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[challenge entry] If it's not been done,

I'd say you'll see it soon on Tshirt Hell or CafePress!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# yeah
it's 'traditional' for some wag to tuck mistletoe into his belt
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# By 'wag' you mean
'tedious cunt'
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Ha ha!
The Colin Hunt of T-shirts!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# I miss Colin
Ex-squeeze me!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I have been known to wear
novelty ties also.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Do you own a Wallace & Gromit tie?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# I do actually.
And a Monopoly one. Also, Star Trek. Wile E Coyote and a Simpsons one.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# wear them all
take a picture
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# does the lady version
say cameltoe?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# heh
Merry Cuntmas

Kiss me under the aforementioned arfery
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# You mean her thigh?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# she
may have a dangly labia...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# I just can't work out how genuine this photo is.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Needs more cowbell
/ac

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# nice hat, sir
sir:D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Does it work with the spectrum?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# 100% real.
100% FACT.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# 100% Anal
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# right.... i have an idea for one of these but i'm going to need something...
can anyone tell me where i can find a FREE piece of software that will 'record' what's going on in a client window and create an AVI/mpg file?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# camtasia
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# charse! :D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# /webcam sex archive blog
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# use that
for product demos... simple to use
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# yeah
I recommend it
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# just take a bazillion screen shots
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# hold a scanner to the screen
and start hitting buttons
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# i photcopied a mirror once
now i have two photocopiers

/stephen wright
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# must be real!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Haha.
That is raping my mind, it's THAT real.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# loveit
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# brilliant stuff
love that
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# I don't entirely trust the pilot
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# real
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Oh the shark is real...
its just the crew and rescued guy were shopped to hide their true identities.

Original source below

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Please supply your own sound effects...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# TRON!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
#
2001!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# 2001: A Tron Odessey
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# ...


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# NYEOW
FWOOOSH
HONK HONK
FWOOSH
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# VVVVVVVom
VVVVVoM, VVVVVVoM, VVVVVVoM

Like it!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# NNNNNGGGGG!!!!!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# *putt putt putt putt putt putt putt putt *

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# *squeaky, squeaky*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# This reminds me of the Fifth Element.
But with less taped titties.

It is all of the woo nonetheless!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Bbbbbnnnnnnnneneeeeoooowwwwwwwwwoooommmmpppp
I like 3d perspective things like this.
But what is that wobbling in the background?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# I can see a Santa in the blue one on the left.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# u sure?
looks like people having sex!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# I had a feeling it might be subtle porn
judging by the movements...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I've no idea.
It only appeared after I optimised it.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Shwang!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# bab bab bab bab bab ba baby bell
edit : is there someoen having sex on the left hand side panel (first one)???
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Y
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*breathes in*
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*SPLATS*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Bungee-jumping pirate?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# with a surfeit of bungee
aye
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# peeeeeshhhhhhwoooiiiinnggg
peeeeeshhhhhhwoooiiiinnggg
peeeeeshhhhhhwoooiiiinnggg
peeeeeshhhhhhwoooiiiinnggg
peeeeeshhhhhhwoooiiiinnggg
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I'd suggest
Keep Fallin' by Hot Chip.

It works, I promise.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Needs more shark, bridge and random rescue effect.
*sees helicopter in right hand red panels.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ppppiiiiiiizzzzzzzaaaaaaannnnnnnnnggggggggggggg!

Woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Conncet
Fuor?
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# ho ho ho
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# ooh croikey
That's fearsomely great
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# And festive too
(perfects 8-bit hat)

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Limp wristed dinosaurs?
No wonder they died out.



Woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Santasaurus
Rex?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# :D
I love that.
I would also love to see it trying to right itself after falling over.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# ahh im working on that
i cant perfect the walk... kinda toddles at the moment

for number 5 scroll down
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# now with snow!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Rrrraaaaaaaaaaaaa!
More of this kind of thing!
Excuse for pea roast

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Strange likeness don't you think...
Dunno where this popped into my head from but have it anyway.



I make it 49.59k

/conforms
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# *AHEM*
WWWHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Gary Oldman's sister!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# big Mo
she's that old woman from eastenders....! oh the other bloke - sorry! :o)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# it says quite clearly on the picture who they are
dumbass
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# but other than that information, should i be aware of them?
cos i'm not
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# i forgot, you don't have a telly do you?
this explains a lot...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# i have a telly
but i mainly watch dvds on it
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Mictoboy,
home.ntl.com

or

www.sky.com

Its the future.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# bollocks
i pay over a 100 quid a year for the 'right' to watch telly already, i'm not paying more for a couple of music video channels and the opportunity to 'pay per view'
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Yeah
I hear ya.

Cheeky twunts. It should be abolished that TV license. Just trying to get one's hard enough too, they're quick enough coming round when you ain't got one, but it took me a week to get through a lil while ago just to BUY the fucker.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# *shocked*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# *twiddles moustache*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# HHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA!
HAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!
HAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAAAA!

CHOPPERS!

HAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!
woo
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Aceness!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# So...
I take it there's STILL quite a few people without digital TV then!

ah well. There's still dick all on TV just lots more of it.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# The truth
can scare the hell out of a person

/teh fear
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# I can't be the only one...
...who thinks Big Mo looks like a Moomin?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Bzzzzt!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# A PACKET OF BEES!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Silly
bees are deliverd in jars, not packets. Liqufied and refined, they are the main constituent of honey, along with melted down copies of 'Sams Town', by The Killers, and John Noakes crossed with Alan Titchmarsh.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# What did they use before Sams Town was released?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Anything by the Small Faces
would do. Even Steve Marriots home made pottery was used during lean times.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# A BOX OF WASPS!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# *smooches*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# AAAHAHAHAHAAA!
christ that made me laugh!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# today is full of delight.
yay and clicks.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# A bratwurst full of spong-hornets
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# a cigar tube
full of wasps?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's a battery-powered bratwurst.

All the kids have got them.

EDIT: Including WalrusMan - damn!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# surely he'd know
he fecking made it
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Grand!
I know how he'll get over the shock



The crisp clean taste of Monkey Beer
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# quicky..
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# ooof
Thats rather special and good I love the little rebound one!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# FPee this
lol superb
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful!
*awaits fleeing John Malkovich*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# "skiing john malkovich"

marvellous! *clicks*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Gleeing John Malkovich
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# being joh....no wait
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Fleeing John Malkovich
.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)
# you sir
are spakked
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:07, archived)
# ouch
that's gotta hurt
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Extremely good.
Have a click, sir
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
fucking hell
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Thats gonna sting come winter
Edit/how rude have a woo and a click

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# He comes winter as well?
/obvious autocomplete.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Stings written a song about winter??


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# In the thames?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# hehehe!
watchout for splashback.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# arf


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Blimey freebies
That's some hat!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Hat cockalorum!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# WOO!
plus thats the best hat of all time.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# oh no it's not
See Ironman Tetsuo or Doctor When


but thanks anyway
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# And this one
I'm borrowing from Urbane Legend is pretty damn cool (though that one is very bonkers! Woo!)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Could I yoink your christmas hat?
From down there?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# yes

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Cor thankyou
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# HATASTIC!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Best one ever.
Fact.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# make the hat ..
suck his little brain out!!

brilliant none the less
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# ha hahaha
wonderful!

woo
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# There's so Many...
Jings and Woo...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Hahaha, FPFPFPFPFPFP! *clicks*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# that's gotta hurt.
woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Jesus shitting christ.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha
awesome!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Oh my.
I'm a few minutes behind, but I really like this!
*clicks*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Must get round to doing 'Peeling John Malkovich' one day.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Just read the damn sign, will ya?
meh

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Hurrah
for signs telling people not to spack about!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# *sniggers*
I love the expression 'spack about'.....
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# and don't be a swastika
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# bwahahaha!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Is DTH still here?


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahaha, he'll get you for that...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# ooh!
that's an ouchie :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# *buys*
*applies*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# *applies*


woo
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Your great mr the hat!

/over the top sycophant blog


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# pffft!
Stobbit! I'm blushing . . .


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# *dies*
woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Shitting hell.
I did not see that ending coming. Woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# *puts down chainsaw*
*picks up rusty spoon*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Oh Archie!
Oh dear!

woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Ouch and indeed
OOOOF!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Yay Funny.. and just when you thought it was gonna go Nasty or Pervy it was a Pretty L'il Pun....
Hoozah for the (Rare) Clean Gags!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Hehehehehe
*applies Pun tan Lotion*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# haha!
i really must have a bit more of a look at
myspace. earlier today was my first visit (to try and find stuff on the bishop).
although judging from remarks i've seen and this^ i'm probably better staying away.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I refuse to join the throng of the myspace crowd
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# i absolutely detest it
it's like geocities for the new millenium
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# i don't quite understand any of these things.
the talk board here even seems odd to me.
i can just about cope with this.
mostly because you are all lovely and it has got pretty pictures.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# ^this^
in abundance
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# infests
rolfs and loms
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Afternings all
Sorry I've not been about, I am back healthy at work and ready to b3ta myself to an early xmas.....

Thanks in part to monsieur Happy Toast, please find my xmas offering this year below:
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# that has finally got me in the mood for christmas
i love you
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# 'nings, micto.
Or should that be "'nings Mick" now, in line with your sig?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# nah
:)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# *crosses mick out of b3ta address book*
*writes micto back in*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# no tippex?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# No, I always get it over myself.
I'm like a small schoolboy when it comes to stationery. That's why I'm not allowed ink pens either.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# i feel your pain
i get biro on my face on a far too regular basis
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# :D
I'm all ready for it this year, I've sealed up the windows and chimney and placed snipers on the roof :D

Actually I'm one of those sad people that like xmas because it gives me an excuse to give lots of presents that I've been buying all year to people I care about...*vomits*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# *feels presents*
*can't decide what you've got me*

*thinks it might be an onion*

=)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# aw bless
whereas i just spunked a lot of money in hmv :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
I'm not allowed in there or Fopp with my wallet anymore...

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# i wish i had a fopp near me
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# your bank balance doesn't
I bet!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# this!!
:o)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# What a splendid thing to see while I'm here for 5 minutes.
Woo to you young lady! Here, have this:



Also: *gives big sexy hug and gropes buttcheeks*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# OOooooo how norty!
Hello you!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Hello stranger!
How's life?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# PIXIE
WITH TITS!

Woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# But how does it smell?





Woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Alaska!
:D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Woo
Xmas yiffery...

tis the season to be... naked in a sock apparently
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Errrrrr
But its not anthro....

Its an Elf so no yiff here! :P
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# elves class as yiffery
shirley?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Lovely and Christmassy
*glows*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# YAY
and what a lully hat too!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# *yoinks hat*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Oooooo I like yours too
I need to make two little ones :D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# haha - ace
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I've made an 8-bit hat
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# it doesn't fit
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# gimme a sec...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# And what a jolly splendid offering it is, too!
Greetings, Ms Wagon!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# What ho kind sir!
*curtseys*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# bon noelf.
woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Ta very much!
feliz navidad!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# "Is there a satsuma in there with you?
No no, it's fine. You keep it."
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahahhaa
ooof

hello you *smooshes*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Yay Festive!
Let's Stick on the Phil Spector Christmas album and boogie...

Another nice Pic yo-Wagon....
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Ta!
*wiggles to the new stevie wonder album*

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# New Stevie Wonder Album eh?
Oooh...
Is it a Groovesome one?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# It's awesome!!
that guy is a legend!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# He is the Synth Master...
'll track 'er Down then... I'd heard it was a *ahem* 'Return to Form'

Hurrah!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# its called
a time to love

just so you know!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Ta Pickle...
I'll Amazon the Beggar...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Gosh
That's rather splendid!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# *looks up*
so's your username....

some men were born lucky.... some men were born tripod!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# yay!
that is all ;)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# super!
that is also all
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# hurrah :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# 'noon prod
I see it's Christmas hat time.
Edit: Oh poo, some adjustments needed. I've put on weight this year it seems.
Edit: Aha, that's better

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Hehehe
What a spiffing hat too :) I'll eat your mince pies for you if you like :D (although looking at that front page maybe thats not such a good idea!)

I need to get hatting!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# yay! :)

*smoocheesmoosh*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# *Hangs stocking*
*crosses fingers*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# *writes down chenobbles address*
*hands to imaginary sexy elf*

Good luck!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# YAY!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Socks.
Man's best friend.

Always there when you need them, warm and inviting.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# :D
I love socks!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Christmas with tits!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Ooooh another fantastic hat
:D

I love the way everyone always focuses on the important part of the image ;)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Hoorays!
*clicks*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# wowza
thankees!!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# My manga bird's got no nose....
.

How does it smell?

Awful.

/fwaps
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# All this cashing in on Sci-fi/Fantasy
is going a bit too far I reckon!


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# it upsets me that i get that
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Nerd!
*points

*points at self and shouts Nerd! also
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# i'm overjoyed that i don't.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Judging from the above, I'm quite pleased that I don't too...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# RIS it!
RIS it HAAAAAAARD
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# seam-ris

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# ah, fank roo velly much!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# I get it
woo
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# I get it
and I'm not afraid to say it
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
#
just ashamed that I know its Pinks album

*acts manly*

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Well, that's down to the ridiculously overblown advertising
on the Tube
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# can you say overblown and tube in the same sentence
without being accused of being a terrorisererist from muslimland?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
#

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Oi, have you been sneaking round my house again?
Also: 'nings, everyone...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# For some reason
I keep seeing Jesus with a horse's body jumping through that.

I'll take four of these most woosome items, sir!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# this is rather tasteful.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# woooness
I want one!!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# *ruins christmas*
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# aaargh!
you bastard! ;)â„¢
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# that's exactly what i was thinking.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# I coloured in your pic JJ, I hope you don't mind


This'd make an excellent xmas card!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Aye, that it would...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# A spectre is haunting East Anglia
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaha
that's incredibly stupid :D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# I know...
the one on the right's an Argentinian transvestite...

*smites Flickr*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# how did the police miss him?!
woo yay!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Haha!
Dinsdale!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Classic
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Arse.
mindpiss.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# how random! - and as this isn't worth it's own thread...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# ooo
wrong
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Well I think it's very good nonetheless
hehehehe
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# pffft!
most woo! sick!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Is it wrong of me to think
Ho0ly Shuddering Fuck:

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# it's a common enough reaction...
also frequently occurring are...

A) Where are we going Tom?
B) Tom, why's there a shovel in the boot?
C) *watery grave noises*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# *squelches*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# *watery grave noises*
I should like to add the caveat that I am not saying that this man is the murderer.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# haha no-one's suggesting that!
due course and all that ;-)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# In the U.K the Law states that a man is:
Lineker until Proven Kramer.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha!
he's not so smug now.
guilty.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# DINSDALE!!!!!!!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# .
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# *eats cats arse*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# small tj
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha!
i made a proper laugh, excuse me.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# thats rather good
i thought "eh whats that cat doing on there" then i looked again!
A Woo for you!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Woo!
Don't let Smuggers near him!


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# awwww
hahaha wooo!

I'm glad i'm not the only one that sees cats in croissants!!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Well, why wouldn't you?
meh

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# *refers the honourable gentleman to my 'random' quote on the stats page*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# :) Bless you, sir.
May I ask what it was in connection with?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# you used to be able to click the quote
to see the thread . . . can you still?

EDIT: Yes, you can!


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Got it. Thank you, Mr The Hat.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# rusty jesus
?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# No.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# *AHEM*


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahaha, very nice indeed!
*clicked*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# pfffft
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Arf!
Calls for a seasonal pearoast:






(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# woooo
monkeys rock
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
fucking hell
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha! ^this
and top work bbb.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
no w . . . today then?


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# nah
it's the christmas week skive


(nothing diff to normal then)

and we finish on Thursday!!!!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love pics that rip that poster off.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# this christmas
I'm asking for your hummus

where does it end?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Heh!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
#

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
woo
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Funny
*makes laugh sounds with mouth*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# *clicks "reply"*
*types in comedic response*
*clicks "post this message"*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# *clicks 'reply'*
*doesn't think of any witty reply, Implements smiley as generic response*
:D
*clicks 'post this message'*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# *GETS FUCKED OFF*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# *touches self*
*grins*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# *touches doctorwhen*
*slides away on river of own spunk*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# *doesn't click "reply"*
*doesn't type anything... at all ashally*
*doesn't click "post this message"*

*isn't compulsive liar*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Oh Noes!!!!!
Think of the kiddies!!!!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Oh dear
naughty denizen - woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Needs more tail and tits.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# yaaay!
or maybe not so yay as i won't recieve my christmas present now.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yay!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# OH NOES! MY PREZZIES!
*click*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# they talk!
hahaha
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# One does, at least......
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Only Jack does, the rest of the denizens have no mouth.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Jack doesn't have a mouth either.
That's a crack.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# true
but it's a somewhat mouthlike oriface nonetheless
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How utterly woo
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# It's a Pipingrad Christmas
*expects presents to start moving*

Hooray for JJ!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# stickmen raping santa?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# yay! l mean... oh noooo!
(;
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# 'ello you!
Didja see what we're having for Christmas dinner?


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Braw!
Woo!


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# tj: quick poll
how far do you all scroll down when you refresh? (after the first time you load the page)

edit: thank you to everyone who took part, complimentary tea and biscuits are provided by the door
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Depends.
If it's something where a good discussion is going on or I want to see if someone has replied to something I or someone else has said.

If ther'es not much except the pictures going on then not very far usually.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# This


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# to whatever was at the top before I refreshed

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Half way to three-quarters of the way down.
Sometimes further if there's a conversation I want to keep up with.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# depends
if I've been involved in conversations I'll follow them right down the page if they're still active. If I've not been involved, not far at all
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# all the way baby
all the way

mostly
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# depends on how long i've been here... and what i've replied to...
If i've just turned up i do a quick full scan...

Then i'll only scroll as far as my oldest reply...

Depending also on who i'm "talking" to, i'll put a thread in another tab...

On sundays I usually have roast beef cooked in guinness...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# I scroll down...
...until I reach the last thing I remember seeing.

I like to make sure you're all playing nice.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# yes...yes..yes!!
Thank you

Merry Christmas :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# yaaaaaaay!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Yay for shit free posting.
*clicks*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# knobber
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha...
Go on evil one!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# super
aloof and suave
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# excellent.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 4:16, archived)
# O Come all ye faithful?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# A faceful of cum is appreciated in any religion.
I reckon.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha
That's good to see man!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# *groan*
'noon BBB! *hugs*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

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