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(1.618..., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:26, archived)
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spotify:track:750ZFmjyBeT1qKRM5dpFar (Warrior's Dance by Prodigy)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:33, archived)
# It's Bill Hicks reincarnated!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:35, archived)
# i like the part when he describes satans semen eating through the lining of mc hammer's stomach
imjussayin


spotify:track:1iZHKK0iqQy4agjSO0n0OB (Break And Enter by The Prodigy)
spotify:track:2Ce8RNjiyKmvCQxGwhRnki (The Heat (The Energy) by The Prodigy)

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Great to see your lunacy back ;)
I'm an old fart now but Jilted Generation is still an utter classic and will be for some time.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:22, archived)
# hoho, yes, all lunacy, not factual at all
great goofs

spotify:track:4gQjYJkJ4uV6CveTwmycy8 (Fatty Boom Boom by Die Antwoord)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Not too sure about Die Antwoord
After he shot his girlfriend in the bathroom. I mean just asking her to hurry up should be enough.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:29, archived)
# First thing i saw was a starfury from Babylon 5
Then i saw the ship from the last starfighter.
Then i saw coptercat

I know it is none of those.
What is it? And who is the bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Coptercat for me.
No idea who the bloke is.'filenames'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10930857
(1.618..., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Of course
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:00, archived)
# It's Alex Jones
pursued by drones
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:03, archived)
# That'll teach him for walking in the air.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 1:56, archived)
# Alad Jone, he predicted the horse scandal three mince prior
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen, i give you

its bound to end painfully
*edit* totally convinced a bloke i work with that this is a real cartoon series.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:59, archived)
# aww bless
he has family guy's chin
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:00, archived)
# near the top
we once convinced the same group of collegues (when amoaba and I worked together) that another collegue was the fomer lead singer of an 80s New Romantic band. The japes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:10, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Quite a talented musician though
Good at the sax.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
# big lol moment!
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)
# I can't see his nose! How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# gullible colleague
he'll get the sack
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:24, archived)
# It'd be nuts if that didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:27, archived)
# A testes time for him.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:08, archived)
# That's awful
Prostate yourself
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Is that a song by Urethra Franklin?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:32, archived)
# That was wombding
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Hardly in the great skenes* of things.
*gland
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Does he hang out with Mimsy Girl?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:26, archived)
# looks like anudda case fah..

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Does his ballbag have eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:51, archived)
# and he looks like Warren
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:08, archived)
# New Dr.Who enemy?
Great work, call Viz
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:20, archived)
# He's nuts, I tells ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 0:12, archived)
# have some birds
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:49, archived)
# that's reet good that is
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:50, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:26, archived)
# nice style
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:56, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:25, archived)
# I like this
especially the "puffer bird", top left
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:57, archived)
# I have no idea what some of them are meant to be :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:24, archived)
#
There's something very Ronald Searle about those.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:58, archived)
# I was thinking exactly that
and was googling "a glurk trolling" but couldn't find the full picture.
Have some cats instead.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:59, archived)
# I wish...his st trinians ink drawings are brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:04, archived)
# fockin boids......
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:57, archived)
# \o/ chickmens \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:23, archived)
# I've seen a film about that..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:25, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:26, archived)
# that's bloody great
reminds me a little of Quentin Blake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:25, archived)
# like I said up there about Ronald Searle..love their style/work :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:28, archived)
# You should get this printed up and sell them as Christmas cards next year
Seriously, I bet they'd sell :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:29, archived)
# hmmm good idea..notes :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:30, archived)
# thank you
these are nice birds
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I really like that
Good job
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Great work
Like others have said reminds me of Quentin Blake, especially in 'The Twits' Here's one this Quentin made earlier . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Great range of expressions
and only one glaikit (sp?)
Love 'em
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:32, archived)
# yup correct spelling :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Lovely
Can you do a Kiwi please for a friend of mine who is sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:43, archived)
# i will do one tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 1:25, archived)
# *glees*
These be reet lully, these are.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Aww, lully!
Not sure I can tick them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 0:14, archived)
# :D
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:02, archived)
# BRIDS!
*bridsbridsbridsbrids*

Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:02, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
Here is the vote. Here is the vote. Here is the vote.

* Sex up Literature — book sales are in decline and 50 Shades has been the saviour of book stores everywhere. Oliver Fist, The Three Muffketeers, The Man in the Iron Cockring, etc.

* Mansion Tax. Pasty Tax. Badger Tax. Invent new taxes and show us how they'll work.

* Recipe cards THAT TELL THE TRUTH. i.e. How to make beef burgers. 1. Get a horse 2. Etc.

* One word challenge: DRONES

And here is the vote-void:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:35, archived)
# I like all of these
but I'll pick sex up lit (the c is silent)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Good choice!
Alright Twisty?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Chapter 19 "The ringbearer goes south"
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:34, archived)
# The Council of El Rod
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:39, archived)
# ah hahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Feb 2013, 5:42, archived)
# Drones!
Or one of the others...
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:36, archived)
# i'll take drones for $200, Alex
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:38, archived)
# I voted drones
They're cute
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:47, archived)
# drones (star wars)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:49, archived)
# drones (bagpipes)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)
# bromes (the neville)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# votes *drones*
Wondering about buying my own drone. £250 on Amazon.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:08, archived)
# replace tory tax
with BACON
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Literature for me
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:10, archived)
# I am not normall one to moan,
but these are all shite.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:31, archived)
# "You are Normal 6."
"I am not a number, I am a free man!"
"Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
*Drum intros*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:35, archived)
# FINNEGAN'S SNAKE
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Feb 2013, 5:46, archived)
# I read that cover to cover when I was little more than a kid
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Feb 2013, 5:48, archived)
# And not horse, neither
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:10, archived)
# Ive just got a mental image of a bellend meeting that fork
ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:13, archived)
# Guh, as if Pot Noodles aren't ghastly enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# those new Korean* ones in Asda are pretty good
*Shin Cup
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:25, archived)
# was just about to say that..really good noodle soup :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:28, archived)
# Dog shins?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:28, archived)
# pot poodle?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Oh I love those!
The Asian supermarket on the main road does them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# gah! philistines..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Considering I'm a student too... breaking the mould a bit, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:22, archived)
# I just made this, but there is a bit of a threadrush on, so I will put it here:
BEE SAFE!

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:39, archived)
# I'm sorry. Please click to shed light,
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# I made this, but I am not sure I like it, but since it is slow, here it is anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:06, archived)
# I took this with my 'phone, I was going to photograph the black swans and it just flew up in front of me with its dinner.

CFM

To make up for the shit kestrel.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:08, archived)
#
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:17, archived)
# I particularly like
the swans.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
#
(spikeyboyo SPK, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:34, archived)
# You think a flying rat with a dead stickleback "makes up for" your shit kestrel?
It does not, Sir. It DOES NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:27, archived)
# I feel suitably
chastised.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Now go and sit on the roof and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:36, archived)
# It should have gone to the convenience store and got its usual crisps!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:00, archived)
# wa-hay!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Quark!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] That's the Nobel Prize for biology in the bag, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Dr Ubes Rub welcome anytime
haha "now fuck off" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# P.s you cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10367619
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Love that.
NOW FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:05, archived)
# SHUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:38, archived)
# I am selecting a request idea now. Plz wait!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Was that...
was that almost a pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Yes :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:52, archived)
#
I just RIS'd my pants hard!
(Fly Projector, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:48, archived)
# futon futon
shave my beard
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:52, archived)
# No fapping in the shopping mall.
got it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:57, archived)
# o__o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:11, archived)
# your a nonce cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Leave it Mongy, lets go to the juicer
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:39, archived)
# . . .
www.yourallgay.com

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:49, archived)
# never forgive Pearl Harbour
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:29, archived)
# i laughed so hard
my nose ejaculated
(I_am_B, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:55, archived)
# more of this ^
:D
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:47, archived)
# The passion in this is so beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Haha
perfect expression
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 6:19, archived)
# Every time I see one of your images
I genuinely think it is someone parodying you, until I see the username.

Every fucking time.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:48, archived)
# ^ surprisingly, this!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 0:45, archived)
# I hope you choose my request.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# how was the opperation?
did you die?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:37, archived)
# my bloody tickets?!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:41, archived)
# The peril of Google Translate.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
# I remind of...

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# My hangover's coming back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# I think that's just general nausea.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Very likely.
Not every now and then you see a giant armadillo offering intestines to a dead rabbit nun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
# the armadillo has a paper bag on its head and is a doctor
NEVER forget that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:11, archived)
#
Bloody - One of the most useful swear words in English. Mostly used as an exclamation of surprise i.e. "bloody hell" or "bloody nora". Something may be "bloody marvellous" or "bloody awful". It is also used to emphasise almost anything, "you're bloody mad", "not bloody likely" and can also be used in the middle of other words to emphasise them. E.g. "Abso-bloody-lutely"! Americans should avoid saying "bloody" as they sound silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
#
Memorise: www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Thank you Mu. :)
*bookmarked*
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
#
"Blow off - Who blew off? Means who farted? Constant source of amusement to us Brits when you guys talk about blowing people off. Conjours up all sort of bizarre images!"

Eh?


"Blunt - If a saw or a knife is not sharp we say it is blunt. It is also the way most of us speak! In America the knife would be dull."

Eh? Americans have a reputation for being fucking rude not least because British English is anything but blunt. Only in British English can you say something like "Excuse me, do you think you could give me directions to the chippy?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:34, archived)
#
" Pardon me - This is very amusing for Brits in America. Most kids are taught to say "pardon me" if they fart in public or at the table etc. In America it has other meanings which take us Brits a while to figure out. I thought I was surrounded by people with flatulence problems! "

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Why must you pick holes in everything I do?
do find on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
# BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU DO IS COVERED IN SCABS
AND SCABS ARE FUN TO PEEL OFF
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# I'm an enormous jerk
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# because everything I do, I do it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Waspppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:41, archived)
# How rude! It's
"Excuse me, do you think you could give me directions to the chippy, PLEASE?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
#
"Excuse me, sir, but do you think you might be able to possibly provide me with directions to the chippy, please?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Excuse me, sir, I'm terribly sorry to be a bother, but do you think you might be able to possibly be kind enough to provide me with directions to the chippy, please?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:53, archived)
# "Thank you everso much, I'm very much in your debt."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Needs more
Sorry to bother you
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# "Thank you everso much, I'm very much in your debt. Sorry to bother you, I hope you have a nice day."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:31, archived)
# But less of the "nice day" - too American.
More "good day to you"
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:09, archived)
# What can I say? I'm a post-modern revisionist.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:21, archived)
# That is a cracking site, Mu!
I have forwarded it to my colleagues in our US office as they get very confused with some of my colloquial-infused rants. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Excellent, but clearly written before question mark rationing was introduced.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Those were happier times :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Fuck, I meant exclamation mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:03, archived)
# You can tell those are rationed too - in the past that would be "Fuck! I meant exclamation mark!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:06, archived)
# innit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEWT6pdjON8
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# The poem, Bloody Orkney, is worth a look too.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:33, archived)
# haha....can't beat a week in Orkney
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:42, archived)
# The 'Bloody' in the middle of words...
...has always struck me as more of an Australian thing.
(Megamoss, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 3:43, archived)
# it's an English colloquialism
it means tampons
which is rhyming slang for cinema seats
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# she'd probably be more interested in
english cloacalisms
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# You will never understand us :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# wibble
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:55, archived)
# He's completely hatstand


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:57, archived)
# They're a bit like My Bloody Valentine
but pen ballads in memory of the heady days of trained British Rail Conductors
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Ruddy Hell
It's Soft Cell!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:53, archived)
# *sympathises*
Nothing wrong with wanting to watch a movie in the comfort of your own home without gimmicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# I saw it twice - in 3d.
Ive got no problem with 3d, but the 2nd time i saw it, it was on one of those huge 'vueXtreme' screens, which was £17!

Ace film though - worth the frustrating wait (just about!).
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:10, archived)
# this is as it is =(
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:12, archived)
# I agree with all you say here.
..
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:50, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha
topical!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:08, archived)
# love his smile :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Fake. Too tall/short.
depending on which speculation you follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# and he actually used a minigun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Haha..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# oooof and that
top workaging :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# cheers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Y'know, I got up the other night to make a cup of tea
and when I got back I heard a noise coming from our en suite, so without checking I fired five shots through the toilet door, just in case it was a burglar using my bog rather than my girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# it's terrible when burglars use your bog rather than your girlfriend.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Isn't there a film about that?
Probably on a German website, dirty buggers.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
Yeah, as you do
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
# haha yes
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Shooting his load on Valentine's day ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:25, archived)
# maybe he thought he was stealing his bog
they'll nick anything thesedays
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:47, archived)
# "tickets please!" You bad, bad man :)
I thought he smashed the door down with a cricket bat?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
# I'm amazed no one has edited the Shining axe gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# We all thought you were on the case
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha this is fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:21, archived)
# Somewhere in the early 21st Century... Sesame Street began to lose direction.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:50, archived)
# where's admiral ackbar when you need him?
poor fish fingers :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# they're trapped in a gooey gum cave.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# it's not a cave
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:58, archived)
# :(
it's got forests and EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:16, archived)
# SNORKERS! Good oh!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Snorkers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# wanking on sausages
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# now that sounds sexy
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:32, archived)
# sounds like an adult japanese game show
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:12, archived)
# I have very little idea
I saw the original and decided it needed eyes :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:29, archived)
# What the hell?
It's the Goopy Monster
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] He's very sweet, appearently.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
# excellent, yet full of wrongness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Lovely!


Those crazy animal/pear crossbreeding boffins! When will they stop?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Pear-pear-pear-pick up a penguin?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Hahaha - appearently never.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Banda Pear :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Oh I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# There's been things that resemble that I've seen in fruit bowls
lolgoingonholidaythencomingbacktothingsyoushouldhavethrownawaybeforeyouleft
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# phwoar! etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha, hairy good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Is that real?
If so, well fucking done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:52, archived)
# And a
Bra-wanking-vo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] this is how much panda you can draw in 30 seconds. not much.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:44, archived)
# I think that's quite a lot of panda
Seems quite typographical too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:08, archived)
# i couldn't do a face
but i could always pretend he's got his back to us
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] You can get more done in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:10, archived)
# that's not a panda, it's a serial killer clown dressed as a panda
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
needs more blood-flecked lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:16, archived)
# that's a panda who's seen things, man
scary things. bad things.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Panda who Zipped before he "Flipped"
Capturing that horric moment, between the "zip" and gaining the courage to look down...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Was that done in a minute?
It's better than I could do in 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:47, archived)
# I've got my favourite brushes set as presets,
so it's just a question of changing the brush size.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# If that was in the most recent version of GIMP it would take 30 seconds just to get a brush to the right fucking size
/Gimp 2.8 has some fucking stupid interface decisions blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# ^this
Had to re-install the old version purely because of the brushes
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THE GOLF SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
# This is how much I could add in 30 seconds

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:13, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# looking at my one hurts my eyes :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:13, archived)
#
Someone needs to feed the b3tards server hamster, pics are taking a while to appear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:17, archived)
# yours is appearing in cataractovision
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Had a go, got this far.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# that could easily pass as a new designer ring
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# I tried to follow your basic model
But that clock ran out pretty damn fast....
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:33, archived)
# i think i got lucky with placement, tbh
usually, i'd struggle to do just the head in 30 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:35, archived)
# hm.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# his mouth makes him look like he's indulging in a bit of finger sniffing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# he doesn't look too happy about it whatever he's been doing
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# guilty face, that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
# is that goat(/panda)se?
D:
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:47, archived)
# not intentionally, no
this place has even warped my subconscious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:44, archived)
# la connexion, c'est bon.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Agagagagagagag!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha
the Anchor cross! I'm convinced the real one has knob ends
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha, that's far
too much Atomic for you young man! Next you'll be telling me Hitler and a bear told you to say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Ca,ca,ca,caa
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
# hi grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Christing fuck, Jimlad!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Prince Philip is looking a bit rough these days
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# that woman's face has always given me the creeps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:27, archived)
# She actually looks quite ok outside the show
Pauline McLynn. Go on, google her.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:16, archived)
# fuck, that's some evil make-up job!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Aha...*works out each syllable*
I WIN
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# yippee
i finally got a tablet

(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# THREE
THREE!!!!

but points for veininess
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:23, archived)
# i just realised
the nuts look like hairy tits
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:27, archived)
# *wanks self blind*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:18, archived)
# overkill on the pubes man
you clearly got too excited
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# that's a fair point
and a good analysis
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# one thing!
you were supposed to make sure of ONE THING and you FAILED
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:32, archived)
# what's that ?
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)
# 3P/B
( 3 pubes per bollock )
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# is this one ok ?
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Ooh, that's beautiful.
Like it's been hand-blown from purple glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Proud and glistening.
Textbook.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# bravissimo!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Woo
They'll poke someone's eye out though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# You have created a thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:13, archived)
# thanks guys
pleased with my investment now
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Woo cock drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:33, archived)
# for fuck sake
that is so much better than mine, truly inspirational, I better get practising
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Aw, thanks :)
For your next project, are you going to do a username self-portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# i'm on it!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
# This somehow reminds me of
the last of the mohicans, it's like a cock running off into battle
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Hello new tablet owner
Please read the CDC FAQ :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# *clicks link*
*complies and reaches for the tweezers*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Wax on, wax off
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# I'm so sorry,
this is the first i've heard of this regulation, I feel really bad now, I generally go through life sticking to the rules, I won't be making the same mistake in future.
(wankdog, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# What about flaps?
Why is there no consensus on the pubic hair count of the labia majora?

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Oh, except this is the internet
So probably no hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)
# ^This with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)
# ^This, but fortified with aftermarket funbags
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Wonderful jubbly-jiggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:54, archived)
# surely the three pube rule doesn't apply here
it's no CDC

it's a SLCDC (slightly less crudely drawn cock)

look at the veins doesn't that elevate it from the base catagory?
jip in my face if I'm wrong

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
# That's just
a shrink-wrapped man.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:54, archived)
# true.... looks kinday bukkake though.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# that boy seems to have a certain lustre
hey wait!..
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:02, archived)
# kerching! :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:46, archived)
# dA --->
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:03, archived)
# i think b3tards took a nap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
"Spaff in high winds" by Wankdog 2013.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# 7/10
marked down; 3 pubes per ball
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Since we're into long-lost CDC territory
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:06, archived)
# So am I the only
one who isn't particularly thrilled to have a collection of spunking penises appearing on my screen?

Things sure have changed around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Britains' Top Light Entertainer and Singer
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
# This is great!
also, I must tell you something.

I just ate some ko-lee noodles, and they were really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaha, great
Vic can't see without his glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Worst Abbott and Costello ever
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Just re-read Dark Hams
Genius!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
# lesbians!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Where!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Over there --->
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:20, archived)
# by the beef burgers
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# They're
slightly rippled....with a flat underside.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:56, archived)
# :) brilliant thing
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:13, archived)
# It's about this time of the day
I like to place a petri dish under a squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# haha fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# that doesn't really look that much like ant and dec, although the mouths are correct
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
# A bucket of piping hot hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Fantastic :)

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:08, archived)
# arf!
I was waiting for 'Idi Amout' there
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:14, archived)
# ha, mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Double mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# I'm hoping for a P. Didi Amin
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:33, archived)
# If I had the time or energy I'd do Idi I'mOut with one of dragons den
so just pretend I have and chuckle at that, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# I was expecting 'IDI AMOUT'

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# hahah, we all were
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# He deserves bonus points for not going for the obvious choice
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:18, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
# surely
the fact hat everyone was expecting one thing, and Ninj did something else equally, if not more funny, makes this the greatest post ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:21, archived)
# it's certainly the formula for comedy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)
# I thought I was going to do 'Hiddy' Amin
...and have him hiding in a bush. But I didn't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Also available in this range
Kiddi Amin
MIDI Amin
Giddi Amin
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Fliddy arm-in
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Idi Cent
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Or even
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:27, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# for a moment I thought that was Seal
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# CRAZY!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Wowzer!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Oh My Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:25, archived)
# oh hai, ninj's comedy account
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:01, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
You should do a Midi Amin as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# :)
Fliddy Amin! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# mind if i pop this here?

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Jimmy's Fixed a New Position


Jangle Jangle
(spikeyboyo SPK, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Now do one with a horse's head LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:25, archived)
# ..
horse freebase
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Henry
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Dot Cotton
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Ken Dodd
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Blessed shouting at flanbase who is making a funny face from jumping off a springboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Blessed As 'Smug' deflecting Russian meteorite with a shout
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:48, archived)
# With STAR WARS somewhere in it all
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:34, archived)
# a death star inside a goatse?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
# *fears*
The horror of an infallible Jimmy Saville.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Hello new person
Try not to post too many pictures one after another in new threads. It makes the denizens twitchy. If you're using the B3ta uploader then you can go to start a new thread and then when the picture is uploaded copy its address, cancel, and post the picture in a reply to your own. It's really clunky but it saves on people showing how funny their abuse GIFs are.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Yes, sound advice, but half an hour between threads used to constitute a new page
If nobody's posting anything since 2am are we just waiting to see what the new blood come up with? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
# It still makes the denizens twitchy
even if it actually shouldn't :) Though the amount of pointless flaming seems to be thankfully diminishing these days
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:15, archived)
# that's seems to mostly be over on Links these days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:21, archived)
# they always twitchy
maybe if they weren't consuming tonnes of coke we'd not have this problem
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:15, archived)
# you started well, but that's a bit of a stumble,
if you've got several pictures that follow a theme to post at once, it's generally seen as the done thing to post them as a reply to your own first image. But don't worry, the subtle ways of this place take some getting used to.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Ace... fresh meat
Already I can sense you'll do well round these parts as long as you heed the goodly advice being dished out.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)
# I already hate you.
Do you not realize there are millions of people who will be offended by this image?
With your first bungling attempts you have managed to isolate a huge selection of the population who worship the saville?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)
# What has Simon Pegg got to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:56, archived)
# worst Tina Turner song ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:03, archived)
# proper lols
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:31, archived)
# I have absolutely NOTHNG to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
#


Thought i'd avoid topical
(spikeyboyo SPK, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)
# well I think that puts you very nicely back on track!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Welcome aboard! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
# hahahahaha, very welcome is these parts
Is that an 'Atomic-style' cock-end cross the pope's wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Yeah, Hi, Man.
Stay a while....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:59, archived)
# hahahaha YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
Nicely done there!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# haha - perfect
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Hello, spikeyboyo.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:01, archived)
# This is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Panda Poop in the Woods?
(spikeyboyo SPK, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:54, archived)
# hello new person
that ticks all the topicalol boxes

You may want to add it to this weeks image challenge though.
To do that, simply press the edit button below your image and then change the drop down box that you should see from "This is: a normal post" to "a challenge entry: Pandas"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:05, archived)
#
new person says thanks :D
(spikeyboyo SPK, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:21, archived)
# no problem, there are more than a couple of things to get the hang of around here
and well done for not deleting/reposting/fucking up and getting bummed by the locals
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:43, archived)
# do bears...the pope...does the pope...is the bears a catho... do the pope...
I'm hugely confused, Ted
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Are you suggesting the Pope shits in the woods?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:09, archived)
# I think I might be
is that why he's resigned?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Pretty sure it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Aaaah I'd vote for the pope if s/he looked like that
(may have misunderstood conclave process)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:07, archived)
# compo?
hello new person kitten, chair, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:08, archived)
# Poor baby pandas :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:15, archived)
# Worst Mickey Mouse ever
Nicely, welcome new person :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:18, archived)

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