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#
EDIT: oops, kinna big

(mouth not shopped, except for size)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 4:53, archived)
# the eyes have it
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 4:55, archived)
# say a word and get b&
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 5:13, archived)
# but i like wolverine
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Whoa
here come the potato people! You're right, I like these.
Looking at the first pic, I just thought they were photos of people taken from odd angles. I wonder what they're made of?

Oh, they're manipulated photos. Cool.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 5:24, archived)
# holy shuddering shit fucks!
that reminds me of something. let me see if i can find it.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 5:29, archived)
# What if it finds you first?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 5:34, archived)
# argh!!
been a while since i've seen that. it still haunts my dreams now
here's an example of what i was looking for. there's a few of them though
beautifuldecay.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/chapman_disasters_of_yoga-565x743.jpg
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 5:41, archived)
# haha hell yeah
the Chapman brothers. I like them. Art trolls :)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 5:49, archived)
# LITTLE HELP GUYS? LITTLE HELP?
 

 
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 6:14, archived)
# I am amused
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 5:56, archived)
# I like this one, it's got a cat in it
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 5:56, archived)
# I don't know who the 2nd person is, but that's some top work.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 8:28, archived)
# I missed this little thememe too
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Have no fear- Captain Gayshift is here!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:51, archived)
# What.
The Fuck.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)
# Hahaha
I used a pic of that codpiece guy, can't remember what for.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
# You've blanked it from your memory?
Must've been bad ;)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Nah it don't think it works like that.
I think my brain needed to make room for a bunch of even sicker stuff.

Here we go. The guy's name is Harold.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)
# *favorites*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
#
Oh.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:10, archived)
# I think you mean
ooh oooh ooooooh oooooooohhhh
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# I WILL ENJOY LIVING WITH SINCERE, SINUOUS SENSUALITY!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)
# but mostly waders.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:19, archived)
# and a selection of rubber O rings.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:23, archived)
# IT'S THE CHALLENGER DISASTER ALL OVER AGAIN
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)
# INTENSE BURNING ON RE-ENTRY
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:29, archived)
# Hah! A complete wardrobe for Capt Gayshift!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:10, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# THE GREEN FUCK
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:23, archived)
# his trusty sidekick the masked fuck
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)
# and big b&
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:25, archived)
# THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF FUCK
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:26, archived)
# Pope Dildo Fuck Boy
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:31, archived)
# rooting out crime, one anus at a time
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:36, archived)
# how can i forget these three
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)
# Making the world safe for...um...something or other....
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:01, archived)
# errm
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:05, archived)
# haha--love his face
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:05, archived)
# what??
i just get a red x
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
# NSFW!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:33, archived)
# FROM PARTS UNKNOWN
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:46, archived)
# And for his sensitive side....
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Flowers for the pretty lady?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:55, archived)
# And then some cycling, shall we?

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:56, archived)
# Well, you did say bear skin, didn't you?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:59, archived)
# PROFESSIONAL CAMELTOE
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:03, archived)
# yummy cameltoe
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Oh fuck, that one's good...

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:05, archived)
# PRETTY POSIES
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# ah, he organizes rubber
none of that stuffy lawyer or doctor stuff for him
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:12, archived)
# Jesus Shitting Christ.
*gouges out eyes*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:53, archived)
# he's fairly unforgettable, isn't he
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:31, archived)
# That's the last we've seen of Harold.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# disgusting!!!!
not one pink item in the lot
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
# There's probably a pink item in there somewhere.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Please don't touch all time my ass! D:
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:02, archived)
# Captain!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:15, archived)
# durr, i luv u, leek cat!!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:33, archived)
# his name is Egon, but that's not important right now
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 5:54, archived)
# :D:D
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# huzzah
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# FUCKing the /board, one shift at a time.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:10, archived)
# Snake hips!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Inspector Gayshift!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# best back-flipping swine kick on record
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:47, archived)
#
*offers polite ripple of applause for a spot of pig-kicking, which always goes down well over here*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# always justified as meat tenderizing
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)
# ahem
tenderising
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:02, archived)
# not in the US
solly.. There are a number of little cultural differences over which we sometimes quibble
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)
#
Should have put it in my bacon thread...
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)
# missed it
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:02, archived)
# bacon thread?
Photobucket
bacon ak47
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Bay-cay-47.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# starving children in China, and we fritter bacon away on machine guns
we might fritter away fritters tho
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# i'd be tempted to stick it in a baguette
if it wasn't laying in the road
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:27, archived)
# the other day I found a site where a guy made a torch out of bacon that would cut thru metal
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:31, archived)
# whilst the science is slightly misleading
this is fucking awesome and i applaud him for actually doing it.
So many times I've wanted to do something equally pointless but have not bothered.
This should go in the newsletter
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE BACON!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Yes.
My first thought WAS Emperor Palpatine.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
#
Is that off Star Wars!!?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:47, archived)
# OBLIGATORY STAR WARS PO-
Oh... I don't have any Star Wars pictures.

._.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Rodney Dangerfield?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:21, archived)
# I still don't know who he is...
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:28, archived)
# how lucky you are
he's a deeply unfunny man who was in a few unfunny movies during the 80's and 90's
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Oh, right.
I was quite stoned then, must have missed them.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:38, archived)
# He was like Ernest
except he was just some characterless old git.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Ernest?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:43, archived)
# Ernest P. Worell
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Oh. I vaguely remember an ad for one of the films.
Were they as god-awful as I imagined?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:55, archived)
# As a young boy in the late 80's I thought they were mildly amusing.
But at such early age we usually misjudge many things.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:58, archived)
# I do not feel you are according Mr Dangerfield the proper regard
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:12, archived)
# I agree
Dangerfield was excellent at his form of joke telling.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:45, archived)
# No respect, either.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:52, archived)
# I did like him in Natural Born Killers
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)
# Ahem, no toap yet, I see.
You'll be happy to know that this pic did lead to three big plates of bacon/lettuce/tomato/avocado sandwiches, the most beautiful ones I've ever seen (also with a side of corn on the cob) in the back yard this evening.
So thanks for that.
Bacon: fucking love it, fucking live it.

And I get to click like a third time, does that count?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# These men promptly escaped..
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Holy shuddering fuck.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# And on that note, I'm away to my bed.
G'night.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Night!
I'm just going off to work...
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:59, archived)
# To do what?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:47, archived)
# I ain't sucking no nipple foo'
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# That's the sexiest thing I've seen all day.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
# watch me lick meself for a fiver
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# oooooooooof
I visibly cringed
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:17, archived)
# apologies. but..


Click for bigger (182 kb)



bandwagon well & truly jumped :)
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)
# I'll put this here then
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)
#
not sure i'd invite him back, even with those hands
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Go, Ravi.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Is mars farms a real thing?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# I love pies.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
FUCK
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Ahaha.
What's wrong with the babby?

edit: this is actually brilliant. I have saved it forever...
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# how about this then
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Yikes. Also very good.
But I prefer the McDonald one.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:47, archived)
# hahah -- somewhere in your mind
lies hiddy-ossity
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:06, archived)
# YES
gosh
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:18, archived)
# I fucking love
this one!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 8:27, archived)
# arf!
first time i've actually laughed at this new meme :D
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Grampa Gordon Approaching.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# bogeys at 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock and 1pm
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# FLY MY HAWKMEN!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:27, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIVE!
That whole sequence is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnTHypbLlkE
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# now I feel bad for not recognising it :((
DIIIVE
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Who wants to live forever?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# FINALLY somebody gives the old coot a lift...
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# watched The Road earlier, I liked it.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
# It looks really depressing to me.
Post-apocalyptic fiction can be quite awesome (Fallout, Hokuto no Ken, etc.), but it looks incredibly grim.

I'm sure it's good, but yeah. XD
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# it is very dark and depressing
i'm shit at reviews, so i'll spare you, but it's worth a watch.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I'll keep my eye out for it.
It reminds me of a docu-drama called Threads, that I saw a year or two ago. Safe to say it put me off sleep for a few days.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:21, archived)
# The butler did it.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I like this pic a lot
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Uncle Sammys Debt Management
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:05, archived)
#
racist
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
# I think you'll find that's "lacist".
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)
# solly
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# besides, he is 50% of the caucasian persuasion
we just don't know who persuaded who
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# We're all in it together,
that nice Mr Cameron said so.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
# One believes this is the type of fuck that is posted at night
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha
It gives me the fear.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
#
fear horn
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I need this poster sized, I do
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# ahh
it's beautiful!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)
# *sniff* I'm so happy she finally found love!

(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmm, not sure if this is juvenile enough...
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Personally....
I spread it on the doorhandle to keep the kids out..
But in the words of a classic advert... "Thats just me!"
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# As we're leaning...
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] or

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 5:32, archived)
# hey hey
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Immense!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Had me giggling like a loon :D
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)
# PUBLIC SCHOOL DAYS
 
hooray for beano abuse
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Posting this again
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
# That's art, that is.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# This is still....
ACE !
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# cool!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Looks like my kinda planet!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# martian weasels are this year's hottest pet
and now i have to go.
g'night all!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# G'night.
:)
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Says hello
Waves goodbye
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Waves hello
Says goodbye
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# my one major issue with this bandwagon
is the spiky hair.

He doesn't have spiky hair on mars, why has he got spiky hair in this bandwagon?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Someone did it as png file , recreated the missing part of his jaw,
and gave him spikey hair. Can't remember who it was now, as it was all of, ooh, four days ago.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:46, archived)
# that's like, 'ancient' in internet time
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
# doesn't make it right
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Artistic license?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:56, archived)
# shittifying a source
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Better?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# you're just being silly now
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# *Hangs head in shame*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Grandma?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# The fuck?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Those weasels look like they could use some waders.
I'll get right onto it.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# There is a rat among those weasels.
He fucking loves it.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Hoppity hop
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] evenin' all



(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Wow.
EDIT: fuck!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# FUCKING EPIC!
Well done that man!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# WOO! Ace stuff
Edited: as this deserves more praise from me than just a lazy " ^this"
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger front page.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
# shit, mind piss or did i see it subconsciously? hmmm
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:35, archived)
# you have managed to encompass in this post
my favourite film, my favourite book and my favourite year.
kudos.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# I know ;)
I got the idea after stalking your facebook page
(not really btw! honest!)
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# pfff
not much info on there anyway
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I know
you don't have any pics on there either...worst wank eva
(I'm joking!!!)
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# arf!
there's a cracking pic of me as a zombie
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# guessing your favourite year was
5012 BT
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# nope
1974, year i was born
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I too was born in the 70s
but I'm not telling you which year.

my favourite year is 16373 AR
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# a good year, no doubt
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# This is exactly what will happen.
Exactly.

w/y/h
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# we are just a dream
of the great moebius strip of reality, man

I'm blaming the bad cheese I found under the fridge last night, either that or it's a sign my long overdue mental breakdown is on the way
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)
# 'special' cheese
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# No such thing as bad cheese
Just bad timing.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Haha. Brill.
That last frame- I should have known the only survivors would be the offspring of Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann. The horror.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# This went from a mere 'pffff' at 4 Dimensions
into giggling and stifled mid-conversation laughter by the end.

*clicked hard*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
# that's astonishing!
top work sir
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Wake up sheeple! (epicismostepic)
*click*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Logged in to say
Wow.... Just wow. Click.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Wowzer!!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# DAMMIT! I was just about to post the exact same idea.

In other news: Fucking woo to this epic postage!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# hahahahahahaha is that a Yoda Bong?!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# ha, I didn't notice that when I did it
I wouldn't put it past bloody Lucas though
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I watched the Lego Star Wars tv special "The Padawan Menace" the other day
bloody hilarious, nice to see George can take jokes :)
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Completely brilliant.
My only regret is that you didn't use "sharkularity" for "shark singularity".
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# ha ha
bugger!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# love it
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Hahachrist.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# this is my kind of humour
font page all the way

not front page
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Bloody brilliant
Click 'n Woo!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Woo!
What's BT? I hope that means "5,052 years before time".
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Before Trout Fin The Mighty
blessed be his name
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Woo ya and hoopla for an epic....
Although the finale frame reminded my of prolapse man, and the second to last frame looks like a group of sharks that are all looking at a picture of prolapse man....!!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha 'clicks'
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# This is the best thing ever made
utter Panowie!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# This is completely wonderful
- I kept thinking it was finished and then there was another frame... :)
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# needs more....
... squalene
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Woo :D
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# whoa!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Fuck me, that's awesome.
PANOWIE!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# truly epic
:D
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
# It's probably been said already, but...
"FUCK"
and
" *click* "
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# this is shit
.
.
.
.
.
NOT REALLY

have a click
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# This is one of the most epic posts b3ta has seen.


Even this praise seems faint.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# I like this very much indeed!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Just wonderful!!!
and a logical progression also!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:50, archived)
# glorious
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:48, archived)
# That is seriously good
How come this not on fp yet? clx
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 2:13, archived)
# I liked this so
hard, it stang.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Ha, fantastic!
Just the right dose of hatstand for this time of day.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 6:15, archived)
# This is awesome
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Triffic'!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 8:57, archived)
# bloody epic
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# This is profound...
and ruddy good!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# I havent trotted this one out in a long while

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Epic!
really great work there :D
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Fantastic
Something really special, that
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 1:27, archived)
# who knew?

(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# but where's the shatner's bassoon?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# we have top men looking for that
top. men.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# pffff
i'm now imagining you as a fat bloke with a pipe
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# ok then
top topless?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# sexi time
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# now that's gonna put you off belly pork
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Looks about a B cup ;)
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# i'd say 48 D
trust me on this
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Trust you, why?
I've done an extended hands-on study of breasts for many years.

50EE if you count what's drooped over.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)
# there's no way that's an EE
as someone who's gone from approximately a 52JJ to a 36C, i know bra sizes intimately.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Wow, and I thought HH
was bit of a handful armful.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# mouthful
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# *chokes on coffee--splurts on monitor*
jezuz fella! O_O

edit: gotta save that one--might be handy
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Like you wasn't holding the camera
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# like that's not you watching me hold the camera
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# this is my sex face
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# including the neck/jowls?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# and the chins
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# *stares, transfixed with grossness*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# *bokes*
thank fuck i've not 'ad me tea yet.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)
# You are fat!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)
# this makes it much worse
and i didn't think that was possible
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# i fucking love MARS candybars
now I feel dirty
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# gawd--a bear could hibernate in there
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# This is how bandwagons die.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# yay!!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Leave Red Freebase Alone!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Finally!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# he fucking loves mars bars
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# 2 slo man
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# i know
:~(
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Hey, too tall, too slow 2, come in.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I have just finished a neuroscience degree
And I managed to get 'shatner's bassoon' into two of my exam answers.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# i fucking love this
i got a c in maths for answering questions with "how the fuck should i know?" and "stop asking such fucking stupid questions!"
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I enjoyed drawing complicated anatomical diagrams
and adding arrows to ?? and here be dragons.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Aged 11, I put my religion down on a school form as, 'Devout member of the cult of Monty Python'.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# bloke i'm dating atm
has his religion down as jedi
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I should have put Jedi down on the census.
Not big a Star Wars fan though.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# i just put none
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:02, archived)
# 'nun' !?!
etc.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# pfff
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# I saw her form
actually wrote 'none, Chuck'

btw, nothing explains why you are so good at the old ninja edits
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# explains why i'm so good at the old ninja edits
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Ha
Age 11 I was as ecclesiastically aware as the mud I was playing in.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# and couldn't spell 'devout' if you had a pantful of it ;p
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Still can't.
.. Should probably change my pants
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# My final school report said '...has a very well developed sense of humour.'
I was delighted.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# my headteacher said i was a genius
he was wrong.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# which = 'clown'
;p
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# *takes a run-up for the spanging*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# *sidesteps, cackles*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# The hippocampus
actually looks like a sea horse (hence the name) when dissected out.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)
# indeed!
nothing like a hippo or a campus. I want my money back.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Then there's the fornix
named after a bit of Roman architecture used for fornicating under.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Felix...fornix....a vision is emerging
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
#
That's a Truetm fact
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# ...ah...great...thanks...
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)
# and the amygdala
is an almond

give be the zonules of zinn anyday

(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# awww
two aspirin and call me in the morning
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
# he's just faking it -- he's a (here it comes)
...hippochondriac!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 1:01, archived)
# :D
puss is a nice touch!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# i've learned nothing
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# evar.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:09, archived)
# I saw a dragonfly in my garden...
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# *readies marshmallows*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# now do a crane in a hat
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# CRANEHAT!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Fire pipe!
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Come on baby light my fire..
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Nice, I seen one a while back myself!

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# keep going little piggy, you'll soon be there
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# hamcicles ahoy
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)
# there are rasher things you could do
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# yes. yes there are.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
# that icy blast will keep him chilled to perfection
and ready for the pan.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# :D
headed for one of several places: market, home, roast beef
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# roast beef?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Wii Wii Wii
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# MARS?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# now cut that out
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# :)
Ice-swine?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Santa Porce?
*shoehorn snaps*
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# I don't no why I'm watching this for so long thinking he'll go further... but I am... lully stuff..
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Lovely
have hug
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] There's just so many to choose from, and they all try and offer you something...


(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
# I like this, but ...
isn't it five a day for Islam? Hence "counts as one of your five-a-day"?

Isn't the 72 virgins thing propaganda, it's something about mistranslating olives or something?

I'm still clicking it, mind, because I hate pedants.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# It's a religion, so... yeah.
Wouldn't think about it too much ;)

/Atheist
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Just checked, you're right about five prayers
See here for the dope on female companions in Islamic paradise though.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
#
Any god that thinks a woman is a prize that can be handed out, is going to get such a *smack* when I get hold of him.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# speak for yourself
i'm a fucking gold cup ;D
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# allah aboard the embassy bus
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# A little something related to religious nonsense
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# considering the supposedly laid-back attitude to sexuality
that many countries boast about nowadays, it's more than a little disturbing that this hasn't received more coverage
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# That's what I was thinking
The article highlights America, but I'm sure Britain would have liked to have heard about this too, but I've heard nout on any news station.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# it seems a very strange thing to keep quiet about
after so much horror, it'd be nice to hear something good about the whole thing
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# And it'd be nice for the women to get some recognition too!
4 trips to and from that hell-hole must've been pretty scary.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# i love the way
that it says did they run away? no, THEY WERE LESBIANS.
like lesbians are the bravest people in the world. their sexual preferences had fuck all to do with them risking their lives to save other people
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# They're not lesbians, though.
Lesbians have long hair and are aged between 18 and 21, and like a bit of cock.

It's well documented.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# not the ones i know
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# The pretenders you know, you mean.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# they're really good at pretending, then
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Chrissie Hynde was a lesbian?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# What the hell has their sexuality got to do with their willingness to help out?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Hehe
so many making offers, and all of them ripping you off. And you only find out how badly they are ripping you off when you are dead and can't complain about it
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I'm a Pastafarian.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# rAmen brother
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)

very sharp
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)

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