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[challenge entry] he sure was dastardly


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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon, man :)
Vaguely comp-related pea of Actual footage taken at a recent airshow.
*taps side of nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# FUCKING YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Yay!
*profiles*

or at least will when I can get near a computer instead of this stupid telephone thing
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Harmless!
But elite animating there... was that the Lave Airshow, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# The Lave - Diso run...
Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# this is good
therefore, clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)
# it's a bit low poly
is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# oh YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# right on commander
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I spent so much of my life inside that ship as a teenager.
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# pure gold :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# I just used to
shoot all the police ships to piss them off. Then I got killed. I could dock manually though.
(rogerzilla, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)
# This is superb, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# brilliant!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Ah they don't make 'em like that any more...
...they can't get the wire.
nostalgic [click]
(minimalist ..., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Anything involving the Cobra MK3 gets my vote.
my 13 year old inner-child nearly spooged.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# I spent more hours that I would like to admit playing this game
Not quite as many playing www.oolite.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Ohh, thank you thank you thank you!!!
I didn't know this existed! I predict serious lack of sleep now!
(Captain Coffee Break, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I have an A5000 set up next to my PC
so I can play Elite
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# that is
fucking woo
clickiityclickclickclikclickcklikclikcyclikci
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Ahh I remember
Missiles + scoop, skim the surface of a Python class and let rip with the missile and it explodes right into your cargo bay. That and a rear facing military laser, watch those pirates line up right behind you...

Oops sorry
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 7:01, archived)
# Wow, thanks everyone!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 7:12, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)
# RIGHT ON COMMANDER!
I keep my Cobra MKIII parked round the back with my Honda Accord
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Brilliant,
But now it will take *hours* to get the Blue Danube out of my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Ickthud resumes lurking..., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# If they ever need a pilot
I'm your man ... I'll need a docking computer though, it's been too long.
(Gordon Shumway, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 5:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Everyone wishing to rekindle the Elite days has heard of Evercron Mercenary, right?
Because I hadn't until recently.

(Google it)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] "Out of the hood hung red shreds which the hungry birds now pecked and tore..."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# sucker punch 2: The less sexy sequel
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# suck on this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Ill be sucking on this in a month or so when it finally comes out
www.onesixthwarriors.com/forum/1756157-post18.html

Yes, i loved Sucker Punch. Shoot me, internets.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Oh my
just make her full size and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Well, its not life size or posable, but this one is much bigger and expensive-r than the hot toys one
www.whatsyourobsession.com/gentle-giant-babydoll-statue-review/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Amazing details in the face
but her hands are action man circa 1985.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Gripping!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# needs a switch on the back of the head for the eagle eyes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Blimey - that's well articulated (not a euphemism)
But the stand in the final photo is a bit... dodgy.


Still not seen the film - it's on our LoveFilm list. Yet for some reason they keep sending through the wife's Jason Statham film requests rather'n this.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Its very much a love/ hate film.
On the surface, its a stylish teenage boy's wank-fantasy, but i found it great fun, and was surprisingly 'deep' towards the end for a stylish teenage boy's wank-fantasy.

I loved Tron legacy too, so maybe i have a liking for visually amazing films with flimsy plots.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Love TRON: Legacy, but didn't really like Sucker Punch
I think I just don't like Zack Snyder films; every line is trying to be a one-liner.

Also it didn't really feel sexy. There was flesh, but no sultry, and it felt kind of weird to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Yeah - im the same on the 'sexy' issue
but Emily Browning and Mila Kunis were rather purdy, and there's something about an all-lady mental prison that gave it undertones of prisoner cell block H, but sexified!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# that's going to make my cock look massive
;)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# She'll be drowned in fuckmuck within hours
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# I see from the bottom picture
that she comes with two sizes of wanking hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# No wanking spanners though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# A trick missed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# you could just attach one from the Hot Toys George Alagiah figure.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# :)
With all their advanced technology, super human strength and tri-cocks, they were defeated by the simple 'kick in the balls'.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Trench foot to the tentacles,
a terrible way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# moist fungal death
not pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Oolaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
#
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/irw/irw.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I've done too many WOTW pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Envious eyes..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# What the what?
What??
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# I may have spent too long on that for /links...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# I think it's a hoax
please, tell us it's a hoax.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] People will swallow anything...

Full wingspan
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Tonight, I fly to Egypt!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Oooh, nice.
Hope you have a lovely time!

Are you joining the sweating hordes at Chav-El-Sheikh, or going somewhere more cerebral to explore them old buildings and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Ha-ha! Sorry, dude - I'm not actually going anywhere.
It's a line from 'The Happy Prince', said by a swallow.
But thanks for the well wishes.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Curse you!
Damn you and damn your quotes from popular culture, Captain. I would never sink so low... You killed my father - PREPARE TO DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# And like that, *poof*, he was gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Yup
Them poofs are always doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# there's......some...thing, on the....





wing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# clever birds
saves all that migrating malarkey
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
# top shop, senor When
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
# yeah but african swallows are non migratory
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Evolution in action!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Please do not feed the birds
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)
# This aircraft is a pigeon, frozen pea and severed hand-free zone
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha brilliant
So that's how the buggers do it.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Miaowwwwwww !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Fuck you, gravity!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Yves believes he cat fly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Puntastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
# flying cats ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# What Captain Howdy said
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)
# A lemin tree!
A lemin tree, littil Watsin!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# this very thing happened to me yesterday

real!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry]

something funny about she can wrap her legs around me anytime she wants here
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Still would!
Bextor is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Google image search was rather time consuming :D
also she has an amazing symmetrical face
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Yup - sculpted by the goooodddds!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# the goods?
tom and barbara?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# So many legs...
...phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)
# 7. It's 7 fannies.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Septopussy!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# And ALL of them have teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# with all those legs
it must be murder on the dance floor !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# haha
I'd take her home anytime :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# SPAAAAAAANG
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Mrs. Dodecapod Catface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# ha
might as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# OH WOW
cardiff.craigslist.co.uk/stp/2954490880.html
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# O_o
Edit: Nutmeat, thought you might like to see new pic I made for sunday night dance offs :D
www.b3tards.com/u/253cc45751cc3e120e8d/dog_keyboard.gif
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Awwwwww that's beautiful, I'm currently fluffless and missing young Barney.
Dancefluff XD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:20, archived)
# He looks quite a character
and immensely fluffeh
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# That's quite ... er ... specific
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# ...and all strictly platonic.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:27, archived)
# May one enquire how you came about this?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# I just stumbled across it while looking for erm platonic friendships.
Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Pull the other one
While I get my waders on.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Lakshmi?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakshmi_Tatma
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Octopaedo.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Aww poor kid
that's mad
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Lakshmi, Lakshmi, Lakshmi, Tattva, Taaaaatvaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# The filename
for the accompanying picture is a bit off.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# She comes...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# seven times apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# She can come up my plug hole any day
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] what iceberg?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
# i wasn't ever going to post this, but you've forced my hand
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# ka-spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Crisp, delicious death.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)
# And why?
Just kos.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# lol
-lo rosso
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# colourbox is the new hollywood
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Fake!
No ... er ... helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:21, archived)
# colourbox
colourbox
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:21, archived)
# i'm guessing this is a link to merkins?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# too 80's for me :(
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Awesome stuff - loved that album.
"Edit The Dragon" on an ambisonic sound system is one of my all-time-favourite listening pleasure memories. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Is it weekend tiems, yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# *thrrrrbpt*
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Soon as I saw the first image
I knew what was coming

I knew man

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I'm not proud of myself. Really I'm not.




*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# You are Will Smith in I, Robot
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Yes, I actually am.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely.

*bandwagons*

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Kids in Americeeeuurgghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# ha-ha!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# (Just had to get it out of my head) It has ceased to be...


RIS
With thanks to Prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# :D
and I'm amazed that a) it got as far as it did and b) Boris Johnson was the voice of reason
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:01, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)
# He prob thought it was about being (happy) gay...
...untill some one pointed it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)
# It cant have done him any harm in the polls.
Maybe the whole thing was a Tory ruse. Nadine Dorries has probably got loads of mates in these Christian 'charities'.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Those cunning bastards...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# really wouldn't be surprised
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# I have to question just how many "post-gays" there are anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# My postman's a bit camp
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:52, archived)
# well...
There's Ted Haggard, of course.
And this guy.
Both totally straight now, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Yeah I know someone who was sent to a "pray the gay away" camp by religious parents
In his case it appears to have been a spectacular failure
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# There's nothing better to de-gay you
then spending a week in a tent with a load of people of the same sex
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# There was an ex-gay group in the US called Homosexuals Anonymous
One of the founding members had to resign when it came to light that he was having sex with most of its clientele. Apparently "Counseling sessions with Cook included giving his clients nude massages, ostensibly to desensitize them to maleโ€“male contact"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Perhaps it was just a simple misprint
"Counselling sessions with cock"?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Counsel me, Roger! COUNSEL ME HARD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# *counsels*
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# *hardens*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Don't know - doesn't look to me like he was personally the voice of reason
looks more like someone had a whisper in his ear and said "This is very bad Boris"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)
# probably this ^
but i still think boris is the shit!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Font matching algorithm: ENGAGE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# hahah
EDIT... also

(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)
# 4 EVA IN ARE HARTZ XXXX
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# <---------- that way?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)
# *Gets over the cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:05, archived)
# :D My private dancer?
My dancer for money?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:06, archived)
# I'm ike you're tina

*punch*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# *gets frozen peas*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Dance, monkey?
Dance, you goddamn monkey?

... do that thing that's funny?

:D
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
#
v m :)

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
# I approve of the banning of this.
I hate free speech - I think that the "THERE'S PROBABLY NO GOD. NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE." should have been banned too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:05, archived)
# How dare you freely express this opinion!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# I hate free speech too
I like putting coins in my voicebox everytime i want to say something :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Death to the non-believer!
(but no reincarnation)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)
# haha 'probably'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)
# At least one person would see an ad like that, lose all hope of being accepted and take their own life.
It equates to YOUR LIFE IS WORTHLESS. For which reason they had to come down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I meant what I said.
I am glad it came down, I do think the Dawkins one should have been banned and i do not like free speech.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# free speech is great but advertising providers should also have the right to refuse an ad for whatever reason they want.
Anyway, publicly funded advertising providers should generally confine themselves to advertising toothpaste, shower gel and shit movies rather than salvation.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# What about a Free Salvation with Every Tube of Toothpaste?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
# sounds like a good deal
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Bad press is good press.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Evil bus advert
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# the irony being that evel didn't?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# XD

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
#
www.bolton.gov.uk/home/PublishingImages/GetMeToasty.gif
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# HAHHAAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# fukin' Christians
there's never a lion around when you need one...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] At last - proof that the moon landings were faked.


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Pffft
Took me a sec
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for bigger (60 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:48, archived)
# haha
his bum groove to remain for hundreds of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)
# FENTON!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Haha
Took me a while too - verreh clever
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:23, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)
# That's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)
# I wondered how long before someone did this. :D
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
# 25 minutes...now you know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# It's embarrassing how long that took
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:48, archived)
# haha faster than me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:49, archived)
# haha
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Clever, I've just got it.
For a while I thought he was playing a xylophone.
In space no-one can hear you xylophone.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
#
top work.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# it's going well so far

There are still some things without bids, plenty of awesome stuff to be got for as little as a fiver! :)
WARNING - Waiting until the last minute like an Ebay sniper may not work due to it not being an automated system ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:38, archived)
# Excellent cloak.
Smash will be pleased.

EDIT: Ooh. Somebody wants something of mine. I'm well chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:39, archived)
# how are you meant to know if someones bid for something
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:51, archived)
# scroll down to the bottom
or direct link: b3ta.com/links/776596
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:54, archived)
# aaah so I see £5 for something from me?...the fools :)
surprised that I got a bid
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:55, archived)
# so what's happening with clay's stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)
# I'm waiting to hear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)
# let us know?
if you can, can you gaz me if you do hear?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)
# Theyre still on there, but clay told me:
"regards the auction I seriously doubt anyone would be mental enough to bid on my stuff anyway"

So i dunno. I gazed him (wanky) to ask if he's still putting them up for grabs, and ive not heard a reply. RIP WIV DA ANGLES 4EVA

I'd bid on them myself, as i love his work, but im really strict with my collectibles, as i have limited space. Only the finest, most expensivest trinkets go on my shelves!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)
# his models are great and there's one that i really like,
i'd be seriously tempted to bid on it, but i have my doubts about them arriving
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Gaz Wanky, see what he says.
Pfft. 'Gaz Wanky' sounds like someone from a 70's sex comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)
# sounds positively awesomely cliché laden
A lost travelling saleswoman asking "Can you show me the way to Oldham"

Buying a nice pair of melons from the large breated lady at the fruitstall

Having the builders "in"

a door to door salesman selling "a lovely set of knockers"

And misc stereotypes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# As long as 20% of the film is Robin Askwith fumbling with his trousers/overalls/dungarees in fast forward, I think we can get the funding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Bid on it anyway
He'd be happy to know that folks want it. If he didnt fulfil the deal and send it out, then youve not lost anything, as payment is (presumably) sorted later.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# He's being silly - he's well aware his stuff will be popular
I'd imagine when he's feeling a bit calmer he will reply to gazzes. Don't think he's the sort to fuck around with a charity auction, but then again he doesn't seem to be in the nicest frame of mind at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# I don't think he's the kind of guy to withdraw it in a fit of pique, so I guess it remains a viable lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
# unfortuantely, i'm not convinced
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:15, archived)
# If people gaz him, and he isn't forthcoming with an answer, then it's either withdrawn or caveat emptor.
But PM him, first. That way he has an opportunity to clear up any uncertainties people may have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)
# i'm pretty sure his account has been deleted
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Clay's gone, but his second account, (Wanky), was posting on /board, yesterday.
Unless that's gone as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# ah, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Excellent.
I shall have a proper look when I'm back in London on a proper computer with actual internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Command lines do not lie
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:19, archived)
# I have no idea, but I'm sure its very clever and funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:53, archived)
# ah, hold on, is it Gates as in Bill at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:26, archived)
# Is this a basketball joke
I don't really get basketball
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:56, archived)
# ahhh, it all makes sense now, I think it is, it's the number of runs they've scored
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:59, archived)
# Command lines could lie, and I'd still be none the wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:13, archived)
# hahahahah
Very sneaky

nope, no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:16, archived)
# erm, yeah, but
shouldn't that have been - Copyright Torvalds/Gates

:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:18, archived)
# I think Linus signs his name as Linus whenever Linus can
because Linus knows everyone knows who Linus is, he's Linus for fuck's sake! And Linus doesn't use his surname because Linus is Linus, and Linus first released code to a small community who all knew who Linus was, and it's a tradition Linus has followed up to this very day mainly because Linus wants his image to be as a fresh-faced young schoolboy.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Nope... no idea
but if you put it on a t-shirt I'm sure you'd sell loads!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)
# in size XXL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:30, archived)
# for the b3ta fatties?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
# LOL, STAR TREK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Haha, soccerball
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Hi b3ta....
The men are on top again today... with Ron Perlman, Erick Avari and Edward Fox.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:07, archived)
#
ad wriggling about underneath, we have
Alisha Bailey, Kelli Giddish and Caroline Rhea.



HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY - IT'S NEARLY THE WEEKEND!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:07, archived)
# and just to piss you all off....
The leg-end that was Howard Keel would have been 95 today, had he not been dead.
You will now all be singing this all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:14, archived)
# That's some stunning acting
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Ning Wobbly
have another strangely symmetrical SEB :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# ^ Would - bluoW ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Got a lot of time for Mr. Perlman.
Great actor, and apparently a top bloke IRL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:15, archived)
# Yep, he's a great actor, funnily enough i saw him last night in Alien Resurrection
I'm sure IRL his hair doesn't look like an old man's ballsack though
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:19, archived)
# There is an air of pubic wig about his real hair.
But he's 11' tall and can smash small mountains with his feet, so it's probably best not to bring it up in his presence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:38, archived)
# I spent ages on this.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Reasonably priced.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:57, archived)
# He doesn't shampoo first, though, that's the only problem.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:59, archived)
# This deal's getting worse all the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:05, archived)
# ^ This
He also looks good in one of Smash Monkeys' dresses!

-- FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:26, archived)
# Fantastic actor, with an incredible face
He looks like a gorilla doing an impression of Will Ferrell
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:48, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid description.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 6:55, archived)
# You can get arrested for that!
Ning mofaha - sorry for coming straight on top of you, but Woo to your pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:08, archived)
# She's got a little something on her cheek
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Nicely done, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:16, archived)
# This is good arts, I like this. It is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Osama looking sharp with his Emmy Award date.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:47, archived)
# The CIA totally lied to us!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Elvis is everywhere, man.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:37, archived)
#
nice :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:44, archived)
# 10 out of 10
But no-one's going to see it this time of night. Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:44, archived)
# yeah
seeing as there's only the three of us here :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:45, archived)
# Yep.
And I'm going to bed now.
So then there were two....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:47, archived)
# nighty night :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:48, archived)
# Sleep well,
I'm off too: out for lunch, as it's lunchtime here.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 3:13, archived)
# I came, I saw, I clicked.
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 5:29, archived)
# hi, i'm no one. shame i can't see this
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 5:40, archived)
# if that's unshopped then that's some awesome toastart
if it is shopped it's some awesome toast based shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:01, archived)
# It's `shopped.
The marmalade was real though. :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha toast is the next level :D
just leave this here if you don't mind, ta as nwot

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)
# barack obama?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Little known D-Day facts:

Omaha was a surf beach.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] "he's good i'nt he?"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 1:43, archived)
# :D
quiet tonight, isn't it?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:42, archived)
# Elvis Weathercock: Making history better since 2008
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)
# lolitics
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 1:10, archived)
# best punchline for a while
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 1:26, archived)
# also, found this whilst stumbling
slackstack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/slackstack_streetart-81-640x479.jpg

is this the work of the b3tan fiend?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 1:28, archived)
# hmm,
Without wishing to sound bitchy, it looks considerably better than any of the 'graffiti' he posted here.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:41, archived)
# you're probably right
but even the best digital graffiti wouldn't be as good as the real stuff. probably.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:48, archived)
# It could well be
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 13 Apr 2012, 6:20, archived)
# Oh just hurry up and roll those dice, Ed!
PS: This is very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Whilst filming Blackadder goes Forth, Tony Robinson gets the urge to dig.

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(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Those dinosaur bones will make handy digging tools
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# did they use satellite imaging to find them?


:D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# "Murg murg murg murg murg murg murg murg..."
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)
# "Sew up my elephant!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# have i missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# They used to be lovers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# I'd watch that sextape
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# mr horrible don't like people laughing
gets the crazy idea they're laughing at him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)
# I suspect my post is shit and he's just disgusted at ClanSoul's sycophancy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# you have nothing going for you
other than kindness :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# mnnng I'm making a retarded face and falling over now because I know that's funny
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# When I posted my reply, I thought it could be taken that way.
I genuinely like the picture, though. It took me a while, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10742653
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10742688
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 0:06, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Missed the possibly of him saying that for effect?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# mr horrible is horrible
c'mon drbroon, you're a bright guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 0:58, archived)
# are you a doctor?
I presumed that you are Dr.Broon but I'm not that bright.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 1:14, archived)
# *cracks open the popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# 'pours another one'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# *plumps up cushions*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# 'gets bored waiting and slopes off'
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)

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