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[challenge entry] Wait a minute, he's not cleaning the carpet!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:51, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:54, archived)
# \o/ - So, he really was
watching him doing rude things.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
# is that how you wank?
he is worshiping at the shrine of the porn god :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# hehe
Ceiling cat sees all.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# haha!
I started trying to do something similar yesterday but after FAR too many pages of "wanking hidden camera" and suchlike on Google images, I had to take a break from the computer.
/therapy
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 4:25, archived)
# Corgi humour
(moistness, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Sorry for the TJ just had a mysterious tweet sent to me
"Smug's balcony is at Alsterglacis 7, 20354 Hamburg, looking SE. An hour well spent. Can't post on b3ta #lurker"


https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=Alsterglacis+7,+20354+Hamburg&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x47b18f226d12f469:0x7e18d5362bd36694,Alsterglacis+7,+D-20354+Hamburg,+Germany&gl=uk&ei=be3IT_SjAYXc8gPfucjXDw&oi=geocode_result&sqi=2&ved=0CAgQ8gEwAA

looks spot on.
ty mystery person
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# amazing!
Lurkers are always watching. Now just need to find the man himself. The pics look about 15 years old

The Balcony?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:36, archived)
# this is the kind of thing that'd keep Dave Gorman up at night until he did something about it :D
yup that's it..spin round on street view and you see a cross junction as well
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Meme Trek 8: The Search for Smug
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Pretty definite proof, that.
Zooming in a bit, the metalwork of the railings looks spot on for the original smug photo.

This has been a really fun day of discovery. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The view from the red car..

With thanks to Prodigy69 and the Mystery Tweeter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Oh, yeah.
I suppose it does fit the brief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# something has shat on the back of his head
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# haha nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# oh superb!
Smugday compo entry!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I just scared my cat*, guffawing so loudly at that.

* - This is not a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# This is all over the place.
I should probably redo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
What are these people doing, two houses to the left of the smugness?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# that is bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Either Smug has set fire to the block with one of his discarded cigars,
or the Hamburger Feuerwehr are moonlighting as window cleaners...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Smug posting cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:37, archived)
# just the facts ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Awesome.
Will post to my Germany-dwelling chums on facebook and see if we can't get some pics :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Can't emphasise enough how much I've been enjoying todays adventures in smug
Thank you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# it started of as a jolly down the beach
and we happened to stumble across a mysterious old photograph...who knew :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Crikey! It's like an episode of the Famous 5!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:19, archived)
# with lashings of ginger beer :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# The railings are correct


sorry, couldn't find a reverse view smug guy to drop in.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# the power of b3ta, impressive
I've been looking at Hamburg hotels all afternoon, convinced that croissant on a tray was from room service.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# amazin' innit..they're watching!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascual_Jordan
lived at Alsterglacis 7
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Smug git is a time travelling nazi :O
big words like quantum mechanics , quantum field theory, matrix mechanics, and fermions confuse me sorry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)
# seriously?
nazi or not he was a significant physicist
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Blimey, it f**kin' is and all
What a funny old day it's turned into...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# It has been a good day on B3ta
Someone has to start a "FIND THE SMUG GUY" Facebook page?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# na I think we should leave him be...
prepares rope, duct tape, hood
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Holy crap, we should start the b3ta detective agency
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:11, archived)
# find maddie !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Well poke a panda
So it is
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Amazing!
To think, I walked within mere tens of metres of the hallowed balcony when I was in Hamburg!

I have to laugh at the charming view off to the side of the balcony...I seem to recall quite a lot of people living rough around there, so maybe that's what he's so smug about.

Edit: According to a sign in front of the building, it's occupied by HanseMerkur, an insurance company, so it may be difficult to gain access to the balcony.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# oh come on! those fun loving germans are bound to allow a bunch of foreign idiots sit on a balcony of their property containing sensitive financial data taking pictures and eating croissants without issue!
any other situation is inconceivable!



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# It looks like it'd be quite easy to shin up the drainpipe,
if someone wanted to do a late-night smugness recreation, not that I'm condoning criminal trespass...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# just claim it's in the name of art, all will be well
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# This has made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# THIS HAS BEEN THE BESTEST DAY ON B3TA THAT THERE EVER WAS.
I have spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)
# woo corgi :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# hahahaha
Smug dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:51, archived)
# THis^
(herman:D, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
# time to go home
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue531/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# but I'm already home?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:07, archived)
# so am I
wait, what are you doing in my house?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# taking a shit in your laundry basket
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# ah that explains a few things
but not who pissed in the kettle...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# eurgh, is that what the taste is?
I just thought it was the Netto teabags
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:26, archived)
# somehow it tasted nicer than Earl Grey
I can't stand Earl Grey tea, almost worst than coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# me neither. It tastes soapy
Darjeeling FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Yay
Cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# meh, this newletter is so goldcock
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/06/01/edinburgh-marathon-medal-cock-up-_n_1562378.html?1338565722&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Must have been a hard road to travel.
I can imagine feeling very flaccid after running that marathon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Right folks it's beer teim
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I reich this! XD
I'm off out later on. I'll try not to drink too much this week. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:43, archived)
# try
But probably fail
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Got it in one. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Mine's a pint.
*clicks fingers and skips away*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# doom!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I bet he has teh uplaod codez too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
fuckin fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# hahahaha! :D
this is too much smugness... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Hooray! :D
So glad all these new smug pictures have appeared; they're a comedy goldmine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Ahahahahahaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# he certainly was/is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:08, archived)
# yes, I'll be using the "HE IS POINTING" image for some abuse I'm sure
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Woo! ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Philip, you plonker!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# HAHAAHAAH
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# corkin'

this would be a cool photoshop idea..if 'someone' could be arsed :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# it's gonna be a right royal knees-up

Made this for your collection because I couldn't find it.
Half way through tediously cutting out the stencil I realised I could have just shopped it.



Proper Blue Peter skills an old cereal box and a sheet of greaseproof paper
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahah wonderful!
You filthy boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# there is some fucking quality on b3ta today
:D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# hahaha I was expecting

there is some fucking quality on b3ta today .. and then this

thanks discomeats, it's good to know that pissing around doing stupid stuff will get appreciated on b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
#
will might
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# har har
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# AARGH! Wash that 300C immediately
*sobs
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Nice, I did this one a couple weeks ago

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha amazing!
Even the Philip you plonker line!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
Does anyone have the time
to write a funny line?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# 4chan's deformed cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
# smug as a bastard in a rug
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Sold to PopBitch for £87m
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# U turning on the u turns of our u turns
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# HARD SKIN HARD NUTS AND HARD CUNTS
(1.618..., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Celebrating 60 years on the interweb throne
with bunting
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha and here's the pic

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Celebrating 60 years of Corgi abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# i thought she only had one corgum
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Nah, new one every week, a clone...
..the used ones tossed into the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Raining on ones reigning parade
with bunting
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# setting fire to the bunker to get the council to give us a bigger one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# We're going over to a Steward's enquiry.
Griffy's toe may have just crossed the line there...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)
# HOORAY THE QUEEN ISN'T DEAD YET!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# YET!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Queen: I've always hated you all
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# READ AND WEEP, PISSCRANES
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# THE QUEEN: LIKE A COCKLESS KING
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Republicans still taking the day off
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# 'scaryduck was exonerated of all charges'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# ROYAL ISSUE: FREE PRINCE HARRY CUM RAG WITH EVERY 100 CLICK-THROUGHS
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# hahahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Double bank holiday?
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# "Celebrating the Queen's Jubblies".
"Would Jubileeve it?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Don't be mean have a wank for the Queen
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# iiiiiiiiit's smuuuuuuuuuugmaaaaaaas
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# 60 Fucking Years
Mummy...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# BNP receives 10p for every union jack sold
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# bunting in the fuck
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
# GAWD SAVE THE QUIM
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Throw your shares in the air like you just don't care!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# we ask the remaining beegee: how deep is your bruv?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# FUCK YOUR CUNTING BUNTING
(prince jellyfish has a mental age of, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# FOR FUCK'S SAKE MA'AM, SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Internet Cunt off to Bilderberg 2012
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# It could be worse
Charles could be on the throne
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# b3ta has better jubblies than the queen
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# couldnt give a fuck about the fucking jubilee
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# b3ta, proud supporters of the BNP since 1982
(prince jellyfish has a mental age of, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I like
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Feel free to tell everyone as much as possible
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:58, archived)
# you know what?
I think I might just....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# would rather hammer nails into his cock than watch the jubilee coverage
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Show us your Jubblys
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# they drink it in the congo
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# LIKE us on facebook....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Hands-only resuscitators struck by maudlin irony.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Smug with his band mates?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# hahah yeesssss
SMUGPLAY
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# There is something unsettlingly wierd about the shocking discovery of smug bastard with a cigar.
I always thought he'd be french, with a slim gauloises cigarette, not a big manly arnie cigar
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# There's nothing smug about a little cigarette though
It's the trappings of wealth and power that fuel his smugness
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I don't know,
this guy seems to be able to do smug with both types of smoking material.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# LEDDOVZUMZTEEM
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
He looks like Jack Nicholson.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I was thinking,
he could out-eat Jack in a shit-eating contest...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# eat out Jack?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Smug Nicholson!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# random image text from that site:
"pensioner joke smile laughing stand gay run joy old leisure grandfather enthusiasm wood"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# although I thought it said euphemism until i pasted it here
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# so it's not as funny as I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# OMG get that guy on a balcony with a newspaper and he's a serious contender!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I wont use up another thread with this.


ITS SMUG DAY SMUG DAY, GOTTA SMOKE CIGARS ON SMUG DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:50, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Haha
Tho whole range from A to SMUG...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# where are the sources of him in the black suit?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Got em all from here
b3ta.com/board/10779728
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# cheers!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
I thought EXACTLY the same mate.
He DOES look his double :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# MAKE TRADE SMUG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# SMUG YOU
THE TOBACCONIST
EVERY SMUG IS A CROISSANT
YELLOW (CROISSANT)
GOD PUT A CIGAR UPON YOUR FACE
A RUSH OF SMUG TO THE HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] *rumblerumblerumble* I'm gonna squash you flat, you gold statue stealing cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# took far too long
But that's the way I roll...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Heh heh
Annoyingly, the source images are limited to about 3 frames of Indy running away from the camera. As far as I can tell, every other shot of him running is towards the camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# ^
I had a go at something like this, but gave up. Good work, fella.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:43, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# har
the balls have eyes!

EDIT: Also, banged smug into photomerge, it produced some kind of Smug-me-smug-you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# It's the smugocalypse!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# haha that laptop!
That isnt a canvas table its on, that fucker is bending the metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# smugamese
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Our board can't repel smugness of that magnitude!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:42, archived)
# can anyone date that laptop?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# yeah why not, i've had worse
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# haha
(likeajackhammer, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# pffft!
the laptop wasn't the only one who still had a floppy by the end of the date
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# haha
b3ta is on top form today!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# This image challenge is producing some real quality stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Candle!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Whee! Happy B3TAday!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Princess Apeshit wishes you happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry]  
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# pahaha!
took me a minute. genius :)

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# *GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Miiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooowww!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# You complete me...
WOO and all the other gubbins..

*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# seamless.... very good
(likeajackhammer, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
# awesomefluffehness
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:16, archived)
# That's given me a big stupid friday grin!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Excellent
Soft terror
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# yaay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# absolutely fabulous
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Aw bless

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:38, archived)
# So much giggling
Love the ears flapping in the wind!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# ***GLEES***
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# this is all of the awesomes
*cliiiiick*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
# what ^they all said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Brilliant! =D
Now do a front view! I wanna see the fluff's face of glee!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 11:51, archived)
# what she said^
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# this gives me joy
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)
# wait! wait!
this am not nom-esis
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)
#


Click for bigger (292 kb)
(masterpimpofdoom, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# DIVERT ALL POWER TO THE FRONT FUCK SHIELDS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Sorry Freebase, it's smug's turn today.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# what you talkin bout ellis?
*in a gary coleman voice*

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I do hope this is real
Have a mini FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I need this car in my life

I imagine the horn going FUUUUCK in a Chewbacca-type voice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Its a Mini Countryman
All i did was add eyes and teeth:
usedminicooper.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mini-countryman.jpg
It just screams 'FUCK'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:21, archived)
# That's a Freebase car, even without the 'shopping
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# you bet your sweet fuck its real


Click for bigger (344 kb)

(masterpimpofdoom, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# *bids twevlty hunsand dollars*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# haha
I can think of no better use for company resources in these tough economic times.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# hahah park it outside Freebase's gym
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Holy shit, THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Blimey

*orders another six buckets of toner*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:21, archived)
# YES!
FUCKING YES!

You should have had one of these at the b3ta bash :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# the plot fuckens
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:28, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha wow
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# EPIC WIN
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:28, archived)
# A0 for teh win!
My boss accidentally printed out his boarding pass with the plotter. We displayed it up in our canteen :)
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# This is hilarious on so many levels
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# hahahaha WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE YOU
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# classic b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] strangers in the night
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# hahah
Must watch that again soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Lovely.
(still havnt seen the film)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# No fighting in the war room!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# This is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Wow
Love that quote as well
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Best bit of the film.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Hahah! Brilliant stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Oh my brilliant
Clicks like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
great.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# This compo is turning out to be better than I thought it would.
A lot more fun than the sad far right children's books I wanted.

Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I love it when a business meeting comes together!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# smug in a skug
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Skug in a mug in a skug monster jug

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Wearing Uggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# he looks snug as a bug in a rug
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# No, that's his real hair
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# that's not smug - it looks like bourbon fox in one of his lion masks
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
# It's not smug, no: it's skug.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
#
b3ta.com/~skug
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# howdy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Haha
That monster has just had a smugeostomy!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# haha arf :) and for anyone interested I've uploaded them all here
www.mediafire.com/?pj84h37zpwy3zw6

get them while you can
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Top find Prodge
You must have nearly pissed yourself when you saw all the pics
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I nearly pissed myself when I seen cigar smug

it was a full on flood when I found 3 website pages full of his smug mush
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# so how did you find these?
were you out deliberately looking for him, or was it just a failed attempt to find some German hard core porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# but from a. bit from b.
was looking for other smug images and seen one of him smoking a cigar,
used googles 'find similar images'
came across another,
followed that back to a photostock site.

bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# top work
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Failed?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# haha
German giraffe porn!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Prodigy, you deserve a freaking b3ta knighthood for this
or at the very least, the keys to Rob's wine cellar
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# ^ this
If this amazing achievement isn't celebrated in next week's newsletter, let's all storm Rob's wine cellar and darn the keys.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Freud would have a field day with smug
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# arf!
anyone want anything from the lidl? i'm going to get some eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Minge coffee please
and an arc welder
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# i'll be disappointed if i can't purchase both of these items there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Right above the creamy fudge
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# and clubcard points too...
www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/welsh-lady-ass-fudge.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Tesco have no pride.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/7166/1204154294/tescorubbishlabel.jpg

Anyway, I'm on a tight household budget:
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/7166/1266447575/unshoppingaldi.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha wow
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha!
just showed that to my parents, they snortled in amused disbelief
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# they like arc welding huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Ooh! One of those ring-bound notebooks
with the squared paper!

Erm. Olive oil, peppered ham, JD Gross Ecuadorian 70% Cocoa chocolate (the dark red one) and a lava-rock gas babecue please.

And a sexy foreign accent on a rough-as-a-badger's-jacksy checkout girl please.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# i LOVE that chocolate!
better go, the natives are getting restless for their groceries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# It's the detail on the crest on each square that gets me.
They must carve the mould with a tunneling electron microscope and inject the chocolate at about a million PSI or something.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# at my local, there is a girl on checkout who is gorjuss!
she looks all exotically foreign, but is from Swindon!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Did your t shirt arrive?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# yes, i've worn it twice!
and bye, shop tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# BEEP BEEP BEEP! BANGWAGON REVERSING! BEEP BEEP BEEP! BANGWAGON REVERSING!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
forever more, 1st June will be SMUGDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# merry smugmas!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# MERRY SMUGMAS EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# This Smugmas I hope Father Smug brings me
a cigar and a giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# and a cabbage mask
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Aunties Selma gives me a cabbage mask and a massive gold ring every smugmas
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# You had better be good this year...
...otherwise he may cross(ant) you off his presents list.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Found the location in Hamburg!


Seems they forgot to clean up.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
however, this has to be the next thing. Find the exact balcony on Google Maps
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Its the Abbey Road for the new generation!
Might hide a vacuum packed croissant as a geocache.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# i was thinking that the other day
now that is a challenge
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# You weren't all that far off!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Hamburg underground.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The S-Team!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I can't believe someone found him
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:03, archived)
# I wonder what his reaction would be
To seeing every shop that b3tans have done of him
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Upgrade to champagne and pain au chocolate.
Or whatever that is in German. Cough sweets and pickled cabbage or something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# sekt und schweizercroissant oder scholokadencroissant
actually bananaweizen would be better than sekt. fuck sekt.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Scholokaden sounds delicous
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
# does to me, too
i think it's made out of sheep testicles
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Translation: Collapsing New Buildings.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# scholokaden?
damn, i thought it was sheep balls :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Ignore me, I'm being a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha
b3ta is meant to be a place for being a dick without people getting offended
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Ah, but we all love a good flounce, don't we!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
# damn straight
we haven't had one in two weeks now, i'm beginning to get edgy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# two weeks?
who was that? and was it terminal?
one question, three parts, one rhetorical
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:41, archived)
# that "two weeks' may actually be four or five
whoever it was flounced around the time that the hedgehog from hell hung up his hat. actually that was quite a long time back. no wonder i'm edgy.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:43, archived)
# ls18?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:46, archived)
# too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:46, archived)
# LEST WE FORGET
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# ah, you mean clay
bastard, i wanted to bid on one of his little clay sculptures, but he disappeared
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:46, archived)
# He disappeared but not sure what happened to his dolls
They were "sold" for 6 quid, but not sure if the deal got done
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# damn, really?
i would paid a bit more than that. i was unsure about whether they would be delivered, so i didn't bid
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Yeh, shame really, all that.
That work was worth more than that - I would guess it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:00, archived)
# seriously, his clay work looked fucking awesome*
*i was overawed
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# aha, so it was
quite a while back, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Wait, what?
THFH is gone?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# for a while, at least
he didn't like mods editing people's posts.

he'll be back. he's almost certainly reading this RIGHT NOW.

I SEE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY HOW MUCH I HATED HIM.
Looks like I missed that whole mod edit thing. I always miss the fun stuff. Always.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Blame HappyToast
Allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Ooh, I think I'll listen to a spot of EN now...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# My mate Steve managed to fall asleep in the centre of the crowd during their set at ATP a few years ago.
Fair enough. It wasn't like they were chucking fucking cutlery at huge sheets of metal or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# If he's a typical smug bastard,
it would be "They're paying attention to meee! I am wonderful!" and not giving a toss about anything else.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# He'd just be awfully smug about it all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# And want royalties
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# what's this, smug cunt's labyrinth?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# He's all mouth and no trousers, that lad
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# that's a grandma saying, right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:13, archived)
# *sucks on mint imperial*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:17, archived)
# what, werther's not good enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Meh, they cloy up me plate
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# that sounds impressively filthy and a bit sickening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# You just described me to a tee, Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# this does not surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Now he has been found, we need the next b3ta bash on THAT balcony.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# i'll be in hamburg in a couple of months time
i might try and track it down and have a photo taken of me with a paper, a croissant and an orange juice. i'll be looking very smug.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Do iiiiiiiiiiit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:17, archived)
# i shall most definitely give it a try
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# This has to be done. Plant a furtive flag there and claim it for planet b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
# two flags
one furtive, one noobmaster
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# now, tell me i'm a conspiracy theory type mentalist,
but doesn't google, perhaps facebook too, have some kind of method of working out where a pic was taken?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# given the sheer size of hamburg and the lack of decent evidence we've got i'm not sure that would work :(
i'm going to try though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# a balcony, some intersections and a red car
what more does google need?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
# the chance to drive around sniffing out details of everyones' wi-fi
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:34, archived)
# it's for the good of the people
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# banner's first name is robert, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# was david his middle name?
that's a very scottish thing to do. not that i know whether the hulk was scottish, or not

oh and stop trying to confuse me, it'll never work, as i have the mental dexterity of a finely honed rubber dildo
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# his full name is robert bruce banner, he revealed it in a fantastic four comic
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# IT'S DAVID!!!!

bruce
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# That's probably only if the image includes geotagging data.
It's possible that the higher resolution versions of the stock images contain that.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Nah I doubt that
I contacted the agency and their answer on my question about location was "probably Hamburg" but they didn't have any further details on location (even approximate) :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# The photographer should remember though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I tried that approach but all comms go through the management team
The chap is 75 years old though, and the photo looks like it's at least 10 years old - can't see him remembering when or where he took a photo of a smug man with big gums and a croissant, when he's previously taken photos of Salvador Dali :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# The photo's age
explains why he's still so smug when he's got such a crappy laptop!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Hey, he's gone retro and turning into a smug hipster!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Pah
I access the internet using my manual typewriter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# I'd certainly remember that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# :) And now I have a mission for when I'm in germany
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# fuck, i'll have to try and beat you to it
it's like scott and amundsen all over again
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# without the freezing to death
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# No lets keep the threat of death
it adds to the tension
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# there's always a threat of death
we're all going to die sooner or later and very few of us know when
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I have a pretty good idea how I'll die
drowning in a sewer somewhere chocking on a turd
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# If you play your cards right
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# i know how i want to die
either of an explosive orgasm or being taken down by a swat team in a hail of bullets, whilst i laugh maniacally on a rooftop after going utterly tonto with a minigun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# good point
amundsen didn't freeze to death though, which in this loose analogy gives me a distinct advantage
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# true
he got to say how valiant scott was in public, then laugh his non-frozen bollocks off behind closed doors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:40, archived)
# my speech on returning home
"paul_p was a damned good man with a sewer and a camera. hamburg proved too much for him but he died a hero, a man i'm proud to have ever had the chance to compete against. god bless."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# he'd kick your arse in paris
that place is one big sewer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# :) Paris Catacombs
Don't challenge me underground
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# only the french could make a tourist attraction out of avenues of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# no shit in the catas
only human bones
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# now i wouldn't mind seeing that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:09, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# very true
i'll stick to the germanic countries where people know how to clean the streets
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# my dad loves germany
when he got home from there, he was forever going on about how lovely and clean it was. then again, he was near the black forest.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
# i lived in heidelberg for years
it's certainly very clean, if you ignore the rats in bismarckplatz
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# dad was in winterberg
although he did visit heidelberg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# It's a very nice part of the world
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# he was only there for 9 months in the 80's
doing the whole auf wiedersehn pet thing. i think they were working on thatched cottages. he brought me home a lovely pair of white leather snow white and the seven dwarfs clogs, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
I think that's when things will get *too* weird around here
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I've just been skimming central Hamburg with Google Maps
on satellite view...lots of similar-looking looking junctions, but nothing so far...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# I've taken the simpler course of emailing the photos to some friends who were born and raised in Hamburg
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Good plan!
I spent a couple of days in Hamburg the other year, but there's nothing in the photos that I'd remember, even if it it somewhere I passed by.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Just to think
Somewhere in Hamburg there is a balcony where right now someone could be innocently sipping tea
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I bet they've put lemon in it and are looking seriously smug, too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Actually they're probably sucking on a latte
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# smug cunts
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# they only realised it was him
when the smugdar exploded
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Orange gold! Texas Tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# yeeehahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# God daaamn you, JR!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# *shoulderpads*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:30, archived)
# There will be smug.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:08, archived)
# you!
was it you who won the mystery bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# What mystery bottle? :)
P.S. you too!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# that stuff was vile
it was like toilet duck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Glad I missed it, then :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# i didn't, i got it right in the magners
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# nope
i was pissed, i mixed it with a pint of magners to make it drinkable, which explains why i was singing abba outside the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Now *that* I would have liked to see :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# me too
i don't remember doing it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# one of the keywords is children's hands
my child doesn't have hands like that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# are you sure
best check
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# You never had hands like that?
I think I lost mine during puberty, about 13 years old.

Must be a Manchester thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# yeah lost mine about the same time
and I'm also a manchester lad
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# He was certainly front of the queue when they were handing out gums
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Ooops.


Here you go folks - free repost thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# I entirely meant to do this as a reply on my other thread below.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I wondered why I was rissed out my tits
nwot
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Yes.
It's very clearly not worth its own thread but the abuse from threadwasting is generally less than for thread deleting.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:02, archived)
# I was referring to my poor effort :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:04, archived)
# In the naaaaaaaame of Allah
One night in the name of Allah
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)
# U2 can be fundaMENTALIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# RIS
Shit robot dog in a cheap set lols
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Row, row, row your fuck, gently down the fuck.

Fuckety, fuckety, fuckety, fuckety, life is but a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Girlfriend-eye view O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)
# What fuckstop is the camera set to?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:40, archived)
# f-fuck at fuck-all seconds I think?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:42, archived)
# 1/fuck seconds at fuck.6
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:44, archived)
# fuck.6 is good. You'll get a nice depth of fuck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# I am wearing out the 'I like this' button
the b3ta server mice may have to apply some WD-40
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:40, archived)
# fake, no control panel partially obscuring his face
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)
# the way his face keeps looming like that
it's almost as if he's having angry sex with a midget
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
# nice work
She looks in pain
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# life is indeed but a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] DUN-DUN-DUN-DA-DA-DAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I really should watch Blakes 7 again
I imagine I last saw it in 1981 :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I rewatched it about ten years ago, maybe a bit less.
Whenever they were bringing all the DVDs out.

It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:00, archived)
# What I did over the Easter Weekend.
In three and a half days over the Easter weekend, me and my bestest friend watched all 52 episodes on DVD. That took some organisation to make sure we had food and drink in so we didn't have to go out or anything. I was worried my memory played tricks and it would turn out to have been shit.

But you know what? It was great. You have to make allowances for the FX, obviously, but other than that, there were no more than two or three bad episodes, and at least half a dozen really, really good ones, and all the rest were good, watchable stuff.

And yes, there were some non-canon crossover things produced, 'cos the guy who wrote "Robots of Death" also wrote a B7, and crossed some characters and places over from one to the other in a later story. Nothing on the telly though.

And also yes, Terry Nation who created B7 also created the Daleks and suggested them being the Big Bad at the end of season 2, but the BBC said no. The BBC's Awesome Card was therefore revoked, and they weren't recertified as Awesome again until they produced the Dalek/Cyberman smackdown at the end of season 2 of the New Doctor Who.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# I always hoped that the Doctor turned up at the last minute and dragged him into the Tardis.
(The characters have been mentioned as existing in the same universe, and there was once talk of the Daleks being the Big Bad in a series of Blake's 7)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# That would have been very cool.
*imagines Orac arguing with K-9*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Oi Dr. Who scriptwriters!
Get to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Torchwood would have been far cooler
with Avon running it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:13, archived)
# "Yes, so we blew up Cardiff."
"But we're safe, and incidentally saved Earth, so be silent."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Torchwood would have been much cooler
if they'd re done Blakes 7 instead
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:23, archived)
# re-do Blake's 7?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:38, archived)
# I have never heard that before
Well, there's a storyline for Doctor Who
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:32, archived)
# You and I are of the same era mate
Remember Travis with his Laseron Destroyer?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Of course!
I was just thinking about shopping him as either:

a Red Dwarf simulant

a Borg
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:10, archived)
# I guess Borg would be closer to home
I cried when they all got shot up in the last episode
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:17, archived)
# I still think that's
one of the finest endings I have ever seen.

But I do like to imagine that Avon somehow made it out alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:36, archived)
# The buggerator?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)
# I once won a "Mel from Dr. Who" action figure as a joke prize
I converted it into a Travis-style cyborg.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:13, archived)
# I would have expected nothing less :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "ooops"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:26, archived)
# This would never have happened to Bruce Banner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Ah, the Bruce Banner factor
I raise you a Steve Austin
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Their power levels on TV were pretty much identical, (chucking people into fences and bending locks, mostly).
But Ol' Lettucelips in the movies wouldn't even notice if Steve Austin dived out of a plane and kicked him in the head.
Puny cyborg!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Yeah, but the Hulk never had a fight with Bigfoot!
youtu.be/6SZMn_711s4
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:55, archived)
# He's beaten Sasquatch up loads of times..
www.leaderslair.com/noexcuses/hulk2-272.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# I meant telly
I don't read funny books
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:24, archived)
# or david banner
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Or Eric Bana
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:48, archived)
# That name change really bugged me as a kid.
*is over it, now*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:51, archived)
# i only realised today
i always thought he was bruce banner. then it was david
i just thought i'd mis-remembered it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Hehe, could see that coming
but it made me laugh anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
# haha
Have you been involved in an "accident"?
Then call the Chinese Secret Service
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:37, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Haha oops
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha...excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Conservation of momentumlols.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:34, archived)
# =))
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:10, archived)
# John Cusack ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Ah, the heady joys of Top Trumps..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# ha ha!
brilliantly silly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:17, archived)
# that's gotta hurt?
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)

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