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# Image Challenge vote
It's votey vote vote time.

Your choices:

* Women Bishops: What differences would lady bishops make to the churches up and down this fair isle.

* Ruin education: The Victorian Board of education exam recently included a painting of the Russian revolution that had a mecha photoshopped into it. How can we lead the youth of today further astray?

* Two words: anthropomorphised food (i.e. give human attributes to the food we eat. Jealous carrots, etc)

* Cyber toothed tigers: upgrade animals with modern technology

And here's the votey vote vote machine:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] My name is mediocre and I voted animal upgrades
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:33, archived)
# 2, 3 or 4 will do me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Don't be so greedy.. pick one or no desert!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Just rig the votes like you did last week.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:42, archived)
# 3,4
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:38, archived)
# pirates vs ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:44, archived)
# dude, srsly? FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:24, archived)
# o__o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:43, archived)
# on a serious note, though
why is my suggestion never put to the vote?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:44, archived)
# On a serious note
It was: www.b3ta.com/board/10877513
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:47, archived)
# nice one
and also, fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Me too
Mind you, to be fair to Mr Fraser, I think
I've only ever suggested three :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Animal upgrades ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Halloumi, mushrooms, chili jam in a ciabatta!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Women bishops - They've got their knockers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:58, archived)
# I voted for Lady Bishops because I felt sorry that no one had voted for them.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:29, archived)
# does a super fast intestinal system count?

(as an upgrade :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Looks like the protests have started early.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:16, archived)
# What the nun?
oh I sees!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:27, archived)
# But...
Moggy has only been back a few days...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:43, archived)
# exactly!
don't expect me to explain it, It was a picture from today's news that needed shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Well done!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:05, archived)
# This should be front paged!
If only to confuse the world.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:57, archived)
# I like this!! XD
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:08, archived)
#

leftover from Halloween. Couldn't post it because of hurricane aftermath
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:33, archived)
# is that a scale model?
er, i meant, FUCK!



Like, scaly skinned model...?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:01, archived)
#
No, It was a publicity still from the movie.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:14, archived)
# F U C K !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:08, archived)
#
F to the U to the C to the K
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:28, archived)
# It's coming to FUCK TOKYO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:30, archived)
# they've only just finished clearing up after cockzilla
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:36, archived)
# They'd better be careful, Chodan is on his way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:54, archived)
# chodan style
nonvegjokes.com/baap-re-pappu-ka-chodan-style-1554.html
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:14, archived)
# HaHa!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Mast Photos For You
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:34, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:38, archived)
# It's on ^ that page
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# IT'S GOING TO FUCK US ALL!
RUN TO THE SUITABLE GEOLOGICAL FEATURE IN PROXIMITY TO OUR PRESENT LOCATION!

*the runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# The creature from the FUCK LAGOON
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I can only ponder how the fuck lagoon filled up with it's lagoon fluid
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Fuck lagoon!
In 3Deeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Fuckin 3D and beer!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# 'evenin' all. Saw this and couldn't unsee.


derissification
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:16, archived)
# That'll teach him to hold up traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:52, archived)
# He's doing it all wrong.
Not that I'm putting down the efforts of the Paralympic diving team.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:56, archived)
# I'm pretty sure he's not disabled
it's a trick of foreshortening/camera angle/focal length
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Perturbing effect and a good one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:02, archived)
# If IKEA did trunks though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:12, archived)
# gargoyle freestyle
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:10, archived)
# haha :D
also, use the gel - m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-20404541 was hidden at the bottom of the page,
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha seen this, anyone here want to own up?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:06, archived)
# There are fears that as a result, infection rates could actually increase because of a shortage of the gel.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:31, archived)
# but halitosis rates could drop dramatically
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:39, archived)
# ????
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:51, archived)
# uh-huh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:06, archived)
# i...er...
dunno
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:12, archived)
# HaHa!!!!
01.08
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:14, archived)
# The Gel!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:58, archived)
# This isn't advice
I AM TELLING YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:48, archived)
# I always thought he was more of a turkey neck myself
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
# haha!
Lucas must think this place is Reddit...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Oh dear god
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:53, archived)
#
needs more teen n00dz
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha! Goitretastic!
GEORGE LUCAS HAS EVOLVED!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
# THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
ulaic movie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# SEXY LUCAS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Looks like the horrid parasite in his neck has finally taken hold.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:08, archived)
# ARGH! Be gone, tentacle tongue beast!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Love the skull
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:07, archived)
# fucking hawt!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:20, archived)
# nicely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:42, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:44, archived)
# He really should get that looked at.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Sandworms of Dune
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Hahaha
He's got a frog in his body.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:48, archived)
# urgh
I feel iller now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Electric Mayhem

Bigger version on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Brilliant!
Janis is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Awesome and sexXxy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I was determined not to be the first one to say that, but yes, this.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:14, archived)
# She could suck a canonball
through a 3-French catheter
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Let's not get carried away...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
# huge floppy back passage though I bet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Unfortunately, this goes with the territory, her being a Muppet and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)
# You've ruined her for me now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:22, archived)
# well, you should have gone first
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Baddum


tish
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Always brill!
Always...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# What a beauty!


Ever done Dr Teeth?


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I was never that kind of groupie.
I did once steal a setlist.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Oh you...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I was gonna ask if you had a frog in your throat but...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:18, archived)
# excellent!
You've certainly made Janis very... er, appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:23, archived)
# verrry nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:27, archived)
# nice wrok!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
# nice wrok!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:41, archived)
# :)
Puts me in mind of missing consonants' collected woks of william shakespeare
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Always loving
your work.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:33, archived)
# how does she smell...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Well this is predictably excellent
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Fooking 'ell that's lovely
Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:45, archived)
# *delurks*
That's smashing that!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Animal looks a bit rapey
Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:57, archived)
# lesley ash
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha
This should probably be shopped, alas I am not at my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:58, archived)
# 'googles'
haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Oh YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:33, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Magnam Style
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# this makes me smile
and now i'm imagining him doing this to the magnum theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:14, archived)
# op op op open condom style!
(Fly Projector, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:17, archived)
# :o)
Magnum seems to have acquired Higgins' hair.

Also, near the top, may I give this a bit of a pimp please? www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24608
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Pimp away Baz!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
#
is Higgins your pet name for Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
# no
for his cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:31, archived)
# An potential all-day meeting
might scupper my participation, but I'll do me best.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Yeah it won't fit everyone but worth a shot.
I picked a Wednesday 'cos it's generally a bit of a dead zone as people have run out of hummus for one image challenge and are killing time waiting for the next. Decent time for a bit of a boost I think.

And it's not just for dayshifters - there might well be a few people come out of the woodwork later on as well *fears*.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I agree wednesday is a good day
as demonstrated by the fact I'm here right now!

I do seem to slowly be drifting back in... next thing I know I'll be making a picture and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Do you know what, there have been a few sightings of old posters since your
calendar post went up. I reckon there's a few old lurkers out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Things do seem to have been a bit quiet lately
- hopefully it's only temporary. Maybe b3ta's got a collective biorythm and we're in a natural trough at the moment.
I'd post more, if I could muster the hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
# :D
\O/ *Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha
although if it was stalin's head it would look like surprisingly like the cossack dance
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:52, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:59, archived)
# FLANMAN STYLE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:01, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Pyongyang Style
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:38, archived)
# heheh - building himself a new Korea
as a dancer
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# oh hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:07, archived)
# this one
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Give him an eyebrow raise as well!

Edit: :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:04, archived)
# haha i saw the legs
and thought he really needs a wee

needs a wee
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
# glad ya liked it sir
you always do legendary work

*dofs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Ooh, bless you!
*blushes* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
# haha - he puts the pee
in P.I.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
#
open in new tab: www.b3tards.com/u/e72b6a43f7162171a09b/gangnam-style2.gif

open in another new tab: i.imgur.com/BlDv9.gif

select soundtrack

click between tabs

giggle
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:20, archived)
# haha this Magnam dude's sure got the moves!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha...
Bo! Selleck-tor!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
# needs less donkeys and sheep at Christmas time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# That's no way to talk about the General Synod.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to KNEEL...
 
BEFORE SYNOD!
(It's a Superman joke, you see, because...)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:21, archived)
# i'd rather see him than the other justin
i hate that cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
# But... but... Justin Fletcher's hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
# he's a twat.
a twat with an MBE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I no rite.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:27, archived)
# GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I sense some history here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:57, archived)
# "Show me on the doll where he fisted you."
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Hai Moley!!
WOO by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# But they just reformed!
Religion = head + brick wall
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:00, archived)
# haha - I don't want to be in their stupid club anyway
...and I'm not a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:25, archived)
# this is the first time i've drawn andrew all digitally.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:55, archived)
# and you've already coloured him in :(
his torso is unhappy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:56, archived)
# it's your job to strip the colour off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Here, you can practise on this Rothko...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Do I win a hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:29, archived)
# yes
yes you do, a lovely hat made of mediocre's patented ass meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# 0_o
He might be an inventor of some repute, but some ideas he really should leave on the drawing board.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Nice. What did you draw it with? Bamboo?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:57, archived)
# yeah
i had a graphire ages ago and at my last job i had an A4 wacom tablet, which was much nicer, but was a bit of a pain over a dual monitor setup.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Now draw him with a piece of wood and some sand.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:07, archived)
# angry nips!
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I rather much prefer digitally colouring in scanned drawings.
There's something about drawing digitally that I just don't like.

Great effort :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# yes, that is my preferred method as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Did you get Artrage bundled with your new tablet?
It has some very sensitive/realistic drawing and painting tools
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:28, archived)
# I did, but I've not looked into it yet.
I need to register my tablet, put in the code, all that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I've not used it in ages but has friendly user interface
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Just tried using the code I got from the tablet, doesn't work. :/
EDIT: Never mind, got it up and running now. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Huzzah
Have fun, time for fluffy's walk here :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Will do :D have a good'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Most of my stuff is digital.
I don't bother with a tablet, mouse FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Astounding! I don't know how I ever lived without a tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Everyone who read that comment was surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# It sounds stupid but one of the genuine reasons I'm barely posting at the minute
is that I'm using trackpads the entire time and don't really have any mice. And I absolutely hate using trackpads for this kind of thing. Also, the recent version of GIMP is balls.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:25, archived)
# just got a new mouse for a fiver
trackpads suck donkey anus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:33, archived)
# They do if you want to draw anything or do another "hilarious" headswap
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)
# i don't need a trackpad to fuck up my drawing skills :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I've never tried a tablet.
In fact, I'm not sure I have ever seen one. Mouse FTW agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:52, archived)
# He's lost his focus
But what a man/doughnut-headed fishboy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# an andrew for a new era!
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:31, archived)
# May I ask for a little advice on this website?
www.haroonehsan.com/

I know lots of you on here are very creative and stuff and I was wondering if you'd have any words of wisdom for my friend Haroon. He's very talented I think but he gets no support at home, coming from a background that doesn't really approve of pictures anyway. He keeps creating but doesn't really know how to get his work out there. Maybe someone here would know of some publications or agencies/galleries who might like his work, or skate/surf/snowboard companies or other creative people who might like to collaborate with him? Anything would be welcome, thanks for reading. I just posted this in links and they think I should ask you guys, apparently this is where the helpful people are.

(lumpytuna, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Tell him to suck more cock.
Works for me, I've made a fortune without even lifting a pencil.

*edit

ALSO! comes from somewhere that doesn't approve pictures? Does he live in a tepee?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# The probably want him to become a doctor
or a lawyer

Like phoenix right.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:27, archived)
# You're correct about talented and helpful people. Now go fuck yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# That's a bit rude...
At least my suggestion would end up with us all getting nice cheap blow jobs!

And your Enterprise there appears to be doing a rather impressive side on drift! Is Sulu at the helm again? those Japs are great at that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:57, archived)
# In fairness he went to /links first and we suggest he post here because you guys are creative types and friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# How dare you!
I'm not creative I just copy things I have seen on deviant art!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# It's been a while since I spent much time round these parts
Used to be a lot of creative drawings and doodles.
Is "squirrel with tits" guy still about
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Dave's downstairs doing strange things.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Sulu at the helm! That's what the world needs more of.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:22, archived)
# I already have today,
twice. That gif isn't very conducive to self love though.
(lumpytuna, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03, archived)
# You've never felt the deck plates at warp 8...
Just ask Scotty, Get's him off every time.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I like it, but I'm not one of those creative types you seek, sorry
perhaps your friend ought to just sign up here and post his pics
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:57, archived)
# "THIS IS NOT AN ART WEBSITE!"- FreeToastBase says so!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:00, archived)
# It's the wild west!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# beede beede beede that's right Fuck!
(Fly Projector, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# The future in the 70s; when everyone wore tight white spandex.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:23, archived)
# He's clearly talented, and I wish him well, but I haven't a clue about who he should try to get in touch with.
All I can think of is for him to bombard the companies/agencies he likes with examples of his work, and hope that someone recognises his ability.
Sorry I can't be of more assistance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:06, archived)
# cheers anyway
Cap'n.
(lumpytuna, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Very much this.
Additionally enter any and all competitions you can find relating to the practice, ask for experience in illustration studios if there are any nearby. Furthermore go networking in art shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# A background that doesn't approve of PICTURES??????????
Is that stuffed squirrel yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Yeah, he's mine.
he's more moth holes than squirrel now though.

There is a certain major world religion that is a bit iffy over images that contain the human form...
(lumpytuna, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Sons of the Desert?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Not the Jaffa Cake fan club!?
Fucking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Tell him to forget about that man-made nonsense
And keep up the arts!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:29, archived)
# geese?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# His family don't like pichurs?
He shouldn't look for approval from neanderthals, grow some balls as he'll need them and just get out there with his book
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# if we knew the answer to that, we'd all be millionaires!
we'd all be millionaires!millionaires!


but it seems like the answer is hassle the fuck out of everyone
and Read Seth Godin like your life depends on it (Tribes would be a good start)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Probably another art community would be a better start than b3ta.
There are other sites he could join, like DeviantArt, which is bit wanky, but it's a start.

If he's going to join b3ta, that's hey wow great, but if all he does is post his stuff and doesn't get involved he will piss some board members off and should expect grief (see above for examples). Here ends the friendly advice.

Edit: Just had a look at his stuff (by him, do you mean you?) It's pretty good stuff, but not really b3ta unless he does more funny. Tell 'him' to try DeviantArt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# By him, I mean him.
I have ladybits and rather less talent. He already has a deviantart account. I know that there are some people who have managed to translate talent into money not just internet cred and I know some of them use b3ta now and then, but deviantart doesn't seem to be the place to get advice on that, just a really nice ego massage.
(lumpytuna, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Well, he could try sending a portfolio to agencies.
Back in the bad old days this meant walking round That London with a door-sized case full of drawings under your arm. I'm sure if he (politely) emailed a few agencies he'd get some feedback and probably some practical advice as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
# that's all going on the list
of useful advice from b3ta. It's a short but quality list that I have fashioned into a four point plan of action, so thank you :)
(lumpytuna, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# number 5: lose the faith
it's worth it just for the bacons
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Looks like armadillo.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:44, archived)
#
"facepalms"
(Fly Projector, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:19, archived)
# The Situation in Gazza....
.
EDIT: Eventually someone will get this...
.


Click for the full situation (199 kb)
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
# is that his daughter?
I'm Mountain RIS on this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:36, archived)
# He has a daughter?
I thought he just cloned himself and added breasts to reproduce...
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Humous firing rockets
Gazza strip
Dews.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:24, archived)
# MMmmmm
Mountain Dew and vodka.... I want a drink now!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)
# dont forget the plasticine issue
they need a homeland
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Good Point, i'll add that...
Thanks Satire Pixie...

Here we go...
sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/396586_10152226006460190_1035967636_n.jpg
.
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# an excellent illustration of the troubles in that area
one day the plasticine people and mountain dews will get on....
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# If you put the plasticine people out in the cold over night...
They get Dew on them...

It's like the two were meant to live together...
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Something about the Gaza Strip? Sorry, but I'm struggling with the can of pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
# It'll never top...
www.b3ta.com/board/9288921
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
No, nothing would top that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Agreed...
I've failed you B3TA *sobs*
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:36, archived)
# *wipes away a tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
#
mountain jew innit
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Pioneering hummus rockets create transgender Gazza that tastes of pissy drink?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# what does it actually taste of? I've never had any
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Hill sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Jimmy's?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# A little sweeter than that.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Katy Hill!!!!
Is it Katy Hill?

KATY HILL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Harry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I see you use the same skin matching algorithm that I used to use....

I still can't do it well so do them in black and white then colour them in with crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Ha Ha,
Love it!
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:56, archived)
# The only thing I like about Mountain Dew was an advert of theirs that had some guy shouting "SOCK!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Shit pudding trap drink?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)
# I'll give you a clue...
Houmous = Hamas
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Would on toast.

Who doesn't like 'em sweet, nutty, and rich?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I ain't being your sex blanket even if it is with her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
Wait until he's explained the full terms and conditions, plus payment
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:26, archived)
# TJ...
Wow! Great service from BT!. The engineer just called me on my mobile to say he'll be here at 1pm to test our line for the fault. That's great customer service, really good. Only one problem. We don't have a line fault and haven't called for an engineer. He's coming anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# That is going the extra mile
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Praise be to God for the clipboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Sounds like the plot of a porn film.
Watch out if he asks you to help pull his cable.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I hope he doesn't have a Noncember tache!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Someone wants to case your house for valuables.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# some cunt stole the water butt from my garden a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# A water butt? Just what kind of middle class ponce are you, Gruffi?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# the middle class poncey kind. I still have 3 others (and a spare)
they had to empty it first too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# You're lucky.
I once waited all afternoon for an Engineer to come and activate a phone line who never did turn up, then the phone I'd plugged in to the dead socket rang and someone asked me if I was satisfied with the engineer's visit. Fucktards.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)
# he was just invisible, or very, very small
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# *adjusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:53, archived)
#
www.hark.com/clips/hwqszjllmq-it-is-shit-its-a-bit-nutty
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Filth!
would :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:01, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:14, archived)
# If Nigella's your thing...
...may I suggest: www.b3ta.com/board/10858473
(minimalist ..., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:16, archived)
#
thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/nigella-lawson-1.jpg?w=500&h=751
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:20, archived)
#
Thanks for ruining my wank
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:46, archived)
# just consider it a delay technique
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# it's like some sort of dirty protest
still would
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# stop making that duckface!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:29, archived)
# oink!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Can it be milked?
I only ask as that would be jolly handy for cream for those strawberrys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# it's akshally self-milking!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:34, archived)
# How handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha, with peppers?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Ha ha
What a dreadful waste of blood and organs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Best description ever
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:31, archived)
# How to get rich...
Get your log over a Beatle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Would it be wrong if
I just dipped my finger in, and then licked it off?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Well don't stick it back in again,
that's unsanitary.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:46, archived)
# something about soaking her clam on some manfat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Mmmm
tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Ermm... spread...
....hot crumpet... etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# TOAPair of amazing sweater-puppies
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Wait that's not a moustache, thats chocolate spread!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
hot bagpiping action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:19, archived)
# that would tickle, also...
RUDE STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Whee!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# just for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Mmmmm. Nigella
*rubs thighs*

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I suppose
I'd let her give me a chocolatey titwank if she asked nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Spread 'em
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I did her husband's floors and she laughed at one of my jokes.
Ah, memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
#
memories mammaries
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# mmmm memory mammaries.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# It is my belief that the rise in people fantasizing about her is because
you are so fucking bored at the cookery show that you need something to keep your mind busy, so you imagine spunking on her face, then you are not so pissed off your missus has that channel on.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
# big smiles from me
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:20, archived)
# :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Pfft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:23, archived)
# The forms the centerpiece
of Deborah Meaden's Lady Garden!
Admission £4.00 During daylight hours.

While you are there, why not get a "I got lost in Deborah Meaden's Lady Garden" bumper sticker or T shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:32, archived)
# i wont there once
but there was a horrid lingering smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:40, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha, I made one of those a while back
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Bannatyne is deffo the mustache type
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
The Indian is full of ace!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:47, archived)
# This made liquids come out of my nose
for which I am grateful.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
# hehehee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Haha
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Ah, it's the one and only female one
from Dragon's Den.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:34, archived)
# haha


Click for bigger (150 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:39, archived)
# * shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Wrongity wrong wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:51, archived)
# you didn't click it did you?
MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# I did
and I spluffed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# This, I expected
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahahahahahah!
Gah!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Daren't CFB
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I saw that outfit yesterday at the V&A (Hollywood costume exhibition)
The headless mannequin it's on is in a cross legged seated pose, they really missed a trick by not having it animatronic :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# The Flange-o-matic 3000
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:40, archived)
# with authentic
MingeWhiffTM Technology
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# I was expecting that to be super hi-res
and her to have a winkie
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha, great! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:49, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:51, archived)
# ÜBERLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Oh God.
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:15, archived)
# sorry :)
Have this instead . . .


Click for bigger (146 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:30, archived)
# brilliant!
DOKKOR JONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Good morning, colourful Sticklebricks of the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:38, archived)
# that'd give the kids a treat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:40, archived)
# I do hope this isn't a reference to kid fingering
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:51, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# pea
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Haha
You silly
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:35, archived)
# haha he needs to be on ski's surely
or sat atop a pot of ski yoghurt
(although having said that, I'm fully prepared the believe you weren't even born when it was out :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:26, archived)
# *facepalm*
of course I remember ski yoghurt

"Preservatives!?"
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# here you go little fella
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# gold!!
haha I do a comedy show and I'm always referencing stuff that makes the kids say "errr.. wha? I like, wasn't even born then"
Makes me wanna punch their young faces off :P
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
#
You need some kind of interactive induction loop via which people can select the appropriate decade and have culturally-contemporaneous references automatically inserted. Either that or relive your childhood in the now, but I don't recommend that - too much grooming.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:27, archived)
# heehee, that nail distrubs me

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Gah
I was looking for the subtle difference in the kanji on the second one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Silly.
The difference is on the first one!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Haha
Ning Dr When
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:32, archived)
# That's Krafty
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:52, archived)
# mmmm...
just enough
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:48, archived)
# SAY HI TO RUPERT
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 5:11, archived)
# Full of wrinkles.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 5:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 5:26, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Hahaha, hello Rupert
I'll be seeing you tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 7:57, archived)
# like one giant smug wrinkle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:07, archived)
# like a testicle with spectacles
Today's vocabulary word is rugae.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:31, archived)
# *attacks with shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:17, archived)
# Reminds me to buy walnuts
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:35, archived)
# BRAIN-FACE!
As if he wasn't creepy enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Beksinski respect.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 4:11, archived)
# Bloomin' eck!
*tsk*
(A Hospital Carpark, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 4:56, archived)
# Bloomin' eck!
／(.^.)＼
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 5:23, archived)
#
"facepalm"
(Fly Projector, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 6:23, archived)
# What?
Is this happening again?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 7:21, archived)
# nothing :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 7:35, archived)
# I miss Dave
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Big whoop for the furries!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Very nostalgic. :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# i like this
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 7:49, archived)
# Thanks! :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 7:52, archived)
# Is that Dr Doom?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 7:54, archived)
# Probably.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:01, archived)
#
www.fantastic-four.nl/doctordoom_.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:18, archived)
# Similar!! :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:25, archived)
# spaghetti horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:41, archived)
# Cuttlefish sumi spaghetti?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Hello Moggy.
Your hores is ill. It needs urgent medical attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Hello Mu.
Beksinski is mental? :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Rather nice, that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Thanks n_n
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
# That's better than the pink fluffy shit.
Is it yours?
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Yes. mine.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Lovely style.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Thanks ;)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Is it a reindeer dear?
Nice colourisation
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Like a reindeer horse.
Thanks ;)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:20, archived)
# You're obviously talented, and this is a great image
its just a shame you waste it on that rabbit bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Thank you :)
bollcocks lol XD
This is gasmask.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# i can't fap to this
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Yes you can
if you believe in yourself.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:33, archived)
# yes you can XD lol
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:40, archived)
# hell - muthafucking - yeah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Hell yes :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Nice work Dave, that was a long haul?
I'd remove the buildings in the background. The characters would stand out better?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Thanks :)
There was some concern in that regard.
I should strive more about background.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# crackin :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Yes. Distopia.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# That's a beauty.
Why the headbag?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Thanks ;)
Because He is shy.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
# He has one eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:49, archived)
# It is direction to increase a sense of fear.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:52, archived)
# It's back...
...for blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:51, archived)
# For destiny.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# This is good, specially because of Murdock
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Thank you :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEOWOkYcHE8
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# nice arts
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Thanks :3
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# b3ta is alive.....sort of.....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# b3ta still alive :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:42, archived)
# that's ace!
love the colours.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Thank you! :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:49, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Thanks n_n
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:50, archived)
# nice horsie
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:21, archived)
# hell yes!!!
\o/

歓迎復帰。 ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Yes to this
and less of the yiff
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 10:14, archived)
# My machine is almost complete. The world will be mine...*

cfb
cffm (1800x1500 467k)
*...I just need to get hold of some plutonium and a few other bits'n'pieces first...
*laughs menacingly anyway*

/edit Many thanks for all your kind comments :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:54, archived)
# brilliance.
real class.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Thank you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:03, archived)
# :)
does it go up to 11?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:58, archived)
# It runs on plutonium so it probably goes up to 88
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Got any plutonium?
Or a size 31 thrutching flange?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:06, archived)
# There was some uranium ore on ebay.
But it sold for £30.11 +£5.25P&P.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:15, archived)
# I bought it.
Got to get it where I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:26, archived)
# watch out for the libyans!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:01, archived)
# They said they didn't have any to spare.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:05, archived)
# hah, where's gadaffi when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Unfortunately neither :(
I hear a lightning strike on a clock tower can be harnessed, though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Ahaaaaa!
*makes list of required items*
Cheers, boris. :D

Got any copper strip?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:02, archived)
# haha, nice detail
hadn't noticed...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:57, archived)
# But where do the fuck hoses go?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:29, archived)
# How the fuck should I know?
Wait for the next episode...

Dun dun duuunnnnnnnnnn
/edit: It also depends on whether you choose red or blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:33, archived)
# A request crimson for Version 2.0 please
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Ahh. The king of colours.
I'm glad you said "crimson"
*pulls on rubber gloves*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:57, archived)
# What is the machine's name?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Nigel
/edit: I might give it a pair of tits and call it Nigella
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:53, archived)
# 'drools'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 1:35, archived)
# Beautifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 1:36, archived)
# Very welll executed.
Never seen that model of flux capacitor before. ;)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 2:36, archived)
# Desktop for the next year
widescreen!

Really nice...

and if it was animated!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 5:36, archived)
# A work of genious
clickies
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:34, archived)
# Wow, has to be seen FULL-SIZE to truly appreciate the excellence!
Great work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:01, archived)
# WOW
Incredible attention to detail, I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Very Nice!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:23, archived)
# that's reet good that is
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:53, archived)
# very
very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:43, archived)
# how long can she hold it?
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Hilary Crimson
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Hilarious Clinton
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:16, archived)
# That's quite a pearl necklace. Ugly old twat.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Millary Klinsmann
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Vladimir Putin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Capilliary Action
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:24, archived)
# hairy clitorison
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Aaaargh not nice
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Scarlet Woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:46, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:53, archived)
# WE KILL THE BATMAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:00, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:52, archived)
# America - Fuck Yeah - Freebase is the only way ...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I know them.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:55, archived)
# hnnnyurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Military Clithorn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:20, archived)
# hill-like clitoris
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:46, archived)
# hillside cillitbang
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Clintary Hilton
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Oh, herro Hiraly Crinton
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Too controversial?
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Freddie Mercury's new album....
Has anyone else noticed.....


smug bloke
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:29, archived)
# 'lo PP
i trust you're well in the garden of england.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:31, archived)
# yes mate,
all is well, icklest-icklestpickle on way in 3 weeks. icklestpickle walking now and icklepickle is a hormonal teenager. craziness.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# sounds like a full house
nice to see an old face popping up on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:45, archived)
# ta
:) great to see you too!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:57, archived)
# those are prize pickles

'lo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:03, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger jar!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:25, archived)
# wahaay!
a pwize peeckle!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Nice Tash
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:11, archived)
# looks like poo
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I'm gonna make a
supercilious man outta you...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:11, archived)
# tonight i'm gonna have myself a croissant while reading the paper
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:30, archived)
# no.
wait 'til 'smug saturday'
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:26, archived)
# gay =/= paedo
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:37, archived)
# 'signed copies available'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:44, archived)
# YOU'RE FUCKED, SPACE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:36, archived)
# he's going to hit that inky void
where it hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Is b3ta still getting turned off on the 12th of December?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Sugar?
No thanks, I'm spaceship enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:53, archived)
# cockrocket
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:54, archived)
# That's his ship, .....The Hammerhead.......
SMASHING SPACE!...TAKE THAT, SPACE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:26, archived)
# :D
balls the size of planets
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Excellent!
He's gonna punch the FUCK out of some celestial bodies!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Is this a new brand of crisps?
Very cuboid crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Top drawer sir!!
WOOT :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:08, archived)
# space cheese will save us.
:)

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:20, archived)
# FUCK YOU SPACE YOU BEIGE CUNT!
I'M GONNA PUNCH THE ARSE OUTTA YOUR GASSY EXPANSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:27, archived)
# also, he should have a sidekick called 'Blackhole'
that's basically just a man doing permanent goatse
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Or a huge blackened anus with arms and legs. Or this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:25, archived)
# He must have been working out at the Petranek Fitness Centre
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:19, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:34, archived)
# FUCK YOU SPACE
YOU SUCK COCK SPACE
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:34, archived)
# If I remember the origins story correctly, he was just an everyday guy running a site called b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:56, archived)
# FUCK SPACE RIGHT IN THE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:52, archived)
# GO GET EM, SPACEBABBY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha !
Fucking YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)

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