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# I was working in the lab late one night, When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# brillsocks
and sorry for mr Saver down there
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# huh?
edit: ahhhh

bye!!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# ray!
i almost forgot, so this is something i tossed off rather quickly, last thing last night:


edit: your bride of frankenstein is ace, as is chewbacca ;)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# ace
i like it
woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Thats dead good that is
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Thats woo that is
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahahah
Is he watching telly really close up in the dark?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# it's an old VDU
:)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Thats ace
I love the effect of light and dark!! Most woo sir!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Wow I love the little legs on the phantom
Here have my first
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# that's a bit special!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# excellent
woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Wow!
I have missed seeing your drawings, top class sausage :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Heylo fancy pants
haven't seen you about so much, hope you're grand

*huggles*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# aceness
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Here have another
should be fun to put this on different piccies.... its the invisible man as a flasher :D
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# heh nawty!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
also excellent
another woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)
# that's totally me.
but without the invisibility.

woo yay too!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)
# oooh - excellent transparency action there
9/10
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Last one that I had a bit of a play with
(thanks to The Neville for doing the transparencies for me)

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

4/6
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)
# she's stolen the arms from
Colossus!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Needs more "I like this"
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Is he taking a dump?
:D
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# thats why he's howling
its a wall scraper!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Woo!
Wagon-overload :D
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# in his latter days
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# nawty boy

3/6
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Now you see him............
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Braw!
I bet he's cold.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I love this.
=)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# haha
does he have invisible spunk?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)
# what a wasted effort
(I mean invisible flashing, not your top drawage) :D
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# 8/10
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# WOO!that's ace
and nice boob gropage.

;)

2/6
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)
# pah
he's pulling down her top to get a better chomp :D

woo to your phantom... love the grabbage of the cape!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I'll shove the animated one here then
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)
# hehehe
aceness!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# This am all teh woo
I love it...it's the legs that make it :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# *plink plonk plink dunk dunk dnnnnnnn*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# I love this one
woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# flap man, flap!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Cor!
*envies your drawing skillzors*

'noon, miss! *hugs*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# wow
that's splendid
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Sexy interview with a vampire
woo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Doesn't click....
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# i can only click the first one
but it is ace

edit: thay are all acetastic (I'm running out of words)
woo yay
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Yay they are all the ace
Stupid work, don't have time to draw now :(
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# WOO!

1/6
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# brilliant
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# fantastic
woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Raaaaaar
woo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)
# brill
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# he only wanted to be loved
*sob*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Hurray!
Happy halloween Mr Toast.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)
# *spanks the talent out of you*

I mean, Woo! :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# fuck i forgot, have a hastily put together frankensteins monster
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)
# that makes me batty!

5/6
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)
# eddie munster!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)
# oooooh speshul!
*loves*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# he's my favourite
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# These are brill
woo yay.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)
# it's universal monsters, not star wars!
that second from the right is obviously chewbacca!

it's absolutely spliffing!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Rarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

6/6
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)
# cor I like this one rather a lot
!!!!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# lookout! fishlips!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Huzzah! I did it in time!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# WOO! lully action
:)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# hahahaha
nice stomp
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Fab!
STOMPSTOMPSTOMP! RAAARRRR!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Yay fabness!!
knew you could do it you slacker!

most woo to this and also to your grey matter animation in your profile!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Not very good, 'cos I still can't draw.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hahahah
top work!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# That's superb!
I'd love to see that with all the bits of the face animated :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Feel free to
email a copy of photoshop to my work address and I'll see what I can do.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Why stop there?
*emails the internet down a series of tubes*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Yo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Ho
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Fo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Sho
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Fum
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# fo' shizzle.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# woo
before it disappears out of sight
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Braaaaaaains......

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# yay!
*cocks shotgun*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# got a thin one ay?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# that's what you said last time.
but i surprised you, didn't i?!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# *shoots cockgun*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Bollocks
I wondered why no-one had replied the obvious.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# yay
*cocks*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# double-icon-tastic!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Woo
She may be dead but is still hot!
Wood!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# cut off her arms
adn don't do oral, bobs your uncle and fany's your aunt.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# yay
*shoots cockgun*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Woo!
Someone fetch Lordi!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# ooo nice
woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# most woosome!
lots of yay!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# hallowe'en
many of the old pagan customs are retained,
and even today,people still crack nuts,and bob for apples,throw apple peelings over their shoulder and look in the mirror with a lighted candle in order to see the face of their future spouse and so forth...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# How do you eat nuts without cracking them though?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# carefully
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
# he he he
*unzips trousers*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
# eat, not lick
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# my halloween guidebook doesn't explain that :(
:)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Mine's telling me
GO DOWN TO THE HELLFIRE CAVES AND LAUGH AT THE GOTHS

But I can't as tonight I'm going to see Glenn Hughes.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# I went to the Hellfire Caves a couple of Hallowe'ens ago
in the hope that they'd put on some sort of scary event.

I ended up paying £6 (which is more than usual) to walk down the caves being lunged at by chavs in plastic masks every few yards.

The chavving cunts. They didn't even have the decency to be goths.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# only brains?
I'm sure she'd be after more than that
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!


and more woo to curis on his FP repost!!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# mmm
superb

I'd like to see that coloured
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# not enough rippage of the clothing
especially round the chestal area
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# yes.
*nods head*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# lol chestal area!
Do you know why they call that part of a woman at the top of the legs a 'Waist'?
Its cos you could easily fit another pair of tits there...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# zombies with tits
*yiff*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Yay!
Fantastic work as always JJ!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Dear Philip,
Thank you for making corpses look attractive. Business should begin to look up.

Lots of love,

Dr. W.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Have a scared skinhead
Silly boy is frightened by the kitten!


boo


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/bored today.

[edit] damn compression screws the qualitah.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# FEDEX!
(or pizza of doom, or blue question mark for sarari users)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# i can see it
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I can now
something queer going on.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# prolly the messy-en
being a crap imagehost
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# your dad!
LOL!!!!111
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# FLOPPELCOCKS!
11
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# OMG EVIL FLASHING SKULL!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# welcome aboard
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# ZOMG!!11oneleven
*5PackZ0rz*

:¬)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Welcome n00b :o)
Ahh its Tuesday.... *Sits back and awaits flaming n00bs to be cast in to oblivion*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# whaffor? s/he ain't dun nuffin wrong (yet)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
#
⇑THIS⇑
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# SQUAREthisSQUARE
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# hehe
you love the squares
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# I didn't mean this specific n00b
Just the fact its Tuesday and there's usually a torrent of flamings....
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# it's been fairly noob quiet today
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# surprising considering the recent media attention
i reckon next tuesday will be hellish
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Ha SPAKALORDZZ!!!LOL
Welcome, Bienvenue, Hola...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# HYPNOFACE
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# LOLZORDZZ!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# welcome aboard
with your tiniest ever anim
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# marvellous
shop a chair, spack a kittin
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Happy Halloween :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# i will hunt you down and kill you for that
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# you won't be laughing when i catch you
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# i will
hehe
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# *waves carrot for donkey*
w00 yay!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Hello stranger!
How's thee?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I'm here!
I think! Not bad sir, and you?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# I'm okay mate.
Where've you been?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# here
just not posting much! Probably more my state of mind than anything... I felt bored and couldn't be arsed replying much!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Yea I'm a bit like that at the moment
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
#




huuh?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# If you wave that 'carrot' around in class one more time I'll chop it off, Horrible.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# but but but
it's for the Magic DOnkey!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# the magic donkey doesn't even know this board exists
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# In other pet naming news
Is it bad to want a boxer dog called donkey?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# not at all
i want a boxer dog
or a st bernard
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
# boxers are better, they shed less
I've never owned a St Bernard but boxers don't shed hugely.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# st bernards are bigger than me and do that
'shoelaces of drool' thing
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# You want a dog that does that?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# why ever not
my kid could ride it like a horse
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# You want a siberian mountain dog then.
They're wicked. and HUGE.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# *googles*
edit: well that was a waste of time
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# They're not called that
I'm trying to remember...

PYRENEAN MOUNTAIN DOG.

Look at me trying to say Siberian.

www.k9host.co.uk/grafix/Breeds/PyreneanMountainDogs.jpg
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# very fluffy
but they don't look as MASSIVE as saint bernards
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# ...
'The Pyrenean Mountain Dog is not just a large breed of dog - it is a giant breed. This means that the cuddly little ball of white fluff you may well meet when you go to see a litter could, in a matter of months, be as high at the shoulder as your dining table and weigh in excess of ten stone (65 kg) so before going any further there are a few questions you should ask yourself.'

aww puppy www.pmdc.org.uk/images/apic03.jpg
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# my 3/4 japanese akita 1/4 dobermann Nanook
is way bigger...and way better...and he can drive...probably
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# is it
a neapolitan mastiff?


the tallest dog breed is the irish wolf hound and the biggest breed is the english mastiff, according to the 'net anyway
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# i want a boxer
but even showing the mictogirl boxer puppy pictures won't sway her
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# this is gibson
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# fuuuuck!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# AW
How gorgeous?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# boxer puppies are gorgeous.
In fact, boxers are the best dogs ever.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# *sheds boxers*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# *chops it off *
Well I did warn you. Now go to Mr Stephen's office with this note and do NOT read it on the way.


(CaptoFacto no ~5443 - My primary school headteacher was Mr Stephens and he was a knob)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# does that mean I can chop him off?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Do what you like to him
He was a JOCKEY of the highest order.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# The Magic Donkey knows EVERYTHING
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

:D
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# he was sold for glue..
we now have a lazy chutney ferret who doesn't front page the best of the board
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# ^^^
This.
The front page quality has been really poor of late when there is a hell of a lot of hummus contained in the 'best of teh board'
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# SMASH THE SYSTEM!!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# I concur
But then again I've never had a front page...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Badum!
and probably Tish!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
oh it burns
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha
noice!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
hahahaha
'ning Prod :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# 'lo pot :)x
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# He looks too needy
probably likes to be mummied.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# YAY!
It's about ruddy time we saw some more of these. Woo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# busy busy busy! :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# excuses excuses excuses! :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Punidgy 69!!!
teeerrrible!!!!


woo.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
#
badum-tiiiiiishhh!!!!!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# roflcocks
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# oh my pun glands!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Super smashing great.
Woo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Arf
Very ghoulish sir,
woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Happy 'Ello Weiner
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# ouch ouch ouch ouch
wooooo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Kittin tiem
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# eef!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# He he he he
GAH! Nicely done...hypnotic. Woo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# his eyes remind me of Liono
Yes, I know.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# pervert
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *yiffs*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# T to the U to the double T
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Look more like Noel Fielding...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Who?
I only know Yvette Fielding. OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT/FEEL THAT/HEAR THAT?!!?!?! OH FUCKING HELL....

god bless her.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# she was so shit
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# You say that about everyone.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
# you're so shit
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Yea but you're a coprophile
and you love big shitty me. Lick me. LICK ME.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# i do, every night
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# No me, not your bed post.
Well that was an odd mental image.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# He's the pointy southern one in The Mighty Boosh.
Yvette, however, is still famous, in my eyes, for screaming all the cocking time on Blue Peter.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# noel fielding
is vince noire in the mighty boosh
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I've only tried to watch the mighty boosh once
and it just wasn't funny. A bit teenagers 'omg I'm so random' etc etc etc...

Nah, wasn't for me. Unless I missed all the funny bits.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# the episode when they go to the north pole
was the best ever
just some truly well-timed comedy
and rather light on the 'wacky'
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# didn't even know what she looked like when i drew this
it's some tart of a desktops site
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# I do likes it.
I think you should do a sexy She'Ra.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# maybe i will
maybe i will*



*i probably won't
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
That looks just like my cat, Archie. Who is presently sat in the vets having his knackers chopped off.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# He
won't thank you for that. When we had ours done he went to lick his balls when he'd recovered from the anasthetic - you should have seen the look of surprise on his face!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
He's not going to be a gentil kittin tonight, that's for sure.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Buy him
a ball to play with.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Pffft!
Sod it, I'll buy him two.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# wolverkittin
nice.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Kittins got claws!!!
woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Baby got back
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Halloween
Many of these superstitions have come down to us from our pagan ancestors of 2,000 years ago or more,for our Hallowe'en occurs about the time of the Ancient Druidic autumn festival.
This was also the season of the ancient Roman festival in honour of Pomona;godess of fruit and gardens.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# it also encompasses the winter equinox or something
/not a fucking clue
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# all hallow's day (tomorrow)
was the pagan new year. i think.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Pomegranates
Were named after the Roman goddess Pomona and Flint McGran, Scots god of marble, granite and other stoney things.
100% of fact.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# best of all the times
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# how did you get a picture of my cat?
have you been rummaging around on my hard drive?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Who? ME?
*attempts to look innocent*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# yowsers
that scares me
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Sch-zing!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# haahahaha
i love that
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# A parable.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# it must be cold
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Looks like he stabbed it with his sword!!!


(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# You've taken a finger from his right hand
and transplanted it between his legs. AICMFP.
Woo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Halloween.
Superstitious folk used to believe that almost anything could happen on that day;for they thought that witches then rode abroad on broomsticks,
elves played pranks upon sober folk,and that the future might be foretold by jumping over a lighted candle,or by many other magic rites.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# people were stupid, back then
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# the difference with now being?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# stupid in a different way
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# fair enough
I have the best stats quote this week
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# mediocre's is better
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# yes
hurrah for randomness!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# they didn't have the internet to show people how stupid they were
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# People are still stupid
They just get money from reailty tv shows
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# why be worried
if the witches went abroad?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# they might come back with chicken flu
or sars
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# or
Massive Romanian Sexified Aroma.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# maybe they don't have the correct immunizations
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# fx
waits for it to animate
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# haha
some people just feel a need to prove themselves
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# No they don't! Watch!

*paradox*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# his winky is showing!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# My mate fancies you

'you' being Mictoboy, naturally
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# *winks*
*wanks*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# *blushes*
*preens*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Sexy hippo!
top stuff
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# *pouts lips*

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# they're a match made in heaven
woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Is flattered.
but he looks a bit like Peugeot 207.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Seeing that it fell off the board
because my page took forever to load... may I ask this one for a kiss please?
despite the fact that this one looks decidedly devious
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# open wide
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Yay!

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# repost
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
dont leave your mouth open too long
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# i made a halloween cat cos i is bored
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# cat is brought to you by the letter
C
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# the letter n
shirley?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# UNT
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# bad mictoboy!
up to bed with no dinner!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# since when is 'unt' bed-worthy?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# ...
...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# there's no answer to a question
as multifaceted as that
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Does anyone remember that program as a kid
Where the pencil with a light on the back spelt stuff?
Can't think of the name and annoying the hell outta me!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Words & Pictures?
Possibly.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# That's the one that came to mind,
but then I got confused by Look & Read.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# you have confused me
be more specific
draw pictures
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Ahh nice one peeps!

It looked like this only better!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Not nearly enough round letters to satisfy The Pen Of Doom!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# top to bottom
and left and right
top to bottom and left and right
(repeat ad infinitum) Click my name for more nostalgia related nonsense
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Haha that pic of cosmo and dibs
looks like Michael Schumacher is a puppeteer!!!
Classic stuff!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# lovely
an islamic crescent cat
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# *burns cat*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Another target for you?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# *puts the cat out*
Haha! See what I did there?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *burns cattery*
'tis most woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# I like!
praps the head should be fluffeh like the body though?


/opinion blog
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# s'lully.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# pretty
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Halloween,the night of the 31st of october,which precedes all saint's
day ,is known as All - Hallow -Even,or Hallowe'en.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# It's All Hallows Eve,
shirley?

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# you are correct
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Top cat!
in britain..Boss cat!!!

woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Meg and Mog!
/memories
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# swanorse?


horawn?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# mmmmm
I like the idea
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# my word
that is most of the woo AND yey



*bow's and removes hat*
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# sworse!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ^This^
And woo for the sworse. It's ace.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Ooooo Lully!
Pegaswan!

or

Swagusus!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# SWORSE
HORWAN
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# that gives me the horawn?
:P
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# now that is fantastic
woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Oooh, thass good.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Giving me teh FEAR!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# you are too easily scared



...



BOO!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!
But just look at it!
Everyone knows Swans are pure evil and now it has capacity for running at high speeds breaking arms at will!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# mmmm, tasty
roasted with some new potatoes
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# are you the queen
or something?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# A
not the
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Excellent
I love teh animangles
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Aaaaaargh scary birds are...
scary
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# does it poo
out of it's 'rear' nose?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# last one, i swear.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
very nice
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
*SMITES*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# haha
that's great
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# hehehe.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
ace
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# heh, excellent!
"I like this"
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Woo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha
More!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# my hummus gland is aching!
i need a rest!

also: thanks all :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
wonderful
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# say it again.
;)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# wonderful
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
wonderful
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Smite is a top word :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Hahaha
These are ace!
Woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaha
woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
more of these!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 5:27, archived)
# 'Straight outta... Brompton!'
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha
*crosses off to-do list*

/edit: why are his mates floating without shadows?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# vampires?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# it's the time of the season I guess
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# the spectators look like they're floating
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# ah this is cos it..
...is hard to find pictures of teh NWA. Shadows aren't quite matched but at least they were leaning against a wall. It's all about the pun anyway innit! :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# haha
madness
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# They're a bugger to catch
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# ooh
nice reflectionage
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# i can do that
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# shut up jesus
WE DIDN'T FUCKING ASK YOU

SON OF FUCKING GOD
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# BUT IT'S SO EASY
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# *attempts to BMX into you*
*gets destroyed by hoard of angels*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Pah
worked better on the radio...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# probably, probably did
in fact I bet it did, Radio scares me however
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# GAAAAAY
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# just a source image and a copy of photoshop eh
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# ITS A JESUS BIRD!!!











TJ what happened to Dave The facts?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# it was bought by google and subsequently terminated
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# google and ryan air are both on the same track
BUY EVERTHING
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# It still puts in an occasional appearance
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# that's lovely
we could send these two after it

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Noice
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# excellent work.
I think a nice long-range rifle ought to bring one down though.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Yea, a .50 cal would probabily do the trick
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Happy Halloween !
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# that would go well on french toast
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Zombie Jesus
Save us, Zombie Jesus!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Prove to me that you're no fool!
Drown and rot in my swimming pool! /Jesus Christ Zombie Star
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# *drowns*
*dies*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# *Points at Michael Barrymore*.
It woz 'im wot did it, guv'nor! I saw'd it!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# stop putting fags out in my pool!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# ahahaja
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Best Jesus Baiting EVARRR!!!
*chalstons*

Go Herod! Go Herod!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Prove to me that you're not lyin', I wanna see some gory dyin'!
Sorry, getting a bit carried away by the whole zombie Jesus thing. :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)
# im reading that in ooogy boogies voice



/nightmare before christmas
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I'm reading a book called World War Z
It's people's recollections in the the aftermath of a Zombie War. It rocks with extra pebbles and soil and stuff.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha

needs magic tea fingers.

:)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# hahahah
fantastic!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Aha
so that was what was being shoved inside my mailbox

/throws everything away unseen blog
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# mmmm, tasty
spread it on some ryvita for tea. NYOMNYOM
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] bin dun?
iCon?



(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# i just bought an ipod
i dont like it, it's too hard to use
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# you're taking the piss, right
i don't own one, but i have played with a mate's ipod, and it was very straightforward
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# no, the pod bit is ok
it's the software that seems to be a right cunt
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# how so?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# itunes is top
and easier to use than most
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# i thought itunes on the pc
was awful, especially compared to itunes on a mac
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# they are pretty much identical I though
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# not really
the pc version is really badly spooged
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# tis fine for me.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# me three
never had a problem until last night now it will not update! :(
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Me four
So much better than any other prog of similar ilk.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Ah, an iPod...
I thought it was a petrol pump... =/
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# The new iPump
either Apple's new petrol pump or their new range of artificial male lapdancers.

'noon btw
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# 'noon, bloke!
How's it going?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# *waits for everybody do dig up their iCons*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# a new generation of con artists
perhaps?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# ahem
scuse me Mr. i dont suppose you know of any jobs going, in or around den haag for a fairly unskilled non-dutch speaker. any help muchly appreciated.
i tried www.whatareweyournondutchspeakingjobfindingbitches.nl but they couldnt help.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Hmmm
I lived in Den Haag for 25 years

what skillzors do you have?

Have you been here?
www.undutchables.nl/
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# i like ice cream
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# well, not a great deal frankly.
i'm just looking for something simple. i've been in computer admin for the past 2 years, and i worked in dixons for 3 years prior. i'd do anything tho, call centre, labouring, barwork. anything that would pay at least 500 euros a month.
was just wondering if you knew any employers in the area, preferably employers who are looking for someone to search the net for shite all day and photoshop amusing penis' onto GIF's with comedy effects?
edit: but honestly absolutely any work will do, and any help will be huuuuuugely appreciated, and rewarded with much beer upon my arrival in the netherlands.

extra edit: yeah tried www.undutchables.nl all the jobs there are a little to exec level, i.e. hefty qualifications and experience required
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# There are a few Dixons stores in Den Haag
and in The HobBit are a lot of small IT businesses where you might start asking around for something computer admin related.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# tah, i recognise that building
i think i went by it on the tram, shall check it out next time i'm there.
i also went to dixons, just the language barrier would prolly hold me back, damn my typical english ignorance.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# yeah, should be visible from line 3 and possibly 2
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# I can speak dutch!
I can say 'Roken in der Koken' or however it's spelt.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# neuken in de keuken
op de keuken tafel?

i think thats closer, a little dirtier but prolly still spelt a little wrong
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# nah
only keukentafel is one word in dutch
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Roken in der koken apparently means fucking in the kitchen
My drummer's half dutch. he doesn't speak it, but someone told him to say that to his hollandish mum and she slapped him.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# nah
roken is smoking, i think. neuken is fuckin.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# See i thought it'd be smoking
considering it's similar to the german.

You've just won me some money, hopefully. if he believes me that we made a bet on it.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
#
rauchen = german
roken = dutch
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# roken in der koken means nothing (and is even part german)
neuken in de keuken means a lot

just remember to say noiken in de koiken
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# At first glance
I thought it was a petrol pump.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Last year he stood in someone's greenhouse for a month...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# belter
brammer
stoater
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# stoater is a fine word
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# FREEZE!!!













BASS
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# ^this
bass hammertime
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# hahha
why won't blaine die?!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# because he is all of the magic
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)
# because he's already dead?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# He's too stoned to die
He's so high he's already with jesus!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# haha
I really don't like him
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)
# *likes*
*clicks*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha!
Grannies always have bodies in their freezers, where the hell would he fit?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha
now that's magic!

edit/

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# christ!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# needs
updating.
the eejits at virgin seperated pete and geoff and put christian o'cuntface on in the mornings instead. shame i'm never up before ten these days
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Rooooaaaarrrrr!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# yeeha! I like that
shall we call it Brian?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# What is that Hippo of yours called?
The one with the teeth.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# This one?

It doesn't have a name yet. It's just my threadwaste hippo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)
# call it T.W.H. Colgate
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Why the sudden W?
Call him Martin Sockworthy.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# w for waste
I guess

but I like your name better anyway
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Because I'm fantastic.
You can kiss my bumcheeks if you like.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)
# maybe later
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Tease
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)
# *winks*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# I love the Hippo
I want him as my MSN avatar now
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# help yourself
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# SEX
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)
# You offering?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Yes please
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# your two's office must be caked in jizz.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# ooh
that's a good name
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hehehehe
"gizza kiss"
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# NO!
She will you know!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)
# or her friend will
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)
# When I asked for a kiss
you posted a very different picture.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)
# this?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)
# muahahahahahaha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)
# oooo
sexy
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# .
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Lemur Eyes!
Lemur Eyes! Lemur Eyes! Lemur Eyes! Lemur Eyes! Lemur Eyes! Lemur Eyes!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Haha!
Smashing.

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# haha
that is a most fruitful hippo bum
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# No
It was a hippo with a very large tongue sticking out.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Yes, this
*faints*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# THELMA VON MARMITEHAUSEN!
So we meet again...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)
# And this is why I'm not allowed to name pets
After the cats (who still live with my parents) - Jennifer McFace, Malcolm 'Pol Pot' Sexyfeet and Fat Casper.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# splendid!
we had a dog called 'Zoltan, hound of Dracula'
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Zoltan!
*does the hand movement*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Well that's it
I'm in love
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# ;-)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
i nearly fell off my chair laughing at those names

malcolm "pol pot" sexyfeet
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# It really suits him though.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Haha
If I get some new cats, you could name them
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Will do!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hmmmm
maybe not then
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)
# I love her
very very much.
She is ALL of teh sexeh.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# ta
it's amazing... no matter how often I post this seamless picture, I always get a response
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)
# For the reason I stated
;)
I don't see any seams (sarcasm = off, btw)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)
# like this:
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)
# haha
some things just seem to hit the spot
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Pneumatics!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# perfection
i love it
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# What a smile
*beems*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Yay
Hippo baiting
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# nice spittle action
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# i think he should eat it.
kittens are evil and should be destroyed.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# FREAK!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# he just doesn't like them because cats pwn birds.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# i used to have a cat. it was scared of my parrot.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# No, you're a pussy and you're scared of your own pet.
I see through you, Haircut McGraw. Now get that cardi zipped up, I want to dance.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# owkay.


...McGraw?!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# First surname I thought of.
*grabs Johnson and tangoes around*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# *puts rose in his mouth*
*makes fancy eyebrow movement*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# *dips johnson*
You're very tall....

*drops*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)
# ow!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)
# you should have dipped me then
I am the girl, after all.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)
# LEET O CLOCK!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Yes burn the heretic
Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn, Baby, Burn,
*dances*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)
# EAT ALL KITTENS!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Blasphemy!!
*Burns embassy*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# :-(
Redexxing for me.

*weeps*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# There, there...
*grooms*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Oi!
Don't make me jealous!

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Super-duper-doopey!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting



ROAR
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# A lion gnops!
Woo!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# thanks
its really subtle and most people dont pick up on it


either that or it shite
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Glad to be of assistance...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# I did one back in July
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Dear Sir
Please don't delete threads on the /talk board

Ta everso.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# haha!
/muntz
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# You troll-esque thread-deleting prick.
People were saying things to each other in that thread.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)
# My way was nicer than yours.
But yes, this^
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# pfft

ahh talk borders....

heh
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# ......are people too
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# brave little kitty
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# that kitty's going to need drying out
(s)he's getting mighty damp.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Eh up! T'other place broken or something? ;)
Seen quite a few of you lot skulking back! How goes it?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# /talk is just fine
I fancied some pictures for a bit
and it goes:
~~~~~~~~~
like this
~~~~~~~~~
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Oh, I meant the one beginning with 4 and ending in rthur.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# awww poor kittin.
but a soggy moggy is always funny.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# raaa!
:D
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Is this wrong or just crap?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# That's wrong. This is crap........
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# this is true
that isnt
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# not wrong
well,of course the priest is wrong but that's a different matter.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Why does the priest look like
Adam West?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# *orders more chips*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)
# My new passport photo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)
# would
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)
# teh spikey teeth am tickleing my balls.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# insert pointy cones
into my anus


please
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# *penetrates*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# room for two?

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# come on in
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# christ!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# REJECTED!
Background is too dark

Subject is not facing directly into the camera

Subject is not central in the frame


(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# darn you for saying the same as me
in better English and first!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# And is he smiling?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# looks happy enough to me
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# my nephew's pasport got rejected because
he was laughing
not looking at the camera
his mothers arms where in the photo

take into account hes 8 months old.


have you ever tried to get an 8 month old baby to sit still, look at you and NOT smile, laugh giggle or cry for more the 5 seconds?!?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# There was something I was reading about this a while ago.
Fucking passport office.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# bah humbug to them all!!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# you are allowed hands in the picture
if the little blighter won't sit still.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# 4dam?
bet he knows how
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Rejected
man's cock and ginger pubes in shot.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)
# yes
my kid
it's going to look ridiculous when he's five years old
cos i'm certainly not updating the cunting thing
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# you have spawn?
I've asked this before, haven't I?


(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# he's just over an year old
he is massively cute
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# He's gorgeous...
Who'd have thunk that a git like you'd make a little stunner like him?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# ha!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Aw
I love babies.


Yes, I'm leaving it at that. I'm not going to alude to eating, sexing or doing anything you shouldn't do with babies. Not today.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# aww...
almost as cute as the Young Blue Aardvark
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# PITCHERS
I have no spawn of my own so for now I have to make do with cooing over other peoples.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# I have no pictures of my spawn on-line
for various reasons...

However, I might be persuaded to put a couple up...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# "...and the spawn of mictoboy shall rise up
under the power of govenment and reek havok on human kind..."
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# well, it's got good prospects
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# it'll be rejected
you're at an angle
by which I mean 'Woo!'
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I'll angle them
if they're not careful.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Haha - it's a bugger when that happens!
*Sets up repost opportunity for Curis because she is nice...*.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# I love you.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Super happy fun post
Woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Hurrah!
Love that! And you!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# you are too clever for your own good
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Very good....
Yet hamtouching?
Im sure Ive seen that before.
nevermind, it deserved a FP back then anyway!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Deja
woo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# ah
that does make me quite happy
many woos and yays to you, sah!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Repost?
Very good, though :¬)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# It was.
But relevantly and in an existing thread www.b3ta.com/board/6480620

Not been FPed before.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 18:53, archived)
# *something about a FP'd repost* ;)
woo yay and motherloving houplah!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# 2nd frontpage for this

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Nope.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:05, archived)
# oooh...weird how so many people think it was then..
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:41, archived)
# I know.
Quite flattering really. But you'd think they'd've checked my profile first. Perhaps it was on /popular for an age?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Wonderful!
More of this stuff, please!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
#
Wasn't this FP'ed ages ago? Ah well still great.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 18:48, archived)
# lookielikey
That one with half a face doesnt half (pun intended) look like Jake Thackray... Judge for yourself: Jack Thackray GIS
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# no wonder you're such a hit with the ladies
down at Budz Bar
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# They can't resist my fleshy , toothy chasm of a face
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# gives toothy head
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# such a cutie
woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# you're such a looker
it's not fair
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Eeps!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

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