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# A bit harsh

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I
likes that.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Aw
Flob a dob.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# eugh
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Don't
knock it till you've tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# *adds scene to movie*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Bill and Ben were in the bath ...
Bill goes "bloba-dedoba-dedob"
Ben says ... "do that again and I'm getting out"
(Zed Smith, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Pissed
again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# These are fantabulous
Space Art in children's books 1950s-1970s
Don't all thank me at once...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Space Gerkins!!!
sun3.lib.uci.edu/~jsisson/pict.htm
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# astro-tampax
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Wargh!
I'll attack them with my silver-skin onions
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# I assumed they were
self-propelled "space" tampon applicators.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# I'll thank you after
Stouffer has.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# errrrr,
thanks dutchbird.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# You find the most...
...fantastic sites. you workshy fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Pfft.
I don't believe she finds them at all, the lazy weasel. I bet she just makes them herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Pffffft
Never trust a Dutch bird!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# I made everything on the internet
Especially all the porn.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# There are too many ways of replying to that.....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Blimey.
You have an enormous cock. And boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# All true
Not too mention my mane and hooves.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Wow.
You're like some sort of X-rated Hindu god.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# she's quite a catch
I'll grant you that
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Indeed I am
I expect I've even got gills hidden away somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# OK then, fuck off.
No, not really, thank you. I love this sort of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# yay!!
hooray for the dutch!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Lesbian!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Cypriot!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# thank you!
and also for the American Social Hygiene Posters, among others :)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Idle thumbs
what's the best program to animate gifs please?
I'm off this entire week and intend to get busy...

thanky-woo
(I helped save b3ta! sadako, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# depends
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# on
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# reading the
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# sleeve notes
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# on your copy of
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# razzle
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# dazzle
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# your
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# on what?
inherent levels of stupidness or complexity of cuuning paintmash plan?
(I helped save b3ta! sadako, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# on reading past the last few hours
of the faq, all will tell you enough
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Just a suggestion
Read the FAQ - there's lots of handy information there
You may get shouted at if you use a thread to ask a question like this!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# MAGIC FINGER GIF ANIMATOR!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# In conjunction with
BAFFLING BLINKING BROWSER!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# And
THE BINGO WHIZZER IMAGE ACE RE-ORGANISER!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Blow me
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# *hides
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# It's like
Groundhog Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2030980
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# You had an operation on your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# no, I had an operation...
.. and am signed off for two weeks and am sitting on my arse...
(I helped save b3ta! sadako, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# in that case
you'll have plenty of time to trawl through the messages of about an hour ago, where we gave copious information about just such a question - use the view older messages thing
oh, and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# that
leapt out at me from the page, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# play nice children
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I thought I could smell something rotten
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I'mnot suprised,
look at the state of Denmark.


Objects calling themselves Bovine are often smarter than they appear.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# gr
oan
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# E
h?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# shakespeare based humour
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=shakespeare+hamlet&spell=1
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# get thee
to a nunnery!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# General Idea - Would it not be a good move
to put that in the FAQ? Cos it is an FAQ.

(I use image ready but all mine are shit.)
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I use
Gimp.

It's a tattyshop clone with animated gif support.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# you might like this :)
easyspace.netmag.easyspace.com/images/tvscrabble.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Apologies to any Islamic sorts:
Nuts...

click bigger
I'm making up for lost time today....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Nice
but Look!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Ooooh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# prolly
nicer than gherkins though. i hate gherkins.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# i like gherkins
i think it's the jewish blood
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I like gherkins too.
And my mum made me chicken soup when I was ill, and I'm not Jewish...at least I don't think I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# nor am i really
but some of my relatives are, so i must be a bit. i think.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# My wife makes
chicken soup and she's muslim.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I make chicken soup,
and Im a buddhist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I eat chicken soup
and I'm an atheist.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# genuinelly atheist, or merely agnostic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# My
boyfriends dad makes burgers and he's a methodist.
burger with cornichons.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I prefer cornichons
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Cornichons rock
they are grand!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# You have jewish blood with gherkins?
...interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Is that one of
the ingredients?
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# they're basically black puddings made from jewish people...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Well you
learn something new every day...
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# It must be quite
intimadating to eat something the same size as you are.
That's why I stopped eating Zeppelins.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# now, you
see you've killed off the gag straight away there. we could have had a nice long gag-athon, but you've gone and ruined it.

and: you love cake.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# And you buy
Barbies for sex.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# and the
odd ken for when i'm feeling a bit fruity.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Action Man,
with his realistic grip?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# i don't
like the way his eyes move. nothing beats the cold dead eyes of a barbie.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Cor,
I know what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# i would
say my absolute favourite though is one of them dolls that actually pisses.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# you pair
have made me fucking smile.

thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Blimey,
I like the ones that suck on milk bottles, and shut there eyes when you lean there heads back.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Planets were always my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Uranus?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# jamaica?

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# .
Ludlow?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Ewww
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I read the title
and killed the window - I really don't think I want to read that.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# "The man has pleaded innocent and denies knowing that his wife had been pregnant"
What, he thought she was just putting a bit of weight on? Weight which, one day, she magically lost? Five times?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Errr, yeah officer.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Don't you love it when terribly guilty people
come up with desperate pleas of innocence? Like OJ Simpson... hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# "It was like that when I got here"
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I was just walking the dog when...
..I was hit by a tiny meteorite that knocked me insensible for a minute, and when I got up I noticed these 13 dead people and blood stains all over me, but I don't remember a thing....
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
Now make it vibrate!
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# hah
very subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Woo!
That's Bomb-end-tastic...
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# hehe
diiirrrty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Woo -
Now animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# You will go to
hell

Alham Dulillah
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# "maw! dem darn penguins got in t' ice box again"

click for big
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# yay!
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Excellent!!!
I love penguins!...in a nice way...er..
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
I would love to have a mini-penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# you could feed it sea-monkeys :D
I couldn't find the right image to put the penguins on, so I photographed my own freezer (yeah it needs defrosting)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Now that's devotion to your art!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# the image hasn't actually been altered
there really are tiny penguins in my freezer


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# that's very good !
I got penguins in my freezer too :

(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# LOL
I remember that picture :) I laughed that time too
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# The UN were beginning to suspect something
might have happened to W.

clicky go big!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# that's his hand holding
the microphone foam
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# heehee
i say JB on the picadilly line once. he was underlining things in a joke book.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Hee!
he was probably revising for a re-sit
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# we were at arnos gove
i think he'd got carried away and forgotten to get off
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# nah
he lives in palmer's green

down the road from me

so does lynda bellingham
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# so he forgot to get off at finsbury pary
qed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# not if he got the 29 bus
from southgate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Egad
how can you live your life knowing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Lynda Bellingham,
cor.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oxo
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# An Oxo cube
sprinkled on a Mayonnaise sandwich gives a reet good taste, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Mayonnaise sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Fried.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I think it's a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Bovine
she gets her tits out in "Confessions of a driving instructor"..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# is that like the Piccadilly Line in London
?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# it's on london's dashed newfangled
underground tubular horseless carriageway
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# oh, i see
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# i
met him once when i was on a quiz show.
shook his gammy paw and everything.
he's got a keen interest in poisons and poisoners
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Troubling...
I'm not sure what troubles me more:
You've met him; or he's a poisons nut; or that you even know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# that
is woo!

afternoon everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle has a small cock...
but on the other hand it's massive
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Ha ha...class!

*rolling on floor*
(Paul Smenis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# MSN .... First chat room's What next ? .....


are they gonna close messenger ?
(juckle03, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Arf!
I hope not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Woo! &
Gerrroooooonnn
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Juckle
TFF matey whahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(WolfcubWithAttitude, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Has anything good
ever come out of Swindon?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# *Thinking*
Mmmmmmmmmm
(WolfcubWithAttitude, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# no, but the best thing ever to go INTO swindon
was the plague...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Arf
Too true
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# The road to London.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# keep Britain tidy
throw your rubbish in Swindon
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Keep Britain Tidy,
Burn Essex.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# the letters
r and n that close together really do look like a letter m.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# essex is nowhere near as bad as hull
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I live in Essex
And it's all true. Burn the whole fucking place.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# please do
my ex dad lives and works there, to the best of my knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# ex dad?
did you divorce him? (or something)
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# XTC
?
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I said good.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# mark lamarr
maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Argh!
The Punnage! The Punnage! The Punnage! The Punnage! The Punnage! The Punnage! The Punnage! The Punnage! The Punnage! The Punnage! The Punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# they are closing
msn chat, but msn groups, hotmail, msn messenger etc are all staying open. When they close msn chat, they'll also start blocking out 3rd party msn messenger clients.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# i can't imagine they'd close hotmail
think of the money they must make selling the addresses off
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I guess
this my not be M$'s fault, but I've always been amused by the fact that 40 spam messages arrived in my hotmail account before the 'welcome to hotmail' message arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Some chats will be available if you subscribe!!!!!!
bloody Microsoft and MSN capitalist bastards....whats that expression....oh yeah...feed the fat bull up the arse
(WolfcubWithAttitude, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Where are you from?
Somerset?

Prison?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# uh..oh
like trillian?
(YazzyTee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I'm waiting to find out.
I think they said something about there being a need for an agreement (whatever that means) between MS and companies like Trillian. Not sure if that means they want to start charging them or if if it's less of an issue than I think it might be. As a linux user, I'm probably going to be blocked from msn messenger completely, but I'm still hopeful that they're just handling this really badly...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# trillian pisses me off nowadays, it never updates the contact list correctly
if i delete old contacts, then restart trillian, they come back. even if i delete the contacts in msn messenger (at work), trillians "handy" cache means it adds em all again.
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# woo!
lets fricken hope so! can't stand her voice
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# You close the chat rooms and.....
Nuts...

do your worst...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# you go to hell
and get a job there
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I have my place reserved....
...don't you worry.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha!
laughing evilly in the office! Oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# aw...
her mum's giving her a helping hand too. Nice.
Pregnant in a fortnight, I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha.
You shouldn't be allowed to breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# You talk...
...like it was by design.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha
you. hell. now.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# lol
...i'll have a drink ready for you when you get to hell :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha
yet again you've pushed the boundaries of decency
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# it's...
...the only exercise I get.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
You fucking sick cunt!
Hahahahahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# i don't
get it. can you give a hint to someone whose mothertongue is not english?
(acheta, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# el burro magico
nuff said
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# couple of months ago
a pikey child from england ran away with an ex-marine
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Hmmm,
and you think using the word "pikey" is going to help clear up the confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# being foreign
doesn't mean they're too lazy to use a dictionary...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Yes it does,
clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# and probably....
...inbred too.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# even if i do
pikey's not in my dictionary.
(acheta, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# pfft
you need to buy a proper one then ;)

pikey is. well. erm. a bit scummy and horrible. where are you from?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# i probably do
thanks to b3ta my knowledge of english swearwords increased a 1000%. i'm german.
(acheta, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# i don't know the german for pikey
anyone?

ps, fucksocks isn't a real word ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# i think i can imagine
(acheta, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
#
what he said
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# translation:
marine: [soldier in the] US Marine Corps
wltm: Would Like To Meet
8/f/usa: 42-year-old overweight Male residing in the US.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# thanx, got it. but who would understand
wltm? i'm glad i know wtfayboa.
(acheta, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Anyone who reads...
...the Guardian personal ads. Gobshite!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# well,
who does?
(acheta, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
#
/looks bashful
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# i do
apart from the 'to let' bit, it's the best part of the saturday guardian
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# It's very amusing
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# It's a standard
dating advert thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# YOU SICK FUCK!
ha ha ha
YOU SICK FUCK!
ROFL
YOU SICK FUCK!
LMAO
YOU SICK FUCK!
LOL
YOU SICK FUCK!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Can't anyone help me with the translation of the text at the bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# well...
It could be "Ninjas totally flip out" but it probably isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Called Dave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# do you have it any bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# try rubbing it
that normally works for me ...
(Zed Smith, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# 'Always rub salt on a wine satin'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# If you say it out loud...
...you will be die in your sleep, from a secret ninja technique.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah,
it says "Jus like that"
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
that's what it says
(Ellis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# blaine vs jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# i dont believe in either of em
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# David Blaine, David Blaine
Riding through the glen
David Blaine, David Blaine
With his merry men
Gets very rich, then lives up in a box
David Blaine, David Blaine, David Blaine
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Make it rhyme, then
David Blaine, David Blaine
Dangled in a box
David Blaine, David Blaine
Never changed his socks
Drank through a tube, pissed down a drain
David Blaine, David Blaine, David Blaine
Slapdash, but I ought to be working
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# that is brilliant
and should be made into a proeoper song :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# True faith removes all sadness
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# thanks
it is a very nice song :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# It's latin, I can;t remeber enough but try this
(I helped save b3ta! sadako, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Doh! I hate HTML
www.nd.edu/~archives/latin.htm
(I helped save b3ta! sadako, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# thanks for being helpful :)
I was making a joke about www.realultimatepower.net though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I think it says
"bring your fork, there's pie"
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
#
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Opinion Polls?
Loughborough Student Union ran this genuine attempt at irony
(jokeface_killah, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Ha Ha
I like the domain name. Sounds like flying, german underwear.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Alas no
It is trendy "uni" talk. Like "get involved" and "bad chat".

I always smile at Loughborough's real domain "lboro.ac.uk" - it sounds like El Burro - tee hee.
(jokeface_killah, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Do you think they "pooled their brainspaces" to "leverage" that?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I can't quite work out
Are you dissing my uni?
If so then that's bad chat.
(jokeface_killah, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# My Uni's better than yours!
It's the Open University and we're going to Mars, so there...
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Not bragging
But my uni could probably beat your uni in a running race.
(jokeface_killah, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# How about a thinking race?
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I think Loughborough
specialise in, ahem, "Sports Science".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# i love
all these sciences that people make up. sporsts science, computere science, social science. SOCIAL SCIENCE? for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# or
psychology
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# he he he he he
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Ahhh
that makes them woodentops then
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# We are probably more likely
to take instantaneous action with minimal use of the thinking part - so we'd probably win that. And if we lost then we'd complain to BUSA and have the rules changed.
(jokeface_killah, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Pft!
Egg & Spoon inter-Uni champions since I dunno when, us lot!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# their graduate site got into trouble
for advertising cigarettes...




www.ma.lboro.ac.uk
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# do you think they use
helium?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Flying German Undergarments
fits nicely with the first line of 'Deutschland Uber Alles',
but I can't be arsed to write the rest of the verse.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# YAY
for Loughborough.

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# and it should always be pronounced
Loogabarooga
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# you know
as someone who lived in Loughborough for 23 years, I have never, once, heard that. no no no. Absolutely not. No way.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# That's how they actually pronounce the
place in Australia

70-80% FACT
(jokeface_killah, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Sorry,
but as a Nottingham resident I am duty bound to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# oooh oohhhh
other Nottingham types
(Paul Smenis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# I've heard
luff burrow
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Or
Low Brow?
(jokeface_killah, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Loughborough Uni theatre group call themselves that.
(or did a few years ago.)
A very good name it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Not as good as....
"Legs Akimbo".

Top theatre group them.
(Paul Smenis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# students are hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Now I would post
my animated Sock, but I am on the wrong PC. Please fell free to imagine it instead.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# why thank
you
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# How true!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Don't be silly...
...parents shouldn't have to be responsible for their children!

That's just crasytalk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I took one of my children to a b3ta bash once
and they dressed him as a pirate. Ban these preverts now I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Yes...
...if something isn't done now, they'll become full verts.

Where will we be then? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# on the internet
probably...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# i'm well pissed
off at this chatroom thing. where am i supposed to do my grooming now? won't somebody please think of the nonces.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Well...
...you've never looked very well groomed before, why bother now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# i'll have
you know i, um, er, can't think of anything to write here.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# you want to...
...go and sort out a rehearsal room.

The Four Cocks must rocketh out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# patience
m'good man, patience. can't do anything til term starts. although i have been working on a nice tune.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Actually...
...do you have cubase?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# yes.
yes i do.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# although
i don't know how to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Ah....
...because if you recorded your song along to a click, I could add the drums and get Trash to do bass at a later date.

Learn how to use it you fucko.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# well, if
you're going to use language like that...
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I blame the
teachers
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# round here
they'll blame anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I blame Flibz.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
sorry bg
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# I blame the children.
They should be in the kitchen, helping their mum shell peas, instead of in interchat netrooms being groomed.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# That's a jolly good idea.
That, or helping Dad plan the route to the camping holiday.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Or down the mines, putting in an honest day's work.
Don't know they're born.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Well put
heh.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# yay!
hangings too good for 'em!

Down with that sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Hell in a basket...
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I shouldn't laugh
He he he he he he he he
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# "The power of
Christ compels you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# yes!
excellent...
(thundercat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Is he dead
yet?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# oooh, your definately going to hell for that one....
can you save me a seat when you get there?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# eugh
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I think it's cruel...
...making an old Pope work so hard when he should be at home enjoying his grand children.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# how many
does he have?
(acheta, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# If no one's looking?
Hell please. First class, naturally...
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# enjoying his grandchildren??
then he's definately hellbound - I wonder if there's room for him on the bus?
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Chicken in a basket
actually. We went to the Bernie Inn last night.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Do they still
exist?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# you mean they served you?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Of course
they wouldn't turn the Pope away, whatever my history with them.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# "It
is done."
/soul
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# "Police Camera Marmot"
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# heheheh
I likes that. Woo and Yay to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Nice
Woo yay
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# aw,
they teach 'em young
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# It's raining cats in Florida.....


My first piccy, hope you like it.....
(I helped save b3ta! sadako, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I like it
I'm slightly grinned at that.
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# yippeeeeee
they're at it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# reposting...
sorry, honestly didn't see that one.

high speed kittens rock nevertheless....
(I helped save b3ta! sadako, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# no need to apologise
The reposting thing is really to do with the number of new threads which is limited to 15 at a time on this main page. So you can post as many replies as you like without affecting it.

And It's good you had a similar idea, it shows that it's not just me that's insane :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Stop boasting about your
charity work.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# sorry :)
i'll try and put a leash on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Hehehe
You're a nutter. That is fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# hehehe
nice first post
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Parp powered kittens
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Ooh, pretty
Is that Isabel?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# wot
no lubed up hands?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Arf
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Papal sponsorship:
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Looks like he just did it in his pants to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# he forgot to put them on!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# he hee

I see that now!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# what is it?
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)
# is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# It's interesting
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# My brain?
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Oh,
fuck off with this big bag of wank will you.
Its not clever, funny, or any fucking use in any way at all.
And you are very boring indeed.

/snapped
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Not arsey at all
But you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I lied,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# *sniff*
I want my lobsters back
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# BBUURRPPP
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I can see
the guy who's drowning, not waving on the top left. so the rest must be watery stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Is that the Eiffel Tower in the middle
?????????
(WolfcubWithAttitude, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# yes
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# It's like Mondrian
but not as good
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# mondrian?
ok... it's the last time I repost this one

(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I don't get it
so I'll assume it's a goatse tribute
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# .
heathen.

(shark... helicopter...?)
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Ooh
that's tricky!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Wow
it really brings it to life.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# but is it art?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# a waste of 5 seconds of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# you chose to post a reply and waste more of your *precious* time
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Purdy
and a bit like this
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# about 5 seconds work in Paintmash?
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# yes
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# you're dull :-P
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# You're brave
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# the thing is that
some people spend quite a lot of time and effort on their pictures, as they wish to entertain their viewers.
If it's not in anyway entertaining, just keep it as your wallpaper, don't show it to us.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Better still
he could print it out and wipe his arse with it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# don't get smart with me
entertainment is subjective, and some people actually found reason to comment before the rest of you who are more narrow-minded and only amused by a few jokes started with your buggering. shut up and piss off.
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# International Gif Animation Staring Championships


The world's most pointless sport
and remember kids, no kicking, spitting, biting or blinking.
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# you rock
100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Seconded and turded!

I love gladys!!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# 100% of fact
and yes, that pic is superb :D
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I won!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Pfft
She's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# thats
fantastic ... :o)

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# that's as fab as only a stary-eyed sheep can be
WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# starry eyed and bollock naked
oh the memories.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# oh dear
it just leapt to mind where that's from...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha
ace, good orking
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# that's class
make the clock move!!
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# teehee
I thought that too!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# The batteries went dead in 1979
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
#
Woohoo! Thats fekkin great
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# This is
marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# That's good
I lost.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# the most
superb thing today.

and it has been a good day
(dognutz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# that
is brill.

:D
(Altrezia, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# lub it
tis ver gewd

(Kael, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha!
I won! I won!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# That's MINT.
Have a flashy woo...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# are you using hip jive talk there
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Your
Avin
A
Giraffe,
Geezah
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# triple back hatstand with a double pike and twirling woo
5.9 5.9 5.8 6.0 5.8 6.0
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)
# reminds me of spending hours trying to outstare my mates goldfish.
little fuckers dont blink ever though.

TJ. Can anyone recommend a good Dreamweaver training course in London. I need to arrange for a bunch of my team to get trained up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# wooyay
she's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# argh
I blinked.

Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# fucking
XL ENT
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# that
is
fucking
brilliant
!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# that
is fantastick
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# brilliant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# genuine laugh out loud!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# yay!
that's ace you loon
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I laughed out loud
f***in brilliant.

(Tetley, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
Laugh? I almost cried. Tis brilliant Sah.
That is most deserving of a big w/y/h.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Bah!
I keep losing! I haven't slept in a long time!
(maxwell_smart, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# that is
the second best thing ever. you're a loon genius
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Domonation
(Hong Bong Gonky, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# no no no no
It's 'your all gay'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Its your all gay
dosent every 1 no that
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# obviously not
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# your both gay
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# nooooo
your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I'm
Not :(
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# No, its
"Im not".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# your not
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# but
hes right?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# yes
you are
(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Oi
who asked you
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# You need to look at this...
www.yourallgay.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I was just whistling that
-still made me giggle though :p
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I can't
believe i sat thru that whole thing!!!
/sanity
*edit*--"I'm not gay,no no way,but watching me dance will make you gay!"
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Yeich.
Contoured butt plug.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# you seem to know a little bit TOO much about that
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Must be all the gay porn.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# must be...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I know, I know....
'take it to pop bitch', couldn't resist though.
Nuts...

click bigger
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Nice to see parenthood hasn't
turned you all soft.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Nah - not yet!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Dance Lorraine !


sorted out some t shirts at last - in my profile:


(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# yay!
i love the bottom one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# I love them all!
woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# genius
w/y/h :o) ..
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Ooo Lorraine looks hot with a gun.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# They're
Tickety-boo!
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)

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