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# fireflies
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# hardie ha ha ha ha
have a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
great
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Oh my, that is great
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# splendid
give yourself a shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# doesn't that mean
a black eye?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)
# pogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# But no .................
Flumps ?!?
(Beryl the Peril, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)
# not until he eats his biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Haha
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# hurrah
'tis a thing of rare beauty
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# errmm... advanced apple-oggies ...
(spungo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# sadly i doubt it
but we can hope
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# did you make that yourself?
Or did you use this: www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/churchsigngenerator/index.php ?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# umm....
see post below.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# /zips self up - whistles nonchalently
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
#
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# it would be nice
but I suspect it won't happen.
England don't win world cups, we do honourable defeat with so much more integrity
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Honourable?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# bah you and your scotch shoulder chips
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# No, really.
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)
# watermelon the Aussies!
This link was posted a while back with lots of generators like the one above. My fave is hte text to voice thingy. You can have whole conversatoins with it. Who needs friends (or phone sex lines).


www.in4mador.com/index.php?cat=generators
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)
# and another
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# blackpool is south!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# um
doesn't it depend on where you are really?

erm.

Maybe this one don't work too good...
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# nono its great
i was just being a cnut
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
But cranberries taste ever so nice*

*this may be a lie : )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# how long
have you been waiting to say that?
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# blackpool's 6 hours north!
on a good day!
(Cockfosters!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# everywhere is south, or north
If you go far enough
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# it's lovely
even a northerner would argue that Blackpool is "up north", shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Nope it's
20 minutes directly west for me!

/relurk
(Marwood, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# yes
but it's still in the part of the country known generally as "the North"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Ah, agreed.
Didn't catch your drift.

/re-relurk. When the crowd say bo selecta!
(Marwood, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)
# relativity rears it's ugly head...
...once again!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# einstein went to blackpool?
poor man
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Yep...
...Southerly, in the land of the Southerners.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# around prince philip


banging on about faucets wasn't such a good idea
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# pfft
pretzeltastic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# socks!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# cable ties!
(Cockfosters!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# aglets!
(mwybsb, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Idea blatently nicked off a fellow B3tan....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# hehe
happy well hung horsey woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] victorian beckham


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Aha ha ha
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# thats not beckham -thats his wife
whatsername the pig in a dress
(pikey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# D'you mean
Victoria Beckham?
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Tee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# most people's wives tend
to have the same last name as them
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# yeah but
er y'know..
(pikey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# haha
that's right
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# like he's really 'beckham' though
isn't he?
(pikey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# he is, yeah?
*confused*
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# so it's more like
this picture is more 'victorian beckhams less talented wife'
edit;or"beckhams victorian wife'
(pikey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# not really
as it's a pun on her first name yah see?
Which is Victoria, followed in the standard way by her surname, Beckham
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# i'm off to do some ironing
on my irony board
edit;
halting site is the plural
(pikey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# whats the plural of pikey?
pikies?
or
pikeys?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# why do you ask?

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# i honestly don't know


perhaps it part of my desire to know absolutly everything in the universe
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I'm not sure
I've never had the honour of pluralising a Pikey
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# cranberry s
.
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)
# no, his real name is
Rupert T Blair
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# arf
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# yes
her name is victoria BECKHAM
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Do you not think
it may be pun on her first name?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# I keep laughing at the whatsername bit.
Pigs eh
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# which "pig in a dress"?
pic
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# lol nice shop bad pun


but whats she got to do with the interweb
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# shhhh
i was trying to ignore the fact i had totally ignored the interweb ;p
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# doesn't she want to close it down?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# why?
oh a kazaa typa thing?

yes probably but then she is a twit (ha you didn't filter that word)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# I bet 'twirp'
is OK as well
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# how about trollop?
nope not that one either
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# and twazzock
(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# she's pissed off
because she thinks no-ones sharing their Victoria Beckham MP3s (like anybody has Victoria Beckham MP3s)
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# i don't know that
i can remember a single song she's released since going solo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# She's released songs?
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# She's been released?
The lock on my wardrobe is normally stronger
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# there was that one she did with
Dane Bowers.
Not remembering it is the best way forward
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# you're out of your mind
it was brilliant*

*100% FALSE
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# was that the one that went
ARGLE BARGLE OOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAA

or something?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# no, that was the noise the audience made
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# you're out of your mind, she released no such song









Tee Hee
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# she's hot
.
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# shes a rake
an annoying old rake
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# hot annoying
old rake
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# skinny
annoying rough bint imo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# i concur
only i concurred before you did
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# i hear you
but as a 135 pound weakling my taste runs to other skinny bints . . . and look at those cheekbones. I lost my potato peeler and she's got one built in!
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I can't stand her!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# watch it
she's my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Go on, darlin'!
Show us yer ankles!
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I say...
it's looks like she's on stilts!
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Ding
dong!
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# heh heh!
wooo!

TJ!

I'm getting broadband and I need to think of a host name. Can any clever b3tans out there think of an amusing name / pun to use?
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# suckmylemonsquidface
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# skeletor...
...she promotes feelings of violence within me.
(bob n bev, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Go Home!
Go Home now!!!
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Gordon's ready for the big visit...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Never a frown
with Gordon Brown.

Yes, it's an old gag

Edit: Did I mention it's a good pic? No? Well, it is.
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# You've
beaten me to it!
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# TJ
This may be GC but look at the piccies that may
warrant "some attention" from us all

www.news-images.com/

(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# !
(Idid, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# i dont like pickles
:(
but woo to pic
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# i love gherkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I love all the overseas forces
who fight with the British Army..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Thank you one person
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# I still say
that the best damn hamburger on the planet is In N Out.

MORNING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Gordon's Alive!
(dognutz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# following a theme
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# again witht the wooness
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Shouldn't there
be cones?!
And a man with builder's bum operating a Stop/Go lollipop!
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I know you hate constantly being
compared to Gary Larson, but it's worth pointing out that not only a) is he clearly less talented than you, but b) that he's just released a ludicrously heavy boxed set of some of his stuff, retailing at a frankly astronomical £100-odd.

I wish you luck with your continued efforts to get syndicated, published, Paperchased et al. I look forward to the day when you have books of your own stuff for me and fellow b3tans to point at, with a tear of reflected pride.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Hear, hear!
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Thank you!
"............"

/speechless
: )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Just remember
I am Gary Larson!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Don't quite now
how to enunciate that...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# could you lend us a few grand
then
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Could you
write me a reference?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# yes...
PLEASE? I need MONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# f'real
i look forward to one day being able to drop your name casually at dinner parties and get accolades.
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I look forward to the day
when I can say I was the first person ever to publish your work

obviously and to say that you were far funnier back in those days and have completely sold out now and forgotten all your old friends...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# If
it ever happens, I'll come back and visit from time to time and post unshopped pictures of mounds of cash with me rolling around in them.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# and we'll turn you into a kitten
and giggle
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Now that
would be the kind of fame I'm looking for!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# ooh i just looked at your profile
and you are the first other person ive run into that is down with fastmail. dot fm runs shit!
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Think
I misunderstand that?

You like fastmail?

Or you don't?

: )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# fastmail is cool
in my book. and that makes you extra cool. ..
I love having dot fm at the end of my address. It has always made me feel special.
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Yay!
for the fm gang!

although that sounds a little dodgy?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I'm there too
dave_comic [edit] damn! I just posted my bloody email on a message board!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# arf
It's really good folks!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# yep
what he said... you is one talented little monkey

at least 98.899%fact
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# See


It's a very old tradition in England.

Actually this is probably what the pre-victorians did instead of B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# where is the love
juice
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# By that are you referring to
Smirnoff Ice ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# lemonade
mixed with piss

100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# it's true
the vics did remove it, I think it's been put back now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Woo Yay
and they animated him ala Townsend

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# and his nob
wasnt animated...?

/edit woo to both lovely big pics of well-endowed naked men on hills...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# htat would be funnier if
there wasn't already a huge nob on the chalk man
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# How do you know
That I havent just been to Dorset and covered it with grass ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# What, Dorset?
It's mostly covered with greenery as it is.
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# good point
I'll reserve judgement until i travel to dorset myself and check out the huge nob
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Take care if you do
I went there last year and within 3 months my wife was pregnant.

I would of dismissed this as coincidence had my daughter not been born with a 12 foot long white cock made of chalk.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# the original isn't much different
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# That was sort of the point
But maybe it's just my sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Did I read somewhere
that originally he wasn't very well endowed and that the post-Victorian re-painting was rather generous to him as they mistook his belly button for the top of his penis..
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Inspired by the movie "Brazil"
(Fragger, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Aaaargh!
Quality film though..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Eeeuuuuwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# tj
If only I'd drawn this instead of nicked it from a site about Victorian culture - the *original* singing creatures
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# hello
They give me the fear
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# shut
up
(lib319, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# niceness
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# heheh grand
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# uurrgghh
tj -- first use of "bukakke" in the mass media? money.guardian.co.uk/scamsandfraud/story/0,13802,1086308,00.html?=rss
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# I've got access to a press search thing
I'll tell you what I find
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# please hurry
I have to leave very soon!!
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Gorman's New Product News, July 11, 1996, No. 6, Vol. 32; Pg. 55; ISSN: 1048-020X
"New Bukkake LL pot noodles are meant to be eaten cold. Katokichi still recommends pouring on boiling water to cook the noodles and then cooling them under cold water. Soba (buckwheat vermicelli), Udon (wheat noodles), and Chinese Style are available."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# yay!
ta very much
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# first press UK mention... June 2, 2003... New Statesman (!)
"There are few certainties around which we can compass our brief lives, but this much I do know: the sky is blue, reality TV has little to do with reality and David Blunkett is a bastard. Every time he starts to make a policy announcement, you know things are about to get worse. He opens his mouth and you wonder if trial by jury is about to be replaced by an assessment of guilt involving warts, birthmarks and the possession of cats. For anyone who's left of Michael Howard, the sight of Blunkett's face at the Despatch Box is about as welcome as Robin Cook at a bukkake party."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# thank'ee
although i shall be having nightmares later over that last image
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# January 14, 2000 Village Voice (New York, NY)
"Unprotected sex, or "bare back" videos as they are often called in the industry, was once again the name of the game. Bizarre rituals such as bukkake videos, which feature as many as 80 men ejaculating one after another into a woman's face while she holds a bowl underneath her chin, pushed the limits even further."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Ha ha -
From the New Statesman, Nov 3 2003:
You can gauge how much Bush is despised by the protests that are planned for his state visit later this month. A new crop of fly-posters and stickers has started to appear on walls, bus shelters and in public toilets, urging people to the demonstration in Trafalgar Square on 20 November. Some of them are the expected 'Fight imperialism, end the US occupation' type, others urge people to 'Bukkake Bush at Buckingham Palace'. I need hardly add that this is the kind of non-violent direct action that Gandhi would not approve of. Indeed, for those of us with pleasant and decent minds, the thought of Martin Luther King leading freedom bukkake riders into action while singing 'We Shall Overcome' is an unwelcome one.

However, while the Bukkake Bush plan is not a realistic course of protest (what with the vagaries of aim, the shortcomings of range, the problems of group co-ordination, not to mention the question of gender exclusivity), it does indicate a level of anger that goes way beyond that felt towards the average politician. So great is this hatred for Bush that it can be measured in units of Thatchers. Which is a lot of hate.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# see above
The New Statesman obviously know their porn and assume their readers do too.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# oops
yes, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# ooh:
Death Care Business Advisor, September 19, 2003
Elements of pay

Barbara Bukkake, a sales consultant in Albany, N.Y., recommends death care businesses:
Provide basic pay to cover normal needs.
Add commission for exceptional success. Complete pay with group incentives.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Interesting:
From the The Daily Yomiuri
"Initially he had to master new Japanese words particular to cooking udon, including "bukkake" (pouring sauce on noodles instead of soaking them in soup),"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Bukkake Bush
Are you sure you didn't see the above on postcards in Telephone boxes saying the above? In which case, I don't think they were put there by Protesters, but another type of person beginning with P? WANK IT HARD!
(Rockster77, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# playboy July 1, 2000
"Something is happening. Semen has had cameos in three recent mainstream movies. In There's Something About Mary, it makes a nice hair gel; in American Pie, a beer chaser; and in Happiness, a dog treat. An entire genre of porn films devotes itself to bukkake-scenes in which dozens of men come on a single woman. Think of it as a circle jerk, a standing ovation or merely capturing on film the symbolic tribute of millions of viewers."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# thats
awesome!
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# just noticed
that in typical grauniad style, they spelt it wrong. wonder if the print edition featured a correction?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# So this is what happens
when you start to draw without a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# C'est woo!
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Draw without a plan more often then
That's a thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Marvelous!
Just marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I love it when
a without a plan comes together
(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# thats fantastic!
Fly eats blob, fly becomes fly eating blob. The cycle of nature is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# very strange sir
very woo too though!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# wow!
i like that alot
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Thats Pretty Damn Good
that like
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Woo yay
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Woo Yay!
that's class, anything eighties is good
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# maggie thatcher?
miners strikes?
spandau ballet?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# all good
Except all three of them
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# in that order ??
hmmmmmmmmmmm
(Charlie big bananas, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# flourescent socks?
Howard Jones?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I had flourescent socks
I robbed them off my sister. I looked very cool in my school shorts, clarks shoes and orange socks.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# as long as
you didn't wear your sister's ra-ra skirts too.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# just her training bra
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# and
deely boppers
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# what
did it train you to do?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Did you ever do the green/orange flourescent sock combo?
It was practically part of the school uniform around 1983.

And if you tell that to kids today, they won't believe you
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# kids ?!?
tut!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I didn't wear them at school more than once
then I was dragged up in front of the school assembly, and pointed at by the headmaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# I remember the teachers made rumblings about banning them,
being strict old-guard bastards (who'd died for us in three world wars, etc.) but I think they decided it would be better for us to have one bit of the uniform we could arse around with.
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# that's when we introduced
the 'thinsy' tie.
where you tuck the thick end into your shirt, and only show the smaller end
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)
# *ahem*
I might have done...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# puberty?
well, mine anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Yay for 80s Puberty
combined with 8 and 16 bit computer games.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# So I take it
combining those three results in Sam Fox Strip Poker?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Sadly, I never had that
though the reviews in computer magazines really made me go "phwoar!"
Btw, I really want one of those swiss army knives like you got in your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Mullets? The miner's strike? Coiffeured rock bands? Howard Jones?
No, I don't think so.
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# you sure showed me

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# is that one of the red ones.....
that are now extinct?

i reckon macdonalds had em all
(Charlie big bananas, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# they aint extinct
they still live round here

its just down south where they've all disappeared
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# yay
Formby squirrels! Can't wait to take the kids
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# WORD!
Where is his Volkswagon medallion?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Damn
I knew there was something missing!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# best post
all day. top honors to you...
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Vanilla Squirrel?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Squirrel Squirrel Baby!
Squirrel Squirrel Baby! Squirrel Squirrel Baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# squirrilah nice nice baby
or something
(pikey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# London Tube Map, according to Bush Advisors
(spudhead, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# mmmm crusty
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# crusty you say?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# yargh... thats not you is it?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# 11 years ago
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# you dirty hippy
:P
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# I kept my dreads in a bag
after I shaved them off.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Am I funny?
Like a clown? I amuse you?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# to be honest...
yes
EDIT:
Though I am glad there is no evidence of my foppish eighties hair-don't to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# grassy knoll....class!!
can't wait for bush to get here.

Come on you snipers............
(Charlie big bananas, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# bush aint here
it's just a bloke in one of those £20 rubber masks they sell in camden.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# i keep hoping
that this is actually the case
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I can entirely believe that they have all mosques marked
Great pic.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# i like that
i like that a lot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# :)
the only station I know is glouchester road.
No sure i can spell it though
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# I always wondered why it was
Edinburg
and
David Attinbro
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
#
haha! great! and you already knew that blackfriars is shit enough not to need a name-change...
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I heard
that Bush's Secret Service chaps dont have Diplomatic Immunity, so they can be arrested for carrying guns.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# only if they fire them
they can carry them
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Ahh
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
#
and throw them at people
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# They're classed as coppers for the purposes of the visit -
so if you're black or irish, I'd stay away.

"They have been given special dispensation to carry weapons but will be subject to the same rules and regulations as British armed officers."

Apparently they weren't happy with the accomodations: "However, Buckingham Palace has refused to budge on several US secret service demands, such as plans to make structural changes to the building."
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# you can only hope
they shoot some poor old biddy who accidentally drops her walking stick in front of the cavalcade! Slaughter!
(spudhead, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahah
that is super. Lots of thought gone into that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# nicely done
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# bleurghhhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# cindi lauper?
havn't seen her in a while


wooo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# She manages wrestlers.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# really
i couldn't eat a whle one
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Is that
a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# "Just popping into the toilet to manage me wrestler"

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# She must be a strong lass
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Eeeeeep
He's a bit woo
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Spookily,
that reminds me of Monica Lewinsky.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Reminds me
of The Rolling Stones
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Reminds me of "Star Trek".
But I dunno why...
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Nice
By the way landlord - mine's a pint
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# phwoar,
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Wobble it


Wobble it Hard
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# animate!
animate i say!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# I've only just
got the hang of Photoshop and now you want the fucking Lion King ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# nah they just want
wobbly spunt
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Why didnt they just say ?
I've got spunt wobbling all over the keyboard here.

How to post it tho ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# an envelope
is favourite
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
A good retort!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# hairy muff
but i'd prefer a bit of fritz the cat as opposed to the lion king...but all in good time!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Left-Right or Foward-Backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# hey lets not get into the directions of movement thing
my balls still ache from all the bouncing of last week ;p
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# that's
disturbing, that is. Not least because of the film noir lighting.
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Sorry for quality, old digital camera

Got nostalgic for New York, dug up some of my old photos.
Shame it was such a misty day... Always a cheerful city though before 11-9...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# aww sheeeit
positively mindblowing
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# can you imagine if they were that big?

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# They aren't.....?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# you fuking mook
C'mon! New Yorkers were always stroppy cnuts. Now they're just paranoid stroppy cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# 'ey!
you talkin to me?

(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I'm walking here
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# 'ey
you got a problem wit that?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# alright
already
(pikey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# hey! yo momma!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Hey Buddy !!!
Can you read lips?

                  /´¯/)  
                ,/¯  /  
               /    /  
         /´¯/'   '/´¯¯·¸  
      /'/    /    /    /¨¨/¯\  
     ('(    ´    ´     ¯&;/'   ')  
      \                 '     /  
       '\'   \           _.·´  
         \              (  
           \             \


You's
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# cranberries
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahahah
Go on, tell it like it is!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Wouldn't that be carnberries
according to the new paradigma?
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# /minimises dictionary.com
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# the filter thing is just a temporary thing
to remind people to play nice with newbies. Personally I don't give a rats arse if your every other words is cunt and fuck. Just as long as everyone gets along and plays nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I know, and it seems to help.
I was just making fun of you.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# fukcity fook
cnuty fuck
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# the filter is fun
as it means more cockney rhyming slang...
At least it does to me guv'nor
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# But surely...
...all generalisations are false, including this one.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Generalisations in general?
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Specifically, yes.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I love the fact
you got nostalgic, so you got a photo and shopped the Quo into it.
It eases the pain...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Or... the nostalgia was an excuse for shopping the Quo
into the WTC... :D
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I didn't know what the Twin Towers were
until they were gone. Say what you like about Al Qaeda. They put the Twin Towers on the map. Er.. and took them off again.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# they were actually quite cool
While the empire states building looked better, the view was only 180' at one time.
The WTC tower allowed you to see 360' around, but only downwards at an angle of 45', so it was trippy, just divorced from the crowd below. Helicopters flew below, and the city was silent.
Only worth it in afternoon, so sunset over hudson, then city lit up. Or these days at anytime really for ghoulish enjoyment or breathing asbestos.

The funny thing is I'm surprised there weren't more college students at the end of their j1 (irish student work visa) there.
Good old al quaeda, did it in the mornign, so all the irish srtudents were still bollocksed drunk in their - or someone elses - beds...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Mrs. Evil & I
went up both WTC towers on the Friday before it happened.
We had cocktails in the Window of the World bar, some people had just got married and were having a reception.
Flew home on Saturday night and all my postcards arrived on Tuesday (11/9) and were waiting on all our friends' doormats.
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# yeah - my g/f told me similar stuff
she's got these photos of her and her mates hugging at the top. Odd to think there's just thin air there now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Didn't get
my photos developed.
Still too upset.
I remember the elevators were a bit shaky and being reassured that the building security - bag searches etc. - was pretty good.
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# not good enough it would seem
i mean, they couldnt handle two planes!

/hell
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# That's the point.
You don't expect a huge great airliner to smack into the side!
"Sorry, you can't come in, you're not on the list" ain't good enough under those circumstances!
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# hahahahahahaha..........
(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# um
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Can I be first
to reply?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# no
cobblers!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# grand stuff
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Speaking of being watched...
...Mr Zebra, how did your meeting about these go?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Not
had it yet! have to go to london. So it seems it will come about when I've got enough money to get there!
that'll be 2006 then : )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# wicked.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# It's always the way
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# That's smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# pearoast
because my host is about to cut me off for lack of payment, so I might as well eek out a few more bites, eh?


Oh, and while I'm posting - anyone who has managed to miss my subtle advertising, there's a b3ta drinking thing this evening at the tut'n'shive rat & parrot from around half five.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# newcastle?
Will my zones 1 & 2 reach?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# zones 1 & 2?
Yes. just go to kings x and hop on the first train north.

/barely educated guess that you're on about underground tickets

Edit: Just noticed the time. Go to stanstead and catch a plane. They accept zone 2 tickets to fly you up here. Once here, the metro doesn't accept your ticket, but they never check tickets anyway*

*not strictly true, but not often enough to justify the cost of a ticket
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# no
he was talking about being "in the zone".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# whahey!
grand
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Has everyone else seen this?
www.five.org.uk/

It's fookin ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# If this is Mike Corely's website...
....it's very old. He posts obsessively to Usenet.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# either way
It's not helping my paranoia
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# You must enter a subject.
Ah sorry.

I just love his audio files.

Poor fella
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# The guy suffers form a terrible persecution complex.
Most people just think that, for some reason, they're more interesting than they really are. It's natural to think you're being watched. Probably kept us one step ahead of the sabertooth tigers.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# sabretooth tigers post on usenet?
well, you learn something new everyday
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# No.
No-one else has seen it. I clicked on it and it said "invisible to everyone except Pete Donaldson". Except I couldn't read it of course because I'm not Pete Donaldson. But I could tell it said that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# TO WIT TOO WOO
I LOVE YOU


Have you been through my bins? Are you making Chris Tarrant persecute me?
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# fruitloop alert
!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Baco's best customer
I'm betting.

"Even if there is a single source, is there any evidence that "they" are professional "buggers" as opposed to amateurs, or perhaps people working for a privately funded organization?"

Hehe - professional buggers.

(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Just listen to the sound files
What a cool job....

The sound files are ace.

The guy's clearly a nut.
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I first saw that
in the back of Private Eye years ago


poor fellow
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# >poor fellow
agreed
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# open for business
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Arniee promised it?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# .
huh! god ppl are slow today!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# That's
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# what
does their back sound like?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# .
again with the huh?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# you've
changed the title, now my comment makes no sense :p
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# ooook!
like it made sence the first time? :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# the point was a good one
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# i was thinking that
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Oooh
I stayed at the one in Kings Cross for the bash.

Edit: woo the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

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