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#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# haha
just wait until they see how he wipes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# like cats with their tongues
but worse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# He'll have to chew baccy to get rid of the taste
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# now cut that out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# He will scoot
He as already assumed the position
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# needs more skid marks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# HAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Hahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# ARRF!
Scootin' Wookie yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:50, archived)
#
haha!!


aaand... still laughing about fecal sheepdog
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:59, archived)
# That's fkn fab haha
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 4:59, archived)
# hahahaha
BAD WOOKIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# like this?
(pdjpdj, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Ooof Chewie is so polite....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# arf!
wookiee turds. like nibblonian turds, but useless as starship fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# From out the Wookie hole...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# It wont be pleasant when han has to cut the poo tangled hairs from around his anus
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# I think that's spelt Uranus
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# yes, but what about Chewbaccas?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# It'll be a Solo Mission
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Nobody wants to sit in the copilot's chair in the Millenium Falcon...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Poowie
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Haha... you as well...! ;-)
Those dots arn't fleas.... it's just minimal noise..!! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# dithering errors
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# He's trying to escape!
One brown bit(ok heap) at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# The andrex puppy may stuggle with this..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# fp? really?
i'll remember not to try so hard in future
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Use The Force Chewie
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Wolf Fish has self esteem issues.
Wants to be a Clown Fish.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Well, you cannot be a clown without clown shoes.
But I like him anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# something in a conservative brown, I presume
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Rodney Dangerfish
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
# no respect
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# one muuggly kisser, there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# "They all float down here!"
;)

haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)
# :)
Hope you're doing OK.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Bearing up ok funeral is on Thursday
booze helps for the time being
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# *hugs*
just remember, we're here if you need to talk about anything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Thank you I've been overwhelmed with the number of kinds words people have
which is helping me - I don't feel so alone now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# you're not, never forget that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# ^this
with added big huggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# B3tans do seem to generally look after each other
That's one of the things that makes this a lovely place
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# ^this
despite all the sniping and flouncing, this place has a real sense of cameraderie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# ^This.
We're all just one big family here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# That would explain some of the extra toes and fingers with our Norfolk Branch ;)
sorry Norfolk people
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# brotherly love
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# hahaha!
i like norfolk, it makes me feel less inbred
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Haha :)
A game the whole family can play.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Fastest typists in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Haha
You mean some of the weird and distorted pics I've seen on here weren't actually 'shopped at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# hope it goes as well as it can
lots of people thinking of you.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Well if I have anything to do with it it's not going to be a solemn affair
Let there be Rock AC/DC intro
Gimme all your Lovin' ZZ Top outro

James would have not wanted people to be sad for his passing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)
# i like his style :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Best thing was the funeral director who came today used to work on the buses too
on Unit2 which was James' old board and is my board he would love the fact that it's a Unit2 driver taking him on his last trip.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# the sad thing about this is
that being underwater will douse the flaming pisshammers i'd use to kill it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# arf
Although no less nonsensical than the proper words.
It really is a silly song.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# ken dodd?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Cast i n a spell of magnifiscense !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# COR!
Bet she's feisty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# This reminds me of Sparklehorse... this is a good thing....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
# And I quote:
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)
# "I'm baaaaaack"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# that's worse than my money box
which is the skull of the captain of the titanic, which i fitted with floam eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# 'splain the bit about skull of captain of Titanic
'splain explain
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# it was a ceramic skull
wearing a captain's hat with titanic written on it. as he was a relative, i decided it was just bad enough taste for me to want to buy it, so i did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Iseee
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# it's still sitting on my computer desk
staring at me with its floamy eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Captain Smith?
As portrayed by Yosser out of Boys From The Blackstuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# indeed
he was my great uncle or somesuch on my mother's side
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# and speaking of boys from the black stuff
the bloke who played the doctor lived close by when i was growing up and painted a picture of my little sister as a birthday present
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# I remember seeing a woman who was his great-granddaughter on a TV debate
giving a well-informed and very persuasive argument that the sinking wasn't Smith's fault, and he was let down by poor communications and the design of the ship, or somesuch. Presumably a cousin of yours then?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# probably
but we've got a massive family and my aunt is havinhg a lot of trouble sorting out the family tree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Then I suppose what you've found out so far
is just the tip of the iceberg...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Well that didn't go down well...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# chilling, actually
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# At least you're up front about it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# you should be the baack expert by now
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Believe you me . . . I'm working on it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
# FUCK!
8 hours board on one page? Are people starting to follow Howdy's lead?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Been really slow
but exactly what was Howdy's lead?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# He's fucked off hasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# has he?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# apparently so
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# He left for unknown reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:09, archived)
# The weird thing is, it came out of the blue, for me at least.
I didn't see him have any run ins with anyone or do anything silly like flounce. I will miss his great work to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I know he's been breaking his fingers doing proper manual labour type work recently
perhaps paying the bills and doodling for shits and giggles is incompatible for him at the moment :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)
# The real world is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# that's why i try to avoid it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# ^
i'm moving to the internet
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# i'm fucking off to spain on friday
that should help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# let us know about where the rain falls, mainly
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# in the mountains, actually
i've been stoned on my balcony and watched some cracking storms
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# then we've been fed lies forever :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# yes we have
but when it rains near the coast, it rains big time. flooded streets within 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# It was a bit sudden for me too.
I guess, as suggested below, work or something else became top priority. Bloody reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# odd though--
he alluded to "reasons" but seemed to be intentionally tight lipped about them
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Must have been something quite personal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# thus saying quite clearly
none of our business
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Whatever it is, I hope it's nothing serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# yea, like prison or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# haha
prison
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# he may be back
we'll just have to wait and see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# We can only hope. He was a good guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Lots of people on holidays
That's all
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Richard Gere's dead?
Why did no one tell me?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Richard Gere is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# But don't worry, the gerbils(s) survived.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# burrowing out isn't too difficult before rigor mortis sets in
then it's too late
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# no worries--he's immortalized in concrete
along with gerbil partner
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# oddly cute
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Hot under the collar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Hypnotic...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# I will obey obey obey . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# the cold, dead, oscillating eye of an electric lizard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Energy problem solved . . . let's all get hooked up ~ ~ ~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Yay hey... nice to see your back.. hope it's feeling better.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Where you been?
We missed you.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)
# What If?
a new meme? Give it your best shot :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:34, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# what are we, your photoshopping bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# ok, if you insist ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# i'm not your bitch
you haven't got that much money!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
#
I often think when I see a new pic 'how would smash monkey photoshop this.. because it has such worthy skills'
(craigmn Trading Since 1980, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# erm what's supposed to be funny in this pic?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# You and pissflaps stink up /links enough already
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# get to 4chan cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)
# I've never quite understood
the whole chicken thing, I guess I'm not racist enough
I mean, I know a fair few people of varying skin tones, and none of them could really be categorised by the food they eat.

weird.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Someone posted some of this facile shit on the gayshift a while back
and when I called them out for posting racist garbage, they claimed I was bullying them. See, that's how much of a cunt you have to be to find this stuff funny, Toasty. Just being a suave cunt isn't enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# It's a sad day when drinking martini in a smoking jacket and making flippant remarks
isn't considered being enough of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)
# You might see yourself as a cunt
but you're not a fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Tough times for you and The Penguin my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)
# I said flippant not flipper
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Haha fuck it
I thought you'd post your Penguin pic and save the thread :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)
# which one?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)
# which led to possibly my favourite B3ta moment...
www.b3ta.com/board/8706692
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Aww that's sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I know you've done lots of top drawings since
but this one is still my favourite.

3 years down the line and Lolly has grown up enough to be called "Lauren" but she's still obsessed with poo!

3 years down the line and my eyes are getting worse. It looks as if she's written "you are runny".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Maybe he is runny honey on toast?
I like to think putting honey on toast makes it happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Oh that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha
that is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Excellent!
I missed that the first time around. Thanks for the spaz!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Nice save :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Happy Toast probably is gay
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I LOL'ed in my pants
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Er, wouldn't penguin poo be white with bits of black in?
Other than that, I LOLd so hard that some poo came out.
(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Supposedly...
...fine American gentlemen and women of African origin have a predilection for fried chicken.
(Newshack is rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# says who?
I've never heard this outside of b3ta

I must lead a freakishly sheltered life

and by sheltered I mean not surrounded by racists
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Just been to a KFC
It was shit, I only saw white people in tracksuits inside it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# You can't just declare a new meme
They have to arise organically
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# I think this is supposed to be some kind of obscure joke
He can't possibly have been here for 5 years and stil have no idea of how b3ta works?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Are you
Claudio Allia?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# no


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# He must be
I mean, surely he wouldn't just post someone else's work?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# No way, only a complete bastard would do something like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# I'll leave you to do your own photoshopping.
I need to PhotoShop someone holding down a Bm chord on a shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Don't be a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# It's too late
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Not impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)
# sucks to be you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Well, it seems like a good time to post Cooking With Dead Celebrities
newyork.grubstreet.com/2011/08/cooking_with_dead_celebrities.html
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Here you go

 
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Rock Jaw Jackson


Click for bigger (235 kb)
Meet Rock Jaw Jackson. His jowls are built like an ox, his chiseled chest is harder than a porcelain toilet and his tree-trunk thighs are more robust than a steel-encased fortress of brick. Ladies love him for his golden hair, uncanny wizardry in the sack, and a rear end as firm as a prize-winning bull moose. Unfortunately, these same women quickly bore of him after intercourse, for he's dumber than a bag of hammers and prone to putting his sexual conquests in headlocks while cuddling.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# sexy, strong and dumb?
just my type!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful as always DGM!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
#
thx as always!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:57, archived)
# "His chest is harder than a porcelain toilet"
Great line!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# ooh
this is very fine
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Hey, Daniel
sry for the late reply.
Haven't seen you post for a while, but that could be because I'm here less :-)
Top work as ever, you weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Silly thing for to bring joy to the hearts of downcast b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I love a good giraffe solo, me!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# me also Waspy
me also.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# neck sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Haha!
You know I never even thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
# hahaha
giraffe wanker
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# i'm not downcast
but i still like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Thanks
I might try and expand it to a whole band
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# turtle banjo! do a turtle banjo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Hehehe
I'll see what I can do...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I love how it hits the high notes !
I now have the joy and yes I have been beat downcasted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Y E S !

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# What is he playing?
Some kind of fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Porpoise Haze
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# surely its bass
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh? Meh.
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Everyone loves a nice arse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# They certainly are popular
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# It's...a..bum!
I can say 'bum', right?
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# What the Clownfish?
Have you done that for?
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Spoon moons !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Yeah...I'll wait here and await your feedback
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] If the Muppets can do it...


Click for bigger (125 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Hehe!
Yousa silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# But just think of all the spin-off products
My first Predator/Alien, AVP Babies spaghetti, AVP Babies jigsaws, AVP Babies lunch boxes, AVP Babies rucksacks, AVP Babies drinks.....
I'd be rich rich I tell you....
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK GADDAFI!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# So Gaddafi is the good one?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I think so
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)
# But the UN turns out to be his father
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
#
NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# All so true :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

Slow today eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)
# ?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# There's a lot of Hart about today
that's always a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Morphlols
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:32, archived)
# haha, nice one
yeah it is a bit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahahahah
ace - I love Nina - she's so Scottish!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Hello you! :)
At least someone gets it...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:40, archived)
# You have clearly used
ALL the colours in the MS Pain palette.

/click.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# AND orange...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# You've worked for one of my old clients!!!
*Came to my desk one day, to find a brown paper envelope with blue biro scribbles all over it (much like yours)
Underneath which was written "Can you make it look like this, but better?"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Aw.
Have an old skug in a mug in a skug jug.


(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Aww I want a jug like that! :D
I'm surprised IKEA haven't jumped on board with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Beware the furious skug-mug-jug
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# As long as the Frumious Bandersnatch isn't coming along as well
I think I should be alright :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# i had to fill the white space
....with mostly more white space
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# You've been practicing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Lovely.
Might as well take the chance to ask any video editing types who might be hanging around.

I've just bought a second hand laptop. It has to 500gb HDDs in RAID 0.

I want to do video editing, not gaming so:

Is it better to split them into two separate drives? (One for OS, one for video)

Is it much hassle to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
I store the raw files on the second (internal) hdd and use the main hdd for the OS, Sony vegas and finished files. It seems to render videos faster than when I stored the raw files on the first drive with everything else
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
# That's what I'm aiming at
Faster video editing. A quick Googling suggests that two HDDs is probably better than one but I'm having trouble working out if RAID 0 is enough faster to cancel that out.

I'm guessing not.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# You guess right, in the scenario you describe RAID will decrease performance.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Cheers both.
now to decide whether I can be arsed breaking the RAID array or just plug in the external drive when I want to do some editing.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Spin me another edible yarn . . . I too am famished
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Where Tony Hart shows kids how to get inspired by the interwebs

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:20, archived)
# This is brilliant! :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
#
*blushes*

*rapes gently in gratitude*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I like how he looks slightly evil
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Happens after a few years in the grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# ha ha!
Though he might inspire some dentists
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# There's a slight 'Phantasm' look about him, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# he should never have given away his cormorant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# That's the sort of line I'd want to say to a Russian Agent on a Park Bench to confirm secret identities, and then swap briefcases
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# You should swap seabirds instead
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Do you think that's how Tony received kids' work for the SMart gallery?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# :D
/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
# There's a slight look about him that I can only describe as
Busey.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Rawr
Do de do de do dooo de do doooo de do dooo do dooooo

HOCharles Age 11 and a half
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# An excellent Jo Brand Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
# deserves more replies.


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Yes.
I'll do one.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Replies
replies x1000000
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I fucking love this.
Nice to see I'm not the only that still fucking loves this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
# More replies
Never!
Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:46, archived)
# I love this!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# man
that is an ace sketch. Im really jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(arctisticus, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# oh lordly
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Walkers cheese and onion are the wrong colour packets. I recommend you switch to a different brand immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Golden wonder
and McCoys to name a few.
Blue = sea = fish & chips = salt and vineger
Green = veg = Cheese and Onion
Its fucking simple people!
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# good afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha
that was a great film. I learned lots about that period of history from watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Not since The English Patient
was such a film created scientifically in a laboratory to appeal to Daily Mail reading middle class numpties.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Not really
I think that would be more like Night of the Living Dead but with immigrants instead of zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I can see it now.
"The recently deceased are coming back to life... as FOREIGNERS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# They must love Dracula too
A nefarious Eastern European, smuggling himself over here...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I was really disappointed with the film after seeing the rave reviews
- its just so safe and utterly predictable. And the line when Colin Firth shouts "I HAVE A VOICE!" and the Captain Barbossa goes "Yes... yes you do.." [cringes]
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Arr, it be 'ard to reconcile they be the same man.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I also fail to see what's so Daily Maily about The English Patient
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# oh dear
we don't seem to agree on anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I think we would agree that the Daily Mail is a crock of shite
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Yet he suceeds as a member of the Beach Boys.
ba ba ba ba barbaresco
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] *May contain kicking*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Oh spang!
and yay! That made me groan and laugh at the same time (groaph)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha, it's the knowledge that you know what's coming, but you have to keep reading
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# preparing for the pain!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Okay kids, drugs are bad m'kay.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# He lies back and allows the mice to scurry over him, nibbling crumbs from his whiskers, as he dreams of banjo-playing toads and erudite decorative book-ends...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# i has a spoon too
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# this gives me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Pea-roasted soupdragon

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Quite an organised junkie
Got his own little board and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Is there a
Marvelous Mechanical Meth Organ?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# :)
There SHOULD be
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I was inspired on saturday morning (29 years ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# 01 811 8055
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I'd like to swap my broken Scalextric for some space lego.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# You know, in all the time watching Swap Shop,
I never figured out which half of the list was on offer and which half was the 'wanted'. There's a huge syntactic ambiguity in the concept of 'swapping X for Y'.

And hands off my Space LEGO.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# 0898 50 50 50
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# ^ This is probably more relevant to the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:27, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRRwORA1-ic#t=30s
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# although it does seem this is the one i remember...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN-8m2KbJLQ
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Ah, I was thinking of 0891 35 35 35
I don't want to know why I remember that
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Swap Shop
BBC Television Centre
London
W12 8QT
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Multi-Coloured Head-Swap!

EDIT: Who was it did the Mutli-Coloured Fwap-Shop version of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I did head swap


I'm sure fwap shop will appear any moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# * Waits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# was it this one?
www.b3ta.com/board/10513274
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Phew!! Good job I was browsing...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Hurrah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# That's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
# If we have a quick whip-round, we can probably persuade Cheggers to go round Noel's castle, armed, and give the prick a Crinkly Bottom he won't forget too soon.
*chips in a quid*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# 0_0
That was heading into erotic fan-fiction territory there!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha,
don't get me started on Maggie Philbin...

Actually, do. Please do get me started on Maggie Philbin.
Even now, I probably still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha
you dirty dirty boy. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# She's available for bookings! I might hire her to preside over my exorcism. And her current publicity shot is pretty saucy, one must admit.
www.primeperformers.co.uk/index.php?speakerName=maggie+philbin&x=0&y=0&page=search
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
Craven is frightening
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I forgot about this one
(waxdart hello., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# nice :)
"Monday Monday, can't trust that day,
Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how could you leave and not take me".

- Muammar Cass
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Somehow I don't think he'll be choking on any sandwiches...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Did you shop on the glasses?
there's no way they're real, he'd look ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Model's own...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# time for a pea...cats have alot to answer for...


(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Mighty hair chest!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 5:19, archived)

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