he's a bit fucking mental by all accounts
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:08,
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just how we like our 'celebrities'=D
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:22,
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no one likes a wife beateror if they do they need a kicking too
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:32,
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Woah there...I love me Stella
; )
(; )
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:35,
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I keep clicking the Xbut I can still see the weird cunt!
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:11,
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hahathis was my face when i first wanked
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:27,
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Did you have the beard and sword too? :D
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:28,
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ball beard and pork sword taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:33,
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Haha! :DAlso, did anyone just see something about Animals Eating Animals, or do I need to go for a walk?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:34,
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i saw something about americans eating a donut? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:43,
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I saw a rather large lady getting on a train the other dayshe was carrying a large box of Krispy Kremes. She appeared to be alone.
Conclusions were jumped to
(Conclusions were jumped to
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:47,
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Bash is my stopBut there are 2 of them next to each other. I'm confused...
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:03,
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We're all wankersI mean who hasnt EVER wanked?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:08,
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Fuck off, he well had his disciples finger his holes.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:18,
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He was so pent up, he had wood every morning
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:20,
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Didn't he chuck his muck at the market traiders in the temple or something?
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:22,
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haha4 fingers til they touched his spine, i tell thee
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:21,
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It was probably 47, 48 years ago.I can't even remember where I put my bus pass.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:18,
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I thought I'd broken it Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:21,
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I was a late starter. There was so fucking much of it! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:25,
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MUM!!!!! I'VE BROKE ME COCK! Bwahahahhahhahhahhaha!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:32,
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And you thought you were an android, bleeding vital blood all over your bedsheets? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:25,
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I knew something was meant to come outbut I was expecting about a teaspoon's worth, not the half litre or so that did.
Those were the days, being able to hit the ceiling with it!
(Those were the days, being able to hit the ceiling with it!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:28,
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Ceiling cat doesn't remember them so fondly.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:02,
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Haha, ceiling cat is covered in man-juice
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:05,
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I doI was actually quite distraught and shocked. I enjoyed fiddling with my knob, but one time i overdid it and made a spunky mess. I thought 'arghhh - i could be a dad! Im old enough to father a child!' and got upset.
This was last month.
(This was last month.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:23,
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Hahahahahahaha:) Mine was after some rather embarrassing 'wet dreams'
I was 'told' how to do the 'dirty deed'.
Now, I assumed it just 'oozed' out as that is how it felt in the dreams.
The big day came...
...there I sat in the toilet, door obviously locked
and sat there, shall we say 'performing the necessary motions?'
looking down at my teenage-hood.
At this point I discovered what 'ejaculation' REALLY meant
(pre-Google of course).
Oh how I laughed
(I was 'told' how to do the 'dirty deed'.
Now, I assumed it just 'oozed' out as that is how it felt in the dreams.
The big day came...
...there I sat in the toilet, door obviously locked
and sat there, shall we say 'performing the necessary motions?'
looking down at my teenage-hood.
At this point I discovered what 'ejaculation' REALLY meant
(pre-Google of course).
Oh how I laughed
Ninj,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:31,
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For fucks sake, "First wanks" is going to end up the next qotw isn't it?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:33,
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Every other QOTW ends up as it Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:36,
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hahaha - same here! It was like a flipping Atom Bomb going off!funnily, i remember i had Ox Tales on TV in the background.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsqTA1KvmBk
No, i am not a furry.
Ah, those were the days - when you could have a massive wank from memory without the aid of total immersion full screen HD porn
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsqTA1KvmBk
No, i am not a furry.
Ah, those were the days - when you could have a massive wank from memory without the aid of total immersion full screen HD porn
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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I had last night's early evening news on......err..hang on...
( Ninj,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:45,
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I feel like we know each other much more now*offers spunky hand for a handshake*
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:52,
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Justin Lee Collins?he'll want to see your internet history
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:35,
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ARGH - he can see all my dirty sins! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:06,
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You're not doing /talk right :'(stuj in a prick/wanker thread?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:12,
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It all merges into one big mess after 8 years :(
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:14,
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Tell it to the judge, Glitter.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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So I was on my way in to the office this morning when I noticed a five car pile up, there were bodies everywhere.I didn't stop to help because the police were already on scene but I did pause just to fantasise about fucking one of the dead women, when was the last time you stuck your willy in a trifle? You can't say 14.
pricks
(pricks
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:24,
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This is what Chunder needs to write instead of swearbots, an automated Gilgamesh.He'd render the whole thing obsolete.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:26,
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Don't we already have at least one of those?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:27,
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I'm just saying we could automate /talk completely and be done with the whole thing.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:29,
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I might put this on the bugs and feature requests thing.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:33,
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love itvery Great Bear
TJ: a big thanks to all the lovely people in The B3ta Clique Facebook group who helped me out enormously with some technical problems I was having. - You guys are the greatest!
(TJ: a big thanks to all the lovely people in The B3ta Clique Facebook group who helped me out enormously with some technical problems I was having. - You guys are the greatest!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:06,
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Blimey!That must have took a while!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:08,
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I went to the london transport museum last weekThey had a bit about the design evolution of the tube map, and they had this one, as well as one with comedy folks' names on it.
Bit daft really. Replacing one bit of text with another one isnt really 'art'.
(Bit daft really. Replacing one bit of text with another one isnt really 'art'.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:09,
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is that the one in the corner of Covent Garden? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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AyePretty big, considering its tucked away in the middle of all that stuff
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:24,
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and right on cue...today's news...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/26/london-underground-vintage-tube-posters-from-1913--1955-christies-_n_1915479.html?utm_hp_ref=tw
(www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/26/london-underground-vintage-tube-posters-from-1913--1955-christies-_n_1915479.html?utm_hp_ref=tw
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:32,
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The QOTW line needs to stop by at Honda Accord, surely?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:07,
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You would certainly think so, I grant you that. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:09,
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Fear not.All trains have a buffet car selling boozes, pies, cakes, lard and bacon.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:14,
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Oh now that should have gone on :( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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Thames should be yellow ...
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:18,
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But the Thames is the sewer.If it were yellow it would clash with /talk.
Actually you have a good point.
(Actually you have a good point.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:21,
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/Talk should be south of the river taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:26,
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saaaf of the river?at this time of night? Have to charge dubble mate.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:29,
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Unpossible I'm afraid.They would all have to be magenta.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:56,
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Thanks.Might have my afternoon nap now.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:58,
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I've heard horrible ghost stories about the Flounce StationPeople get off but nobody ever gets on.
...except this strange little Japanese girl with a slight cut on her finger.
(...except this strange little Japanese girl with a slight cut on her finger.
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:01,
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Yeah but she just changes trainand comes back on the circle line.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:05,
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epic stuffand great thread
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:18,
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Well, that's a bit goodhave a click
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:35,
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Top work right there Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:04,
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I can understand there being no Kane...That makes a lot of sense. But no Jones?
(
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:01,
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^It practically got Brett killed. At least a dog would have barked and warned him. The cunt.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:05,
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Thus ruining the film.Yuck, I just said thus. Hate that word.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:19,
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The 3rd film had a dog and look how that turned out.
(
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:23,
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hm - true. They were all prison-y cunts who deserved to die anyway. The dog was just dispensing swift justice to those lawless lot.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:25,
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Sigourney BelmerWoo - i just got FP for my Darth Ferengi pic! Not had one for yeeears
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:04,
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yeah, she ate everyone else's food after they were killedcongrats on the fp
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:11,
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Well done sirIt makes the day feel better, doesn't it?
( Q4nobody,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:56,
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1. Stanton
2. Weaver
3. Skeritt
4. ????
5. YAPHET!!!
(2. Weaver
3. Skeritt
4. ????
5. YAPHET!!!
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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Ha ha ha!I have a picture on Flicker tagged hen-tie. According to the stats page it gets a lot of attention.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:48,
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The most popular page on my blog is entitled "Erotic Children's Fiction"Barely a day goes by when at least one person doesn't search for it.
I think it's appropriate here to steal HEKIM's gif...
(I think it's appropriate here to steal HEKIM's gif...
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:53,
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haha not seen miguelle in a while 
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:15,
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He's been locked away for some timefor smuggling stillborn babies in and out of Thailand
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:18,
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he's such a cunt :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:27,
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arf!You got a real purdy mouth boy!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:02,
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you wanna fack my sissta???she very cleen
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:13,
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thats my momma y'all talkin' bout! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:14,
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I was listening to someone reiterating the director's comment on this, recently: that he'd recently had a holiday in the Deep Southand everyone he'd encountered had been so lovely, so hospitable, so kind and polite, that he felt compelled to make a horror story about it.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:14,
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they must've given him a reacharound thenLike gentlemen.
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:20,
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Actually, rape is NEVER funny!...pffft!! :P
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:39,
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Not even when I'm wearing my clown costume?
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:45,
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Squeeal Piggy!That kid is like Beavis and Butthead mixed?
( Q4nobody,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:53,
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Too many eyes man. Slightly amusing TRUFAX: Abu Hamza's real name is Mustafa Kamel. Chortle.
( Shlvng,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:22,
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Heh : )morning....wanna join me and Hekim in a threesome
b3ta.com/board/10853997
(b3ta.com/board/10853997
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:28,
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The mission is bufferingsexeh
(
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:30,
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arfhi guys
*waves*
(*waves*
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:43,
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it's a bit quiet here isn't it?I'm mega busy, but I find myself procrastinating
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:51,
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HahahaQuick, press F5!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:56,
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the world would be a better placeif we used this buffering image
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBBneCRCWG4
nice pic btw
(,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:02,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBBneCRCWG4
nice pic btw
nicely NinjAlways reminds me of Mount Rushmore that pic
( Q4nobody,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:01,
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he was in the bandwhen i went to a zappa concert in '88 iirc
(
Kaiser,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:41,
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Never seen that versionnicely
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 8:18,
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George Osbourne is over 20% of all politicians?
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 5:49,
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I heard you can get it from sailors (but not from a toilet seat)
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 5:57,
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Val Doonican is contageous ?
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:04,
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Once you've got him, you can't get rid of him Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:13,
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NoThey don't
It's like the tube map.
Now, if you wanted to shout about my spelling, that'd be a different matter.
But as I'm off to bed now, save your breath.
Night night b3tards
(It's like the tube map.
Now, if you wanted to shout about my spelling, that'd be a different matter.
But as I'm off to bed now, save your breath.
Night night b3tards
An Egg ,D,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:24,
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George Osbourne = Red EyeI think there's an app for that
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 5:54,
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ahhhahhhahNEW MEMES FOR OLD
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 5:49,
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Yay it's new image challenge day hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:03,
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hehehebroken penis is broken
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:05,
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:D*invents sucking machine next
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:43,
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He's #1 so why try harder?
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:57,
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<3<3<3I have no idea what this is about but I'm going along with it anyway
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:17,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zdyo4vJuCU
You've almost certainly seen it but that's no excuse to not see it again.
(You've almost certainly seen it but that's no excuse to not see it again.
An Egg ,D,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 5:52,
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CAR TREK LOLS Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:34,
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT PEDRO mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:38,
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HEY PEDRO IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:04,
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no, your wrongi cant see any dick on her
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:24,
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Hahahaha fucking classic, I'd forgotten all about her(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:25,
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That is so cheesySunday shoppers in leisure suits strolling around in the background.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 4:14,
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There's one that looks just like a stormtrooper from the front too.I'll find it sometime and then they will ridicule me instead.
( An Egg ,D,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:33,
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you understand me <3 <3 ~.~;; PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:34,
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your dead too me PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:54,
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I can't believe I'm there are no comments for this.I bet there'll be plenty of complaints when it's FPd though.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:38,
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Is that Sting driving the shoe?Something to do with circumcision?
(,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 8:22,
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT EGG? mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:49,
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the course of true love never runs smooth
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 5:56,
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LIKE THE TEARS OF A CLOWN, WHEN THERE'S NO-ONE AROWN mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:10,
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damn fine song, mofaha(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:22,
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OH MATLOCKWHY DO THE GOOD DIE SO YOUNG
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:17,
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if anything his passing may have helped smooth things over between goldblum and romano, soonest mended and all that Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:30,
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It's all fun and games until Braff brings his stank ass into the room
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:36,
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fuck that guy, a repeat of scrubs came on the other night and I am never watching that channel again Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:42,
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I stopped buying wine completely after that FIASCO mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:36,
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HE QUIT THE DAY AFTER I WAS FIRED
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:40,
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anyway here are some important facts about owls for all and sundry(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:43,
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more like "owl" and sundry, am I right Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:17,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Haunted House"){kind=small}
I apologise for this. I gave up after getting very bored with the idea and realising how shit the result was.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 1:30,
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That's how I feel every time I try to do photoshops.Which is why I no longer try to do photoshops.
(
Shiksa,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:10,
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Good morning you wonderful bastards.I've just joined the 8-year club. I feel old and a bit drunk.
So here's a drawing from a few years ago. Enjoy it or don't.
More pictures that aren't entirely unlike like this
(So here's a drawing from a few years ago. Enjoy it or don't.
More pictures that aren't entirely unlike like this
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 0:41,
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This is an actual nostalgia rush.Fuck. Thank you.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:08,
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I dont reply enought to these picturesThey are fantastic.
(
jakedamusss I understand, and dont care.,
Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:24,
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wonderful!happy candlemas
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 1:45,
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I am the egg man!Good candletide
Edit: And Smash Monkey would kill to see this.
(Edit: And Smash Monkey would kill to see this.
An Egg ,D,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:01,
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where we're going, we don't need skin Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:31,
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that's a bit goodHappy Eight Candles ยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยก
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:01,
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Merry day of candlenessmasalso woo
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:38,
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Haha, Ernie is in for a spanking Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:45,
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Oh yeah, the draw off
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 0:35,
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Fuckame Street Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:51,
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I fucking love bert n ernie!There, I said it!
(
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:58,
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he needs to get his nails cutfucking hippy!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:13,
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needs moar jedi!I'm going to ignore you now - tell me if this post disappears :-)
I unignored you. Did I disappear at all?
(I unignored you. Did I disappear at all?
4Q just lurking,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:14,
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:D fuck yesdon't let someone's opinion put you off doing these
(,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:15,
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I am currently ignoring myself.So I can't see my first reply to this post.
edit: fwiw, I think you should post exactly as many jedi gifs as you want.
(edit: fwiw, I think you should post exactly as many jedi gifs as you want.
4Q just lurking,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:15,
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That means you can't see this reply either...4Q is a smelly poo-head
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:17,
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I just ignored you for a couple of minutes.It felt pretty good.
I hope you've learned your lesson.
(I hope you've learned your lesson.
4Q just lurking,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:23,
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I see what you did therelol
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:23,
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Haha, I just ignored 4Q but I can still see himI wish he'd fuck off
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:19,
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It was stuck in my head, so i had to 'shop it.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:08,
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Thank you - its just brown and water. taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:15,
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Never be sorry about good gravy.Without it our roast dinners would be barren, and our Yorkshire Puds dry.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:48,
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Us northerners have a lot to be thankful for when it comes to gravy. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:21,
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Keep this schtum. If Wonton gets wind of this then my arse is grass, and he has a lawnmower. You dig?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:11,
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Lol
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:11,
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Yay! in which a mutated placenta attacks Bristol.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:13,
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PS - any Darkplace references are lost on me, for ive never seen it... taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:14,
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I recommend it with severe and turgid enthusiasmEspecially the one about Skipper the Eyechild
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:18,
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Blood. Blood. Blood.And bits of sick.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:21,
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I need to watch all these again.(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:34,
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They were available on 4oD not too long back. Might still be there.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:22,
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fucking brilliant show
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:59,
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is this based on a true story?i want it to be a true story. that would explain justin lee collins.
(,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:21,
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Case solved Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:59,
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welcome back!*opens beers*
*rolls boinker*
*lights crackpipe*
(delete as appropriate)
(,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:01,
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*rolls boinker*
*lights crackpipe*
(delete as appropriate)
*clicks ignore* Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:02,
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Unless maybe micto used ignore 1.0 and it didn't upgrade to 2.0 on the carry over.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:01,
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So how come Herman can see Micto? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:01,
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Herman replied to my horse, which was a reply to micto.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:05,
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MONKEY BASTARD HANDS
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:29,
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seriously, just fuck off now
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:55,
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*needs more every meme that's ever slightly upset anyone and outrage* HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:57,
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there have been plenty of funny bandwagonsneither of these are
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:58,
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meh faceswaps can be funny if they work,
just plopping this guys face on someone else and that's be the joke, isn't.
(just plopping this guys face on someone else and that's be the joke, isn't.
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:00,
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*wipes tear*So moving...
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:15,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaha cough
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:17,
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the problem with these is they are genuinely funny HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:24,
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Ahh, the Disdainful Parody Paradox.See also: the South Park Family Guy Parodies
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QTdDrMT8eg
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QTdDrMT8eg
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:28,
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That was such a good episode.Apparently, the Simpsons team sent them flowers after it was broadcast.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:07,
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I agree with the jedi thing, but plenty of other people seem to like it. horses for courses and all that HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:59,
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one is an unfunny (almost) one man bandwagonthe other is a meme
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:00,
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i'm just sick of it, i';ve had herman n ignore for ages now, cos it's beyond dullthe fact that others are copying him is frustrating
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:02,
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AgreedI have him on ignore too. Just expand your ignore list if needed and continue to post pictures of pregnant dogs on roller blades, on a particularly sunny day on the moon, kthnxbai.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:07,
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the beauty of the viralwhy make a clever joke that some people might get, some require explanation and others will never get, when one can make something mildly humourous that everyone on any given facebook friends-list understands, while a minority of old internet veterans grumble about the arse having been torn out of the joke over 900 fucking years ago last Thursday.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:10,
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wow that's beautiful and horrifying at the same time :D
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:43,
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When everyone has seen something,it can then often become good subject matter for a joke itself, though.
Clichรฉs are great things to play with as they give you something to subvert.
(Clichรฉs are great things to play with as they give you something to subvert.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:33,
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I take it you have un-ignored him then? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:36,
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That's strange because he can see you Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:39,
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one is an unfunny (almost) one man bandwagonthe other is shit
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:08,
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yeah well, that's like, your opinion man mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:08,
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an opinion I've had from the start
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:12,
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.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:02,
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"And now... from Norwich... It's the quiz of the week!"(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:24,
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Ahahahahaha
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 22:56,
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I sense a disturbance in the FUCK mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:57,
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no it's noti've edited freebase into a jedi gif
not edited a jedi into a gif
(not edited a jedi into a gif
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:02,
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lol i like it because i like star wars and FUCKcultural reference = humour without the requirement for humour
Star wars jokes are the geek-world's equivalent of GARLIC? BREAD?
(Star wars jokes are the geek-world's equivalent of GARLIC? BREAD?
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:59,
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!Best thing on b3ta evar
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:59,
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LOL FP THIS NOW!!!!ROFFLE
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:03,
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Whoa, I thought new ignore stopped you seeing his posts?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:35,
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That's what I was just sayingAnd it definitely does
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:38,
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Is this true?I can't tell what's a joke any more.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:42,
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If you ignore someone they can't see you Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:43,
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Sounds like a fair deal, when did that change? Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:46,
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I thought it happened when /talk relentlessly trolled /qotw about sheds, or something.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:50,
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Ask polished turd if he can see me Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:51,
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the faq isn't clear on this, but the way i understand the ignore buttonis that you're ignoring them, so their posts are not displayed to you. if they are not ignoring you, your posts are still visible to them
(,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:47,
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That was before the new ignore system.Unless that's just a pisstake someone made up. I don't know anymore.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:47,
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I'll put you on ignore as an experiment Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:48,
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I just put taters on ignore. I don't really know why.Will I learn something now?
( 4Q just lurking,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:10,
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I also ignored a whole fuckload of other people.And then I unignored everyone. What happens now?
( 4Q just lurking,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:13,
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Ah, another user who logs in at the time of posting replies ...IGFLAW2.0 more like, AMIRITE???
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:41,
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nice :) Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:21,
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I assume so.I always imagined it like a back bum, but winking.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:55,
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awesome escape skillorz
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:15,
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Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:21,
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You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33,
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and near-death-road-traffic-accident-defenestration escape skillsWhy was that never in the film? I demand to know!
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:49,
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The word defenestration alone should be in at least 540% more films mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:59,
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why not make it smaller (under the 400k) with a link to a full colour super massive version?you went to a lot of trouble to get it to the size you did, seems odd to stop there/waste the original :)
Here's a 200k version www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/jedi_truck_sml.gif
(Here's a 200k version www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/jedi_truck_sml.gif
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:16,
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I'd go for a higher quality image, but fewer frames tbh.Your 200k one is too small/lowres to make much out.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:20,
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it's the same size as his (he used teh codez), I removed the frames just like you suggested HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:21,
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Ah well, you see, the thing is-*hurls sand in toasty's eyes*
*runs and hides in /offtopic*
(*runs and hides in /offtopic*
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33,
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The size rules are dying a death, man.Maybe an update of the FAQ is in order to compensate for generally zippier broadband speeds.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:24,
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I'd rather see links to bigger files than the board filled with 1mb jedis or people desperate to go HD just use the Links board and YouTube
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:30,
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Six of the images on the Popular Page are all over the 100k limit, and quite a few of them have been posted by old regulars.I think an update, but one within reason, is definitely required. Maybe 200k for an image and 600k for an animation.
The only danger would be that people then start creeping up to 250k/700k because they can't be arsed to optimise.
(The only danger would be that people then start creeping up to 250k/700k because they can't be arsed to optimise.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:43,
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as you say, as soon as you raise it people say why isn't it biggerThis isn't the tate online or even worth1000, jokes are more important than technique and all that.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:50,
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Moggy reckons that she posted something on board just now but she can't see other users.Has everyone got her on ignore3.0? I certainly haven't so I'm a bit mystified.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:27,
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She's been exiled to Bizarro b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:30,
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I daren't go find out.I wonder if Moggy has ever been over to /talk, and what would happen if she stayed there...
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:35,
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stuj would be all over that :(
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:59,
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Yeah, I heard of the legend that is, Ding. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:06,
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it seems she's upset a mod and got herself stepped HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33,
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Trying to explain this in sentences that google translate doesn't completely trash is a right fucking headache :(
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:42,
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She emailed me, I looked in to it, told her the facts, and she said this place is shit and despotically run.if she doesn't like it she should go and find a place that does like mutilated bunny girls and the like
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:44,
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I don't get it, from the little I've looked into dA ... even had an account there for a short time - the shame :( ... they look pretty strict on the whole 'unacceptable content' thing.You'd think she'd be used to it.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:49,
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Yet more LOOK AT ME.Who'da thunk it?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:58,
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I fucking LOVE paedo necro bestialitybut I wouldn't keep it on my cache overnight, much less post it on b3ta.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:55,
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She tried to post that Texas Chainsaw Maria pic by the looks of it Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33,
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The one with the pneumatic dildo? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:34,
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Haha, aye Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:37,
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Ooo we can see the parent post if we go through her profile, now, if we add the parent post number to the generic reply code, could we all blind troll her?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:49,
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I just tried, I have no idea if it worked or not.b3ta.com/board/write.php?parent=10853629
If anyone else wants to try.
(If anyone else wants to try.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:52,
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I need to draw something as fucking weird as that.Creative juices aren't flowing as much as they should be.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:49,
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I've never ignored her.Told her to fuck off a few times, mind.
Moggy did to B3ta what so many writers did to decent TV shows, and turned it from a comedy drama to a cheap soap.
(Moggy did to B3ta what so many writers did to decent TV shows, and turned it from a comedy drama to a cheap soap.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:50,
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those crazy jedis!!!that shit be well LOL!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:18,
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He did it from another galaxy and years in the past too.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:19,
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That Obi-wan is forever wrist-deep in virals
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:22,
archived)
so is the deal, that you take literally any gifand just before the end, put the jedi in?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33,
archived)
See also: every other meme b3ta has ever seen.This is an odd point to get picky, micky.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:46,
archived)
nopesome bandwagons are funny, some are stupid, many are fun
taking a.n. other video to gif, and editing in ewan macgegor both removes any inherent humour from the gif, and telegraphs the punchline
and it's long past it's welcome
(taking a.n. other video to gif, and editing in ewan macgegor both removes any inherent humour from the gif, and telegraphs the punchline
and it's long past it's welcome
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:57,
archived)
to be fairthe source gif was full of win before i fucked with it, and i feel the double hit force push only improved upon it.
you have the option to disagree, if that's the case i can only apologise for wasting your precious bandwidth.
(,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:34,
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you have the option to disagree, if that's the case i can only apologise for wasting your precious bandwidth.
this jedi shit is getting old
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:18,
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