arf!
wookiee turds. like nibblonian turds, but useless as starship fuel.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:05,
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It wont be pleasant when han has to cut the poo tangled hairs from around his anus
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:17,
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Nobody wants to sit in the copilot's chair in the Millenium Falcon...
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:23,
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Haha... you as well...! ;-)
Those dots arn't fleas.... it's just minimal noise..!! ;-)
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:45,
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Well, you cannot be a clown without clown shoes.
But I like him anyway.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:19,
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Bearing up ok funeral is on Thursday
booze helps for the time being
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:39,
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*hugs*
just remember, we're here if you need to talk about anything
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:40,
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Thank you I've been overwhelmed with the number of kinds words people have
which is helping me - I don't feel so alone now.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:42,
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B3tans do seem to generally look after each other
That's one of the things that makes this a lovely place
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:53,
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^this
despite all the sniping and flouncing, this place has a real sense of cameraderie
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:56,
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That would explain some of the extra toes and fingers with our Norfolk Branch ;)
sorry Norfolk people
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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Haha
You mean some of the weird and distorted pics I've seen on here weren't actually 'shopped at all?
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:05,
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hope it goes as well as it can
lots of people thinking of you.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:47,
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Well if I have anything to do with it it's not going to be a solemn affair
Let there be Rock AC/DC intro
Gimme all your Lovin' ZZ Top outro
James would have not wanted people to be sad for his passing.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:51,
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Gimme all your Lovin' ZZ Top outro
James would have not wanted people to be sad for his passing.
Best thing was the funeral director who came today used to work on the buses too
on Unit2 which was James' old board and is my board he would love the fact that it's a Unit2 driver taking him on his last trip.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:18,
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the sad thing about this is
that being underwater will douse the flaming pisshammers i'd use to kill it
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:30,
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"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray!"
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:02,
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arf
Although no less nonsensical than the proper words.
It really is a silly song.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:00,
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It really is a silly song.
And I quote:
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
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Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:27,
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that's worse than my money box
which is the skull of the captain of the titanic, which i fitted with floam eyeballs
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:36,
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'splain the bit about skull of captain of Titanic
'splain explain
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:41,
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it was a ceramic skull
wearing a captain's hat with titanic written on it. as he was a relative, i decided it was just bad enough taste for me to want to buy it, so i did.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:46,
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it's still sitting on my computer desk
staring at me with its floamy eyes
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:54,
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Captain Smith?
As portrayed by Yosser out of Boys From The Blackstuff?
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:57,
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and speaking of boys from the black stuff
the bloke who played the doctor lived close by when i was growing up and painted a picture of my little sister as a birthday present
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:00,
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I remember seeing a woman who was his great-granddaughter on a TV debate
giving a well-informed and very persuasive argument that the sinking wasn't Smith's fault, and he was let down by poor communications and the design of the ship, or somesuch. Presumably a cousin of yours then?
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:04,
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probably
but we've got a massive family and my aunt is havinhg a lot of trouble sorting out the family tree
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:07,
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Then I suppose what you've found out so far
is just the tip of the iceberg...
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:38,
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FUCK!
8 hours board on one page? Are people starting to follow Howdy's lead?
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:57,
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The weird thing is, it came out of the blue, for me at least.
I didn't see him have any run ins with anyone or do anything silly like flounce. I will miss his great work to be honest.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:17,
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I know he's been breaking his fingers doing proper manual labour type work recently
perhaps paying the bills and doodling for shits and giggles is incompatible for him at the moment :(
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:22,
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in the mountains, actually
i've been stoned on my balcony and watched some cracking storms
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:41,
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yes we have
but when it rains near the coast, it rains big time. flooded streets within 5 minutes.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:45,
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It was a bit sudden for me too.
I guess, as suggested below, work or something else became top priority. Bloody reality.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:34,
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odd though--
he alluded to "reasons" but seemed to be intentionally tight lipped about them
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:40,
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burrowing out isn't too difficult before rigor mortis sets in
then it's too late
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:48,
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no worries--he's immortalized in concrete
along with gerbil partner
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:15,
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Yay hey... nice to see your back.. hope it's feeling better.. ;-)
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:30,
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I often think when I see a new pic 'how would smash monkey photoshop this.. because it has such worthy skills'
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:23,
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I've never quite understood
the whole chicken thing, I guess I'm not racist enough
I mean, I know a fair few people of varying skin tones, and none of them could really be categorised by the food they eat.
weird.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:22,
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I mean, I know a fair few people of varying skin tones, and none of them could really be categorised by the food they eat.
weird.
Someone posted some of this facile shit on the gayshift a while back
and when I called them out for posting racist garbage, they claimed I was bullying them. See, that's how much of a cunt you have to be to find this stuff funny, Toasty. Just being a suave cunt isn't enough.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:36,
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It's a sad day when drinking martini in a smoking jacket and making flippant remarks
isn't considered being enough of a cunt
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:40,
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You might see yourself as a cunt
but you're not a fucking cunt.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:42,
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Haha fuck it
I thought you'd post your Penguin pic and save the thread :)
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:47,
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I know you've done lots of top drawings since
but this one is still my favourite.
3 years down the line and Lolly has grown up enough to be called "Lauren" but she's still obsessed with poo!
3 years down the line and my eyes are getting worse. It looks as if she's written "you are runny".
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:01,
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3 years down the line and Lolly has grown up enough to be called "Lauren" but she's still obsessed with poo!
3 years down the line and my eyes are getting worse. It looks as if she's written "you are runny".
Maybe he is runny honey on toast?
I like to think putting honey on toast makes it happy.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:11,
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Excellent!
I missed that the first time around. Thanks for the spaz!
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Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:33,
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Er, wouldn't penguin poo be white with bits of black in?
Other than that, I LOLd so hard that some poo came out.
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Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:25,
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Supposedly...
...fine American gentlemen and women of African origin have a predilection for fried chicken.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:13,
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says who?
I've never heard this outside of b3ta
I must lead a freakishly sheltered life
and by sheltered I mean not surrounded by racists
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:23,
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I must lead a freakishly sheltered life
and by sheltered I mean not surrounded by racists
Just been to a KFC
It was shit, I only saw white people in tracksuits inside it
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:11,
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You can't just declare a new meme
They have to arise organically
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:43,
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I think this is supposed to be some kind of obscure joke
He can't possibly have been here for 5 years and stil have no idea of how b3ta works?
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:48,
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He must be
I mean, surely he wouldn't just post someone else's work?
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:50,
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I'll leave you to do your own photoshopping.
I need to PhotoShop someone holding down a Bm chord on a shoe.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:08,
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Well, it seems like a good time to post Cooking With Dead Celebrities
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Rock Jaw Jackson
Click for bigger (235 kb)
Meet Rock Jaw Jackson. His jowls are built like an ox, his chiseled chest is harder than a porcelain toilet and his tree-trunk thighs are more robust than a steel-encased fortress of brick. Ladies love him for his golden hair, uncanny wizardry in the sack, and a rear end as firm as a prize-winning bull moose. Unfortunately, these same women quickly bore of him after intercourse, for he's dumber than a bag of hammers and prone to putting his sexual conquests in headlocks while cuddling.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:08,
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Click for bigger (235 kb)
Meet Rock Jaw Jackson. His jowls are built like an ox, his chiseled chest is harder than a porcelain toilet and his tree-trunk thighs are more robust than a steel-encased fortress of brick. Ladies love him for his golden hair, uncanny wizardry in the sack, and a rear end as firm as a prize-winning bull moose. Unfortunately, these same women quickly bore of him after intercourse, for he's dumber than a bag of hammers and prone to putting his sexual conquests in headlocks while cuddling.
Hey, Daniel
sry for the late reply.
Haven't seen you post for a while, but that could be because I'm here less :-)
Top work as ever, you weirdo.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:41,
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Haven't seen you post for a while, but that could be because I'm here less :-)
Top work as ever, you weirdo.
Silly thing for to bring joy to the hearts of downcast b3tans.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:47,
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I love how it hits the high notes !
I now have the joy and yes I have been beat downcasted !
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 18:44,
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But just think of all the spin-off products
My first Predator/Alien, AVP Babies spaghetti, AVP Babies jigsaws, AVP Babies lunch boxes, AVP Babies rucksacks, AVP Babies drinks.....
I'd be rich rich I tell you....
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:08,
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I'd be rich rich I tell you....
You have clearly used
ALL the colours in the MS Pain palette.
/click.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:44,
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/click.
You've worked for one of my old clients!!!
*Came to my desk one day, to find a brown paper envelope with blue biro scribbles all over it (much like yours)
Underneath which was written "Can you make it look like this, but better?"
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:50,
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Underneath which was written "Can you make it look like this, but better?"
Aww I want a jug like that! :D
I'm surprised IKEA haven't jumped on board with it.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:07,
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Beware the furious skug-mug-jug
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:16,
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As long as the Frumious Bandersnatch isn't coming along as well
I think I should be alright :)
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:07,
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i had to fill the white space
....with mostly more white space
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:08,
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Lovely.
Might as well take the chance to ask any video editing types who might be hanging around.
I've just bought a second hand laptop. It has to 500gb HDDs in RAID 0.
I want to do video editing, not gaming so:
Is it better to split them into two separate drives? (One for OS, one for video)
Is it much hassle to do that?
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:35,
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I've just bought a second hand laptop. It has to 500gb HDDs in RAID 0.
I want to do video editing, not gaming so:
Is it better to split them into two separate drives? (One for OS, one for video)
Is it much hassle to do that?
I store the raw files on the second (internal) hdd and use the main hdd for the OS, Sony vegas and finished files. It seems to render videos faster than when I stored the raw files on the first drive with everything else
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:04,
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That's what I'm aiming at
Faster video editing. A quick Googling suggests that two HDDs is probably better than one but I'm having trouble working out if RAID 0 is enough faster to cancel that out.
I'm guessing not.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:07,
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I'm guessing not.
You guess right, in the scenario you describe RAID will decrease performance.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:41,
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Cheers both.
now to decide whether I can be arsed breaking the RAID array or just plug in the external drive when I want to do some editing.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:48,
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Where Tony Hart shows kids how to get inspired by the interwebs
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:20,
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That's the sort of line I'd want to say to a Russian Agent on a Park Bench to confirm secret identities, and then swap briefcases
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:46,
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Do you think that's how Tony received kids' work for the SMart gallery?
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:15,
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There's a slight look about him that I can only describe as
Busey.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:36,
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Rawr
Do de do de do dooo de do doooo de do dooo do dooooo
HOCharles Age 11 and a half
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:16,
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HOCharles Age 11 and a half
I fucking love this.
Nice to see I'm not the only that still fucking loves this guy.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:44,
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Walkers cheese and onion are the wrong colour packets. I recommend you switch to a different brand immediately.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:06,
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Golden wonder
and McCoys to name a few.
Blue = sea = fish & chips = salt and vineger
Green = veg = Cheese and Onion
Its fucking simple people!
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:49,
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Blue = sea = fish & chips = salt and vineger
Green = veg = Cheese and Onion
Its fucking simple people!
hahaha
that was a great film. I learned lots about that period of history from watching it.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:39,
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Not since The English Patient
was such a film created scientifically in a laboratory to appeal to Daily Mail reading middle class numpties.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:48,
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Not really
I think that would be more like Night of the Living Dead but with immigrants instead of zombies.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:55,
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I can see it now.
"The recently deceased are coming back to life... as FOREIGNERS!"
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:58,
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They must love Dracula too
A nefarious Eastern European, smuggling himself over here...
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:03,
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I was really disappointed with the film after seeing the rave reviews
- its just so safe and utterly predictable. And the line when Colin Firth shouts "I HAVE A VOICE!" and the Captain Barbossa goes "Yes... yes you do.." [cringes]
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:01,
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I also fail to see what's so Daily Maily about The English Patient
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:59,
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I think we would agree that the Daily Mail is a crock of shite
:)
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:04,
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Yet he suceeds as a member of the Beach Boys.
ba ba ba ba barbaresco
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:49,
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Oh spang!
and yay! That made me groan and laugh at the same time (groaph)
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:44,
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hahaha, it's the knowledge that you know what's coming, but you have to keep reading
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:52,
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He lies back and allows the mice to scurry over him, nibbling crumbs from his whiskers, as he dreams of banjo-playing toads and erudite decorative book-ends...
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:43,
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Quite an organised junkie
Got his own little board and everything
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:12,
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You know, in all the time watching Swap Shop,
I never figured out which half of the list was on offer and which half was the 'wanted'. There's a huge syntactic ambiguity in the concept of 'swapping X for Y'.
And hands off my Space LEGO.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:18,
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And hands off my Space LEGO.
Ah, I was thinking of 0891 35 35 35
I don't want to know why I remember that
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:15,
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Multi-Coloured Head-Swap!
EDIT: Who was it did the Mutli-Coloured Fwap-Shop version of this?
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:21,
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EDIT: Who was it did the Mutli-Coloured Fwap-Shop version of this?
If we have a quick whip-round, we can probably persuade Cheggers to go round Noel's castle, armed, and give the prick a Crinkly Bottom he won't forget too soon.
*chips in a quid*
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:23,
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hahaha,
don't get me started on Maggie Philbin...
Actually, do. Please do get me started on Maggie Philbin.
Even now, I probably still would.
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:34,
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Actually, do. Please do get me started on Maggie Philbin.
Even now, I probably still would.
She's available for bookings! I might hire her to preside over my exorcism. And her current publicity shot is pretty saucy, one must admit.
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We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp!
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nice :)
"Monday Monday, can't trust that day,
Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how could you leave and not take me".
- Muammar Cass
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Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:16,
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Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how could you leave and not take me".
- Muammar Cass
Did you shop on the glasses?
there's no way they're real, he'd look ridiculous.
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