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happy halloweeeeeeeeen

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

*EVILS*

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

that's no evil kitty!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

* cowers under duvet *

That gives me the ~~HORN~~ FEAR!!!

(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

the twatty women on the next desk are singing christmas songs

i would happily see them die

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

its not even november!

go fuck them up the bum

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

jingle bells batman smells

robin flew away
father christmas
lost his knickers
on the M4 motorway

*happily hums*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

*glees*

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

it's 30 days till my buffday

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

woo and have

30 days early

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

I had to check the name of that I must admit...

Fankoo ta muchly, I are shall be 22 years of age.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

I am feeling old...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

Youth!

*points*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

I know, it's terrible.

I'm all fresh, succulent and nubile

*skips off*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

jingle bells

batman smells
robin flew away
the batmobile
lost a wheel
the joker laid an egg
oh!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

*obeys all commands*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

I'd be scared if the

outsized head wasn't making me laugh

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

ahhh!

*runs for the hills*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

Hahahaa!

wheeeee!

EDIT: B3ta sick jokes? What's that?
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

It's being promoted in conjunction with Virgin

and we're all pawns in Rob's evil schemes.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

you'd have to ignore at least 2 pages

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

Zippy been on the sunbed again?

I like the books!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

^this^

Hahahaha

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

nice selection of books

and woo!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

Yes, I hear pages 39 and 68 are particularly amusing.

And not of the Atlas, Comic Book or How To Draw. Page 39 is shit in the Atlas. The Wallis and Futuna Islands. Pah!

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CaroWallis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

ace

woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

Dun dun DEEEEEEEER!

:O

*aghast, gobsmackery abounds*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

hehehee

there's gonna be trouble!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

*searches amazon for 'book of stuff'*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

what are the two books next to it

I think one says love but t'other...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

'guide to m...'

and 'novel'?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

novel?

I can only see 4 letters.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

guide to noel

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

it could be 'pove'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

Or something that's an actual word.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

if you squint it still looks like 'love'

guide to invading?
guide to india?
guide to infiltrating?
guide to indigo girls?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

Inking

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

incest

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

haha

it's a good book that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

I like the pictures.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

indeed

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

oooh, this is going to be good!

i see you acquired the sick joke book?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

the hardback edition too!

swanky!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

oooh dear...

woo as always jj. i see he's got some good books on them shelves.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

hahaha

nice books, i have the sick joke book being deliverd to me on monday i hope....anything good...and did i get in?!?!?*

* highly doubts it

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

WOO!

nice one.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

'lo Meester!

Long time, no . . .
anything really

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

That's more like it.

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Curis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

heh heh :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

*image zooms*

Sales a re soaring!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

Got my copy today :)

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

I own 3 copies so far...

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)



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| \/\/\/\ ( i am teh jack )
||         \ ____________/
| \_/\/|   |/
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   / \
  /___\

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

pffft

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

nice work!

I'm liking this one

(Dangermouse., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

haha!

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

great drawing

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tweaknik, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

Alert! Beware!

Great stuff JJ, keep them coming!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

supersmashinggreatlovely.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

Shvump

visit my Devian tart for the rest ;)

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

haha

I love the expressions you draw

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

Look outside!

It's all light.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)

really?

there's an outside?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

it's all lies!

stay here. at the computer. it's fun here!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

I will

my universe exists between my computer, my kettle and my bed

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)

wheres the wank sock?

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

sock?!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

sock!?

/echo

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

next to the computer

of course

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

it became self aware

and left home weeks ago

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

i'll keep my eyes peeled

it'll no doubt go on some sort of rampage in due course

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

ah of course

of course

gah silly me

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Where else would you need to go?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

Alton Towers!

I loves rollycoasters.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

maybe the toilet

although I use a milk bottle.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

Ah, an experienced layabout...

'Ning Waspy, how was Vegas?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

workwise, shite

but I came back with more money than I went with, so pretty good!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

Is it wrong that I read that as goatse?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)

;)

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

No, its a afliction that a B3tans Have.

I cannot buy goast cheese any more :o(

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caffeinefreak, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

goast cheese?

from goats posthumously?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

i feel faint walking past goats milk

{:-(

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

Hahaha... craziness! Woo!

In other news: I seem to have gone a bit daft today.
I just clicked the Popular board, and forgot, and almost shouted 'reeeepost!' at everyone. *Sigh*.

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CaroWallis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

Hahaha. you thilly.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

that last supper fp is a repost from ages ago that was fped then too

i know cos i saved it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

Didn't Leningrad also have a repost FPed?

The Polo condom?

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Curis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

ive seen a few reposts FP'd a

for second time round

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

Yep

There's been a few

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

hahahahahahaha

you're not alone, i tried to reply to a load of them last night.

channel 5 should make a program about us

"those who forgot they were on the popular page"

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

"It was awful!"

*Breaks down uncontrollably*. "Everyone laughed at me!"

"Except Sir. T. Skellington. He understands. We live together now. In a safe house, where only the real board is allowed".

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CaroWallis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

hahaha

"i never was one of the popular ones, so i dont know how i found myself looking at that page....all those posts....no replys....i felt i had to do somthing....then it it me....it was all a set up"

*cry's*

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

I remember this one time

you saw your reflection in a lake, thought you were drowning and jumped in to save yourself.

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Curis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

Hahaha

You were watching Family Guy last night on FX too ;)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

i like family guy. even if it's random as feck.

Remember the time [i/you/we][did/went/saw][place/person/situation]

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

It's a bit like the sick joke book.

Q. What's [colour] and [makes/scares/smells] a [girl/gay/disabled person]?

A. [AIDS/Cancer/Sex/Disabilty]!

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Curis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

Similar

Been on /talk once or twice, forgot where I was, very nearly went 'where's the pictures then?'. Would my face have been red.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

You know when you're on talk.

They talk about what they had for lunch, but don't provide an amusing story to go with it.

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CaroWallis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

Woo! Yay! Houpla!

Teh Seamsz0rs!

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

ace

one of the first anims i ever did

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

*CHOP*

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

hahahaha

these are great! keep em coming

i'd love to do that to a pokémon

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

glad that rage is over...

woo!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

Ha ha ! CHUUU !

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

Hahaha, splendid

I like how these are starting to follow on. Are you collecting them all together somewhere?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

Deviantfart!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

Oh god!

Don't make me see how many unread messages I've got!

EDIT: 94. Christ...

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

hahaha

been a while since you logged on?

just delete them all. ahahha

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

364 deviations...

I havent been on for months, and havent really submitted anything in about a year.

Nnngh, I give up.

*closes deviantart for another milennia*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

noo. look at my shit. please!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

I'll look at yours!

But NOBODY ELSES.

How special do you feel?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

like some kind of special specialist of a special school for special people.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

Pfffft!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

heehee!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

hahahaha

the word phut makes me laugh far more than it should

woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

i used it once before.

cheers, btw.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

hahaha

*PHUTS*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

*frots*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

nice :)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

Tortoyse skimming

is great fun

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Ian Woosnam, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)

nice

good wrist action there too

edit: RESULT! Top of the Stats Page! RAH!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)

linky!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

you've dropped WAY down, girly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)

yay

i'm out of the top 10

that must mean that i'm working hard

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

gay

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

or that

arf :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

Haha! I stay away for the weekend and I plummet.

Meh. The weekend was so worth dropping about 25 places! Hurrah!

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CaroWallis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

i was off last week

and i've dropped out of the top placings.

i shall ahve to make up for it this week.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

it's a shame we don't have the old

'all time' stats anymore

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)

Before my time

But I want it now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

I have

But I've had a depressing time of late and I didn't want to subject you all to it (just being hormonal, nothing's actually wrong)

I like the way my quote makes me seem nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

seem

being the operative word

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

Indeedy.

Er...you knob. Grr.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

aww hun *hugs & knots*

I haven't really been on all week and for some reason I'm still at the bottom of the board :S

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

*knots like it's going out of fashion*

I'm ok, I'm just really hormonal- so much so I did a prengancy test on the weekend. I don't get it, I'm in a foul mood, I'm losing weight but my boobs are getting bigger and I'm eating everything that's around me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

tapeworm

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

You think?

How do you get one of those? I'm almost at OCD level for washing my hands....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

it was a slightly tongue in cheek response

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)

Well yes, but it could be.

And I'm just desperate to know what's going on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

get thee to a doctors, miss

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

My doctor's shit.

I'd be better self diangosing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

Late puberty.

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CaroWallis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

I suppose it could be

Although I did go through a very early puberty (periods at 9 etc)....hmmm.

This is weird.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

yay!

I don't seem like such a cunt either.

Hello the day shift btw.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

Wow

So much time wasting to aspire to!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

i have a very dull job

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

How is that good?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6480523

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

Ah!

I have noticed that you are very daytime.

I have a sleepy wife.

What's gaijintendo's excuse?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

lack of focus and the black dog

so i gather

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

hahaha

nice action

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)

Hahaha...

Yays! I wants to play :)
and a TJ: to say happy hallowe'ens to all and be a rping whore

/gets back to work blog

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)

wooo thats rather spiff!

I made one of thems last night, it looks lully, if a little demented.. I'll take a photo later!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

woo yay!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

dance little one

DANCE!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

I made a jigsaw one from the film 'Saw'

Looks kinda freaky, i'll get a pic of mine later too :o)

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

haha

wheeeeeeeeeee!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)

woo

how many times can you get them to bounce?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

heheh

look at em go!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

i love this.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

(1.618..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

*Sets DVD Recorder*

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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

Oooh...

Fancy

(irMrk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)

Oh they give them away with a gallon of petrol

These days

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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

That's quite extraordinary

Imagine the heartache of going through life knowing that you're not someone who's going to have his most intimate life secrets probed by a tabloid TV company.

How will he cope with the teasing in the playground?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

arf

are they sure he's alright?
not even a few extra toes?

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

next on five

The boy with arms and legs

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

zomg!

i cant watch

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

must remember to watch that.

*sets sky+*
*remembers he doesn't have sky*

...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

But you have '+'?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

HEH

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

hahahahaha

just the one head?

what? two arms?

he must have had his tonsils out surely?!!!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

the fact that he is perfectly alright

makes him wrong, which contradicts itself
or does it?
*thinks*

*head asplodes*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)

fuck off noob

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

haha

afternoon fanj

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)

pfft you had a backback on your head.

(

MrA, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

and a hat on my back

and trousers on back to front kriss kross style

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)

PORCUPINE OR PINEAPPLE?

ver true.

(

MrA, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

haha

Meet Eric. He’s lived in Swindon for all of his five years, but he has no memories of a former life on an island called Barra, yet he can't play anything from Bach to Rimsky Korsakov at lightning speed in keys that most professional musicians wouldn’t even dare attempt, and he isn't one of only 200 people in the world afflicted with an incurable disease called fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva (FOP) which leaves sufferers' bodies frozen into position. The little cunt.

do you have a black & white telly? how stingy are you!

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

Meet Eric

why am I thinking about Bananaman now?

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)

because you

want bananas up your bum

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)

Hes far from alright

Looks like he's cojoined to that pepperami thing off the telly!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)

Apparently Brian did a speech at Hallam Uni or something... there's photos of him outside one of the lecture theatres!
I hope he returns :(

Edit: Redex should be fixed o.O

(irMrk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)

I reconise thet kittin!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)

Haha

Teh keetie :D

(irMrk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)

aww

sad kittin!

my sis-in-law's kittin was all of teh scared last night 'cos he was nawwty and ran out of the door into the garden. An airbomb repeater managed to coax him back into the house.

poor little sod

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)

awww

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)

i heard nothing of this

damnit

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)

Outside the Pennine Lecture Theatre...

Look around at all the photos! He came last april 2006 I think... or 2005... we just missed him!

(irMrk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)

oh well

i was probably asleep then anyway

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)

slacker!

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

Why am I getting a redex

EDIT: I can see it now. I don't like images where kittens are hurt, even if they have Teh Blessed in them.

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

I'm not even getting that at the moment

Teh intehnets dying again?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

because Howard loves you baby

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

My mum went on a live-aboard scuba diving holiday

And he was on it too.

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

arf I know

i think you told me that last time i posted it
;¬D

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

he's ment to be a tit

in real life

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

and she didn't drown him?

the heartless BITCH

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)

But Mark Reed relentlessly took the piss out of him for the whole 9 days.

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

hooray for mark reed

whoever the fuck he is

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)

i don't

like pics of kittens where they're not getting hurt

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

"tonight in the lecture theatres:-

Biran blessed gives a lecture on TALKING VERY LOUDLY"

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

I went to Sheffield hallam uni...

...that is all

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

Smoke signals for other road users

Good noon lovelies.

The next installment in The Myway Code website blog.

Today it's Smoke signals for other road users

.

(

Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

hehe

have you written a guide on how to indicate at roundabouts?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)

however you like

the roundabout won't mind

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)

I'm from Swindon

we have sophisticated roundabouts here dontchaknow

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)

Magic ones!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)

Good God

That makes me feel the same way as when i first looked at a London Underground map. And realised I'd have to use it

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)

For real?

I need the Google Earth location - please!

(jmaxi returned again on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)

its at

lat: 51°33'46.35"N
Long: 1°46'15.82"W

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)

Yay n ta!

(jmaxi returned again on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

Apparently

coordinates -1.77106463281883,51.56290161536626
maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=magic+roundabout&ie=UTF8&om=1&z=18&ll=51.562862,-1.77103&spn=0.001557,0.005407&t=k&iwloc=addr

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)

That roundabout gives me the fear.

I was staying in Cirencester with Mrs Montoya and we went hunting for the Cinema and Chiquitos in Swindon and nearly got all of teh deadness on there.

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)

bugger me

tell me thats not real!

*continues to avoid swindon forever*

(

Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)

Real.

And somewhat flattering.

It's usually much worse than that.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)

its very real

especially at 18:00 during the week

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)

Try 17:15

in a taxi.

brown trouser time...

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)

you know me

i'm late for everything

/adhd blog

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)

Certainly were this morning.

What time did you call that? Oh yes -- Brekkie time...

Oh, and

Hell's teeth -- where does the time go?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)

I said that this morning

I'm late for everything me

hang on a minute. I've said that already!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

ADHD blog again?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

well, you know me

Late for ev...

kill me please

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

Nah

can't be bothered.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

blimey

i've posted over 2,600 messages in less than a month

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)

www.swindonweb.com/life/lifemagi0.htm

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)

clicks

is amazed

buys the T-shirt

knows regret is on the horizon and gets out his gun

(

Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

the only person i recognise in the 'people who put swindon on the map' banner

is billie piper

and i didnt know she was from swindon

(

Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

does the middle roundabout

operate backwards?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)

Theres a bloke with a spring up his arse on there

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)

and they're driving on the wrong side of the road too!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)

you are merkin

and i claim my five gropes

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

nope

gropes them back

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

Hemel's magic roundabout is fantastic.

www.hemelweb.demon.co.uk/images/magic.gif

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)

Looks like the roundabout at 9 o'clock is pointless

basically similar to the Swindon one otherwise.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)

I have also used that one, and the one in Colchester

I do not seek them out!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

My poor mum had to tackle it for the first time ever whilst rushing to see me in hospital.

She's a fucking legend.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

beat me to it, curse you Captain Wow!

6 bladed roundabout!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

I love to hear that- 'Curse you Captain Wow!'

I like to think of it floating on the mists over rampant seas....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

Hemel's not that close to the high seas

Will floating across the grand union canal be ok?

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

Aye, as I'm only about 500 yards from it

If that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)

Groovy

You're not actually in Hemel are you? I live about 5 mins away so I could curse you from the train as I pass by on my way home tonight, if that would be convinient!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

Nah, I'm an Aylesbury bird but I work in Tring...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)

Herts Represent!

I'm a Berk!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)

As the Pearl Necklace outruns yet another of Her Majesty's warships!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

That's the spirit!

Sail, my hawkmen!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

It's brilliant

With a river running through it to add insult to injury if you get it wrong.

(

Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

that's the only thing sophisticated about Swindon

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)

that and me

*realises*
oh.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)

Gawd, don't I know it

I'm glad I only lived there for two years...

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)

where did you live?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)

Wootton Bassett

OK, not actually in Swindon, but near enough for it to be a pain in the bottom, especially as I worked on the exact opposite side of Swindon...

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)

Wootton Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarsset

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

That's the bunny

Left there in '95, though, and came back to civilisation (north of the M62)

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

the last time I went to swindon I went to the water park and ripped my trunks in a flume

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)

Is "ripped my trunks" a euphemism?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)

I only wish it were

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)

there's a water park here?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)

there was 10 years ago

it's probably fallen down. It was shit then

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)

It's *very* important that if you're exiting a roundabout

you *must* indicate right when approaching your exit. This will help to avoid confusion as to your intentions for other motorists.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)

but I was turning right? Wasn't I?

can we form a ~~vigilante~~ self-help group together

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)

Yes.

Let's. I'll buy the bricks and you can get hold of some ninja outfits and an air gun. It will be one hell of a self-help group. :)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)

*opens special drawer*

OK I'm ready!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

yes

but it's not available to BMW drivers

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)

but we do laugh in the face of mini-roundabouts and recommend simply driving across them, taking care to cut up any traffic pointlessly driving around the big paint splodge in the middle

(

Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)

hahaha

I do this. They are just circular speed bumps anyway!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)

I have, on occassion, enjoyed mini roundabouts

that have been decorated with several smaller, satellite mini roundabouts. This simply tempts motorists to attempt a game of 'join the dots' with their car.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)

ACE work!

i feel left out now i've given up smoking

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)

*cough*

quitter!
*cough splutter*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)

pffft

that's silly

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)

hahaha

Ace!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)

Your link just caused me to make a purchase.

I'm supposed to be saving for Christmas. You arse.

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)

I'm sorry to have to say

Thank you. But you deserve a copy, you really do. Yes you do. And yes, I am an arse.

Hope you likey. And thanks again. And sorry.

(

Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)

woo

this is a good angle you're working towards

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)

Internet Explorer 7 has some useful features

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

I see where you're going wrong

You should be looking at Dutch sites, not Strine ones...

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)

*poses*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)

*spluffs*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

*wolfbags*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)

*teabags*

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

*grotbags*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

*Rod Hulls*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

Spooky!

www.b3ta.com/board/6480316

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

halloween mindpiss

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

I like it when that happens

It means I have managed to get in touch with my inner B3tard

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)

by sticking your finger up your arse

and tickling his chin?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)

i have to tempt him halfway out

with a battenburg on a stick first

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)

mmm...

battenburg...

RIS time?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

Anyone fancy a trip to the Morrisons in Leeds Centre?

Battenburg is needed!

*orchestrates meetup rapage scenario*

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)

But I'm rather loose from the last time

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

*rod hulls*

*falls off roof*

suckfocks

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

Surely it was Derek Fowlds

who suckedfocks?

/old basil brush blog

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)

anal fisting lesbians pages from Australia?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)

i'm sure that's a donny osmond song...

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

Donny Osmond rocks!!!

I've met him. He said

"hello"

I'll never forget such life changing advice

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)

Did he blind you with his big white teeth?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

He was with Marie Osmond

They were both very smiley and they both shook my hand.

I was blinded by the randomness of it all TBH

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)

Inigo Montoya in an Osmond Sandwich

my mind is boggling

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)

Dont do it

Thats too much Mormon for such a little Aardvark!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)

pffft

little? me? Hah!

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)

Wasnt talking about your stature

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)

Have you been peeking in the bogs again?

You'll get caught one of these days.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)

not while I have my trusty webcam running proxied from your PC

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)

Meh

Thought this beast was running a bit slowly. How many other feeds have you got running through here?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)

*whistles*

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)

and why not?

why we have some of the world's finest anal fisting lesbians. Now that we are truly a multiculttural society you also have the added bonus of asian anal fisting lesbians.

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)

This is a very good point...

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

I just thought it a convenient button

is all

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

Oh I agree

I'm pretty sure there is such a button on the Austraian release of Firefox.

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

are you australian?

can i live with you for a bit?

(

mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)

haha!

pffft!

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)

tell them how nice i am

(

mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

^ he's a nice one

allegedly

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)

i will use your recomendation

(

mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

he's ever so nice

I'd let him stay as long as he liked

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)

i'm hoping it's a shelia

(

mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

He is lovely, and I would happily let him look after my kids

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

i bloody love the kids

i'm in bangkok for a week first up, i'm going to find the youngest prozzie and take piccys just for you

(

mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)

gawd

there's no need to encourage him. Can't you find some 90-year-old slapper instead?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)

Fourdam needs no encouragment

He only needs an opportunity.

That is a good thing

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)

Age of consent in Mexico is 12

Might want to start there

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

I have been told that Patpong is the place to go, allegedly.

Well it was last year, when I was there, allegedly.
I may or may have not seen one who looked about 11 years old.
You could also have her brother at the same time for an extra 140 baht (about $5 aus).

Allegedly

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)

hahaha, sounds a real treat

(

mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)

It is funny in a strange way

when some little kid is telling you in great detail the things she will do to your genitals and how much she enjoys you placing your various appendages in her orifices.
Also the viciousness of her insults when you say "no thanks" is quite amusing.

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)

I can vouch for him too

he's an unqualified delight

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

thank you

looks like i'll be sleeping rough again, still atleast it's hot

(

mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)

he's great.

he enjoys going onto sexy webcam chats and trying to convert the whores to jesus.

failing that, he tries to get them to piss on a teddy.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)

a bit?

of anal fisting?
depends if you are a giver or receiver.

Also, may I suggest that you can learn more about visiting our wonderful friendly country by watching the film "Wolf Creek". It has many tips for the novice English tourist.

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)

i'm looking for the body of peter falconer

then i'm going to fuck his corpse and send piccys back to that chunky bird he was with

(

mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)

well you sound like you'll fit right in.

Where abouts are you going?
I was in England for 2 months july/august this year. You will notice a few differences, mainly the only thing that costs more is bananas.
Fuck you Cyclone Larry.

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)

i arrive in sydney

that's all the plans i have so far

(

mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)

some nice beaches but a bit overrated

go to Margaret River in Western Australia if you can.
Also:
Sunshine Coast in Queensland, less touristy than the Gold Coast and the home of Steve Irwin
Darwin
Barossa Valley, South Australia
Mount Buffalo, Victoria
Port Lincoln, South Australia where the shot all the great white footage for jaws
Cape Ottway, Victoria
Mission Beach, Queensland - closest point to GBR
Broome, Western Australia
Broken Hill, NSW

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)

Fisting Lesbians!

I am feeling lucky!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)

*spaff*

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)

Christ

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)

Nice tattoos.

Shame about the George Dawes girlfriend.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)

good god

it's the glasses that push that over the edge

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)

fake

too pretty to be real lesbians

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)

I've met some very pertty lesbinums.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)

Me too.

I sexed a lesbinum just before she came out.

It is now my boast that I ruined other men's chances with my prowess as nothing can match the joy of Montoya lovin'

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)

or put her off men for life

/obvious reply blog

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)

me too

but they are the exception to the rule

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)

i have as well

and some amazingly attractive bisexuals as well.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

I love you too.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

I say.

They aren't like the proper lesbians in the videos, are they?

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)

And they never let you join in when they find you hiding in the wardrobe

they call the Police in real life

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

as well you know

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

HOT PISS!

*spuffs*

(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

hhahaha

that paper clip!!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

That's the wrong place to camp.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

RIS - RPS?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)

RIS?

Looks nice though...

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)

Why?

It are am haunted?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)

soz, I think the minature Death figure was a bit too subtle :(

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

I see it

but it's jpg artifact'd to death.

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)

it's like 10,000 spoons

when all you need is a spork

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

UP YOUR FAT FUCKING ARSE.

Excuse me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)

that's ironic

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

kinky torrettes?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)

Doubleanalpenetrationey

/4dam blog

In other news I'm off to Thailand now - back in 2 weeks - byeeee!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)

Tra

Have fun, don't get munched too much by mosquitoes!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)

BRING ME SOME STUFF BACK

don't mind what.

Oh, and don't let them give you heroin.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)

I dunno, I've just been coming out with expletives all day

I've been in a funny mood for a good few weeks now....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)

Damn you!

I just put my drink everywhere at work because of this

(Imaginary Ed was dreamed up on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

oh, i see it....

he's tiny.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)

I do now, yes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

Is he the thing on the right, just before the right-most tree?

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

no, that's your mum

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)

eh?

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

I see them!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

The Ents! The Ents!

The Ents will eat your Tents!

*spacks*

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

I don't get it

but it's a dramatic pic

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

Spent ages looking for

a Quo silhouette in that pic

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)

Witchy.

What "spookyness" should I draw next?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)

RAPEY

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

One of the seven naughty dwarves?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

All of the seven naughty dwarves

With Snow White.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

Are the naughty dwarves

...why she's called Snow White?

Bukkake ahoy!

(

friendlyfire, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

Yes

Rapey, Fisty, Felchey, Spluffy, Doubleanalpenetrationey, Rimjobby and Brian

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)

that Brian

is the biggest cunt of the lot

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

He's a deviant

a sexual terrorist, i'm telling you

Are you bag from vegas tired, broke and riddled with sexually transmitted diseases?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

i am back

richer than before and am just developing an unscratchable itch on the helmet.

and yes, tired, very tired.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)

stop it, I'm trying to eat

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

and your erection

is getting in the way?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

not any more

*burps*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

Sexy zombie girl! Or how about something not remotely sexy?

Or something to do with a favourite line from a Scissor Sisters song: "I can't decide whether you should live or die".

(

CaroWallis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

some sort of cat/woman hybrid thing

getting into some kind of scrape
possibly hallowe'en themed

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

would this scrape involve

HUMUNGOUS COCKS?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

B -

needs more tits

see me after class

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

probably not

I loved the kitty link in the noosletter.. Trashcat and karate cat the best.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

I love this kittin.

not sexually, mind

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

Unlike....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)

'tis my sister's kitten

I'm just making it famous

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)

That is my kitten

You've been rummaging through my hard drive

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

rummaging and hacking

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

it's true I have a terrible cough

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)

Fluff?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)

it's the god of fluff!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)

"Camera says... no"

It's an alpaca wot I photographed at the Royal Show earlier this year.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)

Awwww...

Link this up with the Kitten Harvestor below and you have the entire cycle of Kitty Life...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)

aye

i was going to posted it there but some work got in the way

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

Pea-roast

Sophistikittin:

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

Posh cats. Hoorah!

A distant cousin.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:14, archived)

Awww!

Littil Ripley has been outside for the first time this weekend:

So far, she's learned how to jump 6-foot fences, slide off shed roofs into next door's garden, and how to shout loudly for assistance.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)

Yay for kitties!

God I've got too much to do to be on b3ta

(

Dave the Mighty, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

No, it's Lamprey time

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)

hahahaha!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:10, archived)

CTHULU ALERT!

umm.

(

packetslut, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)

Hahhaha

Cthulhu etc.

Edit: B3tan. Damn bosses and their interventions

(

Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)

don't be ridiculous

there's no market for this sort of thing!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

with tits

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

*bDOINK*

witch check
ghost lezzas check
vampire check

erm, sexy zombie? that'd be a neat trick to pull off

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

nexy suns!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

woo

top stuff there, Mr Jack

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

that index finger

going up her girlfriends arse

/coat

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

heh

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

^this

~~girlfriends~~ 4dam's

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

~~index finger~~ left arm

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)

lady mummy

unravelling.....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

THIS^

very much so

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

^this

thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

Yeah!

...with one of those super Egyptian headdress things.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

....and when it's completely unravelled it turns out to be

A SQUIRREL WITH TITS

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)

Bin Dun

And coloured by someone.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

Arse

Well a banshee then.

*spoinks*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)

That's good

Enough to turn any man into a rampaging necrophiliac...

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)

That's great!

Now, how about drawing the sequential art characters in their haloween costumes?

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

Oooh!

This one

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)

Failing that,

how's about drawing them changing into their halloween costumes?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)

Ace!

Bride of Frankenstien next?

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

a mad witch rubbing he crotch with her broomstick that has been smeared with hallucinogenic ingredients

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)

*cough*

www.b3ta.com/board/6475481

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)

Listen

to what Mr Johnson said!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

That certainly counts as a 'Treat'

I wouldn't mind her turning up on my doorstep asking for something sweet.

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

Zombie Schoolgirls!

(Lemming, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

the busty witch

using her busty bust
and drawing pumpkin faces on them

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

sabrina the not so teenage witch getting down and dirty with a couple of dildos

that she has just magicly animated.

but wait, it all goes wrong and she cannot take any more pleasure, in an attempt to make it stop she tries to choip them up with an ax, but they multiply, like the sorcerers apprentice in fantasia, soo she is gang raped by thousands of tiny dildos.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)

pffft! ^this!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)

Let me think about this one for a minute or three....

.... *spluff*

Oops. Sorry about the mess.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)

I vote for this

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

I think there's something like that in the special files......

....only the pleasure-overload results in a city-destroying explosion.....

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)

stop telling us!

you're making me curious and frustrated!

*runs around*

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)

A world gone mad

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

Bin dun

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)

B3tans lost in a (semi) deserted Pipingrad...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)

DAY OF THE TENTACLE

SA style

(What a great game!)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)

we've all been there.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

Heh...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

That

gave me my first guffaw of the day

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

i regularly send picture messages of me holding various circular objects

to a former colleague, jsut to remind him of goatse

it's always amusing

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

hahaha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

hahaha

*spluffs*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

haha

the unexpected

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

Bleeeeuhg!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

hahahaha

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)

Hehehehehe

a pun after my own heart

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)

hahaha yay

this is rather spafftastic!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

Who lives on the street in a bad Jo'burg hood?

(

packetslut, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)

blimey!

yours? or nicked?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)

i've seen it done before

but i'm not saying they stole it.

an oldish source image as well.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

Do I smell...

like someone that hasn't read the FAQ?

(

packetslut, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

no, exactly

it's just it looks like something i've seen before

no offence intended, like

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

must go to the cinema this weekend!!!!!!!!!!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6101704.stm

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

if she passed out at cineworld, it was most likely due to the smell of pikeys

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

Pretty scary, then....

I haven't seen any of the Saw films, I may rent them out this weekend and have a fainting fest!

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

they are very good

the first is excellent. The second is better. Looks like the third is incredible

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

I thought the first was better than the second

first was more "mind fucking" than the second which was more about devilishly evil traps etc.

Gore never works for me in films.. as I'm always aware it's just some trussed up celeb with tom sauce on em :D

Going to see the 3rd this weekend if all goes to plan..

/blog

(

Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)

that spongebob!

uncensored Hoff action

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

zomg!

I mean, we all knew, but!!!!!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

due to the skin-tones that's rather nsfw

it's funny, mind

edit: that's very kind of you, ta

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

he's a yellow sponge!!!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

bah!

there you go.

Lucky I couldn't find the BIGGER version!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

Could you mark that NSFW?

Someone behind me nearly saw it!!

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

probably thinks you're a spongebob fetishist now.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

maybe they will see this

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

Bit on the small side

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)

pfffft!

you love drawing big cock

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

Self portrait?

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)

teh hoff loves takin' it in the poop chute.

100% FACT

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

hahahaha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

hahaha

i love that

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

hahahaha

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

Haha!

(WiggZ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

'ning all

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

Ace!!

*Click*

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:50, archived)

haha

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

Oh dear. I'm sorry about this*

*Especially to Jagger & Woody, whose joke I've nicked. I'll have to send them a copy.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

beezer

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

*sharpens killing knife*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

hahaha

nice one, but being an estate agent he deserves it.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

^this^

With shinny bells on.
X 1000

(duck Quack !, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

shinny?

Like Morris dancers?

\pedant

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

the greatest of british martial arts.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

even better than

the glaswegian martial art "fuk yu"?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

yes

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

you lie!

FUK YU
*head butts*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

*dodges*

*smack round head with little stick with ribbons on it*

*stamps on your head while little bells on knees ring out*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

Hahaha

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

Arrff!

Estate agents deserve it!

/new houseowner blog

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

Kenny?

Don't lie, your name's not Kenny.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

Long story...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

Oh aye, I'll bet.

You're just fed up of people saying horrible things about your name.

don't worry, at least your name doesn't rhyme with gay.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

gay urine

i bet you had fun at school

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

the surname's only my married name

my maiden name (which i've still got) is normal.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

bum

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

face

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

or pron

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

Captain Wow doesn't

rhyme with gay!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

No, I'm well used to saying horrible things about my name.

It comes from when I worked in sales and a customer asked for Kenny Martin instead of Kerry Mountain - for some reason it stuck.

/not very interesting blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

googles 'kerry mountain'

or 'blue' to his friends

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)

You'll get loads of results - all holidays in Ireland.

And of course, the Kerry Mountain Rescue Team.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:50, archived)

bum

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

Mr Mountain is the most rock name ever.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

haha

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

Hehheheheheh

Nice one.

(

Monty Propps, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)

Kitten harvest time again.

(

Ian Woosnam, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

har

(

Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:33, archived)

why am i looking at your dog?

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:33, archived)

~naughty~

I wanna ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ all over your ~naughty~...

(

Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)

What's with the ~naughty~?

Do we have a swear filter again?
cunt fuck shit bollocks wank
[edit]hmm apparently not

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

Ron tetsuo gets chucked off if we swear, apparently.

Because his work are a bunch of horrid, horrid meanie poos.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

Haha

~naughty~~naughty~ Cuntblister ~naughty~ arsecrack wank speedooly ~naughty~

(

Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)

not anymore

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)

really?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)

aye, there is, you can swtich it on using the 'update your profile', thingy.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

aha

very useful

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

wha?

(

Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

whay are you kicking my dog and calling him 'fuckoff'

when his name is 'rover'?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

I T'ought I Taw a Puddy Tat?

I Did I did saw a Puddy Tat!

Woosie Woos for Woosnam

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)

So that's where they come from!

seems obvious now..

Very woo!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

weeeeeeeee

(duck Quack !, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

hmmmm

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

Eat my hand

Long necked woman.

(

Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)

and crappy old one

(duck Quack !, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)

It's time to be nice to all those people you can't stand,

All year,
I'm growing tired of all this harvest cheer (8)

(

Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

excellent.

i'll take eleventy.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

"Don't hold that joystick too tight little Billy..."

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

it's the "use with joystick controller" that does it.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)

You have all the l33t skillz.

Well, some skillz.

Okay, one skill.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)

pfft

have a roastage from last night for your efforts

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)

why does that monkey

have a condom on its tail?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:33, archived)

he doesn't want to catch tailrot

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)

if he keeps it in a sock

he risks althete's tail

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

to get in nice and deep in dora's 'cortinas de la carne de vaca*'

*beef curtains

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)

you didn't learn that in school

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

that's just sick dude

dora's only about 5

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

and only a cartoon character

as well.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

arf

'joystick controller' - pffft!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)

Let me just slip this in here.

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

hahahaha

"Go on son, get your fingers in there....oooohhhhhhhhhh"

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

It's Halloween

So to Celebrate this day of Evil and Darkness have a PUmpkin Gently Nibbling My Head...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

Gently

Looks more like a right old munch down to me!

Woo!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

It May Look Rough...

But It's more Loving than that...

*Ahem.. Other people don't understand the love twixt man and Pumpkin... sniff*

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)

*nyam* *nyam* *nyam* *nyam*

woo

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

GOBBLE!

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

gummed to death!

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

munch!

much woos awarded

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

Vicious teeth though

do you need a plaster? I have crayon shaped ones.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)

Yippee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)

woo!

Morning, Mr The Hat!

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)

Hello!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

haha

Y'floimin' gallaaah.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)

Rack off, ya dobbah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

~~dobbah~~ dag

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)

*ZWOMP*

:D

the poster is a nice touch.

woo!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

heh

(

connor, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

He He

Wooooooooooooooooo

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

\o/

missed me?
Whoop!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

Of course

*Bums*

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

woo!

and indeed yippee!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

Hahahah

*attempts to breathe*
*will try again later*

Edit: Hahahahah!

(

*administers kiss

of ~~life~~ SEX!!*
Hello gorjass!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)

'lo sir :D

I'm not denying that that is a terrible pun, but it did genuinely make me giggle.
I choked on lime juice I'd already swallowed, i mean, that's some skill right there!

(

Ooh! sorry!

*pats back until HEEEUGE smelly burp erupts*
*waves* Must fly C]:0(

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

hahahaha YEY!

go daave go daaave go daaave

*does little dance*

woo yay!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

I sawded JJ made you boogie!

I threw me stilts away . . .
Ask Jessie . . . C];0)

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

hahahahahahahahah

excellent

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

hahaha

nice one Dave

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

Thankyou all

I may be back laters
t'ra for now

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

Club human - nice touch!

Should be some flames though - no?

*HUGE huggles*

(

in vino veritas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

COR!

I hear you've been taking lessons from me . . . C]:0D
*huggles back . . . AND front!*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

Oh yes

got to study the work of the master!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

'ningaling Hat

I've come out of lurkage to present you with this complimentary Woo and Yay for that super pic.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

COR! Thanks!

but I REALLY have to dash now . . .
Mwwwah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

Hahaha

Thats reet good.

NING mr the hat

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)

Ha ha!

Woo!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)

famingos

rock ! morning dave

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)

yaay!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

What happened to

flaming-preparing-to-pull-away-as-it-is-amber?

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)

Hoo fucking ray!

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

wahay!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

ha ha

tha's clever

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

Aceness! *clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

wtf's a labret?

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)

It's what South Africans test

science stuff on.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

hahahaha

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

ha ha ha!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

arf!

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

Hahaha

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

lol

111

(

connor, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

Haha

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

haha!

www.b3ta.com/board/6476209

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

hahahaha

love it

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

s'a type of lip piercing.

See?
Pics

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

ah, right. cheers.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

it must feel like having a permanent zit

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

Nope it's the nicest piercing I've ever had

It's got loads of play value.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

and you can squirt milk out the hole, yes?

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:16, archived)

and make whistly noises.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

oooh! multiple uses. i like...

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)

I can also fit small straws through it, like off little drinks cartons.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:30, archived)

and how are your teeth coping with it?

EDIT: 'ning, Cap'n! *hugs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:16, archived)

Ning lovely

and they're fine, I only wear a metal labret half of the time, the other half I wear a post made out of PTFE which is a biologically inert bendy plastic.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

Yes, that's what I've been reading about.

Did it hurt?

Swelling?

Time to heal?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

It didn't *not* hurt, but it wasn't bad.

Swelled for a few hours and it healed in under two weeks although I am known for my inhuman healing times- my tattoos only take about a week and a half to heal as well, so don't trust my times on there. Usually with other people I've pierced it takes about 4 weeks to heal on average.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

it's something emo.

...

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

the emos tend to have it on the side, usually with a ring

and a labret is a stud that is usually used in either the middle of the bottom lip, or in a madonna or medusa piercing...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

*cries*

*sharpens carrot into self-harming implement*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:16, archived)

your sideburns are actually too groovy for being emo.

still, i think piercings are unsexy and in your way
however, what someone does to himself is his own business, so please, go ahead ;)

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

Know what I find unsexy?

PARROTS.

*kicks*

wuv woo....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

nonsense! parrots are all of teh sexy!

although i have no problem with piercings in the face (if subtle and not too much) but bodypiercings give me the shivers...

oh, and have some hugs and cake.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

I used to have quite a few (being a piercer I wanted to at least have some prior experience of the ones I was doing)

32 in all but I had a lot taken out. Now I've just got two in each ear, a dainty stud in my nostril and a dainty stud in my lip...

and three great big tattoos. YAY!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)

tattoos are all of teh sexy!

when you're not completely covered, that is.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)

My left arm will eventually be 3/4s covered

and I'm going to have a lovely big backpiece done of a tree and the sun and stars and moon etc etc...

Oh, and little vines on my feets.

but I think that's it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)

Have you got a PA?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)

I haven't got a willy!

I did used to have a girly equivalent though...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:32, archived)

*Used* to have the girly equivalent of a willy?

Was it a terrible accident involving a penknife and a hoover?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)

You are a twisty wee sod.

*puts blanket over cage*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

That's an odd reply...

/snoozes in the dark blog

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

Quiet or I'll rape you with your own cuttlefish, you FEATHERED BASTARD

Feathered bastard is my grandad's name for his budgie.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

I might well enjoy that too much

for it to be a threat.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)

Why thank you kind sir!

And... thank you again =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)

THERE'S A HAND FLOATING IN THE AIR!

IT HAS NO ARM!!!

(to the left)

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

pfft!

good point

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

umm

errr

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)

explain that!

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

get im Jacob!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

RAAAAAAA

*leaps*

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

Gah!

Run!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)

explain what?

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

*groan*

top punnage!

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh baby baby

it's a wild world

hard to get by just upon a smile girl

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

yikes

that's really quite scary

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

haha

ace!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)

pffft!

don't you just hate it when that happens?

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)

ACE!

in other new WHY OH WHY IS RADIO 1 PLAYING RUFUS WAINWRIGHT AAAARGH ONOOOOOOOOOOO! ):

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

^this^

"susan you have great taste in depressing slow shite"

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

i think you miss my point of disspear

i LOVE rufus wainwright
i do NOT want him ruined by radio 1

):

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

Radio 1's crap.

You should be listening to Radio 4 or smooth FM.

LOVELY.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

radio 7

is the way forward. Either that or this enormous stash of pink floyd I've found on my Dad's computer

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

~~pink floyd~~donkey pr0n

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

of course

so easy to mistake the two

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

i listen to radio 4 at the weekends

and i'm 18.. surely i'm too young to think?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

Too young to think?

Pffft. I listened to Kaleidoscope (a defunct Radio 4 programme) under my duvet when I was 15.

NEVER too young for Radio 4. Well maybe some children are. But you get my point.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)

I grew up not understanding weekending

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)

And the theme tune to the Archers

makes me feel all warm and snuggly. Right back to childhood and lunch at home with my mummy.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:32, archived)

One of my bands plays the theme to the archers

as a comedy interlude sometimes

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:32, archived)

Smooth FM?

Aaaarrrrgh! Bane of my life. The work car is always set to bloody Smooth FM and I have to pounce on the radio to save my ears.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

I love it, but then I love odd things...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6479992

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

why oh why are you listening to radio 1!?

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

it's the only thing that i can get on my alarm radio

despite being in the centre of town... there's no reception for anything!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

bummer...

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)

that brings back some bad memories....

(

Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

Yay!

Zak's back!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)

blipedy blah blay bloo touch me.

Deviant Fart

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

Pffrt

Emo.

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

Emo

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

Hahaha

You never let us down

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)

haha

the dangers of not listening

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)

Hey Willwillwritehiswill If God exists,

What would be a christian's attitude to Euthanasia?

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

What kind of question is that?

surely if god exists, their opinion wouldn't change?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

i'm doing an essay on: "a christians attitude to euthanasia"

but i like b3ta more.

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)

Let me quote something

"Shoot them all and let god sort it out"

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

so to recap...

Christians Attitudes To Euthanasia
"Shoot Them All And Let God Sort It Out"

A star material?

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

A moon, ashallay.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

what like this moon?

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

bigger, please.

you've read the FAQ. you should know better.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

but the moon is big

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

^can't argue with that.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

When, when you are the moon...

(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)

Whack a CDC in there and maybe a Venn diagram

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

kill 'em all

let god decide.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

hahaha! brilliant!

i'm really liking these!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

Hahaha!

I think I'd be an emo if I wasn't too old.

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in vino veritas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

ahh bless

but you don't look a day over 21 :P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

hahaha

I saw them on channel 4 the other day. It's cock rock with floppy hair! I can't believe kids are so uncool these days!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

a little bit of me dies inside everytime i sell a copy at woolies...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)

Woo

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

very nice

i just bought a graphics tablet

it's fun

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)

you know the law.

cdc first. talent later. :P

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

oh don't worry

it was christened with a cdc

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

i like

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

Teeheee

I love this!!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

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