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# Image Challenge: Vote now, and vote HARD
This week's fearsome four are:

1. We're bored with The Eye and Buck House. Come up with some new tourist attractions for London

2. And we're tired of kittens and penguins. Make monkeys the coolest internet animal again

3. What stuff in your kitchen does while you're out

4. Imagine b3ta is an advertising agency. Design the ads it would make for existing or imaginary products and services

And here's the votey-click apparatus.

Mini poll bar
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(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# where's the Hulk option?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
# also, KITCHEN KITCHEN KITCHEN
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
#
I found this. I think it should win the challenge suggestion
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# lol.
If I can sway the vote away from Hulk the advert suggestion was prompted by Chip Ship Awards which I thought was very b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Proper Hulk or wrestler dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# c'mon batman...i mean b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Kitchen is the answer here.
All have heavy pea ratios, but that looks like the least of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# A whole week of Gordon Ramsay.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# It is fortunate that so many of the TV food-fondlers are barking mad and look it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Gordon is the balls.......he's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I dissagree. None of them know how to train their Pokémon to cook.
So I hardly see what they could offer the viewing public.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
# The Apprentice finished then?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I've never watched that program
so can only assume from what you have said that "The apprentice" is a sexual help that Fraser has in on a Wednesday to, I don't know, suck him off or something.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# The only non-sucky one is kitchen stuff
Kitchen stuff, on the other hand, I really quite like.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
# what time do you call this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# I call it KITCHENTIME
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# 22:30
(herman:D, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I think you'll find it's actually 22:33.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# 23:05
My weekly in depth analysis:

1. New tourist attractions for London: I think you will find the 2012 Olympics will cover that.

2. Monkeys: Why would we want a board full of 70's pop bands?

3. What stuff in your kitchen does while you're out: If you are talking about my misses... Fuck all by the looks of it!

4. Imagine b3ta is an advertising agency: THIS - HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)
# monkeys :D
(herman:D, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# *kills self before it can get any closer*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# If you want a vision of the future
imagine a Richard Branson pissing on some ginger bloke's face forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# This is pretty much what I thought when I saw that option
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# YES YES YES YES...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
#
(1.618..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# oh yes
I couldn't resist another one...
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# compo it!
(gareth.adams, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# 4291?

Thanks to clay's idea. Who stole it from Drimble.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Cracking set of puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Is it real?
I don't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
# ha ha
but blame Drimble I stole my idea off him
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Hahahahah
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
# The Hand of Meldrew returns, once more, to the puppy dimension.
Cracking stuff, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Yay Portal
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Port out, starboard home..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Any p0rt in a storm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
# *g0lf claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)
# rofl
you dont know how much i laughed about that one. i love the colours and wish i could buy that dress somewhere
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
# THIS DESERVES A FRONT PAGE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
# My luck rarely runs that far.
But sweet of you to say so.
I bet you're massively handsome, aren't you?
Yeah, you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Love that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
# WOO
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
# You might want to submit a smaller version of the cube for the icon challenge thing.
(If 16x16 pixels can really do it justice)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Is this right?
(I helped save b3ta! alialo, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Might as well plug these again too
(I helped save b3ta! alialo, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
# *pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
# *bites*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10448752
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I DON'T BELIEVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Butcher!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# His previous gig as part of a 'Butcher shop quartet' was not a winner either.
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# why thats my favourite kind of music
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
# did he get the chop then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
# He's already minted.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Who could resist smash hits like "It takes a nation of mutton to hold us back" and "Don't beef the hype"?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I preferred "Sergeant Pepperami Making Farts Smell Bad"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
# I liked
"Gristle" and the classic "Fuck the Giblets"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I'm not quick enough to think of a meat related pun
but I bloody love your style

click
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
# something silly
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Jus' reading da paypa innit

hullo miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# "MORNY STANNIT"
lovely stuff, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Mooooorneeeeng Staaaandaaard
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I bet you'r itching to animate this
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
# That is one weird bird.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)
# ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Trigger Mechanisms
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Hello and welcome to Trotters Independent Laboratory.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Nicely :D
Sorry to TJ, but does anyone know when the next compo is going to be announced?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Yes, we've all been told in advance.
We even know which image is going to win, and by how many votes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# I KNEW IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
# I never get invited to this stuff
I bet there's a secret handshake and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Yes
there's only one part I can reveal though: it doesn't involve hands
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# "If you could see a little way into the future and knew when the next compo was going to be announced
when would it be? Fire up Photoshop and type the name of a day, or draw a circle around a date on a calendar."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
# May 4th
/obligatory Star Wars entry
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
# And TGA wins!
AGAIN FFS!!!


/not bitter...much. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# *opens Hulk Hogan image*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# "I am going to find this on the internet.
I will think it should win the compo"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Draw Hitler Again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
# ok

(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
# i will vote this for best joke ever
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
# WARNING! BANDWAGON CONVERGENCE IMMINENT

Now all we need is a table full of white powder in the foreground and someone on a rowing machine ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
# :)
ok, which b3tan made the fatal mistake of posting his pic on the board then?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# He did it to himself, he did.
And that's what really hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
# hahaha
most wonderful thinking :D
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
# A thing of excellence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
# yeh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Remember when the bar was left up and I said "play it nice and cool, son"
and you were like "I made a face", and then I was all "I meant to do that" - that was great!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
# I do
and that time you pushed me down the hill in that bath. happy sad tragic bloody awful days
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# :D haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha:DD
(herman:D, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Up and down he goes


de-ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southend_Cliff_Railway
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Funicular !
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funicular
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Woo!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Realastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
# he bloody loves it
in a strictly heterosexual way of course
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Cliff!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
# hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wotcha gonna do?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
# should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Compo?
What compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Doesn't matter.
This should win it though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
# :)
*enters every compo in Christendom
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Whoa Nelly
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# ^ four eyed twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)
# you found this? It should win...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
# To be sure, to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# What's so special about a blue hole . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
# sofakingweird
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)
# well couched
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
# You have to seat it to believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)
# That's sit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Don't pull your chair out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
# It's a Lazy Boy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)
# All lounge singers are!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
# sofayogamanmonkeyboy
Yes, this all appears in order. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
# That's it . . . no need for a psychoanalyst !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Needs more nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Definitely !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Eddies in the space-time continuum
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Yes . . . some sort of chronosynclastic infundibulum !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Your portal seems to double as a transmogrifier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)
# "It's amazing what they do with corrugated cardboard these days."
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# THE SALE ENDS THIS FUCKING SUNDAY! HURRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Half off the first half of the second half !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# FFS DFS!
Why didn't they tell anybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Always the last one to no !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Creation's gone crazy, TV's gone mad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0UZWywmavk
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
# THE SALE ENDS SOMETIME THIS MILLENIA WHEN WE GO INTO ADMINISTRATION!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
# SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM BREAK PARTY
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# BREAK IT ON UP
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)
# _o_
\o/
-o-
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# /o\
~o~
_☺_
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)
# special hole
:D
(herman:D, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
# ((( o )))
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Dont take it home!
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)
# ___________
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)
# |
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Y
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
# M
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
# C
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# ¿
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)
# .-.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)
# ‰
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
# lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Bea
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
# shopped images only please
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Sis
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
# worst chevron ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Needs more silly hat
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
#
ΦΩδ∞φε∩≡±≥≤⌠⌡≈°∙
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Old Peculiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)
#
This was a joke looking for a competition and failed miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Bindun?
Tho prob do with animation

(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Penistroika
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
films criticize you
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Citizen Kane hates me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# this one?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Yes! That one there!
Hey wait... there was no cane in Citizen Kane!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Battleship Potemkin once gave my girlfriend a pretty nasty look, and muttered something under its breath about her shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# It was never the same after it got banned for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Especially after I pushed its fucking pram down the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
# CATMAN
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Dada-dada-dada-dada-dada-dada-dada-dada...
CATMAN
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
# *BIFF!*POW!*BONK!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
# The 'Where the Wild Things Are' sequel was more than depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Somebody please let the CATMAN out . . . or in . . . as it were !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Stay out of his alley.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
# CATMAN DO
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
# I think I'm going.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)
# RRWOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
# The Spayed Crusader
'Noons all
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# I love the moment of reflection.
As if to say, Hmmm, I seem to recall what it was like to be sane.


This deserves woos and houplas.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
# He's nothing without that costume.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I made this!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# And I'm glad you did.
Lovely stuff, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)
# New style!
Thanks... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Nice arts :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Well, I like it
(them all)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
#

And I finally got Vol 3 put together!
Only took 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# squirrels with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I'll be the test subject !
Lovely cover
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# *something about weetabix*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Squirrels with field tests
Check em'
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# The squirrels want to conduct sexy tests on Eve impersinators
Because they chase fat penguins around. Doesn't get any more complicated.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Yep, you've lost me there...

wait, are these creatures squirrels? I thought they were fennec foxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Lost me at 'The'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Eve impersonators?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
# It may be a Wall-E reference?
if so, it's Eva, not Eve.

I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Put that coat down.
EVE - Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator

and she likes cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
# OOOH!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# This makes as much sense...
Nice nippling.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# hahahaha
more, i demand it.

*drops trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# which is almost an anagram of clit flinging
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# which is almost an anagram for take a red hot poker and ram it up yer jacksie
(almost)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)
# "Ram it up yer jacksie"
is an anagram of "a campier jerky suit"
and (almost) of "jerky scampi uteri".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Oooooh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Oh I get it now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
# *Spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# pub lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)
#
100% betterer
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Good news.
One day I'll sit through the lot and try to figure out the inexplicable semis over-arching narrative curve.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# NGGGHHH! *rubs thigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Congies on getting to V3, Dude.
And full assortment of complementary ejaculations for your efforts as always.

ALSO:
Good Arc is Good. Anticipation Established.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Fuck, you mean I missed volume 2?
Not snarky, I didn't even realise you'd put out a second volume.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
# In the unlikely event anyone's still looking at this thread,


Otherwise never fear, it shall be reposted until I get permabanned.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
# PARP
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# PARP!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
# PARP
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I has not drawn you something to drive for a while B3TA, so I drew this.


Click for bigger (241 kb)
Of course its not safe, but it's fast and its fun. Oh it also has no brakes.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# and we like you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I don't like anyone.
I loves em!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
# and I like chips



God, I'm Hungry!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# hehehe...
Hungry, are we?
Well, let's see what we can do about that... *evil plots*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I have a plans about chips A BIG PLAN! (pea roast)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I like the sound of this plan.
Does it come with mayonaise? You really need that with chips.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# stoppit
I've got £10 until payday!

(and the car's got dibs on that - if I'm going to get to work for the next 2 days)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# :(
Sorry, wasn't trying to be mean.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# you weren't
I'm just drooling

this being skint lark is good for the dieting, as it means you can't go out and buy snacks

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
# *faxes over a nice lasagne*
There you go, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# this is the best plan ever
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# nice work
even tough im not perfectly sure about the tires
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# A delightful romp into the delusions of a middle aged man dressed in spandex..and the conflictions of his own sexuality in the constraints of modern day life.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLuaqNoxjro
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqeb4AWCgv0
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# uri geller?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Time to find out if the lady is a tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Excellent :)
Gagging for it, she is.

Edit: I'm finding that spaghetti oddly reminiscent of the coily bits in barbed wire*

* and no, not that terrible film.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Yoda,
the pimpin' years.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# lipstick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha
that's exactly what I was going to say
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# :D have a shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I can't I'm busy putting on my dog lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# EWWWWWWW
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Pffft! Yiff yiff grr!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# :')
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# haha :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# hahahahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
# trust you Zak!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Haha ew
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# ahahahaha ffs
This better get an FP, hahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha *click*
Bit risky when you're having meatballs for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# why is his bell end
so pointy? its like the lipstick joke in family guy so im starting to wonder if dogs have pointy bell ends. i never checked and dont plan to.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Yes, dog cocks are pointy and lipstick-like and generally fucking awful.
*rinses mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
# haha!
insta-classic
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Lolz
Which episode is that from? I'd thought I'd seen em all :)
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Really?
This is the first thing to deserve FP in 5 days?
Not a dig at you, zak, this is pretty funny.
But really, nothing else noteworthy for 5 days?
edit: 3 or 4 minutes searching, and I found something to back up my moaning:
b3ta.com/board/10448780
Where's the justice? Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Take a deep breath and go outside
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
# No, it's fine,
I have a window open.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
# SO ANGRY
(Tetigi can't be bothered with apathy., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:36, archived)
# Wow, you're a real charmer
All I was trying to say was that no new FP in 5 days was a small matter, and taking a deep breath and going outside might give you more perspective.

I didn't realise you had so much sand in your vagina.

You're more than "a bit wrong".
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
# It's quite a big window and I'm sitting very close to it.
So I'm getting plenty of fresh air, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Christ, but you're a grumpy bastard.
Seriously, I couldn't give a shit what you think of me, your opinion is pretty worthless, but your overreaction to an inoffensive comment seems to show a very defensive persona.

Maybe you should get counselling, get laid or perhaps just get out more? Have fun with the rest of your life.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
#
Firstly:
One of the general rules of FPs is that they should be amusing to the general public, not just B3tans. So a technical joke about image quality is not suitable for FP, even if it is funny.
Secondly:
You are being very rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Oooh!
Hark at her!
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
# B3ta is a strange and unexplanable place.
However, on this occasion, I can explain - I tracked down all of the mods and locked them up in my basement dungeon for the last 5 days. I brain-washed two of them to go and kill Joss Stone and released the others on the condition my next picture post was front-paged.

In hindsight, it seems like quite a lot of effort, but it hurt my arsehole a lot less than all my other FPs.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# lol, Joss Stone.
Reading back, I think I might have damned you with faint praise - sorry, I didn't mean to, I do think it's a great post and I really don't have an issue with it being FP.
I just thought there were quite a few noteworthy pics ignored in the last 5 days. And I certainly don't mean any of my own, btw.
Thank you for your patience. I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Subtle
And excellent :)
(Tivert, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:13, archived)
# Ha!
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Genius...

If you want to have even more fun though - do what I just did.

Set this as your Facebook profile picture (this works best if you're in a relationship).

Then set your status to "This picture sums me up perfectly right now..."

On the feed wall - all people see is the cropped square image - minus the lipstick. Cue comments:

All your female friends and your girlfriend's friends: "Aww, that's sooo cute!!!!111!11!"
All your male friends : "GAY!"

Then, once you've got 10-15 replies - you comment:

"I guess no one's bothered to check the full size image?"

All the girls: "You F*cking PIG!"
All the boys: "LOL!"

etc...


Update:

Here are some actual replies:

H******: You should be ashamed of yourself.

K*** (My girlfriend): I just 'un- liked' this picture and comment. His lipstick had better stay well hidden for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Good one!
I hope that your Facebook name resembles your b3ta name, as it would suit the tone of your practical joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)
# t-shirt
t-shirt t-shirt we demand a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)
# yes!
marvelous work.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Fantastic, this'll go viral :D
You should stick your tag on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Brilliant!!
Late clicky ... but needs to be clicked!
(Dent, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Bored
Did I put this on here already ? No reason really.

edit, now I know, it was that shooty man down the page with the monkey, I was gonna reply to that but got confused and went for a poo, some time ago. *sigh* sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I was scanning that for Henry or Mark P0rter...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# :) How easily we fall into the trap, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
# What can I say it's been a long day...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# *soothes with crumbly chocolate cookies and tea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# VMT for the thought, but...
I've got a Groupon bargain wine tasting evening at casa Headwound tonight! Finest wines available to humanity* to the fore :o)

*may not precisely reflect the calibre of wine on offer
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# There's an epic deal
on this stuff at the moment. Nom Nom Nom (or rather 'Glug Glug Glug')
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Gah. Blocked. Category: Alcohol/Tobacco...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# It's a really nice Rioja from Majestic
13.99 per bottle - goes down to 8.99 for two or more.

Happy Days!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
# mmmmm... rioja....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# ha!
i was doing exactly the same
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)
# where is waldo?
was searching for a meme in there. now that i see its just an animated gif I don't get it

oh
oh lol i was like hm i might get it when i look at the file name. did, thought about it, laughed. great work! i love subtile jokes like this one
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
subtle... funny
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# so what you think?
(poopy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# She looks smug
Fetch a croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# and 100ccs of Orange Juice, stat.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Felch a croissant?
Dirty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Best use for an iPad I've seen so far
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
#
she could have at least have Angry birds running.
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Silly iHat
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Nice Norks!

* What hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Should I change my tie?



(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
# always check the shower first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# it's kind of like a reverse goatse when you think about it
XD
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Any hole's a goal, as they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Cue repost of the legendary 'taking the newspaper with you when exploring the boneship' image.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha!
I imagine a gang of facehuggers behind him going:

"Not again Trev! How many times do we have to tell ya. It's the FACE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Trev, why do you think we're called Facehuggers?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Don't be harsh on him just because he's dyslexic.
faecehuggers
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Cunnilingus
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# haha
ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha!
That's gonna chafe!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Arf!
Although it does look like it's doing the decent thing and providing a reach-around.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Ahaha ow
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloomin Ninjalooters!
Where's PC Harwood? We need a tank.
(bluntpixel a bit pointless, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Starship troopers on the right.
Stargate at the back.
Bit lost on the other two though.

Worth a woo anyhow :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Portal and Halo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I kinda guessesd the Portal one
Nowhere on Halo - 2 game franchises I've not indulged in.

/doesn't really go for First Person type games blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# tried Halo on XBox 1, thought it was nothing special
heard people playing it online, vowed to never play it again
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# This is more or less my issue.
With added 'FPS and Joypad controllers don't really work' At least if your reflexes are as dire as mine.

Bad guy jumps up to your left... Cursor tracks left... cursor tracks left... OMG I'm riddled with bullets.

And I'm not a fan of the way in which so many games are designed for multiplayer with just a cursory single player event. I paid my money - give me a good game FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# you hate everything
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# seeing as I didn't say I hated Halo
merely thought it was nothing special, I would say you are incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# see you hate me too
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Super Soaker?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# The right hand one is halo as well
I know because I am a nerd.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
10 nerd points if you can give me the name of the back one...
(bluntpixel a bit pointless, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I dont watch Babylon 5
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# BABYLON 5'S A BIG PILE OF SHIT!
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)

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