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# I thought I would shop a kitten to celebrate . . .


I think I may have broken it . . .
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# I made a jelly
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)
# I like this.
Reminds me of a bbc2 link.
In a good way.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)
# I want to lick it.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# i want to bend right over, lube it up and....
ahem
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# maybe you're still hot for some celebrating the glorious 10th love action?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Andrew!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
# might take a bit of explaining...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Sorry Dr I fell down the stairs and inserted 10 years into my bum
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Nice:D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)
# This is excellent :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:45, archived)
# this kitten disturbs me
fuck it, i'm off.
g'night all!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)
# night smashy!!!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:03, archived)
# larvely.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)
# you need to punch it harder.
Woosome.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)
# I think that proves
that kitten is just evil
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:46, archived)
# That looks obscene.
Is it really just a bird's mouth?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:46, archived)
# A beak's a magistrate
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# It's okay to wank to it
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Again?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:03, archived)
# no, that's a triangular cut
usually where a roof timber is joined to the wallplate
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)
#

(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Fucking hell!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# woah, fuck
*obeys*
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Hey you guys!
(woo!)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Clown Bag
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Ronseal
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)
# .
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Shit scary
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# if my eldest son saw this thread he would
have a shit :D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Well have one more to threaten him with :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:29, archived)
# clowns taste
funny.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)
# they taste like chicken, but
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:28, archived)
# I recognise that pic from a looong time ago!




Yay!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:07, archived)
# the hook is what awaits all clowns
if i have my way
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Fuck off to the moon
in a shit-powered spaceship.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Well
forgive me for making something.

I tell you what, if you don't like it, don't comment. Or make something else?

/arsey
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Blimey
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)
# It's a good
insult isn't it. You'll be using it in the playground to scare off the bigger boys at school tomorrow.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Ilort is a clown
You've hurt his feelings
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Yup.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Do you work for NASA?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Worse than that. I have echolalia. Or whatever the text-based version of that might be.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)
# He probably cries when there's no-one around
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# I like
bag
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# You like bag?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
# I like
bag please
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Bag
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# *clicks* :)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Disturbing
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Polite
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# "Is he still there?"
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)
# A lot of people say to me
'get out of my garden'
/Michael redmond
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Joe Pasquale!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)
# I'm afraid so.
YAY!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# He looks so sad
Nobody will play with him
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Well, at least he put wellies on
You have to give him that
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# "What is he doing now?"
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Is this a series of self portraits?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I think he's trying
to disguise himself as a flow,but I recognise those wellingtons.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# No self respecting flow would be caught dead in THOSE wellingtons
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# "Quick, kids, come and see!"
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# I think
I like him better this way up.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)
# He smiles now!
If his nipples were eyes. Which they obviously are.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)
# That means he was surprised/worried in previous pictures
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Ahaha,
what's he going to do next?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Hold the pose
until the press arrive.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Its as if he's vanished into thin air.
That's proper camouflage, that is :)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:36, archived)
# I /wish/.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Haha :)
Reminds me strangely of this sketch from the criminally under-appreciated Jam:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhKla4MEstY&feature=related
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# I don't trust him.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Grapes!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# raisins of disquiet
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)
# raisin d'etre
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Shhh
you'll work out how I make jokes..
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
# The melons of opportunity
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
#
hahahaha
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# fruits of the forest
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# I like
your style!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Are you trying to
chat me up?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
# plums of disappointment
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] At least it doesn't seam to be a tearoast....
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# well I liked it...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)
# bloody hell!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
# wow, it's
Mick Toby, hello sah! Would you like a waffer-theen 2003?

I still have that phone you sent me :)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha
That's basically why /board isn't loading at the moment :)

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Hooray!
'Phant-tastic.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)
# STAMP STAMP STAMP
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)
# I like
your style.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# bloody two-footed typists!


woo!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
#
10th Anniversary icon b3ta.com/features/appeal/
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# ha
lovely
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Hahaha, woo!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)
# hurrah!
Tracey is most impressed....
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Ivor!
been a while...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# I'm reading that...
...in a Black Country accent. All Roight Skip!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Rogan!
You were one of the first people to chat to me when I joined - bloody hell, good to see you again.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# ha
yeah, I used to be around a lot more. hello again!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# hehehe....
podersxoplfcdx rlodxr clrlrl;dr.fc
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Odd, can't see the post on /board
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:56, archived)
# onrdsoipdropneratpnwato'pnraetnopo-nware
we4powepowseopmwepo[wep-[eswp[we[wesp[ew[jewpo-[weews[o-ewso-[mwe[-mewspo-[eswpo[mwesp-[ewp[mews[p=ep[=ewp[mesw[pedp[=mewp[=medmjedp[=meqap=[edfp[edp[=]eqap]k,ep[]wak,wp]a[as]pasp[]fawp[],asdfp[]kasf[pp[wap[wap[]fwapkafwp]kafp]wksafp]fap][kfap[]afsp[]fasp[kafp[afp[asfp[afp[kaefp[kafesp[kpa[kfa
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# It is my deduction from that experiment that he's trying to type 'fwapfwapfwapfwap...'
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Even death cannot keep him down!
..yes it's rubbish, but not done this sort of thing before!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)
# he really shouldn't eat liquorice
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Too soon!
He wouldn't be that decayed yet.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Getting a bit of red eye there
I'd imagine he looks much better in natural light
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Is he dead?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)
# The Big Sea.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# He drowned?
His official website hasn't been informed.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# yep
died in sydney yesterday - lymphoma - 30 fucking 9 for gods sake - what a waste!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Such a shame too..
I think he was great in the Spartacus role. Not seen anything else he did mind you..
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)
# This isnt! ITS HORRIBLE!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)
# i'm glad you posted that
someone linked to the daily mail version of the story earlier
but i've blocked the site on principle so i've been burning with idle curiosity ever since
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I want one..................
not so much Go-cat ,more Glow-cat
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)
# i'm happy for him
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# *splooge*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:10, archived)
# *sponges down*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Haha! Nicely :)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# never understood this Zalgo "he comes" thing...is it some former meme?
is there some relevant gibberish I should mutter to a post?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)
# It's an internet version of Lovecraft, sort of.
Cthulhu + bit decay, basically.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# HP Lovecraft
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# haha..........that "interest over time" chart is possibly the opposite of mine
...such is the internet :)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Old-Ones know how to pass the time between.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I love this
*click* *click* *click*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Superb
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# That is awesome
WOO
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)
# silky smooth
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Woo
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# That is brilliant.
I want to have surgery to become a tentacly-thing, just so I can ride a penny farthing THAT stylishly.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# He comes
Photobucket
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# heheheh
due to watching the grim adventures of billy and mandy(as a friend compared me to mandy), i look at this and think of nergal
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)
# roffles
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Yay
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha
loon:D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# pffffft!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# take on me
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# hahahahhaah! top use of the Zalgo brand :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Hahaha-bwahahaHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# that's proper nice that is
:)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Oh him...... again....
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# i'd never piss and moan about an influx of cocks
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)
# I don't get it,
but I like it.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I think 10 years calls for a lap of honour by rob
EDIT: meme edit 4 compo ;)


(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# *awaits*
EDIT: i love you, you glorious basket case
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Exciting
isn't it.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# very
i'm almost soiling my leggings in anticipation and cheap wine
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
# my gusset
is sodden.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:02, archived)
# mine too
lend us a tena
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# ha ha ha.
Brill!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# So that's *when* it will appear
Question is where?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# I see what you're doing...
*has come from QOTW pic*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
# The best thing about this is that you tried to post it on /talk and the whole thing is now ruined.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# swift detour via the off topic board
temp logistical tits up

at least I deserved to be called a cunt over at talk this time ;)
www.b3ta.com/talk/7309702
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# They're a whole charm school unto themselves aren't they?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)
# they're very special
let's put it that way
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# what a bunch of wankers.

EDIT: bugger, did I say that out loud?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I've got a plan for that board
..best served cold ;)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)
# You should have done an
ascii version for the talk section.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Better than that
we should ALL start trolling /talk with ASCII pictures
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# i can't
i've had a drink. i love everyoner when i've had a drink.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)
# go on Smash
get in there, we're right behind you
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)
# It's easy
Here's a CDC:

8===o

Edit: www.b3ta.com/talk/7309794
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)
# nah
i've got about a pint of cheap wine left and i need food before i drink it and crash out watching the evil dead.
againj.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)
# what is this i don't even
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Fantastic!
Well done...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I've no idea how you did it and frankly i don't care
i just crawled out of the woodwork so that i could say that i was here on this auspicious day.

I love you all.

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Excellent
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Wow it's like a b3ta museum with guided tour!
Yay, that was fun.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:10, archived)
# superb!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:10, archived)
# brilliant as always
i still don't know how to make a pic linkable like you have done
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)
# I don't know how I found this out
*a href="http://deriair.blogspot.com"* *img src="http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/88136/1306583043/deriairbadge.jpg"/*

Ive replaced the little triangle with stars so you can see the code
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# <a href="http://www.link.com"><img src="www.image.com/pic.jpg"></a>
like that
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# ah right, cheers lads
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I think you have to use the upload codez
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# den we gots to turn da keyz at da same tiem
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# And for gawds sake remember to USE TEH GEL
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
#

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Just came from Links
this is wonderful

Rob makes an excellent Penelope!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)
# FP!
That would confuse the fcuk out of everything.

Nice work fella.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# ^ This
* HARD
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Oh yes
must be done!
(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Wahey!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Very very good indeed.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Amazing work =]
Click 'n Woo!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
# b3ta is older than that!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# skug!
*huggleglomps*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)
# howdy
who said b3ta was 10 years old? i remember it from 1999... sites had a revamp since... but its older than 10 years (i know this because I was at college)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# i haven't been around for that long
but old-time lurker rollingcabbage was just here(and let me use him as a windbreeak to go to the shop for booze) and he said the same thing
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)
# i remember when panasonic was called zoot too...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# i don't
i've only been here a little over 4 years
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Dunno
but the FP is goin with it so...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)
# bah its lies!
I remember when all this where fields...
format was different back in the days
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
# i once filled that all in
and waited for something to happen...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)
# the /board part isn't that old
or at least not this board
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# had a revamp
im sure i signed up then the format changed and i didnt bother signing up for another 5 years, just lurked for ages
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Marvelous stuff!
And as \talk is constantly invading the other boards to post silly text, WHY can't we invade /talk and post silly images!?

I demand an inquiry!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# you could post one of them annoying massive pictures made from text
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# that is all kinds of FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!
love this *clickety click*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Outstanding!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# You utter loon
I love it
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Fuckingsuperb:D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# God I love that movie
so much stuff in the '80s was one-of-a-kind unique ideas never repeated.

What were they on back then!?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# bbc
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)
# A glorious epic!
Pure b3ta
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# it was 50/50
if I was on everyone's hate list for a moment there ;)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)
# clicked enthusiastically :D
top notch stuff.
and bollocks to /talk. they are all (well, mostly all) sub-normal mouth breathing bottom feeders.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:18, archived)
# top! :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Are Clay having a laugh?
Well I am!

Fucking genius mate. Have a throbbing *click*
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:36, archived)
# (1 of 4)
as it's on four boards you can get 4 clicks!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)
# genius
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
This sums it up quite nicely.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# surely the talk section
would just go round and round in circles then disappear up its own arse?
(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Fappy Racers!
Waddington's? Don't mind if I do
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Guilt post.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Duly noted.
Nice.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Yeah...
But where's our fucking text!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# You only held out 8 minutes you big wimp.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Hey
I'm a nice guy, what can I say.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# There is trifle - thank god!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# There is god - thank trifle!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:13, archived)
# hallelujah!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# God is trifle - there, thank.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:15, archived)
# There trifle - is god thank?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:15, archived)
# I see the light, I see the light
and the nice creamy topping with hundreds of thousands
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Just don't nick the last glacé cherry.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# That sounds like a challenge :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:24, archived)
# trifle is fucking horrible
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Heathen
bow to the mighty trifle and repent!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
# NEVER!
trifle contains custard, the anal pus of satan himself.
most trifle also contains banana. i believe i've made my view of bananas clear.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I've never had banana in my trifles
I tend to do the Birds Trifles and I love custard and I love jelly with sponge fingers and I love the creamy topping with hundreds of thousands and together they are truly nom :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# i respect you choice
but i cannot agree with it.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)
# chief's
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Fuck off to the moon
in a shit powered space ship.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)
# In *a* shit powered space ship
^ fixed it for you ^
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)
# What?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Pardon?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Fuck off to the moon
in a shit-powered spaceship.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Yes, yes,
that is what I wrote.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)
# /ninja
Is there anything you especially like to shove up your bum?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Caramel?
I stick with my first answer.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# read the faq!
jeezus

also, woo
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I read it
but I'm an anarchist now.
With my nine to five corporate office job and wife and Ocado deliveries.

SMASH THE STATE.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:36, archived)
# BUT SAVE WAITROSE
WE LIKE WAITROSE
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Hello
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Wow!
Hello.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# bloody hell!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# WHAT FUCKING TIME DO YOU CALL THIS???
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Waves
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)
# bloody hell!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# *waves back*
Cor, isn't it past both us bedtimes?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Alas
Yes - struggles to type and think at same time due to late hour
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:12, archived)
# It's sad, isn't it?
Right well... I'm for bed. See you around again I hope.

Happy Birthday All. :3
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# What has happened to you all?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# *double gasp*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# *gasp*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# there's a shark eating that chicken leg
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Happy Birthday B3ta!
FAQ ME! GO ON! FAQ ME YOU LOW LIFE JIZZ WITCHES! YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I AM INVINCIBLE!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)
# He is, you know.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# *drops monocle*
I say!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I like
your style!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I bet you do.
However, I do have a back up picture to post if I suddenly feel all cowardly.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# you've gone this long
don't give in soldier
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# *faqs bovine hard in the arse*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
# And mouth
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# sorry, that should be mouth first, then arse, then mouth again.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I do not
do the pornographies, and if I did there would be no mouth to arse to mouth stuff. I'm a straight up shitting down the japs eye kinda guy.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# If your shit fits down a japs eye it must be very long and stringy.
You are a goldfish AICMFP
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# I only
go for men with japs eyes that you can fit a fist in.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# haha - now put a picture on the talk board -- gawan yeh fearless fecker!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Steady on,
lets not go crazy.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)
# ....
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# GWaaaan..
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE TEXT!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE CAPSLOCK!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Gonna need a bigger spoon!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Where we're going
you don't need spoons.

*spill soup*

bugger...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# don't tell me there's no trifle
oh God don;t tell me there is NO TRIFLE!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# There will always be trifle,
and lashings of Ginger Beer.

And then lashings.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Ooooh yes!
lash me hard
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Lawks!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:13, archived)
# There is no bigger spoon.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I think they're spent,
or still in shock.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# you're so passé
it's embarrassing
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
# But it's all I have.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:29, archived)
# You used to love me once.
I thought we were going to make it...I don't know what happened.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Genetic abominiations for profit and gain
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# I'd quite like a glow in the dark cat.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Me too
But I'd worry about it's jellyfish DNA and what it might do
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# I've found an application for one
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# BIGGER!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# b3ta is older than that...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Scotland's most loved brew up
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
# well i liked it...
shame you posted in just under a Twat nother post
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# this is b3ta
twats get fed.....pictures starve :)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Happy Birthday B3ta!
Have this.

took me ages.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)
# That's poo, that is
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)
# It certainly is.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Oh I just saw the "shitty the pool" bit..
Didn't notice the rest (short attention sp ooh a butterfly
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# haha!
There are like, a WHOLE BUNCH of other frames. It gets funnier as it goes along.*


*possibly
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha! For fuck's sake ... :)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I regret nothing.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Pretty sure I came via Iraq
Manic/scaryduck etc

Knock knock who's there?

911

911 who?

You forgot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# This contains both...
and
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Just noticed
she has a Burt Reynolds.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Thanks for your over half a meg contribution, ya simpleton
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)
# thanks for pushing my lovely pic further down the page, sir!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)
# fuck, wrong board
will I delete?

I crashed on QOTW
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)
# just edit and pop a pic up. here's one you can borrow
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# And this
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
# ...


(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Don't!
I'm enjoying all the FAQ gifs.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Poo-er, very poo-er.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# yawn
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
#

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
#

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)
# I never realise how girly Robs lips were until I started shopping this...


* FWAPS
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Would;)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)
# You love it...



(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# This made me laugh so hard I actually farted.
I have never done that before
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Massive internet cunt
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# What a CUNT
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Bithday!?
Bathday?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Fucksocks...
* Hold on...
* Fixed
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Chortle!
Nicely! :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Happy 10th candle day B3ta.
And many more to come.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)
# fuck me..
I just noticed you..

Where the Fuck have you been?


(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Hi
Baby-noob has taken my life over, she is the greatest thing ever. I dont get much time to mess around on the board now, but as this is the big 1-0 I had to pop by.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Well played mate, i'm glad you and baby-noob are all good.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Thanks.
Our second is due on Nov 22nd, I have been a busy boy. another little girl on the way, I will be outnumbers 3 to 1 now. time to finish the loft conversion I think.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# This guy?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# I didn't recognise you without your flag!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] One lump or two?
My new pic, inspired by the compo, getting its world premiere on here :-D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Very nice and
sexy:D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Nice sturdy legs.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Very nice indeed Sir...
still don't think I'd drink it.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# woo !
and indeed yay !
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Same character, different scenario:

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
# I like this :)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Sweeeet!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Lovely work - One Girl One Cup?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# I worked SO hard to make the tea not look like... some other fluid...
Its brown, she's sitting in it - b3tan minds will naturally come to this conclusion...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# haha sorry and I've never seen the infamous video and judging by what people say I intent to keep it that way
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] that's a good idea
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Ooooh aye!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
# One plump or two? Why - two of course! In the least!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Cute :) It'd be awesome as a figurine.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# i know - the debut illustration for the character was made stumpy and simplistic,
so she'd look like one of those 'urban vinyl' fancy designer toys. I couldnt make her into a figure though - still trying to sell the 50 i had made of my Trixie character! Pretend her devil horns are fox ears and buy one :-P
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I might have to look into that, you know :)
Just need to see how much money I've got this time next week. Hopefully my negotiations with the landlord will be successful :)

How much are they anyway?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
# 90 squids with 5 squid postage
From ere
andrewhickinbottom.blogspot.com/

Ive scared you off now, havent i? :-P
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# It's just a shame I'm on a student budget, really :S
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
# try making one yourself out of blu-tack and pot noodle leavings
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)
# I'll have the schematics on your desk by Friday.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# nice work.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Lovely...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Very nice
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# As always
spluffing marvlus.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
# That is fantastic, Tate'!
*clicky*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Ooh la la
very good!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Ace As Always.
Setting is bonus acery.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Stunning.
You talented fuck.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Now that's something special
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Nice
doily
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Well now,
this is just marvellous.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Yes!
I'm going to start calling you Pizza Man because you always bloody deliver!

quality *super clicks
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
# marvellous :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Ta folks
I was hoping i'd get a sneaky FP, but i guess talent alone cannot infiltrate it!
*works on jokes and CDC skills*
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)
# ZOMG I love this.
Is that as big as it gets (fnarr) or is there a higher-res version?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# 1000 pixel high version on one of my t'interweb sites:
andyh.cghub.com/images/

Just press the download button to get the full size.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Fab, cheers.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Always enjoyable
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Tinkerbellend!
Woo!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Hahah:D
is it cdc time
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)
# lemon entry?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Oh don't start me off :(
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)
# I think so


(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
# YaY
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:42, archived)
# don't get me going.....
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Are we all getting our cocks out now?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Hooray!

Mediocre if you can here me we need you here now!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
#

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:15, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Lovethisone:D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
#


And

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# keep 'em coming
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
# My ultimate fave I ever did:
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)
#

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
#

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)
#

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)
# This image
made my best friend choke he laughed so hard.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)
# yeah!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)
# *bolk*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# 8-O

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# celebrate good times, c'mon! :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Dance, magic dance
magic dance
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)
# the board is filled with equal measures of win and revulsion today
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Harf
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)
# so no different to any other day
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:29, archived)
# heheheh
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# 10 years ago...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)

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