If someone had asked you five years ago
"where do you see yourself in five years' time?"
how accurate would you have been?

Also, I have a cup of tea.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

I DONT KNOWWWWW
i finished my tea :(
( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

i dont think i would have been very accurate but i might have been right in a general way.
still with same bloke, still in devon, in a medium sort of steady office job...
( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

and still garnering a lot of pleasure from life HOORAY.

( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

win

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

In what sense?
The whole of your existance or just a small part of it?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

any sense you like

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

Area of residence - way off
Education - close
Friends - way off
Job - way off
Love - spot on
Money - way off
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

not very at all

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

Not very, I was convinced I'd be dead.
I know, I know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

crumbs!
well that was a nice surprise, then
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

:) I thought so

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

Pretty accurate,
avoiding work in a dull office job by posting here.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

Pretty good, actually
last week I sat at the Chief Editor's desk, eating croissants and drinking coffee, having a chat about dependant relative clauses.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

dependent
surely

and that's a fairly impressive bit of prescience, there.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

I've been here so long that I'm picking up the local spelling mistakes :(
I'll be spelling it "tommorow" next.

I sincerely believed that it only took 5 years to become an Editor in a news room. Ho ho.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

xxx hardcore damsel fly action!
Phwoooar!

What have you lot been up to today?

been trying to get a decent photo of these horny pond layabouts for ages
( custard, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

Failing to revise :(
That's hot.
( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

WHAT REVISING FOR HMM?
i am HAPPY today YEAH
( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

HMMMMMM for marketing exams on Monday and Tuesday HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
It's not looking good.
( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

HMMM interesting.
i hope it goes well :)
( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

I HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm hope so HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm
Thmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmanks
( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

Your mum.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

haha
they're cute

this week I have mostly been procrastinating.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

I was hoping to get some procrastinating in later today, but I might not get round to it
( vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

ack there's always tomorrow.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

finding out about things, fending off silly boys and their questions,
getting upset OFFLINE and having a vague stab at that work thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

Silly boys online or offline?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

Both, either, the usual.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

At least when I ask silly questions
You know that I'm being deliberately silly :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

It just seems that 90% of people are TRYING to annoy me today.
I might be hormonal. Hmm.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

What's your favorite type of lever arch file?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

Heavy ones full of papers so I can chuck them at people's heads.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

*hugs*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

*cuddle*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

*dives into the mix and squeezes*

( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

This is awesome, I should get angry more often.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

*goes to join in too*
*has sudden asthma attack*
*WHEEEEZE*Damn these infuriating lungs*WHEEEEEEZE*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

I KNOW WHERE AN INHALER IS
we need to go to Amersham.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

Sorry :(
Also: research suggests that hormonal ladies are prettier
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

Not you, dumbarse
you're not annoying me.

HAH I don't feel prettier. Puffy eyes does not sexy make.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

Trying to find a job
and failing
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

get a job hippy, etc.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

I already have a job
A shit, part time one that just about covers bills, but I urgently need a FT one. No one has the hours it would seem..
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

hmm,
I thought it was supposed to be easier if you had a job already.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

There is just a lack of jobs at the moment
I got a mate in Essex applying for IT jobs that are attracting over 2000 applicants etc, its not a good time to be needing a job..
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

jesus,
the one I went for at the council, they told me it had 104 applicants, which is apparently a lot by their standards. Seems like I don't have that much to complain about.

My brother reckons Newcastle is full of I.T. jobs at the moment, mind.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

I'm trying to do the same
but I've worked out a routine where I do all I can jobwise between 9 & 11am and then forget about it (unless I have to attend work-related appointments in the afternoon) until 9am the next day.

Dwelling on the situation all day would drive me nuts.
( custard, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

Yeah I have a bookmark folder with about 12 different sites that I check each day
About to get local paper as its the weekly jobs section, so just a case of keep trying and looking!
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

not alot, thanks for asking though, all great

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

Drinking tea,
eating, day dreaming, talking about Take That and weddings.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

Wandered to work
wandered home again 'cos its a holiday
cooked meal
drunk wine
Enjoying first alcohol in 5 weeks & anticipating messiness later
( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

I'm trying to find somewhere to live in Coventry.
I've pretty much given up on any pretence at doing work today.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

*awaits posts about how shit Coventry is and how you should move somewhere else*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

making BEACH plans
*excites*

first proper holiday in YEARS!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

When was the last time you thought "whoops, I've been a bit of a cunt."?
Mine was this morning when I was extremely impatient on the road.
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

Last week.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

What's the story then?

( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

Not a chance.
Needless to say I've been got back, and then some.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

Ooof.
Be careful this doesn't descend into a vicious circle of getting-each-other-back
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

I'm putting an end to it.
If I retaliated with the only thing I can think of, there'd be no coming back.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

Are you talking about stabbing someone?

( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

Oooh, no.
I could do some stabbing. I'd feel much better. I hate that feeling where you're pissed off but at work and so you can't slam doors or punch stuff because it's not yours.

I need an object to beat the fuck up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

What about that /talker who's dying of cancer ?
Not going to make much difference to him.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

Who?
Edit: Oh, SSG. Yeah, I somehow think our AWESOMELY BUMCHUM RELATIONSHIP will somehow be compromised.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

yes

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

Today

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

I continuously remind myself that I'm a cunt,
but now I come to think of it, no recent examples come to mind. Hmm...

I need to get out more.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

yanter yanter yanter.
I started two pun avalanches last night, if that counts.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

That's not even punny

( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

The afternoon after the morning after the night before.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

Pretty much every 10 or so minutes on here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

Quite a while ago now
although I'm not sure if I actually was a cunt or if I was just being made to feel like one.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

I'm always a bit of a cunt.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

You're perfectly friendly face-to-face.
Well, outwardly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

I have noticed.
But I forgive you.
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

i'm overly nice that's my trouble, people take advantage of me, but i don't mind i'm glad to help,
,
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

I'm generally always a bit of a cunt.
I haven't done anything intentionally cuntish for a while, actually.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

Look. Look at me.
I've passed my first year of uni with 5 As and 1 B

How are you AWESOME today?
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

what sort of uni gives letter grades?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Northampton.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

lol shithole,
I live in Milton Keynes, it's better.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

At least in Northampton everything is reasonably close together.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

like their eyes

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Brilliant. Dull concrete everywhere.
The ONLY thing good in Milton Keynes is the Bowl. Best music venue in the UK IMO.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Wembley Stadium is better.
Although at the MK Bowl I saw Linkin Park/Jay-Z and at Wembley I saw Muse and Metallica.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

did they go to your house and play yellow pokemon?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

Christ, no.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Wembley is not better.
It's acoustically rubbish, like any enclosed venue. Hyde park is better than Wembley for sure.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

I actually thought the acoustics were better.
Then again, it could be the bands.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

It's the echoing that kills it for me.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

It's quite good,
but I'd always rather go to a small venue personally.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

go by proxy,
it won't be so crowded.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I'm sure I got letter grades in individual subjects

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

I just got big lists of numbers from Manchester and Leeds

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

I didn't think they did A's and B's.
I'm feeling pretty good because THE LIST actually has a whole section on Sammi now and it's all gold. She could either be the stupidest person in the world or a better troll than Rathen.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

I didn't know what they did.
I'm well chuffed though.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

You do realise you've wasted a lot of effort though?
Fairly certain only the Second and Third years go towards your final grade.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

True.
On the other hand, at least I know I'm capable of getting the grades if I work hard.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

After spending 4 years at university
I wish I hadn't bothered.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

start as you mean to go on

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

I just saved energy and tried a little bit harder every year instead.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

I barely tried at all.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

I ended up trying a bit.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

I tried to try, at least.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

My first year counted.
An enormous 5% of my final grade.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

i have had eleven black coffees so far today and only one wee

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

I heard if you have 12 you die.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

I heard if you have 14 your wee turns black and it has the same consistency as treacle

( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

maybe you are sweating it out

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

chinny reckon gluey, girls dont sweat its a myth
drier than a nuns cunt me
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Do you find you have to pant a lot?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

only if im lucky

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

Beefy under-bap sweat says different.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

arome de boeuf

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

I'm helping people on the PHONE motherfucker
ON. THE. PHONE.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

These little buttons are the numbers.
You press these when you want to ring someone.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

I have to dial the operator and ask to be put through to people
I don't have no 'buttons'
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

How do you dial the operator with no buttons?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

I'll wager it's one of those child's phones where you pick up the handset and a lady's voice says "hello operator."

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

"Hello, Operator."
"Yes I'd like to be put through to sales please"
"Hello, Operator."
"Yes, can you put me through to..."
"Hello, Operator."
"Yeah I need to..."
"Hello, Operator."
"ARGRRHRGHHBHGHGGDFFFFFFFUCCCCCKK!"
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Oooh, well done you.
I'm not, although I might have to have a fight soon, in which I trust I shall be more awesome than my opponent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

Proved the annoying bitch wrong
Which is ace as she is one of those people who is always right, no matter what.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

I has a happy tummy
because I had chicken stir fry for breakfast.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Just in case anyone missed this:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6216116
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

I cant work it out
Is she really well off or really poor this week?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

We're waiting on the results from her accountant.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

He's probably doing a few lengths in her pool

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I'm still trying to get my head round this one.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6204777
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Blimey

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

DLA pays quite well it seems.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

I think I've spent £400 on clothes in the last five years.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

I doubt I spent that much.
Unless you count my EXPENSIVE SUNGLASSES. Which I lost, for real.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

I spent £50 on a coat once,
I think that's my most expensive single purchase.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

clothes do not make a person
terrible personality and poor quality aesthetics do.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

Yer but like, she's had her teeth fixed, can hear now and, like, you don't know her personality because you've not met her.
Sooooooo......
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

I still wouldn't touch her with yours
I wouldn't let you touch her with somebody elses either.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

Thank you

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

I sort of hope the joke's on us and she's one of the most creative trolls I've ever seen.
It scares me to think there are people that stupid out there.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

You're replying to Pickle Fairy.
Did you not think this through?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

im replying to you dave

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

You're such an attention whore.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

its all me me me

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

I'm going out now, just to spite you.
You will have to read this dull shitty board without ME in it to make it less shit.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

:(
i'll finish my hrsg isolation and re-instatement of wlg and hydrostep controlled work instruction then
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

I'm stupid
I'm not "that" stupid.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

I'm awesome everyday.
No reason is needed.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

But I thought you were ginge ennit?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

That makes me super kick ass awesome

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

this is why!
second from the right
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Jedi School?
*runs*
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

Jedi school?
What do you take me for?

A FAT USELESS STAR WARS FAN?

FUCK OFF.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

What a bad motherfucker.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

I did a really smelly shit.
That made my housemate complain while he was in the bathroom. And I only left him 3 squares of bog-roll.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

i hope he uses your fucking flannel

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

Hello, internet.
Have you been injured on the road, at work, or after a trip or fall anywhere? Have you considered squeezing someone for money after your own stupidity?

Or answer your own question. Whatever.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

I was going to go in for compo after I got assaulted
but it was all a lot of kerfuffle just to get a couple of hundred quid to replace my specs.

Also: bloody hell, Threadless take a long time to approve submissions.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Yes it is a diving watch and it's pressurised to 5 atmospheres.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

I have a G-shock watch somewhere that can hold a database of up to eight phone numbers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

people with G-Shocks apparently don't have many friends

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

I had my home phone number and my gran's phone number in it :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

in fairness... I've had watches like those with totally pointless features...

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

I never understood that stuff.
Surely 80% of the cases they get must be completely unworkable? How can you get X amount of quid off a company just because the floor was wet and you fell?
( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Liability insurance, isn't it? Or something like that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

That was my understanding.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

it's to do with loss-of-earnings, as well as physician bills etc...
and, of course, the MENTAL ANGUISH of having to watch Jeremy Kyle every afternoon
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

I had some mental anguish yesterday afternoon.
Jezza and Maury. It was proper HELLISH.

Also, in other news, HUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

how was Take That...
and what was your preparations?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

They were amazing, hubare.
It pissed it down and I got utterly soaked to the skin but I'd do it again. It was just a spectacle. And I got to see Howard and scream at him for a bit. And I did a bit of a cry when they sang Rule The World at the end.

43 Blue Stars out of 44.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

COR!
WET T-SHIRT!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

And bra
and knickers. And feet. I was fucking drenched.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

*swoon*
*fires up twin-turbo-pander engine*

EDIT: I've heard from friends of the lady-persuasion that it was very very good...

the gig... not your wetness... although I'm sure that got a lot of attention
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

when I shriek and scream and cry at girls I would like to touch, it doesn't go down well

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

I'd never sue for something like slipping over. I couldn't do it.
I did claim when someone drove into me though. It took just over 5 years though, and that ended with an out of court settlement. If I'd pushed on with it, it'd likely still be going on.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

A few years ago my mother was involved in an accident whereby
a family in VW Polo lightly tapped her car. Her car got a dented wing, and the polo got a scrape in it's rear wing. Everyone got out, the Polo driver slapped his head and said as much as 'I didnt see you, it was us changing direction on the roundabout. Never mind we'll get the insurances sorted out and at least no one is hurt'. Hands were shook, apologies made and everyone drove off.

Three weeks later a lawyers letter arrived stating that all three occupants were now incapable of work and what was she going to do about it? The injuries reported were: Severe head trauma for the bloke, whiplash that required immediate medical attention for the wife and inducement of debilitating panic attatcks for the daughter that led to her resigning from work.

My, how we laughed. We laughed even harder when we drove to their house and they were in the garden playing happily with a child, and bouncing about on a trampoline.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

then you murdered them?

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

When i re-post this on the appropriate QOTW I will have, yes.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Don't leave us hanging!
How did it end?
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

I'm hoping they got BEATEN UP for fraud.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

As they had never met me before I went to their wall and asked them for local directions to get a feel for them, just in case.
Then we took a few photos on the trampoline and sent them to her insurance company for them to issue a rebuttal.
Never heard a peep after that from anyone.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

my mu got real whiplash once when someone drove into the back of her car,
it didn't stop her going to work, mind.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

real whiplash is bad news.
Fake whiplash is far more managable.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

What's really fun is if you initially dismiss it as just a stiff neck.
Then you can enjoy fucked up discs later on and for the rest of your life.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

I would like to think it's widley enough known nowadays that people would think about it.
In days gone by i've heard many stories like that, though.
Mostly from people who didn't have properly adjusted headrests. People seem to think they are just there to piss you off when reversing.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Mine was a side impact, so the head rest didn't do much.
The relatively minor soft tissue damage led to muscle tension, which eventually dehydrated 4 discs, 2 of which prolapsed.

Definitely should have got that stiff neck seen to sooner :-(
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

I fell down some steps once, broke my ankle
That was fun

Also fell on a railing when trying to climb over. Got a scar on my arse now.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

I have a scar on my arse too.
*Arse scar FIVES*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

Two inches to the left and I would've been violently sodomised by an iron railing
Lucky escape, maybe.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Mine's just from dull old meningococcus septacaemia
*yawn*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

Oh man that's Latin and everything
That's not unexciting! FANCY TERMS AHOY
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

ingococcus septacaemia
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Ha ha ha ha.
Well done, you bittersweet bundle of misery.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

That's because I'm lovely
and not at all a fat ranting shouty Irish ginger dwarf.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Arf

( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Robots
BBBBZZZZZZZZZT
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Yes, I'm an inconsiderate cunt
For wanting to claim for the 18 months loss of earnings following a serious RTC caused by a wanker that was speeding on the wrong side of the road.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

you utter utter utter twat

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

I know, right?
Permanent spinal damage is a small price to pay for a little bit of "quick" cash.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Ouch!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

or, unless, it was some else's stupidity which caused your incapacitation

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

I fell onto the bonnet of a passing car the day before yesterday
/trufax
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

"fell"
from, where, the sky?

EDIT: Con-Air flashback
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

Off of the pavement
Thankfully the car was undamaged.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

Bugger me, are you ok?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

A bit bruised but thankfully the car was going at a crawl.
Poor lady driving it was very shocked though.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

Glad you're both ok though...
I bet you were really shook up, I'd have been.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

I have sadly become quite used to falling
although I don't usually land on cars.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

I fall quite a lot
I tend to land on people or the floor.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

I'm tempted to buy one of those comedy padded sumo suits
shall we get one each and go shopping together?
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

:D that sounds fun

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

she is but the car's a write off
no offence
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

Because I'm huge?
Too right!
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

I just cut my hand while cutting up some boxes

( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

Sue the company that made the boxes.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

It was much like this in sound
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qXw9EZskO4&feature=related
( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

i tripped and fell on to a mans erect penis whilst looking at wildlife on hamsted heath, i now have herpes yet am entiteld to no money other than the 50 pounds he gave me
life can be cruel
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

I'm always bumping into something
I dropped my bike doing a u-turn last night and snapped the front brake lever off. I'm not terribly graceful.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

Ooops, is it easy to replace?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

yeah
I ordered the part and will fit it when it arrives. Easy peasy.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

Despite the low power of the engine I just bought
a compression test shows that it's NOT completely fucked. I almost smiled.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

Erm, congrats!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

It cheered me up
it narrowed the problem down to only seven other areas.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

This is always good news.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Yeah, but I did notice a fuel leak
which is a bit whiffy
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

What sort of difference are you seeing on the cylinders?

(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

I fell into a ditch and broke my nose, and still have a nice scar on my face from it.
I blame my own stupidity and a large amount of alcohol.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

I´ve just found out it´s a holiday here
on the only day this week I´ve bothered coming into work.
( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

Corpus Christi, innit
*lounges*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

Feria de San Bernabe apparantly
the police are trying to close the road off outside, I assume there is going to be a procession, exciting times
( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Wank like a chimp on the boss' chair.
And try and jizz a smiley face.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Thing is, my boss is a mate
I might just crack one off out the window onto the policemen below
( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

I'm currently in the process of explosion

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

yes. Yesterday.
I use a wheelchair, I was attempting to wheel myself through a door which my friend was holding open for me.

Some FUCKWIT came up behind me and grabbed my chair. Which meant that first the wheels wouldn't move when I pushed at them, and then I was holding onto the wheelrims when the guy pushed the chair forwards so my arms and shoulders got jerked.

He seemed affronted by my yell of pain.

Today my hands hurt and my arms hurt and my shoulders are utterly fucked. Grr.
( Batsgirl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Fucking hell. Why do some people do that?
Sure, open a door or whatever, but is it not obvious that just grabbing the chair uninvited is just rude?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

possibly because it's quite unsettling
when a stranger suddenly grabs you and moves you about in a way that causes you pain... so where I probably *should* have explained "mate, I know you're only trying to be helpful, but you should always ask first" I was instead going "SHIT!! Get off!"
( Batsgirl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

Reminds me of a story of one of Spacefish's mates,
he was in a club and turned round and thought he'd knocked a girl over, so he went and "helped her up", only for her to start screaming for him to put her down. It was then he realised she'd got no legs.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

pfft, that is bad luck.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

I always ask the OAP guy that regularly has a dead battery in his electric one. He lives up a hill.
Every time I ask, he still hasn't had the battery replaced. He's such a mong...
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Its an awkward one. He probably thought he was doing a good turn.
Retractable spikes in the handles is the answer.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

it is indeed
the answer to so many things.
( Batsgirl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

I'm going to sue the government for not making a job out of thin air for me.
Loss of earnings, mental anguish, head injury, it's all there.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

You should probably just go self-employed as a full time persuit.
That's what I'm going to do now, if I can manage not to put my neck out for a few weeks at a time.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

I don't know what I'd do.
I'm going to go into that interesting computer shop in town though and ask them if they've got any work. Or if I can sell my computers in their window or something.
If that doesn't work, going to have to start going to the IT professional social networking events that go on here and pretend I want a programming job.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

Football!
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/8094720.stm

If you don't want to click the link, Manchester United have accepted an £80m bid for Cristiano Ronaldo.

Are transfer fees getting too high now?
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

If it means Cristiano Ronaldo is fucking off, you can't put a price on that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

I'd happily pay £80m just to kick him in the face, once.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Actually, thinking about it, this.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

I'd be wearing my massive steel toe-capped boots, naturally.
And I'd take a run up.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

To be honest it'd probably kill him.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

It's not like he's got a chin to take it on.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Breath test failure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mxdim_6PUI
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Why are they laughing?
Why are they not beating him with truncheons, screaming 'STOP RESISTING!' while casually fondling themselves?

Funny though.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Yeah, I got paid in KFC for helping to transfer a friend's items from apartment to apartment
Where's my eighty million, damnit.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

if it was in calories
you probably got it.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Too high for what?
Were you thinking of buying some midfielders?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

I think that's a lot of money, but he's very good.
I am amused by the Un*ted fans saying "We don't want him, we're glad he's leaving". He's been their outstanding player for the last three years, and they're going to be fucked without him. Will be interesting to see who they buy to replace him. I don't think Valencia from Wigan will cut the mustard.

The End.
( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

They sound like a spurned lover.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

That they do.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Transfer fees are still very low.
I got six temporary tattoos for a euro last week.

LOOK AT ME I'VE GOT A PIRATE ON MY ARM!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

*Spangswithafuckingshovel*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

£80m is a lot to pay for someone fairly thick but fast
and even still not be able to use them as a sex slave.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

I'm a camera that's being taken on a long weekend away.
Should I be disposable or digital?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

D.I.G.I.T.A.L.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

G.I.T.A.L. V.O.R.C.E.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

You should be indisposed

( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

I call this type of post
A point of view response post,

I'm trying to classify /talk posts.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Good luck with the eel's work.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Handy.
Will you be preparing some sort of graph at the end?
( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

yes it'll be a 3d bar graph

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Good choice.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Both.
You should have an SD card that can only be written to once, which is sealed inside your case.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

you should be disposed off, only joking, i'd really cry if you died or decided life was too much and topped yourself, best mates eh? no offence

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Disposable cameras:
Good or bad? I'm hesitant because I can't delete rubbish photos, but for £2 each, they might be alright for a long weekend away.

Come on, you lot like being asked your opinion.
( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

I dont care

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Like fuck.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Ok, i care desperately:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Knew it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Good, because you can be less precious with them
and unless you're a proper anal photographer, I say capturing the moment's better than setting it up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

now that job i like the sound of
'can i just see a little more bumhole please darling, that's it make it pout, smashing'
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

*clicks*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

pop a little ice on it for a few seconds.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

"Mr Goatse, isn't it...
....well, if you would just like to remove your trousers, bend over and... OH MY SHITTING CHRIST! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

Morning captain, are you well?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

It'd appear not, apparently it's hot in here
I'm freezing. You?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

I'm a sad maximinimus today
But I don't know why
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

*hug*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

i shan't rise to the bait, oh no, not me, you can post all day, i've changed

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

You can't plug them into a computer so they are all of teh rubbish.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Depends what you're doing.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Also, you say £2, but then you have to have them developed.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Would it be more cost effective to get a cheapy digicam from Argos?
I don't give a toss about the amount of megapixels, but I'd like a proper camera for my birthday celebrations.
( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

I did exactly this and it worked brilliantly.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

why you ask that? why
:(
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Well, if she's going to be doing something where she'll just be wandering around, able to stop and photograph things properly,
a digital camera would be more appropriate.
If she's off doing something all fast paced and that, she'd be better with a quick point and click disposable.
Or not, no offence, forum banter, great.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Out drinking with friends and doing a bit of touristy stuff in London.
Argos have a digicam for £15, I might get that.
( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Do this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

If you get a disposable you might run out of film before you know it,
whereas you can clear space/add more memory to a digital.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

but you fell into the trap man, it's how this blogger operates, and i don't mean that in a nasty way, i'm nice, honest, no offence

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

You could get the best of both worlds by buying a high spec digital camera and throwing it out after twenty four shots.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

i got a great set of photos of a festival from a disposable camera
which surprised me
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Did you take the photos, or just steal a used camera out of a tent while looking for peoples' wallets and stash?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Bad

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

How many photos do you want to take?
And does that price include developing?

If you want to take more than a couple of rolls of film, you might find you can pick up a cheap digital camera for not much more.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Quite.
Or even a cheap phone. Two upgrades in one easy tranaction.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

I have no opinion on disposable cameras
TAKE THAT
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

OH EM GEE
I totally don't have a voice thanks to those boys.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Depends what you're using them for.
I went to a wedding a couple of years ago where every party (couple, single family etc) were given
a disposable camera to make use of throughout the day. They were all collected in at the end and the
bride and groom got some great shots from the hefty amount taken. It saved the the cost of a wedding photographer,
and quite a few of the snaps were really excellent, and caught the day much better than a 'stand still and pose' professional image could.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

I say, old bean, the most terrifically droll thought occurred to me.
To whit; in which manner does the Atlantic Ocean resemble the Conservative Party?
They have both gained two hundred seats in the last week.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Carol Thatcher is really fucking irritating.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

No arguments there.
She's like a cross between her mother and Christine Hamilton.

*plays O Fortuna*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

It's her inability to pronounce her 'r' sounds properly that annoys me.
SOMEONE BRING ME NOEL COWARD.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

I can bring you Noel Fielding cowering.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

That will suffice.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Or Noel Edmonds' face
ripped off his skull

then pritt-sticked to a cow.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

I fucking love you.
Noel Edmonds killed a man.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

I love you more.
Noel Edmonds is Showbiz Shipman.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Poor Michael Lush.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Who?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

The man Noel Edmonds killed.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Oh I seeeeee

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

STOP SAYING 'CWISIS,' YOU VACUOUS, USELESS, PAIN IN THE ARSE BINT.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Oh
rather...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

I do quite look forward to passing this one on to the chaps at my club.
I wager there'll be more than a few monocles dropped.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Is there room in your chap club for a (shh) lady in a fabulous fake moustache?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

A lady? In a club?
It does sound like a smashing jape, but what if the Empire collapses and a black fellow ends up reading the news?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

You might need dainty hands on board if the Empire collapses.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Psst, if you're going to be all verbose and that,
it's 'terrifically.'
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

AND OH TO GIVE THE BIRCH-BIRCH-BIRCH BACK IT'S SPRING

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

BRING BACK BIRCHING FOR SEXY CRIMINALS!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Ooof!
I didn't laugh at all*
_{*May contain bullshit}
EDIT. They found the black box.

This is your captain speaking. If you look to the left you will see we have lost a wing. Now, if you look to the right, you will see an orange dot getting bigger, that's me and that blonde air hostess in a dingy. Thank you for flying Air France.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

You know what. I've been on planes that got into trouble before, but I survived.
Do you know why? Because I didn't give up as soon as things got a bit hairy.
This whole episode is proof, if proof be need be, that the French shouldn't be allowed to travel.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I concur.
We shold confiscate any passport with even the shightest whiff of garlic and anti-perspirent and lock up the owner for life.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

boom and indeed, boom

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

you horrible horrible man

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Look I know it's a tragedy and all that, but you can vote them out next time.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

next time i fly air france i'm going to request a seat in the shallow end
forum banter, my heart goes out to all the love ones who lost people in this terrible aviation incident, or not, no offence
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I think you need to tone down your language, fellow forum user.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

thanks for the tip off there, i scanned and scanned my post to see if it was going to cause offence, sometimes it takes another person to see what i over look, cheers
i love you

m
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

I imagine a mod will be messaging you shortly

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

A real facebook status update from when that plane vanished:
[insert name] wonders if there really is a Bermuda triangle.

then a comment on that status:
'It's really spooky isn't it? It's like Lost'
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Even though they've found a shitload of debris and bodies?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Also, the bermuda triangle eats boats, not planes.
Stop associating with these people.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Also
Bermuda Triangle
It makes people disappear
Bermuda Triangle
Don't go too near

Try to see it from MY angle

Can't remember the rest. Well done Manilow on rhyming 'triangle' with 'my angle'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

No
this was before they found everything.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

[insert name] Sammi
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Hello.
Oh my!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

This is a very sad turn of events.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Lady paedoes!
The craze that's sweeping the nation!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Your sort sickens me.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

You should be proud
This is the only time a woman will turn you down because your penis is too big.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

His penis is the only bit of him that isn't absolutely bloody enormous.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Ah... the crimson acorn nestling in a sea of lard.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Hello!
*Waves*

*Offers wine*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

NO WINE!
I have not had a sip of wine since my last hilariously drunk incident on May 8th, trufax.

How's life down under? Full of downs I assume?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Hello
How many times has Wormulus gazzed you?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Is he just gazzing instead of posting? I wonder if he's gazzing himself.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

None, why?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

I think its going to be added as part of the stats page soon

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I still don't understand.
I know he left, and does not want SEBASTIAN WORMULUS WINNETT mentioned anymore, but what's all this guffbeaking about gazzes?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

You know as much as i do now
*touches nose*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

We've gazzed each other a lot,
we talk about WoW and Bashes,
basically shit that we're to embarrassed to post on /talk.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

:( none
Tarquin, oh Tarquin, my sweet little Tarquin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

I knew I'd seen that woman somewhere before...
SuperMatt's house last Saturday.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

proof enough for me.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

And SuperMatt wasn't there...
SHIT! You're a detectivical genius, CHB.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

*whistles innocently*

( SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

I swear I had nothing to do with his debarcle

( SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Well you
would say that.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

He'll only tell the truth in The News of the World.

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I hear he has been gazzing fellow b3tan
Johnathan King for advice.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

I was a singer and I sang on your heart
I was a singer and I sang in your home.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

She's from Efford.
This is all the explanation I need.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

i love that, it's fantastic, and i looooove you all, sooooo much
fondest cuddles

m
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

arf

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

I tried to gaz Wormboy...
... 'I have a few notes of my own...' type thing, but his profile is replaced with an image.

How's that done then?
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

First, you need to shave off all your hair.

( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

CSS

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

CSS is the work of the devil

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

nah it's reet.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Anything other than plain white with black text is pure decadence!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Racist

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

You win this time, clendrix.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

You shouted louder, though.
Draw. But I'll win next time.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

I think the real winner here
is Justice.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

RACIST.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

+ sucks
apparently... a la la la
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

this is what i was thinking

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

I can help.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

b3ta.com/gaz/write/64338

put that in your url thing and replace the number (yours) with his user ID. Hit enter. Thank whatever god or not god you like that I'm NICE.

Or do it the easier way. Fuck it. Or just don't. Or just say it on here, I'm sure he's reading.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Aha...
... ta.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

You can still gaz him by searching his name
or you can find the URL by looking at the source.

As for how it's done, he has used the power of Cascading Style Sheets, or CSS as it is known in the industry.
( SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

You can turn off viewing other's css in your profile.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

HIS PROFILE IS REPLACE

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

How is babby formed?

( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Gametes is a brilliant word.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

How girl get pragnent?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

My pary are with the father.

( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Can a lightsaber cut through Superman?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

the green one can

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Is it powered by kryptonite?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

compose in your gaz box,
type in his name
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Just steal the CSS from Gilgamesh's profile.
All the cool kids do. Plus it makes him angry.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

It isn't
There's no picture there.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Play with this...
www.b3ta.com/bpma/

and try adding &css=n to the URL of a profile you can't read. Alternatively, you can disable custom css in other folks' profiles permanently, by clicking 'Update Your Profile' at the top of the page.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

He gazzed me yesterday
HA. BEAT THAT.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

I'm taller than you.
Did you get a listen to my randomburn off druid yet? When I get a computer sorted for myself, I'll send you a cd.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Hello you.
I haven't yet. I haven't seen him for about a week. I'm sure this will be remedied over the weekend.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

he gazzed me three times.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Its almost like the whole thing is a charade to pander to his ego:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

*gasps*
I can't believe such a thing.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Nah
being fair to him, it was about the random burn.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

He's never gazzed me once
making me the clear winner in this scenario.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

I HATE YOU

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

add &css=n to the URL

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

ahah thanks guys.
I have honestly and truly spent the last fifteen minutes laughing my butt off.

You're all aces.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Now go and clean your bemucused dripping stench of a cunt
I can smell if from here
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

it's your fault anyway.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

tut tut
207.44.242.20/talk/6216906
( BindiBaji, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

so let us get back to the important point
my sideburns
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Your sideburns are made of the discarded pubic hair of angels.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

I don't believe in God
God believes in me!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

GMoS is actually
Nornagest, only he dies if he ever shaves his sideburns off
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

my sideburns are actually radioactive spiders

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

My sideburns, true or false?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

TRICK QUESTION

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

The answer is 'Perfect'

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

This is an infinite universe, so I'm going with BOTH.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Frue

( The Neville What what what, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

sideburns signify a man of class
for example, i have them
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

If I, as a woman, could have any sort of facial hair and wear it with pride
it would be chops.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Mmm...chops.

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

Lamb, not pork.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

WRONG

( SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Shut the fuck up.
Lamb is patently more delicious than pork ON THE WHOLE.

If we were talking about bacon, I'd agree, but we're not so you're obviously WRONG, shitpotato.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Lamb is a vile meat and I'll have nothing to do with it
thank you very much.
( SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

You're welcome.

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Don't thank me
thank your push pop.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Oh man, I miss those

( SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Yeah, nothing like a sticky pocket.
MATRON.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

*clicked*
Sweets were way better when I was a bairn. Now it's all fucking E numbers and shit. JUST LET ME GET HYPER YOU TITS.
( SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

No, now there's NO e numbers
which is why smarties taste like cardboard and fruit sweets taste of ACTUAL FRUIT. Gits. If I wanted actual fruit I'd have some.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

I think we should put a stop to this sort of thing!
Time to overthrow government.
( SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Mmm...apples.
In sausages. Made of pork.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

YUMMY

( SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Thin fucking ice, you.
CIGGY TIME.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

*skates away*

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Pork, not lamb.
*waits for excellent insult*
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

You'll never get a better insult than shitpotato

( SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

I NO!
*jealouses*
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Bum at you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Oh!
This is quite nice.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I'm nice, that's why.
Fucking lovely, me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Hello again. I think you'll find Pork is the official meat of b3ta...
... best of luck with the Uni thing.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Cheers
I think after 4.75 years on here, I'll say what I damn well like. B3tans are shit anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

No.
You're shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Sideburns should be joined together
with the rest of a rugged, handsome beard.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

I'm working on that.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

For a thicker, more luxurious growth...
apply limes.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I will have a lime smearing session tonight.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

I'm choosing to interpret this as thinly-disguised butthurt.
Online.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

my butt is fine.
Believe it or not - I do - *shockhorrorzomgit'strue* have a sense of humour.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Bullshit, you're Australian.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

coon cheese


Yeah, you heard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

ahah yeah that makes me laugh every time.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Yup. I'm from Ozland.
And I have humour. Don't faint in shock now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

EPIC FLOUNCE

( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

LOLOLOL
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/playskol.jpg
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

HA!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

hahahaahahah
lolclassic
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

She's not downs she's just Australian.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Downs Under?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

*standing ovation*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Pfft.

( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

*raucous applause*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Pfft

( BindiBaji, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

*shudders*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Surely one implies the other?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

6 of one...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Are you going to be a nursey Capn.?
Lets all hope so! I'm thinking Joanne Whalley in 'Singing Detective' now.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Not...exactly.
A nursy helper. It means I'll have to go to UNIFUCKINGVERISTY but they'll pay for it. It's only a DipHE.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

But you'll get to wear the outfits though?
Lucky old Mr Wow!
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I'll probably wear scrubs
this is IF I get it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

hey she's not downs.
she's danish. And lovely. so leave her alone. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Lesbo-panda?

( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Queer-badger?

( BindiBaji, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Nothin' to do with me

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

aha never said it was.
:)
You guys should love me. Look. Endless entertainment has spawned for you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

now the old me would have typed a mass of angry words here, but no, the mods have told me i have to be nice,so good luck to you
grrrrrr
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

don't blame me
I've never had a warning in my life. You're doing angry wrong.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I'll just imagine the vitriol

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

*offers self as a proxy*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

angry words don't bother me.
it's the internet. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

The mods seem to only pick on the people not in their clique:(
Terrible bullying:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

She looks mong.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

ahaha she's far from mong.
Scary scary smart actually.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Some downsers do have a levels.
That makes them nearly as clever on a functional level as Sammi and Pickle Fairy.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

This is cruel and unfair to downsers the world over.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

You're the thicko that put a picture of her up for all to see.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

love you too you fluffy bugger.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Hahaha oh dear.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

I'm listening to ABBA.
This fact is as interesting as that image.
( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

howabout this
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/img009.jpg
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I ENDORSE THIS.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

I would rather see the cd factory.

( BindiBaji, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Right
I'm here. What the fuck have I missed?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Mongs.

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

And that's different to normal days how?
j/k
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Everyday is like Mongday.

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Vampyrecat is GMOS.
b3ta.com/talk/6216773
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

And has a downsy friend.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

do I have to prove I'm not an 18 year old Australian?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

No, the 18 year old Australian has to prove that they aren't you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Yes. Say something clever.

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

she doesn't really have the sideburns to be me.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

yes, take a picture RIGHT NOW of you holding a piece of paper that says

I AM GANDER O'SNOOZE
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

No.
GMoS is GMoS. Anything else is just a fucking phoney and a massive lying shit.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Same old same old.
There was a lady in the carpark this morning that looked like a black haired you, a bit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

A short chunk with glasses, pigtails and a sore throat?
NOICE
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

NO, similar big eyes and face shape.
She was short and quite voluptuous, yes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Cor!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

If the chap'd seen here he'd have left me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

There's been pictures Lady Star
PICTURES

It's gotten awful confusing
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

So I see Theo.
Just ignore them.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

i'm on particularly scintillating form, this morning

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

As ever.
MY VOICE HURTS
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

A moving tribute to SSG
www.b3ta.com/board/9512841
( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Feh.
Hilarious japes, ONLINE.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Morning poo.
A 'dry' poo with hint of sweetcorn. a low wipe count saves this trout from utter failure.

5/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Badger, dear God, thank sweet Heaven you're here.
The Panda-alarm's been set off :(
( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

why is there no "dyke" on your username anymore?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

I grew up a bit, got bored of it.
Decided I wasn't 100% dykey anyway. Lots of reasons.

Mostly growing up, though.
( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

righto...
*firm handshake*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

3 internet men I've never met
and I know more about their poos than I do them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

poo posts are the only ones that make me want to leave and come back later
i just don't get it
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

I don't find it offensive...
if I get the job I've applied for I'll have to be around that sort of thing anyway, maybe.

Not scat queen, operating dept practitioner. Hand stroker, swab passer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

it's not offensive
just uninteresting.

err... good luck with the job?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Thank you, that was an outstanding response.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

i try my gosh-darn best

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

You did good, little Jimmy. *pats head*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

:D
*runs around with aeroplane arms*
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

GMOS, yeah?
i43.tinypic.com/2ikuv54.jpg
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Seriously, look.
i43.tinypic.com/2ikuv54.jpg
www.b3takit.co.uk/gos.jpg
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

wow, it's like we're twins.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

FORM OF...GMOS!
SHAPE OF...GMOS!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

if they remade captain planet
they'd get rid of heart and replace it with me

EARTH, WIND, FIRE, WATER, GMOS!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN GMOS!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

I thought that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

*GMOS-five*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

I see him everywhere, to be fair.
Optimism, and that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

ptim nan
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Oh my, yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

LOOK AT MY NERVES OF STEEL
JUST BEFORE A FIGHT
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

That bird next to you looks worried.
GMOS, MAN OF COURAGE.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

she's on my team
she fought first in most of our heats. I took first place in the final though.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Is that IVV further down the bar?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

do you eat sweet corn every day or something?
I've yet to see a poo post from you without a mention of sweet corn.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=morning+poo
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

I had a truly amazing one yesterday...
i didn't even have to push..

there was much "ahhhh"-ing afterwards as I felt like i could fly

just saying, like...

EDIT:

I've just realise - this got a better response than MY thread!
www.b3ta.com/talk/6184583

*internet flounce*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

I had one once where I had to stand up to let it all come out
it was a magnificent totem
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

like laying a cable...
where you have to shuffle forward as you go?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

One foot on the sink
the other on the washing machine
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I did one so long it was less laying a cable, more laying a nautical mile

( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I had a shit last night that was so much much effort to pass that my arse cheeks actually made a clapping sound as it left my body.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Did your testicles hold up a card saying "7.8" ?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Oh god, I'm crying with laughter at this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

*carries you shoulder high through the street*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I have been informed of the recommended poo position...
knees raised, elbows on knees, straight back...

and if you need to push, then pretend you are trying to pop your trouser's button (trousers do need to be removed)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Christ, don't get me started on poo
/having defecatory difficulties
( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

I haven't been for a morning shit yet
I've been to an airport by accident instead.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Most recent Poo:-
Promissing preload only to dissapoint.
Wet, requiring many wipes.
3/10 must do better.
( BindiBaji, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

To the tune of "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones
Sweetcorn, Sweetcorn,
Poo with sweetcorn,
A dry ol' little shitty that I did this very morn,
Sweetcorn, Sweetcorn,
Poo with sweetcorn,
No wiping for this brown newborn (No wiping for this brown newborn).
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

does this signify a return of "Teh Poetry"?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

My poos recently have been difficult and unsatisfying.
Though they smelt of barbecue for a couple of days, which was a pleasant change.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Solid start, apparently a brown cork though as midway turned into gushing.
Excessive wiping needed to resolve. Save the rainforest would not be impressed.

2/10
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

I don't want to hear about your shit
it's pathetic.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

turn off your screen reader

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

What do you mean by the word "pathetic" here?
you were deeply moved by it? It made you emotional? Or that you have a really fucking high moral horse that you just got punched off by an angry libraian wielding a dictionary because you're a stupid fucking twat.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Proof that I am nobody but me. I don't care what you think of the photos either.
and screw the links rule.

i44.tinypic.com/8wmkw2.jpg
i43.tinypic.com/27nl.jpg
i43.tinypic.com/2ikuv54.jpg
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Hello!
Descriptions?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

lazy schmuck
top one is from a free dress day at school about a month ago.
middle one is at the beach.
last one is at the 18th.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

You havent even had the good grace to whap your baps out.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

...16..15...14..
STOP THE CLOCK
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Right, I have two problems with these:
1. They could be of anyone.
2. That could easily be a bloke.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

3. In the third picture whoever it is is with someone with downs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6216779
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

you terrible bastard

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

*salutery*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

I'm me too, contrary to what the Daily Mail would like to believe.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Gaz
im me!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

STOP CALLING ME GAZ
I won't bum you. I haven't the equipment.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

gaz top
i served popcorn to fred dineage once
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

did you see how i segued into that?
i'm great at this
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

My mum is going on a booze cruise with tickets she got from the Mail.
I feel shame.
( BindiBaji, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Ahahahhaha

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Yeah I know.
She loves it, even though I tell her it's trite.
( BindiBaji, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Those are just pictures of Donkey Gums.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Haha!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Christ what are you doing?
Pander storm imminent, BRACE!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Doubt it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

Harsh dude.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Let me through! I have an erection!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Your school fees must be very low
as those out buildings look dreadful.
( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

you've got high blood pressure, an inner ear infection, and a level of cognitive dissonance
that could only be explained as the Dunning-Kruger effect. And that scarf is hideous.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

One of those is GMOS in disguise.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

disguise acne
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

And in the GMOS photo, I have just noticed what is sitting next to him.
ARGH.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Careful now
Sexface might be lurking.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

lurking using google maps to work out where you live and buying train tickets
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

take a picture RIGHT NOW of you holding a piece of paper that says
I AM VIPERCART

so that people can say that it is photoshopped
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

*bodyslams*
*biddyslams*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

okay my lovely
picture of me - right now.
i40.tinypic.com/1zpqkxd.jpg
tis cold here. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Bloke.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

you just hope that's true
in case I'll let you rodger me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)