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# Publicity stunt? Clarkson? Never!

DeRIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# you misspelt Public Cunt
got to be a shop shirley?
*edit - source of the de-ris is The poke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# That's what I thought
it's doing the rounds on facebook but I've not seen it on any reputable sites...then again, if it's true it's hilarious
[edit] ah, the Poke...wasn't aware of that one *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# yeah I just looked up the pic tag too
and now will dwindle away some more of my time.

sigh :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
# About the de-RIS:
That's not sunburn, it's a birth mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Minty vaccine goodness


(Bunny Slippers keeping your tootsies warm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# minty
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# He doesn't like mints

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)
# oof
hull for you, hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
#

vorp vorp vorp vorp
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# She's a proximity type of girl is that Chloe
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# inb4...
dammit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha...
great minds n' all that ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# hey,
I'm a lager land mammal.

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# haha!
officeLOL™
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# vorp = fwap in JJ's household?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# and you don't want to know what "Zork" means......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Is it actually possible to crack one out over these squiggly lines?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)
# As long as they're not electric cables you should be OK
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
# not the squiggly lines representing the fat wanking guy, no
but cracking one off over the squiggly lines representing some sort of woman/animal hybrid thing with the wrong number of tits is perfectly fine
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# the one linked in the 'o'
might have the right number of tits, but they've all been combined into a lesser number of unfeasible tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I'm not even sure what kind of animal she's been hybridised with
some sort of badger? I'd have to check how many nipples badgers have...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I've lost track
there were some fennec foxes last week that were apparently squirrels. I just thought people had started using squirrels as a generic yiff term.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# vorp vorp porn vorp
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Not sure why I felt the need to do this, but I had to
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Oh no, not this again!
I though B3ta of all places was safe my small horse
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
#
profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41798_2389501667_5155403_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I lost my "Miffy has a posse" stickers
I wish I still had them.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# I don't know Pinkie Pie
but there's much love for Pokey in this house.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# pokey is great!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Monkey Beer, it's just NOT for Hobbits

revision of my old lost gif
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Yay!
And happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Yay.. if it's your birthday..... happy day to you ;-)
Now go out and get competely pissed and eat some nice food ect...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Unfortunately I'm unable to get pissed due to working until Friday
the company wouldn't grant me my lieu day request for today, bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Oh dear... at least you can look forward to the weekend though and celibrate with friends...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I have to work Saturday
I can start drinking on Thursday evening then recover on the Friday for work on the Saturday and then I can have another drink or two Saturday evening and recover on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Two nights for the price of one....!!
Have a nice night on Staurday...!!
Looks like my unique way of spellering is catching... ;-)
Edit.. I see you turn into a ninja on your birthday...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
Fuck yeah! I mean No!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# They just can't handle the crisp clean taste.
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Are YOU cool enough for Monkey Beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I hope they are children trying Monkey Beer and not Hobbits pretending to be children
to get a taste of that clean crisp taste. HOBBITS, NO!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Those Hobbits will do anything, they just don't understand that they can't handle the clean, crisp taste
It's OK though, these are just children.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# That's ok then I'd hate to think of the ramifications of Hobbit Monkey Beer binges!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Yay..... but I didn't know John Rambo was a hobit...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# If Rambo was Frodo he'd have killed all the Orcs in Mordor and thrown the ring into the volcano
like a grenade the Eagles will have been called back rather than rescue him and he would have to fight his way out and punch Gandalf in the face shouting "You left me there to die!" or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Haha... I understood the words Rambo and grenade in that paragraph ;-)
I'v never seen any of the hobit or lord of the rings films, I'll probably now be shuned by b3ta for admiting such a thing..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Happy birthday. Roll on the weekend eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)
# The Friday and Sunday parts of the weekend
Saturday is another work day
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Love the focusing!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
# top focus work :)
loverly jubberlies
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
# yay !
not nearly enough monkey beer on board
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
# monkey beer ?
(herman:D, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Monkey Beer is a crisp clean taste of triple filtered goodness
see the b3takit for the png
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# did a colourised Robin from Batman: Arkham City :)

[original b/w render]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I'm not keen on these grey renderings, just don't do it for me
the penguin one especially looked a bit poor

:D just noticed your sig, loved that game, played it again the other day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# not seen the penguin yet..trying to know as little as possible about the gameplay
even though I know that's not going to happen :D

the sacred armour of Antiriad was a great wee game
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Isn't the grayscale one technically called a "clay render"
and is suppose to show the skill of the artist as far as the mesh is concerned without being hidden by texture maps.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Clay Renders wouldn't have the hair
these are just the rendered look they're going for on the promo art
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Yeah I noticed the hair wasn't sure though
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# just had a wee look at the penguin, I kinda like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Limbering up for his latest
'balance a stick on me nob' world record attempt...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I think that'll work
Still looks too much like the Robin from the awful two movies though
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# he looks like thingy from infamous, and thingy from the force unleashed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
# included in the "random near-bald superhero" pre-render package
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# spoilerz!
:(

Nicely though
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# he's a pre order bonus..so I don't think he's in the game :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I say, that's rather nice!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Robin the red-rubbered render?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# wow
you stayed within the lines and everything
(itob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
# you are a pathetic sad and lonely excuse for a man
out of 44 comments 40 of them have been stupid trollish comments like this.

well done on your contribution to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Didnt I read this on twitter earlier?
Oh no, that was your last post.
(itob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# itob, just because I used a joke that was sent to my phone
doesn't mean I can't use it here and no I didn't see it on twitter, so if you're going to accuse me of something at least get your fucking facts straight.
if you're going to be the joke police on b3ta I think you might need to start pulling up a hell of a lot of other people up on here and not just me.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# sorry.
so where did your mum hear it?
(itob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# that it?...that's the best you have?
you don't even have the fucking intelligence to back up your argument.
sometimes I'll make up my own jokes and sometimes I'll borrow an idea. but like I said before I'm not the only one to post a joke here that wasn't my own,
I've done it on god knows how many occasions and guess what? I'll do it again.

you on the other hand bring FUCK ALL to b3ta all you can do is troll my posts for whatever your reason is..
maybe you have a wee crush, who knows.

whatever your reasons for doing this, I think that you need help mate.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# again, my profuse apologies.
in future i'll assume that all the shit you put out is your own work and anything remotely funny is stolen off someone else at the job centre.
(itob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Fucking WOO
*Clicked* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Very Christmas
I hope this game will not require windows live account or it's another one to pass over.
(waxdart hello., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# nah, i don't like the suit.
but nice colouring.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Nice colourising.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# "I'm the real Shady, the real Slim Shady"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Dunna quick sketchbook sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I don't have to put up with this
I'm the world's leading authority on thermodynamics
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Tell me about cheese sandwich molecules
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Soo huggable
Now do one in rain? TO-TO-TO-TO
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# arf
As much as I love Totoro I still find that cat bus creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
# ^
NNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHRRRrrr

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Creepy but awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# And it's quite awesome as well
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# ^what they said^
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# I love that film! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# my 2nd fave Ghibli
after Castle in the Sky, aka Laputa. With the Cat Returns in 3rd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
# The Cat Returns may be my favourite.
That, Spirited Away or Grave of the Fireflies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Grave of the Fireflies
is such a sad movie - absolutely shows how the innocent always get it worst in war.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# One of the reasons it's one of my favourites.
It isn't as innocent as the others, but still looks beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Now I kind of 'get' the ambiguous ending
I'm feeling a lot of love for Porco Rosso.

The Cat Returns has the best soundtrack song, whilst Kiki's Delivery Service has an opening sequence to die for (once the cat turns the radio on) and a great end-credits epilogue montage.
But I'd say Castle in the Sky does it best overall, with the crazy architecture, technology and instantly fabricated mythology. Totoro is still the best for kids though. Shame it's all gone to pants lately.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Think there is a Porco
sequel on the way! I did enjoy Ponyo, but not so much as the early stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I thought Ponyo was well produced but too derivative of earlier stuff and inconsistent.
The sea-goddess I could cope with, but the mad morose magical submariner somehow spawning in an underwater goldfish bowl was just too outré even for a Ghibli film.
And that whole 'tasted human blood' thing really didn't translate well.
And Earthsea was just completely unengaging. By which I mean a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
# TOTORO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
# That's nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# oh yes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0qYzJUoT7g



guessing you've seen the zoetrope
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Indeedy
Don't Pixar have one too?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah a Toy Story one. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# yes, oh shit, better gifs to had
youtu.be/5khDGKGv088



yay
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# aaaaaaaaand

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
# that's fab :)

totoro's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Nice. One of my all time favs

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# after my kid watching this film 100000 times
I've grown to loath it. I want to thump those very good pictures.
(waxdart hello., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Nice.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Frisky old-timers selling a fireplace
My local fireplace company thought this was a good idea. I never want to go near a fireplace again.



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(Flymo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)
# ^this
with added vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
# :0 -=-=-=- -=-=-=-=- >|
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# That's just what Bert & Edith need...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Class
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
masterful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# HAHA!
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# sex sells
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] *fwaps*
have some peas for the compo





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(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Ah Fritz!Box
I miss my decent router.
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Pffft, like pensioners could afford to light the bloody thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Ye Gods...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Hello, Flymo.
As terrifying an image as this is, we try and avoid posting funny images that we found on the web, here.
The mainboard is for pictures/animations you've made/manipulated.
There is a Links board, and this might be better suited over there.
Hope this helps, man/ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Genderist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Cheers Captain,
Understood!
(Flymo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Now bend over!
ALL ABOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Don't despair, it's dance time!
it's dance time!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha - wtf?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
# You should
have seen it before optimising it killed it!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
# They're being controlled by half-a-dozen highly trained Jedi
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Now there's a party I'm sad I missed :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I'm ashamed
to admit, these are real life friends of mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I thought that all real life friends were made up?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)
# You couldn't
(or wouldn't) make that lot up...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# What about imaginary friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Also made up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
# My therapist would agree with you.
I on the other hand... do not.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Your therapist is imaginary too.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I've just made up what I am going to do with these particular friends...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Made up what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Made up all kinds of horror in the little headyweady
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# PHOAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Ha-ha! The Captain title doesn't mean you have to obey me.
You could just go full anarchy and totally ignore everything I wrote.
It happens, and I secretly enjoy it when it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] *Tweet*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Cheers JP!!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Cor!
I bet she's got a finely trimmed landing strip!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# does anyone smell gas?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Whato_Jeeves, probably...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Chocolates for Father's Day

(Sorry, a bit late.)
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmminge!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
# There is something really unpleasant about this...
I salute you, sir!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I assume Cherry Bakewells are the virgin ones...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
# you think...?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Deep filled...heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I bet this is about sex, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# everything is about sex
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Marvellously more-ish!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
# What are the five varieties?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Do you really want to know?
Do you really want to know?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)
# I'd like to know too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)
# *grits teefs*
go on...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)
# tight, loose, fishy, hairy and smooth
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# What about the new limited edition?
Oozing.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
# mmmmm
discharge interior
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
# yeasty.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
# bloody
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
# grumpy
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
# ^ Two of the dwarf names rejected by the Disney creative department
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Yeasty, Bloody, Grumpy and Dentata?
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Don't forget Cheesy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Dentata

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# With just a hint of cottage cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I'd have thought you'd prefer peas
b3ta.com/board/8913331
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
# this changes EVERYTHING!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Consequences will never be the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Peas, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)
# more
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
# ^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
that really tickled my funny bone
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*awaits fuuuuuuck! variety*
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# he chose......poorly
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# and he chose wisely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Toothpaste, advertised the B3TA way


Obligatory link to OfQuack podcasts: If it's quackery, then OfQuack will certify it for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
# well...
I like it. :)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Golden V


(Frank Lambshank, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
SFW version
(Frank Lambshank, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Did you post a flange pic earlier then?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
#
No minge was on show but yeah it was too much for b3ta
(Frank Lambshank, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
# This is a much funnier pic with the censorship label :)
The general rule is if it looks like porn to the boss walking past behind you then it's NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I didn't see the original
but I agree that this version is almost certainly funnier.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I have a new colleague called Carlotta
I like to think her surname is Fagina
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# NSFW!
W=Wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# In other news...
Scottish Power are robbing me blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Tell them to bugger off
or at least rob your curtains instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I wish it was that simple!
I must stock up on K.Y.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# So, tell Uncle B3tan what the problem is
Maybe we can offer inappropriate and possibly immoral advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# They say I am using an average of 20 KWH per day (Gas)
When I was using an average of 3 KWH per day this time last year.

And NOTHING has changed whatsoever.

But of course, I cannot prove it.

Edit: sorry, I really should take my rant to the relevant website :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Sounds like you have a gas leak.
You need to find out where it is. Walk around your house lighting matches...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Hahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Are your neighbours called Eddie and Ritchie, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Pfffft!
Poor gas man.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Time to repost more crap
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# "here, try one of these"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# You thread-deleting utter...
oh, wait, perhaps someone did that for you? Sorry, that was out of line.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Never trust a wizard
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# You are a nonsense
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# I'd like to meet Emma Watson.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Well, she speaks very highly of you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I bet she does, you know.
I realised some time ago that all the women in the world fancy me, but do like to play hard-to-get, by ... going out with my mates, getting married, "coming out as a lesbian", calling the police and such-and-such.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I think you mean....
ee ea
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Dude, seriously, you just missed her.
She was here for a while, flashed her chebs, and now she's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# This pic:

completely ruined her for me. I can't see anything but Dawkins when I look at her now.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Well ... thanks.
Still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
# There's definately no god!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
# its shopped but still
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Athe-jism?
I guess its a good thing there's no biologists that look like Dita von Teese. Om nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Would, even moreso
Ive seen that before, it's pretty cool!

EDIT: I just found this little guy growing out of the back steps here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Ooga ooga!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
# ...'ooga chaga!' ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)
# i like this
so i shall click it.

Plus, its easy to mentally remove those straps so she looks nekkid.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
# haha
I don't know who emma watson is, but it's quite funny anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# On me 'ead son!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# spam!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
# *slaps forehead in comical manner*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
# ^
cunts still haven't sent me my cheque
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I forgot to Invoice
and because I've never bought the magazine I've no idea which dates to list
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Me too
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Jim Davidson: The Great Wife Beater
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# you dropped this
"on"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# You dropped this
d
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Ant McPartlin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Knowing JML, they'd be called Qu-Boom, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# And not actually work anywhere near as well as claimed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# they missed a trick here...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
it took me a second, will it fix my mechanical medal giving chair?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Protective glove included
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)
# That sounds like an attachment for a quality pair of wanking spanners
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Had me laughing like a loon.
I'm surprised sir Jimmy's still alive, he looks like an extra on Dawn of the Dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)
# he is actually dead
they boiled him down to make the putty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Maybe you'll end up finding jewellery in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
# hehehe....
Nice one...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# haha top shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Nice :)
Pure nuts man!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Obvious, really
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)
# likes :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Arf!
Also: I was almost finished and he deleted it for fuck's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# SOMEONE deleted it
*dons tin foil hat*
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Frank Lambshank's your man.
*calls police*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
#
I don't advise a hair cut man. All hairdressers are in the employment
of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from
the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the
reason bold-headed men are uptight.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# For some reason the phrase
Balding for Colombine

presented itself
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
# yes
I must stop f5ing during a wank
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
# I am the f5 fiend.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] And this doesn't deserve its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] And last but not least
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft, here's a compo pea, since you started it

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# wergwergwerg
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
# balancing the good pic:shite pic ratio
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha
I did wonder how he got there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# It's been so long I can't remember if I changed the baby
in this or did he dangle both of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# ha ha!
that was just what i needed to see right now
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Well, that's something you don't see every day!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# that... is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I apologise profusely for threadjack
Has anyone got that chart of "should you work for free on a given project"? Can't remember who posted it but it was ace and I'm having a scruples problem with some freebie work.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I need some free work done
You any good and building or plumbing?
(waxdart hello., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# this?
creativebits.org/files/workforfree.jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# That.
Thank you very muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# linked to the jpeg instead
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# That chart...
...has a few problems with flows; it's possible to enter a decision that has two "yes" exits.
I'll fix it.
But not for free. :-)
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# didn't make it so I don't care :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
# ?
shouldiworkforfree.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# And thank you also.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# here I've made an easy toon for you, real
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# weird and excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
the pale cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Shamone!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Grim, but yeah - its what i think of when they say that too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# This chocolate is so slicey.
Mm-mmm.

Woo! Yay!
Also: how big are the glasses? they never say, man, and I've seen some proper tiddly glasses in my time.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I imagine they're proportional to the size of the bar
otherwise the little ones would be outrageously milky compared to the kilogram bars
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Go to Liseberg in Gothenburg
On some of the stalls you can win a 3kg bar of choccy. (Actually several bars in a giant cardboard box, but it looks good)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
"Our glasses change in size due to the proportional nature of the individual bar, not that you have ever been given any frame of reference as to just how large any of those glasses might actually be"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
# like a stein glass in a 'fun sized' bar?
How come smaller bars are called 'fun sized' anyway??
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Marketing genius is why.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# is it because theyre small enough to fit up your chuff?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# If they're being used as condoms
then fun-sized is even less appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# i thought it was a glass and a half in every pound or something
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# *gestures with hands*
About this big.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Unedited pic


And of course, remember the plan by that brewery to put clones of the stars of "Knightrider" and "Cagney and Lacey" in pubs. They wanted to put a Gless and a Hoff in every bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# No, I believe Happytoast's pic isn't unedited?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# That joke is punishable by death in most countries.
But I enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# RED CARD
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I'm from Glesga
an they still dae pit a gles an a hoff in ivry bor.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# bloody forrins
coming over here, using our letters
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
# We simply can't repel puns of that magnitude...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Brilliant
brings back memories of this past FP Razor Chews www.b3ta.com/board/333350
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# ewww *shiver*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Another gem!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Whiny little shit!
Nicely done - and congrats on the FP ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# fuck!
look busy, there are mods about!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# *panics*
*closes all windows on desktop*
*realises he has forgotten to save*
*cries into cold tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# hahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# It would ruin the front page but I can't help but think
there's a mouse standing with an umbrella just out of shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# umm...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# jaysus christ! Record time!
SPEECH! SPEECH!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# That's great, nicely done fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Yes!
This should be a compulsory snack for Junior Schools.

Edit: I'm having flashbacks to the 6th Star Trek film... the floaty blood n' all...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I didn't see the glass bit
on my monitor, consequently I thought he was just been sick from eating Dairy Milk. Which is highly likely given that it tastes like cardboard steeped in Tesco value cocoa.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# In which case, you should
investigate this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# you are a man of exquisite taste
/treat myself to the drinking chocolate every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# It's just wonderful, though, isn't it?
truly, a very dangerous shop to visit if you are even in the slightest way hungry...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I occasionally have the
grand cru single plantation stuff that's about £3.50 a bar from my local specialist chocolate shop.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# see, Tesco value choccy is actually quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Nope. Think lower down the food chain.
Lidl's J.D.Gross 70% Ecuadorian Cocoa choccy bars (the red one). Amesome. There is an 80% one for the seriously hardcore and inconsolably bitter. I think that's the blue one.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# that sounds nice - I can;t do much above 70% though, too bitter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
# The green Amazonian one is 60%. I find it a bit too sweet.
They used to do a nice box of mixed dark miniatures, but I haven't seen one of those in yonks.

Also rather like dark choccy Mikado (Pocky sticks), as I don't have to eat too many to be temporarily sated.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# There's a shop in town that sells a variety of dark choc
Up to about 99% cocoa content, I think. But it's probably cheaper to buy a box of cocoa powder and a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Some binding agent is required on the cocoa
Or you'll be back-snorting it for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# hahahaha
soup-herb.

damn kraft food, changing the classic recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# The new anti-obesity measures have started to pay off.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Haha!
Reminds me of this punny chocolate I posted last night...



I got them in China.
(DrDerekDoctors, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Great work :)
For some reason, that blood reminds me of "Tub-girl"?? Which makes the pic somewhat more sordid?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)
# lol 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
# you bad person
*bwahahahhahahhaha* :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I lolled
Does that make me sick?
TBH, at first I was like "wa..?"
Then I scrolled down and read the line and was like "heheheh".

Now I have a picture in my head of the guy off trainspotting brandishing a fruit and nut.
(beerMatt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
# are you bored?
do you have a friend working in an independant bookshop on the continent?
do they get significanty more customers on rainy days?
do you spend a conversation with this friend trying to come up with weather appropreate slogans for the shop?
do you come up with one that, although good, requires some kind of explanation to make sense?
no?
...possibly just me

anyway, i made this:


click for bigger (73 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I think it may just be you.
But nice style, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
#
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Can't say as I've ever been in that EXACT situation but I like this anyway. Top arts as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I do have a friend who works in a bookshop in Germany
but know not of the rest, may well show her this
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
# did she survive?
Was she in a taco-ma?


I like these obvious, but not obvious kind of jokes :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Oh, dear me... Bad Ninj!
*deploys orbital spanging cannon*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Sombre(ro) stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# He jumped too, leaving their child behind
It was Juan after amother.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Dear gods ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# *Presses esc right click to read last frame*
Teehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Ive made a new picture
But i cant decide on a name.
What sounds better - "TV dinner" or "Prime time hottie"?
Im trying to go for a catchy, campy, pun-laden 1950s slang kind of title. It is a tribute to Gil Elvgren, after all...

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Here is my full suggestion of titles - i managed to narrow it down to those 2 up there
TV dinner, Good reception, Strong reception, Babe on the box, Cathy Ray, Boob tube, Tube totty, Clear view, Good view, Ariel deal, Box bunny, Sexy signal, Signal siren, Cathode cat, Cathode cutie, Prime time hottie
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Cathode is good for the 50's theme
Cathode Cutie probably my fave from those.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Or for a pre-60's sexist vibe - "Every man needs a good receptionist"
Slightly shorter - "Fancy a career in reception?"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
# not trying to be a cock socket
your pic's ace, none of your titles are though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# sex on tv?
damn, it's quite hard isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
# too 'direct' and not very 50s.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
# channel flipping?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
# knob twiddling :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
# even better :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
# cathy ray
followed by cathode cutie and good reception.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# I like Cathy Ray
but some thick people might not get the reference. Hmm... Im going to thumb through my bumper-sized Gil elvgren book for some name inspiration.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
# fuck thick people!
go for the one you like :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Cathy Ray.
This is a beautiful piece of work.
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Cathy Ray
and the pic is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# You forgot Arsewatch
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# "The hottest thing ever to be on TV"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Hmm - nice
bit long though. Im looking for short and snappy.
Someone suggested "we interrupt this broadcast", which was also good, but too long.

I suppose "hottest thing on TV" could work. Ta for your suggestion, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
# your mum always climbs on tv?
woo to the pic btw
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Hellchrist Fukkenschytt (The Year He Came)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Stockings, how I love thee!
And I'd go for 'TV Dinner'.
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
# I do like "TV dinner"
as it is as rude as you want to read into it. It could mean pure filth, or it could mean 'what a dish!' kind of thing. Plus, TV dinners make me think of 1950's families with their TV trays and 'gee-whiz!' and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
# If you're in the mood of the 50's you might like this thing I did with classic 50's footage
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiaUxTs5RtY
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Now in COLOR!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Go with the gut instinct, man.
And if something better comes along, so be it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
# gut instinct says TV dinner
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
# It turned out wonderful

woo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
# "Good reception"?
Cracking pic btw *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Splendid!
I like cathode cutie and Good Reception, out of the two above I like Tv Dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Ariel?
Awesome pic!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Lovely work as always, taters.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
# ning
great work chap
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
# 'Don't touch that dial!'
.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Reminds me of Cup from transformers the movie :-D
"Do you talk TV?"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong
*offers energon goodie*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
# No welcome wagon hello stranger with that good coffee flavour for you.
Offer expires while you wait. Operators - are standing by.

(And it was 'Kup', not 'Cup', and those were Wreck-Gar's [Eric Idle's] lines).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# My bad on the Kup thing
but it was Kup who said "I talk some TV - and now the news, don't touch that dial!"

Wreck-gar was ace though :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I say!
Top stuff.

"Are you receiving me? * " perhaps?

* only came to mind as it's an old XTC tune.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
#
You are deceiving me I know, see, I know
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Oh, you lovely man!
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Also
do you think the signature is obvious enough?
The 'AH-11' logo on the TV is my initials and the year the image it was made.
I always put some sort of signature on my images to try and deter cheeky cunts from nicking it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# You know exactly what it means, but any potential thieves probably don't.
As signatures go, it's a part of the overall image - which probably means it's less likely to be erased than a free-floating 'AH 2011'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# so... is that a good thing?
I'd say it is. I hate obtrusive signatures on images.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Personal taste? I prefer the subtle/merged signature, and try to do it wherever possible.
There will always be some pics which don't offer much room for anything other than a blatant free-floater, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# This is a thing of great beauty
trying to think of an aerial pun, but failing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# all i could muster was
'aerial deal', but its too david dickinson-y
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# why the change in style of face?
It's a lovely composition and everything, but I wonder if it would be better with your more cartoony style face. It's edging a bit too close to the uncanny valley for me this one.
Also not sure on the cable near her head, doesn't look right, wants to disappear more toward her shoulder, not cheek

and I agree with Cathy Ray, let the idiots not get it, why panda to them?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Its a tribute to Gil Elvgren
and his gals are always a bit realistic, but slightly caricaturish. I didnt want to go too nuts with the stylisation, as im a bit sick of doing that sort of stuff at the moment, and wanted to try and emulate a 1950s pinup.
I agree though - ive seen folks try and do the same thing, and the face always looks creepy. I think its the strained, very 'cheek-heavy' expression that theyre always in!

I'd like to think that she's pretty far away from realistic enough to be considered 'uncanny valley'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# stick to your own style man, swap the face, go on, you know you want to now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Ok
ill swap it with a Max teapot primitive
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# :)
phwoar, look at her spout etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Cor!
that good that is.

TV shortcake.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# To quote Mrs Morbo - "fuck thick people!"
Im going with Cathy Ray

Its not very pun-laden, but its catchy, has a double meaning, and 'cathy' is quite a sweet retro name anyway.

I ditched TV dinners when i did some research on wikipedia. Guess my minds view of TV dinners was different to reality...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
# i always thougth a tv dinner was a microwave "meal"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)
# it is pretty much
i thought they were called TV dinners because they were made for the quintessential 50's families who ate while watching TV. Turns out theyre basically frozen meals that are named so, due to the shape of the tray they came in.

My romantiscised 50's view is shattered! *puts propeller cap on and sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Well then I've learnt something today - hurrah!
also, "Picture Perfect" sprang to mind as a possible title.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# gah - that's a good one
too late though :-/

Bastard! I cant stop thinking about what could have been. Top suggestion.

I think ill stick to Cathy Ray though. Its more unique, so therefore easier to find on a search. Cathy is a nice name too, and i try to name all the gals i make.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
# fantastic, i love all your arts
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# this is really nice
how about 'set top box'
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Magnificent!
Cathy Ray or What's on TV?

TV Dinner's good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Tranny on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Excellent stuff, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
# stunning
that's absolutely flawless mate

I'm local sunday league football compared to you fella, you're bloody premier league!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)
# oooh!
very nice indeed : )
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

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