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[challenge entry] BISCUITS

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# hahahaha, fudding brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# *minces*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# *onions*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# *sauces*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# *gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# *gobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# *Lemon Fresh Wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha! Soup-herb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! outstanding *clicky!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Crumbs, that takes the chocolate finger
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Absolutely superb!

deservers 7 or 8 clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# i don't like the undertone this one has
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# FAIL.
I've just spent 20 minutes ringing all those numbers,
but none of the nice ladies at the other end of the line
seemed to have any biscuits at all, and they all thought I was some kind of pervert.


"clicks" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# In the West Country, all telephone calls are from perverts to other perverts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I give in...
* Calls 01458 555551

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# *see above
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I have however just had a very interesting conversation with a lady about the correctly way to insert fingers...
and how doing it wrong could possibly cover them in chocolate?

* Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Absolutely superb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# This to win, please :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Like it
Although...Don't eat with your mouth full? Do you not just stuff loads of biscuits in? Also, how many (kit kat) fingers can the bird at the bottom fit in?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Brill
Though I'm not sure about the VAT thing. I thought it was payable on cakes but not biscuits. Am I mistaken?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# According to internets it's the other way round.
Either way, it's political correctness gone mad, you couldn't make it up and won't somebody please think of the children and so on and so forth.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# HobNobs...
up the twat >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
i'd love to see some buscuit to mouth action
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# This
is full of win.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought it would never end!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Glorious!
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# This is made of win
and biscuits.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I'm loving it
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 May 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Incredible stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# spiffing
very Framley Examiner/Viz

you get a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Inspired
Clicked.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# it was good until that last one
pushed it over the top into woooo!!!
(MrPlankton, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Rawr!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# New NHS prostate exam?
also woo shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# That's what happens when you let Gingivitis get too advanced.
ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# ahahha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# The Thing
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# i did that thing where i involuntarily breathed heavier than normal out of my nose while vocalising 3 times in quick succession
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# 'Ning!
I'm still not back at work... so another lovely long lie in. Flea!

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Bloody Mods!
NING Dogbomb

* PoorLinkToVespa/VestaJoke/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Pfft!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# too quiet
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha! I've not played Wolfenstein 3D for ages....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# i'd say it's been about 15+ years since i've played it
i used to pop next door and play it in my cousins because i only had a commodore 64
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# It's based on real historical events too
That whole "Hitler committing suicide" nonsense was a coverup. He actually got taken down by a commando while wearing power armour and big guns.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# it was real

must dash, cya
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# That game taught me a valuable lesson, one that is so important in this day and age:
Secret passageways are always concealed behind Swastika banners and portraits of Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Nein!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# IKT NEGA KANT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# 'Ning B3ta
Popping in to say a belated thanks to Riverghost for organizing the London Bash - it was great to see everyone.
Among many pleasant conversations and splendid times admiring people's Honda Accords, I had a particularly fine chat with Enceladus, who requested this:


I'm sounding people out for a Xmas /board bash - want to come?

.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Shrelajus?
I don't get it?

NING Flatfrog!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:28, archived)
# You just live to torment me
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Indeed 'twas a cracking bash.
Are there pictures available, do we know, and if so, whither?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:47, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:53, archived)
# I just had a scan through those
I don't know who most of the people are.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# I think I'd have to agree
recognised 3 or 4 I thnk

was crazyjude there? Recognised emvee and mictoboy (unless it was ivesb - very similar) and of course Riverghost and Prof Kennyt Martin - but that's it

www.flickr.com/photos/james_godwin/5772058253/in/pool-77617660@N00/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# A Jude was there.
Edit: and that's Camp Freddy.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Well, I've met you at bashes before, Mr Clownfish....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Really?
And are you in the bash pics? How will I know you? HELP!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# WuhahahhaaaaHAAAA!
My plan is nearly complete.

Edit: And I am in the pics, in super-flattering fisheye lens-o-vision:

www.flickr.com/photos/james_godwin/5772084943/in/set-72157626709323393/
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I recognise 1 for sure, some for having their pics on here
I'd recognise 2 for sure but the 2nd was taking the photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Ooo nice lens did it smoothly zoom out when you touched it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I didn't get *that* far with him
I'd probably have to buy him dinner first.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# You could have dressed as an endangered furry animal
that would have got his lens out for sure - he loves the furries ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Haha =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Yay!
Sweet Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# hello ms Craddock
where you there?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Hello chap
Yep, I was there, I'm the sexy one www.flickr.com/photos/james_godwin/5772653122/in/pool-b3tabashes
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I compliment you on your headgear, madam.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# whooaaaaaa there!
too much sexiness!!!

for some reason I thought you were blonde....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I know man, I know.
I was blonde last bash. I are chameleon.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# those flippable names are awesome!
good nings everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# It was good to meet you/meet you again (depending on whether or not I met you three years ago and forgot, as I did to most people there)
And nice flippy name thing!

Oh, and this was me:

www.flickr.com/photos/james_godwin/5772630896/in/set-72157626709323393/
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# That's amazing!
- as I may have said before, I really don't know how you even begin to get your head around making those. It was indeed lovely to chat with you at the weekend.
Thanks a lot for the ambigram - profile-bound for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Apparently Bruce Lee Never DJ'd without his favorite headphones....
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:32, archived)
# in my head i'm imagining him spinning something cheesy like
Yazz - the only way is up
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:38, archived)
# I'm imagining some Vengaboys... maybe a bit of S Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha
his hand's beggin' for a glowstick?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:55, archived)
# spin it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:55, archived)
# scratch it
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:57, archived)
# The gerbil accordion thing-
with a little more work it's possible to get the fingering on the accordion keyboard to match the melody line. I probably won't do it with that one, but maybe another one, with better music.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Broad gestures seem to be fine enough to get the laugh.
Slam the funny in and it'll usually work out fine in the end.
Still, some riffing throwaways like that can add cool factor.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:09, archived)
# on something like that it wouldn't be for giggles--just cool result
with a goal to make it as lifelike as possible
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Brute force for a lead line is like 36 frames to make.
Minus 3 for each note in the octave not used. Which is not that
insane a task. Chords by need, also at 3 each for bag in,mid,out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:22, archived)
# OOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo, YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:02, archived)
# haha
what a way to start the day :-)

Don't think...feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 31 May 2011, 8:04, archived)
# It's like a finga poinding addu sguuuuy
Don' look at du finga or you'll miss all dat heavunly glory
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:22, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# i hope mr lee gets frontpaged
i just laughed too hard
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Put one's hands in the air...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Jo Wiley I recognise, but who's the DJ on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Hahaha! Silly Toasty.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# alan partridge
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha! One's put a donk on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 31 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Back to work day... Booo,,,,
Anyway, Birthday VAG CREAMS for Clint Eastwood pictured here with everyone favorite MILF Lea Thompson.

&
(and a monkey)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:04, archived)
#
Sandrine Bonnaire from the film Vagabond (I wondered where that name came from?) and Brooke Shields

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:09, archived)
# Lea Thompson MILF??
errmmm.... no!
Ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:21, archived)
# NING real...
* I meant the monkey...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:29, archived)
# What?! There's a film of me now?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Apparently :P
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_(2001_film)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Coffee in keyboard moment!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:04, archived)
# I thought you would appreciate it
as I had no fucking idea who Sandrine Bonnaire was.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# good old clint and his monkey
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 6:39, archived)
# Sing along children...
"Blap blap buuuummmm--blap blap buuuummmm"!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 6:43, archived)
# I stole LS18's pic, and gave it LIFE!

Tiger Cats?......Tigers are cats!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 6:45, archived)
# Two teams called 'roughriders' here.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Football_League
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 6:51, archived)
# I'm just worried about that 'beer'...
...it looks horrible! (ha ha...see ya!)... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 6:56, archived)
# We Canucks are that creative, yes
Thankfully one of those teams is defunct.

Shockjaw to me just looks like anyone from Hamilton, I don't see the fascination ;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Rings...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:30, archived)
# hahaha
looks like the fuckers are watching a tennis match
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:39, archived)
# "neargh neargh neargh neargh!" *bum bum bum bum*
"neargh neargh neargh neargh!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# I love horse-eyes, best of all the arghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 4:49, archived)
# To continue in that theme; "goatseye"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 5:14, archived)
# arrrghhh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 5:34, archived)
# Whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# GIVE ME A KISS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 May 2011, 5:44, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 6:06, archived)
# KISS MY TOOTHY STARFISH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:08, archived)
# KISSKISSKISS
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# You should start a website relating to that fact.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 6:48, archived)
# It's for ghouls, and boils, who love horse-eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:05, archived)
# eye see what you did there
just because im at work and needed 20 attempts to get my password right doesn't mean i wouldnt see this ;) woo
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# i've been waiting for this
You said you were gunna do something with the dog eye, and I sat around and waited and waited for DAYS!

THIS IS IT?!?

*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# camera shake
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:47, archived)
# Awwwww
good to see you around
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:48, archived)
# thanks
haven't drawn anything in a while. it was a request.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 31 May 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Awwww again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 3:01, archived)
# awww...
caught me right in the cute bone
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
# AAUYTTB
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
whrrr

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:51, archived)
# Oddly,
that appears to be vibrating in time with the feedback I'm getting through the radio with this wi-fi connection.
It's quite discombobulating.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 May 2011, 3:29, archived)
# they in love
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 6:40, archived)
# super cute
moar plz. also since when do shakes have sparkles?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# squeak
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Rock that cat up, mouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:19, archived)
# fuck party
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 31 May 2011, 1:29, archived)
# SIDE TO SIDE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Dude, no offense

I fixed it up a bit, it was doing my head in.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:13, archived)
# no worries
I have a basic animation program and sub-basic skills so its appreciated

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 31 May 2011, 2:19, archived)
# shits got real tonight
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:26, archived)
# cold kickin it old skool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:32, archived)
# The guests were having a pleasant time...
Till people started getting SERVED.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:35, archived)
# FUCK DANCE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:41, archived)
# ^ best freebase dance i've seen
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:45, archived)
# I'm honoured. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:50, archived)
# popping that flan all over this place
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 May 2011, 5:45, archived)
# lovin this
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:37, archived)
# Hahaha I'd forgotten all about him :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:41, archived)
# seamless looping can be quite tricky
good job, sir
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:38, archived)
# What are you talking about
I tracked the guy down and had him dance again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:42, archived)
# ahhhhhhh....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:47, archived)
# i find it dead easy myself
i use the technique of copying all but the first and last frame, then paste them after the last frame and reverse them, but if i need to keep the frame amount low i'll try and to just delete frames until it loops.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:44, archived)
# That's not looping
that's BUTTFUCKING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:45, archived)
#
BUTTFUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:47, archived)
# Hahaha
BUTTFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:51, archived)
# shit yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 May 2011, 6:22, archived)
# blimey that takes me back
/delurk
I still remember seeing them 20 years ago!
/re lurk

see you in another 5 years or so!
(Symball, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Another trick is; to take half the frames (every other)
Slide them to the end and reverse the moved ones only.
And as in yours, trim beginning or ends to suit tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:48, archived)
# FUCK 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:30, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:59, archived)
# FASTER THAN FUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:03, archived)
# AND HIS PANTS WERE GONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:05, archived)
# WASTE B&
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:08, archived)
# &ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:20, archived)
# the triangle is cool now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 May 2011, 2:11, archived)
#


I did this with no 'real' drum beat in mind, but created a MIDI file doing exactly what the rabbit is playing. It sucked, so I redid the rabbit moves to match a standard drum beat. The audio and visual were great together. Alas, I lost my only copy of that.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 3:15, archived)
# i knew i had one of these pics here somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:34, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah
 
GUESS I PICKED A GOOD TIME TO COME BY HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 May 2011, 5:44, archived)
# IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 7:09, archived)
# :)
he's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:32, archived)
# That image set was mashed by several of us one eve.

Too perfect not to animate the shit out of. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:42, archived)
# a little R&B action
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:51, archived)
# Oh, nice! FUCK, YOU RAT!
Much more like it! All that fur on white is
usually just a "forget it" for my skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:58, archived)
# :)
trick to that is to take the background with it, instead of trying to carve out the hair lines, etc
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:59, archived)
# im looking at all those while listening to
Ennio Morricone. adds some great comedy value
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# ok, then what DOES it equal?


mmmaybe I didn't capture Einstein as well as I thought ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Is this guy the new freebase then? Ive seen a lot of him the last few days...
He'll never be as good as the ol' meatheaded gurner!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# I don't see where it's a competition
variety, my good man
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:16, archived)
# infidels
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:17, archived)
# Finally, I've realised who Shockjaw is. He's Blakey.
I've realised who Shockjaw is. He's Blakey.(Depicted here with his helmet on for technical reasons)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:34, archived)
# when you are free to divulge-
those technical reasons would beeee?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:37, archived)
# He's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:38, archived)
# haha that's never stopped you before :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Haha, true.
But I'm sure people are as sick of hearing me mourn the loss of 4 years' worth of b3tapics as I am of typing about it.
I had several lovely Blakey pics that would've fitted in a treat here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Does anyone else not 'get' this Volkswagen commercial?
Everyone else is all 'awww, how cute', but I'm a bit 'A kid, dressed as Darth ... er, so what?'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Perhaps Volkswagen is having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Also, someone has done an explosive diarrohea all over that bus.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Paying attention to advertisements is very bad for you.
Without wanting to sound like your mother or something, I'd strongly recommend you refrain, and, if you acknowledge them at all, treat them as beneath contempt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:45, archived)
# I haven't turned my own TV on for 2 years now.
Unfortunately, whenever I occasionally venture round someone else's, I have to suffer whatever shit they decide to watch. As I so rarely see commercials now, I tend to view them with a horrified fascination as to how bad some of them are.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Commendable. The friends I have who refuse to have a telly in the house seem completely unharmed by the "deprivation".
But please allow your internal alarm bells to ring when you find yourself gripped by "horrified fascination".
That's what brought most of us here, and look at us now!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:56, archived)
# flanpiss
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:03, archived)
# too far?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 31 May 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Zounds!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Flidjaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:50, archived)
# haha, working on a dwarf there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Spooky. Creepy. Downright sinister.
I like it. *clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:04, archived)
# woooOOOOoooo
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:20, archived)
# haha, that makes me feel a lot less guilty about posting this:
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:29, archived)
# nice ones
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Happy to be of service ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:03, archived)
# Tintagel?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# For some reason made me think of the illustrations in this:
www.amazon.co.uk/Steeleye-Lost-Magic-Adventure-Game/dp/0721409962
Dunno why
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# ???idunnoeither???
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
# No doubt equipped with barbed penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# BU-WAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:01, archived)
# scary things in trees.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:27, archived)
# RIS tree?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:00, archived)
# *buys watches*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# it is a nice watch though
Woo and yay (concept and execution)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Seriously? An advert for CLOTHESPEGS?
A 'woo' for your arts anyway
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Washing powder... But I couldn't draw that so I gave up and did pegs
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:56, archived)
# TV aerial, hand grenade, scalpel, marshalling wand ...
what sort of a nightmare publication IS this?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:14, archived)
# *chortle*
dont forget the superglue!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:26, archived)
# I'm more worried about the disembodied flamingo head, myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:31, archived)
# hahaha! I cant see it any other way now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Pink Pumps
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:59, archived)
# d'ya wanna buy some pegs deeeeehv?
Well - marie claire, not dave.

Verreh narse
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:25, archived)
# No Fleshlights or Rampant Rabbits?
What does this say about my choice of glossies then?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Tue 31 May 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Cosmo is particularly trashy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# really nice arts again dude


you don't mind if I call you dude do you dude?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# No problem dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# hahah this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# HAHHAHHAHAH
bRILLCLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 30 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# 4rf!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# timeless beauty... brilliant!

el_greco
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# great work! :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Who would have thought the old Flan to have had so much blood in him?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# This actually brought a tear to my eye. Freebase looks like some kind of ape pining for its mate.
Source pic is Ivan the Terrible having accidentally killed his son AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# it is, it's a rather good painting
Edit: used it a couple of times

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:28, archived)
# It's such a sad image
Makes you forget he was a sociopathic tyrant (Ivan that is, not Freebase).
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:35, archived)
# sociopathic tyrants are people too
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I LOVE this
Took me a while...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Best free/flanbase yet!
(Brucie Bonus Will eat cash for peanuts, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I might not know art but I know what I like - this I like! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
# THAT is fantastic.
(Testicles just for you, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Who hurt him?...Was it the Day Shift?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:56, archived)
# All uppercase ell fucking oh ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:08, archived)
# best flan or freebase pic ever
or at least the most properly arty :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:13, archived)
# ahh those faces
They just keep on giving in new and exciting ways! Good work sir.
(Roxon, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:36, archived)
# That is fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# brilliantly done doc
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Beautiful use of these two.
Mine use
www.b3ta.com/board/10397068
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# I am Not a Human Being
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Why so sad?
Bad life choices?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Its a kinda magiiiic....itsa kinda magIICC.....badoyng....badoyyyiinnggg...duna duna naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 30 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I'm more a black flag person
'lo,

also woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# You mean you're wasted?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:19, archived)
# I had a very naughty dream about Helen Mirren
She didn't have a moustache, though..almost entirely hairless.
also sorry for posting over yours
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# A shaved Helen Mirren...
...what a delicious thought :D
Also
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# needs more tongue
.....
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Ah. The tongue...
Long time no see. You OK? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# yeah, I'm good
I jacked in my job so I have time for late night internets again

The raspberry is still my mobile screensaver, I see your name when I lock my phone
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# she was quite altheltic
and very keen to please. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:20, archived)
# she is ace even now
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# oh no you didn't...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# ......
you want 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# haha.
whutt? i thought this was 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10437474
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# i totally did.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:11, archived)
# ha ha...*points*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:00, archived)
# so the chick finally left office
so you are forever alone now?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# scary
(Testicles just for you, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Maybe Shockjaw's face on Toshio? (creepy pale kid)
I'd shit a house worth of bricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# The Hollywood remake of The Eye was fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Likewise with Kairo (Pulse).
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# One Missed Call
Ringu
The Grudge
Audition ... oh wait, have they not done that one yet? *rings up Touchstone*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:31, archived)
# They better not touch Audition, or Oldboy.
Fantastic J-Horror films, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Oldboy FTW!
Go near Ichi the Killer Touchstone Pictures! I dare ya!

Opening a box o' pain if they did.

Although the cockney voice dubs over the original were genius, if not a bit misplaced, odd, funny as fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Tue 31 May 2011, 0:57, archived)
# I don't think I've ever heard the dubs.
I've only ever seen most Japanese films with subs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Tale of Two Sisters :P cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Eugh... the remake was AWFUL D:
and changing the name doesn't disguise the fact it's a shameful uninspired piece of crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# I mean, what is wrong with Hollywood?
They are ace in pointless but entertaining comedy, action, blockbusters etc. they don't have to do this! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# They must think a large part of the Western world doesn't know about Japan.
The trick with Japanese horror isn't flashing a big monster on the screen or some psycho with a mask and knife; it builds up the tension so much it's almost unbearable, and that gets you so much better than, say, Jason Voorhees.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# It's a completely different type of horror - suspense, sparse sound effects, the build up of mood and tension.
Not just LOL LOOK WE DID THIS REALLY FAST AND LOUD, JUMPCUT A LOAD OF FLASHING IMAGES TOGETHER AND THREW BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I think a new category should be made, to encompass the travesties like Saw - probably the most pointless and unnecessarily graphic franchise I have yet to come across. I watched a 'making of' that had the production crew discussing the direction of the new film prior to storyboarding - what a bunch of cynical, arrogant cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Well films like Saw, Hostel etc are usually generalised into the "torture porn" sub-genre.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Point in case: Quatermass & the Pit.
Low budget British film that packs more tension into the event by showing less, thus extracting more as the viewer is more involved.

Your imagination can produce far better/worse horrors than a bloke Hollywood dressed up in a rubber suit. This is why Hammer Horror films still work today. Imply the threat with shadows and sound effects and let the audience do the rest.

5. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Tue 31 May 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Hollywood will not rest until every film ever made has been remade.
Speaking of which, Iron Man is showing its age a bit now, I think it's long overdue for an update
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# you mean, a way darker re-remake?
iron man begins? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Oh, apparently, they're remaking Total Recall, and Escape from New York.
I wish so much that I was lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# *head desk*
NOOOOOOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# As long as they don't do 'LA'
It's probably impossible to make that worse :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# ^this hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:06, archived)
# haha
I wonder if Shockjaw is permanently linked with Flanbrew in a cup? :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:11, archived)
# like the helicopter/bridge/shark scene
No flanbase in a cup = FAKE!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# watch out! *dew dew*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:24, archived)
# fsss
(juanii, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:45, archived)

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