt Smith.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I like Matt Smith
He's much better than I (and probably everybody else) thought he was going to be.

I think Tom Baker should be given a cameo though.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I like him as the Doctor
but gracious, in real life he's a screaming wankbag.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# does not bother me.
I've never seen either of them outside of a few news articles.
It's not irritating to grown-ups who don't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Still would

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Her command of surface tension
would serve no purpose whatsoever.

Or would it? The phrase "Like spunk off a girl's tits" seems quite relevant now.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# not so
you see, I live beneath shallow waters with only my helmet poking out.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# pfft
My semen contains non-ionic surfactants. It shall be her downfall.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I think the tardis has launderette
and possibly a sauna
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Was playing her in that PC game earlier
Was fun to have the Daleks shoot her repeatedly.
Honestly, the Doctor needs a male companion who sticks around for a season. Not one that appears for a few episodes. One like Badass version Mickey or Rory...

Who was Rory again?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Rory was shit
and having assistants who are in a relationship together is also shit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Have Jack back
He'll tongue in cheek his way through a season and make it funny at least.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
Yes. Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Multiple assistants FTW
Peter Davison's doctor had about four at one point. Tegan (cor), Turlough (another ginger) and Nyssa (cor). Adric was a cunt though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Not gripped by this series. Neither of the principals are particularly engaging as characters IMHO
Have a repost from yesterday since it's got a vaguely relevant theme...

(May contain minor traces of fear)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your stick insect?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# tsk call yourself an entomologist?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
#
Don't bother to thank me.

Edit: AREN'T YOU GOING TO FUCKING THANK ME?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Poor Zod
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# hahahah!
completely the wrong movie, but I immediately thought of this: "What's the matter, McFly, got no scrote'?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# is that comic sans?
if so, this is the only time ive ever seen it used in an appropriate context.

edit: woo to the pic btw
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Haha
Can't get anything past you Mr Vasselini
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I'm frankly quite surprised the adventures of Mexican Nic Cage weren't done to death yet.
Clicks
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
#
Ohhh so it's nicholascagespotting
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I always thought that was a crap sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# NEAR THE TOP.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Its_the_b3ta_World_Cup_Fantasy_Football_Fucking_Thing_Ennit

If anyone wants to take part.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHAAHHAHAHA!:D
When she's shit covered she does have a passing resemblance to Brian May!


Also a quick compo pea.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# NWIOT
I've always been convinced they were beta testing it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Me too!


EDIT: Maybe too subtle:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# nah, I love it
best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Ha!
I spy horses
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Haha!
Top Mr. Whippy action.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Yay for advert pisstakes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Good old Johnny Rotten
He'll rebel against anything if the price is right
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# In times of national emergency and terrorist threat, there is only one team you need to call, CAT SQUAD!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
great job :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# who were quickly killed
by DOG SQUAD! :P
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# yes
they were ambushed whilst shitting in other peoples gardens.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# pah!
they have nothing on the danger hedgehog stealth squad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# They're the kind of cats who need a flashy title sequence.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Who touched Sasha?!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Sasha?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms
and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHgZh4GV9G0&feature=player_embedded
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# heavy win!!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# what the bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Chair-launching cat ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# they don't fuck about
if its not bolted down its a missile
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Catz haz the skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# have you seen will ferrell as thor?
farm5.static.flickr.com/4025/4668183389_1cd9826138_b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Aye. Both these and the Captain America mock-ups were on AICN, yesterday.
Marvel's own movies tend to lean towards the look of the Ultimates Universe, so these are pretty much what I expected..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# both look a bit rubbish to me
but then neither character has appealed to me that much so its no loss there :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# We get an Avengers movie, so it's all cool by me..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# fuck!
That's not Thor. It's some guy thrown out of Studio 54 in the 70's.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# You mean this guy?
Thor - Keep The Dogs Away (1978)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# hahah! very awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Bunch of Pussies, the lot of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha they look like they're in trouble there though...
Sort of besieged.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# they're just holding ground waiting for air support to drop the napalm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# haha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Yays
At last an elite attack force with spotlessly clean anum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# :D
is that really the collective noun for a group of anuses?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I believe so
I may sit stand corrected.


EDIT: Then again Anum could mean a freshly nibbled clean anus; anumnomnomnomnom.

EDIT EDIT: Actually I just googled it and the collective nown for anus is a tax office.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# twitter thinks it should be the other way around.
"woe is me, for I am beset by a veritable anus of tax collectors" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy happens ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Well.
This is it. This is the thing you've drawn that appeals most to me and will never be beaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# :)
If I can find the time and enthusiasm I've got a few plans for them, so they might be back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# nice use of a KA-CHAK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# YES!
send in the clowns cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Ha! Yes!
Reminds me of the young tony blair drawing you did years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# This needs to be an animated feature.
Shown regularly on TV with a major feature film spin-off following some months later.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Samurai Pizza Cats EXTREME
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Ka-Chak!*POW!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Cat shit one
They would have a hard time beating these rabbits:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOAPKxqutv8
(langers, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# arf
That's brillo.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# :D
Dr Bruce, the face of science you can trust
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*UBERCLICKS*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! *instaclick!!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Fookin' great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# SG13 71U
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# I can't remember what I was going to say now...............................well this is embarrassing
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# feesh!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# FISH!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# dessert?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! (I shouldn't laugh, though)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# heh poor thingy :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# but what the fuck was it?
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# albatross, possibly?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# a gull, I think.
poor creature.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# If its a gull then I say
fucking good! I hate the shite hawk cunts.
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# shitty penguin
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Brown Pelican
The state bird of Louisiana...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Or 'B.P.' for short...
(with apols if that was your intention)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Just an unlucky coincidence!
There have been some "What does BP stand for" contests going on lately.
"Bastard People" is my favorite so far.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Rik Waller
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# drowned by greenpeace while subathing on holiday.
just like Michelle McManus.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Tubgirl's budgie?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# looks like one of those things off abes odyssey
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# who's a shitty boy then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# heh
Polly wanna crapper?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# 2 gulls 1 cup?
(UTB, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# haha
eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Awwwwwww....no!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)
# LOVE IT!
woo *click* yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# I loved that film
I watch it over and over and it never seems the same
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# He'll learn nothing from soggy Post-It notes..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# a young simon cowell?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Pfffttttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I wish my lawn was emo
so it could cut itself.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# very nearly sent this with the minus 12 subject line
but then read some comments from the clearly grief stricken parents of the 23 year old estate agent and thought nah.

So instead: www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue431/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# prolly for the best
too soon and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# too bloody soon for Christmas as well.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# He only shot down the town for a loaf of bread
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# YOU BASTARD
I ONLY LIVE 20 MILES FROM HUNGERFORD AND ONLY SINCE 6 YEARS AFTER THAT HAPPENED!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# (övö)

EDIT: How did you know that was originally a Hungerford joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# erm, cos it was?
hell I remember Herald of Free Enterprise jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# yes, they are like condoms, aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# It's not Christmas, Rob.
I'm stricken with grief over this horrific error.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# TOPICAL DEATH JOKE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Cynic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# You bastard.
My parents were both killed by a Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# And all thru Spring
you wondered what that smell was...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# afternoon Zak
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# best christmas ever
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Hanukkah and Eid stamped my little dog to death.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Diwali raped me and left me for dead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Easter got arrested last year for selling cigarrettes to the primary school kids down the road from me. The whole neighbourhood was shocked and disgusted..
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# right.
WHITSUN IS A RIGHT CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# haha! winner!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# thanks Rob
I like to be thought of as Peurile, but not sick and heartless
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice one Rob.
I'll just pop this here if you don't mind....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# "We reckon Lego should bung him a few quid and bring this product to market"
FUCK YOU ROB, FUCK YOU B3TA!

BY "WE" YOU MEAN "MR GEAR" RECKONS.

Cunts. Read my comment on the original thread. You fucking fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Who kicked sand into your vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Enter Sandman
stage left
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# stuff posted on man's website used by man in website's newsletter shocker
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Worse than the Daily Mail.
And ginger. Just to add a sickening twist to this man's evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Many thanks Rob :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# well done rob, you seem to just keep on knocking these things up week after week
it's really quite admirable. it makes us feel loved. I think I can speak for everyone when I say: If I saw you in a bar, I'd probably look at you for a while, avoiding eye contact, I wouldn't speak to you and would spend a few minutes telling my mates who you were, saying that you're on those channel 4 shows now and then and criticising aspects of your appearance, but secretly not really meaning it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# and then beat him up in the car park later on
for being ginger
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# i think ginger is sexy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# my stepson was in a pub
some bloke called him ginger twat, and stupidly he replied he was wasn't ginger but 'strawberry blonde'. so the bloke called him a ginger gay twat.





(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# haha
my ladyfriend goes really quite batshit angry if someone calls her ginger. "red" is apparently the correct term. "ginger" is a word that can only be used by red-haired people when talking to each other.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# hehehe clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I think I'd secretly flick peanuts at him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I'd go up to him and say
"Hi Rob, I'm Boris the Spider. What do you mean you don't know me?"

Then I'd look all sad and cry, draw ":'(" on the bar in stale beer and go and hide in the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# you paint a vivid picture
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# My medium is stale beer and peanut shell
I'm angling for a grant from the Tate Modern.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I said hello. I'm going the gig tonight
and then went off and paced about a lot and look mental.
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# "Oh hello, can I talk to you about a post I made in 2003 that I thought should have been fp'd but was instead woefully ignored?
I mean it's not important and I've put it behind me but could we just have a very quick chat about it? I have a gun."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I glared at him on the tube once

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I'm not aloud to talk about Mr.Scruff because I rip him off

woo the rest
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Where's my Christmas present then you cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# GUTTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# *hums the theme tune*
*realises that I'm humming the theme to Cagney & Lacy*
*is unable to stop humming it*
*hates you Butler!*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# There is no part of the photo that doesn't sadden me.....
Hosted by imgur.com
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# FREE OIL!
But yeah, that's pretty sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Scientists invent car that can run on water*
*from the gulf of mexico

Some of the other pics on the news story were even more disturbing than this one :(
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I bet even I could run on that water. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I know.
I fucking love the Skeksis :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# New from Nestle: Chocolate Coated Birds.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Unexpected bad taste from steve, there!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# As the new marketing director for Nestle, I can safely say they don't taste bad, but are infact delicious
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# This needs 'shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# well you can by them at all good sweet shops.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I can't bring myself to do it :(
EDIT: Turns out I can, but I don't feel good about it...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# The Oily bird gets the worm!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I find your puns "crude" and offensive
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Nope, the oil is crude and it's encroaching on the natural habitats of wildlife is offensive..... also my face but you didn't mention that so I'll leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Slick punagge
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Star wars the phantom menace was rubbish

/Watto
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# From earlier today:
Same concept

This kind of photo is what BP has been working hard to keep people from seeing - they have hired special police to prevent cameras!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# "special police"?
I don't think so. Sounds like BS from protestor jobless types. There are LOADS of photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Just in the last few days, but this has been an issue for weeks.
Only because some local officials decided to break the "rules" and allow AP photographers and others in to restricted areas.

There are many reports from pretty reliable sources about this -
Newsweek
Houston Chronicle

and many more

Some newspapers and broadcasters are not heavy on the topic because BP is a major advertiser.

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't remember if this joke has been done before! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this for teh compo.
I can't remember if I posted it earlier or not....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# ohhh you knob!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Ha!
You replied and I though, oooh, that would be amusing.

Turns out it wasn't. Oh well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
#
was a little bit funny... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# yes it was
If you'd wanted to be really funny, you should have waited for two new threads and then posted again in another new thread.

Prodge would have loved that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# WHERE AM I?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# You are in a dark room. You have a large erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Why are my shoes in the refridgerator?
What is this thing on my neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# oh. sorry
*zips*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# No, no... don't stop...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# meh. I'm done
also - some very general weirdness on FB re Derrick Bird...

www.facebook.com/#!/search/?init=quick&q=derrick%20bird&ref=ts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Because you want to be like the kids at school who have COOL shoes! LOL!
Also, it is your head.

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# VIEW INVENTORY

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# You have 6 tins of pilchards and a mouldy Passion Fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# >combine
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Oh, I bought so many different sorts of passion fruits on Madeira
there was bound to be one left to go mouldy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# How was your trip?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# It was good
Did lots of walking mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
#
lightbulb
television
hovercraft
helicopter
dual cyclone vacuum cleaner
sinclair C5
High yield thermonuclear warhead
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# > FUCK LIGHTBULB


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# You wake up in a bright room.
There are 2 people wearing green gowns and the smell of antiseptic is all around you.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# It is dark here.
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# You are in a dark corridor
There are doors to the east and west, and the way north is blocked by a large penis

EDIT: Get the fuck out of my head sushi :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# >Tell pasanonic to move out of the way
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# It's a shame he wont see you calling him a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# O Rly?
Why Not Samantha?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# 4surely
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# /LOOK
You are in a dark corridor. There appears to be a layer of grease on the walls, and the smell of rotting meat is becoming stronger. There are exits to the south and north. On the floor appears to be a folder piece of paper.



edit: oh for fuck sake.... Triple mindpissage?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# >HIDE DRUG
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# /LOOK
you are at a road side. A Taxi driv..
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# hahahah! you sod
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# You bad, bad person...
*tries to resist making joke about the traffic being a killer*

*looks at above*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Haha, you nob

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# That was new yesterday
today it is slightly soiled

EDIT: Oh sorry, the clicked one. Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# No, it's a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# it brokey
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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# *clicks*
*forgets*

*clicks*
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# lolroffl!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# haha
very good
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# mmm
mixed grill
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Is this like the stroke posters
where you have to act ELLP if you see the symptoms?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I stroke posters all the time...
...especially the wonderbra ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# .....I'd better get myself down to the hospital
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Talking to one of our American cousins a few weeks back, it seems that over there a LOT of people seem to go with this view of Pork....
it seems that over there a LOT of people seem to go with this view of Pork....Oh and...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Compo it Chutters!
One of my fave pics ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I considered it,
but it's more FSA than NHS
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# True I guess :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Merkins!
What do they know?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Is nice, I like.
Talking of pease, here's some I roasted about twelvety years ago



It was a compo about health warnings from bygone years or some such.

Kind of toapy, but back then it wasn't a hanging offense. But we certainly didn't tolerate MPFC. Back when this were fields...

*mumbles into mug of lukewarm ovaltine*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)

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