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# damn squirls.
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Squirrel - check, Tits - check
Everything seems in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)
# i believe that squirrel may well be canadian
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# You sure aboot that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# This makes me want to watch For Those Aboot To Rock again!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_Those_Aboot_to_Rock:_Live_at_the_Commodore
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I'm not your buddy, guy
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# they're not even a real country anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Yeah, well i;m not your guy fwiend!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Paisley tail and gangster trilby.
Very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# He/shes a chirpy little chappy/chappess :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# And I don't even know what it's meant to be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# it's not a self-portrait then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# I think it's a sexy Siamese
With tits.

(Are Siamese the cats without tails? Whichever cat doesn't have a tail, anyway.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# HOT MANX
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I admit it
it's a self portrait

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# *re-spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
#
What sick fuck makes pink nipples?
(JumpDontJump, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# squirl squirrels quarrels
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# this is
great , would you like me to draw something for you?
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# thanks
would you draw a gang of biker worms beating up a bird ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)
# 2112, motherfuckers

Afternoon friends and neighbours! What's the flounce count so far today?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Rockin'!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Currently sir we're at Flouncecon 2.
We're still in recovery from a spate of Level 6 flounces.

We haven't seen anything of the magnitude of the epic LS18 11/9 flounce from 2011, although historically speaking sir we're building to a catastrophic level of multi-flouncing that could very well lead to a civil war between Mods and /board users.

These are uncertain times...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# *paints plague sign on hatch*
Edit: Haha, damn ninjas!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# ^as foretold by the ancient Mayans
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# /ignites flaming shithammers in preparation
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Make ready The Cleaver of Justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I know I'll get my kicks before this whole shithouse goes up in flames
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# LS18 Flounce. Best of all the flounces.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Give teaboy some credit
as the most classic and most meme-laden of flounces
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Before my time...
Edit: This guy, right? b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=9010
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# And me.
Perhaps we could have a Bible of b3ta Flounces?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# I am in the process of putting something together
In fact, it's pretty much ready, just got a bit disheartened over the last week
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# like and encyclopedia of b3ta flounces?
i like it, i like it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# OK, as several people have now expressed an interest in such a thing
I'll put it online
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# You should really put it in the b3ta wiki/encyclopeadia then
no use in having another one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# It's just going in my profile for now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Encyclopedia.


That's the word I was looking for dammit...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# I have a couple of them bookmarked at home
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4196604
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Thassaone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# So *that's* the origin of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Yep, that's the one
Famous for choice quotes like:
- 30K!
- Low Fucking Poly!
- It's for a game

Also, who was the one with the TOO BROWN & I don't like the font flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# zerodin
www.b3ta.com/board/7663181#post7663240
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10751656
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# we need a flounce song
or some kind of flounce flash game

you bastards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Love/hate? You should really turn that frown upside down
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Do we not have a contingency plan in the event of shithammer exchange?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# That's why the b3ta bunker was built.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# A wise investment indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# I've spent the week resisting the temptation to repost this:


As I get older, though, the desire to resist temptations seems sillier and sillier.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Widdly wee!

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# he can't shread the giraffe as well as cliff did
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Now there's a euphemism that deserves more air time.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Since the demise of the band
Tommy was making a living as Wednesbury's only qualifier giraffe fluffer.

It was an unusual career, but at least he had the job satisfaction knowing that the West Midlands girraffe population had never been so healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Needs more strings and/or guitar necks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Needs at least one banjo neck
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# At the very least, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Shopped pics only etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# haha, so Spinal Tap
Has Dave left us again? Or is he on a long haul delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# It's probably a national holiday in Japan, festival of the Penistentacles or something.
Either that or the trunk road out of Cirencester is backed up. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Dave has left us
I think the regular flounces coincide somewhat disturbingly with the work cycle of a long-distance haulier.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I think you're on to something here.
Dave is currently in a layby south of Dusseldorf looking at cartoon pictures of amputeenagers with pixilated genitals. He is tumescent.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Mighty!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# epic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# SALAD TOSSIN' TIME
Hey Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Hai sirrah!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Big time ouchies on retracting those bad boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# The middle utensil looks like an MRI scan of a Ferrets head.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha, very good
Could be a Meerkat?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# *looks for the reflecto porn*
hmmm, no porn, but i see a face
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# hahahaha
If you tilt your head sideways you'll see Ming's nose, mouth and beard in that draining spoon/fork thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Probably bindun a million times


but at least it's out of my head now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# under that shirt cuff is his bay watch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Looking through his Bay Window
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# You forgot to include
some bundles of hay stuck under the edge of a roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# It was thinking either that
or cricket stumps with roof edges
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Curry ninjas.
There's always one watching and waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Grrrrrr...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Blech! The Devil's Urine.
Morning, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Mornin' Cap'n! :)
I really must apologise for the shite animation
but you get the general idea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Any thread with Hulk in is a good thread, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Hulk was always busting out of his threads though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Impressive wrist action.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Are you looking through my curtains again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Just had a cup of Red Mountain as part of a uni project (so not even kidding).
Need to rinse my mouth out with Mountain Dew or something. Blech D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Fisting full throttle
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
# HONKA HONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# I've owned one cafetiere in my life
The one time I used it to make coffee for father in law it smashed into many pieces when I pushed the plunger.

The moral of the story is that coffee is evil and The Hulk would probably "smash" fewer things if he switched to tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# if he's not careful, he'll break it like the last one
that's how he got covered in those brown stains
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Used that type for years, brilliant morning kickstart coffee
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Happy Pud Pud Day =)
(EricTViking, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Patron saint of Iraq, dontchaknow
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:01, archived)
# He also associated with women who look like penises from a distance
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Martorell_-_Sant_Jordi.jpg/149px-Martorell_-_Sant_Jordi.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Bisected penises, no less :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# The ZX Spectrum is 30, today.
Thanks, Google!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Hurray for Speccies!

So, who's played my linked game from the Newsletter yet?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I've downloaded it but not played it yet
sorry, I was too busy playing Laser Squad
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Grab the free demos here, they're superb:
www.puppygames.net/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
#
10 PRINT "HAPPY BIRTHDAY",
20 GOTO 10
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# what newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
#


Full pic here btw: i.imgur.com/LjkhP.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
don't get cocky kid
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:12, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# This is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I like the fact that he got up so late on the morning of his big race
he didn't even have the time to find matching shoes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
# oh my, this could give FUCK a run for it's money!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Don't want to burn any bridges with this one...

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:25, archived)
# ´
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:28, archived)
# Avoid accents like the plague!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:32, archived)
# I need accents like an 'olé in the head
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:34, archived)
# We're singing from the same hymn sheet on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
# Till the cows come home.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)
# And that's just the tip of the iceberg
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Regarding your sig
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Ta muchly. 4 weeks to go
*panics*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Someone said that in a meeting I was at the other day.
Twice.
Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I hate choirmasters' meetings
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Who are these Avoid Cliches ? And why do they like The Plague ?
Is it a Facebook thing ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)
# haha
New girl band
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Pfft :D
please can you do one of your lully venn diagrams for: Mods, Cunts and Edits as it's confusing teh fuck out of me

EDIT: Stupid me - it only requires one circle
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)
# This is b3ta
One big circle marked 'cunts'

everyone in it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
# 'ow's this?


(Q&D)
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Spot on I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# You can tell people this until the cows come home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)
# You can lead a horse to water
but you can't make him wee in it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:05, archived)
# i'd love to see you do an A-Z list of serial killers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# had a massive book of crimes and serial killers as a kid
the subject fascinates me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# *locks doors and windows*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:27, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# I've heard that one before
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Silly Wildyles, Plague is not cliché!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# ...
(Jellypuff likes this on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)
# Tiny plastic spoons make everything taste better
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:15, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Their specific colouring can add or detract from the initial joy of having a tiny plastic spoon, though.
Nobody likes beige plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Plastic followed by

with her tea.

Terrible for dunking!
(Jellypuff likes this on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# That is making me giggle a lot
Which makes it quite tricky to type, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Go on Jack...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 7:57, archived)
# hahaha
morning board *scrolls down* what the hell have I supposedly done while not online now?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:12, archived)
# *gasp*
You killed a man:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:18, archived)
# I'm not sure what you're seeing, but I'm not seeing you being blamed
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:27, archived)
# it was meant to be a joke
although "newb mod is being woefully shit at it" could easily be aimed at me after Friday's fiasco.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:35, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:36, archived)
# not wanting to start a shit storm,
but have you addressed any of the shit that has been thrown your way over the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)
# I've been shat on over the weekend?
best to ignore it probably, it's no doubt larks and lols. Or at least I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:18, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Hardly
That's 2D, maybe 3D if you squint a bit.
(Jokel, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# more like 28DD
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Where did the weekend go?
Oh well, back to work with Dev Patel, John Hannah & Joanna Krupa.


^ Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 7:54, archived)
# and not forgetting....
Shirley Temple & William Shakespeare.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:02, archived)
# Billy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Pear can be found in Shakespeare, I found Shakespeare in a pear!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBJoDRGeEQE
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)
# ^ Would
Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10750737
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:22, archived)
#
How Wobbly spends his morning.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:41, archived)
# heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:04, archived)
# i havent filtad these, but you get the idea
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)
# it's a new thing i'm doing
unfiltad pictures of inanimate objects. I call it UPOIO. Any requests for tomorrow?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:39, archived)
# U POOED
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Squirrels, with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Google image search for Krupa
is a rather splendid way to kick start the week :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)
# I had a wank this morning as well
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Great stuff WB. Are you still taking requests? :D
Nice to see the B3ta hate squad are still maintaining their epic levels of grumpiness XD
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Are they?
I now have most of them on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahaha Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Who said that - Pffftttt,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Red Wing Crow Launch.


Click for bigger (126 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:41, archived)
# awesome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:49, archived)
# I got the pic today while out riding
...as they say,the angle was perfect.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:52, archived)
# How does one start riding crows?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 4:29, archived)
# At the beginning. HAHAHA!
Sorry, that's an old crow-wrangler's joke, I couldn't resist.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 4:44, archived)
# This is me crow-wrangling, several years ago

It's completely unshopped except the sky, which originally had bits of sick in it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:01, archived)
# This is a closeup of my face

I've changed it now, got one with a cup holder.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:04, archived)
# I don't have a picture of the new face but it looks a bit like this.

I've shopped in a cupholder. It came out pretty well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:12, archived)
# I think that if more dogs had cup holders, they would be more popular
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:27, archived)
# Dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:38, archived)
# HI I'M NEATMEAT AND ENDORSE THIS CUPHOLDER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# that's not actually you
is it?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:13, archived)
# Hahahaha

no sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:14, archived)
# awww
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:37, archived)
# wow
i am truly impressed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:41, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:11, archived)
# See, as a crow-wrangler, I'd know to beware of this crow.
This crow is not going to be easy to deal with. Crow-wranglers refer to this sort of crow as "difficult".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:13, archived)
# the 'cuntcrow'
the cuntcrow has a higher pitched "caw" than the average crow, wrangling the cunt crow can be difficult due to the smell of shit which constantly seeps from it's ass, mouth,ears,eyes and nose.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:19, archived)
# Throughout the history of crow-wrangling, there have been those few who thrived on the challenge of the cuntcrow.
My friend and mentor, Jack "Sticky Hands" Snode, was such a man. He actually invented the Cuntcrow Capture Mitten. I know it's hard to believe but it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:32, archived)
#
mhmmm
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:45, archived)
# Wow, that right there is a Doris Dumpy, named after the inventor.
As you probably know, the Snode has broader hips and an extruded snottling gauze.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:47, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:54, archived)
# Wheeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:17, archived)
# That's quite some thrust
Has he been eating curried onions?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 7:53, archived)
# FWOOOOOOSH!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] you false disability claiming cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:55, archived)
# He bought a spaceship with all the disability money
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Make it so-cial security
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Don't be revolting.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:16, archived)
# LET'S DANCE ON A SUNDAY NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:38, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:52, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit GIFDANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:03, archived)
# john prescott
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:22, archived)
# dance party !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:07, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10690025
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:21, archived)
# They sure knew how to party in February 2012
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:29, archived)
# thye had gud droogs then
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:46, archived)
# droogs ta buugie onnn
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 4:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey! No fair!

A little bit toapy but - meh.
EDIT: News below ensaddens me :(
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# I reckon he would say "GAH!"
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# "BAZ-ING-AAA-LLEN!"
*sorry, that was shit wasn't it?*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# It was also wrong.
He would say "GAH!"
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Just after saying
"Allow me to pose in a manly fashion whilst wielding an iPad."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# [MOD EDIT]
you really [mod edit] when [mod edit] [mod edit] fucked up shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:28, archived)
# GAH!
[user edit] - I really want to know what it says now.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:39, archived)
# the future...
people might not get along

(heh heh)

night all, sleepytime is sleepy time now for me sleeps zz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Goodnight Mister Meats
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Peter Wragg (VFX man off of that Red Dwarf) has died. He designed the ships, the curry monster and Kryten's head, among other things.

What a guy.
Obit for teh geeks
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# oh bum
i sincerely hope he died an old, happy, man

edit: 65. not old enough
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)
# bum indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# He was a man I didn't know, yet had a big influence on my life.
Shame he's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# I hope he enjoyed making that stuff
as much as I enjoyed watching it. RIP Peter.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# what ^she said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Well said.
Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 4:08, archived)
# Oh that is rubbish news :(
He was part of a golden age of plastic models in space. I do hope he gets some decent tributes on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# that's a nice obit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Gone, but not... gone
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# I'm such a smeghead


RIP Peter.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:01, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Gutted,
I remember watching Red Dwarf for the first time as a kid and seeing that big red ship sail past and thinking Wow!
(Testicles just for you, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# good day to go though Sunday
bit boring sometimes
RIP whoever he was
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# RIP
I miss those models; wanted a blue midget toy so much when I was younger.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# I still can't believe they actually blew up one of the "hero" models of the crimson one for a special effect
I have the small models of Rimmer, Lister, the main ship, skutter & starbug 1, didn't find out about the huge starbug playset until after they stopped selling in stores
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:23, archived)
# NO!!! :(
He worked on my favourite ever comedy

RIP, you made me smile :(
(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:22, archived)
# ;)
With acknowledgements to rob and Nutmeat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)
# hahahaha
spot on
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I need to listen to that again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Starfishgate!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Don't invite His wrath
He'll strike down each and every one of us, no-one will escape the Great Cleansing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# fuck it!
i'm going to start my own board
with beer!
and hookers!
ah, fuck the board, i'll just make to with the beer and hookers

second thoughts, hold the beer.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Hookers?
OH. The other kind
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# bent-nosed rugby players
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# They like it rough
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Nah, he'll just feel lonely and unsure of himself and be less likely to mod someone when he really needs to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# RIS
what's with all the modedit stuff? Is it still all the Clay story?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# scroll down davey
newb mod is being woefully shit at it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)
# I've scrolled down
and still I can't see what's been modded.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# EXACTLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Seriously though, b3ta rule #1
No matter how much fuck has been upped, NEVER DELETE A DAMN THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# well no
that's not a true statement. you can delete a thread if you want. that's what the button's for
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Yes and you'll get shit for it, as has been the way for the pretty much the entire 8 years I've been around.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# That's why I didn't delete, it had been there a few minutes and people had started pointing out my stupidity in interesting ways.
I'm not that bothered, it's probably a simple mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# lol
www.b3ta.com/board/10751363
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Oh you!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# heheh...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)
# nutmeat originally posted his starfish as a MASSIVE image
then realised, and replaced it with placeholder text
and while he was sorting out a smaller image, the whole thread went bye bye
so he had to sort of repost

fucking ridiculous behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# fuck's sake
I didn't know that mods did that. Through the years I always got the impression that they intervened if there was something patently NSFW or similar. Having just spacked back through some of the modedit stuff, it seems a bit over the top. I remember being trolled to fuck by one or two flouncing n00bs back when some of this was still field-like and mods didn't touch it... and that was proper trolling. They wrote "GAY" in Paint spraycan on a photo of me and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# I once had my face cut off by the Cleaver of Justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# In real life?
Man, this is ringing a bell for me but I can't remember what happened. Whose flounce involved the Cleaver of Justice?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# I can't remember. I aways associate Golden Fanj with the Cleaver of Justice whenever I think about it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I also had my face shopped onto gay porn.
That got modded. Fucking mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
# I hope you'd already saved the pic to your hard-drive
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I'd barely had time to get to half mast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)
# hahahaha
the ultimate insult!

but seriously, yes mods are moderators, not censors.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# exactly.
we are given the ability to self-censor if we wish to, via the handy "Ignore" button
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# ^indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# We've had a healthy tradition of kittens upto now replacing ridiculous stuff
I hope this hasn't come to an end
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# yeh, rather than thread deletions.
I would also hope that the criteria for replacing stuff with kittens remain the same... being a matter of policy rather than opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Posting a 5MB image file directly to /board are the actions of someone being a moron however
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
# agreed - thread deletion though? seems odd.
maybe there's some sort of jewish conspiracy going on
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Thread deletion seems harsh to me
Given the guy realised his error and stated he was in the process of correcting it

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# It was a mistake, I know the accepted filesizes, I took the wrong line from notepad when saving images.
Man, you really don't like my photo of a starfish do you?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I took a photo of some dogs too
Cockerpoos at Rest Bay

and I discovered width=""
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:46, archived)
# You can go mental with this


I've just forgotten how to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:01, archived)
# AND I'M THE MORON
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:05, archived)
# I've actually forgotten what it was
Hopefully it was nothing terribly offensive; i've just noticed I have to be up in less than six hours time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:14, archived)
# just kidding
sweet dreams Mr.Jahled.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:19, archived)
# He had already removed it and was resizing it when the mod struck.
Sure he cocked up, but he was fixing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Christ, seriously?
First Clay, then the Moggy shit on Friday, now this.
Whichever mod is doing this needs to fuck off and leave things alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Lurkers: the Voice of Reason
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# i think this should be modded in case it's construed as offensive to the original poster
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# I find the implication that I would be offensive to the original poster offensive and wonder why the mods haven't intervened.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# this entire thread is now infected and should be redacted
where are the mods when you need them?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I always thought this was the clarion call for a mod.
I remember when someone would say "where are the mods when you need them" and there would be a bunch of scat pics on board from 9am-midday until a mod rode to the rescue and replaced said pics with kittens.

Now it's rather different, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Who moderates the moderators?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
# As I said
b3ta.com/board/10751362
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Vimod wouldn't stand for this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Vimod is a professional, dammit.
He'd sort this mess out.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# I'd delete my post, but it would just get modded back into existence
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRSE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Do try to keep up.
I'd explain but it will only get modded.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)
# that's the thing. one tries to keep up and when one attempts to keep up, a mod has erased everything from history
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Just drink your Victory Gin
and try not to worry about it. It's Hate Week soon.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# hate week? sounds nice
will we need flags to antagonise people with different flags?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# I HATE YOUR FLAG, IT'S SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# my flag is fucking shit!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
# you're shit at wars
wars dont work unless we both think our flag is not shit
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# yes - the exact colour of the flag you should be carrying, and the one you should be hating
will be announced in the next newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# those wrong flags! *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
# that's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10751161
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)
# ahem

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahah
*I like this*
Front page please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
# If you post it on /links and enough of us go to click it, it will be auto front paged.
Just an idea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# it's too big for that isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Dunno, it's auto front page. Does it care about size?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# nah
autoresiser
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# sounds like an awful lot of science for something that won't result in an fp
besides, I don't do fp's I'm far too cool

I wear round rimmed glasses and quote blues poetry while snorting coke of the bellies of hookers

oh wait, I think that was someone else who does that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10751286
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# glee
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)
# *strokes cat evilly*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# generic FP FTW.... woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha
that took me so long to get. superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# 2nd time I've clicked this
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
some sort of twitchy nerve seems to have been touched recently.

we've gone from ham touching to touching single nerves.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# ooof that hurt
and hahaha
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
# OMG! MOD! MOD!

who can save b3ta now? www.b3ta.com/board/10737725
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# H[mod edit]y T[mod edit]t will save us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Who the hell IS this HLondony T2012t, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# And who gave him the sticky tape to put over the logos in the first place?
We can but wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# hahahaha
I really didn't mean to cause a fuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# You didn't cause a fuss.
You did start b3ta cuntfuckmogeddon 2012 though :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# I wanted to show people a photo of a starfish because I thought it would make them happy
but they all got angry and sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# It highlighted the inherent corruption of the system
and brought the entire rotting edifice of b3ta crashing down. You should be proud!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Yes, I should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)
# OMG - he's going to mod edit you in the face!
nicely done there!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# hello!
i'm drunk :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# ahahaa!
that scared the crap out of me at refresh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# This new Pacman design is fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
# I like this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7oadchZMYA
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# things that are fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Any woman who owns a freezer can be fucking shit, in the privacy of their own homes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# but not for much longer
because freezers will start watching you.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# I'm all in favour of digital convergence
but a webcam on white goods is a bit much
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# I can envision..
rfid scanners inside freezers
scannign food
recording what you eat
"data that will only be selected with appropriate partners"
which of course will include everyone that can spam you with crap about what you eat, insurance companies "OH MY GOD! IT HAS INGREDIENTS! THEY'LL DIE" and the government "HEH, YOU'RE LIKELY FAT IF YOU EAT THAT, NO TREATMENT FOR YOU, WITH YOUR RAMPANT SELF ABUSE" and so on :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# A fridge that locks itself, and then from a concealed speaker:
"No, mate. I think you've had enough food for one week, don't you? Fatty."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# hello!
is it /talk you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# nah
they're all too busy posting youtube links
that don't say what the vid is going to be,
like i can be arsed to click through just to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# I see your point exactly
you seem to have forgotten your image, would you like to borrow one of mine fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# i've got loads of my own, ta
let's just have a nice chat. or alternatively, repost thread?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# ok then a nice chat.
Do you think my starfish photo is shit? Jahled said it was shit and he seems to know about such things.

I need to go outside to destroy a boinker now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# i like it
the pointy things underneath are pleasingly unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# yay!
legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# apart from it wasn't chocolate? :D


i made this crappy gif of my resident house spider Gloria & think she needs to get out more :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# She should get out more, she seems to be having some kind of seizure.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Hooray!
And mod deletion in 3... 2...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# what?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# God's about
and he's being supertwattish
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10751200
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# haha - good evening.
don't tell me - you left your picture in your other trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# but i'm not wearing trousers...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# oo er...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# awesome! I'm not drunk
I'm going to draw something in paint


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# i don't have paint, i'm on a mac
/gay etc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# sh8iny round gaehy maaac [poaiant.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# If potatoes had scary hands like that I wouldn't eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# i would
and i'd chop them off first when i was peeling the little racist bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
# They'd drag themselves around the sink for a while before they stopped moving.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)
# hahah
i'm now wondering what they'd eat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# i plugged in my stylus for you, meats
i hope you're happy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# This gets the discomeats...

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
# if i said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# shit shit shit shit!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
# oops
replied to the wrong post
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)
# oh dear oh dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# this should be used as therapy
for post-natal depression.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
# ..or as a contraceptive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# I looked at it for too long
and I think I've gone sterile.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# 2nd time I've had to adblock that
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Fackin' 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# But in the morning you'll be sober and I'll still be...
...no, wait, that doesn't work, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# jolly good :D
have this then, which is certainly NWOT

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
# hang on,
i've jsut started a text thread, and you reckon this is nwot?!?!?!

ye daft bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# I like this
and I've never even heard of White Notley.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)
# You going to get down to the London bash this year, Micto?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# sadly no
it's the weekend of my wife's birthday
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Bitch of a birthday date, oh well
You guys have fun mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
# you calling my wife a bitch?
i'm gazzing rob
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Hello drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# What kind of donk would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Preferably a "bangin" one
although in a pinch a plain donk may suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Tha's sick tha!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
#
Would you like to dance to gabba?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# ahahahahaha that's beautiful man.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Hello!
What are you drinking micto?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# beer earlier
sloe gin now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Oooh sloe gin is lovely.
Terrible hangover though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# hmm, not usually
although it is a particularly maudlin drunkness
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# As am I... on bourbon, surprisingly.
Have this I started last night whilst even more drunk than I am now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# is it a horse?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)
# It's nice to see the texture of real-world drawing implements
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I left all my good pencils and such back in Manchester, like the dick I am.
So I have to settle with some older ones in the time being.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday is shite. Give it up.



No, I didn't delete a thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Well where did it go then?
I spent about three seconds of my life telling you it was shite
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
# hahahaha
Thank you for taking the time.

It was modded while I was re-sizing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# So you were re-sizing while leaving the thread intact
and a mod deleted the whole thread? Fucking mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Yes, I took the HTML out of the message to avoid more people seeing the 5.3MB image
and left a line saying "oh poop that's too big, be back with a resize."
I didn't mean to rape anybody's bandwidth, I just uploaded the wrong photo edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Yeah, I saw your edits
then it all vanished, like smoke in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Time to delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
NSFW images unlinked on /board... I've watched animations, several k over 400...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# All those moment will be lost in time...
like...

...tears...

...in boiling piss...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Well, given we are now in this awkward situation
This is how large Nina has got these days. I took this last week


^CFB

And given you were modded, you don't think it might have been unwise to repeat the same error you were apparently modded for? An unshopped image?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Nice cat.
The new image is 48.51 KB. Do you think my thread was deleted because starfish are now banned? Seems harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
# On a related note,
does anyone have the new guidelines for anemones and sea-urchins?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Starfish are altogether TWISTED and EVIL
I assumed this was common knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)
# They are lovely and sweet.
My image was slightly shopped, cropped & colour balanced, but yeah, it was largely unshopped.
I've seen some great RPS threads here and I thought I'd kick one off.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# To be fair
part of the problem with Sundays four or five years ago, were multiple mistakes like yours all day, and the post and run lurkers doing the same, and not doing what you did, was correct your original error. Hence why it became shite. And no matter how much web friendly advise to these morons helped the situation in any way.

It also became pointless, given the original point were a few snaps posted by regulars to regulars who might have actually had some genuine interest; that lots of lurkers hijacked for some odd reason, and it got out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Ah OK, thanks for the history lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# The thread was empty when it was modded, I think
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
# CAN I GET A WITNESS?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Had plenty of comments when I decided to reply mate
perhaps i've had a long day and my eyes have gone wrong or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# I mean, the image had been removed by the poster
with a note saying it was going to be resized and reposted in the existing thread.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
# an unshopped animal picture
on b3ta?

whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10751179
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# haha!
right on cue.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Its party piece
is eating and then shitting out of the same hole by turning its stomach inside out.

and you SO did.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# It wasn't me.
(The thread deletion, not the eating and then shitting out of the same hole. But that isn't me either.)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# thread deleting mods?
I predict 'starfishgate' headlines.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# THREADDY CHOPPER!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# pff,,, whatever....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
# this is not a 70s starfish :(
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# This is a 21st Century Welsh Starfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# ooops! too brown?! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)
# orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Cool
I was at the shore yesterday. No starfish but we saw some oyster catchers and arctic terns.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Well the only pics of the birds were taken from quite a long way off
so they're not great, just good enough to identify them from when we got home.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Maybe next time there'll be starfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:25, archived)
# whatthe fuck is going on with the mods on this fucking board, anyway?
fuck's sake
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# The Gash Street Kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# sniffy
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# butt-plug
Milf
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# This isn't Google, sir. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# haha - google's second door
on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Best reply EVER
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# desperate dong
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Willy Jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# The Cocks and the Geordies
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Softy Walter
:(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Roger the Todger
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Little Bum
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Chlamydia James
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Ballsack Boy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Cho King
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Minnie the minge
(Urg, hate that word)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Sounds a lot like whinge, as if it's about to have a good moan at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I have synaesthesia, and certain words conjure up involuntary and (mostly) unrelated sense impressions for me
and "minge" feels like pubic hair brushing against my mouth. Make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Synaesthesia always seemed like one of the more interesting disorders.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# It's not really a disorder, since it's generally benevolent or at least relatively harmless
The only exception for me is certain words that make me feel a bit nauseous because of the sense impressions they conjure up, but that's not very serious. Most of my synaesthia is temporal-spatial, for example every decade of the twentieth century has a specific colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# I couldn't think of a better word for it.
But I've always liked the idea of composers who could see music in colour, and the maths wizards who see numbers as shapes and do terribly complicated maths in their heads just by fitting "shapes" together.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# I've always found it very easy to remember dates of historical events
because I can see where they happened in time
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# What colour was the 80's, beige?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Silver
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Is it specifically the colour of silver spandex in "futuristic" music videos, because if so I can see a link there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Haha, yes I guess it is sort of
and yes there is often a very loose logic to the synaesthetic links. For example when I was learning the piano as a child I had coloured stickers on the keys, and these colours have stuck with me as the colours of the musical keys.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Is it just the 20th Century?
What colour was the 1760's? Or 2030?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Fuck off Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# that's an eggshell-blue
sentence, in my mind's eye.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# What colour is "eggshell-blue"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# your monitor's results may vary from mine:
www.langtoninfo.co.uk/showitem.aspx?isbn=0874086007365&loc=GBP
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# No no no, what colour is the word?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# oh, sorry.
it's burnt umber
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Yes - I guess it's the decades that we think of as having a particular cultural character
The 90s are gold, the 80s silver, the 70s chocolate brown, the 60s magenta, the 50s dark green, the 40s a shiney dark grey, like graphite, the 30s are dark blue, the 20s light grey, the 1910s dark brown and the 1900s a nice creamy yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Hmmm, I can see why the 40's might be a gun metal colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Possibly, but the war itself is a dark green blob
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# TINNED BEANS.
Just thought I'd share that image :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Oddly enough the word "penis" tastes like beans
but not the baked bean type, the nasty green harricot type.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# humans brain pockets
complex thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Assneck
alright, not STRICTLY a Beano character ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# H Ivy the Terrible?
...

:( *gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# the bumskulls
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Dennis the Penis
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Danny's Fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Little Plums
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# And Gasher the Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Hahahaha oh fuck!
I'm dying over here! :D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Is he going through the Wilf-red light district? :D
Also, any excuse:
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Whip it out as often as you like, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# cripes!
hoping for a big nosh-up, no doubt...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# thassa bit good mr dubya!
chortle chortle
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)
# ^reader's voice
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# haha shit yeah i forgot about the reader's voice thing
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# No results found for "haha!" Did you mean:
Guffaw!
Chortle!
Snigger!
Titter!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Or GNEE HEE HEE if we're counting Gnasher.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# I'm trying to remember Rasher's, now.
I think it was "Oink-hee", or something equally ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Yeah, or maybe 'snortle'? Damn... that's going to do my head in for hours now! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# tee-hee!
he's right, readers.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# haha i'm 10 again!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# arf!
*reads b3ta under the bedcovers with a torch*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Compo-it !!!
He's kind-of a super-hero, and he certainly looks at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# DING DONG!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Yay! Someone else who thinks he looks like a bellend
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Well I never...
That's quite impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Those testicles are unfeasibly large :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# But the 8 foot cock isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Nah. See knobs like that every day.
Though I may have been referring to Buster Gonad
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha:D
NSFW imageshack.us/photo/my-images/375/cockedherman10.gif/
(herman:D, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Ha-ha! Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
# And I'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# haha...THIS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Oh jesus wept. >:@
HEEERMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# ahaaha ffs Hed Millipede :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha!
you naughty man.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# hahafuck
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Haha, Ed Mybellend
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 6:20, archived)
# what a helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Shocking news...
uk.news.yahoo.com/china-firm-ready-buy-britains-weetabix-160740597.html

(thanatos, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# I used to enjoy a Chinese serial regularly when I was a kid
it was called The Water Margin.

It was great, now I think about it - heads being chopped off and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Liang Shan Po!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)
# yes!
- with the legendary Burt Kwouk narrating the British TV version, no less. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# He used to eat in the greasy spoon just around the corner from our old office.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
# excellent!
glad to hear Burt's a man of the people.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Oh yes.
And blacks eat watermelon too.

And Scotsmen exist entirely on fucking haggis.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# haha...
everyone knows you eat neeps and tatties, too
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
# And stonners.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
#
n
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# and chips with everything
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Jesus ! Who would fuck a haggis ?
must be all that whiskey they drink
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Scotchmen, surely?






runs away ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# if the Texans cant fuck it up then I'm sure the Chinese will be fine
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Well, they already make oatabix, so this isn't too far-fetched.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# I for one welcome our new ricey overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Fucking hell, the comments on that article are depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)

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