I couldn't see it for ages, to the point where I thought the joke was that the maze was impossible or something (turns out it's plenty possible, I'm just shit). Now I can't not see it.
(Kushanjust wants to fit in..to your mum,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:36,
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I think happytoast already dun it anyway
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:39,
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steeeeeve!
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:29,
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It looks great, but I have no idea who it is
and Gary Lineker doesn't start with Steve edit: through the magic of filenaming the reply gifs I've found out who it is, I've also never seen a single film he's been in.
(Antubisright round, like a record, lion,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:31,
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I do like this, and at least that slinky thing is never going to get to the top just to realise it forgot its wallet
(Antubisright round, like a record, lion,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:25,
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@!#?@!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:25,
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This is making my brain go all wrong
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:28,
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:D
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:21,
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I've just spent the last 10 minutes trying to remember the name of an old Amiga game I had :(
It had a pyramid arrangement of cube tiles that looked very much like this, and the object was to run up and down the screen changing the colours of the tiles as you walked over them, while avoiding balls that bounced down them
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:41,
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Q*bert?
possibly a clone called Q*Bic if it was on the Amiga.
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:59,
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Woah
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:28,
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how rare and good
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:32,
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(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:36,
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It's sad the hormone treatment seemingly takes years to affect the hands.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:08,
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i do think the doctors should say, look we will help you look more ish like a sort of women, but fucks sake you've got bigger hands than frank bruno, fuck all we can do to sort that
i always see these and want to recreate them in lego
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:11,
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I'd like a game with these sort of textures in 3d
I think it would look stylish
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:14,
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i'd like to try living inside such a game
i believe there would be dragons.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:22,
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it could be quite epic
probably a good idea to quietly level up in secret
so that when shit goes down, the shit goes down harder due to your badassery. Then you get like loads of gold and shit, and nobody bothers you again until the sequel.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:24,
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yeah
i'd be all like "look at me, i'm rich and i've got a big sword and leather clothes!"
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:32,
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a bit of a Smash Monkey Warrior Princess what you mean I'm not a princess I've got a fucking sword thing going on?
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:33,
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a bit, yeah
only they wouldn't DARE say i wasn't a princess, not after what i did to the last village....
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:34,
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That stinging review in "Which Village" still haunts them to this day.
The bit where you called the central water-feature "mediocre" caused the mayor a whole week of shame.
i'm still waiting for this washing to finish, then i have to get the bus ho e with it, hang it out, do the dishes, tidy up and get myself comfy. then, maybe, i can go to the shop for booze.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:04,
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Now that's a name for a game.
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:56,
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yes it is
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:58,
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(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:34,
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Novak Jockovic
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 16:22,
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that's a big sporran
I don't think the doctors got Phil's diagnosis quite right.
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 16:47,
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all the better for keeping his balls warm
looks like phil has a doze of thrush
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 16:55,
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When they hatch, they will be proclaimed his legitimate heirs
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:02,
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CATNIPPPPPPPPP
:)
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:09,
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(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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arrrrrrgh
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:59,
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you bad, bad person
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:01,
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(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:18,
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*snort*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:41,
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That's my doggy that is :)
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:46,
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no pets atm
may get another spider soon, or maybe a snake
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:54,
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I had a snake many years ago.
He was a huge Indian python who went to live at Linton Zoo when he got a bit snappy.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:02,
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ex boyfriend landed me with a massive carpet python when we split
wasn't long before i threatened to kill him if he didn't come and get it. i like snakes, but it weighed a ton, it was an escape artist and i was fed up of defrosting mice in front of the heater
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:08,
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pfft
(Antubisright round, like a record, lion,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:45,
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100% fact
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:49,
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argh no
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:17,
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(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:02,
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Haha!
(macroscian(1 like),
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:47,
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What a wonderful sense of (de-)humidifier
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:36,
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(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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best friends
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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sweet
in a disquieting fashion
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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Well damn
That was my dream o.0 I coaxed a cat in and it attacked my eye, although admittedly it wasn't dangling at the time Love the motion Edit: and I don't believe I was undead
(Antubisright round, like a record, lion,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:31,
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better than my dream
of having my nose eaten off by a fox :(
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:40,
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That does sound slightly worse
and I expect you smelled terrible /oldjokes
(Antubisright round, like a record, lion,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:59,
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pfff
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:11,
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Maybe it's a premonition
You're the new Nostrildamus.
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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i haven't foreseen the coming of the demons
as portrayed in the film, demons.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:18,
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don't you eyeball me you zombie bastard
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:36,
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nice swiping action, & i like the zombie fella's spaz-hand
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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i don't think it's a spaz hand
more a torn-off stump
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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i mean the hand nearest the camera
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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ah, right
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:11,
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Palsied.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:13,
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yeah, i'd give her one from the top and the rest from anywhere else, phwoar!
(sockmore tea vicar?,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 8:49,
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I'd chuck a fuck right up 'er
(Rocker_44(-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 8:58,
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What a pleasant way of phrasing it...
I have spent the last three and a half hour sorting out my plumbing (central heating) and I pop back to find that the last new post was posted at 8:15? WTF is going on here?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:06,
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I thought three and a half hours was a long time to sort out your plumbing
You used to toss off several by seven every morning ;)
(RedHouseover yonder,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:36,
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^ True....
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:25,
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You want to get into her vowels?
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:31,
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she can select the inverted T formation in my numbers round any day.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 10:02,
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^ This
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:04,
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(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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I have seen Countdown recorded a couple of times
I should have kidnapped her.
(executiverockeronly wears C&A,
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 0:36,
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'ning!
It might be better if the first few letters were transposed. Then again, I may be talking out of my hungover, "I'm sorry Mr Finnbar, but you can never drink again" arse.
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 10:02,
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Ha ha. FP this now!
Oh wait...
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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:D
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:08,
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Ace! :D
And, the obligatory '^ Would'
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:57,
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Also, I have amended the crossword below ... apologies for my shit clues, I blame the beer :(
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:18,
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oooooo, big words
where the fuck is every cunt?
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:29,
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I was just wondering that.
Five-and-a-half hours without a new thread must be a record, surely?
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:50,
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Ditto
(Claude Speedwas a Roman called Claudius Speedicus,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:51,
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yup
right, i'm off then :D
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:04,
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*waves*
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:15,
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It is a record and don't call me shirley
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:14,
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Her rack is much bigger than Carol's
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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and far less saggy.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:24,
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goatess redemption, shawshank goatsee?
edit - ah shit, it just looks like dude peering into a hole. fail! *kills self*
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 7:51,
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Definitely a fail
You must copy the original hands from the original image (not forgetting the ring - and no cropping one hand and mirroring; it's cheating).
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:13,
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i did that first,
but this is supposed to be a view from the inside, looking out, and the original hands won't work for that. this one doesn't really work, as it looks like the hands are the prison governer's
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:39,
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it looks fine!
well, not fine - you know what i mean :)
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sat 9 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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merge it with this pic of an endoscopy and you'll have yourself an winrar! (minus the text of course)