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# .
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Um, lol?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Correct!
We also would have accepted ROFL.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# That's Wordwang!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:43, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# more like:
talent,
or special....
(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:12, archived)
# MT?
I don't get it...
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:15, archived)
# I found this on my phone
I don't recall having posted it. To briefly explain, my telly reception is utter shite and it frequently scrambles the letters and such on teletext. This was in the middle of the night, and I saw this and though of b3ta:
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# love it
my teletext is just as bad
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I often had the same thing in my old halls, like this, which got stuck on the screen for several minutes:

(if you can't read it, it says "Give those a quick whizz up for about half a minute.")
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Must start snapping some of these
Some are quite appalling. John Barnes' Football Nig for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
poor old john
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Pfft
heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Huzzah for episode 5
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# That's nice dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# what he said
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha

That is craptabulous!

lmao
(I helped save b3ta! Actually i was skiving on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Here is some honey
The end
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)
# You, sir, are a GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)
# more of these
and soon
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Can't believe they called their album this*

*turds added purely for comedy effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# very subtle turdage there
But nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# I can't believe you posted it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# I can't believe it's not butter
no, wait, i can, it tastes like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Just going through
the motions etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# yes...
drown the cunts... drown them hard.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 18:17, archived)
# As winter draws in its time to shed your face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# that's too good
you talented swine!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# AAAAAAAARGH!!!!
and in other news:
CAN EVERYONE LOOKING AT THIS PAGE, WHO CAME HERE BECAUSE YOU READ AN ARTICLE ABOUT VIRGIN BEING STUPID, PLEASE FUCK OFF NOW, AS YOU ARE RUINING MY INTERNETS

THANK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# yes please to this
it's slow enough for me anyways
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# ^this^
can all youse peoples please bugger off

i fucking hate you
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
#
aye aye cunt off thankyou
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Yes.
www.b3ta.com/board/6477010
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# is that really whats happening?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# THIS!
It's crashing my pile of shite PC
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I THINK what you mean is
Hallo new people, please all donate to our fund before your combined might kills our server to DEATH!

Thanks nicely

xx
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Or...
"If you found this story amusing, please go here"
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Uh oh
If somebody signed up e.g. on Sunday, would they be able to post on the next Tuesday just 2 days later or do they have to wait at least one week? If it's the latter be afraid, be very afraid.
Edit: It's taken me about 6 attempts to post this.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Really so?
But how? Do I need a cream? Can it be done with things to be found about the house? What benefits are there? Is it the law? Tell me what to do!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# ver' nice
ver' gilliam-esque
ver' woo
me likey
*ver' clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# WOO!
nice sheding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# excellent
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# top work, as usual.
woo,yay and a dial up hoopla.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# That really is a bit good!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# hehe
is his name willy?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)
# I drewed a thing.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
its a guy i work with. he is obsessed with
pokemon. also, it is a sneak preview of a comic i am doing. ^_^
Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Dear image completing bitches.
I have given up on this cartoon as i dont know where i'm going with it.
So you can have it and do what you will with it...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Missing this
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Nibble time.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# filluth!!!!!!!!!!!!
spluffspluffspluffspluffspluffspluff
spluffspluffspluffspluffspluff
spluffspluffspluffspluffspluffspluffspluffspluff
spluffspluffspluffspluffspluffsploogespluffspluffspluffspluffspluffspluff
spluffspluffspluffspluffspluffspluffspluff
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# o mys
spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff sploooogeseverywherespluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff sploooogeseverywherespluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff sploooogeseverywherespluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff sploooogeseverywherespluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff sploooogeseverywherespluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff sploooogeseverywherespluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff spluffffff sploooogeseverywhere
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:19, archived)
# what did the one vampire lesbian say to the other?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Who said they were lezzing up?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# euhm...
i ehrrr...
it was him!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# well, in fairness
what did you expect us to assume?

Edit (finally): me, rather.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# That the Marquis of Burton was in fact a donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Good.
I'm glad that's all cleared up.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)
# "show us yer growler?"
and then the other one says "yeah i'm reet fookin horny"
and the other one goes "oooooooh, yeah comeon then" then they lez up and stuff

FACT!!!

/boredblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# "See you next month!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# how
disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# *draws christopher lee biting hulk hogan*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# how
disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# *draws a man in a bear suit
being humped by a man in fox-style body paint*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Oh, but why draw
when there is this: www.yiffing.com/images/previews/FS02-07.jpg NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# oh man :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# that's the sort of thing i was referring to
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# *fwaps*
d'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# gotcha!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# cor!
lovely!

i might try and colour that... but then again.. i might not...
or i might have a go then never let it see the light of day (;

lovely lovely spiffing (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Colouring?
Did you get crayons for your birthday? And a My Little Pony colouring book?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# no.
i was planning on using the magic of computers.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Good.
To extract magic from computers you need to soak them in vodka for fifteen days. Then distil the vodka into super vodka, pour it over a yiff embodied and flambe it.
The charred remains will be compooter magic.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I like vodka.
Best in tea.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I love you.






(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# oh!

i thought you disliked me... hmmm... oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# What made you think that?
Have people been bad mouthing me? :( Iyam a very sensitive caring person what loves everybody. Well, not everybody. Just some people. Well two or three people at the most. And hey, you're now one of them. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# nonono!
use whisky!
vodka has no flavour!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Make sure the whiskey is Irish.
Hence the extra e.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:24, archived)
# FILFY!
DIRTY!

BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# woah
*spluff*tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Right-o
That's rather nice!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Very nice!
Also in a not-worth-its-own-thread kind of a way, here's the Autobot icon to go with the DeceptIcon I made earlier:
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# compo't!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# A scene from "The Strap On Vampire Sex Murders"
Jolly Jack & his attention whores surfing the wave :^)
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# i must say
that's graping my squildo.

What, O!

[edit]that vampiress looks like she got some sturdy thighs on her as well, Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android
attending a military weapons fair. Marvin has for once risen above his usual dread apathy to the level of extreme boredom by interfacing with smart missiles and reprogramming them to disable their engines and instead use public transport to deliver their payloads.
Arthur is initially shocked by the near-nude female models that are draping themselves over tanks and wandering around with big guns and grenades and whatnot, and his embarrassment at seeing such depravity has him averting his eyes and scuttling off towards the refreshment hall muttering something about getting himself a nice cup of tea.


Oh. Sorry. Wrong type of thread.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# woo!
nothing like a quick bite before turning in for the night...
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Trouble brewing...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Ha ha!
I like this eight.

By the way, if anyone wants to complain to The Register for sending all the traffic and slowing the site down, please use this URL
forms.theregister.co.uk/mail_the_reg/?user=matt

The chap at the receiving end of that link is the webmaster and enjoys abusive rants. 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Ah that explains it
I read the story on there earlier this morning, and i never put two and two togther....then again i am only a network administrator!

*slits wrists*

Or is that Davew27's job? :)
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# a quick sketchy thing of my freind danielle
cause she's ace

(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# That's lovely
Really nice, and really good on the old angle.


Did the board just slow to snail for anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# it's PAINFULLY slow... yes...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# I thought it was picking on me
It keeps having 3 second spurts of being ok.... but then I get my hopes up, you see.

Hello lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# i actually restarted in case it was the computer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# It's Branson related cyber-warfare
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# pffft
Anyone know any good lawyers?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# *points and chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# A three second spurt
and you're complaining?

There are pronstars who would like to be able to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# i just keep on having 3 second spurts

i may have to go and see the doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# yeah
it wouldn't load for a while
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# it did for me.
must be virgin...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# yes
maybe some news site with lots of traffic has just linked it?

and woo to the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# silly business types
that read the paper today and couldn't check the place out at work, starting to get home and see what all the fuss is about?
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# MOVE ALONG PLEASE
NOTHING TO SEE HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# ooh public bumming
*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# cooo-oooh
*waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Bloody Polar Bears are out again....
...c'mon lads!


Bit bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# hahahaa
are you two in cahoots?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# No...
...just a happy co-incidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Woo
But needs more pelican


And a dash of Pelican't
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# form an orderly line, it's bbq time
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# they should have penguin police in paris.
that would stop them from rioting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# haha
did you plan this with god save the queen?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# yey!
awesomeness! *bums*

woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Absolutely bloody woo!
*sings* Let's all have a riot!!!
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# artnoon.


Edit/as i'm using firefox have this half speed version, if it's painfully slow in IE have this one www.b3tards.com/uploads/chillin.gif
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# hhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Ooooooold schooooooool!
Woo!

edit: Depends what delay you have- Firefox goes faster anyway, but on a delay of 0.02 it goes mental!.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# this wins round four
on to the supercash game!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# woo!
*clicks*

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# it's mental in firefox!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# sorry for delay in reply, but my internets have gone all dial up on me.
in IE it's as it should be, your right about firefox making it go mental, when i've poked this damn computer with a big spanner i'll try to fix its speed a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# i normally use IE
but i wanted to see how mental it was in firefox ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Yes, b3ta's gone a bit sluggish.
I'm almost tempted to discover "other" sites...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Now thats b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Ahhhhhh!
Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Woo Yay Houpla
Very well done, please.
*preps plate*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# There's a whale in the Thames?


must be after the pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# there's a pigeon in a pelican?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# There was
One of the pelicans in St James Park ate a live pigeon last week in front of stunned onlookers.

A few days later it did it again.

Hurrah for pelicans!
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# How long do you reckon a pigon can survive once eaten alive?
And what gets it first? Stomach acid, or suffocation?

I want answers dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# claustrophobia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# somehow
this one escaped my rational thinking of what kills pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# you forgot Rentokill too
the Pelican stomach branch.

Waiting. Always with the waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# pelicans RAWK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# What! John Peel is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# a nazi is elected pope?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# we have an electric pope now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# DANGER DANGER
High voltage...



Pardon, that wasn't Electric Pope?
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# that's Electric Boogaloo I think
*does the sine wave*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# bring in more pelicans to deal with the problem of all those pigeons
that's what i say.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# We need more pelicans in Trafalger Square
Although I'm sure pelican shit would be a lot bigger than pigeon shit
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Let pelicans eat Branson
*smuggles sack full of pelicans into next Virgin tm AGM*

does Virgin have AGMs or are they private? Maybe pelicans will be stationed off Necker instead.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# more fun to herd into shops though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# in a whale
in the Thames!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Haahha.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha
there's a compo being fished out of the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# haha this again
do you have the original image for this? I want too see how much you changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Very little.
s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiaxus/images/oddities/general/branson160_02.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Brilliant!
I had a weird feeling he'd appeared in Transformers, but I thought my mind was playing tricks on me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# that's even more strange
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha! how random!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# BEST THING EVER!
FUCKING WOO!
(Dooley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Finally!
I was going through my camera and realised I never got round to uploading my Guilbash photos (all two of them...) from over a month ago. So here we go, if anyone who was in attendance is here. Pass it on.


And the blurry one

I actually forgot how to post pictures for a minute there. It's been far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# why

edit: it's actually a funny pic, but...*drumroll*... a little big
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# am
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# i
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# so
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# bloody
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# gorgeous?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# because...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)
# my
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# big
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# are
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# covered
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# in
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Ewoks
(irMrk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# and
edit: haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ploughshears
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# sasquatches
(irMrk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# bored
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# I love my face
'nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# oh jesus

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# what's wrong with bottleguy's buttocks?
and hello stranger!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# *waves*
It is all very strange over here *quivers*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Was this a Guildford bash?
where did you go in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Indeed it was
Somewhere called the Brittania. Was pretty good, although myself, DD and the other half got there late and had to leave early-ish due to trains. We had fun with stickers and rude words and had a nice kebab on the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# aaaahhhh a bottle of dog!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# WOO!
well done, looks like you've pulled.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# is it me,
or do you all look a lot younger these days?
(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# *remembers fields*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# should have gone to spec savers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# useful idiot is
one of the old medium guard, like us
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)
# pardon?
*hold up ear trumpet*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I meant the person in the picture.


(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# i'd be surprised if that wasn't herself
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# I do love myself
Up to five times a night, in some cases

Yes, that is me. I feel so old, having to have myself explained...
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# divven't worry about it lass
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# its a bottle
made to look like a person...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Newcastle Brown is glorious stuffs
If I drank more, it'd be that that I'm drinking.

HAH! New emo captain photos! Cheers to a very special b3tan who now has my mobile number, knows what I look like and my email address.


Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)
# *evil laughs*
*coughs*
*whistles*
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Beattie and the Beast


Should have been for the Dyslexic Hollywood really.
But it popped into my head and I had to get it out (as it were).
Broke potatochop making it so I hope you kids appreciate it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# i likes it...
TJ: watched Kidulthood on Sunday... Want to murder anyone who says "blood" and "oh my days!"
(likeajackhammer, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# oh my days!
there's blood everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# *rushes*
nah man! y'fink yoo iz lahk proppa coowl an dah man!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# beattie has such dainty fingers
bet he uses fairy liquid
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# hairy lipped squid
:)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# best joke ever

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Seamless!
[nearly]

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# was a bit
quick and dirty due to being at work and the good ship photoshop dying halfway through!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# another product of boredom
*sigh* hey hey hey, it's Tony's new car!!11eleven


look at him, escaping traffic on the train rails
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)
# excuse me Mr C_Kick
can I have my share of teh skillzors back please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# right, sorry
x 20

*ching*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# *absorbs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# needs more lamp post
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# but
why did mr. Blair rent his labour-brand car in the netherlands?
(radja, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# THERE IS NO DRIVER!!!!
AAARRRGGGHHHHH!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Come on telegraph pole...
Edit: beaten to it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# i do hope there's a train coming from the other direction...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# This made me want to do Loud Car Noises in the Office...
(That is a Good)

Vroom Vroom.. Neeeeoooooowwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# you're really good at this sort of thing
his tongue should be out like a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ha ha
this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# haha
wouldn't want that to get too friendly
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# so that's why old single women buy rats like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Haha
*is amused*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# i hope a train comes the other way
and knock his fucking head off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# quality
hamination.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# a tad bit bored..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# make him fall off!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# that messes with my head
I'm sure it's getting faster
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# that disabled is having too much fun
take his arms away
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Are they Arms or just Arm Rests?
Love the 'Action' on that Chair...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Bit cruel having arm rests
But no arms surely?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)
# arf!
needs more knitting
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Sorry, couldnt resist
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# hahahaha
needs more spunk
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Limited time and resources
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# haha
the world needs more disembodied floating cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# and more disabled people doing creative fellatio
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# I can see another alternative olympics coming
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# You bastard!
You made me laugh down the phone at a customer!
Hahahahahahahaha!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Continuing the halloween\dress-up theme...


Also Batman and Superman, zombie and Frankenstiens monster and Dracula

I like drawing these a lot more than I like doing coursework... Oh well, back to work.
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# I like the theme you've got going here
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Thank you :D
I'm thinking of doing a Battlestar Galactica set, but apart from the Cylon, I'm having a bit of trouble with that one.
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# good squintage!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# This!
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# *c0cks leg*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# c0ckadoodle doo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# doobie doobie doobie doobie quack quack!
did i miss something concerning the Virgin compo?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# no you didn't
everything is fine
go about your business
everything is fine

/virgin spokesman
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
tip top ya don't stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# this am very good
have a woo and a non-refundable houpla
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# but this box has some superficial damage!
*recently watched some Alan Partridge...*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# it's from a leaky roof where they were in storage
but i asure you they are in tip-top condition inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# look, it still houplas like the best of'em!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# ha
that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Quality metallage going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Ace!

first time that stupid fucking dog thing has looked cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
#
do a pumkin

it be halloweenish
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Ohh, thats a good idea...
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
#
I knowses
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# you should have saved them for tomorrow's draw off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# What is it?
I may consider actually partaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6475751
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Ahh, now I see...
Hmm, I've already used up my best ideas. Perhaps I'll do an invisible man on. I'm guessing it would be the height of rudeness to just repost for the sake of the draw-off?
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# yes
reposts aren't welcome round those parts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# ...in new threads
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# no, I mean in the draw off at all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# ah, well whatever like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# I think he's
a bit of a stickler for the rules.
(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# it's his baby
so that's fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# it's not just mine, the draw off is handled by a staff of at least 7!
but as a group decision we thought to encourage creativity and shiny new bits of arty fun that a general refrain from reposting would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# no, I just like to see new stuff

I apologise for that. I am clearly very much in the wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# No, we all like to see new things,
but you do come across a bit, well, anal about it all. Sorry.
(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# ok, fine, you're entitled to your opinion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# In that case
I'll just have to put my thinking brain on
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# thats why we sets them rules :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)
# I didn't know there was such a thing
as a 'draw off'
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Then you haven't lived.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *dies*
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# allow me to air one from last year
Trick or treaters dare to take it up a notch...



dare ye take the risk of 'trick'?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# but of course you like that, great minds think alike
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# *desperately searches for my version*
*realises it was on imageshack, gives up*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# can't find it eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# it would involve some serious spazz-age,
as it's not on my own hosting
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# pfffft
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# how about this beauty


click to see its owner
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# hubba hubba!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# BANG!
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# woo
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# After sending this picture to all of my friends
one of em decided to do it last year. I will find a photo if possible. He also did a terrorist from team america, but having never seen it, he didn't know what he was doing. it was funny though
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# that's be cool
she can tell her friends that she is a fashion role model.... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Whoah
Can't believe I saw that a year ago... time flies when you lurk ^_^
(irMrk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Yay! Time to post my Halloween pic
From Saturday night - that's me on the right!
(Click for biggie goodness)

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holy crap, dude.....

excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Thats incredible
How many hours did that take?!!

Edit: how did you drink/go to the toilet/get in a taxi???
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
#
Probably about 150 hours over the past 11 months :)

I got over the taxi thing by driving myself and getting changed in the local NCP

I got over the toilet thing by draining all the liquid from my body through my sweat glands over the course of the night
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)
# He didn't need to go to the toilet.
People took the piss out of him.

(Hee hee. Sorry, you have my respect.)
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Quiet you!
Back in your box!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# That was going to be my next comment
"I bet you were warm". I can state the bleeding obvious as well as any other man!

I see you have a rosette type thingy, congrats if thats winning the costume compo.

Do you mind if I email a mate of mine that pic? He used to paint lead space marine models (he was pretty good) and I do believe he will shit himself when he sees your costume!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Lol
It was a smidge hot, mostly due to the entire thing being made of insulation foam - managed to sort that out by standing next to the aircon.

I do have the Rosette thing, but it's part of the costume (Although I did win the prize for best costume :))

Email away! I'll send you more in dramatic poses if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Thanks weetobix, he'll be stunned when he sees it
Congrats on winning, to beat that someone would have to go as a dreadnought!

Post some more pics in the same thread, i'm sure others would like to see, and if not, they can go fornicate themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# That's a purity seal!
Allows him to roll an extra dice when falling back and choose the best pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Dear god that's a lot of work
gone into that!



EDIT You do know Ultramarines are gay, right? :D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
#
Ultramarines are only gay if they receive
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)
# but space wolves mock the ultramarines
because they don't give reach-arounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# but
they are mostly gingers, so the Ultramarines have the upper hand...
(Drumjunkie13 dosen't exist, especially at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Corr!
Could you see out that mightily impressive costume?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)
#
Just about
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)
# that's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Kudos +1 points.
Blood Angels next! That's ace - and I thought my Vorlon took me a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
#
Whee that's a might bit good too!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Very impressive costume
although...
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Hehe
I haven't played 40k for about 14 years.

I just spent far too long glueing bits of foam rubber together in poorly lit rooms while watching Bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# You truely are KING DWEEB!
Good work fella! Awesome!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Here you go
A few more for Col. Drac. and my adoring fans







(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Your a Kroni Drinker
I'll let you off then! Good man!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Arghh, put the helmet back on...
Its horrible! (just kidding)

Better start working for next years.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)

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