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[challenge entry] The laughing stock of the Gravy World...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Ha ha! Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Oct 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Woo SCIENCE :D
Do you want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide?

NO
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 22:04, archived)
# <selects the appropriate spanging pan>
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Two blokes in a restaurant, one of them a chemist
asks for H20 to seem clever. His mate, completely clueless, says "I'll have H20 too!"

He drank it and died.

Boom boom.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 22:27, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 23:18, archived)
# But he had lovely white teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 23:30, archived)
# What a delightful smart-arse you are!
Boom Boom.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Now that's a gas!
EDIT: and woo to the OP
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 22:37, archived)
# [see related videos for disco mix]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=48PIPIyoSmQ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 22:54, archived)
#
Or the new contraceptive drug, hexanitrosobenzene. NO in every conceivable position
(Hemipygous, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)
# This makes me happy
excellent :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 22:49, archived)
# haha yes!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Top post!
Far better than mine
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice sideburn bag
(pony182, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 20:53, archived)
# *gets*
well played
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 21:17, archived)
# hhahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Bit slow tonight...
Save the cheerleader, save the world...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 20:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 21:20, archived)
# i win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 22:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 23:06, archived)
# fuck, indeed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 23:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:33, archived)
# To be fair the kids in those days weren't exactly innocent
(chrisman99, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, chrisman99.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 18:33, archived)
# name please
(Zoidaroid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Pffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 18:40, archived)
# O_o
Captains shlong.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Captain Bean wanking machine
(Zoidaroid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Haha, naughty Rowan.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Subtle
lol
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 22:53, archived)
# say what you like about analogue TV
at least it only got fuzzy, when DVB goes it goes artifact-y and then stops.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 18:48, archived)
# And it could show a BBC2 repeat of Attenborough
without disintegrating into crap whenever the flamingoes took off.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 19:30, archived)
# bindun
Current issue of Private Eye beat you to it
www.private-eye.co.uk/covers.php?showme=1325
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 19:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 19:40, archived)
# *Approves*
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 19:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:54, archived)
# /subscribes
/is arrested.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Ahahaha, sphincter lettering!
Also, the blob appears to have been inserting that dildo into itself, rather than his nice lady friend, the selfish prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
# My kind of movie
Worth spending Ā£25,000 on a 4K TV for the best quality
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Good times!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:01, archived)
# STOP ABUSING YOUR GIRLFRIEND JLC!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:01, archived)
# I like the hairy bikers...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:49, archived)
# I'm gonna cream you RIGHT down.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 21:41, archived)
# If she went on top she'd be on the blob....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:06, archived)
#
Bad taste NSFW rehash www.b3tards.com/u/380e5b53a37701afdd20/blob.jpg
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Holy fuck
Phwoar :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:04, archived)
# I'm strangely attracted to
that "O" in the word "Horny"

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Love this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Did shit
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I like the R's hole better
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:28, archived)
# this has brought me to a critical dehorning point
if i don't find something sexy soon, my mojo may be forever lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:14, archived)
# You are saved!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:27, archived)
# This will get your juice going.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:32, archived)
# THAT'S A LOT OF ORANGES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:33, archived)
# A FUCK LOAD
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:36, archived)
# and now i go home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Hard to know what to say.....
but I love it
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:21, archived)
# HOLY FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Holy fuck =]
My wife wouldn't be able to differentiate!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Yew got the makins of a new font there.
Atomic Sphincter sans, I can see it now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:45, archived)
# *__*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:50, archived)
# i've just creamed in my jeans
much like the man in the doorway.

WOOYAYHOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 18:08, archived)
# OH YEAH!
OH SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 18:22, archived)
# haha
mental
(Zoidaroid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 18:45, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 19:40, archived)
#
thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 19:51, archived)
# I've been at the crayons again.
Another christmas card.

spammity spam ** More here ** spammity spam

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:40, archived)
#
I'm concerned as to where the rabbit on the right obtained his carrot. I fear the worst. Nothing sadder than a eunuch snowman at Christmas.
(SM46272845, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:43, archived)
# I fear you misunderstand how eunuchs work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:48, archived)
#
If only I had a penny for every time someone has said that to me :(
(SM46272845, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Thats ace
Any link for a sly download? As I am scrooge?
*edit* ah yes, there it is. Quite clear, Robney you bell-end.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Looks like we have a new FP machine
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
# fuck knows why
Best blow job I ever gave...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:14, archived)
# It's not what you blow
It's who you blow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:18, archived)
# this is fab
if i may make a suggestion, i think an inebriated santa electrocuting himself by pissing on someone's christmas tree lights would make a nice card :)
oh, and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Just terribly hungover slumped on someone's fireplace rug in a pool of his own piss, hurling a half eaten prok pie at a hopeful child would do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:50, archived)
# yes. yes it would.
and you can never have too much prok.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# MORE PROK, WENCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
# *proks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:02, archived)
# *puppies*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Merry Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# verily
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:56, archived)
# This is rather wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:01, archived)
# BUNNY BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I like this
A lot
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
# 'Noon all!

TAKE CARE NYC 4 EVA IN AR HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:06, archived)
# ha, took me a second there :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:07, archived)
# sandy kong? king toksvig?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Giant lesbian fucks New York
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:09, archived)
# I had to go through a few iterations...
Soooo now we wait and see after Obama lets all those white folks drown in the storm the big backlash swing to the right.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# it's his African voodoo witchcraft attacking the good rich whities and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# no, giant sandi toksvig!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I think they'd be more worried about the planes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Sandi Toksvig wanked off the empire state building?
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# sandi fingers biplanes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:24, archived)
#
Are they bi-curious biplanes?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
They fly both ways.
(SM46272845, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47, archived)
# It'll be no worse that a day trip to Skegness in summer....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Noo York is so bracing...
...itself for floods.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# They figured once they could see the sea, they were home.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Not Savile, not a repost


Not much good either I'll grant, but at least neither of those.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Not Savile, not a repost ftw
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Amen
*doesn't post his new Savile picture....*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Prescient Pea
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 18:22, archived)
# i'm not sure on mo molams new hair style.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:47, archived)
# JIMMY SAVILE FUCKED DEAD CHILDREN IN THE THAMES LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:52, archived)
# WHILST THATCHER FILMED IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:57, archived)
# with a finger in her anus
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:59, archived)
# wait, what?!
Jimmy Saville is dead?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# NO FKIN WAY
next you'll be telling me Gary Glitter is a peado.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Dead nonce Jimmy Savile is dead? And a nonce?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:59, archived)
# wait what?, Bono is a gay peadophile rapist with aids?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Who is this 'Savile'?
Although, sa vile im sure could be remixed into a tune with 'whats a matter you' looking sa vile... or something along those lines....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# His name is Savile, as in the dead nonce, Jimmy Savile.
Some people put two l's, but those people are idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
# in the thames
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:45, archived)
# is this something about Big Brother?
sorry, I don't watch it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:57, archived)
# RIS'll fix it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# sexy cunt
dead bodies etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
# ...b3ta / dead...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Ban this sick filth
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:03, archived)
# 4 eva in our arse
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Help me B3tans!
I'm having one of those dispiriting moments where i've drawn something, but nobody gets what's going on. Anybody here figure it out, or is my brain an indecipherable mess?

Title is: 'When brushing alone is not enough'

(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:45, archived)
# yes, it's that scene from Marathon man
in all seriousness, a) it's wonderfully illustrative but b) it is a little confusing.
I don't get why the tooth is chained up
or why the brush and paste are the way they are.

If it was me, I'd do away with the prison setting and have the brush and paste looking more heartbroken, like the tooth is being unfaithful. At the moment they look like the tooth is going to be executed.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Dang.
Back to the drawing board I go.
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:47, archived)
# don't just take my worthless opinion fella
what's the reasoning for the chains and that?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Have my worthless opinion too
I think it would work better if the tooth was in a bed, then the mouthwash pissing on him and the whip-like floss would make more sense. Perhaps have fishnets on the floss?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# ^this^
bed would help enormously
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# a box of tissues :)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# cor! sexy floss
she knows how to give a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Agreed
Nice artwork, though.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:43, archived)
# i dunno
i instantly thought that the tooth was paying for kinky non-brushing action with floss and mouth wash.

but then i'm not sure what that says about me, perhaps i should go into politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 22:45, archived)
# he's getting what he needs elsewhere?!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:47, archived)
# ahhhh, yes, S&M was further down my brain's immediate assumption list
so the mouthwash IS actually pissing on him :D

in which case I'd put bondage masks on the floss and mouthwash or maybe add some nipple clamps and studs and stuff.
Fluff it up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Damn my slow typing!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I agree the shackles make it seem like it's not his choice to be there...
maybe make it look a bit more sleazy/seedy/sexual than one of actual danger
(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# maybe putting the tooth in some stockings and suspenders would help
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Bingo!
Yeah, general idea was the tooth was unsatisfied with his brushy wife, and has sought other methods to, err... satisfy him. I love the idea of adding dominatrix-y S&M stuff to it, so think i'll work that into it.

Thanks folks! Feel a bit better now...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:05, archived)
# The tooth has jizz on his leg.
He should wipe that up before it dries to his leg hairs. Let him try to get it off THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# It's a metaphor innit
The tooth is Jummy Saville
The bottle is the BBC
The fag packet is the Press
The brush the British Public

and I don't know what the paint tube stands for...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Poignantly portraying the angst of the toothbrosh at being unable to adequately service its tooth...
The poor tooth, now shackled to an endless cycle of flossing and mouthwash, looks on, its pulpy heart wracked with emotion at seeing the plight of the brush who, its raison d'etre called into question by an over-zealous hygienist, grapples with an existential crisis of Faustian proportions.

...or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:56, archived)
# spaaaaaaanngggg
Yeah - a bedroom motif would be more obvious than the S&M dungeon for the cuckolded dental hygiene implements.

AWESOME illustration though!

x
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Tooth is getting tied and bukkaked in front of his wife-toothbrush and son-toothpaste
Naughty tooth, traumatizing his family
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:02, archived)
# your tooth has elephant feet
and that toothpaste has severe abandonment issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Fucking hell
I have no idea what's going on but I like what I see.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:16, archived)
# they're all sexually assaulting the tooth, and the brush feels bad about it?
(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:24, archived)
# the brush is upset, cos she's just found out her partner is cheating with a bunch of S&M mouthwash hookers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:32, archived)
# The word 'alone' in 'brushing alone'
slightly confuses things.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Sadistic dental porn ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:40, archived)
# If only
Mrs. Brush had have given Mr. Tooth oral-b more often, he may have been satisfied.

Seriously though I think it's great. It's just a wee bit too cryptic and needs some, but not too many of the previously suggested clues adding to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Your brain is an indecipherable mess.
Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:45, archived)
# What the fuck is everyone going on about?
These are all inanimate onjects for christ's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:01, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Beautiful illustration style, as always
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:03, archived)
# TEEF.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# he is having sexy time with others poor toothbrush :(
filth!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
#
Aww, poor Toothbrush feels left out, because Mindy Molar is being held prisoner by Floss and Fluid, who have initiated an evil plan to replace traditional brushing with poncey faffing around using high-margin products with too much packaging.

Why, even now, in another part of their lair, the Supersonic Robot Brush is waiting to be unleashed... once it's finished charging.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Domo Tooth!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
# very good indeed!
agreed with the other suggestions up here:

- tart up the S&M gimps.
- put the tooth on a big fluffy bed
- more red and pink, more light, more obvious associations with sex
- fishnet stockings on the tooth roots?
- maybe make the floss into a cat-o-nine-tails, tie a knot in the end and make it more obviously whip-like
- the box of floss could be sweating more through exertion
- obvious whip marks on the tooth?

I could go on...

And change the title, perhaps, to When Brushing Just Isn't Enough. The word 'alone' is slightly ambiguous, and has associations with (e.g.) showering alone, being alone etc...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 19:24, archived)
# I got it right away.
I've only ever seen pictures of basement dungeons but I know one when I see one, and yeah, shackles don't always mean he doesn't want to be there :P
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 22:29, archived)
# 'When brushing alone is not enough'
cleared it up for me in an instant.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Well, I understood it straight away
and think it's brilliant to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Condoms


Now available at Poundland
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I bet the apple ones aren't compatible with lots of things
...such as ladies
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)
# "You're holding it wrong"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:42, archived)
# On the +side though
you do end up looking like a massive prick!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# On the plus side,
less chance of viruses
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:49, archived)
# SAS condoms; in and out, and nobody's the wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:41, archived)
# yuk, don't fancy the Dewhurst ones much!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
# haha,
also a little bot of trivia,
The Virgin company already do condoms, they're just branded Mates condoms instead to save on irony.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 22:07, archived)
# brilliant!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Breed them with humans and keep the sexeh ones
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Haha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:48, archived)
# it has already laid an egg somewhere
(patella, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:59, archived)
# ha ha
Needs more gangnam...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Kill it!
*with bricks
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeee!!
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Rap News


I'm working on a little project that automatically generates speech-synth raps from the BBC News site - I needed an image to go along with it, so I knocked up this - thought you guys might dig it...

UPDATE

Here it is, listen for yourselves: www.shardcore.org/shardpress/index.php/2012/10/29/rap-the-bbc-news/
(shardcore, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:53, archived)
# who is he on the left?
I don't recognise him?

*edit* cant get your link to open mate.
*edit again* can now.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Chris Eakin
from BBC News24
(shardcore, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Ah ta,
he looks like a sex case.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:10, archived)
# I wish I had a sexy case
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:19, archived)
# what would you put in it?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:24, archived)
# nwa: newsreaders with attitude
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:18, archived)
#
not mine though. Some fellow B3tan posted it moons ago
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:12, archived)
# Right, lunch time...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
office snigger
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:53, archived)
# racist
(waxdart hello., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:38, archived)
# ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] hah


rp 7579646
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:08, archived)
# He's so romeney.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:13, archived)
# imchocked n are hartz :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:22, archived)
# And soon I shall rule the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha, Pigboy once wet himself when I poke his belly make him squeal for guests.
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:23, archived)
# LACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# For information of western swine, in Glorious North Korea furniture is optimised so lazy worker no longer want to sit down.
Productivity up 45%.
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:15, archived)
# ^ quality spare account right there
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:16, archived)
#
(Kim Jong-il Dear Leader, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:17, archived)
# JJ Abrams?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:17, archived)
# 37 pieces of flare.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Agh! the pain!
...being reminded of that bowel-twistingly awful film, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:57, archived)
# That movie was great. Awesome cast. Wicked effects. Great plot. Even Spock was in it. Fucking GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:04, archived)
# You forgot to mention the fantastic cameo by Simon Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Even SPOCK was in it....what more could you ask for?
SSPPOOOOOOOOOCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:13, archived)
# 2 hours of my life back?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Maybe you can shop them holding light sabers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:19, archived)
# *golf clap*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:06, archived)
# I really liked the film
and im a hardcore trekkie, although, why cast simon pegg as scotty, poor choice, and yes indeed too many flares on the lens and not enough on the trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:18, archived)
# It wasn't bad, up until the point the captain had to bugger off for whatever reason and left a bunch of
teenagers in charge of a starship with no decent explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:08, archived)
# It was fun, but when I left the cinema I nearly crashed the car thinking about the MASSIVE SCIENCE BOLLOCKS
Red matter? WTF. Then at bedtime I remembered it was all made up cobblers and slept soundly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:03, archived)
# A word of warning
Do not watch that film with a cosmologist. I was that cosmologist, and I was lucky to survive unscathed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:45, archived)
# ^ this
Also, the highly questionable affair between Spock and Uhura
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:15, archived)
# That I did not like.
She was all wrong anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:00, archived)
# If you are a Star Trek fan I highly recommend playing Star Trek Online.
It's free to play, the first few seasons are fun, but once you've levelled up it's all a bit of a grind. Going to try being a Klingon for a bit and see how that feels.

Like a pasty, I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I enjoyed it
thought Karl Urban was excellent as Bones
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I thought the women were poorly cast, but the guys are spot on.
Spock is God.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:25, archived)
# He was a decent aspect to the film I'll give it that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:36, archived)
# This'll fix it!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 20:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)
# I do wish they'd hurry up and focus on Thatcher's main aide
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:38, archived)
# o_O
I stopped reading after "...focus on Thatcher's..."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I'll just slide this in here...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:39, archived)
# ahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
He's the lead-er, he's the lead-er, he's the leader of the gang, he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:00, archived)
# You forgot the shag. And two more for the lexicon:
tinyurl.com/g8wzq
tinyurl.com/9culsjm

P.S. I thought he was something of a reformed character. At least he waited for the fuzz to show up this time...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Badum, and indeed, tish.
I had limited space for the rude birds sadly.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:03, archived)
# There are some great ones here:
www.birdforum.net/showthread.php?t=69136
The Rough-Faced Shag and the Brown Trembler, for starters :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Im sure there was one called a 'something' bastard
but I think it was buzzard in retrospect...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:05, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bustard
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:09, archived)
# And for ringofyre...
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/australianbustard.html

Saw Great Bustard a few weeks ago in Spain. Amazing how many are left considering that they are made of meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Also from that page, the Agile Tit Tyrant
and the Caucasian Snowcock

possibly the Red-knobbed Coot and the Miniature Tit Babbler
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:09, archived)
# BF's an odd site at times.
Always fun watching the flame wars between twitchers and photographers about who causes more disturbance.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Gah! Late to the party again!
Couldn't decide what to have on my toast
this morning, so I made this

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Did you try it out?
You have to test it now you've thought of it. Blob of each on some toast, mix with the back of a spoon. Report back in 30 minutes soldier.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Surprisingly, slightly bitter fruit overtones
with a lingering aftertaste of yeasty beefy goodness.
Do you think I should give Heston a ring?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:05, archived)
# hahaaha
I had mustard, peanut-butter and hard-boiled egg on toast on Saturday, with pepper! And it was GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:33, archived)
#
vintagerecipecards.com/2011/06/15/ham-and-bananas-hollandaise/
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Oh nooooo, make it go away!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:31, archived)
# I really want to try it...
There must be a reason for it? Else why make it?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:30, archived)
# where can I buy this
must eat now
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Win a Paperwhite with Sid the assassin monkey
MODEDIT: Spam deleted and replaced with a picture of Michael Heseltine looking a bit like the old man character from Up.

(BlastedHeath, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Hi, did you think this would go well for you?
I don't think this will go well for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Call me
"Confuzzled" but is this spam?

Quick, call Battered and tell him someone's trying to spruik something!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:19, archived)
# this is looking spammy no? Let's vote
Delete post?

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Is there a "Maybe?"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:21, archived)
# hmm - we should vote
Should we add a maybe vote to the delete vote?



(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:24, archived)
# And get rid of Wolfcock?
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:22, archived)
# I voted no
Can I suggest a mod edit, letting us all spit bile and vitriol, whislt removing the offending spam and replacing it with... say... a rainbow dinosaur?

This has the added bonus of confusing the people who turn up late in about half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:31, archived)
# I guess God doesn't like dinosaurs.
Makes sense really, seeing as he killed them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Yeah. Turns out he's called "Rex" as well
Maybe he had a falling out with Uncle Tyrannosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Actually they killed themselves, they were god's first failure.
We're about to do the same thing now and god will lose his first two kids.

Shitty cockroach third child is going to be the successful one and it's all our fault plus the dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Actually I think QI said that the Spiders predate us, Dinos and cockroaches.
It'll be the spiders that rule, in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:03, archived)
# bullshit, they're lazy trust fund fucks.
They'll just wait for food to land in their house like they always do, the stupid shits
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Wow!
50/50 within minutes!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:23, archived)
# This is rather democratic for b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Yeah, it's spammy, but what's worse
is I'm not eligible to enter! Lick my wolfcock, spamteasers!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:30, archived)
# The real question is:
This thread has turned into it's own thing. Happy little accidents. This is your world and you make the big decisions.

A) Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:18, archived)
# how many other sites have you spammed with this?
*edit - here you go, hope I win! Oh, actually no I don't, I want a Kindle Fire, not a black and white one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Let me know if you're up for some scrambled eggs with lobster
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Why didn't I think of spamcunting my own (and infinitely superior) compo on here?
Oh, now I remember. Have some rainbow dinosaurs...

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:30, archived)
# \o/
Maximum success
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Mu?
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:20, archived)
# If I remember correctly this was my suggestion to a "what should I draw?".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:05, archived)
# That is indeed correct.
www.b3ta.com/board/10582662
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:10, archived)
# i loved his character in Snatch
Brick Top
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Seconded! :)
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Ninj-edit!
Should probably look out for mod-edits in future.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Do I still win?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:50, archived)
# what a shit mod edit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Arriving late to the lynchin g once more...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:15, archived)
# b3ta is DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Heseltine MOD
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Since everyone seems to need one at 1 time or another.

Maybe Ikea should sell Cornflakes?

I know it's shit, no apologies.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 7:07, archived)
# I'm the king of cock mountain!
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 7:47, archived)
# You'd best talk to s0ckpupp3tacc0unt
about that.

Haven't seen him/her for a few days.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:04, archived)
#
Quentin L Wood, Edward D Eddy, John W Oswald and Robert A Beinoff all have a lot to answer for.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Your signature reading skillz
they iz max, man!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:20, archived)
# I've often gazed at their meatballs, but have yet to sample them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:39, archived)
#


One of my earliest efforts
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Yeah, might just grab a sandwich instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:10, archived)
# For our American friends.
Print and cut out:

You might need to blow it up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 1:18, archived)
# i just printed it and cut it out
but it only looks like a piece of paper in the shape of a ring. Are you sure it's safe?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 1:28, archived)
# Oh *it's* perfectly safe.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 1:56, archived)
# storm's a coming
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 3:23, archived)
#
(patella, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 4:44, archived)
# Saddam Hussein is rolling his way to heaven
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 5:15, archived)
# god bless
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 6:27, archived)
# oh dear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcwmQr0bmdE
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 6:46, archived)
# He should never have abandoned his first love:
dancing!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:01, archived)
# he loved hanging around so much that his head popped off when a rope got involved
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)
# downer
(patella, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] pea!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 6:12, archived)
# SUPER GLUF
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Fatist :D
what do the other 95% of merkins who are obese get?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:31, archived)
# A doughnut
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)

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